#and then I ranted about BTS
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So much BTS lore feels like fanfiction and I can't get over it
Two of the members hated each other at first. They argued a lot and one time, they threw folded clothes at each other and the member who folded them had to come scold them. And now they keep reminding everyone how long they've known each other for. They wrote a song together where they said that "respect is a higher tier than love" and then called each other "my respect."
The smartest member of the group (one the previous two morons btw) didn't know how to tie his shoelaces until highschool. He doesn't eat seafood because he loves crabs. He's a literal geniues and he's so clumsy and such a dork (and I relate so deeply). And that body, guys, I'm telling you. This whole guy was made by a fanfic author.
Their company was near bankrupcy when they debuted. One of the members, who was getting offers from so many other companies, joined this one because he admired another member who was already a part of it. When these two met for the first time, member two was only wearing underwear and member one said "wow, thighs."
Another member came to an audition, not to audition himself but to support a friend. He was the only person from that audition round to get in. The friend did not.
Another member, who was studying to be an actor, was street cast on a bus.
One of them lost confidence and tried to leave before the debut, but another convinced him to come back, because they "needed him."
The whole industry hated them when they debuted and now they're arguably the best kpop group worldwide. (Arguably, read: argue with the wall)
(Add your own pls, I want to make a collection from this)
#in order#namjoon and yoongi#namjoon#jungkook and namjoon#taehyung#seokjin#hoseok#i feel bad there's nothing about jimin#but i'm literally just ranting off the top of my head#tf you want me to say about jimin#he's a prince??#he's Tiny but Mighty??#he's the perfect love interest??#click clack of chelsea boots??#bts#bts army#bangtan#like wow i really am in a mood tonight huh#fanfiction#kpop
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ok now that bt is FINALLY bones, all i really have to say is fuck yall for real. there are some of yall that arent that bad, but the overwhelming majority of you guys are actually fucking awful. i have had twitter mutuals be harassed by yall, i have had friends harassed, ive seen people i dont even follow being called horrific things and insulting their appearances, and so so much more. one thing that really sticks out is the blatant misogyny that some of you guys present. the amount of men that have gone online and confidently called women bitches and sluts and whores and cunts and hoes is genuinely fucking deranged, and i hope you all know that. there have been bt stans in my replies and my inbox and in my business, telling me that IM in the wrong for stating my opinions on the weird ass shit theyve been doing, telling me that they "dont feel welcome" in this fandom, and that they feel like this fandom is toxic and etc etc etc etc I DONT CARE BRO. i have said it once and ill say it again and again. some of you guys are just not meant to be in fandom spaces. there are block buttons for a reason. you can block people and tags and literally everything under the sun but you continue to SEEK OUT shit that makes you mad or that you dont agree with just so you can hate on the OPs in their replies. you dont seem to understand that people can have opinions on what characters they like and what ships they enjoy, and that other people have the right to criticize them. i am NOT sorry and i will NOT apologize for how i may have reacted. i do NOT feel bad for you. we all told you that this wasnt going to last, the showeunner said it wasnt going to last. the ACTOR said it wasnt going to last. and instead of using critical thinking skills and media literacy training, you got tattoos for this ship, you spent hundreds of dollars on cameos from a nepo baby, and you spent days of your lives hating on and harassing people over a FICTIONAL TV SHOW. instead of being upset at LFJR for leading yall on, you attacked oliver stark for being "biphobic"??@?!?!??!!??!Ć·*Ć(!&Ć,@ for having an opinion on his own character, especially after he spent time becoming genuinely one of the biggest bisexual allies i have ever seen. after he told reporters that he was planning on playing buck as bi anyway, after he made post after post saying how excited he was for bucks storyline, and after he advocated for this character he loves so dearly. you jumped down his throat for no reason. i have absolutely no sympathy for you. i really do hope you follow lfjr back to SWAT and i truly hope he gets every single line and every single scene just to keep him off of my fucking screen. š«¶
#finally comes the time where i make an incredibly long incredibly incoherent rant about bucktommys#not all of yall are bad but all i have had is bad experiences with you guys.#also im saying ostark is a bisexual ally bc im NOT going to rpf in this post...maybe later as a treat#FUCK lfjr#FUCK bucktommy#and FUCK TOMMY KINARD.#911 abc#anti tommy kinard#anti bucktommy#if ur pro bt DO NOT reply to this i do not want to hear ur opinions idc idc idc#idc if youre āone of the good onesā i dont care if buddies have harassed you (right now) i really dont want to hear it#obviously there are bad buddies too. this isnt about them#this is about how me but ESPECIALLY my friends and the people i follow have been treated recently.#buddie#THE END
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If I see one more fucking flower wreath from the netizens for anybody else, I'mma save everyone the trouble and start whooping ass my damn self, I'm so sick of y'all's shit

#aj talks#rants#kpop rant#suga bts#seunghan#bitches are getting bold as fuck now#and yo the ot6 stans who plan to crash that event in LA#I hope you're ready for the hands that you're about to receive
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May I ask your opinion on the sinking of the Titanic, and the Titanic in general?
