#and the growl is interesting

[grim-has-issues]

scythe has a very specific cadence and growl to his voice that makes him very distinct and recognizable.

[starry-bi-sky]

wolfpack. aka: if not friend, then why friend-shaped?

"Hey-- uh, Danny?" There's an almost imperceptible tremor in Tucker's voice.

Danny doesn't look up from what he's doing, his pencil scritching across his notebook as he tries to do another quadratic formula question. "Hm."

"What's -- uh -- what's with the dogs?"

He looks up now, and finally sees where Tucker is -- standing in the doorway of his room with an ashy look on his face and a skewed, nervous smile. He's got a white knuckle grip on the doorknob. Sam is wide-eyed behind him, and using him as a partial meat-shield.

Danny looks down to the two giant ghost wolves sprawled next to him lazily. One large green one with his head in Danny's lap, letting him use him as a prop-up for his notebook. Another equally large black one splayed against his hip, sleeping on her side with her head tilted inward to his calf.

Automatically, a grin tilts across Danny's face, and he lifts his notebook up to scratch behind the green one's ears. He opens a lazy eye, one that is bloody red with a ring of yellow around the pupil, before slipping it shut and leaning his head into Danny's touch. "This is Sirius and Procyon," he says, and reaches down to scratch Sirius' belly. "And they're not dogs, they're wolves."

"Great," Tucker says, his voice suddenly much smaller and faint, "Love that distinction."

Sirius makes a great big groan, and Danny's grin widens, his heart swelling with fondness. His hand slips away from her belly, and before he can put his notebook back down, Procyon pushes his head up his lap until his ear is against his stomach, demanding pets now too.

Sam peeks her head up from over Tucker's shoulder, "I think what Tucker's asking here is what are they doing here, Danny."

He shrugs, scratching under Procyon's chin. "They kinda just showed up. I tried sending them back to the Zone, but they keep returning." And they were weirdly intent on just following him around, which is the only reason he gave up on returning them. They weren't causing trouble, and they knew how to hide around the living. Plus, he just loves dogs. "So now I have two wolves living with me."

This, oddly enough, did not do anything to calm Sam and Tucker down. Tucker's mouth purses into a thin line, and he presses the sides of his palms to his lips in prayer. "How have your parents not found out about this?"

Danny wordlessly raises his hand, and his sleeve slides down to reveal a thin chain bracelet hooked around his wrist. He whistles sharply, and both Procyon and Sirius jerk their heads up to look at him, ears pricked up and eyes alert.

Silently, he points to his wrist and rattles it twice, and in unison both wolves stand up and pounce. Instantly, they turn into a respective, opaque black and green mist that swirls around the bracelet and forms into two, flat wolf charms.

Both wolves are posing in the stereotypical wolf howl, with little stars indented on the sides. Procyon's charm has the Canis Minor constellation engraved on it, while Sirius has the Canis Major.

Danny faces Sam and Tucker, and points at his wrist. "Like this."

[p1nkshield]

Stephanie: Do you think Plastic man is chewy? Like a piece of gum? Or maybe even rubber?

Jason: Gross!

Tim: Why would you even think of that?!?

Bruce: NOT AGAIN.

Stephanie, Jason and Tim: ... What?

Bruce looking pointedly at Dick: Nobody is chewing on him again!

Dick: 😅

Robin!Dick: Hey Bruce! Bruuuuuuce!

Bruce: ...?

Robin!Dick: Do you think Plastic-man would let me chew on him if I asked nicely?

Bruce: ...No.

Robin!Dick: I think he would!

Bruce: Please don't try.

Cut to robin successfully chewing on Plastic-man's arm

Bruce: Drop it.

Robin!Dick: grrr

Bruce: You don’t know where it's been. You’ll get sick.

Plastic-man: Hey! I'm plenty cleanly! Also who is this kid?

[lethalmissamerica]

genuinely tweaking THERE IS ONLY TWO PAGES OF LUCY X MAXIMUS ON AO3

[snufflepup]

Are you with someone else ? Are you talking to them instead of me ? Do you like them better ? . . .You're not allowed too.

You're mine.

[notmoreflippingelves]

I see you, Abbot Elementary. Having Mr. Morton show up in-person for the very first time this entire season and immediately establish that 1) Morton's Hershey Park marriage is in the process of ending AND 2) Morton's very existence still pushes Jacob's buttons like nothing else.

I've read enough "enemies-to-lovers" fanfiction to know exactly where this is going. And I want to say that I am delighted and that I called this from Morton's very first episode.

