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One hope I have for S3 of Rings of Power is the writers really start to streamline all the major plot threads. Although it has its charms, I do think the Stranger/Nori plot is something that should be incorporated into one of the other plots next season or just cut altogether. It feels like something that is there more out of obligation than anything else, that this is Tolkien so there needs to be hobbits and wizards somewhere, and while I don't really have an issue with that on principle, the fact is they haven't really found a way to work it into the show well and now it just seem to take screentime away from more important plot threads, namely Númenor. That one has really suffered this season, not getting the focus it really needs despite being far more important to the overall story being told. I also feel like the Southlands plot has run its course, but I think they've stranded Isildur there to set the stage for the founding of Gondor.
#rings of power#trop#lord of the rings#lotr#sometimes i do wonder if it would've been better to just focus on the elves and men#since the second age story is mainly centred on their conflict with sauron#the dwarves don't have a major role except to get their rings#and there's nothing for hobbits#and fragments for blue wizards#but the show moved durin's bane forward an age#as well as the hobbits migration phase#just so all the major races will have a presence on the show#but with how things are I'm not sure if they should#might be best to put the hobbits to bed for now#as much as i like nori and poppy i really think this plot just isn't needed
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Interesting that Gloin specifically remembers Legolas being an asshole to him bc that makes his presence in the Hobbit retroactively canon book-wise. Also interesting that his lack of appearance in the Hobbit (probably due to not existing as a character yet) could be in-universe chalked up to Bilbo never meeting him OR straight up forgetting him. Legolas walks up to Old Bilbo in Rivendell like “hey dude remember me? Thranduil’s kid?” And Bilbo’s like “oh…. hey…… you…..” while sweating bullets
#‘i shot arrows at you guys’#’man lots of people shot arrows at us that does nothing to narrow it down’#the hobbit#bilbo baggins#legolas#lotr
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I find all the jokes about Sauron trying (and failing) to read Pippin's mind through the Palantír and as the next person but y'all DO know it was because Pippin was able to resist him and chose not to say anything, right? You DO know it wasn't actually because Pippin is just stupid... right?
#pippin is impulsive and lacks foresight and is a little naive sometimes#but he's not That Dumb#pippin recounts their whole interaction and he says he just refused to talk (with no small amount of effort)#he only mentions that he's a hobbit because sauron kept pressuring him to tell him who/what he was#but Sauron was satisfied with that answer because he just assumed Pippin was the “Baggins” he'd heard about#Pippin made the conscious choice to resist him as well as he could and to tell him nothing more than that because he knew he shouldn't#and NOT because Pippin didn't know anything of value#my post#lotr#lord of the rings#pippin#pippin took#sauron
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my sole entry for bagginshieldtober 2024. fix it version of the ending under the cut ✿
big shoutout to @acorn-and-oakleaves for hosting this year's bagginshieldtober!! come join us on discord, folks (❁´◡`❁)
#37 hours for this entire thing and i regret nothing haha!#thank you to everyone who commented or reblogged on the videos#i read and reread all of them happily and treasure them all 🥰#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#bagginshield#bagginshieldtober#the hobbit#the hobbit fanart#thorin x bilbo#bilbo x thorin#thilbo#my art ☆
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no because actually what do you mean that thorin knew there was a thief and didn’t even think to consider bilbo, the guy they literally hired to be their burglar, for a moment and instead confided in him above the dwarves he’d known for so much longer and what do you mean he closed his eyes and had to physically turn away when he found out it was in fact bilbo that stole the arkenstone because he was in tears? like what excuse me no just no that’s not allowed.
