#and then i read the stupidest thing

[supernowa-art]

she's so sick of him<3

[waterfallofspace]

Feeling sad and lonely? Like you don't have a purpose in life, and no one cares about you?

No more! Starting today, instead of sitting around feeling sad, try Thinking About Your Favourite Fictional Characters Sneezing!

Not sure what to do with your life? Your blorbo stifling an allergy fit!

Lonely and craving human connection? Your lil guy getting induced by a kink!partner!

The days and nights seem to move by in an ever-flowing passage of time that you're just swept along in? They have a sneezy cold and need to be taken care of!

Instead of Sad, try Sneeze instead!

[Available wherever your brain will be merciful and let you dissociate, results may vary, use with caution, side effects may include: h*rny thoughts, snz headcanons, craving more canon snz, and the eventual & inevitable loneliness returning as you realize they are still fictional]

[sugarskies]

i never posted this fic bcs i thought it came out weird but i feel the need to tell someone about this exchange i think about constantly

bob's pov:

[lizzybeeee]

Hawke - "How are you feeling?"

Fenris - "Moody."

Hawke - "How long have you been moody?"

Fenris - "A while."

[stealingpotatoes]

Happy Birthday!!

How did you get into Star Wars?

my mum sat me and my brother down age 6 and put the box set of the originals on and my life has never been the same

[lucabyte]

the fun part about deltarune being deltasoon for me is its gonna overlap perfectly with me travelling a hundred miles or so for a Thing so im gonna be playing it hunched over a laptop that loads tumblr like this

with no images larger than 100 pixels allowed to exist. like a beautiful buffer for if i forget i absolutely can NOT be on this website until im 100% done with both chapters. good BYE

[birdbath09]

me when im feeling like marty mcfly with a little propeller hat and a comically large lollipop

[stabbyfoxandrew]

okay apparently you have to have your birth certificate, your social security card, and proof of address to get a driving permit. good.

[markantonys]

the main difference between WOT and ROP fandoms is that if you tell WOT fans you're a show-only and don't know anything about the source material, they will go to extreme lengths to protect you from even the most inconsequential of spoilers such as a joke mat told on page 157 of book 1 which will never be relevant to the show in any capacity, whereas if you tell ROP fans you're a show-only and don't know anything about the source material, they will take the opportunity to give you a full-spoiler education on the history of middle earth whether you asked for it or not.

[cheez-the-clown]

just spent a LOT of time arguing with a random girl online and i think we're becoming friends now??

we both said a lot of things and feelings were hurt, she showed no sign of backing down and i thought it was kinda cool how she stood her ground so i told her as much and i realized there was no point to this ceaseless arguing

so i apologized and then she did and now we're laughing and talking

i'm actually so dumb dude 🤦‍♀️

[dickgreyson]

does dan watters want someone w medical knowledge to beta

[jewishcissiekj]

i'm gonna stop complaining about claremont for a bit and start complaining about bendis

[threepoint14art]

FHS Shipping Week day 7: Secret relationship

I don't have much to say about this one!!! But im taking my designated under the cut space to say that this event was AWESOME!

It was tons of fun and i LOVE seeing everyone showcase the ships they love in various contexts, it was really cool and I'm really happy to have been able to participate :D!!! kuddos to everyone involved for making awesome pieces!

[tacodemuerte]

might be a controversial take .. but i think it's really fascinating how libs will literally cry and throw up about how YOU have no choice but to vote blue, even if they're sending weapons to kill babies overseas..because "we" cannot survive a trump presidency.

it's life or death for us but not for the people that have to dodge literal bombs everyday. they say that ' trump will be worse' when it comes to genocide, but what they really mean is "what if it happens to US?". which as we learned from the last time we had him as president... that did not happen.

you can argue "but project 2025!!", but we can argue "but what about cop city?". or the anti LGBT bills were already introduced under Biden? you can argue that trump will enact fascism in the US and i will say have you listened to any news that isnt msnbc or CNN. like have you been listening to the college students getting their heads bashed in by cops for protesting genocide or tweets by the people who's generations are being wiped out in real time...

the truth is that "we" have survived 4 years of trump, just as we have survived 4 years of biden. we can afford the risk of choosing third or not giving votes to either party, to try SOMETHING different ..ANYTHING . it's the fuckin least we could do.

[usermuller]

when verstappen’s fans shake their head it sounds like a marble in an empty jar

[ivorybacchus]

The Mummy Returns Novelization - Chapter 1, Part I

all right. past the prologue now. chapter 1: temple of doom

so our antagonist imhotep is confirmed to be the ARCHITECT imhotep...I THINK????

which can't be possible because the real Imhotep lived during the time of Djoser , a Pharaoh from the 3rd Dynasty (reigning from the 2660s or 2680s-2640s (my general understanding of the various different dates given by scholars)), while the fictional Imhotep from the story was alive during the time of Seti I, who was a Pharaoh of the 19th Dynasty (whose reign was 1290s-1279 irl)

27th Century BC and 13th Century BC, respectively, for these two Pharaohs.

i'm only on part 1, chapter 1 and i'm already annoyed.