#and then stuff from like the 20s and 30s yk

[vincentaureliuslin]

if you don't listen to atleast a little bit of pop music i feel like you're lying. like chappell roan olivia rodrigo or laufey or something there's just no way

[heartavenue]

݁.ི Things To Script!

So you're scripting, but you're at a loss and don't know what to add anymore? Well, Love sees you, and I got you! Here are some things that I am scripting personally; some of these are a little...on the nose... but I think they're worth it nonetheless. Feel free to use them!

Disclaimer: Any similarities that you see are completely accidental. I can assure you that I came up with these off the top of my head while reflecting on my life and watching Netflix.

1. Water never gets into your ears 2. You don’t feel faint while taking hot showers (or just feel faint in general) 3. Not wearing a bra is not a big deal 4. You have a bidet 5. Parents respect your privacy (knock before entering your room, etc) 6. The word is full of color just like it was when you were a child 7. You still have that childlike sense of wonder, and it can never die 8. Flowers can regrow roots, so when they are cut they can live and not die! 9. Architecture has personality and is not drab and boring 10. Perfume lasts all day 11. Lip gloss NEVER smudges (or makeup in general) 12. Your bath/shower water never gets cold 13. You always feel heard, and people respect your opinions and consider your opinions 14. Your clothes fit you just how you picture it in your head 15. You have the money to afford the life that you DESERVE 16. Natural bodies of water don’t contain flesh/brain-eating bacteria 17. Animals aren’t endangered and can’t go extinct 18. Wildlife/nature is preserved, admired, and respected. There are national parks put in place to prevent the destruction of our home! 19. Astral events happen more often and are celebrated more! (Think eclipses, northern lights, shooting stars.) AND they are visible to all areas of the world. 20. More walkable cities near you or just in general! 21. Capitalism does NOT exist. 22. Animals can understand you when you speak to them! 23. Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, etc. exist 24. The allure of Christmas magic is well and alive 25. The cost of living is low, and the minimum wage is $20 26. Your hair never gets tangled, greasy, or frizzy. 27. You’re allowed to express yourself in any way, whether that’s through clothes or body modifications, and no one judges you for it! 28. More festivals, carnivals in your town or neighboring towns. 29. Holidays feel the same way they did when you were a kid 30. The moon is a little closer, light pollution doesn't exist so the stars can shine brighter, and the grass is a little greener. 31. You remember when you were a kid and you thought the moon followed you? Well, now it does! 32. Disney doesn't use that horrid 3D art style, and they have the ability to produce GOOD movies again. 33. Eargasms are real. Don't ask any questions. 34. Hugs from the people that you cherish are warmer, and they last longer 35. Better day-to-day interactions with strangers that will just keep you smiling for the rest of the day 36. Food (cough cough food in AMERICA) isn't full of the toxic stuff that are banned in every other country 37. Dandruff does NOT exist 38. You never forget to put on your jewelry, you can always find your jewelry, and it's very durable 39. You're very good at karaoke 40. You never forget to put on deodorant, lotion, perfume, chapstick, etc 41. Your favorite flowers, trees, plants in general grow near you! 42. When you wash your clothes, the stains come OUT (this is so personal for me) 43. Water glimmers and shines just like it does films! 44. No hyperpigmentation. 45. Other planets are visible to the naked eye 46. Pineapple doesn't feel like acid in your mouth 47. Banana doesn't take over the whole smoothie 48. More representation in the media of marginalized groups 49. When you wash your face, water doesn't trickle down your arm 50. When you open yogurt it doesn't look like that (yk all liquid and yucky) 51. You can listen to music as loud as you want and your hearing will never be affected 52. The fruit you get is always ripe 53. No cloudy nighttime skies to get in the way of your stargazing! 54. You can never burn your tongue 55. You cook chicken thoroughly each time (I have a fear of eating raw chicken please) 56. A secret hideout for you and your special person 57. Bedbugs, lice, ticks, wasps, hornets, and yellowjackets do not exist (I love bees, let the bees STAY!) 58. Outfits that you imagine in your head comes out EXACTLY as you planned 59. Artists release live versions of their albums (chappell roan a live version of naked in manhattan is NEEDED on streaming

These are just a few things that I could think of. As I think of more, I will be sure to add them to the list. Okay happy scripting my loves! ၄၃

[cyberscratch]

werster and susie interaction comic after a suggestion from a friend. some of it was rushed due to circumnstances out of my control, so i apologize for the bad writing (also, yk. non native english speaker)! text transcription with some fixes is under the cut!

+ bonus context + possible future mini comic (i hc the axe gerson gives susie is a paint brush. despite her having more stuff in canon with music than visual art... as an artist i obviously focus on the latter for my little fan oc interaction comic.)

text transcription, sorry it's styled this way, copy and pasting this on Mobile from discord. best i got!

(2) [BANG BANG BANG]

(3) W: Hey, easy on the door, would'ya?!

(4) W: Oh, it's Susie!

W: From Ms. Alphys class, right?

S: Yup.

-

(5) W: What brings you here?

S: ...

(6) S: You do art classes here, right?

(7) W: Oh, I do! Why, would you be interested?

(8) S: Um - No - Yea, I mean -

(9) S: Duh. Obviously. Why else would I be here?

(10) W: Y'know! I'm a tad surprised!

(11) S: For... For what?

(12) W: You called my classes 'dumb'!

S: HEY! I THOUGHT THE *ART* WAS KICK-ASS!

(13) W: GWAA HA HA HA!

(14) W: Eh, don't fret it, lass. Appreciation for art is a skill. Come on in!

(15) S: Wait, you're taking me in? For real?

W: Yup!

-

(16) W: Don't mind the mess.

(17) W: So, what kinda art skills are we workin' with here?

S: Uh, none. Like, at ALL.

(18) W: Really, nothing at ALL?

(19) W: Tell you what. Show me what you've got!

S: Dude, what?!

(20) S: Sorry, I mean... Don't you usually do like, boxes and stuff first?

(21) W: Eh, it's mandatory school (material).

W: Either way, I just gotta know what YOU can do.

(22) S: So like, what do I draw?

(23) W: Whatever.

(24) S: Shouldn't you teach me what, though?

(25) W: Gwa-ha! Nope!

W: Here, focus on the blank canvas.

(26) W: What drives you?

(27) W: What ignites a flame within you?

(28) W: Your dearest inspiration. Hold onto that thought.

-

(29) S: Psh. That's pretentious as hell.

W: OR draw a dragon! I saw you ooglin' my art there!

(30) S: (Nah) I know what I'll draw.

(31) S: [Damn. I don't even know if I'm supposed to wash the brush. Or how to do anything.]

(32) S: [How do artists even do this?]

(33) W: [And they say this girl's trouble.]

(34) S: ...

(35) S: Just tell me it's ass.

*(There was meant to be a pause here)*

(36) W: You really care about your friends, don't you?

S: ...Yeah.

