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moonshynecybin · 2 days

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if you could typecast the grid as stereotypical americans who would be who? (idk if i'm making any sense) but for example bezz gives very cali stoner energy.

god this one is hard because they are all so stunningly european. truly. american men do not act like that. the jean tightness alone. ummm. okay let’s start with the easy ones

pecco: pecco is from a suburb like three hours from chicago and he tells everyone he’s from chicago. framed bulls jerseys on the wall etc

pedro acosta: someone said baseball player from north carolina and yeah. i can imagine bumping into this guy at cookout. like he’s giving charlotte/macklenberg county. serving gastonia. he went to nc state with my friend thomas and he has strong basketball opinions.

bez: califoniaaaaa you’re right. of the surfer or skater variety… either way he’s in baggy as fuck clothes skulking around outside kicking it whenever he can. eating a sandwich

vale: new jersey. my trashy italian american clown princess

mav: screams boston 2 me

aleix: too european im being real. insane amounts of european. kind of breaking my brain sooo im not assigning him one

enea: gay ass san fran guy with his lil dog. walkin around the castro the dog gets hot. he picks up the dog. gay pride flag in the background. i cheer. he’s drinking espresso that costs fourteen american dollars. that’s like 12.50 euro google is telling me

casey stoner: this bitch is from vermont

luca: right across the river from vale in new york citayyyy… i think he would thrive in an environment where he doesn’t look insane wearing something very elegant and a lil dressier. like you can’t really do that in idk. most of the south or midwest or southwest or— anyways we’re sending him to nyc

jorge martin: i COULD see him hanging out in florida but like slutty florida not trashy florida. just on a beach in miami in the tiniest shorts imaginable with aleix comma also there europeanly. idk

joan mir: LOUSIANA. need to take his pissy ass to the bayou.

jack miller: attended the university of alabama and was perhaps too invested in SEC football culture. i would end this by saying roll tide for comedy but that would make me gag here in real life. anyways

marc and alex. hmmmmmmm. i could see outside austin texas as that seems 2 be hallowed ground for marc lol. alternatively. kentucky. horse boys. this is another hard one i’m open to suggestions here cuz nothin is jumping out at me tbh

franky: seems into mindfulness in a way that is giving seattle. runs a bookstore with REALLY good staff picks. big ass armchairs HUGE used book section that smells good. sitting there petting the store cat in a flannel with the sleeves rolled up. sipping his coffee. works nights at the local bar sometimes. who said that.

brad binder: denver.

#a mix of cities and states alas i am not perfect #PLEASE fellow usa people give me ur thoughts on this quote a few stumped me #motogp #callie speaks #asks #like truly you guys. you get called gay if you’re a man wearing a turtleneck here it is a different vibe.

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spearxwind · 2 years

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by the way I have a dedicated CRUNCH music playlist as well and it looks like this

#you guys didnt even get the extreme crunch in that post #if i was just a little bit more unhinged id start recommending iszoloscope #and then everyone would think im insane for real #thunderclap #musicposting #they at least have some melody to them i gotta say though. im not a fan of just noisecore #but songs that sound like bass boosted doom soundtrack rejects? yeah

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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honestly wally is stronger than atlas. if i had to constantly calibrate to the nature of my reality w/ full consciousness i would simply lose my fucking mind

