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One good thing to come out of this month for me is me starting to watch Hbomberguy
I watched the Tommy talarico video, vaccines video, the plagiarism video, the flat earth, climate denial and the war on Christmas video. And I am loving it.
Also, when he did the Donkey Kong 64 event, it was both funny and awesome, also his face when a congresswoman joined, then he asked her to say trans right, and then asked how to complete this level in Donkey Kong 64.
His chaotic bisexuality is awesome, all of his bits are awesome, everything around him is funny and cool. One of the things that has made my mood better recently
#hbomberguy#also I wanna add the way he writes his videos is so awesome#like actually this video is about James somerton#then he said just don't move your mouse or touch the screen#and I was playing Minecraft at the time#and I got horrified when I heard thst#and there was SO MUCH VIDEO LEFT#the only person in the plagiarism video I knew was illumi what's her face#but she got exposed for being a terrible person already so it didn't hit as hard#imagine watching this video as an internet historian#or james somerton fan like that would hit a lot#or worse if you are supporting them financially#and the fact that he is giving money to the plagiarism victims is awesome#and the line about philip what's his face about being a twink was so funny
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ps!ghost is very interested, to put it mildly. can't seem to stop re-watching your debut video that was released a week ago. it's always the same premise. black leather couch casting. nice little bird in a modest dress or shirt and jeans who gets undressed because the "director" has to take in measurements and the like, only to end up getting railed from the back with their pretty face pressed into the cushion.
it's a thing male viewers like. they love to watch a professional break in the new girl. he, though, not so much. he doesn't go for the new girls. doesn't like to be the one to test the limit like others do. (big cock anal on their debut? ghost finds it a bit much.) he hears one tiny gasped ouch and he's not finishing the shoot.
no, what gets him going is the enjoyment one can get during sex. it's why he ended up in this business in the first place. he likes sex. a lot.
likes to have men, women, young and old alike writhing beneath him gasping his (stage) name due to the pleasure and not because a script said to. and the benefits of working in the porn industry means that he gets paid doing what he likes, and can stay safe while doing so.
this is where you come in. the only reason he'd sat down to watch your video at all is because you'd been given a contract by the same company he is under. he's bound to come across you at a later date, might as well learn what he'll be eventually working with.
and he's hooked. whatever initial nervousness you might've had at the very beginning (because this is your very first professional shoot, of course) bleeds from your shoulders once price, the lucky bloke, gets his hands on you. you're a bloody natural.
and you enjoy it. there's no faking the way your nails bite into price's scalp when he licks at your pussy through your thin knickers. you gently wrap your hand around his fingers that's rolling your hardened nipple, giving it a gentle squeeze. he's doing it too rough. you buck your hips into his face, riding it even though you're the one on your back.
ps!ghost has to swallow the mouthful of saliva when he notices strings of creamy white sticking to price's body hair, a frothy ring around the root. the best part of all of this, is that you're giving as good as you take. you're no passive participant. you could, under price's big bulk, just get folded in half and do nothing other than feel the sweet burn of his cock stretch you, turn you inside out.
but you don't. you know exactly what you like and how you like it. you look for your orgasm, make sure it happens under your manicured fingers or price's thick ones. you don't let him be too rough on you nor too gentle.
simon loves it. you're new to this. you could've just accepted what he gave you without so much as a peep of complaint and gone home to soak in an epsom salt bath. but you didn't. you didn't let him pinch your sensitive clit, didn't let him mindlessly claim a fistful of hair.
but you did open your pretty mouth so he could spit in it (fucking lovely, it was) and let him keep your soft hips in the air as john's pace turned frantic and the best of all (in his very biased opinion) you crossed your ankles around his waist to keep him there as he fucked you full of his come.