(37) W: What you see as "ass", I see as you spilling your heart out! W: What you lack in other aspects... (You) make up (for it) in passion! AND you'll learn (more)!

(38) W: The moment you create anything, it's art!

W: You pass the first lesson!

(39) S: Pass?!

(DONT ASK WHY THE PART BELOW IS NORMAL. IDK FORMATTING. TUMBLR IS FUNCTIONAL.)

-

(40) S: I didn't even sign up (yet)! W: Would you like to? (41) S: … S: Hell yes. (42) W: HELL yes! That's the spirit! S: HEEELL YESS!

(43) S: Though, can I ask you a question? W: Yea, shoot. (44) S: The teacher in my class… BEFORE Ms. Alphys… (45) S: Gerson Boom? S: That's your dad, right…? (46) W: GWAA HAA HA - W: -ha! Yup! Me 'n Alvin's! (47) W: Haa haa… (48) W: He would've loved to (have) you. (49) S: Really? Huh… S: I, uh… Think he raised good kids. (50) S: (And) From what I know… S: You're a lot like him! That's all. (51) S: Thanks for the lesson, Mx. Boom. (52) W: Pleasure havin' ya, kid! W: See you soon.

-

(53) W: That girl's a riot.

W: Oh dad... You would've gotten along (so) well.

[kiokos]

A SOCCER PLAYER’S DREAM

Sypnosis: F/N L/N, isagi's childhood best friend, recently started football. Turns out, they were a prodigy nobody could have seen coming. But it looks like someone's little brother caught their eye.

Genre: Enemies/rivals to lovers, crack, lowk angsty if you squint, cringe sometimes, romance

A/N: sorry for posting this lowkey kinda late… i was writing this in the bus so I has limited time😭🙏

You sighed and settled your phone down, already looking nervous. Doubts started creeping up - could you really do this? On your own, at that? You sat up from your bed and looked down at your packed up bags - you didn’t forget anything, right..?

After checking everything to make sure you didn’t forget anything, you settled back down and thought. ‘Alright, let’s do the maths..’ you mumbled under your breath as you started counting. Rin said it took him about 20 minutes to get from blue lock to your practicing place…

For you, it takes around 20-25 minutes. Adding that to the 20 minutes it takes for him to get there, it should take you around.. 40-45 minutes for you to get to blue lock’s facility!

Okay, that seems reasonable enough. You waited and waited, then saw isagi’s text:

Isagi: come outside, i’m here :3

You quickly grabbed your stuff and ran down the stairs, yelling a ‘goodbye mom!’ Before running outside. You met up with isagi and dabbed him up as you usually do.

(Ignore that that was lowk cringez😭)

You were about to say something until isagi started by saying “okay, so, we have to get there at 6:30 PM, so we really gotta hurry and take the train that comes at.. erm.. the train that comes the soonest!! Come on, we can’t waste time!” He grabbed your hand and started running.

“WAIT, SLOW DOWN, YOU IDIOT!!” You yelled as he practically dragged you to the train station, regretting ever listening to him. Why were you even doing this?? It was all supposed to be a stupid bet and now you got dragged into this whole- nonsense!!

“Nah, I say we go faster!” He said as he sped up and you were struggling just to keep up. Man, this reminded you of the days where you were late for school and he was dragging you out of your house, yelling ‘we have maths as the first lesson today!! You know that mr. Hishaki doesn’t go easy on us when we’re late!!!’ As he yanked you and forced you to run towards the bus.

(Timeskip to when you got to blue lock :3)

You stepped in, and damn was everything like a flipping labyrinth! If it wasn’t for isagi, you would’ve definitely gotten lost.. just as you were taking in the new environment around you, you bumped into someone when you entered the german stratum(?).

As you were about to apologize, you heard him say “pass auf, wo du hintrittst, Idiot.” (Watch your step, idiot.) and you looked up to see.. a guy with blond and blue hair?? He even had a blue rose tattoo! Who is this guy??

Isagi looked pissed off the second he heard him and said “that’s kaiser.” Before handing you an earplug, telling you to put it on.

And so, you did! You put it on, and.. you could… understand what kaiser was saying? So was this kind of like.. a translator? You looked at kaiser and before you could say hi, he said “so, you’re the one who I’m going to have to beat today? How cute, didn’t think I was dealing with a small fry.”

You paused when he laughed. Man this guy pissed you off! “Man - fuck off.” You mumbled before grabbing isagi’s hand and walking away. “Isagi, you’re totally right - barely even met this guy and he already ticks me off. I want nothing more than to punch him in his arrogant face!”

Isagi smirked and said “I don’t wanna tell you I told you so… BUTTT I told you so.”

(Time-skip to when the match against you and kaiser starter.. Ik theres alot of timeskips rn but BEAR WITH ME😭😭 also if some of these don’t sound right just so yk it’s because idk how to write kaiser and my knowledge about football is VERY limited…)

You being nervous was an understatement. You were scared the hell out of your flipping mind. At first, you thought kaiser was no big deal - but even then, you’re lowkey kinda scared.

The kick off started with kaiser having the ball - all you knew about him was that he had a skill called kaiser impact, and that was honestly it.

When he tried to score, you blocked, stole the ball and tried to score your OWN goal, but then he would block you - and that’s practically how half the match went until kaiser scored a goal. ‘Crap!’ Was your first thought.

You sighed and thought about it. This guy was a cocky, arrogant rat. But, with that said, he did have skills. You had 15 minutes left, and in those 15 minutes- you just said fuck it and went all out.

You ran with the ball at your top speed and surprisingly, kaiser was able to keep up. “This all you got, small fry?” He said as he smirked.

And god you wanted nothing more than to punch him and his face and shove it into a trashcan! Wait, no, focus, Y/N, focus.

You brushed kaiser off, ignoring him. Put then - kaiser almost stole the ball from you. Shit. If you lost this, you would loose all rights to ever represent japanese soccer - and that would be it.

As much as you wanted to say you didn’t care, you did. Soccer was the most fun shit you have ever done in your whole entire life - and honestly, you couldn’t see yourself without it.

Without even thinking, your mind went blank. You dribbled past kaiser, and shot the ball straight towards the goal. You were so far away - there’s no way the ball would reach THAT far, right…?

No. You couldn’t barely even think straight, and yet you did it - you scored a goal.

‘It isn’t over yet. One more goal, just one more goal…’ you mumbled under your breath.

You looked at the time: 5 minutes left. Kaiser had the ball, and you stole it from him when you noticed that his attention was divided: and before you knew it, you scored another goal.

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TAGLIST: @kaikaidenkai @ihe4rtme @x3nafix

[urautismdiagnosis-wistie]

Kingsley 👑

This is my silly meow meow octonauts oc!🥰🥰🥰 hes pointing out a cool bird btw

Edit: he is kwaziis uncle btw lol

This is Kingsley! Known as a brother, uncle K, or Captain K of a lovely ship and crew of the Salty Spirit!

