#and then they are just so god damn annoying bc if you’re not constantly reassuring them

[lilgynt]

as a man thing i genuinely hate men and want them dead

[erina-leah]

Could I request for dating headcanons for Jimbei, Fukaboshi, Shanks, and Mihawk with gn s/o?

A/N: I’m loving this lineup! Hope you enjoy these!

CW: none

Jimbei:

The Dad Boyfriend(TM)

Constantly checking up on your physical and mental health bc he knows that being a straw hat is taxing on the heart and mind lol

His favorite question is “Have you eaten today?” Watch out because if the answer is no he will (gently) force food down your throat

I feel like he would love to cook for you, idk why I get that energy but I think he’s a decent cook and would always want to make you snacks

I feel like he’s one of the best people to be with when you’re sad/down bc he is so wise and def gives the best advice, not to mention the most amazing hugs

He isn’t a PDA guy, it’s more of a manners thing than a shy thing, but he will always be willing to hold your hand or have a hand on your shoulder for if you need reassurance

Dates are usually never extravagant unless there is a special occasion. He loves doing simple things and making sweet memories, like picnics or a nice walk through a picturesque area.

He loves offering words of affirmation. When you’re in a relationship with Jimbei, you will never forget that he loves you and that you are beautiful and strong and kind and—

Yeah he’s kinda whipped for you and it’s precious. You are his treasure and he will protect you at all costs.

Fukaboshi:

Your knight in shining armor

His main goal in life other than fishmen equality ofc is to protect you, his beloved. Anyone says the wrong thing about you? Looks at you the wrong way? His glare could KILL. And good god let someone try to harm you.

He loves giving acts of service. Usually it’s in the form of protective acts, and deep down he is trying to impress you with everything he does

Chivalry is dead? What a joke. You will never open a door again in your life. This man was raised as a royal, so he knows exactly how to treat someone like royalty and will not hesitate to do so for you

He has a pretty stoic shell since he is an important figure to many people, but when you two are alone or in safe company, he just SO SOFT

He has the sweetest smile, only for you, and will always want to be near you. In public, a hand in yours or resting gently on your back because he loves to show you off. In more private places, his arm around your waist, tight hugs, small kisses all over your cute face

You would be very surprised at how jealous he gets. He knows you are good friends with his brothers, but he can’t help but get annoyed when they want to take up your time.

And god help anyone else who tries to get too close to you. If it isn’t an appropriate time to talk to you (or them) then and there, he will definitely have a small chat with you later.

Poor guy needs a little reassurance sometimes, but he knows at the end of the day that you love him, and he loves you too.

Shanks:

C L I N G Y

PDA? Who cares? This man cannot get enough of you. Sometimes you gotta tell him off a little to get some damn space. But he’s cute tho be nice to him

In a crew full of wild men, he’s gotta be careful who is getting close to you, so he’s almost always by your side. He doesn’t really h get jealous, he just doesn’t need anything messing with what’s his, you know?

Let’s not forget that he is absolutely yours, though. When I tell you he is whipped, I mean it. You will catch him staring at you daily, and he doesn’t even deny it. He just wiggles his eyebrows and makes some stupid face to make you laugh. (The crew just wants to vomit sometimes fr)

The teasing is non-stop. He loves seeing you blush and laugh, and he loves it even more when you can tease him back.

Want to make him melt? Just laugh for him, even better at one of his own jokes. Your laughter is like sweet music to this man and he cannot get enough of it. All he wants is to see you smile.

Obviously, then man loves physical affection. He’s either holding your hand, has his arm wrapped around your waist, or hugging up against you. Alone? Cuddles for days. He is so warm and loves to hold you close, but will melt in your hands when you decide to hold him too. He’s a little spoon at heart

He will DIE (/pos) if you play with his hair, just saying

And of course he is very very protective, in battle he will never leave your side unless he knows for a 100% certain fact that you will be safe. Besides, he loves to impress you with how strong he is in a fight.

You impress him with everything you do, as well

Mihawk:

A quiet simp.

