#and the gd sunglasses

[tbyfandoms]

That’s my movie star boyfriend *whew*

[friarvelune]

Moments that will be living rent-free in my head forever and ever.

Hey. Listen to Inn Between. It's good and also this happens and it's dramatic and cool and devastating (and just a little bit ridiculous. Acid flavored...).

(Image description: Three pictures of the same drawing in various stages of progress. The first image is the finished and colored drawing in black ink and colored pencil, and it pictures Meltyre, a young man with pale skin, dark brown hair, and currently green eyes. He is wearing dark grey robes with greenish-blue flames patterned around the wrists and hems, and a wizard hat with purple trim and the same greenish fire hanging as a pendant from the tip. His expression is angry and determined. In between his hands, he holds a ball of bright green liquid. Typed text around the drawing says in one font, "Stop calling me a coward." In a second font, it says, "...Meltyre, what is that?" In the first font again, it says, "Chromatic orb. Acid flavored. Are you listening to me now?" The word "now" is larger and spaced out for emphasis. The second and third images are the pencil sketch and the uncolored ink drawing with the words handwritten. End of image description.)

[itstimeforstarwars]

Going to have to buy a pair of prescription sunglasses three months before I get a new prescription because I failed to remember how many migraines LED headlights give me.

[friendlykelpie]

Views of Asgard

[aziraphales-library]

I'm dying to read Aziraphale annoying Crowley by being the cutest and one flustered demon being unable to help himself being so disgustingly in love with the angel 🥹🥹🥹 can you rec me some? pretty please 🍪💕

I just found this blog now by posting over at reddit: "Are there any fics where Crowley's deeply annoyed by Aziraphale's antics because he's so gd cute he wants to disintegrate? I'd read the hell out of it. Very canon. 😻" Lol. I'm willing to write something like this.... I actually might but wanna read it too 🥹🥹🥹

I know there's lots of these out there. This fandom is the most talented and plentiful I've ever seen :333

Thanks in advance xx

We have a #flustered crowley tag with loads of fics, so check that out. Here are more to add to the collection...

No sunglasses in the bookshop by ineffablegold (G)

The angel’s hands very briefly (but very surely) brushed on Crowley’s chest while he moved and spoke and wriggled oh so endearingly, right over his black shirt and the fallen angel could swear he saw stars again, like before the Beginning and like a flash there they were: nebulas all around him danced and exploded with colours. Crowley inhaled sharply and simply agreed with Aziraphale, no matter on what, he didn’t remember anyway. They’d be fine.

A Moonlit Masquerade by charlieiswritingthings (G)

“Say… How about we give dancing a try? After all, that’s one of the most important things about a masquerade, is it not?” Aziraphale tilts his head a bit, towards the direction of the dancers. His smile falters slightly when he hears what Crowley says next. “I don’t do dancing, Angel. You know that.” Crowley speaks with slight… almost annoyance, very obviously against the idea. Though, Aziraphale hasn’t given up quite yet. “Now, now. That simply won’t do. Let’s go have some fun together, shall we?” Aziraphale stands up, taking Crowley’s hand in his own as he begins walking in the direction of the dancefloor. A defeated sigh is heard coming from Crowley, and he’s forced to abandon his nearly finished glass of wine on the table.

Voicemails (from a Petty Demon) by sugardustedtulips (T)

“That’s it,” Crowley growled, taking large, bold strides toward the yellow Bentley in front of him, leaving the poor cherub blankly standing behind, ostensibly stunned. “What’s what?” Aziraphale asked, hoping he didn’t mean that he’d drive off without him. Surely Crowley wouldn’t be that petty. “I’m not talking to you for the rest of the day,” Crowley whispered matter-of-factly, hissing each sibilant as he punctuated his sentence by theatrically swinging open the car door.

Aziraphale makes the Bentley yellow. Furious, Crowley resorts to giving him the silent treatment. Of course, he misses the angel too much, and can’t help bombarding him with voicemails while locked in their bedroom.