Primo, Rose is a wench and I would drown myself for Leonardo Di Vinci so just jot that down. Secondo, how am I to believe that the so-called "Unsinkable Titanic" was bested by an iceberg on a route known to contain them? Very suspicious.
To be completely honest, I do not fw the ocean. Not at all. You could not pay me to be smack-dab in the middle of a place we know less of than actual outer space. Who knows what funky creatures reside in those depths.
So when people ask me this, they expect me to agree 'yeah they never hit the iceberg' but when I say 'it was obviously godzilla' suddenly I'm "CRAZY" and "DELUSIONAL."
#sunbear social#little bts here#when i asked my mom on opinions on the matter#(as i have not read any conspiracy theories about the Titanic since i was ten)#she didn't really have anything substantial to say#other than a long rant about how there was room for jack#and how shouldn't have thrown the necklace into the ocean she could've given it to her children or something#and the 'THAT WENCH' line was straight outta my mom's mouth i legit could not breathe#ask sunbear
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There's something different about logically knowing a great deal of nhlers are republican vs knowing exactly which ones voted for trump that just. Makes it hard to watch hockey lately. Before it wasn't EASY to ignore, but my enjoyment of the sport itself was enough. And now it really isn't enough.
Maybe the idea that players happily celebrating with and having positive relationships with out and proud trumpies means theyre okay with what's happening and support it as well is over dramatic and narrow minded, but at this point I don't really care. I'm allowed to feel like something I really enjoyed has been tainted.
Maybe one day I'll be able to feel differently, but I'm not getting my hopes up too high.
#this isnt a goodbye to hockey this is just me ranting about how i feel btw#tho it's ok to rb if you agree#hockey#us politics#maybe i should just be a bts blog after all š
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I have aquired my second album :>
#aaaaa.AAAAAAA.AAAAHHH!!!!!#AAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#SJSGXUEYFYTFGDJDFJFJ!!!!!!!!!!#!!!!!!#rains rants#bts#o(-(#ough orange hair jhope I will never be sane about you
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so what fic am i gonna read before bed now
#i was in such a b+b kick lol which is not happening anymore not in my world not where i live#(at least for a bit)#and idw engage w bt right now#nor b+e+t which i was getting into so unashamedly#anyway no weewoo but im also the type of bitch who can only read fics about stuff that consume me#so maybe i should just read a book#this has been a rant#mimi.txt
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i do think it's funny that there are about 5% more people on that poll who selected "i am not queer and i like tommy" than "i am queer (but not a man) and i dislike tommy"
#further evidence for my theory that the BT fandom has more cishets than the buddie side lol#that c/anichangemyblogname guy who wrote paragraphs ranting abt me and hima#one of the things he was mad about was me saying that from my anecdotal observations#there are more cishet women on that side of the fandom#but it would seem i might be correct š¤#also i did SAY it was anecdotal so idk why he was even mad#i only skimmed his posts about us bc tbh they were way too long for me to read in full#my brain is already too full with smart and coherent takes rooted in a socialist worldview. sorry
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actually going to lose my shit at my secondary job. why are you, a professional teaching institution, doing a worse job at communicating and not screwing people over than my other job, a dodgy ass cafe. like WHAT.
