#and the show went with GLEE. jfc.
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stars-inthe-sky Ā· 15 days ago
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#i think about this constantly #tommy would've been 14 when matthew shepard was murdered #i was 12 and i still remember the news coverage and how horrific it was hearing the particulars of the case #i especially remember how the fucking westboro baptist church turned his funeral into a nightmare #and how they dominated the news cycle for years after that #(i also remember the counterprotesters dressed like angels to block them from view) #throw in pat robertson spitting hate any time someone gave him a minute of screen time #i can't imagine how a gay teenager would've felt watching all of this and what they would've internalized #never mind a teenager who then joined the army during OIF and dealt with DADT #and the show went with GLEE???? #ryan murphy is an absolute clown (via @rcmclachlan)
i do think ā€œtommy was a legal adult when it became legal for gay people to have sex in the privacy of their own homes in all fifty states via supreme court decision which can be over turned at any timeā€ would have been a better benchmark for the josh speech than glee but what do i know iā€™m just a person who isnā€™t interested in sucking ryan murphyā€™s dick
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aprillikesthings Ā· 11 months ago
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s5 ep8 Shot in the dark
woohooo
Off topic but while looking for fan art of Catra from the portal (ugh I need to try different tags) I instead saw a bunch of anti-Catra and anti-Catradora and anti-spop blogs and jfc people need to get a life and touch some grass and if I'm saying that--
(I mean, I did leave the house today with Saer and their mom, we went to Powell's books where I spent too much money but I got a couple of wlw manga and a Judith Butler book among a few other things, and also we went to a vintage clothing store that seemed to have NO END but I bought one thing there, a lavender satin bathrobe, the short kind; the only thing wrong with it was that it's a bit faded in some places and it's a little small on me but it's a bathrobe, and it was like $26 AND 100% SILK)
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a question many astronauts have surely asked as well!
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these two squabbling but not actually fighting always sounds like flirting, it doesn't help that a split second after that screenshot, Catra actually smiles for a second
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Look. I love them.
Bow: "Adora, Catra's right" Everyone's eyes: go wide Bow: "...that felt weird to say"
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the startled noise they all make when he starts talking lolol
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but Catra has some flashes (from when she was in the hive mind) and says Krytis is a planet, nice. There's something there Horde Prime doesn't want them to know--so they head for Krytis, roll intro theme
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:O
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oh man they really did start changing this up every episode. Look at poor Perfuma's face.
Anyway on Krytis they find an old Horde ship and everyone else is trying to figure out what happened but poor Catra is remembering what it was like to be chipped :(
there's a cute moment when she notices her tail is all fluffy from fear and smooths it out before joining the others
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there's a "crack" video where Entrapta's little walk here is dubbed with a clip from an ancient Spiderman show's theme song
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ahaha
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LOOK AT HER the way Bow says this is so great
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POOR CATRA
Adora laughs longer than anyone else after Catra gets the helmet off and Catra blushes and smiles and everyone stands around not wanting the ruin the moment--and then Entrapta finds something and squeals and startles the shit out of everyone and it's SO GREAT
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Catra: "So, wait, the plan is to barge ahead into the structurally unsound building to find some mystery person that we know nothing about, in hopes that theyĀ somehowĀ know how to defeat Horde Prime?"
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Bow: "You know, we were just gonna recklessly blast our way through that blockade untilĀ youĀ stopped us. So this whole thing is basically your idea."
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Catra's starting to realize what DORKS they all are and that good-natured teasing is just part of the deal
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the GLEE with which they are including her
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I didn't mean to get a screenshot that makes it look like Adora is staring at Catra's butt, but(t) I'm not mad about it
Meanwhile, on Etheria:
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yikes
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"and yet we're still stuck with you?"
HAH
Back on Krytis Wrong Hordak is having an existential crisis as he realizes Horde Prime is not perfect
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Catra fuckin' slices a door into the wall
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Bow: dunno if that's safe Glimmer: yeah I'm not sure about this either Adora: MY GIRLFRIEND IS STRONK and has v sharp claws isn't she perfect
seriously tho Adora is BLUSHING
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Catra's face
Glimmer's too, actually
oh god it's the bit where Catra keeps sneezing at the spore things in the air and Bow is just like šŸ„ŗ
Adora's reaction to this conversation is also priceless
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Anyway a second later, Catra leans on the wall and sinks into it, she shrieks and Adora yells "CATRA!!" and when they pull her out the wall starts sending out HUGE MURDER SPIKES
Back on Etheria:
Castaspella: "You said you had a plan. The only reason I'm following you is because if anyone would know about mind control, it'sĀ you." Shadow Weaver: "Mind control? Is that what they told you? No. My gifts were always far subtler."
I dunno, I think torturing kids is hardly "subtle." But abuse is often hard to spot while it's happening to you.
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y'know, like this shit
Okay in fairness she says she was less powerful as well and now he's chipped he's under control by the enemy and they're not strong enough to fight him
On Krytis, the Squad realizes they've gotten confused/turned around in the abandoned ship--"Isn't this where we started?!" There's a growling noise. The hallway somehow gets longer while they're walking in it. Creepy as fuck.
Oh and also it turns out Horde Prime and the First Ones fought over Krytis ages ago and Prime won but then abandoned the place anyway.