He isn’t a man of words, but he does the most everyday to treat you like a god/goddess because that is exactly how he sees you

The perfect gentleman all of the time. Loves to kiss your hand and see you blush

Malewife af. Will have a warm meal for you anytime you want one, will grow your favorite flower in his garden just to pick you a bouquet, will do literally anything to see you smile that heavenly smile of yours

He really enjoys just being domestic with you. Enjoying a home-cooked meal, chatting as you two tidy things up, reading in silence, just being in your presence.

Dates with him are usually pretty extravagant. He always wants to spoil you

Another one that will be caught staring all the time. In contrast to the red-haired bastard, he will quickly look away and try to play it off. The pink dusting his cheeks is unmistakable, though.

Not the biggest fan of PDA aside from hand holding when he wants to show you off, but when you two are alone he enjoys showering you if affection so you never forget how much he cares for you.

Forehead kisses are his specialty, and he loves having an arm around your waist when doing pretty much anything. He loves to have you on his lap as he reads, as well

He does value his space at times, so he isn’t the biggest cuddler in the world, but he still likes to have you close. Will simply hold you close to him and place little chaste kisses on your head and cheeks. Not the biggest fan of spooning, but is a professional big spoon.

As I said earlier, he isn’t a man of words, but one look from him with that adoring look in his eyes and you know that he is forever yours.

[asterekmess]

Werewolves and Why I Love Them

So, hi, my name is Tali and I’m a werewolf addict.

I’ve been pretty much obsessed with werewolves since right around the time I turned twelve. The entirety of Teen Wolf aside, I’ve loved them for years. I wrote my first novel about them. I dream about them regularly (like two days ago, for instance). The majority of my original fiction is about werewolves.

For the longest time I honestly didn’t understand why I loved them so much. I mean sure, I’m in love with nighttime and am fucking entranced by full moons. I guess that helps. But it always felt like so much more than that, to the point that I used to wish desperately that I would find out I was a secret werewolf and just hadn’t changed yet, in the same way other kids wished they had magic powers. My husband and I joke pretty often about how I’m just a lil more wolfy than is probably normal. Or catlike, we can never decide.

There’s a reason for that, that I’ve found makes so much fucking sense???

I’m neurodivergent. Specifically, I have ADHD. I’ve always had it, bc that’s how it works, but you’d be surprised at how much elementary school’s strict structuring and constant supervision can keep a people-pleasing, terrified of rejection, neurodivergent kid under control. I masked most of my symptoms and I masked them well. Even at home, to the point that although I was diagnosed really young, my mother was insistent that I had no need for medication or therapy to help me deal with the altered development of my brain.

Then came middle school and my rebellious stage, where I finally stopped acting the way other people wanted me to act. Boom. ADHD symptoms galore, and my mother was flabbergasted. I was about Twelve.

Cue the werewolf obsession.

It was only once I started learning about all the symptoms I’d just assumed everybody was dealing with and figured out how to examine the ways that my neurological disorder effected my life, that it all started to make so much more sense.

Dude, werewolves are basically hyped up embodiments of ADHD.

Now, do not misinterpret me. I’m not comparing ADHD people to dogs or animals of any kind. That’s not what this is about.

This is about werewolves being almost painfully realistic representations of many ADHD symptoms from inside the ADHD person’s head.

You see ADHD people onscreen rarely, and usually when they show up they’re presented in much the same way Stiles is in the first episode. Jumpy, Distracted, Hyperactive, Addicted to meds. It sucks. And even when there is good representation, what the audience sees is almost always the neurotypical point of view rather than the pov of the actual ADHD person. You see them doing things for seemingly no reason, reacting to nothing or getting worked up over tiny things. Even the good rep doesn’t really encapsulate what it’s like to be inside that person’s head.

In my experience, werewolves get that shit right, even though it’s on accident.

There are so many things we relate to werewolves that actually express ADHD symptoms incredibly well.

Noticing sounds that other people can’t hear. (The buzz of a lightbulb or the hum of the fridge)

Getting hopeless distracted by other people’s conversations, even if they’re all the way across the room, just because you latched onto their voice.