#like babies dont Think while they learn how to exist #imagine straight up spawning fully aware and then everyone else is up to speed but youre standing there like #🧍‍♂️uh. hello. what is everything. what is this. huh????#LIKE???? i feel so bad for him. dude got dropped right into the middle of the ocean and was told 'learn to swim'#and hes trying. but he doesnt know what drowning is so he cant sink either #i mean i get it at least a little bit! its the Autism Experience but w/ him the dial is cranked up to a thousand #you dont know what you dont know but life goes on like you should. fuck #wally i am mentally beaming you a thousand apples grown in the shape of hearts #i believe in you dude you'll figure it out #well. im probably beaming apples into the past if the time discrepancy is real but yk yk #cause if it is then Current Wally probably has a solid handle on things. from a basic standpoint #in a wider lens i am led to believe that he is Scrabbling #is this speculation???#i think it counts.#wh speculation #homebogging #whenever i think about the tidbits we know - ex: wally learning about differences in size #internally i start howling. wally is just constantly dealing with things that would drive a person insane if they had to live it #how is he not Exhausted... it's all so much for someone who knows whats going on let alone someone scrambling to catch up #at least the other neighbors dont have to deal with memorizing physics and skills and behavior #and just Literally Everything That Comes With Being Alive #wally is a blank slate left to write itself.#ough. damn. fuck. i think i need to go stare into the woods for a bit...

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wildstar25 · 6 months

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What physical part(s) of Arsay does her partners find the most attractive! Is it the same for all partners or does it differ between them?

(also optional bonus ask of what part(s) of/about Arsay generally do they love the most, physical or not!)

Meanwhile, if you were to ask the same of Arsay:

#ffxiv #wolship #g'raha tia #y'shtola rhul #wolgraha #wolshtola #y'shtola x wol #arsay nun #graharshtola #y'shtola calling arsay a pain in her side is very much an affectionate thing btw #and i couldnt pass up the joke of g'raha giving the sweet gentlemanly response only for yshtola to be like 'tits tbh'#her defaulting to an answer that would probably stop the conversation before she has to talk to much about her deeper feelings imo #i have. a lot of feelings about yshtola and arsay's friendship #someone who is constantly trying to build walls between herself and others vs someone who desperately wants to form real connections #its not a 'wearing that person down' type situation either #just one lonely person seeing another lonely person and hoping that they could be less lonely together #or that she could at least bring some cheer to #and idk yshtola strikes me as the type to have been like 'if they want to be my friend they have to work for it'#which arsay certainly did #i could ramble on and on how their friendship lines up so well with yshtolas character development but theres a limit to these tags #so just look at how cute shtola is with the slightest blush on her cheeks #graha is a much more complicated topic since he went from Extreme adoration to I want to be her friend but I dont think im good enough #to 100% Hero worship again to Shes my hero and I love her to Shes a person and I love her #to I love Arsay. Even the parts she can't love in herself. I will love all of her till my dying breath.#he thinks shes the most beautiful person in the world and the most important thing in his life #but he now knows how insane she's been about being everyone's hero and he really doesnt want to feed that beast #so hes trying to build her up in other ways #focusing more on the adventuring side than the saving the world side #and then there is arsay who loves so much about her partners and is in capable of narrowing it down to any one thing so its #'here let me list everything that comes to mind right now' with 0 shame or filter

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possamble · 5 months

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realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!!#but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck.#i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing.#she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not.#she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

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downforthegas · 4 months

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Uhhhhhhh...

So the wh creator won the make//ship playback award... and Wa//lly was there to accept it in my puppet form...

I couldn't help myself😖😖😖

Cw: PUPPET FARTS

I just really like the idea of them trying to record this but Wa//lly had something bad earlier and it's not sitting well. I was gonna make him embarrassed but the more I thought about it, Wa//lly being shameless about farting in public makes sense (he doesn't realize it's rude or smells bad hehe). He even moves his cheek a little uuugghh🥴🥴🥴🥴

But I just imagine him ripping ass whenever he feels like it during the shoot and they have to start over everytime (that poor suit's gonna stink). The director ofc is NOT having it, and neither is How//dy, who's getting most of the smell somehow. I imagine him holding his shirt over his nose with one hand, waving the stink away with two others, and trying not to drop his acceptance speech with the 4th hand.