A Midsummer Afternoon's Curse by cyankelpie (G)

(Aziraphale is the victim of a love spell, and needs Crowley’s help to break it. Which is a problem, because it’s very difficult for Crowley to focus while Aziraphale lavishes him with affection.) The rest of the sentence got knocked out of him by a large, off-white blur that flew out of the door and tackled him. “Crowley,” said a familiar voice, though the breathy fondness and affection in said voice was anything but familiar. “I knew you’d come.” Oh. It was Crowley. Crowley was the target of Aziraphale’s magical infatuation. Aziraphale wanted Crowley’s help ridding him of this newfound affection for Crowley. And Crowley, who somehow needed to be the level-headed one in this situation, was utterly fucked.

You Don't Need A Licence For That by WaitingToBeBroken (M)

Crowley works for the city council and is responsible for issuing licences and permits. Aziraphale seems to be hoarding them. Crowley should really reject some of those applications. And he will, once he is done pining over Aziraphale. Really, he will!

- Mod D

[wannaeatramyeon]

Vin Jin x Reader: Vulnerable

Comfort with Vin. This one for everyone who is just gd tired of everything.

"The fuck you doing down there?"

VIn's face edges into your periphery. Even with it upside down, you could see the sneer.

Ah. He hasn't got his sunglasses on today. Or, heaven forbid, those stupid goddamn goggles.

It's... nice. It's calming. You both showing a bit of vulnerability.

Even returning his question with a quip takes too much energy lately.

Instead you sigh and stare at the ceiling. It's easier to talk if you pretend there's no one except you and the void.

"Does everything ever feel like too much?" Can someone with as much arrogance and ego as Vin ever feel like that? "And you just need a lie down. No matter where. Even on this..." Gesturing with your hand, "dirty floor?"

You pause, thinking about what you actually want to do.

"Or do you ever just want to hide in a dark room somewhere, shut yourself off from the world until everything blows over?"

A part of you worries if you did do that, you may never see the light of day again.

Vin mulls over your words as he plops down gracelessly next to you, kicking up a bit of dust and causing you to flinch.

"...Yes."

Oh. You weren't expecting that.

Voice quiet, like an unwilling confession. You look into his eyes again and count the pupils.

One, two, three.

Huh. Or maybe you should have.

Your hand reaches out to hold his and his grip is firm, tight. Reassuring.

Just for a while. Just for a moment of reprieve. You both lie there and just... be.

[reddiesworldsblog]

daily reminder day 193: eddie k-tozier is alive and well and right now he’s taking advantage of the cool morning air by going on his daily morning jog. it’s the only time of day when the heat doesn’t make him wanna play in traffic tbh.

daily reminder day 194: eddie k-tozier is alive and well and right now he is.

daily reminder day 195: eddie k-tozier is alive and well and right now he and richie just got done watching the barbie movie that just came out and holy fucking shit it was gd life changing. they’re gonna see it again tomorrow, too.

daily reminder day 196: eddie k-tozier is alive and well and right now he’s having a really good day with his richie.

daily reminder day 197: eddie k-tozier is alive and well and right now he and richie are in the middle of giving each other smiley kisses and just enjoying being so close to one another.

daily reminder day 198: eddie k-tozier is alive and well and right now he’s relaxing and laying on a pool floaty as he floats around the pool; sunglasses on, good book in hand, and still perfecting his tan with the summer sun.

daily reminder day 199: eddie k-tozier is alive and well and right now he’s kicking richie’s ASS in a game of ping pong. don’t talk to him right now, he’s in the zone.

[ladylooch]

Did Emma and Lexi join their men on the trip to Mallorca?

Definitely! I was too sick last week to come chat about this, but still was imagining Emma bumping out in a blue, periwinkle one piece, bringing Timo to his GD knees looking that fineeee woman pregnant with his baby.

Nico and Lexi seem to keep disappearing??? And keep blaming it on the huge house they all rented???