(had simon been there, he would've begged for a taste if he had to.)
he feels a bit desperate, after. can't get you out of his head. the thought of your slick pussy hot around his cock is what gets him to finish at times. the other times, it's your video. he swears he's found his equal (sorry, soap) one that'll forget that he's supposed to be putting on a show for the viewers.
sorry price, he's about to unfuck him out of your pussy until all it'll ever remember is simon.
(what he doesn't understand is that he's about to forget more than the viewers. why is price watching yall again? it's almost intimate the way you let him fuck you on a creaky mattress. he's drunk on the smell of you, your hair, your cunt. lost all thought when his fat cock slid with relative ease into your wet heat and all he'd done was let you make yourself come on his fingers and tongue as many times as you'd pleased. you'd latched onto his neck, maybe out of habit or whatever, it doesn't matter. he'll be telling the makeup artists to leave the bites you left. he earned every single one. and where he usually pulls out because it's easier to clean up for everyone? you'll not be wasting a single drop. it appears he has a lot bit of a breeding kink.)
#simon's writing (simon waz here) on your asscheeks#also you're suddenly only making videos with him#you don't complain not by any means#you're left absolutely sated but isn't it weird that yall are both together every single time now?#he shrugs telling you that he's heard the both of you have insane chemistry#a power couple yall are called#which makes you laugh and give his shoulder a small shove#but its actually him threatening the company with ending his contract if he sees you in bed with anyone else#they can't argue with the face of the sex industry#he's the one that rakes them in so much money#what the king says goes#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x f!reader#simon riley x you#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley x f!reader
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ugly ass
#i watched an episode he was in it . so i drew him ^_^....#kinda surprised at how much fun it was coploring the top left one#watching those yt videos about painting portraits really helped#adventure time#ricardio
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KEY for GQ KOREA during JUUN.J
#shinee#key#shinee key#kim kibum#kibum#kpop#analook#dailyshinee#smsource#speakofgifs#i spent 12 million years trying to edit out the GQ logo from the vid yet still she sits there on key's face. mighty and everlasting :'))#almighty-er even than both keys featured in this video#so i scrapped them all. the paaain!! (prone to dramatics) We're left will a much smaller set alas. too many gifs did not make the cut~#i get it... i do... logos are important. but these companies seriously need to start thinking of the gif makers 🙄 (extreme sarcasm here)#i do love the atmosphere of the promo though!#kind of candid - kind of edgy. dare i say even a touch of Guilty shooting sketch vibes (but key paris style ofc)#🤭💛
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There needs to be a scientific study done on how Rockstar Games' Arthur Morgan is able to provoke the most earth shattering emotions I didn't even know I had in me
#you guys get me right#like you feel it deep in your chest#the joy the anguish the grief#it feels like words aren't enough#and I don't mean it as in “sad moment in video game makes you sad”#I mean it as in “a deep and well written moment that has been slowly building is fleshed out in a video game and I think about for weeks”#when I say I lose sleep over this game I really mean it#I spend hours just laying in bed thinking about everything that happens in arthur morgan's life#it eats at me#I'm not ashamed of how much I have cried over this game#it fucking gets to me#playing rdr2 is the best form of escapism until the story hits you like a stab in the chest but the blade just pushes in further and further#until you're left with a gaping wound#“wow michael I didn't know you were so emotional over pixels on a screen”#except those pixels were acted out and performed by real people and voiced by real people and designed to look like real people#the game's main target was historic realism emphasis on REALISM#to provoke emotions through amazing storytelling#it's okay to feel strongly about things!!#this game man#this game#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#mick squeaks#mick thinks#arthur morgan#red dead redemption 2 spoilers
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-----⋆⭒˚。⋆꒰☆ Faint Sensation 🍭
#love and deepspace#恋与深空#love and deep space#shen xinghui#沈星回#xavier#gamingedit#dailyvideogames#dailygaming#3d animation#video games#*4#otome#otome game#paper games#chinese game#a lovely user left me a comment in the tags saying my gifs were good 😭😭 and so i crawled out of my cave and made my first gif this month#dear lovely tumblr user who left the comment you may not even see this post but im thinking of you 💗#the pillow of the bunny with the boxing gloves!!! the nose rub!!!!!#and the short shorts i swear the shorts are much shorter here than in the biking