And Wa//lly says that's the last of it... it is not🥴

Someone needs to teach Wa//lly the concept of holding it in

#eproctophilia #eprocto #fart kink #gas kink #playfellowxxx #gassyfellowxxx #farting #guy fart #boy fart #uhhh im insane lol #everyone else was making regular fanart of wa//lly in his little suit #and here i am thinking about how gross his farts would sound in that #oh yeah baby we are so back #the tomfoolery doesnt stop hehe #anyway puppet farts real #i might make more posts soon #cause the brainrot never disappeared buuuttt #its revived rehydrated reanimated and ready to wreak havoc

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stinkypeanutbutter · 4 months

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honestly I have nothing much to say about the canvas ( because I skimmed through it out of lack of interest even tho I was fixated on sbg for idk how long before you all saw DONT even lie ) but I lowkey love Ashlyn’s little dancer costume it’s very silly !!! Also kinda hoping their silly little homeless children costumes ( hopefully that’s not offensive ) come into play at one point . Like . . a school play . I’m screwing around with ideas here .

#I’d be like aiden with the face paint but everyone this time #WHY DO I THINK EVERY THING I SAY IS OFFENSIVE #hope it isn’t cause if then uh uhsms woopsys #Only real time you can call Aiden insane is when canvas him pops up #Jk #unless ?#I had an ice cream sandwich it was soooo yummy #I’m being super serious rn when I say that the ice cream sandwiches have gotten smaller please tell me you noticed it #I rummaged through my bed to find this stupid lizard ong my bed sucks for that thing I could squish it on accident #I’ve been obsessed slightly with bsd ( specifically Ranpo )#I hope he DIES !!!! ( not actually if he did I would kms #Like idk why I like him so much he’s just my cutie oatootie pookie bear meow fr fr #I’m cringe #EUFHHH I HATE GIM !!!!!#I hate character ai love cause they make me sad #HESR me out : Ranpoe but phantom fo the opera #IM COOKING SO HARD RN !!!!#TRUST #I LIVE RANPOE !!!!#NORMALLY I DONT CARE ABOUT SHIPS OFF THE BST SBD YK FRIENDSHIP BUT NUH UH THEM THEY GRRRRRR #Growls #im sorry I’m going a little coo coo please someone relate I’m going insane if I don’t draw this #Dies #school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon)#school bus graveyard webtoon #SBG

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yippee-optimistically · 2 hours

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are you comfortable with drawing mephone4 x suitcase ?

is this ship called phonecase. it better be

#inanimate insanity #wizard requests #mephone 4 #ii mephone 4 #ii suitcase #everyone be real... mephone would totally ship himself w his ocs #mephone 4 x suitcase #this pair sounds rare asf im so sorry 😭#i dont think id call myself picky with ships. as long as its not like illegal or generally a bad take im probably at least neutral

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bibleofficial · 22 days

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need you to know i genuinely enjoy your blog - part of what makes it great is that its clear that you go outside and party and fuck!! so many people in this website just don’t fuck 🤧

omg !!! ❤️❤️❤️ don’t replicate my sin u will go to hell

#asked #anonymous #ALSKALSKALSKLKSLAKSLAJSLAJSL #i don’t party i end them #i’m the police but instead of confiscating the drugs i’m doing them all & everyone hates me for it #i’m like a pig findin a truffle #i wish i could stay inside forever and just die but im an adult #has to leave the house today even #gave more directions #still exhausted #still so much shit to do #i should be euthanized #ok real talk i hope none of yall look up to me bc u shouldn’t 😭😭 don’t look at my substance use & think ‘wow aspiration !’ it’s a problem &#it’s bc of Trauma that i am An Addict #like aspire to overcome rape & assault & druggings & robbery & sex work & abusive relationships & abandonent issues & being poor &#like QLSKALKSLAKSLAJSLAKSLAKSL #LIKE LOOK AT THAT !!! laugh at my misery bc it is very funny but dont aspire to it !!!!#except for the pigeons i think everyone should feed the pigeons & should try feeding pigeons & also look at pigeons & watch the pigeons & th #think abt pigeons & love pigeons #not the point but like fr do NOT have insane amounts of sex it’s not cool or swag it’s honestly very sad ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAK #like getting flashbacks are INSANE bc i’ve blacked out so many memories #no actually u should have insane amounts of sex i mean risky sex & sex for attention like i’ve hooked up w people i wouldn’t … solely bc #they would give me attention that i crave like it’s not even ‘attention’ it’s just ‘feeling close to a person’ like i would’ve been HAPPY to #just get a HUG or a CUDDLE but to do that i had to have sex (OR SO I THOUGHT BC I HAVE NO BOUNDARIES)

