#and then theres THIS mother fucker

[briarpatch-kids]

Nothing I hate as a personality trait more than willful ignorance. So many people i know try so hard to learn about the world with so much standing in their way, it's infuriating to see people who CAN learn but choose not to.

[scourgeofmyownbrain]

Edit: I MADE AN UPDATED ONE GO LOOK AT THAT ONE IT'S BETTER I CITED MY SOURCES AND SHOWED MY WORK AND EVERYTHING

Ladies and Gentlemen, Bitches and Bastards, Witches and Wizards, Mothers and Fuckers. Esteemed robot enjoyers, I present to you a semi-accurate height comparison of Bumblebee across the multiverse (as of July 2024). This really helps visualize the truly staggering differences between universes, at least height-wise. Also, three of these characters are Canonically the Same Guy; guess which ones.

I spent way too much time on the chart in the back it's not even funny. I will probably make more height charts for more TF characters and universes in the future. Don't expect it soon though, because when I make these, I am fueled by pure I-Got-Bored-At-Work-And-I-Have-Decided-To-Fool-Around-With-Robot-PNGs, and that fuel supply is inconsistent at best.

Hey Fun Fact, Did you know that Generation 1 Optimus Prime is around 19 Feet Tall? Bet some of you already knew that. I have no ulterior motives for bringing this fact up, what are you talking about.

My height explanations are below the cut, because you couldn't shut me up if you tried.

In an order:

Gen 1 - ~10 feet (the wiki says greater than 3 meters so I rounded up to the first whole number because round)

Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~10 feet (He looks identical to Gen 1 so... the reason his photo looks weird is because I couldn't find a good full body photo with him standing straight up facing the camera so I put two images together to make the worst looking photoshop job you have ever seen)

Earth Spark - 10 feet (There is no confirmed height yet but using a screen shot of him standing in front of a barn door I was able to make a reasonable guess.)

Animated - 12 feet (I have no genuine source for this, I think this info is just someone's guesstimate, but it seems reasonable. He's a tiny two door mini car, how big could he be)

New Live Action - 15 feet (The wiki hath declared. Also do we have a name for this universe because we need one I don't want to keep saying like 6 words to differentiate this one from bayverse)

Bayverse V1 - 16 feet (This is like the first 3 movies minimum, I don't remember when he hits his growth spurt. also wiki my love)

Cyberverse - 18 feet (I'm gonna be honest, the only info we have is from a really shitty screen shot of a magazine. SO if any one has a copy of this book from the video below, a high quality scan would be greatly appreciated and I will kiss the ground you walk upon. Yes I found the video where the screen shot comes from leave me alone)

Bayverse V2 - 18 feet (movie 4-5 I can't remember which one, I'm not re-looking this up. I fucking love the bayverse tho, this is the only universe with concrete and consistent this-character-is-this-height info)

Aligned Cont. WF/FOC - 20 feet (video game info screens you god send, kiss me sweetly)

Aligned Cont. TFP/RID15 - 21 feet (I do not know exactly where these numbers were found, but I fully fucking believe them. Just by looking at these characters on the show I can verify these numbers in my mind. They made specifically this universe to be full of freakishly tall robots for some fucking reason.)

And for any one who doesn't know, the three tallest are the same guy. Like the 20 feet tall one and the 21 feet tall ones, same guy. The ones in three wildly different art styles and designs. Let that sink in...

I fucking hate the aligned continuity why is that one my favorite.

[ebbpettier]

I’m sorry i just started thinking about Niamh Brody’s forearm hair and got shy

[s0fter-sin]

is there any actual catharsis in the boys or is it all just suffering and scrambling for a crumb of relief

[ghost-proofbaby]

ever since the epilogue was posted ive been thinking of 24 hours on a 24/7 basis !!! its just so good and im so sad to see it end but so happy to have a happy ending 🎉🎉

i just wanted to see if you recommend any other authors that can possibly fill the hole in my schedule that was waiting for a new chapter of 24 hours im already reading simmer, the yes policy, and a few others but is there anymore you recommend??

ONCE AGAIN i am forever kicking, screaming, sobbing and forever in your debt for writing such a masterpiece like i don’t usually re-read stories but i might have to because i laughed, cried, and screamed during this read omg

oooo depends on what vibes you’re going for!!!

if you’re looking for some “quick” immaculate vibes, @loveshotzz Whatta Man two night series is amazing.

anything by @luveline just warms my soul.