Having strong reactions to scents and tastes and textures, that leave you nauseous around certain foods and keep you from being able to walk through the chemical aisle at Wal-mart (or is that just me?).

Impulsivity that makes you do things even you can’t fully understand, including things that you didn’t actually want to do.

Emotions that run so high you don’t know what to do with yourself.

That constant buzzing under the skin that says be more do more be more do more until you just want to run until you exhaust yourself.

Zoning out and losing literally all sense of time, occasionally with a bout of memory loss.

Constantly being on guard in public and adjusting everything from your behavior to your personality just so you can seem “normal.” Until it’s like you’re two different people.

Being unable to properly express yourself with words and it getting so fucking frustrating that you want to just growl and bite and scream (howl) to make them back off until you can think again.

Having things about yourself that some people call gifts but that others call a curse and not knowing which one to believe.

Right down to routines (wolves are on a monthly routine) and meditation or focal points (anchors) being the only way to deal with the sensory overload and calm yourself down.

Lots of ADHD people I know are really tactile. It makes perfect sense. Touch releases happy chemicals and we are perpetually lacking the happy chemicals. I myself love tactility, if only from literally one person. The concept of “puppy piles” is so fucking nice I can’t even describe it. It gives me a fucking serotonin high just thinking about it.

The reassurance that the concept of “packs” brings, a community of people just like you who accept you and let you be yourself? People who will accommodate you without blaming you for making their lives more difficult? That is so much harder to find than you think, even amongst other neurodivergent people.

Not to mention, when a werewolf freaks out about the loud noise or jumps at the slam of a door across the house? People just accept it. No one questions it, cus’ “They’re a werewolf.”

Werewolf shows or books or fanfic show a werewolf acting in a way that ‘normal’ people would find incredibly weird, but from their point of view. They let the audience hear the noise that made the wolf react. They alter the lens (sometimes really badly) so that you get a visual representation of the wolf’s vision tunneling so they only think about that one thing right now and none of the rest of the world matters.

No calling them ��obsessed’ or ‘sensitive’ or ‘paranoid.’ No viewing them as ‘That annoying character who freaks out at nothing.’ Now the audience can see the cacophany of having that mindset and those feelings. They actually understand.

When I read about werewolves, I feel like I’m reading my own fucking thoughts. Yes, my dude, I totally feel you. The squeak of that person’s brakes might not bother anyone else because they can tune it out, but you can’t and it feels like the loudest sound in the world. No one else can smell that scent on the bed or the couch from like three weeks ago, but by god it’ll give you a fucking headache when you’re trying to sleep. Running off all that energy must be nice. I too lose my temper at the tiniest things for no discernible reason and have feelings so intense that I can’t breathe. I feel you about there being too much going on all the time, and I can’t get my homework done either.

It’s no fucking wonder that Stiles fits in so well with werewolves.

For ages I thought I was a total freak for being so obsessed with werewolves, but it’s just because I relate to them so damn much. Mystery solved, I can go back to my fanfic in peace.

Tldr; Werewolves are good ADHD rep and you won’t change my mind.

[crybabykiko]

Can I get Tsutomu Goshiki For F L K P please

Oh... my god... anon let me tell you something this honestly made me kinda develop a crush on Goshiki I’ve always been like aw babie but now I’m l👀king okay.... I’m squinting.

Join my DOUBLE milestone event here!

Goshiki Tsutomu

Daytime

F - Favorite

Ok so for some reason I hc Goshiki as a HUGE Pokemon fan, like it’s the one thing that he has carried with him since childhood, and he’s VERY serious about it. Like the type that literally has every Pokemon card known to man and keeps them in those plastic card Dover binders. He was also Ash for 3 consecutive Halloweens as a kid and his mom had to tell him to pick another costume and he cried about it.

L - Love Language

Little baby needs validation, so I feel like Goshiki is definitely a Words of Affirmation guy. Tell him you love him every day and that will keep him brimming with confidence. Tell him his bowl cut looks great? He’ll probably propose right then and there.

