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au where team hebi agrees that it's a bad idea to leave kabuto unsupervised.... so they drag him along. as the team mascot
#naruto#naruto shippuden#team hebi#team taka#yakushi kabuto#also bc none of them really get how laundry works and y'know... hey kabuto's already used to cleaning up other people's messes#btw when i say mascot i mean like. he has to wear a snake costume in public#not to hide his identity or anything it's bc none of them want people thinking they're choosing to hang out with him#when they change the name kabuto thinks he's finally free but. whoopsies look at that a brand new hawk outfit#black zetsu rescues him so he can start bringing back some zombies. eventually.#he wants to poison them all so badly#unfortunately they happen to be four of the least poison-able people on the planet
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I’m legitimately gonna explode if I don’t find someone else who understand the background tragedy of the Gleeful Family in Gravity falls.
#Gravity falls#Gideon Gravity Falls#Gideon Gleeful#Bud Gleeful#I HC the mom’s name as Karen - a play on Caring - just with the Accent#Carin’ Gleeful……#ANYWAYS#Gideon is a child star at the age of 10 with a powerful corrupting force around his neck and a VERY weird coded behavior.#AND THE BEHAVIOR HAS TO BE LEARNED OR INFLUENCED. He’s TEN.#And he’s being weird from anywhere to kids a bit older to him to mentioning having a crush on an older woman (in a prison short)#Can we get this kid some COUNSELING#Also#It’s heavily suggested he was born with the white hair which might’ve made him just as outcast as many of the cast…..#I also have to shoutout Bud. Because while he’s permissive I don’t think he’s *bad*.#He’s in the weirdest possible situation as a parent because uhhhh! People forget that amulet does change the Power Dynamic#Like. The amulet makes Gideon a giant physical threat and people Forget That. The entire house is BUILT around that#Smaller Bud personal take -#I do heavily get the vibe he’s been not-so-well-off before (‘It’s all brand name foods-’) but Idk what to do with that#AND THE MOM. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU 😨#THE BOOK DIDNT EVEN NEED TO BE BURRIED THERE I’M SO UPSET OVER THE GLEEFULS I’M GONNA EXPLODE#I have a LOT of HCs about the Gleefuls I could just drop in the tags of this post tbh#Example;#Bud used to be a holy man IMO - Is this anything?
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black sails + tumblr text posts I have on my phone
#well hello there#im really sorry for all of this (im not)#i need to be silly otherwise there's the horrors#this kind of meme is like my brand at this point#i really really like something? chances are i'll take screencaps and slap funny shit on them#i want y'all know that i have a story of insanity with the first picture#changed the chemistry of my brain and gave me the crazies#i see john with his hands on his hips and i have to fight the urge to eat him#its a disease#also#if i had a nickel for every time i used that joke on a pirate named israel hands i would have two nickels#ill stop rambling and ill go to work now#black sails#tumblr text meme#black sails meme#long john silver#james flint#anne bonny#jack rackham#charles vane#i need to make more just bc its a travesty i didnt make something with max and madi#user purrvaire
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Made by @onyx-colony
#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history#will wood Wednesday rant#wednesday#Wednesday 2022#wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite#disturbingly vapid#and internally confuse#d ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on bburto#or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it#and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally#socially#politically#and artistically noxious as this#Mary-sue-lead#transparently TikTok-targeted#phone-worshipping#vaguely bigoted#backfired virtue-signaling#fake leftist capitalist “my im#mortal“-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about#Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult#especially to young people#the socially conscious#and members of marginalized#and “outcast” groups who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying “yeah#you like that#don't you?“ It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues#grotesquely and impotently
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Wrong #815
Angra and Voyager are riding around on Kijyo Koyo’s back (in her first ascension), and are now running about the facility causing mayhem and distress
#whathasangramainyudonewrong#angra mainyu#angry mango#fgo#this is to celebrate my freshly np3 voyager and brand new kijyo koyo#if the tone seems lacklustre it’s because we had to say goodbye to another cat tonight#not to use my tags as a diary but y’know. grief does things to ya#this time it was my baby; his name was Skye#he had a stroke and lost use of one of his back legs. it was determined that he was unlikely to recover use of it#at that point his quality of life wouldn’t have been good and we decided to put him to sleep#I’m not especially okay rn and I doubt I will be for a while but I’ll still be making posts I promise#gotta keep up a routine so I can keep going