He is also a captain of all birds! He's kinda a dork lol

First son of the Calicoed Jack and not just following his footsteps but making his own way and name! (He always tried sooo hard to be a super cool pirate)

The guy always loved stuff like pokemon and yu gi oh, he's always been good at math/finances and is known to be an excellent strategist and trickster 👌 Pretty good qualities to have when you've got a crew of 50 on your shoulders!

He ain't bad with a sword either, in fact he's "totally fought off like 20- no 30- sharks that were swarming him in a river once! And he totally punched them and won too and then they were all so impressed they promised to always be loyal to him" or something along those lines 😭✌

Hes also a great big brother to his lil bro Kenneth! He is the type to make some lighthearted jokes and tease a bit, but he always and I mean always made sure to care about the needs and wants of everyone.

Hes not really judgemental and will totally be open to finding unique solutions to problems and believe in his lil bro too. There's always a way and he'll make it himself if you're not able to find it yet 🥺

... remind me to make a comic about Kingsley and kenneth sometime ^v^

This guy tho? Total flirt, except his flirting is just... sharing bird facts.. like how pigeons are the only birds to make milk! Or.. how to mimic the sound of every kind of bird! Or.. how certain birds try to impress the ladies and how he can totally do that too do you wanna see-

It wasn't very effective. 🙏

When he was entrusted with the role of captain though, he did do his best to be all collected and confident. He's a pretty chill sneaky lil guy that'll saunter around doing Captain Things TM when he's not being a total dork over birds.

speaking of captain behaviour, he's also the type that if he was faced with the devil he'd tried to trick it- and if that didn't work he would do anything to make sure that it didn't lay hands on his crew. But even so he knows there's always a way, even if it hurts, there's still a way. He just has to find it.

Kingsley has always believed that there are good things and good people in all hardships and places. You just have to choose to find it and nature it. There's also opportunities for looting too.

He was super gifted at pirate trickery, distraction, stealth missions, and sneak attacks and retreats without a single drop of blood shed.

(Well maybe a few drops but usually not his crew lol 💅 they were very "in and out with sleeping gas and smoke bomb types" although.. if a few idiots did stick their nose where they didn't belong... it was their own fault if they got a concussion or a stab to the foot.... and if u were dumb enough to try to actually attack the ENTIRE PIRATE CREW as a sailor rhat should've been asleep then well... survival of the fittest :/)

he also IS banned from the kitchen. Not even because of all his "desert heists" as a child either! This guy couldn't ever cook to save his life fr...

As for him and the lil kwazii? Well kwazii learned alot from him XD like swear words and how to cheat at card games

He takes alot after his mom who was 3/4th lynx lol . Also his blue necklace piece is to bring good opportunities his way. :>

He always has made it a point to try to help the people in his life through whatever hardships- whether it was to help a new crew member to acclimate, help someone threw a rough night, or just be there for his anxious lil bro yk?

He was also the one who found pete as a baby :3c

If u have any questions about him lmk in thr comments and ill answer! I cant promise ill answer every question tho for plot reason ;)

[prayercode]

hi guys im opening comms im desperate.
i dont really post on here but i really need help. my family is made up of illegal immigrants that aren’t threats to society but will most definitely have to work less out of fear. ive already faced numerous threats from racist customers at my work for being mexican. i also dont have a job because to be blunt one of my managers was also passively racist and i was just outright being bullied. prices and details below ok
please help me. i have bills to pay.

lineart:

not colored:

- bust: $10

- half body: $11

- full: $12

colored

- bust: $15

- half: $17

- full: $20

short video: (this is old. im way better with them now. you can check out my other stuff on tiktok @.cigbliss. i can only link one video which BLOWS)

- sketch/not colored: $30

- sketch/colored: $34

- lined/not colored: $40

- lined/colored: $45

- i can do little 8bit voices too and help with finding voiceclaims (they tend to be vocaloids for simplicity purposes but i can work with anything)

- varies depending on complexity and length

additional chadges:

- additional character: $5 (like $3 for vids)

- simple bg: $10

will draw: gore, slight nsfw if given proof of being 18+, fanart, anything really im being serious

wont do: mecha, overly complex designs, i struggle with older people bc of my simple style but i can definitely learn, overly complex backgrounds, fetish content, anything hateful yk how it is

i’ll take kofi, paypal, cashapp, venmo, etc. i’ll make anything work. shoot me a message here or contact me on discord: gachaprey

i hope you’ll consider helping me and my family

[bentosandbox]

quick TL for Swummer Module bc it was great (and a bit of Chummer's module)

Happy 5 year anniversary of the chenswire (chapter 5) banner

[Pinned] Regular Chat Group (4)

16:26 Guma: I'm hungry, what's for dinner? Swire: Let's have something nice. Grand Lungmen Resturant, 8PM! You need to try that new puhn choi on their menu. It's their usual recipe, but they use ingredients sourced from that new MCT trade route. They have stuff from Rim Billiton to Sargon. Super fresh. The set also comes with a bottle wine from Sami! Swire: Bison and I worked our asses off to establish this supply chain so you guys better try it! @ Rat Rat: You're counting me in?

17:09 Guma: So hungry. can we go now? Swire: There's no seats available rn, just snack on something first!

18:32 Guma: hungry...

19:20 Guma: so hungryyyyyyy...

19:58 Rat: Something urgent came up, you guys go on without me

20:08 Swire: Huh? Swire: Wb hoshiguma?

20:23 Swire: It's been so long since we had a meal together so we better get one today! Lmk what you want to eat asap after work!

20:41 Swire: so what are we having tonight?

21:19 Swire: what are we having tonightttt??????? Swire: LIN YUXIA I SAW YOUR READ NOTIF!! answer! Rat: I just finished work. Didn't you just release your Director Swire Lungmen Food Guide with the nonstop noisy af TV ads. why are you asking me to decide Guma: Done with my emergency mission. I'm fine w anything as long as there's meat. So hungry I could eat an entire burdenbeast head Rat: What about the snack street? 'the shopping district is right next door, a convergence of unique goods from all over Terra. Only in Lungmen can you shop the whole land!' Writing's not bad Swire: Duh its my work so ofc the copywriting has to be good too Guma: nah sounds like there won't be a lot of meat Swire: Remember the volcanic mud cleanser I got for you @ Rat and the surfboard @ Guma you can buy them there too Swire: Bison and i adjusted the prices until they're just slightly pricier than what you'd pay in siesta. Does that work? Guma: Don't feel like eating surfboard Rat: Then international trade park? The guide's no.2 Swire: Sure we're drawing some investors over there atm so there's plenty of foreign food there they're p good Guma: I want meat also ill take more than 30min to get there from here ill die from hunger Swire: Pity. It's pretty popular with the youths yk, recommended date spot Rat: Agh! Rat: Final option. The cai zhe min stall behind the LGD office. That or you guys can starve Guma: no objections Swire: no objections

21:30 Swire: wait LYX why do you have my guide i thought you didn't like that sort of noise Rat: Just happened to pick it up, problem?