K - Kiss

Doesn’t know how really, but will be damned if he doesn’t try! He likes when you initiate the kisses though, because it reiterates that you really do like him, and in his mind- he’s amazed at the fact that someone like you would want to kiss someone like him. Tries very hard to impress you, so much so that most of the time you have to tell him that a little tongue goes much more of a long way.

P - Pet Peeve

What arbitrary thing could possibly annoy Goshiki besides everything.... lol in all seriousness though I think something that he absolutely cannot stand to look at are people with dirty fingernails. It makes him nauseous. He’s also the type to constantly run his nails underneath each other in an effort to keep his own clean. Won’t get a manicure tho bc he’s scared Semi will rip him for it, which... he’s not wrong about.

𝔑𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢

𝔉 - 𝔉𝔞𝔳𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

In my brain Goshiki screams bring the kinda guy who just loves being ridden. In a way he likes not having to do the work, but i also see him as a boob guy too so he gets to watch your tits bounce so that’s a win-win for him.

𝔏 - 𝔏𝔬𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

Even tho he’s a V league pro player, for some reason I just hc him being the type of grown man that still lives with his parents and probably will until he gets married. For that reason, hookups are always done at your place. You’ve only seen his bedroom like twice, on seperate occasions in which his parents happened to take a weekend trip.

𝔎 - 𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔨

BIG OLE PRAISE KINK again. He always ALWAYS needs to be reassured that he’s good at whatever he’s doing, and since he’s also a bit of a show off, it would make sense that he wants to be given that confirmation. But also he definitely is into choking and very very light degradation, being on the giving end, never the receiving lol it would hurt his ego.

𝔓 - 𝔓𝔞𝔠𝔢

When you’re riding him, he prefers for you to go slow, so he can savor the image of you. But he also likes a good slow burning buildup. Just when he can’t take it anymore he will flip you to your side so he can pound away at your walls going a mile a minute.

[whumpbby]

Will Nanny!Jay eventually start to have milk bc of two babies following him around?

Hmm, I am thinking about it now;] 

So, say, Jay recovered somewhat form the worst of the heat - and he did so with 2 babies visiting him constantly, minded by their older (but still baby) brother and their dad staying outside of the room where it’s safe for all of them.

Jay is still muddled and exhausted - this one was a bitch, even though the pups were there from time to time to make it better - he wishes he could go on suppressants full-time, but the good ones are very expensive and he was never bale to afford them. And the cheap ones are a constant trial stage, so he won’t risk his liver, thank you. Thank god Wayne was cashing out on the treatment this time, at least Jay got the good sedatives and qualified people to make sure he stayed hydrated, and privacy when he needed to give into his instincts. They even offered him a ‘heat aid’ all normal and matter of fact and wow, that was embarrassing >> 

But then came a time when he was all good to go (still a bit woozy, but good to go) and that’s when Bruce Wayne decided to make an appearance. And okay, Jay knew the man was handsome - he’d seen his face plastered all over Gotham since he was a kid - but up close he was something else. Stocky and taller than the media made him look, and without a photoshop in the way he had this rugged charm to him. Yeah, and Jay was barely out of heat, worn out and thank god his room had an en-suite so he was at least showered! Nothing could be done about his hair, but at least his teeth were brushed and he had clean clothes. 

Bruce Wayne was pretty much everything a high-class alpha should be Jay wished with all he had that the man was at least an asshole, but no dice, when he started to speak, Bruce was a far cry from the Brucie character Jay had known form the newspapers. 

“First of all, I would like to say that I’m happy you’re back on your feet, Jason.” 

The assumed first name basis should annoy Jay, but the genuine concern dismantled any sort of irritation he could have felt. 

“I hope your stay at the clinic was pleasant.” 

There was nothing pleasant about his ailment, but the clinic was top notch and the staff made sure Jason was as comfortable as possible. As if Wayne didn’t know that. 

“It was fine... I mean, everyone here are very nice...” Jay stammered, his voice still shaky and his instincts demanding he pleased the alpha that provided for them. “It was... very good.” 

Jason was aware that he was fucking bleeding subservience, and was pleasantly surprised when Wayne didn’t pounce on it like alphas in his life tended to do so far (that’s why he was always so cold and rough, that’s why he exercised religiously and dressed like a thug, everything to make himself a less attractive prospect). 