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#i’m putting this down here because i don’t actually really want to talk about it or answer asks about it but i’m like a little annoyed lmao#first of all obviously people should have boundaries and not be annoying/invasive/etc. duh.#i have been around the rpf block many a time and rule 1 is don’t be a weirdo. don't let it out of fandom spaces :)#but yeah idk. oliver stark to me feels like someone who is actually very familiar with the mechanics of fandom warfare#and therefore does not know how to log off when it starts to get personal#like to be clear i definitely do not think he engages directly with This fandom other than to lurk and spy on people for fun/haterism#but in MY opinion he has the energy of a person who spends a nonzero amount of time engaged in petty anonymous beef#over a character or a ship or a sport or a new brand of tofu. idk i don’t really care what he’s into#but it does sort of seem like he forgets that when he’s doing it on his real socials with his real face and real name attached#people are going to know that it’s him and respond accordingly and he should just like. block them and move on.#and maybe even go back to his burner and vague about it or something if he truly cannot just walk away.#which he does seem to be sort of getting slightly better at but it's still just like. yeah man! i don't know what to tell you.#people are weird sometimes. we all get weird anons and dm’s and people cyberbullying us. it sucks and it shouldn't happen but it does.#and you do literally just have to find ways to make it easier to ignore them. i know that you know this#because you are a human who grew up on the same exact internet as the rest of us.#i say; as i feel compelled to post about a tiny situation from like 12 hours ago that has literally nothing to do with me#anyway!!!!!!!#i went into the settings to turn off reblogs and thought how funny would it be if i blazed this post lmao
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some people need to SERIOUSLY reconsider how they engage with media.
if you don't try making the bare minimum level of engagement with whatever media you watch, you don't get to complain and be surprised when the people you trusted to do the analysis for you didn't bother to do it either.
#the amount of people ive seen on twittet saying something along the lines of “i didn't know internet historian was a bigot”#or “damn i need to edit my essay because i cited james on it”#do you not see the problem here?#stop engaging with media as content you just consume#zinematalk#zero talks#as a bonus i saw someone lamenting w*nd*g**n was on IH video because its bad for his reputation and doesn't deserve this#really? are you surprised the man whose youtube name and branding is based around a creature naitive american people...#have been asking us not use is some sort of right winger?
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Everybody clap for my man even though he's still a work in progress or I'll blow this whole planet up.
#he's gonna get beautiful dreamcatcher shaped tuning pegs <3#...i hope. listen I've made wholeass instruments before i believe i am capable of engineering a tuning peg#he's also gonna get his name painted on instead of the Mahalo brand name#like I'm scrubbing that off and putting his name in that place. I'll probably use black paint for that?#that or red.#Henry is also getting the Mahalo brand name replaced with his name. but in his case it's a bit more difficult because#Mahalo is carved into his head. i can't make his name go above the head#because it needs to be smooth#so idk how I'll do that one yet#but I'm determined to make my man serve so
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Viktuuri week day 6: Love
#no one said love had to be happy#love can also be the indescribable pain of abandonment and longing because some times cupids arrow just hits at the wrong time#and i love making my little paper dolls suffer#i had actually planned on making all the pieces for viktuuri week sad or angsty in some way but i ran out of time and fluff is so much fast#but ive had this piece planned since like july so i was NOT giving it up#also this is the only piece with my trademark flower symbolism and i couldnt just not stick to my brand#the flowers used are sacred lotus; red spider lily and camellia japonica dahlonega if you wanna know their meanings in hanakotoba#look at me being nice#giving you the names instead of you having to figure it out on your own#i really do sometimes forget that other people havent spent hour long sessions researching flower language and symbolism#so like if you wanna know the meaning of a flower ive used in a piece just ask#i will happily rant about my thought process#anyway ANGST#yes i did take great pleasure in getting to draw every detail of this and especially his pained facial expession#AND THE HAIR#drawing the highlights gave me life#and just MMM i loved drawing this so much#yuri on ice#yoi#yuri on ice fanart#yoi fanart#fanart#art#arom antix art#arom antix#viktor nikiforov#viktuuri week
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"Got any new soba recipes you've been wanting to add to your menu? I was thinking you could try one of my new drinks and I could try something of yours, businessman to businessman. I'm willing to pay for the meal, of course. Who knows, maybe this time you'll like what I give you."