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no offense but i genuinely fear that their potential dynamic will go severely underutilized
#rick and morty#morty smith#prime rick#my biggest fear continues to be 'morty gets kidnapped by prime to bait c137'#because i think it could just. be so much more neat if morty and prime actually formed some kind of relationship independently. good OR bad#like idk imagine if morty is coaxed to join primes side out of some misguided attempt to protect his family#would sure be fitting for a character that clearly values his family and their safety idk!!!#and like. god imagine what morty mighjt think of prime#like he currently only has rick's perspective of prime. and obviously whether he wants to or not he sort of Has to rely on what rick says#idk imagine morty meets prime and hes like damn this dude is pretty cool. whether its because prime is putting on a deliberate act#or morty just Genuinely Thinks he's cool#ohhhhhhh imagine this is how they bring the morty mindwipe thing back.#prime would b like 'did you know c137 left the parts of you that disagree with him in a video game? isnt that fucked up morty'#theres just so much TO DOOO and im so terrified of NONE of this happening#bcs the writers seem to be physically incapable of prioritizing anyone but rick#LIKE GOD PLEASEEEE i know they only care abt the redditor audience BUT PLEASE do something ANYTHING with morty im about to start crying#went on a little rant lol sorry. can you tell i really like morty.
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Man I just love ClownPierce. Like when he gets into bad pvp situations and close to death he goes silent or deafens, and because of everything that he's built up over his whole career he instantly gives off the aura of pissed, scary, murderous, livid, effortless in his escaping or destruction.
But occasionally, on someone else's stream or content, you hear what really goes on in his mind and it's always terror and ultimate focus so deep that listening and responding to someone else is impossible and incredibly stressful for him to do.
But he cleanly covers that all up by being silent and then getting perfect revenge later.
like i love how you get all that without breaking the narrative? like you have to intuit his fear from consuming lots of content. it's not like he goes on a character arc that shows his vulnerable side or smth boring like a tv show would do when they run out of other ideas. its just an extra layer to the whole complex thing.
#finally watched the rekrap video#like bro took sooo many crits and he was just switching between gaps and god apps to maximize saturation and give himself time to think#and as his hearts crept lower and lower did he do the only thing left to him that could possibly save him#like combat logging was not his first thought in the slightest#and he deafened to focus more. he has a real fear around dying and it's so interesting when he gets put in bad situations#he's just delightfully complex with everything that he does in minecraft and i just love it so much#lifesteal#gnome rambles
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I saw something a while ago about paranormal romance/why choose books being basically trad wife fantasies, and I have so many thoughts about that
#elumish blogs#i can't find it now#so if anyone knows the tweet? or post or whatever#and wants to link it to me#it would be much appreciated#i have read hundreds of these books#i have read so many of them#i have so many thoughts about the way they present things#and it's about relationships but it's more about things like so many of the men basically being part of paramilitary groups#and the idea that extrajudiciously murdering criminals is good#and women are constantly under threat but also can be healed by the power of love#etc etc etc#so many thoughts#those books are the equivalent of that video of the white lady barricading her house because her husband left for the day#(when i say those books i mean A Certain Type of those books)#i have written one of those books#and i promise you that it is not a trad wife fantasy
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imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.
#peace offering after leaving the fandom for 3 years#or a declaration of war. you decide.#apollo justice#kristoph gavin#ace attorney#its so fucked up theyre so fucked up ohhh my god. oh my god.#points at kristoph. this fuckin guy.#i hate his fake ass#i cant even articulate my thoughts on apollo and kristoph and phoenix and every other role model and parent he's ever had. exploding.#every single one of them has failed and/or left and/or used apollo. every single one of them.#staring at phoenix specifically.#this fuckin guy#this fuckin guy right here.#godd#guys when they see trauma responses in trans autistic lawyers in the funny lawyer video game#also. the gavins have like. the MOST sensory overload hair ever. HELL NAW ! that much loose hair at the back of the neck...shuddering..