21:33 Rat: Why is the czm stall not in your guide? Swire: I wanted to but the boss wouldn't let me sth about its too bougie for him hes just a regular noodle stall Swire: True tho. Certified Lungmen™️ moment

21:38 Guma: I already ordered come ASAP

23:35 Guma: Why hasn't chen read any of our messages? Swire: Bc she has to connect to an intercity net first. Who knows she might just be on the top of a haystack in some valley waving her terminal around for signal right now

--new messages-- PGL: ...... PGL: you mean a pile of rubble PGL: I'm back in lungmen, i want to eat czm too

thoughts/notes:

As I mentioned in the other ask Swire set nicknames for the other 3 Hoshi: 🐻🐻 Chen: Puk Gaai Lung Lin: Stinky Rat (wanted to use CLS (cau lau syu) but i kept misreading it as cho shan land so lmaoo

Hoshi 'i don't feel like having surfboard for dinner' guma

Lin really likes her cart noodles huh (nodding)

Hoshi and Lin both finished their urgent work at the same time 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

this is so good for character study idk like the way lin is like indirectly 'me too?' and never commits but doesn't exactly ghost 24/7 either also her being like -_-💢this or you starve idc HOSHIGUMA.....hungryguma so cute she dgaf Swire. 'the youths love coming here for dates' spoken like a real 25+yo AND CHEN... when youre that one guy in the gc whos overseas or in a diff timezone .......i doubt the timeline doesn't add up so nicely but i had a funny mental image of the 3 eating their noodles and then suddenly chen in her victorian outfit shows up behind them all covered in blood and dust from ch14

Right uh Chummer module:

shes in dossoles, some boy is asking her for help because his dad pulled his mom into some smuggling trade (and he used to be part of it too) chen is like dw i'll punish him and his gang if they deserve it and the boy asked if prison will reform his dad (chen: ...why do you ask) saying his dad used to be Normal but then became money hungry after they came to dossoles and promised him he would take them on a cruise to spot rainbows or something?? chen is like theres water everywhere here shouldnt you have seen enough rainbows. hes like it doesnt count it has to be on a ship and all... she thinks its valid as she remembers how much she wanted wei's approval back then and asks if he still thinks the same and hes like yeah but i cant do it alone... chen is silent for a moment and then helps the boy out, leaving a note before they split ways 'then you'll have to figure out a way to make him hear you out, to tell him you want him to be a better person. at least, he needs to understand your point of view' then it switches to 3rd person narrative lol it rained that day, and chen(女侠 ..!!) subdues a criminal gang, rescuing a woman. the surprising part is that the leader wanted to fight to the end before a child suddenly appeared before him. at some point the rain stops and a rainbow appears, making the gangleader hesitant and eventually drops his weapon after (his son) says something to him. witnesses remark on how chen did not seem happy by this outcome, only pensively staring towards the east

honestly my first reaction was 'omg chen nuxia interrobang' and then 'wuh..??' bc it was so vague compared to what was essentially chatfic or w/e the term is lmao not much on the brain atm except:

hen module: looks toward lungmen swire module: im back

the kinoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bluestarjay]

I love the genius deku hc like it's actually so funny bc imagine bakugo is like "stupid deku, you probably can't even get a B on this test you're so stupid 😆" and deku says "erm actually 🤓👆" and holds up a score higher than his,,

and like,, actually I think he was fs a discord kid in middle school, since he didn't have any irl friends he joined a server for quirkless kids, a server for hero fans (met kirishima there bc YK he was one too (online childhood friends kirideku ftw!!)), and one for lost media.

I've been watching a bunch of lost media stuff recently, and it's actually so interesting, and I think deku would love that kind of thing. I think he'd enjoy the lost media wiki and try to do as much research as possible on them. He'd probably especially love lost footage of villain attacks. Just imagine 13 year old deku on his computer talking to a bunch of like 30-40 year olds giving information on an all might battle from like 20 years ago to try and rediscover lost footage 💀💀💀 internet sleuth/stalker deku is actually so funny lmao

Imagine class 1a has a talent show, and when it's deku's turn, he picks a volunteer and goes, "ik it's not super cool like your impressions 😅😅 but I'm really good with computers! I managed to find your childhood home, middle school, birth certificate, grandparents' house, and 3 out of 5 of your spam accounts on Instagram :33" and everyone is just 😧😧😧 oh!!

LMAO, bakugo thought his quirk analysis journals were stalkerish? Nahhh that wasn't even the SURFACE. He def watches those 3 hour videos talking about the lost media icebergs or like the really long videos talking about singular theories or the fnaf lore or something. He's so autistic I love him, sm!!!

BONUS kirideku for the soul : Kirishima and Deku were friends on Discord in a hero server and did friendly debates on Crimson Riot vs. All Might. Kiri knew he was quirkless and didn't care because he liked him regardless. Kiri was really nice to him even though he didn't have a quirk, and deku developed a crush on him. They didn't know what the other looked like, simply that they were the same age and were both bullied at school, had similar interests, etc. When Kirishima told him he'd been accepted into UA, deku didn't tell him that he had as well, bc with all his sleuthing stuff, he ended up using a pseudonym online. Upon meeting kirishima irl, he was happy to know he was, in fact, real (and attractive). He thought kiri would be disappointed in how he looked, plus explaining his quirk thing would be hard, so he never said anything. But kirishima treated him just as kindly irl as he had online, so he confessed, but kiri said he was in love with someone else, a boy he'd met online years ago ("as cringey as it sounds") that he hoped to meet irl one day. So deku explained that he was the one that kiri had been talking to, and with the proof, they started dating :333

[thisisxli]

𝐌𝐇𝐀 𝟒𝐓𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘 - 𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐱 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫(𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐛/𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐛)

Rs: Various x GN!Reader(afab/amab)

Warnings: alcohol, beer, adult things

Tags: slightly rushed, everyone is having a good time, Reader is high drunk off their ass, Kirishima x Mina implied, kissing, fluff, spin the bottle, fireworks, 4th of July, happy stuff, Tokoyami is a drinker, Sero's breath stinks, fun, fun, and fun, no angst, aged-up characters(in their late 20s to early 30s)

Summary: Reader and her old classmates from UA catch up for good old times and celebrate the 4th of July, perhaps and preferably getting drunk in the process.

wc: 1.0k

a/n: I wrote this in like 10 mins?? So it's rushed, very sloppy. But I did try my best so I hope you enjoy it. And I know they all live in Japan, not America so they don't celebrate the 4th of July. Buttt, I'm doing this because I want to and because why not. I thought it was a really good idea yk? :) why not? Js pretend they're in America.?? 😅

The group laughs and cheer on a glass of champagne.

