#and then everyone has him muted on their notifs except hawkeye

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it's so fucked UP that they don't have smartphones and emojis in mash bc it's the 50s, i think mulcahy was born to send people really elaborate sparkly kaomoji like ╰(*´︶`*)╯ and (๑•ᴗ•๑) and ✩°｡⋆⸜(˙꒳​˙ ) and ( ˶˘ ³˘(ˊᗜˋ*)!♡ and ૮꒰˵• ﻌ •˵꒱ა like he needs to be sending texts to the group chat every day like "good morning!! i hope everyone has a blessed day today!!!! ⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾" someone needs to tell him about making emoticons on a typewriter pronto