#the hobbit#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#thorin x bilbo#bagginshield#sorry i saw a fanart and all the emotions came back#currently in denial right now cause what the literal fuck#SOULMATES#they were SOULMATES and i will hear nothing else
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Now and for always 🍃
#day 42345345 of drawing Sam and Frodo#are you tired of it yet I’m sorry there is nothing else on my mind aaa#I love them so much…#lotr#lord of the rings#hobbits#frodo and sam#samwise gamgee#the lord of the rings#frodo baggins#frodo#doodle#sam gamgee#sing me a tale of the bravest of them all#the two towers#samfro
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𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐎 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐒 𝐄𝐋𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐇𝐄𝐋
golden autumm cloak and costume details. the hobbit: an unexpected journey.
#elrond peredhel#hugo weaving#the hobbit#lotredit#tolkien#tolkienedit#◟ ⋆ out › cali gifs.#cali costume series#costumes#robert and hugo look nothing alike and yet by mannerism alone i know its the same character#muah
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Upon further inspection, I think all, and I mean all of Tolkien's elves are absolutely feral. Don't be fooled, they could rip your guts apart with their bare hands while singing their tra-la-lay songs. They just choose not to, most of the times.
#unless you're an orc#then they'll gut you without question#tolkien#silmarillion#lord of the rings#the hobbit#I'm sure someone has said this already this is nothing new
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What if Legolas was in Rivendell at the same time Thorin and his company were and just… decided to tag along for a bit bc hey, he was going in that direction (home) anyway, might as well have some company?
Just imagine
A dwarf: *comments about the elves’ vegetarianism after they’ve left rivendell*
Legolas: you do know they were fucking with you right? Elves are not vegetarian.
The dwarves: *suprise pikachu face*
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The company +bilbo+legolas: *getting chased by orcs Again*
Legolas: i though ya’ll said this was supposed to be a secret quest?!
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The group: *breaks into beorn’s house to hide*
Beorn: why are there dwarves in my hou- LEGOLAS WHY ARE YOU HERE?! I’M NOT HIDING YOU FROM YOUR SIBLINGS AGAIN!
Legolas: ✌️
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Gandalf: *leaves the group at the edge of mirkwood forest while speaking cryptically *
Legolas:
Legolas: i know you’re going to do something that’ll piss me off, i can feel it.
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Legolas, rolling up next to bilbo: so, thorin huh?
Bilbo: *chokes on his own spit*
Legolas: no, i get it. It’s the beard right?
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The dwarves: *get captured by the silvans*
Thranduil, to legolas after having interrogated thorin: i don’t suppose you’ll tell me what’s going on?
Legolas: nope
Thranduil: is this one of your whims again?
Legolas: mmmmaaaaybe
Thranduil: *sigh* nothing i do will change the situation, will it?
Legolas: given their head strong personalities, i highly doubt it.
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Bilbo: *gets the one ring*
Legolas: I pretended i do not see.
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Before the botfa
Thranduil: and you are sure you couldn’t have changed the outcome?
Legolas: knowing history and knowing how this world works, yeah, pretty fucking sure.
#a mix of book and movie canon#kinda ooc#legolas joings the company but nothing changes#he’s just commentating#lord of the rings#lotr#the hobbit#legolas#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#incorrect tolkien quotes#incorrect lotr quotes#incorrect hobbit quotes#thranduil
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💅🏻 real hot girl shit 💅🏻
(posting selfies that basically look the same at 3am for attention)
#I can’t believe I literally look like this like ????#wow honestly. I feel so hot rn#sometimes I’m like wow I’m so fucking hot but most times I’m like yeah I’m hot fucking garbage lmfao#there’s never an in between#no middle ground. just all or nothing baybee#and I’m like. I looked good yesterday. I could’ve brought god to his knees if he saw me yesterday#but that’s then and rn I look like a certified bridge troll 😎#introvert Serena has spawned to rest and recover from todays socializing so I can deal with my mother on Saturday ��#so we have gone full blown hobbit bro#certified fatherless behavior
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the way thorin looks at bilbo >>>>>>
#yeah he’s literally obsessed with gold and also him#and it’s technically super unhealthy and probably technically toxic#but yk what? he looks at him like he’s hung the stars in the sky#like he’s the only pure thing left in the world#like bilbo is the moon and thorin is the sun and he wants nothing more than to be with him but he can’t#it’s the most longing loving pure look#and then he looks at anyone else and he’s just. blank. cold. empty.#bilbo is his warmth and his strength and his will to keep living#and i’m getting too poetic now#bagginshield#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#the hobbit
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I keep thinking about Lewis' review of The Hobbit, because he claimed that the main thing contemporary reviewers compared it to was Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Was fantasy in that poor of a state that Alice was the closest thing they could think of? Comparing that chaotic fever dream to Tolkien's intricately crafted world? Lewis does specify that the comparison is that both books are by an "Oxford professor at play", but they're otherwise so different that putting the two in the same category baffles me.
