#and the world isn’t ready

[kissboybyler]

it hits me in the head sometimes that if byler is endgame, stranger things is gonna go down in queer history big time. Like it already is, but imagine if two of the main characters are queer and in love and we get mike’s internalised homophobia and will’s fear of being too much or too gay and there’s a grant love confession and they save the world fuelled by the love they have for each other and each other only? Like it’s always been Mike and Will, Will and Mike.

That’s gonna be one of the most realistic portrayals of queer struggles and queer love in modern cinema and it’s gonna be epic and if the duffers or netflix or whoever is in charge can’t see that, they just lost a chance at changing the course of cinematic history for queer people.

[noxcheshire]

I am sick, dizzy, and can barely think but you know what would be WILD?

If the DC universe was an echo of Danny’s world. What if the continents of their planet shifted enough where Amity is now in New Jersey and had then become Gotham.

And when Danny died underneath the portal a part of his death fractured and imprinted itself into those various worlds. One of them being Gotham, where Danny’s home ironically used to be where Wayne Manor used to be.

So just imagine it, you’re coming back from patrol, grimy, sweaty, and with questionable intentions by dressing as an overgrown bat when suddenly the lights dim. It dims and brings darkness, only enough light to catch the beady marble eyes of the bats you fear.

And then electricity jumps in the middle of the room, flinging itself around like an agitated snake in wide open circles.

Everyone is backing away, some weary, some cursing, some just half way out of their own suit.

And then a child — barely as old as your youngest now, flickers to life before you, screaming and screaming, wailing in pain as the scent of burning flesh mingles into the air. You can see the boy, black hair and blue eyes that underneath the bright light that burns them is causing black to turn white, and blue to turn green.

The electricity crackles and when the boy is about the drop, limp, certainly lifeless, he vanishes as if nothing had ever been there.

But he comes back, he always comes back, in the moment of calm and in the moment of despair, echoing that painful wailing of death.

It’s so wrong.

It’s very, very wrong.

It didn’t even matter anymore why the boy showed up, only that this moment of pain continues to haunt the cave of heroes.

Continuously haunting, even as some whispered apologizes when the boy appeared. Continuously haunting, even as some provided songs of comfort when the boy appeared. Continuously haunting, even as stories of Gotham are told and promises (though uncertain and flimsy at best) are spoken to the wailing boy who always drops fast and disappears just as quickly.

Always, it was the same.

Until one day it wasn’t.

The electricity crackled like it always did. A spark, and then a calamity of light. And the boy would be there, uncurling himself into a tense position as he would wail.

But not this time.

Instead the boy curled himself in the air, calm as can be, almost as if he were sleeping. Even the electricity that they have learned to dance away from was calm, gentle, like ocean waves.

And when the electricity vanished, the boy did not, instead dropping to the floor where Dick was quick to catch him, grunting in preparation of weight only to show alarm at how thin the boy truly was.

On that face that has haunted them all for months is just a boy, sleeping, and scarred. A boy breathing very slow, slower than what they would like, but here in the physical realm with them.

Dick brushed back bangs of black hair, and slowly, ever so slowly, glazed blue eyes stared back.

[fluffylord]

Look how far I went, for fear of losing you.

[the-gay-phagenda]

“the phagenda is a tour” “the phagenda is a channel rebrand” “the phagenda is a merch drop” “the phagenda is a hard launch” BULLSHIT! the phagenda is actually going to be the reveal of phil’s secret wife!!

[imthenextrobin]

i need the bats to go to america. please. pretty please

Bruce originally planned to take only Damian to America, just to scope the town that had been rumored to be holding the main factory for a new toxic chemical. However, his kids decided that they wanted to venture with them, and soon they all landed in a [random] southern state.

and. it’s a huge culture shock. because let’s be honest, the bats are not ready for the south. the bats are not ready for the north. they are not ready for the east. they are not ready for the west.

Immediately, the people were nicer, way nicer. This wasn’t surprising, as they came from GOTHAM. which yes, is known to be the most dangerous city, and that reputation led to lots of mean people.

