#and they're all filthy

[junimosity]

as a texan... i have opinions

SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A HARVEY RAHHHH

(one with dialogue, for context ofc)

[paperbackribs]

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

scraggly pathetic depressed older men my beloved...♡

[taraxippos]

I logged back in to tumblr just to see ur thoughts on the Oblivion remake that's probably being revealed tomorrow. May I point out they're still using the imperial city guard as their stand-in for the self insert main character and idk that tickles me Youtube link /watch?v=Ed_E2crglcw

So I've been pretty out of the fucking loop and not on my dashboard much, so this ask plus the series of searches I just did to confirm it is the first I've heard that bethesda is almost definitely doing a fucking OBLIVION REMAKE LMAO.

There is still a part of me that's like 'ouugghhhh it might actually be really cool to see Oblivion made with better graphics and a more fleshed out world, even just visually.... perhaps they will even.... do some rewriting??!!?'. But I will be extremely shocked if Bethesda has gone an extra mile to improve the quest/story content, and genuinely the potato faces and stilted voice acting and 50% of the characters being voiced by Wes Johnson are SO fundamental to Oblivion's tone and experience it will probably feel like an entirely different game even if they keep all the quests and dialogue 1:1, and probably not for the better. Like Oblivion's quest writing Does have some legitimate high notes (mostly Shivering Isles and the first half of the DBH, and some standalones) but I think it gets wayyyyy too much credit for having good quests. While playing it you (maybe) let a lot of stuff go because the visuals and voice acting just put you into this dreamlike clown universe where it's like, yeah, I guess that can happen (and the tone itself really Is intentionally silly at times).

Like what's it going to be like to get to the end of a really feeble and badly written mages guild questline where you're finally confronting MANNIMARCO KING OF WORMS, WHO MANTLED THE NECROMANCERS MOON and etc and he DOESN'T fucking look like this

The questline probably won't be any better (unless they're actually rewriting shit, and even then probably won't be any better) AND you're denied the sight of its allegedly powerful and intimidating antagonist standing barefoot in a cave in a hot topic bathrobe. This will be my 9/11.

[seijorhi]

Which haikyuu character do you think would be the most slimy, vile, manipulative yandere in a zombie apocalypse AU?

controversial opinion but it's tendo

[not-poignant]

December 2024 - Update Schedule

December (u wot mate) chapter update schedule:

(Tier+ = This tier or any higher, as every higher tier accesses all rewards in lower cost tiers)

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Sunday 1st - A Stain that Won't Dissolve 48

Tuesday 3rd - Constellations 13/16

Tuesday 10th - Underline the Gold 11/12

Thursday 12th - Underline the Black 103

Sunday 15th - A Stain that Won't Dissolve 50

Thursday 19th - Underline the Black 104

Tuesday 24th - Underline the Gold 12/13

Thursday 26th - Underline the Black 105

Sunday 29th - A Stain that Won't Dissolve 51

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Stories with bonus updates as yet undetermined: Palmarosa and Smoke in Autumn (there will be at least one chapter this month)

Most chapters go up between 6-7pm GMT+8 (or the time that you’re already used to me putting chapters up, lol).

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[dandelion-wings]

just read a delightful OT3 story in another fandom involving hot baths and massages, and now I am directly yoinking a bunch of its beats so I can tell myself a bedtime story about Lisa and Kaeya bullying Jean into a hot bath and massages. 10/10, do recommend

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

someday I'm going to be able to commission someone to draw the Buck-Eddie-Chris reunion in my Zombie Apocalypse AU and on that day it's all over for you hoes

[inkcovens]

kotlc worldbuilding is literally like the mary sue of worlds lmao. like wdym everyone is magically hot and rich?? that breaks the rules of how a. money works and b. attractiveness works 😭 beauty only exists because less beautiful things exist for it to be compared too and valued over, its not like an inherent, definable quality. rich people only exist because poor people exist.

[dnangelic]

(flings dart at a spinning wheel) sometimes beauty and the beast can have beauty as a red light district prostitute who may or may not dabble in yakuza dealings AND YET is still capable of developing complex platonic or even familial type bondings with a magically cursed middleschooler that also just happens to be an absurdly infamous criminal (beast) on the underside of his apparent innocence,

[prussianmemes]

what's incredible about these maps is how hard western euros will cope at the idea that their enlightened and superior society could ever be worse than *flips through notebook* those uncivilized lesser slavic poles and ukrainians. russians and croats also are lying too.

what's funny is that this yearly EU study is conducted in such a way that literally accounts for bias in reporting and cultural stigma, yet still they will cope and are unable to consider that based social democrat scandinavian finns beat their wives more than poles

(don't look at spousal murder rates in scandinavia ha ha)

[slvttyspider]

good morning, there was quite a bit of you guys which - hi 🥲 gosh. wanna meet everyone lol but. I know we just met but I gotta introduce u to 1 out of 3 of my boys mostly bc his name gets me since I named him before coming back to this place lol

this is Lucifer lmfao. he's very popular among people I show him to.

[cosmicsproutcake]

The Witnesses??????????????????!!!!?!?

Yes, of the Jehovah variety.

[tardis--dreams]

There's silverfish in this apartment so the only chance for my body to get some rest would be collapsing from exhaustion otherwise i will not sleep for a While

[solitaryparadise]

Bodies are so disgusting

All this meat and muscle and fat and teeth and hair and spit and liquids and noises

Bleh

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

Dylan O'brien saying the word "penis" makes me giddy.

As it should ;)