Entrapta: also there's someone right behind you
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yay i know who this is lol
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ALSO Catra insisting on protecting everyone is v cute
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also it took me three times to get this screenshot ahahaha
and when she tackles it they both disappear
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the audible PANIC
OH HEY i hit the image limit okay hold on
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shelly-johnson Ā· 4 years ago
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kurt hummel in every episode of glee ā†’ 2x07
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angelmichelangelo Ā· 4 years ago
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iā€™m about five years too late and nobody asked for this except me and i need to just get this out of my brain because itā€™s 2am so hereā€™s a list of things i wish happened on glee that didnā€™t HERE WE GO:
- new directions being actual teenagers. just them hanging out. going to group sleepovers. giant study sessions (because school exists in this universe?) like remember in tpp when they were eating lunch together ? thatā€™s what i wanted MORE of. just them being actual friends. a sleepover episode is all i wanted imagine all the abba songs we could have gained from that episode
- a halloween themed episode. the closest to this that we got was the ā€˜thriller/heads will rollā€™ mashup which YES was iconic but im greedy and itā€™s not enough. my idea for a halloween episode is that the gang gets trapped inside the school after staying behind to idk rehearse? or something? and then things get progressively worse as they start to go a little mad, thinking the school is haunted and they split up into pairs trying to find an escape and they think theyā€™re seeing ghosts/someone lurking around the school and theyā€™re getting real spooked but it turns out itā€™s just sue fucking with them lmao
- kurt and finn being brothers. THE POTENTIAL WAS THERE and sadly after furt we are left with crumbs. why ?? WHY?? little moments like finn saying that heā€™s driving back home with kurt or them saying they canā€™t do something because they have a family thing would have been good enough. more scenes of them hanging out in their home with their parents would have been *chefs kiss* but alas. it never happened because glee writers are bastards
- based off my last point: sam actually living at the hudson-hummel house because he actually did live there? but nothing is ever said like whatā€™s the dynamic there why werenā€™t kurt and sam and finn close if they all lived together for what? like a year? was sam living in the mf shed? did he ever get close to carole and burt?? where tf did he live when everyone went off to college did he just stay in their house lol who knows not me LMAO
- blaine dealing with his trauma ? mental health was never dealt with very well on this show. emmaā€™s ocd was just ignored after she got married or whatever and blaine mentioned his trauma once and then it was ignored until it was mentioned in passing a few seasons later and even he just brushed it off and it was never brought up again like wtf. i have no idea how they wrote a whole episode about hate crime in bash and they never once thought to have blaine and kurt have a single conversation together, let alone a conversation about how theyā€™d both been victims of a hate crime. AND THE ONLY TIME BLAINE DOES MENTION IT IS IN TESTED WHERE ITS JUST USED AS A REASON FOR THEM TO FIGHT AAAAAAAA no wait im calm itā€™s okay. i just would have liked to have seen kurt and blaine have an emotional moment together in that episode that didnā€™t include blaine singing and kurt being knocked tf out. just sayin.
- kurt dealing with HIS trauma !! again, glee gets bad points for talking about mental health and it just is crazy that they had so much potential with kurt, ie: depression, anxiety, ocd (kinda?) his bullying, being literally assaulted (i see u ryan murphy taking that whole plot line so loosely mmhm) and then shoehorning in the fact that he was suicidal AT THE SECOND TO LAST EPISODE when they had a whole episode about suicide and they could have mentioned it at any time but ofc they didnā€™t because the writers just wanted to shove in as much as they could in the flashback episode AYE AYE AYE the potential!!!! oof.
- literally just more tina. jenna ushkowitz is a fantastic actor/singer/preformer and she was criminally underused. i like the episode props because of two reasons: one. everyone switching characters was amazing. and two. some actual tina scenes. even if she.. technically was rachel but also herself or something? either way. i digress
- this is just in general but MORE ABBA AND ALSO THE CARPENTERS and also some sound of music songs would have worked GREAT but they already had like a million songs and as the show progressed they veered away from old songs and more towards popular songs at the time to help chart numbers blah blah blah whatever itā€™s cool. but also how did they only do a few abba songs that is criminal
- a more fleshed out ending that wasnā€™t so rushed. like rachel won a tony and everyone else is just? there? why is sam at mr shueā€™s house ??? how did artie get up the stairs? did quinn graduate from yale? and where tf was kurt and blaineā€™s child during ā€˜i livedā€™ because burt and carole are vibing in the audience and rachel isnā€™t pregnant so like? is the baby just?? alone somewhere in the wings?! lmao where are u bby girl!! but once again i know they didnā€™t have the time to do it so idk itā€™s fine what they did it just sucks we didnā€™t get more! but again. fanfic exists so yah im all good
- more of blaineā€™s mum. or mom, in this case i guess. why cast gina gershon and then give her ONE line like ? ik there was a whole deleted script that explained why she was there but i love that up until that point blaine seemed like he genuinely murdered his parents, lived in their big house all alone and when people got suspicious he just told them that they were ā€œout of townā€ :) either way pam is great i love her and i wish she had more to do in the one episode she was ever in. not even a moment with blaine?? wasted.
- more of cooper anderson, matt boomer is so fucking funny everytime i think of the emotion tornado i bust a lung laughing like itā€™s so fucking stupid but oh my good i love it. (and if you havenā€™t watched the special feature of cooperā€™s transformers audition tape please please watch it because itā€™s just so funny.) ik he was just a special guest but i wish they got him back for at least the wedding ep but guess my mans was just busy. boo ;(
- going back a couple of points, i wish theyā€™d done a whole episode like props. every actor here just shines when theyā€™re impersonating each other. finn and puck as kurt and blaine is beautiful and quinn and sugar is incredible. also idk why they refused kevin the right to wear the cheerios skirt; they could have put a little more effort into some characters but thatā€™s glee for ya lmao but yeah. a whole episode like that would have been so much fun
- they should have let chris colfer write more episodes. purely for the fact that he wrote with his own bare hands the whole scene where lea michelleā€™s character gets dragged down a road by dogs. this guy. itā€™s a shame he only got to write one since he actually did a really good job! i would have loved to have seen what other episode ideas he had :)
- glee in the summer! obviously it only was centred around the school year but after season 3 who honestly gave a shit about the glee club and mckinley lmao i wanna see them in SHORT SHORTS and POOL PARTIES but nope we just got september - june so like rip all my hopes and dreams
- WHAT HAPPENED TO DALTON? bitch just burst into flames ?? and for WHAT?? oh yeah plot convenience smh this is so sad i wish theyā€™d either written something better than ā€œwe need the warblers to team up with new directions so uhhh the school burnt downā€ like. itā€™s a private school. if the school is gone and theyā€™re just staying at mckinley what are the parents paying for? theyā€™re just cool with sending their kids off to public school now? every adult in this universe has been murdered by these kids, havenā€™t they? theyā€™re just doing whatever they want jfc
- a wedding was a good episode. ish. and yknow, huge kudos to them because gay marriage wasnā€™t legal in the us at the time so im less harsh on the fact that they definitely threw up the rainbow flags and made it less about the characters getting married and more so ā€œwe have gay characters and look theyā€™re getting married what a conceptā€ but i do wish we could have gotten some more married!klaine since they donā€™t really have much to do after this understandably but a little moment alone together after the wedding would have been nice :) IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IM TELLING YOU
- get rid of the hummelberry friendship and send mercedes to new york instead. i have nothing else to add to this other than the fact that i mourn the fact that kurt and mercedes went from bffs to just. school mates. this is tragic this is traaaaagic !! and all for more of the rachel berry show smh
- every day i wonder what was going through carmen tibideaux mind when she watched the kurt hummel preform not the boy next door and was like :) and then watched rachel berry have a breakdown on stage and then proceeded to give rachel the spot at nyada and kurt gets payed literal dust. and THEN she had the nerve to tell him it was because his performance had no heart. AND HOW DID ADAM GET IN THIS BABY GOT BACK MOTHERFUCKER?! nyada is a circus school oh my god !!!!! kurt deserved better im telling yall he deserved so much better
thereā€™s so much more i could rant about but im going insane im so tired and i need psychological help after watching glee so im gonna leave it here and say peace out homies itā€™s been fun but i need to sleep so bad
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celticheartedfangirl Ā· 5 years ago
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My OUAT Rewatch -- S5E14 -- Devilā€™s Due
Link to Rewatch Review and Ranking archive
Everyone stand back, itā€™s time to honor the MOM OF THE YEAR!