Then Wayne said something that shouldn’t be surprising, but was. 

“Then, before anything else, I would like to thank you for what you did. For protecting my boys.” And the look in his eyes was so... so striking, Jason could only nod and stammer something about doing what anyone would do. It was Batgirl and Robin who saved them, after all. 

Wayne allowed him to make a fool out of himself for a minute, before saying that no, not anyone. Jay took of his patches to protect the pups and Bruce could not thank him enough for that. And he said it in a way as if he understood what was at stake there, the choice Jason was making. 

It was a heavy moment, and didn’t get any better when Wayne started to explain to him what was happening during Jay’s heat - the media storm, the way he won’t be left alone by the press now, and it honestly sounded like a nightmare. Straight up nightmare. The press will dig, he just knew they will, and they will go all the way down to his childhood, to his dad - to his mom. 

“I will do what I can to stop them from prying too deep,” Wayne told him, as if Jay expected that of the man. “If you would like me to.” 

And Jay, what else could he do? What else was there to do if he wanted to return to normal life, than to trust this alpha - in a world where alphas were not to be trusted? 

Wayne had to see it on his face, the lost and helpless expression, because he leaned over the small table they were sitting at and put his hand - not on Jason’s, no. But close. Close enough to be meaningful, but far enough to be harmless. 

“I have a proposition, if you would like to consider it, Jason.” He waited for Jason to nod before continuing. “My boys... I’m sure you’ve noticed they are very fond of you. I’m afraid to say that during your captivity they have imprinted and, well,  their presence seemed to help you during your stay here.”

Jason listened, feeling as if he was slowly drifting into some fairytale land. 

“I love my boys, but I’m a busy man. Due to what happened recently, I don’t think that sending them back to the daycare is the best idea.” 

What was happening? 

“And I think that you aren’t that eager to return to the public eye.” 

Well, no, he wasn’t eager at all. If he could stay at the clinic indefinitely... 

So, Wayne made his offer. And it sounded unrealistically good - lodging, food, indecently good pay. And all for Jason spending a couple hours a day with the man’s kids. There had to be something there he wasn’t saying. 

Jay, being a suspicious omega that manages to survive on his own ont he streets, had no trouble with pointing it out. And it only made Wayne laugh. 

Damn, even his laugh was pleasant - deep and rich, and Jesus. 

“I don’t think you understand how deep I am in your debt, Jason. If anything happened to either to my sons, I... I don’t want to event think of the possibility. That they had someone there to protect and reassure them means the world to me. I could make sure you will never have to pay for anything in your life again and it would barely scratch the dept of my gratitude. The job offer is simply the least I can do without being too pushy. I’ve heard it’s an unattractive alpha trait.”   

Well, it is an unattractive trait, sure. 

And Jason was about to say that, but he didn’t get to - the door to the office opened and two little bugs rolled in, bee-lining it to Jason, the smaller one instantly gunning for his lap with a high-pitched “aison!” 

Jason promised Wayne to think about it, but he had a feeling that he was played. 

[daryldamnson]

Steve Harrington Headcanons: protectiveness - angsty version

Request: protective steve headcanons? if you want something specific, maybe his s/o having a secret admirer or something similar?

Okay, warning: it’s pretty angsty at first but ends well, I think.

It was a good damn thing you loved him bc Steve could be so annoying when it came to his jealousy

Yes sometimes it could be sweet

Other times hot

But it was almost as if he was constantly expecting something bad to happen - usually involving you and other guys

So he put up walls

A lot

And sulked

A lot

And pissed you off

A lot

Until one day you were so close to smacking his pouting face that you just exploded

“for fuck’s sake, Steve!”

To say he looked shocked was an understatement

“if you’re going to get jealous every time a guy speaks to me at least do something about it!  It’s not my job to constantly reassure you that I want you and not them!  Do you know how exhausting it is to have a boyfriend who will just suddenly close up all the fucking time and then you’ve got to spend ages just repeating the same shit?  It’s sucking the life out of me, Steve!  I can’t do this anymore!  I...”