#iām so frustrated#like yeah. cafe is minimum wage and sometimes i get the impression that everythingās a bit of a mess bts.#but hey! at least i get shifts!!! and my boss actually tells me whatās going on!!!!#whereas teaching institution is a mess.#promised me a certain number of hours a week and then have still not gotten me to that point yet.#said that any shows/performances outside of regular hours will be paid. i just got an email asking if i can VOLUNTEER for like 7 things.#pays more per hour but as i said. doesnāt give me any hours.#and then gets confused about how many hours iām doing and underpays me.#LIKE IM SO. godddd. what the fuck is going on.#getting that volunteering email has sent me over the edge. you want me to work for FREE#when iām currently actively LOSING MONEY because youāre not letting me do the things i was hired to do????#and like yeah. when i got this job i knew it was more for experience than money.#like i was aware. iām 19 iām living with my parents and it seemed like a good opportunity.#i knew it wasnāt going to be as many hours as working at the cafe 5 days a week. thatās fine. whatever.#but i was expecting my combined earnings to kind of plateau. not be GOING DOWN RAPIDLY.#iām so fucking pissed. but i signed a contract for this year so iāve got to fucking do it.#iām going to have to talk to my immediate supervisor today because i CANNOT do this. this is so bullshit.#thank you for listening to me rant about getting screwed over by my job! needed to get that out there!!! iām going to scream!!!!!!!
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it's weird how jhope is Right There and he's like the Most Talented Person but some armys just. don't see him. should be studied
#if you do see him i'm not talking about you obviously#but it does happen#like before i got into bts#my mom and sister didn't really notice jhope#he was just There#and when i said he was my bias they couldn't say anything about him except for 'he's a sunshine'#they liked him but didn't actually care#well now he's their fave haha#but i think many ''armys'' stop at that first phase#where they see him as this funny clown but they don't notice that he's actually insanely incredibly talented and cool#his rap verses are ALWAYS top tier#everything about him is just top tier#yes i'm biased but also how can you not see it when you already stan bts š#soooo many armys like him just because he's there but not because they like HIM#and it shows#oh they're missing out#they notice when he supports the other members#(which is often because he loves them so much :'))#but wow they have this Artist right under their noses and choose to only see his (admittedly beautiful) smile#even after jitb and all that it meant#ok rant over#chicken noodle soup thank you for making me a jhope bias and saving me from this fate amen#hobi#bts#my post#it is Very Late perhaps that's why i'm saying this lol#oh one more thing i've never watched these introduction to bts videos#but i just KNOW they are shit about hoseok and his contributions to the group#if you don't have something interesting to say about all the members maybe don't make an ot7 introductory video idk just a thought
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day 2 no drawing

#its only been a couple days bt i wanna draw sooo baddd#but no. i have to pack up and clean my room#at least ive graduated š#duck rants about something
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my brain rn instead of letting me sleep and creating a million theories about jhopeās and btsā schedules
#global citizen festival is happening in Brazil in November#there was a weird ass totally unbelievable rumour about him playing in a stadium here in november#but november is too far away and probably busy with group stuff whatever theyāll be doing#also thereās this big festival called the town - from the same owner of rock in rio - that would be great for him#I know none of these are going to happen but still#I wanna hold on this tiny bit of hope#thereās a music journalist who does a poll ever year to see who are the most requested artists to play in brasil#he then takes this data and sends to concert promoters - heās someone who breaks news about concerts before announcements#hobi was the 10th most requested this year and bts was 5th in a list of over 50 names#every one is begging and crying over here#sorry for ranting#I canāt sleep and I have so much work tomorrow š#HOWEVER šš» I hope all my lovely mutuals get those tickets š„ŗāØ
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I've been busy with finals and family stuff so I'm a bit out of the loop. Have you talked/shared about the recent insight about Tae and the company? The fact that he says "regardless of relationship with the company, he signed for the members". Seeing this after watching him during solo era -- from him choosing to go out of the immediate circle to the of investment/support during his promotion -- feels rather telling, no?
His ability to stay true to himself but also support and love his members is really something.