[dollya-robinprotector]

PC can enter Robin's room naked and I think this should be taken to the next logical step where both of you are sitting naked and PC just casually cockwarms him the whole day. And they are playing games <3

You know what? Exactly my point, but since PC doesn't really come to school too often anymore cuz she's been busy fooling around with Wren, smashing stuffs in Remy's estate, go hunt the Ivory Wraith,... She'd prefer reading some books stolen from Sydney to maintain her school performance than playing games all day.

*Sigh* I wish PC and the school kids could graduate. School performance's such a pain to maintain when there are too many other things to do.

[bbqhooligan]

going crazy going actually crazy about how at the end of Teruhashi's evil monologue Saiki states hes impressed with the execution, comments on how he couldnt pick it up from her thoughts and starts, with a rather amused voice, to say "You know..." and ill bet my soul he was going "You know what you worked very hard and everything else is solved. you deserved your date Teruhashi-san" IT HANGS IN THE AIR I CAN HEAR IT I CAN SMELL IT I CAN T A S T E IT

[rist-ix]

https://www.tumblr.com/rist-ix/749015401700229120 not you reblogging this when you ship bloom with the man who murdered her family 😭

Bloom's into ppl who slay! Hope this helps :3

[tayloralisonswift]

people who ask if they can pet your dog and then argue when you say no or straight up do it anyway…. do you feel like dying today

[marc--chilton]

hihihihihi i hope non-hear-me-out asks are allowed :)

you mentioned pre-rut BULK. does house appreciate this on wilson? or is he like "ew you're muscley/fat now". does wilson get self-conscious about it, is he like "ugh i'm so fat looking :(" ? (angsty wilson will forever abide in my heart. i love that sad little dude, and i want him even Sadder and more Disparaged and Desolate sometimes) is chase rude to alphas about this phase in their cycle, because imo that's in-character man has a judgemental/fatphobic streak

is there an omegan equivalent? like. presumably in a heat there's not much time for adequate nutrition, so do they also tend to put on weight right before, or do they just hold onto what they already have more, or do they just get really skinny every three-four months?

- 🎸

oh non hear me out asks are cool too for sure

house always thinks that wilson's the hottest piece of ass no matter what. he teases him for bulking (while coincidentally also looking as though he wants to eat him) because he knows that wilson can get crabby about it sometimes solely because he has a bad habit of underestimating how much he puts on so he'll end the day in too-tight clothes or replacement scrubs to save himself the risk of ripping something or popping a button. he used to be more self conscious about it but now that he's older and has gone through twink death, he's more settled in his skin. it mostly just aggravates him for being inconvenient but it also gets him some more positive attention so it works out.

chase is a cute guy so he probably has been approached by bigger alphas with rut-fogged brains, too, so on top of his judgy fatphobia, he's definitely got the hardest time treating alphas going into rut, thinking of them with all the bad stereotypes -- excitable, horny, stupid, beefy jackasses. he's probably gotten in trouble for it before

omegas in heat eat very very little as a side effect of the cycle with their diets at the height of it mostly just being water and snack foods sometimes supplemented with sweets as more filling foods make them sick. their appetite wanes, too, so some refuse to eat even the safe foods provided to them. the food issues arise just before the peak of their heat (around the time they'd be excused from work to go on heat-leave) so by the time the worst of it passes and they can eat without nausea, omegas tend to look pretty ragged because of it -- and other reasons, obviously

[geodebiome]

[sandwizard9]

i think I would go grimdark if I were a sburb player and in the same way as rose. I think I'd look much more scarier than she was because the cause for my balls to the wall mode is more intense than hers.

[ask-ursa-tonypeter]

[fic: ynyd] Peter, if it wasn't Tony, who would you have been most comfortable being with for the whole Westcott thing? Tony, same question?

Peter: Oh, that's-- really weird to think about? I don't know, for the Avengers I guess other than Tony I knew Bruce the best at that point, but that would-- I mean-- no.

I guess-- Natasha? We weren't close then, but she's really good at keeping her cool; I don't think it would've felt as, like... humiliating... as with the others. Outside the team, I guess, like, Happy? Because I trust him? Ugh, I don't want to think about it.

----

Tony: I hope you know that's a fucked up question.

But Rhodey, easy.

[blackholesandlions]

thinking about repo again... truly only happens in my weakest moments

[stellartusks]

What is seriously the point of having multiple 'fantastical' races in fantasy if they're all humans?