Do I Wanna Know? by @hellfire--cult is stellar and soon to be finished so 10/10 recommends (even if it hurt this latest chapter).

i’m also personally diving into @munson-blurbs’s Trapped Under Ice, so if you’re looking for singledad!eddie and want someone (aka me 🥺) to scream about it with as you dive in… 😌

if you’re more into stunning imagery, gut wrenching vibes, and just overall painful beauty, i recommend @jo-harrington. she has her current series As Above So Below focused on kas!eddie, but her store manager verse and freaky friday series also hold special places in my heart.

also all of @lovebugism’s summer fics have finally gotten me to live out my romanticized summer vibes ngl. they’re gorgeous and a hit every time 🥰

and i have yet to dive in properly yet (be still my beating heart), but my love @abibliophobiaa has a beautiful series for eddie currently called daylight that i am so excited to have some free time to properly read (also… for my steve girlies… beyond is to fucking die for.)

this is just a few i’m personally reading tho!!! i’m forgetting so so many people because the amount of talent on here is just unreal. i could go on and on with more authors but i need to contain myself and not be annoying lol 🖤🖤🖤

[robbie-roo]

you wanna know something cool about moles?

no? damn... 😔

TOO BAD YOURE ON THIS BLOG FOR A REASON

OK so this is a photo of a deconstructed skeleton of an Eastern mole (the most common mole in North America) and I've circled something interesting just above that ribcage I want you to take a moment and give me a guess as to what that is

HEY!!! NO CHEATING!!! GO MAKE A GUESS

got it? OK so for those of you that said anything other than a forearm (or if you know bones a humerus or ulna) you're WRONG!!!!

that is actually a genetic variation that moles have gained specifically made for digging through tough dirt. their forearms and hands are super specialized and made so that a mole can "swim" through dirt by doing a breast stroke motion here's a full skeleton so you can see where that bone belongs

these guys spend pretty much their entire lives underground they will hunt just under the surface in foraging tunnels bur can live very deep underground with specialized chambers for sleeping, using the bathroom, or storing food

another scary little fact about moles- if you girlfriend ever turns into a worm keep her INSIDE!! moles know all the parts of a worm they need to attack to keep it paralyzed but alive so they can continue to eat the same worm over a few days

those foraging tunnels are what tears up your parents front yards but they are very rarely found inside them that's why it's so difficult to get rid of moles on your property their tunnels can be several feet underground and even longer wide

I may make another post about moles in the future I don't actually have any of my notes along with me as I'm just eating lunch but I saw my photo of the specimen we have at the museum and I had to share what I remembered about them >:)

stay curious!

[fnafisms]

Looking at the netting on eclipses ruined leg: I KNEW THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS WERE CHEATING!!!

*throws fusible interfacing and stabilizers across the room.*

[violasmirabiles]

spending time at the summer cottage is all fun and games till youre going to bed and have to kill 20 mosquitoes & then at least like three more before you give up. i almost knocked a full glass of wine off the table taking these fuckers down and had to pause after the first full stop of this post to kill yet another.

[irishbreakfst]

God damn, reddit is a tar pit

[corntort]

MAN! i wish i was good at character designs but we are PERSEVERING

[vcrnons]

so. i just nearly died.

[universal-consistant]

it is roleplay as a man losing his sanity from loneliness hours

[tears-of-boredom]

Still remember that one time in elementary school english class where we had to translate a short piece of text into finnish where all the characters names were "Somewhere", "Anything" and words like that, because we were learning those words. It was probably supposed to drill the words and their translations into your brain. But not me. I was petty. I was annoying. I felt that the english classes were useless. So. Because the words like "Anything" were someone's name in the story. I kept them like that. Because you aren't supposed to translate names. And i explained that at the end of my translation like the little fucker i was. I deliberately translated everything else perfectly, except the "names".

Then my teacher gave it back with the note "You still need to translate them. That was the whole point of this work." And i was annoyed. But still i did go back and replace the names with the translations.

[lotus-sunn]

KYS NETFLIX YOU HAVE DESTORYED MY FUCKING SHOWS

THE AUDACITY OF THEM TO SAY THIS, FUCK NETFLIX FR

[29121996]

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[orcelito]

Help me I hate "Madara's" stupid ass so fucking much. I want to see him trip on a brick and impale himself on a kunai. I want him to wake up with bug bites on his dick. I wish a million bad thoughts on him for everything he did to everyone in the world bc he couldn't get over one single death like you are PATHETIC!!!!!!!! And I hate him SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!