"Shit- shit- shit! Go, go," Denki laughs, nearly tripping on his feet when he starts to run, Sero trailing not too far behind him who lit up the upcoming firework. Midoriya and Iida exchange a few words before heading over to the rest of their old class.

"You guys havin' fun?" Midoriya suggests, smiling wider when you all agree with one another. Suddenly, bursts of laughter are heard from Denki and Mina, laughing at the image of Bakugou with a party hat that was forced onto his head. "Fuckin' bastards!" Small explosions spark from his palms, the other two collectively chittering to themselves. "More drinks, anyone?"

You turn to the sound of Uraraka's voice, floating bottles of beers heading over to the group. You all cheer, clinking tips before taking large sips. "Pretty, right?" You take a sip of your beer, smirking, "hell yeah. I don't know who bought these fireworks but we might just get arrested for it." Kirishima chuckles at that, clinking his bottle of beer with yours. "It was Denki and Todoroki who bought it," he states, nearly spitting out your beer. "What? Todoroki?- No, seriously?"

"I'm serious!" He laughs, gulping down his bottle. Mina suddenly appears, tugging at Kirishima's sleeve, "c'mon, let's light the red firework! And I'll see you later on tonight when the party ends, (Y/N)," Mina exclaims, winking at you before dragging off helpless Kirishima. You smile, turning to see Sero and Tokoyami. You snort, cocking a brow at the bird headed man, "didn't take you to be such a drinker, Toko." He grumbles, finishing whatever 4th bottle that night. Sero laughs, a little hazy. "I only drank two! This man is still low-key sobEr," he burps, making you physically recoil and burst out in a cackle. He follows along just as you get dragged into the group Midoriya and Bakugou was in.

You all watch in amazement as fireworks go off, red beautiful ones splattering across the sky and ones that looked like stars or flowers loomed over your faces.

"Let's play Spin The Bottle!" You surprisingly hear Iida suggest with a robotic voice. You share a look with Jirou, 'he is so obviously doing it for Momo,' you both think.

Fireworks nearly deafen your ears as others blow up in the distance, a bottle of beer set in the center of the circle of your old classmates formed in. "Les'gooo," Midoriya burps, "is that alcohol?" You exclaim, laughing when a fat glass bottle of red fireball appears in Hagakure's hands. Starting with Todoroki, of course, he spins the bottle and it lands on... Sero? You make a 'pfft' sound.

They take a shot of the fireball and hug each other like the men they are, Kirishima nodding his head in approval. Now it was Midoriya's turn... who landed on Uraraka. The girls chitter and blush when they see the two flustered and nervous. They shared a quick peck, nonetheless. Now it was Bakugou's, that landed between you and.. Kirishima. "Hey- no! It's-" you cut off with a laugh, "it's leaning towards you, see?!" "No, you!! I don't wanna share a kiss with a man, you go!"

"Alright, shut your trap! One of you just come over here, you damn idiots!" Bakugou raises his voice in annoyance, tapping his foot. He was sort of nervous. You sighed in defeat before crawling your way over to Bakugou, alcohol and beer intoxicating the air and your breaths. You hear a bunch of 'oooo's when you spread apart his connected knees. You lean in agonizingly slow as a joke, of course; you really didn't expect Bakugou to grab your head and roughly smash his lips against yours. Sure, it sort of turned you on but you had to be real, it's Bakugou for gods sake. No way.

You both disconnect with a loud smooch, falling on your butt as he glares down at you with a small smirk. "Shit, whatever," you mutter, crawling back to your place next to cheerful Kirishima.

It was now your turn to light up the fireworks... but you had a hard time trying to switch the lighter on. "Fuck (Y/N)!" Oijiro explains, Sato immediately running away when he thinks you've switched it on. "Fuuck- okay, somebody hand me a shot of fireball!" You shout to the group of adults, biting your tongue down in concentration as you try your best to emit flames from the mechanical object. Immediately, Koda comes carefully rushing to your side with a shot, immediately downing it and setting the glass shot in his hands. He immediately runs away just as you light it up.

"Go, go, go!" You rush Oijiro who's already dashing until you fall on your own two feet. You couldn't get up. Not when you were drunk and delirious, too far in the alcohol invested in your brain as you lay on the floor. "(Y/N)! You dumbass, MOVE!!" Mina jumps up and down as her anxiety spikes. Midoriya immediately rushes to you and carries you on his back, sighing in relief when the firework explode and emits into a beautiful scenery.

"Oops," you burp, earning a shaking head of disapproval from Midoriya. "Fuckin' dumbass," Denki laughs with Oijiro. You bark back at him, punching at the air and squirm on Midoriya's back.

"M-Midoriya," Iida calls out with a drink of alcohol in his hand, his arm wrapped around drunk Momo. "Why aren't you drinking anything? Aren't you h-having fffun?" He slurs, taking another sip from his plastic red cup. Midoriya chuckles, only just a tad bit tipsy. "Well somebody's gotta drive you people home, right?' Iida laughs, blushing into a deeper shade of red when Momo starts to kiss him on his pulse. "Yes! Of- of course! Now if you'll excuse me-" Iida drags Momo off to who knows where, earning an eye roll from Midoriya.

You roll your eyes back as your head polls to the side, resting your head on whoever's shoulder that was next to you. "I love you guys," you say, loud enough for your old classmates to hear.

"Aww! I love you too, (Y/N)!"

"That's sweet, we love you too!"

"I agree."

"Je t'aime!"

"We... love you too..!"

"Aww, shucks..."

You hear someone click their tongue beside you, leaning their head onto yours, "sure, idiot." Well. You hear more fireworks go off, bright colors illuminating your faces. You'll accept that for now. But now, you were just so happy. You were glad you were with the people you loved and cared about.

a/n: I was going to post this in the morning yesterday... But my phone got locked in a trunk of my car along with the keys... but I got it out! But um.. late post.. And back onto hiatus!

[bokunoheros]

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[yandere-paramour]

That vampire piece was really fucking good!!!!!

Also milf asteria being just as fit. I feel like she's the type to stay at the back of the room and stare down people whilst drinking wine. I feel like the whole piece gave off crimson peaks vibes very nice. Does atalanta call her self husband to protect themselves?

Me personally I'd rather be an immortal human (blood for ata benefits) can just imagine the darling chucking stuff at atalanta in their room probably also a few bible verses considering the time period whilst Jamie bakes something (best father in law) and atalanta tries to defend herself but makes it worse :) whilst asteria is being fit and serving cunt somewhere because at the end of the day atalanta darling will stay no matter what and will just have to deal with it at social events!!!!

Holding atalantas hand with the in-laws trying not to admit to being grateful to ata but progress is progress (VICTORIAN DRESSES COMING MY WAY)

But like what's atalantas opinion when humanity progresses yk more jobs for women, education, mini skirts and same sex marriage (100% darling would force atalanta for a redo considering Ata DIDNT EVEN SHOW UP!?!? Darling has the best piece of guilt trip.) Would ata be fine with her darling going into education and stuff?