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Yeah, if youā€™re a Milah fan, you may want to back away now.Ā  In fact, you may want to back away PERMANENTLY from my blog because I have no love or empathy or sympathy or ANYTHING for this fucking bitch except cheering for the fact that not only is she dead, sheā€™s DOUBLE DEAD.Ā Ā 
Yeah you heard me.Ā  Not even sorry.
So I went back to look at March 2016 me to see what some of my thoughts were on this one.Ā  I had LOTS to say but I want to focus in on a few key things:
1.Ā  I loathe Milah.Ā  Sheā€™s a bitch, an abusive spouse, and just a piece of shit in general, and probably one of THE worst parents on the show, and thatā€™s saying something given this show.Ā  I donā€™t feel one ounce of sympathy or sorry for her.Ā  Not ONE.Ā  Not even half of a half of a half of a half of one.Ā Ā 
And I had about HAD IT with the Milah apologists in this fandom, and Iā€™m not just talking about the OUAT fandom in general, Iā€™m talking about the RUMBELLE fandom.Ā  Yes, there are Milah apologists in the RUMBELLE fandom.Ā  Iā€™d wave hi to them, but Iā€™m pretty sure they all have me blocked.Ā  Or vice versa.Ā  Or we are mutually blocked.Ā Ā 
GOOD.
Anyhow, I wrote this very lengthy, pointed post after this episode on why the character of Milah disturbs me so much, so here it is:
https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/141406210392/seeing-pro-milah-stuff-on-my-dash-is-so-upsetting
I blocked A LOT of people after this episode initially aired.Ā  Not even sorry.Ā Ā 
There is also this excellent post laying out exactly how Milah is abusive for all the idiots who claim that ā€œMilah never abused Rumpleā€:
https://violetfaust.tumblr.com/post/133300598121/milah-never-abused-rumple
I know Iā€™m being blunt here but this character triggers me more than any other character on the show.Ā  She is TERRIBLE.Ā  Just in this episode, letā€™s look at what mommie dearest did in the flashback ALONE:
1.Ā  She yells at Rumple for PLAYING WITH HIS CHILD.Ā  Seriously.Ā Ā 
2.Ā  As soon as Bae gets bitten by the snake, they go to a healer and her immediate -- IMMEDIATE idea isĀ ā€œHey, letā€™s KILL HIM!ā€Ā  I mean, sure, her kid is dying, Iā€™m sure any parent would do anything to save their child, but I honestly think most would stop short ofĀ ā€œHey, letā€™s do murder!ā€ unless the way of saving their child was stopping an actual murderer who was trying to murder their child.Ā  But nope, Milah goes right for bloodlust.Ā  But of course SHE canā€™t do the killing, letā€™s make her husband do that, then get mad at him when he canā€™t muster up the same level of glee for murder that she can.Ā Ā 
3.Ā  After Bae is healed, she goes STRAIGHT TO THE BAR.Ā  Doesnā€™t stay to comfort her son that almost died. Nope -- goes off to drink and look for the pirate that flirted with her earlier.Ā  You stay classy, Milah.
Which brings me to the issue that caused all kinds of debate when this episode aired --Ā ā€œErmagod Rumple took Milahā€™s agency with that deal he made!ā€
Oh, please.
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Who thinks that Rumple and Milah had anything that remotely resembled sex since he came back from the ogre wars?Ā Ā 
PLEASE.Ā  That was a DEAD BEDROOM.Ā  They werenā€™t planning on more kids.Ā Ā 
And hey, if mom of the year Milah wanted more kids, why werenā€™t there a bunch of baby Killybunnies running around on the Jolly Roger given that she was off with him for at least EIGHT YEARS.Ā Ā 
https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/141199068997/violetfaust-chanceofserendipity-rebelside
Rumpleā€™s choices are always -- ALWAYS -- shit, shittier, and shittiest.Ā  He NEVER has a good option.Ā  His choices were
a) Bae dies
b) he commits MURDER
c) he give up a hypothetical second child that he literally has NO REASON to think will ever exist
Which one would YOU pick, oh great and wonderful Milah defenders?Ā  Tell me your brilliant plans if YOU were in that situation.Ā Ā 
ā€œOh he should have talked to Milahā€ HELLO have you ever seen this abusive cow be reasonable to him?Ā  NO.Ā  You canā€™t reason with an ABUSER.Ā  So donā€™t even give me that bullshit answer, sit down.
Just look at this bitch:
https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/141713831697/emospritelet-thatravenclawbitch-woodelf68
Using sex as a weapon on her abused, desperate spouse.Ā  Yes, I know we love squishy woobie!Rumple but this is ABUSE.Ā  Using sex as a weapon is ABUSE.
https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/141212899672/milah-never-abused-rumple-we-only-saw-a-little-bit
And in the underworld, Rumple is AGAIN faced with a no-win, no good solution situation.Ā Ā 
https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/141427043007/you-used-to-say-belle-not-having-a-reaction-when
Honestly, if the genders were reversed and Rumple were a woman and Milah were a man, the whole fandom would be like:
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Iā€™m done with Milah, just talking about her makes me stabby.Ā  So onto Emma . . . . hereā€™s March 2016 me:
https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/141400138912/so-hold-up-emma-tells-milah-about-neal
Someone slap her for me.Ā Ā 
Also theĀ ā€œPoor Hookā€ bullshit:
https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/141200226257/what-pisses-me-off-the-most-about-the-whole-save
And Adam running away from fans who ask him valid questions that he has zero answers for:
https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/141895654207/audreyslovegrows-queen-of-the-merry-men
But Belle is pregnant so . . . . . yay?Ā  I remember thinking back then,Ā ā€œGee I wonder how theyā€™ll fuck THIS up.ā€
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Here, have some hilarious fan art from the really good scene we all love:
https://celticheartedfangirl.tumblr.com/post/141429781082
BTW, despite all the bitching, MAJOR KUDOS to Robert Carlyle for knocking it out of the park on this one!Ā  Well done, sir!Ā Ā 
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This show doesnā€™t deserve you.
