Stephanie: Do you think Plastic man is chewy? Like a piece of gum? Or maybe even rubber?
Jason: Gross!
Tim: Why would you even think of that?!?
Bruce: NOT AGAIN.
Stephanie, Jason and Tim: ... What?
Bruce looking pointedly at Dick: Nobody is chewing on him again!
Dick: 😅
Robin!Dick: Hey Bruce! Bruuuuuuce!
Bruce: ...?
Robin!Dick: Do you think Plastic-man would let me chew on him if I asked nicely?
Bruce: ...No.
Robin!Dick: I think he would!
Bruce: Please don't try.
Cut to robin successfully chewing on Plastic-man's arm
Bruce: Drop it.
Robin!Dick: grrr
Bruce: You don’t know where it's been. You’ll get sick.
Plastic-man: Hey! I'm plenty cleanly! Also who is this kid?
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I see you, Abbot Elementary. Having Mr. Morton show up in-person for the very first time this entire season and immediately establish that 1) Morton's Hershey Park marriage is in the process of ending AND 2) Morton's very existence still pushes Jacob's buttons like nothing else.
I've read enough "enemies-to-lovers" fanfiction to know exactly where this is going. And I want to say that I am delighted and that I called this from Morton's very first episode.
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PC can enter Robin's room naked and I think this should be taken to the next logical step where both of you are sitting naked and PC just casually cockwarms him the whole day. And they are playing games <3
You know what? Exactly my point, but since PC doesn't really come to school too often anymore cuz she's been busy fooling around with Wren, smashing stuffs in Remy's estate, go hunt the Ivory Wraith,... She'd prefer reading some books stolen from Sydney to maintain her school performance than playing games all day.
*Sigh* I wish PC and the school kids could graduate. School performance's such a pain to maintain when there are too many other things to do.
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going crazy going actually crazy about how at the end of Teruhashi's evil monologue Saiki states hes impressed with the execution, comments on how he couldnt pick it up from her thoughts and starts, with a rather amused voice, to say "You know..." and ill bet my soul he was going "You know what you worked very hard and everything else is solved. you deserved your date Teruhashi-san" IT HANGS IN THE AIR I CAN HEAR IT I CAN SMELL IT I CAN T A S T E IT
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hihihihihi i hope non-hear-me-out asks are allowed :)
you mentioned pre-rut BULK. does house appreciate this on wilson? or is he like "ew you're muscley/fat now". does wilson get self-conscious about it, is he like "ugh i'm so fat looking :(" ? (angsty wilson will forever abide in my heart. i love that sad little dude, and i want him even Sadder and more Disparaged and Desolate sometimes) is chase rude to alphas about this phase in their cycle, because imo that's in-character man has a judgemental/fatphobic streak
is there an omegan equivalent? like. presumably in a heat there's not much time for adequate nutrition, so do they also tend to put on weight right before, or do they just hold onto what they already have more, or do they just get really skinny every three-four months?
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oh non hear me out asks are cool too for sure
house always thinks that wilson's the hottest piece of ass no matter what. he teases him for bulking (while coincidentally also looking as though he wants to eat him) because he knows that wilson can get crabby about it sometimes solely because he has a bad habit of underestimating how much he puts on so he'll end the day in too-tight clothes or replacement scrubs to save himself the risk of ripping something or popping a button. he used to be more self conscious about it but now that he's older and has gone through twink death, he's more settled in his skin. it mostly just aggravates him for being inconvenient but it also gets him some more positive attention so it works out.
chase is a cute guy so he probably has been approached by bigger alphas with rut-fogged brains, too, so on top of his judgy fatphobia, he's definitely got the hardest time treating alphas going into rut, thinking of them with all the bad stereotypes -- excitable, horny, stupid, beefy jackasses. he's probably gotten in trouble for it before
omegas in heat eat very very little as a side effect of the cycle with their diets at the height of it mostly just being water and snack foods sometimes supplemented with sweets as more filling foods make them sick. their appetite wanes, too, so some refuse to eat even the safe foods provided to them. the food issues arise just before the peak of their heat (around the time they'd be excused from work to go on heat-leave) so by the time the worst of it passes and they can eat without nausea, omegas tend to look pretty ragged because of it -- and other reasons, obviously
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i think I would go grimdark if I were a sburb player and in the same way as rose. I think I'd look much more scarier than she was because the cause for my balls to the wall mode is more intense than hers.
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[fic: ynyd] Peter, if it wasn't Tony, who would you have been most comfortable being with for the whole Westcott thing? Tony, same question?
Peter: Oh, that's-- really weird to think about? I don't know, for the Avengers I guess other than Tony I knew Bruce the best at that point, but that would-- I mean-- no.
I guess-- Natasha? We weren't close then, but she's really good at keeping her cool; I don't think it would've felt as, like... humiliating... as with the others. Outside the team, I guess, like, Happy? Because I trust him? Ugh, I don't want to think about it.
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Tony: I hope you know that's a fucked up question.
But Rhodey, easy.
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What is seriously the point of having multiple 'fantastical' races in fantasy if they're all humans?
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The thing about lesbians with horrible taste is they're always on here going "oh you think it's hard to find good gay rep? here's a list of one thousand lesbian movies and tv shows you LAZY HOMOPHOBIC FUCKS." and then the list is like hundreds of the worst shows and movies you've ever seen and then your favorite show in the world right in the middle for no reason like LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!!!!!!
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