Darlings dad is found dead in a ditch somewhere? His blood somewhere in the manor

Okay so in this universe, gay people do exist and are accepted fine enough (bc I say so), but there is still misogyny for the sake of the plot. Atalanta is respected/feared because of her reputation and achievements in inheriting the Montclair household, so she is considered basically as good as a man despite everyone knowing she is a girl and her openly being a woman with a wife. Because of this, it is okay for her to have a wife and for her to call herself a wife.

Also: Asteria and Jamie are only in their 50's at this point.

For my vampire lore, Montclairs are born vampires and age normally until they reach their early 30's, then it just stops and they look like young adults forever, so Asteria and Atalanta were both born vampires. Jamie and Asteria were married in their early 20's, but Asteria did not turn Jamie until he was in his early 30's so he could be the same age as her. So they are old but only look to be about 30 years old, and Atalanta is approaching the end of her youth and will be fully mature soon.

Atalanta is progressive in every timeline, but especially this one. As time continues, she grows from a young vampire to a mature one, but the nature of being a vampire is understanding that things will change while you stay the same. She, and now you, have endless time for vacations, education, and anything else they want to do in the future. Their job is to enjoy all the time they have.

And yes, Atalanta would apologize a million times for not coming to the wedding but she was attending to an unexpected emergency, she really was going to show up.

[kahlidosenotread]

“One bed “

“theres only 𝐨𝐧𝐞 bed ..“

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜:

𝐸𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑔𝑒（𝑖𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔）

you matt nick and chris planned to go on a trip , deciding your going to your favourite artist, now you have to admit you’ve had a crush on chris since you were kids－just to scared to tell him. Of course you've made up fake scenarios in your head, and stuff like that.

Youve even－ 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗣 “hurry up kid!“ you snap back to reality struggling to grab all your bags .before you take a step you look into the front seat of the old car they've had since kids sitting in your driveway, you scurry over to the trunk trying to put your duffle bags in the car “pmf!” You feel a tap on your shoulder which startles you, it’s Chris “oh my fuck you scared me to death.” “Why did you bring so many bags?..” you reach over to put another bag in but Chris takes it from you “I got y’ma. Calm down” “thanks, and a girl can never over pack .” You settle your hands on your hips looking at him with that cocky smug you have , he laughs.

the drive was .. ok, it was quiet. Not the awkward kind but more of the calming type of quiet. “ finally we are hereee” Nick says hopping out of the car stretching his arms , Matt following. You try and hop out too but Chris put that stupid child lock on . He comes to your door and opens it for you , “I’m not a child yk?” Chris laughs shutting the door behind you. When you were ten he always used to try and run to open your door before you could . You knew his mom raised him right , you finally got to the hotel hallways, you guys booked two rooms, one for you and nick and one for matt and chris, you wouldnt know what to do if you shared a room with chris－ “yn go to that room with 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬“ “i thought we were staying together?“ “yea but me and matt are early birds and dont wanna bug you lmao“ “oh alr .“

𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒗 does yn not wanna share a room? Did i do something? , i feel nervous though, ive liked her since we were kids . I mean i hope she likes me too. Ive never told her, i dont think she likes me back－ “you coming?“ “yep“ i follow her to the room .

𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒐𝒗

I open the door ,walk in , theres only 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥． “fuck..“ i mutter “hm? Whats wrong－oh .“ “it was probably a mistake ill call the front office.“ does he not want to sleep in the same bed as me?－well i guess not . But its not like we havent had sleepovers, chris anxouisly tapping his feet , phone ringing but no awsner. You flop onto the bed next to him “i need a good nap. “ the phone picks up and you shoot up sitting and listening . “mhm, so this is the room we paid for?.... And we cant get another room?“ “nono its fine i tottaly understand.“ he hangs up “you can have a nap, ill take the couch“ he walks over and you call him “cmon chris its not like we havent ever had a sleepover?“ －“no no, its fine-“ you sigh dramatically “i guess you dont wanna cuddle-“ by the time your sentence ends chris is already beside you pulling you closer to him, yoy chuckle and close your eyes, falling asleep quickly－－

20 minutes later

𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒗

she looks so peaceful sleeping. I wish we could stay like this forever. I’m glad we weren’t able to switch rooms－“mm!“ a muffeld sound came from yns mouth . “awh shes probably having a nightmare.“i pull her closer and then another muffle comes out of her mouth “chris..“ shes having a dream about me in her nightmare? “shhh baby im right here .“ this time she said your name with a moan rolling on top of you.

Oh.

Shes having a 𝘸𝘦𝘵 dream about me. “it’s ok im right here.“ what am i supposed to do? Wake her up and say i heard her 𝘮𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 my name in her sleep?－“mm..“ her legs on either side of me, i feel a jerk of her hips “chris..“ shit. What am I supposed to do? My best friend is laying on top of me having a wet dream. I slowly start moving her hips and it’s like she just falls into me “mm Chris!..”

Yn pov

it’s around 8:30 and you and Chris go down for breakfast. He’s basically carrying you because he wants breakfast and he knows you want some . Your just too tired to get it , “hey can I get two Hashbrowns, bacon and 2 omelettes? Thanks.” , “damn fatass you gon eat all dat?” “No I got some for you stupid” he says sitting you on the chair wrapped in a blanket . The waiter comes with the food and two plates with the food evenly shared , “thanks Chrissy －𝑝𝑚𝑓“ you say with the bacon shoved in your mouth . He seems .. 𝘖𝘧𝘧 almost as if he couldnt sleep last night . “chris,?“ “mhm?“ “i think we should go take a 𝗇𝖺𝗉 after this .“ you smirk .

OKAY I DIDINT KNOW HOW TO END IT LITTERALY IT TOOK 2 DAYS THEN I FORGOT ABOUT IT ANS HAD TO FINISH IT

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!Warning!:Content might involve vulgar language/swearing,slight dark humour,romance,inappropriate jokes/adult humour,self harm,depression and mental issues illnesses. thank you and stay safe,I wouldn't ever want any on my followers uncomfortable around here so mind the warning(appreciated: if you have an illness and I show it in the wrong way in some of the content please tell me!)

Hello welcome this is short information for now what is happening around in the au and how it looks like and the sexualities,heights,age of each characters+ships and friendships,feel free to ask for the further information,yes here will be more stuff when I will get time to write all...for now answering questions will be easier to me so go ahead! Feel free to ask anything you want or need to know!!-little reminder here,this account is made by only one person so the updates might be more rare cuz I don't have so much time on daily..I still will try do as much as I can

⬇️to read(it took too much place of swiping)

Ships:

Infectedparty-infected x poob

Partybeetle-pest x poob

Wallmark-wallter x mark

Spive-split x bive

Friendships:

Birthday duo-poob and fleshy

Weird trio-pest,inf and poob

Family-lampert,wallter and mark

Scapro duo-prototype and scag

Apartament time-infected and unpleasant

Ball duo-poob and gregoriah

Light wall-lampert and wallter

Wooden light-lampert and mark

Scenelight-lampert and inf

Wood bros-mark and jim

Fun trio- split,poob and inf AND A LOT MORE!

