#and then this one Killer

[post-mortem-lullabies]

@scnkei asked: [ Rumour has it you're in love with Killer? ]

Send "Rumor Has It…" And a rumor about my muse and see how they respond.

Note: this never happened, I noticed this was OOC ask long after posting it as IC

"Oh?" That was unexpected. While Emil enjoyed poking and prodding at the high and mighty Shinigami, in preparations to maybe possibly fish any info how to get Hollow defeating powers for herself (being a living lure without a clear way of dealing with them could be annoying), she had NOT expected him to take any interest in her personal life.

Taking a deep breath, Emil decided to make him regret his life-choices.

"Isn't he wonderful? I don't know where you heard about it but I guess you've seen him! His hair is so long and well taken care of and so soft and fluffy! And he's big and warm and his hugs are the most comfortable thing in the world. And I have a cuddly Newfoundland Dog so you know that the competition is fierce over the first spot!" Emil waved her arms, playing up the enthusiasm and saying all of that a bit louder than appropriate.

"And can you believe this sneaky bastard!" She cupped her cheeks, acting as if this was embarrassing to admit out loud. It wasn't. "We started off as friends with benefits, but once it became clear he got feels for me, I wanted to break it all up, but he convinced me it would be fine if I never loved him back but then!" Emil stared up at Byakuya. "He must have bewitched me or something because after some time I realised I didn't want to be away from him!" She shook her head as if still in disbelief. "I want to watch him sleep next to me. I want to be there when he gets excited over his drums. Even his silly eating habits are just adorable to me now. He's a golden retriever boyfriend and I adore him."

She took in another deep breath, feeling gracious enough to give him a pause to change the topic.

(Killer in question @killer-soldier)

[baby-xemnas]

yes you are

[leoandreeda]

Me, a delusional: 40yo Zoro puts 2 swords in his mouth out of sheer willpower and people confuse those with demon fangs

[adaki]

Sry I’m late, I was being held in a maximum security prison on a secluded island and they had no wifi.

[heavenbarnes]

thinking about older bf!simon that takes great pride in being your built in pain relief.

“you right?”

delicate as always, gruff voice cutting through the peaceful lull as he stands right in the way of the television you were only really listening to.

“just a headache”

“you taken anything for it?”

you slowly open one eye as far as you can manage, confirming that the look on his face is endearing and he’s not purposefully asking stupid fucking questions.

he’s only man after all.

“i’ll give y’one if y’like?”

before you even have a chance to ask him what “one” might be in this scenario, he’s already nudging you up the couch to sit beside you.

he doesn’t give you the chance to ask any questions, really- not when he’s tucking your back into his side and slipping a large hand down your front.

long fingers slide your shorts to the side and immediately get to work, other hand holding your thighs open (more for his line of sight than anything).

“simon- you don’t have-”

“none a’that, rest y’head and i’ll take care a’ya”

[glazeliights]

what the helllll who are these guys

[attyrocious]

hello everyone i have nothing to post

[no1deahow]

The dream alliance that took forever to finish 😭😭😭

[cherpupz]

utmv meme dump pt. 1 / ?

credit :3

killer - rahafwabas horror - sour apple studios cross - jakei95 dream + nightmare - jokublog swap - p0pcornpr1nce / au community error - loverofpiggies ink - comyet dust - ask-dusttale

[littlewanibites]

Dog Park

[toffeebrews]

Killer wtf :( doodle comic!

Set to I Can't Decide (slight lyric alterations were intentional :3)

[existentialcrisis-9-5]

In light of recent information

They earned their autistic licence!

A win for autism! We got another one (or two?)(edit: or three?), lads

Update: I’m making a full-sized version of the badges so people can make their own (alas I cannot sell). I have a list I’m chipping through so it’ll be at least another week until they’re up!

HERE THEY ARE!

[baby-xemnas]

he got on the wrong boat

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Spooky season is almost there...who you gonna call?

[officialmiintee]

captain trio zine piece for @opmetgalazine

[shalpilot]