#books#tolkien#the hobbit#c.s. lewis#alice's adventures in wonderland#(i just reread alice because the nicely-formatted bookbinding pdf made a nice ebook)#(thought i'd give it another chance after seeing how foundational it is (mentioned in so many other works))#i think there's an unbridgable cultural gap somewhere#i can't fathom how anyone can read this and become invested in wonderland as a world#it's so random and so chaotic and everyone's a pun and no one's a character#and yet somehow there are books upon books upon books that try to turn it into a dark fantasy world#it doesn't make sense! it's a world that's not supposed to make sense!#and yet they try to treat the government as legitimate and the queen as a real threat etc.#okay sorry for the digression#but my point is that it's odd that there was nothing else in that seventy-ish year gap for them to compare it to#the only thing coming to mind is peter pan#i suppose george macdonald and e nesbit both had their own brands of popular children's fantasy#maybe the real shocking thing about that comparison#is that i'm so used to seeing it compared to narnia that putting the hobbit in a category with any earlier fantasy work seems weird
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this is not normal;…!!!! AUGAHAHHHHH LITTLE GUYS HAVE TAKEN OVER MY LIFE!!
part 1 part 3
#canon’s art#fanart#art#the hobbit#lord of the rings#smeagol#gollum#they are two separate characters in my head nothing will ever change that.#i have a visceral hatred for gollum#smeagol is my little meow meow..#bilbo baggins#i love him so much you guys dont even know oguhghghg#my favorite guy ever EVER!!!#frodo baggins#peregrin took#pippin#meriadoc brandybuck#merry brandybuck#merry and pippin#DYNAMIC DUO#I WILL DIE FOR THEM. MY SILLIES….#kind fellas#thorin oakenshield#bagginshield#they make me ill probably#samfro#IMPLIED!#they also make me insane.#I LOVE HOBBITS!! *falls to the floor*
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every now and then i remember golf is a canon sport in middle earth (possibly the only one ever mentioned?) and with this in mind, i think there aren’t enough golf-centric fics and art out there we need more
like imagine a retirement fic where bilbo and the other hobbits are teaching thorin how to play golf
or an erebor fic where bilbo brings golf to the mountain and teaches it to all the dwarves
the possibilities
#i know nothing of golf but now i’m tempted to learn about it just to write a fic#where are my golf aus???#(if anyone knows any PLS send them)#bandobras took#tolkien#the hobbit#jrr tolkien#lotr#lord of the rings#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#bagginshield#hobbits#golf#middle earth
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The poll is done and you have spoken: most of you have the headcanon that Dwarves come of age at the age of 70. That's my headcanon, too, funnily enough.
So let us use some cross-multiplication to put some things into perspective. I use the age of 21 as a benchmark, since that was the age of majority during Tolkien's youth.
Let's find out, how old some of the characters were in human years during certain events.
Thorin was 1,5 years old, when Frerin was born, and about 4 years old, when Dís was born. He was about 7 years old, when Smaug came, and about 16, when he fought in Azanulbizar and lost grandfather, father and brother and became King. He was about 34, when Fíli was born. He died at 58,5 years old.
