#and there's taquitos adn m&ms and monster and i am so so so loved
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man i coulda been a jellyfish fuck natural selection.
#the jokes begin#this post brought to you by#finally talking about an alarming symptom after 15+years with a doctor and gonna get it taken care of#AGAIN#but then it gets taken care of so i *am* incentivized to keep talking to them about stuff#anyway in better news i have a salpingectomy scheduled already??? so that's nice#(faster than expected but we're not going to question it)#i... am wishing my nana wasn't so far down the right-wing rabbit hole so i could talk to her about this#like... it could be bad it could be good#either way worst comes to worst i'll get a free top surgery out of it so it's not ALL bad i guess#i wasn't exactly *ready* for that step but uhhhhh#bodies man. they were a huge mistake i'm just saying#we could have been jellyfish#wouldn't that be nice#going flblblfblbflbblb on a dolphin's air bubble ring and not even knowing you're spinning around#that must be nice#and there's taquitos adn m&ms and monster and i am so so so loved#i'm.... i'm not sure what to do with all the love and safety i feel like i have#but... it's nice#just like going flblblfblbfblbblb
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