Points tally:
40 points to start
15 points for Rumple centric (was the last one SERIOUSLY Season 3?Ā  I think it was, JFC, this show . . . . )
10 points for Papafire
5 points for Swan Queen
5 points for in character Rumple
5 points deducted for Hook
Despite my bitching, which is mainly about the CHARACTER Milah, I didnā€™t dislike this episode.Ā  Full 25 bonus, no deductions.
Total points:Ā  95
Follow #celtichearted OUAT ranking tag for more to come!
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currentlyreadingmanga Ā· 5 years ago
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Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Chapter 18: Mitsuba (Part 1)
Previously: we wrapped up the little mermaid arc. Hanako and Yashiroā€™s relationship continues to evolve while they figure out where they stand and how they want to move forward. In relation to that, Hanako confirmed that the person he killed was his younger twin brother and he promised to tell Yashiro the whole story in the future. We also met what I assume will be our complete group of antagonists (at least for the time being): Natsuhiko, Sakura and Hanakoā€™s brother. Their dynamic so far seems to be (surprisingly) quite playful and lively, but also Hanakoā€™s brother murdered the puffer fish with such glee that I justĀ  (;;āš†_āš†)
Now onto the next chapter!
Welp, I didnā€™t intend to take another long break but life happened and I have the attention span of a goldfish. As a way to also make myself stick to a schedule, Iā€™m gonna try my best to do these recaps as regularly as possible. Weā€™ll see how that goes.
This time we open with Kou and his friends talking about a rumor that says that the entrance to the middle school is haunted. Iā€™m guessing this means that this arc will be a little more Kou-centric? Especially since he and Hanako were the ones in the cover of this new volume. I wonder if heā€™s gonna do his own thing with Hanako and/or Yashiro chiming in like in The Young Exorcist Arc, because that would be cool.
Okay, so apparently the ghost grabs you when youā€™re changing your shoes. And judging by the ominous ā€œHeyā€ speech bubble, Iā€™m guessing this rumor is true just like the others, then (not like I was expecting anything else, but still) Also Kouā€™s friends are very cute, they look like they deserve hair ruffles.
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(ļ¾ŸŠ“ļ¾Ÿļ¼›) Ī£(ļ¾ŸŠ”ļ¾Ÿ|||) JFC thatā€™s much more terrifying that I thought it would be. Also!!! does that head angle give anyone else crooked man vibes? no? because itā€™s giving me some horrible flashbacks to that game.
The chapter cover page here is that image (from ch 16) that has our three babies looking ready to tell some ghost stories. I wonder if itā€™s something that this site did or if the volume itself repeats this page. Nevertheless, I still love this page, they look very very cute.
The title this time is ā€œMitsubaā€, which sounds like a name and Iā€™m only saying that because I think I might have heard of another character with that name. Then again, my japanese is very limited, so I could be completely wrong. If it IS a name, Iā€™m guessing itā€™s gonna be our crooked manā€™s over there since most chapters so far were named after the different supernaturals.Ā 
Moving on, Kou shows the ghost that he decided to mess with the wrong guy by promptly throwing them against the shoe lockers. RIP ghost (again).
Oh! Kou says that the ghost is wearing a school uniform, so he was possibly a student here. Interesting! Now, we donā€™t know when this boy died, but this means that Hanako isnā€™t the only ghost that has an attachment to this school. The question then would be why this boy isĀ here specifically and not somewhere else.
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OH!!!!!! There he is!! Heā€™s the pink-haired boy, right?? Okay, so, itā€™s been a while, but I mentioned that I had seen two spoilers when my instagram feed decided to betray me. One was Hanakoā€™s brother and the other was this boy here! I saw him two times in two pieces of fanart with Kou. I didnā€™t know he would appear so soon! Ohhhhhh thatā€™s exciting! Iā€™m guessing he must be important in some way, right? He looks really cute! and now I feel bad about the crooked man comment (even though his neck really looked kinda funky in that one panel). Are they gonna become friends?? Is Kou gonna expand his friend list to two (2) ghost friends?.......oh, god, I hope Teru doesnā€™t object to this one too. Well, no, I donā€™t think he would; he wants to exorcise Hanako because he considers him a danger to the school (and Iā€™m not saying that Hanako doesnā€™t have the power to hurt others but likeā€¦ā€¦.his brother really seems like the bigger threat right now nglā€¦ā€¦...Although, do they even know about him? Because we know that Kouā€™s grandmother (?) was the one to seal Hanako away and his family knows that he killed ā€œsomeoneā€, but do they know about his twin?)
Hey, thereā€™s my other two children! So they are gonna be involved in this arc as well, cool.
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OMFG KOU! Sweetie, no! Like, I get it, heā€™s a ghost that tried to grab you and he could have hurt someone but he looks so helpless, like a scared puppy! I get tying him up but was the duct tape on the face really necessary? I mean, no one else besides the other supernaturals and Yashiro and Teru would have heard him, right?Ā I canā€™t even be mad at him tho, look at how excited he is about catching a ghostĀ  ą²„ā€æą²„Ā  Ā Ā 
Anyway, it seems like he went to Hanako to check how he could deal with the ghost. And awwww!! Itā€™s because he doesnā€™t want to exorcise him, either! Heā€™s really committed to this new path, huh? Good on you, Kou, Iā€™m so proud.Ā 
Hanako gives the boy a long silent look and tells Kou that since the ghost is there probably because of some unfinished business, that means he should help him solve whatever they are. I mean, if countless movies have taught me anything, it is that this plan should probably work.
Omfg Kou just keeps yanking this little ghost boy around. Please be careful with the ghost child. Yashiro shows her concern over the idea (understandable, Kou can be overly enthusiastic and we donā€™t know anything about this new boy). Hanako says itā€™ll be fine and he also confirms that the boy is not really dangerous now (the ā€œnowā€ is kinda concerning, though (āš†.āš†) ā€¦..but then again, since I saw him and Kou in fanarts, Iā€™m guessing things will turn out okay), and that if things take a turn for the worse, itā€™s just more work for him because heā€™s the mediator. Hmmm, thatā€™s quite a solemn look on his face. I think he mentioned this when we met the mokke as Yousei-san, but he wants to avoid killing/getting rid off apparitions whenever possible, right? Thatā€™s why having Yashiro as his assistant works in his favour. So that means that he probably doesnā€™t want to have to ā€œdealā€ with this ghost, but since thatā€™s the nature of his role, he has no other choice if push comes to shove.
(ALSO, this is a side note but it just hit me: since Hanako doesnā€™t seem to know this ghost, that means that heā€™s new? or maybe that he recently acquired the ability to manifest? could it be because of the rumors? like, he was just doing his own thing and suddenly the rumors forced him to haunt the entrance?)