Hi, hope youāve been well :)
No, I havenāt really talked about it because Iāve been saying the same things since forever and I think Taehyung already hinted to this when he wrote on weverse after festa that he had to give up a part of himself for the team. Taehyung has always been a selfless person, always thinking about the happiness and whatās best for the team.
I wanna add a thing, since itās been brought up often on twitter too: āhow did that make the cut?ā itās because Taehyung words things in a smart way, he said āregardlessā of the relationship with the company, not saying if itās good or bad, but whatever is the relationship he chose the members, the team, and armys. And if Iām not wrong he was talking about 2018 BTS, so it makes sense saying that knowing how difficult were those times for them.
Understanding whatās his relationship with the company can only happen when you pay attention to what he does and to his words, solo chapter āthat happened after the documentary was filmedā I think is connected to what he said on weverse, he gave himself up for the team, he chose what was best for him this time and he went a different way than the rest.
I hope he keeps making choices that make him happy forever. I canāt believe this is the same person people keep calling āselfishā āuncaringā ātired of btsā, hating on him feels so surreal to me because heās such a honest person, and such honesty is always a breath of fresh air in an industry where everything and everyone seems manufactured.
#he loves bts and this is something i will ALWAYS say#sorry for the mini rant i havenāt even reread it so if smth is unclear just tell me#+ adding that things needs context: that quote wasnāt about the last renewal#taehyung#ask#bts documentary
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DFJAL;SDJF;ALSJDF;LASDFJAKS;DF ASFD
#i need erin to not be in another time zone so i can freak out about this with them!!!!!!!!#as;dffja;lsda jk;skdfasf#we were literally just talking about what his last screen rant interview could mean for bt#AND NOW THIS?
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I rediscover kpop every 2-3 months and lowkey get emotional every single time
#like... was outro: tear by bts always this incredible? (yes it was)#my fav groups currently are aespa and txt but i started out as a diehard bts and red velvet stan#loved everglow and gidle since debut too#when i tell you i started tearing up when āsweet crazy loveā by oec played on shuffle... i miss loona like a mf man#thank god i'm not so crazy about kpop anymore but man#it's so much fun to just listen to all my favs every once in a while and marvel at how good they are#oh omg my biases are yeonjun karina hobi and seulgi (lesbian)#i wanna get into nct's music highkey#mamamoo... taemin... chungha... everglow... gidle... i'm abt to get emotional brb i need to listen to them all#mamamoo bias? wheein OF COURSE#idk why i'm ranting lmao i just luv kpop
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feeling nostalgic and watching utube reactors discover classic songs and then feeling both old and incredulous
#1980s music#like someone watching blondie's rapture and then stopping to go 'oh it reminds me of something it's so familiar'#different people (all younger) do this all the time and it can be infuriating#like it's an older song - did it ever occur to you that maybe what you're thinking of ... took inspiration from THIS song????#although in that case it was rather grandmaster flash and the nyc rap scene bc of course that's what the song was referencing#it's the boss baby meme but in music form#and i know i'm guikty of it too but at least in the correct direction - looking back to things that came before#not being aghast that a beat they've heard s thousand times was sampled from an old song that copied an older song lol#i will say that it is SO weird to me that peopke who say they are into hiphop never seem to reference the rap from my youth#like the late 70s and 80s sound that everything after is built on#and it's not like i know a lot about it beyond watching yo mtv raps at night lol#but i had to watch kids struggle to recognize the warren g regulate sample from michael mcdonald#like SO much of the early sampling era was just tons of samples of old records - anything they didn't have to pay for#and then listening to things and going oh this sounds like the weeknd - bro the weekend sounds like 80s songs#he sings and structures the songs in similar ways to classic tracks rather than the current trend (sometimes)#gah i'm just ranting here rather than in some poor utubers comments#i wish i had some fellow old folks to jabber with#but even when i was in high school i didn't have any friends that liked the same kind of music as i did#bts getting me more interested in music and watching videos has really been a double-edged sword sigh#everything with a live studio band with bass in it: 'oh this sounds like disco'#or worse something literally built off a disco sample and it's like they've never heard a disco song other than ymca in their life
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