-- @halffootguildofficial
I have a few new soba recipes, yes... but i do not think they are meals worth putting to the menu, may it be because it is tedious, bland, "unsuited for the brand", so Fleki says, or just because i do not hold the desire to put it there.
I am quite. Contented with the menu i have so far... as of now at least.
Im... not opposed to trying your drinks —i enjoyed drinking the one you made me last time... but it wasnt my favorite. if you are still willing to assist me on my journey into finding it, then i am not one to reject your invitation.
...you know, If you want whats new then you do not need to pay, half-foot. As it would simply be me making you a meal, not because you are buying from me. I hold no incentive towards money. Despite running a shop, it is only honorifics. After all, there is no such thing as an unconditional interaction. And your offer is enough of a compensation to me .
Speaking of finance— how much would it be?
#ask#rp#chilchuck.#dungeon meshi#ok ik we didnt finish our cocoa rp. sad. but erm#mithrun liked the hot Chocolate. but it wasnt his favorite.i have this whole section planned were mithrun grieves#that lost intrest in his old favorite drink. because he genuinely did want to enjoy it like he used to.#and he had like a mini spiral where hes like “no its bc it has the wrong ingredients.. or i need to like it harder” and he kinda struggles#since yk mithruns journey is all about regaining his desires and for this one he cant regain it.#but this is about acceptance in a way#mithrun doesnt have to get it back. irs ok to not like hot choco anymore. or at least like it in the same way he did before.#he can like it in a new way. its fine#so mithrun admits that he likes it. but its not his favorite. and he learns tbag both ideas can coexist. this is a brand new desire.#its also like learning to accept thay he is a diffrent person to who he was before. and irs ok to change#ok i should shut up now#mithrun his name is chilfuck#i dont think he cares#sigh mithrun and his classist microagressions. you never changed.
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The history of Botox is so funny. ‘I am going to put one of the most dangerous neurotoxins in the world in your face to see if it stops your eyes from fucking up. Holy shit where did your crows feet go’
#els.txt#sort of a simplification#it was originally a treatment for strabismus#bc strabismus surgery needs to be repeated and can be dangerous and costly in the long run#the cosmetic part was a side effect#you can use botulinum toxins (Botox is a brand name) for a lot of things#my dad used to get it in his hip for muscle spasticity
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I have revamped Mella! I really really loved how @/keebs_draws (on instagram) depicted him in her Art Fight attack and was inspired to redesign him and make a new ref sheet.
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A ref sheet of an anthro rat in three poses. The poses fit together with the few gaps between then filled with words. The rat is dark grey with a fluffy bright blue mane around his neck and down his chest. His eyes and the edges of his ears are bright blue as well. His nose, tail, paw pads, and the inside of his mouth and ears are bright yellow. His dark grey fur is ticked with gold from his nose, across the top of his head, on his shoulders and thighs, and down his back. He has hexagon shaped gauges on both ears. His hands and feet are a slightly lighter grey, indicating the separation between them and the fur, and his nails are bright blue.
Pose 1: His stance is wide and he looks right and slightly down. His mouth is open and smiling, showing off his bright yellow mouth and rat teeth. His right arm is up with the palm showing, as though he's about to high-five someone.
Pose 2: He looks over his shoulder towards the viewer with a smirk and rests his hand on his hip.
Pose 3: His right side faces the veiwer and his arms are crossed. He wears a battle jacket with spikes on the shoulder and assorted back patches, including a trans one. He is also wearing rollerblades. To the right of this pose there is text reading, "Alt Outfit".
The text is a slightly dark and desaturated blue.
An arrow points to the jacket, reading, "No strict battle jacket design"
An arrow points to the rollerblades, reading, "K2 Kinetic Pro Men's Inline Skates 2024"
Above the second pose is black text reading "Mella" and just below that in the regular color, "He/it".
To the left of the third pose, there is text reading, "Rat + Bee" with little doodles of both animals.