Frerin was about 3, when his sister was born, about 6, when the Dragon came, and died at about 14 years old in Azanulbizar.
Dís was 3, when Smaug stole Erebor, and about 12, when her brothers fought in Azanulbizar. She was about 30 years old, when her first son was born, and about 54, when she lost her immediate family during the Battle of the Five Armies.
Fíli was 1,5 years old, when his brother was born, and 6, when his cousin Gimli was born. He died before his 25th birthday.
Kíli was 4,5 years old, when Gimli was born, and died at 23 years old.
At the end of the quest, Gimli was about 18 years old, and probably in the beginning angry that he wasn't allowed to come with them, and then utterly heartbroken.
I can only talk about myself, but I think it speaks volumes, that Gimli had to stay home at 18, while Frerin died at 14 in Azanulbizar. I do wonder, if Thorin every questioned, what the hell his grandfather and the other adults were thinking, especially considering that Frerin wasn't the youngest by far (Dáin was 9 years old and Glóin only 5). If that isn't transgenerational trauma and Glóin breaking the circle, then I don't know what to say. I did the math in preparation for a fic and before that I never realized, how young they were during Azanulbizar and, to be honest, I was appalled.
(Most of the numbers are rounded and no promises that everything is correct.)
#the hobbit#dwarves#thorin oakenshield#thorin#frerin#dis#gloin#gimli#fili#kili#my stuff#this is probably nothing new but i thought it was interesting
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gollum is a little freak but I genuinely get so upset thinking about him because we know that was still a lil freaky even before he and deagól found the ring but he very well would've had the opportunity to have a good live and BE good if they hadn't. and no matter what happened afterward, he couldn't go back home. even if he confessed to his crime he very likely would've still been kicked out of his community, or at the very least socially shunned to the point where he might as well just leave anyway. the ring would've consumed him no matter what, and for no fault of his own (or at the least, no faults that would ever warrant some cosmic punishment amounting to what the ring Did to him). by the time Bilbo found him he was far, FAR past the normal lifespan of a Hobbit. After the Ring was destroyed Bilbo began deteriorating at 130, and he had only beaten the current record for the longest Hobbit lifespan by a single year. Gollum was at LEAST 3x older than that. Very likely more. No matter what happened—even if Sam was a little kinder, Faramir was a little gentler, or Frodo was able to fully reach "Smeagól" in the way he so desperately wanted to, even if he helped destroy the Ring himself, or he didn't fall into the fire—Gollum would've died with the Ring. Even if the Quest FAILED and Gollum successfully claimed the Ring like he wanted, he STILL would've died (because Sauron would have never let him hold on to that thing for hundreds of years again, if his body could've even handled that). There is no reality where Smeagól would have a happy ending, whether he was "redeemed" or not. Yet all of it was such a fundemental factor in the success of the Quest (and even Bilbo's success during the Quest of Erebor). Definition of Doomed by the narrative
#I'm so fucked up about this#gollum is one of the most tragic characters in the entire legendarium#I would argue even MORE so than Frodo#by all accounts he was a (mostly) average hobbit with the prospect of a good life ruined by incomprehensible evil out of his control#his fate was sealed the moment he found the ring and there was next to nothing he could do about it#at least frodo had his family and friends and their wisdom and support and the opportunity to heal in the undying lands#although bittersweet frodo ultimately had a good ending#but smeagól died believing he had no friends or anyone who even saw him as a person#doomed to be forever remembered as the wretch who bit off frodo's finger and destroyed with the ring that destroyed him first#I'm unwell#(also Gollum did NOT actually eat any babies. those were just rumors spread by the Woodmen. like a boogyman story)#(there's no more truth behind them than the rumors in the Shire about Frodo's parents trying to kill eachother)#Gollum was freaky but he wasn't THAT bad#my post#text post#lotr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#smeagól#gollum
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