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240405 ChannelNewsAsia K-pop group SHINee’s leader Onew and Hong Kong actress Charmaine Sheh are among some of the international stars who will take to the stage at this year’s Star Awards on Apr 21. Mediacorp unveiled the lineup of hosts, performers and award presenters for the Star Awards 2024, which will be held at the Theatre at Mediacorp, in a press release on Friday (Apr 5). K-pop idol Onew will be a guest performer and an award presenter, while Taiwanese singer Chao Chuan will also be stepping into the spotlight to perform. The SA2024 live show and Walk of Fame will air on Mediacorp Entertainment YouTube Channel. (Source)
#SHINee#onew#lee jinki#first of all HE'S SPEAKINGGGGG#WE'RE HEARING HIS VOICE AFTER SUCH A LONG TIME AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW EMOTIONAL I AM RN 😭😭😭#'SHINee Onew inmida' 😭😭😭#I MISSED YOU SO MUCH 😭🫂#second HIS FIRST OFFICIAL SCHEDULE 😭 WE'RE LIVING#and third... this is his 3rd day of freedom and he's already booked on an award event presenting and performing#it's not even a full week of freedom for ontae and they're already busy left and right IKTR#video
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#Stim#Stims#Stimmy#Stimblr#Food Stim#Food Stims#Food#Mixing Stim#Mixing Stims#Mixing#White Stim#White Stims#White#Brown Stim#Brown Stims#Brown#Red Stim#Red Stims#Red#Smile Gifz#Smile Favez#Sorry that the top left and top right gif are kinda weird. instagram cooking video makers why do u speed parts up so much.
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MY SAVIORS
🥰🥰🥰 here’s her trying to fill time while she’s tuning before heatwave. (“i thought i was gonna have something else to say at the last minute…nope”)
#ask#anon#you have no idea how shocking and wonderful it is for me and kala to be getting nice messages about all of this#my instinct was to never tell anyone this happened but i just love sharing these silly little videos so much#previous fandom left soooooo much weird damage lmao i just assume everyone’s going to be awful but you guys are just the nicest 😭
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always an angel, never a god | the treatment of girls and women on teen wolf
#twedit#twvid#twladies#ok hiiii i made a gifset version of this a while back but i think a video captured my Vibes better. so. i made one<3#also i didnt have enough space to include the older adults and now i do<3#i tried to include All of them but. i remembered the cop in pressure test when i was done. and honestly i feel ok with her missing<3#wouldve left kate out bc shes my enemy but that was bothering me too much so she made it like ive done enough!#theres no significance to the order in the second half other than i tried to include more major characters in the lyrics section#and i tried to have them fit the lyrics too obv#the first half though i ordered them in how doomed i Personally think they were
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okay maybe this guy still kinda rules
#dream smp#dsmp#fanart#my art#c!tommy#tommyinnit#c!tommy summer#if you will#literally this is the first thing i've put proper effort into in like. months? a year? good lord#i was umming and arring over a pose before tommy uploaded that latest video and dual-wielded wooden swords and by god. brain wave.#i wanted to make the boots more scuffed up but i struggle enough with footwear without also altering it so i left as is#this will likely be my only contribution to the ctommy resurgence but im glad i was here for it tbh :]#i remember very little from my time in the dsmp community (much like the rest of my life) but looking back through posts on this blog it#seemed like a fun time ^^#hope you're all doing well these days!