Below the first pose are color swatches in circles, labeled "color". Text next to that reads "does not need to be exact".
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#art#digital art#furry#furry art#sfw furry#furry sfw#rat#rat oc#ratblr#rodent#rat art#rats#rat furry#rollerblading#inline skating#<- if you are fancy and want to use the generic name instead of brand name#i love him so much#very very happy with his new design#also wow that id is SO long#oc: mella#chirp the mouse art
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Sure we can question colour palettes and toothpaste flavours, but what flavour shampoo does this man use?!!
OLD SPICE, BABEY !!!!!! at least that's what i always joke he uses, anyway! bearglove or nightpanther perhaps, whatever those smell like.... the scent doesn't really matter, so long as his hair's clean!
with rosemary's inclusion in the complex though, & with his adapting the place as WELL as it's accessories more to her liking, he probably ends up using whatever shampoo she likes in the end. which may or may not make him smell violently of apples(?)
#anonymous#inbox#Narrator tag#TSP blogging#i mean the office musk is going to just reimbue itself into him so it doesn't matter but#fresh out of the shower? the delicious sting of old man shampoo#either that or like. you know. irish spring ( i don't know if they have shampoos )#you think i don't have an answer for every question like this? because i do#guess what he's also using non name brand toilet paper to wipe his ASS
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sorry im feeling in ways about donatello versace
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im Determined not to like akamu for very petty reasons unrelated to whether they're good or not but i have to admit. theyre funny
#kipspeak#i like akai now WHICH IS DIFFERENT FROM THE LAST TIME I WATCHED THIS SHOW ACTUALLY IF U CAN BELIEVE. i didnt care about him at all#but look..................................................... the four of the akais#i like em. i like em#theyre weird. i like their eyeliner. and how theyre kinda sucks (VERY AFFECTIONATE). and their hair (fluffy). and their Murderous Gaze#except for shukichi who has a Normal Sharp Gaze bc he only uses his brain cells for shogi good for him good for him#the reasons are all just that i have very specific ship tastes and i dont think ALL enemies to lovers is Good#i think enemies to lovers has to be SPECIFIC to be my brand. and by specific i mean there's gotta be something weirdly existential in there#you ever wonder why mary decided to name her children shuichi shukichi and masumi. first of all the one mora difference second of all#masumi is not graceful nor does she feel like being graceful-#anyways theyre funny because its always funny when one of the guys is like -_- and the other guy is like Ill Kill You In Real Life For This#i watched the scene where conan makes them talk to each other thru his phones again
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#photos of my guitar my dad posted to his blog years back when he bought it#it’s the most beautiful guitar in the world. it feels warm and alive to play#as you can see in the first two pics it used to have a newer pickup installed on the bottom. luckily he found an era appropriate online#it’s from 82 if you were curious#it says squire on the headstock but it was made on the fender line. they bought squire out and swapped in the name soon after this#but he got it a little cheaper than it was worth at the time because people aren’t as autistic as him and don’t know about production lines#basically it wasn’t brand name#basswood body and dark rosewood on the neck 😋✌️#it’s actually a replication of a ‘62 model! which was 20 years old at the time. mines now twice that. isn’t that incredible#i actually saw a modern fender replication of this exact model in an op shop yesterday#for more or less exactly how much this was bought for#dad finished his blog post by saying he thinks this is better made than the original. and despite not knowing the og i’m inclined to agree#people in the comments of his post are saying that this era was supposed to be something special. hehe. they’re right#i’ve played many guitars. i own this one because my dad collects them and he let me try them all out#and i have a lot of friends who play guitar and ive hung out with them to do so#and i’ve never felt one like mine before or since. it’s so obviously beautiful#when i picked it out i hadn’t played much but i knew right away how good it was. i prefer strat bodies because i can hug my torso around#them without getting poked like a tele and the necks are thinner than acoustics (small hands. bad)#unless we’re talking parlour#love a wee parlour. pa has a little one he got for 30 bucks that’s one of my favourites of his#he’s insanely good at finding deals#he fixes them all up#anyway. the body feels#how would you even describe it#heavy. and alive. warm and wet and still full of sap#i feel like it’s breathing#it’s sort of the only thing that motivates me to be better. i could cry just thinking about it. i want to be good enough to play it
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