Anyway, we cut back to Kou and ghost boy.
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Omfg this poor child. Kou, please untie him before he starts crying.
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ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦...oh my god. I- well, I expected many things but this was not one of them. Like, he has every right to be angry but wow this child has a mouth on him. But also it could be because of the way itā€™s translated but itā€™s very funny to me that his insults range from ā€œi hope you drop deadā€ to ā€œdummy headā€ pffft.
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I-.....Ā Heā€™s really nothing like I expected omg what. Sweetie, breath, trust me when I say Kou would be one of the last people to even think about doingĀ something like that.
OMFG I JUST SCROLLED
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Pffffffffft why is that so funny?? I canā€™t be the only one thatĀ  read that in the spongebob narrator voice.
But yeah, it looks like he got it all out of his system. Now Kou is trying to maintain his ā€œcool guy facadeā€ so that ghost boy will respect him (I think itā€™s gonna take more than that to achieve it, but weā€™ll see). He also tells him that he comes from a family of exorcists but that backfires spectacularly because the boy basically calls him an otaku. RIP Kou, he really canā€™t catch a break pffft
Ghost boy keeps being sassy and that makes Kou threaten him with his staff. Good thing he doesnā€™t know that itā€™s sealed and that it doesnā€™t really work.
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Hey! His name really is Mitsuma (thank god, I can finally stop calling him ghost boy). He really isnā€™t the cooperative type, huh? Also whatā€™s that bottom left face omfg Please just let Kou know, he just wants to help.
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Like, I know theyā€™re brothers but wow Kou looks so much like Teru right here, scary face and all. But yeah, anyway. A picture? Like, he lost a picture that he treasured? Or maybe he wants to take one? Or he wanted to take a picture with someone else?
Ohhhh, okay. So he was part of the photography club and there was a picture he wanted to take before he died. Or so he thinks. So like, do you lose part of your memories when you die? If so, could it be because of the passage of time or as defense mechanism of some sort? If his camera is still at the club, then that probably means that he was a student here not too long ago.
We cut to Kou helping Mitsuba take some pictures (and being attacked by birds in the process), And from the looks of it, itā€™s all on purpose and Mitsuba is having way too much fun with the power he has lol Kou, in turn, keeps zapping him with his staff when Mitsuba gets too cocky. Boy, these two already have quite the dynamic, I canā€™t even imagine how chaotic theyā€™re gonna get in the future.
Kou then points out that Mitsuba has taken pictures of scenery and animals but none of people. Mitsuba admits that pictures of people are better if you want to win awards but then cuts himself off. Hmmm. Does he like to take pictures of nature better because of his artistic style or could there be a deeper meaning behind it?Ā 
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Hereā€™s your reminder that I really really love KouĀ  ą²„ā€æą²„ Heā€™s such a good boy I justĀ  ą²„ā€æą²„Ā  ą²„ā€æą²„Ā 
ā€œIā€™ll passā€Ā PFFFFFFFFFFT these two give me whiplash, I swear. Mitsuba is freaking brutal (and Iā€™m kinda living for it ngl).
Hey, one of Kouā€™s friends, Yokoo, is back!Ā 
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Oh????? Did Mitsuba went to the school recently? Were they in the same year??? Kou didnā€™t look like he recognized him, so maybe he was in a different class?
Ah, they actually were in the same class during their first year. Is Kou in his last year of middle school? Soā€¦.they were in the same class two years ago?Ā 
Oh no. Mitsuba died sometime last winter in an accident. It looks like he has a big scar on the back of his neck; if thatā€™s how he died, it seems like it was quite painful. This poor child ;; Yokoo mentions that they werenā€™t really that close to him (and thatā€™s very clear considering Kouā€™s reaction). I wonder why Mitsuba didnā€™t say anything. But then again, Kou didnā€™t really give him any signals to work with, I guess he just decided to keep quiet.
Oh! It looks like Kou is remembering something now that heā€™s been reminded.Ā 
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oh my godā€¦...look at themā€¦ā€¦.babies ;;; they look so young ;;;;;; what happen??? why did they stop talking?? just because they were in different classes?
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Oh, thatā€™sā€¦ā€¦.thatā€™s heartbreaking. To desperately reach out, again and again, and to come out empty handed every time. And I feel like itā€™s such a common fear too, the possibility of being forgotten by everyone you care about. That would be such a hit to your own self-worth. Oh, sweetheartā€¦.This poor baby needs so many hugs.
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kllsworn Ā· 5 years ago
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What's your favorite scene from the AoD anime :D
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I had to put this under a read more because I went WAY OVERBOARD. So umā€¦ Enjoy.Ā 
I shit I got SO MANY. But if I have to chose, I think Iā€™d pick the whole Zack chasing Rachel in episode 1. Mainly because it was one of the best character introductions I have ever seen and secondly, we see his truly murderous side only in that part. Thatā€™s when heā€™s the happiest, when he completely letā€™s loose and strips himself of whatever morality or decency make a human being. Even when he takes the drugs and loses it, heā€™s never as feral as heā€™s in that scene.Ā 
Just the way they did it was masterfully done. First off we only see his floor which already tells us a lot about what kinda guy lives here. Then only his silhouette with the light reflecting only off his smirk and the blade of his scythe. We know that guy is dangerous but the clips were so short, we barely got to see him. Kinda like a creature caught on a blurry photograph. And then he shows up, completely tearing the door down, wood splinters falling in slow motion and his laugh is the first thing we hear.Ā 
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His facial expressions go so crazy in this scene. How his pupils shrink in excitement, his smirk growing far too large and how he MOVES. Just the way he bends down to Rachel with his messy hair falling into his face, completely covered by the shadows of his hoodie. He moves so unnaturally and drips PSYCHO with every word he utters to that little girl. Doing his countdown and then he goes in for the kill. AND HOW HE DOES. He doesnā€™t just run. His torso is leaned forward like he tries to get to here before his legs even do, weapon barely holding him back as they added this red glow to his eyes to show his bloodthrist kicking in. (that was such a nice effect btw - Iā€™m so happy they did that)
All the time he keeps laughing like crazy, clearly enjoying the chase. Then comes one of my absolutely FAVOURITE parts because it was such a slasher thing to do! The homage to The Shining where he peeks through the crack in the door? BRILLIANT! Then just kicking it open, where we clearly see that heā€™s a complete bastard (since thatā€™s such a bad guy move - come on) And when he then stabs his scythe into the chest? The tension in that moment is so THICK only to drop in the most anticlimactic way. Thatā€™s when we realize, hang on.. This guy is dangerous but heā€™s not almighty. Heā€™s actually kinda dumb. And then the scene ends with him just walking back into the dark alleys so we know that they are still dangerous cause heā€™s out there.