"Sorry, I just keep getting lost in here. Nico had to save me again." Lexi giggles as Nico nips her neck when they return to the patio.

"Sluts." Timo mumbles.

"Okay daddy." Nico retorts. Emma spits out her mocktail, laughing hysterically at her brother overhearing them this morning. She really likes the daddy thing, okay?

"No regrets!" Timo assures his captain. "Not when it comes to that gorgeous woman over there." He lazily points at her. Emma smirks, adjusting her sunglasses to make sure they hide the feral eyes she has for her baby daddy.

Yeah, both our couples are enjoying the off-season 🥰

[cagcd]

      " It is- not that big a deal Johnny, I assure you! Leafs are a common thing get caught up on my person from the winds I am more then used to it. "( tl;dr : gd does fujins intros and exits have a lot of leafs in them. )

        ❛❛   I know a bad hair day when I see it,   and you my windy friend,   need serious help,   so sit still,   and let the pro do his thing.   ❜❜        he says firmly,   producing a comb from within his jacket,   which usually was the spot designated for an extra pair of sunglasses in case of emergencies,   but ever since his daughter had developed the habit to return from the playground all covered in mud or leaves from climbing trees he made to sure to carry an emergency pack that's consisted of a comb,   hair ties,   fresh wipes and Band-Aids.   The life of a parent was certainly a challenging one,   even more so when said child had interests most her age didn't share.   All of which he encouraged without judgment,   but had to sit hours long taking out leaves,   thorns and tending to cuts and scratches,   what made her think landing onto a bush would lessen her fall                  God,   she can be too much like him sometimes.   So upon seeing the sight of his friend covered with leaves from head to toe it was almost an automatic response to help take them out,   and go as far as rearranging his braid for him,   the state it was in was almost tragic.   Besides,   he can't imagine how long it would take to figure out this mess all on his own,   so why not lend a hand ?        ❛❛   You know how many breakdowns I had trying to figure out a French braid ?   This is nothing !   Let me flex a little.   ❜❜        Johnny chuckled,   remembering the day so vividly,   both him and cassie sat there watching the tutorial on youtube over and over at the dead of night until he achieved full perfection,   she had the loveliest look on picture day,   and he,   the longest nap in his life.   But they were minor inconveniences he welcomed wholeheartedly if it meant he could be there for his daughter,   he wouldn't ask for anything more.

@axrsinal // have no fear your savior is here !

[queeriboh]

You really are very pretty! I love the sunglasses! And the hair, but I think I said that one last time (I've always been jelly of straight hair though, secretly)

thank you ;w; I always feel kind of weird posting selfies on here just bc idk its not really the tumblr culture and none of my mutuals really do it but gd I'm proud of my fashion taste lately

ansld THANK YOU seriously I finally have the hair I've wanted since I very first discovered the long, white haired anime boy trope that my mom always said I'd regret and I'm loving it 😭

[cmdr-h-of-the-woods]

Cmdr’s H of the Woods logbook, March 3309

02 March 3309 Holiacan, Fortress Yarrow

Received a message from the Alioth Independents inviting me to visit them in their home system, as a reward for having helped around and sold interesting data. Still haven’t visited but I’m adding this to my list of places to visit.

03 March 3309 BD+74 526 B 1 c

Picked up a shipwreck signal and decided to investigate. Made a careful approach to make sure the wreck wasn’t guarded. The COVAS informed me that my ship was being scanned, but my radar was empty. I still don’t know what that was about. Continued my approach. Still no one, but lots of strange sounds, probably the wind blowing through cracks in the rusty hull, but there was also something that sounded... Thargoid-like? I did notice a green caustic cloud, which was not a good sign. Landed a little way away and deployed the rover. The cloud was hiding another of those Thargoid sensor fragments. I picked up a sample, for science. There wasn’t a lot more to salvage from the wreck. I wonder if the ship got attacked by the Thargoids, a long time ago. Or maybe they were transporting that sensor fragment and it burnt through the hull and caused the crash? I couldn’t find any black box I could retrieve to understand what happened..