He looked devastated and you realised how he’d taken it

“no, no, god; I’m not breaking up with you I just...  I wish you’d channel your jealousy in a different way - just come to me instead of running away.  I want you, Steve, nobody else - the only one unconvinced right now is you!  Maybe if you start showing that you give a shit instead of running off then other guys would back off.  And maybe, I don’t know maybe you’d feel better. I know I certainly would”

After that it was like a switch flipped in him

He’d realised what he’d been forcing onto your shoulders by panicking and locking you out

So his insecure jealousy became protective, almost possessive, jealousy

And honestly?  You thought it was hot as fuck

He used to walk off and brood when he saw a guy flirt with you

Now he walks up to you and wraps his arms around you, often initiating a kiss right there in front of whoever it was 

It was clearly him marking his territory - and you were all for it. Especially since it seemed to help Steve as well as you

You no longer had the exhausting task of having to chase after a brooding Steve and he became more secure in your feelings for him

Because no matter where you were or who you were talking to, you always reciprocated his touches

Arms around you from behind?  Put your hands over his

Quick kiss on the forehead/cheek?  Reach for his hand and hold it, dropping a quick kiss on the back of it

Full-blown kiss in front of a persistent admirer of yours?  Of course you kiss back (as if you could ever turn him down)

This actually became way more angsty that I originally intended, oops.  I actually had a vision in my head of some super fluffy shit but then it became a vent post.  Sorry.  My last boyfriend was the insecure jealous type and my god was it exhausting having to tell him every day that no I didn’t want to date that guy who loaned me his pencil I don’t even know his name I spoke to him for two seconds jesus christ.

Oml sorry guys guess I’m still low-key dealing with it, it honestly felt like the life was being sucked out of me.  But there was no way I could let Steve’s relationship end the way mine did so I tried to turn it positive.

I’d like to apologise deeply to the anon who asked for protective Steve and got lumped with this shit instead; I'm going to write a fluffy version of this headcanon I promise!

I wanna do more headcanons - send me some pls.  I promise they won’t be this angsty (unless you ask for them to be).

[therealraynarvaez-jr]

UM SHIP ASKS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,do wash and bucky

you’re horrible

1. Who's the one who's reckless and always getting into trouble while the other gotta pull em out you know it’s bucky, he is always getting into some shit. whether it’s with steve and sam, or just by himself. wash is the one who has to pull him back and actually stop him

2. Who's the one to send the other "I love my gf/bf" memes i mean, they don’t send those kind of memes, but they both send each other just regular memes

3. Who's the one who listens to a music genre the other doesn't like and how does the other react wash listens to soft rock and bucky hates it. it’s too slow and chill, it makes him fall asleep.

4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competitive to show the other more love they don’t do a lot of spoiling bc they’re poor as fuck, but it’s a fight to show their gratitude towards each other.

5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them it’ll take them a few years after they first meet to actually get married, they settle down with each other fast, but marriage takes a lot of time and mones

6. What was their wedding like it was so gay, both of them were too emotional about it. bucky let wash take care of most of the actual aesthetics and stuff

7. Is their friends/family supportive oh yeah, sam is just happy bucky is stable and feeling at least better about himself. and y’know, wash doesn’t have any friends.

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying it’s a lot of... sitting together kinda quiet, being ready to reassure the other that they’ll be alright coming out of it.

9. Which one dissociates HA, it’s both of them. constantly

10. Which one stares at the other's booty like "damn" and how does the other react when catching them ..... it just doesn’t happen, at all

11. When they live together what kinda place do they live in? What does their home look like? they live in a decent sized one bedroom, there’s a lot of plants and cat towers ( they have five (5) cats ), but when they actually move into a house ( one that wash wants to build, like wtf wash please ) it’s out in the middle of nowhere and it’s so large and spacious

12. What do their dates look like they don’t go on many dates bc they’re not that romantic, but it’s always really nice when they do. they go to lunch or dinner, they go on a walk, it’s real gay

13. How does each act when getting drunk they don’t get drunk, really, for their on personal reasons. but if it ever did happen, that’s when it gets really affection, it’s bad

14. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give kiss them ew, they would never touch each other, idk what you’re talking about.