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saw a post questioning shipping Senua and Thórgestr and started to reblog it with a tag novel-- felt weird about doing that since this is lengthy and potentially derailing, so making my own post instead. Spitballing under the cut:
First off, any time someone is like, "the real reason people ship this is because they find the dude attractive," this is SO funny to me as someone who doesn't find men attractive IRL and has fiercely loved Senua since I played the first game, like-- actually I find the dynamic between those two characters to be compelling and interesting precisely because of all the baggage between them re: their backgrounds, the rough (put mildly!) beginning of their relationship, all the things they don't talk about, and them finding a common enemy/common ground to work with. The explicit parallels between them stated in-game scratched an itch in my brain. The minute they pointed out the dark rot on his arm, it was like, "oh! hello there! NOW I'm interested in whatever your whole deal is" for me. Also, idk man, I too would follow Senua around after she knocked me into the dirt and then showed me a way to fight the giants that I very much wanted to fight instead of appease.
The idea that Thórgestr was part of the Orkney Raid that killed and mutilated Dillion is VERY interesting food for thought, even if I don't personally have that headcanon (surely there are more viking raiding groups than just the Bjorg). I think the Furies or the Shadow said something similar about Fargrimr (his kin murdered yours, you shouldn't save him, etc.) so I completely get that line of thought, but I think the game left it ambiguous enough that it's up for interpretation. Would I read fic with that premise? Yeah, I'd check that out. Could Senua forgive Thorgestr if his people were involved? Sounds fun to explore.
If (ha, when?) I write fic, I'd have to think more about it especially wrt timelines, like when did the Bjorg start specifically raiding for slaves for giant food sacrifices vs. killing people for resources and wealth? How far off are we from the old gods "dying" and the volcano erupting? Was it indeed a different group of raiders who made a deal with Zynbel, attacked Senua's home, and made the sacrifice at that time to Hela?
At the very least, I think there's a time jump between the end of Hellblade I and the beginning of Hellblade II since Senua wasn't alone on that slave ship and at least one of the (brief) survivors knew her by name. I wouldn't mind exploring that gap of time, too.
In any case I do agree that it would take a VERY long time for Senua to consciously catch feelings for anyone let alone Thorgestr with all their collective baggage. The idea of them having a relationship beyond friendship in the far off future of an AU where he survives is the only one that can make sense in my brain, personally. It would take time! Time they didn't get in the game! But I think there are a lot of different roads that could take, and some of them might be healthier than others. Shipping them certainly isn't forgetting or excusing what happened to Dillion-- or even mutually exclusive from still shipping Senua and Dillion. Or, frankly, also shipping Senua and Astridr, because I can see that ship too.
One of the nice things about all the details Ninja Theory didn't expand upon and that they left that ending so open is that the sky's the limit. I'm VERY interested in seeing fandom tackle this game as we get farther from the initial release.
#kate plays hellblade#senua x thorgestr#a friend did laugh at me recently and say there's always a weird guy i latch onto and i laughed back and said i'm a boy in my brain#i think i've felt that way forever and it's still true. i DO gravitate toward male characters#especially ones who are a bit starry-eyed over their female counterparts#anyway that's not what this post is about#it's more of me throwing thoughts out into the ether because i don't have the energy or time to write fic yet#but i am Thinking About It#what happens after the story left off? what if we changed ONE THING and gave them more time#i stopped using accent marks midway through this sorry i'm typing on a computer. my phone would catch them but alas.#i can't remember my video games tag#senua#thorgestr#hellblade#senua's saga#i'm really just excited to talk fannish things about this one#the first game was so neat and tied up that i felt no fannish inclinations beyond loving the game#but there's SO MUCH ROOM HERE with this second one#delightful#i'll read all the AUs even the sad ones#when it comes to thorgestr and senua i think thorgestr fell first and pretty hard but he doesn't talk about it until senua starts opening u#i really think those two are made for a glacially slow burn#maybe not if she becomes the tyrant seer. loved and feared.#could be quick and very unhealthy. ALSO compelling to me!#senua's saga spoilers#to be safe#these tags are about as long as the post. i'd better quit while i'm ahead.#hertan writing tag
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