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This followed by the moment he finds her again, mocking her about he was done giving her a head start and, not sure if you caught that but when he gets ready to chase her, he kinda takes his time getting into a sprinting pose, eyes narrowing in glee and then (at least in the English dub) he does this really, deep rough chuckle. I got fucking goosebumps man.
And to top it all off, the scene ends with Zack slamming a big fucking dent into the elevator where we get to imagine what that might have done to a little girl and where we realize how strong he actually is. So all this information about him, is kinda scattered throughout this first encounter.
Okay I should wrap this up by now but I wanna add ONE MORE PART of that episode. The moment he killed Danny. NOT TO SPITE YOU! But because it was so amazing?? He completely snuck up on that scene and when Danny kept himself wide open, he went in for the kill because he couldnā€™t hold back. The shot of him getting sprayed in blood as Dannyā€™s vision kinda blurred on his form, followed by that fit of laughter? JFC I had to rewind like 3 times. Okay Iā€™m done now I swear. Holy shitā€¦Ā 
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audikatia Ā· 5 years ago
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1.22 Journey to Regionals
Rating: 5/5. A solid ending to a really good season.
Best Song: Donā€™t Stop Believinā€™
Memorable Quote: ā€œI love you.ā€ -Finn
General Notes:
Oh, the kiss on the stairs is actually perfect
Oh, Finn telling Rachel he loves her is actually perfect, too
Am I really crying over ā€œDonā€™t Stop Believingā€? I actually forgot that more than just Finn and Rachel had solos. And when Quinnā€™s mom shows up? Oh god.
Remember when they paired Quinnā€™s birth sequence to ā€œBohemian Rhapsodyā€? What a fucking choice.
I love that Quinn went to the hospital, she had her baby, and the rest of the Glee Club made it back to the announcement of the winners. Fastest fucking labor ever.
Of course they didnā€™t place. The writers had to give them something to strive for next year.
Puck telling Quinn he loves her means so much to me.
Meanwhile Will tells Emma he loves her and Iā€™m just meh. Although, I did love her sticking up for the Club. I love her commitment to the students, but her relationship with Will does nothing for me
Oh man, I forgot how cute Tina and Artie were.
I donā€™t think I could ever be in a glee club because after a certain point, I just canā€™t handle everyone expressing everything in song jfc
The little hand grab between Quinn, Mercedes, and Kurt was actually too adorable
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miasswier Ā· 7 years ago
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Some thinky thoughts about That Post because everyone seems to be posting theirs and I feel left out
Look, Iā€™m not going to lie, I reblogged that post. I related to that post. I think itā€™s fantastic that so many people didnā€™t have that fandom experience, and honestly, I wish I hadnā€™t. But I did. I followed too liberally when I first joined tumblr and was far too reticent to unfollow, which means that I saw it all. The ship wars. The character wars. The hate. Any shitty thing that happened in fandom between seasons two and four, I was there for it, watching from the sidelines, only marginally getting involved every now and then (though those small involvements usually ended with either someone telling me to kill myself or someone harassing me through asks for multiple days). I saw the rise and fall of popular tumblr users and fanfic writers. People jumped ship, then jumped back, then changed their mind again. Up was down and down was up, and honestly, it wasnā€™t until I realized that it didnā€™t have to be this way that my experience with fandom changed.
Now? I love being in the Glee fandom. But thatā€™s because I have a very selective number of Glee blogs that I follow, and I am no longer reticent to unfollow. In fact, Iā€™m almost too trigger happy with the unfollow button. I love every mutual I have from the Glee fandom, I love every Glee post that comes my way. I have xkit so I can block the few posts that come my way that I donā€™t agree with or seem too aggressive. I will probably be a part of the Glee fandom until I die (sorry to those of you that hate me lmao) because I love this goddamn show, and Iā€™ve managed to find a group of people who love it just as much as I do.
The funny thing is that when I changed my tumblr dash, my view of Glee changed, too. There were dozens of times that I almost stopped watching the show, that it became too much, all because of the fandom. Around the end of season four is when I started to re-vamp my dash, when I became really quick to unfollow and really hesitant to follow new blogs. And you know what? Seasons five and six were amazing to me. I still consider them to be my favourite seasons of Glee, because my fandom experience was so goddamn positive during that time.
But you know what else? My view of past seasons has started to change, too. Characters I couldnā€™t stand (Marley in particular, but also Rachel, Brittany, Finn, Artie) are characters Iā€™m growing more attached to. With every re-watch, I fall harder for stories that used to annoy the fuck out of me. Iā€™ve started to listen to more of the music because I used to hate certain songs on principal and wasnā€™t able to appreciate how amazing they are because I just didnā€™t want to. I used to despise Brittana, and now itā€™s my second favourite ship. I couldnā€™t stand Rachel, and even though I still struggle with her sometimes, I can see the good in her even when sheā€™s being obnoxious. Even the season four newbies donā€™t annoy me as much as they used to (I recently re-watched 4x12 and found myself feeling tiny tugs of emotion about the Jarley scenes, which in the past have only made me roll my eyes and pull out my phone in an instant). Ā When my fandom experience changed, my view of the show changed. It went from a guilty pleasure I couldnā€™t quit to something I am proud to love. Iā€™m not embarrassed when I tell people Glee is my favourite show. I love that fucking show. Of course there are issues with it, and Iā€™ll be the first to point those issues out, but I still fucking adore it. Itā€™s my show, and itā€™s so special to me, and let me tell you, itā€™s so much more rewarding to watch the show and actually enjoy it for what it is, instead of counting down the scenes until Kurt and Blaine share a look again (another reason why I enjoy the show a lot more lately is that I no longer force myself to re-watch awful episodes in the spirit of a full re-watch. I know which ones I canā€™t stand, and I just skip them. Seriously, itā€™s made my most recent re-watch so incredible). I know I wouldnā€™t feel this way if it werenā€™t for my current fandom experience.
But all that being said, I still lived what that post was talking about. I saw the shit, I lived through the shit, I learned from the shit (though I will admit that I backslide sometimes if I donā€™t have the spoons to remind myself that Iā€™ve already been through this a thousand times I should know better by now). Someone once told me to burn my face off, and then someone reblogged my response (which was aimed at a specific section of fandom, which I know the person who sent the ask hailed from) telling me I was being rude and judging an entire section unfairly because they werenā€™t the only people who hated mia. So, like, I think itā€™s absolutely amazing that people on here have managed to avoid all the bullshit and feel really protective of the fandom space that theyā€™ve created for themselves, but honestly, the large majority of the Glee fandom experience was what that post entailed. We followed the wrong people, we allowed ourselves to be sucked into the madness, and it wasnā€™t good.