15. Have they saved each other's lives before I MEAN, i don’t want to be the guy that said they saved each other by being there for each other, butttttttttt

16. Does one have an interest the other think is weird but wants to listen to it regardless listen, wash loves the office and bucky hates it, but he’ll watch it anyways for wash

17. Which one uses cropped hentai as reaction images they both do bc they only speak in memes

18. Does one of them kinkshame the other no, bc there is no kinks. but i wouldn’t put it past them to just say it in response to something the other is doing

19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them they’re both pretty banged up from years in war and fight ( i don’t want to talk about bucky’s arm, leave him be ) so that’s kind of a thing with them. and they don’t talk about it, but it’s less out of respect, more out of... idk, i guess they know?? that it’s okay, they know what the other has been through and why all those scars are there.

20. Say they were cuddling on the bed while listening to record player playing the background. Which song is playing? we don’t have to take our clothes off by ella eyre 

21. What is their song? Like the song that gives them overwhelming feelings? they don’t really have a song that they picked out, but I PERSONALLY KNOW it’s anything for you by ludo

22. What song do they listen to while going on a joyride neither of them can drive, they need to get back at it

23. What kinda joyrides do they go on? Relaxing ones or wild ones? okay, if they did go on joyrides, they’d go on relaxing ones. they’re not too wild these days.

24. Where would they vacation for a honeymoon wash wants to go to disneyworld. there are too many people there, so it’s a bad idea, but he wants to go. or, like, romania, or somewhere. bucky’s from there, so y’know.

25. Do people ever get annoyed of their pda they don’t do pda, but they are gay in group chats. but more like “i hate you” “i know” gay then actual gay

26. Would they live in the city or the country they’re more suburbs kind of people. they’re not about the middle of the city living.

27. Which ones the red which ones the blue I MEAN...... wash is blue and bucky is red. i thought we knew this

28. Are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope. “haaaa......they are both VERY mentally ill ( PTSD, though the cause is different for both, etc etc. ). As far as Wash, he tends to just...let Bucky live his life? He doesn’t want to police anyone’s recovery / coping / etc. He’ll try to help if he really needs to, but he typically doesn’t try to. “ --- @deweyfiinn

29. Does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there no, but if you touch wash anywhere, he will kill you

30. Do they dance together not seriously, but they’d probably just fuck around

31. Do they sing together horribly

32. Which one is better at cooking than the other and makes most the dinners they’re both alright a cooking, but bucky is better and does most of it

34. Are they a reckless couple or safe very safe, the safest

35. What be they kinks and do they try each other's kinks NO KINK

36. What would their valentines gifts be to each other bucky gets wash cat things. anything related to a cat, including a cat.

37. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up? they don’t have real fights, they argue over dumb stuff, it’s not even real arguing. they’re too chill and in sync with each other

38. Which ones top, bottom, verse ....... anyways, wash is ace

39. What kinda sex they be having (gentle rough whatever) again, wash is ace

40. Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them they both would, if someone actually came after bucky about the whole winter soldier thing, wash would kill. and bucky would do the same if someone was attacking wash for PFL

41. Which one has a favorite movie that they have the other watch with them again and again it’s Sing. they saw Sing when it first came out and now it’s one of the house classics

42. How would one react if the other was to die OH MY GOD, bucky would be devastated, there’d be.... like, very little reason for him to go on, which sounds bad, but i mean. like, he’d try really hard for a couple of months.

43. Who dies first it could be either one, they both have really big health risks that they live with, so either of them could drop dead at any second

44. Do they want kids they do! they’ll talk about it way more in depth at a later point in the relationship, but at some point, they do want kids

45. How would they spend their last moments together it’s so sad. bucky will try to be so caring in the last moments, reassuring wash that he’ll be okay after all this, that they’ll see each other again soon. try to make wash as comfortable as possible ( if it’s inevitable, old age or health problems ), he just wants to keep wash happy in his last moments