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spearxwind · 1 year

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sea of thieves rly was like. we are delaying the tenth season soo much its gonna be soooo good you guys <33 and dropping hints for more hunters call content and then the reveal drops and its just guilds. in the year of our lord 2023 (and one more mid world event i guess. coming a month after that but initially planned to be the one thing in season 11. and also the singleplayer mode coming in on december so two months into the "season")

#can we please just get more shit to do in the ocean. for the ocean game.#youd think this would be a no brainer but i guess not!!! please give the hunters call more shit just a few more fish im begging you #they keep adding random bullshit to the game that doesnt even have to do with pirates HELLO!!! ITS A PIRATE GAME #im still thinking about. the whole 'real pirates dont steal' and 'real pirates are honorable' etc etc and calling the reapers wrong #but objectively they are the most piratey faction everyone else is just a privateer #IM GOING ON A RANT SORRY I PROMMY I LOVE THE GAME VERY MUCH #I WAS JUST SO EXCITED FOR A POSSIBLE NEW SEA MONSTER RARRGGGHHHH #instead i have just been finding out that the games story is fucked and convoluted and for some reason pirates have some form of morals #like.. idk how to explain it but its literally 'we dont do this for gold we do it for glory and we have to be nice about it'#dont care about the gold <333 #SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!!!!! I CANT FUCKING AFFORD THE SHIP PAINTS MY MAN!! WHY ARE THEY EIGHT MILLION DOUBLOONS!!!#sot #good god in heaven please grant us more ocean content soon before i go clinically insane and get put in jail amen

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transxfiles · 1 year

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the funny thing about having read the spider punk comics is going through the atsv tag noticing people saying things about hobie and then being like "it's canon from the comics!!" to justify things they literally just made up. girl i did the reading and i don't know how to tell you this but nothing you just said is true... you fell for the edited panels from twitter didn't you.

#no shade we've all been there. i've been tricked by panel edits before its just like. its crazy some of the claims out there.#i wish as much as everyone else that the ''better to be a f*g than a fascist'' page was real but it's edited i'm sorry #i saw it reposted in the atsv tag AGAIN and i was flipping through the notes out of curiosity to see if anyone would fact check it #and instead i was hit by ANOTHER whammy of fake spider punk lore when someone was like ''hobie has a bf in the comics!!'' girl WHERE are yo #getting this info??? mind you i haven't read Every comic where spider punk makes an appearance so maybe i'm missing something #but like. i'm 99.99999% sure he does not have a bf?? captain anarchy has a bf and their relationship is shown in the spider punk comic run #so maybe the commenter got that mixed up but like????#also going back to the original point about the edited panel... would marvel in its current state allow any of its characters to say f*g #lets use some critical thinking loves... im so sorry #i'm not mad about it bc like i've been duped by edited comic panels in the past but its just insane to see no one fact checking this #cricket.chatterbox

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cliveguy · 1 year

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Good thing about my special guys being obscure and old is that they cant even win enough to lose a poll

#the fandom history books forgot about them and the ao3 ship poll didnt mention them not even once 😔😔😔#stucky losing to ofmd is fine because everyone agrees its insane and a lack of taste #* losing to ofmd would make me homicidal.#IM THINKING ABOUT IT AND GETTING MAD FOR REAL.

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samarecharm · 6 months

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