05 March 3309 Eta Cassiopeiae, Angus Manwaring starport

Since my travels have taken me through a few systems with ammonia worlds, and since there was a request for data, I stopped by Eta Cassiopeiae to sell what I had. It’s not much, but exploring, scanning, and mapping worlds is what I do, so if there is any way that can help against the Thargoids, then I’m all for it.

06 March 3309 Iota Persei

Found a ringed water world. I’m fascinated by ringed planets, especially when they are more uncommon types -- Earth-likes, water worlds, or bodies I can land on.

Shibboleth Interesting exploration of a moon (body 3 c) and submoon (body 3 c a). Looked so big in the sky! Always very impressive. Loved the sunset on that submoon too, I had landed just on the edge between night and day.

17 March 3309 Ngaruayanka

Got a message from Mr Tanner of Aegis about finding Seo Jinn-Ae. Went to Ngaruayanka to see if I could find any clues about where she went and what happened to her. I followed the track across several systems but without any real answers to offer. Just the remains of a blown up ship in Ankaa.

Alnair Lots of bright stars in this system. My eyes are starting to hurt from staring at all those massive balls of burning gas. Decided to get myself some sunglasses, we’ll see if that helps.

53 Aquarii Biiiig C-type star. Very pink. It’s not even the main star of that system, but it’s so massive compared to the other two that this is where I dropped.

22 March 3309 Wyrd, Black Hide settlement

Visited a grumpy engineer who worked on my ship’s power plant. He did a good job, and even put in a recommendation to other engineers, which was quite nice of him. One of them messaged me later to let me know I could come visit her whenever, but she is all the way in Colonia, so this might take a while.

24 March 3309 GD 319

Docked at Bhabha Terminal to sell some data. Soon after, I received a message congratulating me on my promotion to Elite Explorer. Went to celebrate at the bar, before going back to my freshly-repainted ship to think about what this achievement means and the journey so far.

27 March 3309 Shinrarta Dezhra

Having received an invitation to visit this system after my promotion, I spent a good while exploring all the tourist beacons and learning more about the Pilots Federation.

29 March 3309 Bunda

Picked up a distress call while I was cruising in the system, so I dropped on it to see what was going on. There was a trader by the name of Ba Tholemu, stranded in his Type-7 Transporter, having run out of fuel. He wasn’t even that far from the main star, but I suppose he didn’t have a fuel scoop on his ship, so I helped him and he went on his merry way.

[consistantly-changing]

[Image descriptions in order: an infographic about Purim by @JEWISHPRIDEALWAYS. The first image is white text on a red background which says "The Jewish holiday of Purim". To the right, there is clip art of a golden masquarade mask styled like a butterfly.]

[What does Purim celebrate?

In ancient Persia, a high-ranking official, Haman, had a plan to exterminate the Jewish people.

This plan was foiled by Esther, a Jewish woman who became queen of Persia, and her cousin Mordecai.

Purim celebrates the survival of the Jewish people and the different elements* it took to overcome Haman.

*Esther and Mordecai's plan, Jewish unity, miracles & etc.]

[How is Purim celebrated?

Wearing costumes

Having festive meals

Eating Hamantashen

Drinking alcohol

Giving gifts of food/drink

Giving to the poor

Reading/hearing the Megillah* *Megillah: The story of Purim

To the right of the text is clip art of a party cone blasting confetti.]

[Why costumes?

The events of Purim are seen as a hidden miracle, with Gd working behind the scenes to save the Jewish people.

The Purim story has a theme of *hidden identity.

Wearing costumes is a way to celebrate hidden identities and hidden miracles.

*When Esther was first queen, she had to keep her Jewish identity hidden.

*At this time, the Jewish people in Persia were living in exile and often had to hide their faith.