If anyone have ocs ship also welcome then it will change.

Sexualities+genders,heights and age(reminder some are canon and some not):

🎁Poob-asexual,pansexual(non-binary)|5'6 with hat 5'10+at his early 20's| {Polish}

🪲Pest-gay and demisexual(intersex uses he/him,it)|6 feet +at his mid 20's| {Japanese}

💡Lampert-asexual and omnisexual(male)|5'8+19| {Swedish}

🪵Mark-gay(male)|5'9(6'1 with robotic legs instead stand)+at his mid 40's| {Texan}

🪻Jimmy/Jim-bisexual(male)|5'9+at his early 40's| {texan and From Finland}

🧱Wallter-bisexual(genderfluid)|10 feet+at his mid 40's| {British(england) and Greek}

🍌Split-lesbian(female)|5'8 all fours, 7feet normally+early 30's| {Spanish}

☎️Bive-lesbian and asexual(female)|5'9+early 30's| {Austrian}

🟢Gregoriah-gay(trans man,ftm)|5'7+early 20's| {Australian}

💉Drretro-pansexual+demiromantic(female)|normal form 5'7 other form 6 feet+at her early 50's| {Brazilian}

🎂Fleshcousin-unknown+aroace(no identify gender but goes by he/it mostly)|5'8+no age(adult tho)|{no country-depends who he copies}

🛸Gnarpy-straight+aroace(male)|5'7+18| {Gnarpian(planet Gars)}

👾Infected-bisexual(male)|5'9+at his early 20's| {American,New Yorker}

🤖Prototype-pansexual(male)|6'1 feet+no age|{no country}

🐱Jermbo-straight(male)|5'8+21| {meow meow}

🪨Mr-straight+asexual(rock. He/it/little sh#t)|rock form 3 feet,other form 6'3feet+at his mid 40's|{French}

🐛pilby-pansexual(non-binary)|4'2+at their late 50's|(I want to keep that they are old. I like the old fashioned thingy with pilby){Dane(Denmark)}

🔴Reddy-straight(male)|7'6+no age| {no country}

🪣Spud-demiromantic+bisexual(male)|5'10 at his late 30's|{Norwegian}

🦠Unpleasant-straight(male)|5'10+at his mid 30's|{American, Alaskan}

☂️Mach-lesbian(female)|6'10 no hat,with hat 9'5(canon)+at her late 30's|{Canadian}

Folly-aroace(female)|9'5+at her late 40's|{Russian}

Melanie-omnisexual(demigirl)|6feet/with ears 6'3+at her early 30's|{icelandic}

Mozelle-pansexual(princess..female)|4'5 feet+unknown age/doesn't age|{Irish+hellish(yk..)}

(bonus cuz why not)

🍦Crem-pansexual(demiboy)|5'11+at his late 20's|{Italian}

🙂Enphoso-aromantic+bisexual(trans man,ftm)|6'5+at his early 40's|{German}

📌Emerson-omnisexual+asexual(male)|5'10+at his early 30's|{Kiwi(New Zealand}

👑Jeremy-bisexual(male)|normal form 12 feet,other form 7'3+at his mid 30's|{British}

🏕️Sarah-straight(female)|5'9+at her late 30's|{Australian}

🧽Swibbledib-pansexual(gender fluid)|5'10+at his mid 20's|{Portuguese}

📼Scag-bisexual(trans woman,mtf)|5'5+at her early 50's|{no country}

💻Williamplayz57/william-straight(male)|normal form 3'2,other form 6 feet+no age|{American, Floridian}

🦉Sab-straight(male)|5'11 feet+at his early 40's|{Greek}

🕳️Scary mike/mike-questionable(intersex,any pronouns)|6'2+no age|{Nepali}

🪓Glevil-asexual+bisexual(male)|5'10+at his late 40's|{American,New Mexico}

clover-gay(demiboy)|6'3 feet normal form,other form 7 feet+at his late 30's|{Scottish}

Döug-straight(intersex/any)|14 feet normal form,5 feet other form+at it's mid 50's|{German}

OCS.

Tag-no comfirmed Sexuality|5'3 feet+no age information and country|

zAyee-Lesbian|10'5 feet+no age or country information| !both belong to @b4nd4g3-d0ct0r !

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW...IT TOOK ME ALMOST 2 HOURS. THANKS FOR READIN(still editing)

THANKS FOR SUPPORT

!!SOON COMING MORE STUFF(WILL COME/SHOW UP IN LATER STUFF OR WILL BE WRITTEN HERE)!!⬇️

1.Okay for sure here will be a lot of happy wallmark posts,so if here any wallmark happiness needers,enjoy!they are switches and wallter is the malewife...wallter really likes cooking and taking care of others

Mark tries to be as helpful as he can but mark is a clumsy type of guy but very nice,tho sometimes stubborn so is wallter!enjoy-they did have a divorce before but they decided to give it another try and then remarried so yeah,they are a happy married gay couple!!!.

2.Yes the au have a story,kind of a lore and all but I just want to say that in this au most of things are happy(maybe.) and here are not a lot problems(no promises)...except with Mr and unpleasant still is unpleasant,I will write the story one day eventually when I will get time-each cast member of wter have their own backstories and secrets.

3.|pest doesn't really like infected In fact,poob is dating infected and pest but pest and infected are not dating cuz they quite hate each other but after all everything is fine in their relationships,they all agreed on this and are fine with it|,|spive,it just split x bive,bive is still very paranoid but with split she calms down a bit and split tries to help her out with stuff and they love each other very much|,|wallmark,as I said they had a divorce but they remarried,for Lampert and themselves and now they are happy with each other,they still prefer their building materials but they realized it's not such a big of a deal so they ignore what they prefer here|

4. Mark and Jim are siblings,glevil is their cousin|Mark and Jim are very close to each other and would die for one another,Jim really helped mark after divorce and with the remarry plan which worked out|

5.Ocs are still welcomed!Just tell me information about them and if I have rights to add them to the au,I will let on your own answer questions for your oc since I don't want to be rude here and say something incorrect

6.some npcs Live together and here I will give some

Wallter+Mark+jimmy

Poob+pest

Infected+unpleasant+Lampert(tho lampert spends most of his time in rokea)

split+bive

Mach+pilby

Mike+glevil

Mr+enphoso

Crem+Emerson+gregoriah

Jeremy+clover+döug

7.not everything is here from canon and it's more fanon...I try to keep each npcs personalities but also a bit changes,I made this au to a bit make it up to me but I also made this like that to keep important details and not change too much!