You know what, though? That wasnā€™t Gleeā€™s fault, and none of this is specific to the Glee fandom. You think Glee invented toxic fandom spaces? PLEASE. Toxic fandom has existed since day one. You take anything that people feel passionate about and put them in close vicinity with someone who feels that same passion but in a different, potentially opposite way, things are bound to get volatile. Glee isnā€™t even the worst Iā€™ve experienced. Yeah, it was a mess, but to act like it was the catalyst to everything that is wrong with the internet is unfair. I mean, for goodness sake, one of the few things that everyone in the Glee fandom could agree on was that it annoyed us that people kept forgetting we were a fandom. We had a huge presence on tumblr, but we were always ignored. How the hell could we have sparked the internet revolution? How could we have popularized the use of the word ā€œproblematicā€? Everyone wrote us off as a joke because our show was seen as a joke. Donā€™t try and pin all of tumblrā€™s problemā€™s on us.
Also, it is important to note that the person who made that post is a Brittana shipper, and therefore their fandom experience was most likely self-contained to Brittana. I mean, for goodness sake, the post mentions HeYa, but ignores CrissColfer, which is probably the most active section of fandom still left (though donā€™t get me started on that). A lot of the posts Iā€™ve seen in response to this post are coming from Klaine fans, who will obviously have different experiences with the fandom than this person did. And I mean, really, do I even need to point out the obvious that everyoneā€™s experience in fandom is different?
I really wish I could be one of those people annoyed at that post because that wasnā€™t my experience. I wish I had followed the right people from the start. I wish Iā€™d known better. I wish my first three years in fandom were as amazing as the past four years have been (and jfc have I really been on this dumbass website for that long?!). But it wasnā€™t, and that post really reflected a huge part of my fandom experience. Iā€™m so thankful, though, to read posts by people whose fandom experience is not reflected by that. Iā€™ve loved every one of those posts thatā€™s come across my dash. And I especially love that I only saw the original post once, but have seen at least four or five posts talking about positive Glee experiences instead.
I love this fandom, even with itā€™s messy history. And, more importantly, I love this show, and will continue to love it until the literal day that I die.
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courtanie Ā· 7 years ago
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Submission from anonymous
Hey dude, is it okay if I post a review of one of your ficts on your tumblr? I donā€™t have an account on ff.net and I honestly donā€™t want to if thereā€™s an option to reach you elsewhere anyway.. cause point is Iā€™m not really into fandoms or ships or smut or fanart, this ainā€™t really my cup of tea, but I really like the idea of fanfiction. I guess what irks me in other fanforms is the lack of exploration of the source material? Lack of critical input? Iā€™m not sure and honestly I donā€™t think too much about it, but I love storytelling above all and itā€™s great to know that there are places out there where people build communities based on free world building.. you know what I mean? And I wonā€™t lie and say that such a wild and unkept environments bring out only the best out of people, because really, the world of fanfiction (at least as much as i had seen..which ainā€™t much) is fulled with folks that use is to serve their own fantasies rather than valuing cohersive writing or um..sometimes logic? And that can be so morbidly fascinating and at the same time.. off putting.. to me? Iā€™m not writing this to be a dick and Iā€™m really sorry if it comes over as such, Iā€™m sorta struggling to explain why Iā€™m even reading it if the first thing Iā€™m stating is that Iā€™m not into this stuff.. oh yeah, fuck it, back on track- Itā€™s so fascinating with what kind of stuff people come up with, truly astonishing, things I wouldnā€™t have thought of in my life for better or worse and the thing that surprises me the most is when I open up a story as a joke, just because i thought the premise sounds so ridiculously it ought to be entertaining in some way- and am consequently blown away by how well it is written. A thing that only fanfiction can do to me- use my predjustices against me and punishes me with good fortune. I never thought reading about a fairly punching another fairy in the mouth would make me so happy but here I am, nooding approvingly out of shock (and some satisfaction too Iā€™d say). Itā€™s soooo impressive how much thought you put into this Dude! Fucking went and invented a language for them! Jesus Christ- I know so little professional writers that would do that..
So much detail, but not enough to be overwhelming, enough to keep the characters grounded. Enough development of the world to feel the realism creep onto the character with a steady persistent pacing, enough room the breathe and how much the humor contrasts it is wonderful and the fact that it derives so much out of the characters themselves makes them fell much more independent to me.
Iā€™m not a native english speaker (so sorry for bad and confusing grammar) and recently moved to another country I barely speak the language of and certain things in the story hit home. Iā€™m so so impressed by your research for it. Just take my word for it that youā€™re writing the dialogue (or the content of it?) really well and organically, not childish at all. Fact is, when you adapt to a new language you need to step a few steps back in order to be able to follow the path. You gotta hold yourself back so often it feels like you loosing on credibility and everyone sees you as a child of sort, and you know you can give much more, can show much more and just know much more that you are able to be but cant for the time being. And you wonder if youā€™ll ever come that far to be able to express what you want, and you start doubting yourself if you truly do know what you think you know or did your frustration get the best of you. Itā€™s hard to explain, all the new and old information gets mixed together and it gets kind of hard to keep track of it you know? The things you were certain off, become or seem useless and the things that are new and incomprehensible become like a key of survival.. but you need more time, you need to wait.
Ramble, ramble, ramble. This was just meant to be a bit of encouragment, but of course I rambled into oblivion.Hope itā€™s not too awkard :) but I really enjoyed Glass and Iā€™m gonna check for updates here and there, just donā€™t overwork yourself- Itā€™s too sad to see when people get overrun by their own work especially if it is meant for enjoyment and relaxation.
If you find any of the above info usefull feel free to use it, you donā€™t need to post this ..um..submission(?) I just wanted to post my compliments, youā€™ve fished yourself a fish out of water. I probably wonā€™t change anything about my fanfiction habits (that is, skipping trough it twice a year when I remember that it exist..) but it feel good to know that people are being creative out there and are getting so good at it as well. Seeing talented people in any field is such joy, as a hobby or profession, it doesnā€™t matter, It is so good to know that there are so many passionate people scattered around the world ,hidden, doing what they love.
Enjoy your day, xoxo
Hi sorry I know you said I donā€™t need to post this but okay I do I have no other way to reply to you
There was literally nothing better in the world I couldā€™ve woken up to today holy crap I am legitimately crying happy tears right now. Like I am all but speechless and trying desperately to figure out how to express how appreciative I am for this.