In the bottom right corner of the image, there are five masquarade masks on sticks, of a golden mask, a king's crown, sunglasses, lips, and gold rimmed glasses.]

[4 Mitzvos of Purim Good Deeds/Commandments

1. Listen to the Megillah: To re-live the miraculous events of Purim, we listen to the reading of the megillah twice: on Purim night and on Purim day. When Haman's name is mentioned, we twirl graggers, boo or stamp our feet to "drown out" his evil name.

2. Give to the poor: Concern for the poor is a year-round responsibility for the Jewish people. On Purim, particularly, we place special emphasis on caring for the less fortunate and try to give charity to at least two, but preferably more, people in need.

3. Send gifts of food: On Purim, we emphasize the importance of friendship and community by sending gifts of food to friends. We do this by sending a gift of at least 2 kinds of ready-to-eat foods, to at least one friend on purim day, and to as many as possible.

4. Eat a festive meal: Like all festivals, we celebrate Purim with a special meal. They tried to kill us, we won. Rejoice!!!]

[Red text on a white background, which says: ONE OF PURIM'S MAIN THEMES IS JEWISH UNITY.

HAMAN TRIED TO KILL US ALL. WE WERE ALL IN DANGER TOGETHER, SO WE CELEBRATE TOGETHER TOO.

WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY PURIM!!]

[פורים שמח HAPPY PURIM! They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat!]

Purim starts TONIGHT! Happy Purim!!!!

Jewish Pride Always

[aviancataclysm]

blindfolder is my least favourite level on the list of literally free demons (other than the lightning road)

because everyone keeps saying it's easy and stuff and it PROBABLY IS VERY INCREDIBLY EASY, but the flashing effects make it so i cant think and makes me play like i have 15k attempts on back on track while pb is still 55% or something

so far i have accumulated 200+ attempts on this "free demon" atp beating it blindfolded (haha get it) might be more achievable i HATE THIS LEVEL and screw your "gg 1 att"s i get fucking FLICKER VERTIGO (<- same reason why i HATE the lightning road even tho i rebeat it in like 40 atts which is still 2x more than my 17 atts on rebeating the nightmare after 7 years of not playing gd)

also before anyone says anything, my room is very well lit, my monitor is at its lowest brightness setting so at this point i might as well start wearing sunglasses when playing levels like these

[kimludcom]

SPECIFICATIONSBrand Name: DYTYMJOrigin: Mainland ChinaGender: WOMENDepartment Name: ADULTFrame Material: RESINStyle: OvalLenses Optical Attribute: UV400Lens Height: 35mmLens Width: 52mmModel Number: GD-mmmXItem Type: EYEWEARPlace Of Origin: China (mainland)Eyewear Type: SunglassesLenses Material: AcrylicCertification:

[kandadiff]

Larger Than Life : New Years Kiss

11:50 PM

You looked at the long haired man you once called your partner and wondered if he planned all of this. You just found it funny how nearly ll the other men you showed any interest in, suddenly came down with a form of the stomach bug. GD, Wonho, Jay Park even jungkook. While conveniently Edward was the picture of perfect health drinking a beer while laughing with his friends.

You rolled your eyes and turned away from him and towards the huge TV mounted on the wall. Though we were in the snowy ski resorts of Vermont, the image of Times Square shone brilliantly on the TV. The large New Years Ball glittering under the shiny lights of New York. You thought of Kylie's words.

'Its totally bad luck not to welcome the New Years with a kiss from someone!' She insisted a couple of days ago. You agreed with her and planned on deciding at the party, but looking around you sighed heavily at your options.

"Did you pick yet?" Kylie grabbing your arm, made you jump and made her laugh. "What? Its only me!"

"You scared me, bitch." You laughed and turned to face her shrugging. "I don't know. Maybe I'll just grab someone random when the time comes."

She gave you a look and rolled her eyes taking your hand in hers. "No, Listen. When I found out your boys had a stomach bug, I called in a perfect friend for you to - you know - entertain you tonight."