(In reality, Gothamites were actually really chill with each other, the only reason being that nobody wanted to create another villain of the week)

But these people? They casually greeted others, even strangers like Bruce. A random teen would come up to Dick and compliment his outfit, a grandma would come up to Jason and ask for his help (which did not make him tear up, shut the fuck up Tim.)

A kid would accidentally bump into Bruce, only to instantly apologize profusely and be called back from his mom. Group of teen girls came up to Steph and Cass to ask them where they got their clothes from, only to talk for more than two hours at the mall the batfam were visiting.

Multiple more interactions happen, but i’m too tired to write them.

The biggest difference they experienced?

The high schools.

(but that’s another post, where I drop the batfam in high school.)

[halfagod]

george reorge rartin martin was honestly so deranged for what he did with jb. he really put his 33 year old arrogant handsome disillusioned morally grey sisterfucking child-murdering deconstruction of the white knight trope character in a situation with his 19 year old ugly gnc shy sensitive awkward idealistic brave kind female knight character. and made them fall in love. a visionary

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

and if i said that jesus christ superstar (1973) is one of the only movie adaptions of a stage musical that’s ever worked because its staging, communication of thematic meaning through design (set, costume, choreography, etc), and dedication to the source material makes it feel less like a film and more like a professional recording of the show being performed on an outdoor stage? what then?

[l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft]

dudes you don’t even KNOW

the ten million megatons of CUNT i will be serving once i start t??? it’s not even gonna be funny

[jimothystu]

yes, it’s lovely that the bfs are getting reunited but have yall considered

we will get Gritty and Zegras content.

[porcelainvino]

maid klaine. again..

[amandayetagain]

and if the walls could talk they’d make it sound like you were there

Cycles, Vertigo, by Griff

thanks to @bookwyrminspiration for finding this scene (the dialogue isn’t canon) on page 68 of Lodestar! The goat fr. The frame and a few details are inspired by this piece by @aurenflare

@an-ungraceful-swan @purplesoup-lad-le @hydroflxwers @florida-preposterously @speakncwtv @loveution

[mourning-at-night]

IF IT (the fabricated nature of the reality you’ve been sucked into/the creeping realization you should be somewhere and someone much worse) SUCKS, HIT DA BRICKS!!

[ohfugecannada]

If Marvel and Disney weren’t the spineless cowards they are they’d give us a Marvel Rivals Groot skin in a dress loosely based on these designs:

[big1ron]

They’re literally soo couples goals

[tankuare]

Pls fanfic authors the people yearn for a happy Andreil thanksgiving fic 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ let the twinyards celebrate together 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ let Andrew eat all the apple pie 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ let the foxes celebrate together 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[imthenextrobin]

small christmas themed skit before it leaves my mind forever (yes i know it’s november)

The Batfam takes every holiday very seriously. No they don’t i’m lying, they joke every holiday, and it’s the same four people trying to actually make plans within the family. (no i won’t elaborate on who those four are)

However, when it comes to Christmas, they have specifically set rules in every. single. aspect.

Gifts? Rules

Decor? Rules

Invites? Surprisingly lenient in that!

Clothing? SO MANY RULES

(no Dick, you CANNOT wear that sweater. Duke i see you looking online, take it OUT OF YOUR CART!)

Elaborating in the gift rules; Gifting items aren’t required but everyone does it due to the immense amount of guilt tripping everyone does after christmas.

(Jason forgot ONE gift and Steph still brings it up whenever he gets a bit too sassy with her)

Typically, everyone gifts at least 2 per person, one is something bought from a store, no card limit as long as it’s reasonable. (Rule was made after Damian tried buying a whole country. It was for himself.)

However, the second gift would be either self made, or personally altered to fit the person it would be given to. It isn’t an actual rule, being more so something that would be tradition after Cass made everyone cry with a personal painting. (She had teamed with Damian that Christmas)

The second gift would always be more personal, the batfam choose to open those in more private areas in the manor, meeting in sentimental rooms and even privately gifting those to each other prior to the exchange.

Lots of rules are involved in the Christmas fun, and those were just some in the gift giving. Imagine the clothing?