8(out of info) you can use my designs for anything you want,ship art and etc but I would be grateful if you tag me when u do

9.yes,wallter and folly are rather close to each other and sometimes consider each other literally bff's,folly isn't as negative and life-threatening to wallter compared to others,wallter is half oblivious to that folly have threaten a lot people and even hurted them...but wallter still helps folly to control herself anyhow.

[irrevocablecondition]

Benjy + 20?

(I know nothing about Benjy other than sometimes he shows up in a Jegulus fic as the side piece)

ask game

FREE YAP!

so the fun thing about benjy? we know Nothing ! we know that they found Bits of Him. and that's it. so i present to you: literally my OC because i do not wish to find a core fanon interpretation, i have invented My benjy fenwick.

i threw this board together in 30 seconds for you so don't judge him too harshly, i'll fix him! let's start with appearance ! okay so the photo of the person here, imagine more rugged okay !! im talking This vibe, but with hair he cut himself in the kitchen sink and with a five-day old beard 😄↕️ i'm talking a half up half down man bun and in his denim patch jacket 😄↕️ i'm talking a bear. mhm yah so not at all what i've collected for you with image one !!! but i liked the hair, the hair is the focus here.

now benjy to me, very free-flowing kinda guy. i LOVE him and peter because my benjy is so like 🤷‍♂️ and what? what can you actually do about it? 🤷‍♂️ so why not 🤷‍♂️ have fun 🤷‍♂️

in my mind,,, has that authoritative mindset and can come together seriously when necessary, the kind of person people listen to and trust immediately (it's the hair) BUT also the kind of guy to give his entire synopsis of a meeting and then go "right well! that's enough of that, who wants beer!" he's someone so trustworthy and sensible but he can light up a room just with half a smile and he never fails to make people laugh with witty comebacks that he says in such a deadpan way.

in the next chapter of maybe time, benjy features very briefly with they/them pronouns and in one moment they're having a heart to heart with teddy about being non-binary, and in the very next breath they're asking sirius if his frontal love is developed because Why Is He Running On The Deck. that's my benjy.

benjy holds out his fingers for moths to land on and tells you all the obscure facts about them and he doesn't even know where they come from ! benjy sucks at cooking but he can make really fab sandwiches -> i'm talking "hello scrollers and welcome back to sensational sandwiches" type sandos? yk what i mean? that guy? yeahhhh that's benjy's specialty.

literally what am i yapping about 😭 you probably want some like deep insight and im like mmmmm he make sandwich <3 but yk. it's what fits.

my benjy is so !!!!

if i had to make a pie chart,,, it'd be 35% kingsley, 25% remus, 15% sirius, 10% marlene, 15% dorcas,

does that help. that's my benjy.

and also my benjy loves peter frfr and they kiss and stuff and he is not the evil ex-boyfriend for pete nuh uh he is lovely to pete and finds cool rocks in the park and then they paint them together and nothing bad every happens to them ever this is a muggle au no traitor no blasting spell au 😄↕️ they eat sandwiches and grow plants (benjy always manages to kill them) and they paint rocks and peter smiles sappily as benjy and remus go on long; never-ending academic rambles that get more and more heated as they go on but nobody quite knows how to get them to stop arguing over hypothetical alternative history

[nereidprinc3ss]

This is the anon that asked about age- I agree with you to the T. I was just thinking about it because of Matthew’s dating history (Ali Michael who was 10 years younger and kat dennings who was 7 years younger) but that was when he was thirty so dating someone who’s 20-21 at that age is much different from now at the age of 44 and obviously it’s legal but even as a fan who loves him I’d feel uncomfortable

yes he definitely has a tendency to date younger. and honestly whatever, it’s none of my business! people are always asking me opinions about mgg gossip and stuff and the thing is it’s just so not my business and I don’t really see the point in talking about it when we don’t and never will know these people or the full story at all. i think in general 20 and 30 is a bit questionable but again he didn’t seek her out for her age, they met at a party or something, and then they dated for like three years so to me it seems like they probably had at least a fairly healthy relationship.

and whoever he is or isn’t dating now is still none of my business! i don’t know what he does and im not supposed to because it’s not my life yk? so i just don’t worry about it too much lol

and also would i be his next controversially young girlfriend? absolutely i would in a heart beat i literally don’t care that he’s like 24 years older than me that’s not a man you reject

[ber--32]

Headcannoning dates for when the pmmm series episodes took place

some info:

this is assuming the year is 2011

this wont include the pre-intro scenes except if the date in that scene is the same as the episode

i will add timestamps if there are multiple dates in 1 episode

basically episode 3, 4, and 5 are back-to-back

episode 6, 7, 8, and 9 are back-to-back too

this is gonna have spoilers

Episode 1: 25 march, 28 march

25 march [04:27-14:38]

(based on Homura’s calendar in the hospital, which says that's when she transfers to school)

28 march [14:39-23:54]

(I know its meant to be implied that episode 1 is 1 day but i have an explanation i prommy)

Episode 2: 28 march, 29 march

28 march during the flashbacks of Mami explaining stuff at her house

29 march during everything else

[no timestamps because it switches from flashback to current time and it just.]

(28&29 because since 25march is on a friday and hitomi says words like yesterday to refer to when she left early in episode 1)

Episode 3: April 5, April 6

April 5 [0:00-9:57]

(since it is kinda implied that atleast a few days have passed since episode 2. And by implied i mean i have a hunch just trust me bro + they wear school uniform the next day)

April 6 [9:58-22:25]

Episode 4: April 7

(its implied that its a day after Mami died. again, by implied I mean I have a hunch. Just trust me)

Episode 5: April 8

(since hitomi says she stayed up all night the night before dealing with the events of episode 4)

Episode 6: April 15, April 18

April 15 [3:54-14:54]

(since Homura says “2 weeks from now walpurgisnacht will descend upon this city” when she meets up with Kyoko and thats pretty close to two weeks from april 30)

April 18 [14:55-22:25]

Episode 7: April 19, April 20

April 19 [4:07-14:40]

(its implied that its a day after ep 6, and i think yk this is basically just a hunch)

April 20 [14:41-22:25]

(because Hitomi says “where were you yesterday?)

Episode 8: April 20, April 21

April 20 when [2:56-7:59]

April 21 when [8:00-22:25]

Episode 9: April 21, April 22

April 21 when [3:27-11:42]

April 22 when [11:43-23:54]

Episode 10: ????, March 28

these are just straight up other timelines. I dont wanna figure allat out. [0:00-21:27]

March 28 (current timeline) when [21:28-22:25]

Episode 11: April 29, April 30

April 29 [3:32-14:27]

April 30 when they have to evacuate [14:28-23:54]

(because walpurgisnacht is like. A real thing and has a real date + the only explanation i have for madoka is wearing school uniform on a saturday because she was too upset to bother changing and they had to evacuate early in the morning. Im talking like 3am. Ignore how walpugis nacht means walpurgis NIGHT plz)

Episode 12: April 30, and then just date whatever once madoka just straight up becomes a concept