Glass is like, my ultimate pet project. I have others that Iā€™ve been working on that I enjoy a little more, but when it comes down to it, nothing takes more of my effort than Glassā€™ worldbuilding, so getting any kind of advice or criticism or praise on certain elements really means the world to me. You have no idea how long I waited for someone to talk about the ā€œchildā€ talk. Literally no idea. I was literally BEGGING people to comment on it, to tell me if Iā€™m way off course for how situations like that would play out. No one would help me at all despite the number of readers I have over two sites. You cannot imagine the relief I felt from your words here. Iā€™ve been carrying that stress for months and itā€™s just nice to know it was carried for nothing more than my own anxieties. Considering I only took two years of a foreign language about ten years ago, I donā€™t really have a lot of memories on how it played out other than hating the course. (I have my sources who are a lil more practiced in the language field but lol Iā€™m awful about asking for help)
But either way, thank you. Holy shit thank you SO much for this. Ngl I saw ā€˜submission from anonymousā€™ in my email and immediately groaned like ā€œjfc itā€™s another goddamn spam linkā€. So my glee here is just expressed tenfold from the utter surprise of it all. Also can I say I loved you opened it as a joke. I jump back and forth between treating it like a joke for myself and being super cereal so I totally get coming at it from that angle.
(Also, thereā€™s ArchiveofourOwn that posts fanfiction and has a bit of a nicer comment interface in case you run into this problem again with someone elseā€™s fics and not knowing where to post them, and you donā€™t need an account to review)
All that aside, thank you again. This just... it really made my day. I may come home and work on the next chappie a lil more after work this just boosted my confidence in the project like no other so thank you.
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obaewankenope Ā· 8 years ago
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What are your favorite shark facts?
*screeches with glee* Alright nonnie, you have asked me the best question EVER!
Apologies for taking two days to reply to this, life was a bit hectic
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Super Awesome Shark Facts
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Sharks showed up 400 million years ago in the Devonian 358.9ā€“298.9 aka ā€œThe Age of Fishā€ between the geological Silurian (443.8ā€“419.2 million years ago) and the Carboniferous Periods (358.9ā€“298.9 million years ago). By the time of the Carboniferous, we had amphibians and other small vertebrate creatures capable of crawling about on land. Itā€™s during the Carboniferous Period that the continent of Pangaea first began to form (let that sink in for a second, the sharks were about before Pangaea even began to look like a continent, thatā€™s how long these creatures have been about jfc).Ā 
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To date theyā€™ve survived FIVE massive planet extinction eventsā€¦ ya know, those things that KILL PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET?? YEAH, THEM. We know of one that happened pretty recently in geological history; 65 million years ago when the dinosaurs went bye-bye. How fucking badass is that, Jesus Christ!
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Thereā€™s currently over 500 types of Shark in the ocean at present (though not for long if people donā€™t stop KILLING THEM! CAN YOU NOT?!??). The most famous, of course, is the Great White (Carcharodon carcharias) and the Hammerhead (family:Ā Sphyrnidae). For all that thereā€™s a variety of Species, there are, of course, similarities in form and shape including cartilaginous skeletons (theyā€™re literally made of the same stuff as the ridge of your nose is), enhanced electro-static senses (on their nose which is cute but also reason why if you boop them on the nose theyĀ ā€˜nopeā€™ it out of the place; consider it not too dissimilar to bashing your funny bone and deciding to avoid that damned door in the future, same sort of logic tbh).
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You can pet a Shark on the nose. This isnā€™t really a fact so much as an interesting aside that I think is cute and adorable as shit so like ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ
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[The still looks scary but honestly, heā€™s just giving the Tiger Shark a snack lol]
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[I believe these are Lemon Sharks, which are fucking cute and I would cuddle one of them to the end of my life (I donā€™t have self-preservation instincts tho soooo)]
FIVE
You have a higher chance of dying from being attacked by hornets, wasps, bees, dogs and even a fucking coconut (if you live in Asia) than you do of being killed by a Shark. Howā€™s that for some mad stats?
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As Iā€™ve said, Sharks have survived FIVE massive planet extinction events but, currently, 20-30% of Sharks are close to extinction because of us, humans. Commercial fishing means Sharks get caught on hooks and nets; homeopathic remedies that require parts of Sharks for them toĀ ā€˜workā€™; and Shark Fin Soup all contribute to the decline of these amazing creatures that have lived on this planet longer than even our most distant ancestor has.
SEVEN
Thanks to the media and stupid ass people who think they know everything from a movie marathon of the Jaws series, people think all Sharks are man-eating monsters that want to murder anyone who dares go for a swim in the open water. Hereā€™s the thing though, 97% of over 500 Shark species are HARMLESS to us. The ones that ARE harmful tends to be because weā€™re in THEIR space and fucking up THEIR shit (personally, Iā€™d beat your ass too if you came near my home so IDK why anyone thinks Sharks are evil; theyā€™re just animals).
EIGHT
The reason why so many Shark attacks happen in California and places like South Africa is simply because of the abundance of food for Sharks; Great Whites especially. Seals, Sea Lions, and Sea Otters are all on the menu for the Great White and us pesky ass humans keep getting in their way. Itā€™s not their fault they mistake us for food. Honest mistake.
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Connected to EIGHT. Most of the time, people die from a Shark BITE but the Shark doesnā€™t come back for a second time (usually) because, unlike pretty much every other species thatā€™s evolved on this planet, Sharks donā€™t have the opportunity to test what something is before using their teeth on it. Humans bleed out horrendously fast, especially in water, so the cause of death for most Shark attacks is blood loss and shock, not actually being eaten by a Shark.
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Whale Sharks are the largest Sharks on record out of all current, living Shark species. They can be over 13 metres in length and, while they look scary considering how humans usually donā€™t go past 2 metres (imagine seven people stood on top of each other and youā€™ve got an idea of how long a Whale Shark is), Whale Sharks are the most docile creatures ever. Theyā€™re quite similar to Whales (hence the name) that live on plankton, for example the Blue Whale, and are absolutely gorgeous.
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Hopefully these have been somewhat educational (while interspersed with my delightful attitude) and everyone can go on with their lives a little more aware and knowledgeable about Sharks.
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exposing-5h Ā· 8 years ago
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y'all amber riley went on dwts during glees prime and won. same with a lot of people, kim k went along with a lot of "A-listers" stop being negative about every little thing, jfc.
Exactly. Yall can dislike the show, but don't deny straight up facts.-V
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