#and the little salt girl mascot with the umbrella that says “shes one salty bitch”
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If I'm at home I'm in bed in my jammies ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Very unfair for life to not give me pointy ears tbh
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@that-ace-idiot @mighwnt @clingyduoapologist @genlossicle + whoever the hell else‼‼ knock yourselves out
#replace the cig with a joint and yea#well i mean i smoke cigs but only when ive had a particularly bad day at work#if i was TRYING to get a nicotine addiction i would have gotten a vape#its not QUITE things i have in my closet but its in a pretty close vein#my brother got me a shirt with a screaming possum that says “lets eat trash and get hit by a car”#and the little salt girl mascot with the umbrella that says “shes one salty bitch”#my mom didnt take me to hot topic enough as a kid so now im getting it out of my system in my 20s gedskfj#i do actually have the little fang funnily enough#my baby canine on my right side refused to fall out for the longest time and the adult one grew in kind of through the gums above it#so now it sits on my bottom lip if i smile even a little#which is why i never smile because im the single ungrateful bastard in the world that DOESNT want an irl neko tooth#trying to embrace it though. god knows dental corrections are fuck-you expensive 🙄#my first financial mistake was not being born into a rich family and the rest has been downhill since uwu#tag game#picrew#god i love picrews shout out to whoever invented picrews#brainworm posting
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