"Its 10 minutes until the ball drops, Ky." You shake your head, you had been at this party since it started ... hours ago.

"Well, its snowing out and he had to drive here." She says as though it is obvious and you nodded. "Come meet him, I think you already heard of him."

You down your drink, letting Kylie lead you though the crowd. You could feel Edwards eyes following you and when you looked eyes with him you expected him to look away. He didn't. His same smirk painted on his face watching you closely. You rolled your eyes at him, through your glossy hair over your shoulder and let Kylie take you to your date, nervousness and excitement bubbling in your stomach.

You were disappointed and a little pissed at Kylie.

Standing in the resorts doorways taking off his snow cover jacket and lifting but not removing his sunglasses (even though it was nearly midnight), 21 Savage looked you over. He smirked a bit as though he liked what he saw then gave Kylie a small hug.

"Hey 21!" She greeted with a big smile. "This is the girl I was telling you about! My best friend, Adi."

"Damn Adi" he bit his lip "She said you were beautiful but you are even more then I expected." You forced a polite smile and tried to give Kylie a look but she didn't notice. "Let me grab a drink then we can talk for a bit. I can't think of a better girl to welcome the new year with." he said looking around spotting the bartender., "You want one?"

"Sure." you nodded about to tell him your drink of choice but he just nodded and walked over.

"He's nice right?" Kylie smiled at you and you shot her a look pulling her to you angrily.

"Bitch? Really!?"

"What? Travis is cool with him and its not like hes in a relationship - hes single."

"Why do you think I would like him?"

"Um because all you did was date a wannabe rapper who you gave his loser stuff back last week and I found you an actual cool rapper!" She said obviously. "Just spend the night with him then talk to me in the morning - my friend hooked up with him and she said hes really good." You opened your mouth to talk but found you couldn't say anything because Kylie really did believe this was a good idea. She really thought this .... man .. was a good match for you. "Just have a good time tonight and we'll talk in the morning over breakfast." She smiled at you running over to her own squeeze of the moment and wrapping her arms around his neck and placing a wet kiss to his lips.

you rolled your eyes and looked over at where 21 was ordering the drinks. You thought over Kylies words then decided against it, shaking your head and deciding to head to your room upstairs. Fuck it, you'll welcome in the New Year yourself and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

You moved as quickly as you could to the elevator - that was taking way to long - then decided just to take the stairs and ran up it as fast as you could before the rapper could see where you went.

11:58 PM

You were out of breath by the time you got to your room and in a sour mood. You just wanted to take off your dress, wrap yourself in a warm blanket and drink your complimentary alcohol while watching Jersey Shore. "What a way to open the New Years." You murmured to yourself jumping when you heard a laugh behind you.

Spinning around you saw the smirking face of Edward Styles. Amusement was clear in his face and that fueled the rage inside you even more. "Nice choice of a date. I didn't know you liked face tattoos now - Kylie really knows you huh?"

"Where the fuck is your date then?" You spat at him, stomping over to him and attempting to buff up to him. But he was a whole foot taller then you and you really only buffed up to his chest. "Oh right, you don't have one!"

"And you're hiding from yours." he chuckled booping your nose. You narrowed your eyes at him.

"Shut up!" You spat pushing him away but he grabbed your arms.

"That wasn't nice, mama" he frowned "Is this how you really want to welcome the new year?"

You rolled your eyes and heard Kylie calling for you downstairs. Edwards smirk irritating you when you both heard it. "Go away." you sneered at him and he shook his head.

"Make me." He challenged you and when you went to push him away he grabbed your arm, pushing you on your door. You gasped, looking up into his michevious green eyes. You stood like that for a few moments, him looking down at you - daring you to push him away again. "Thats what I thought." Underneath your feet you both stated to hear the countdown to the New Year.

"10!"

One of his hand pinned your hand to the door and pressed himself to you.

"9!"

His other hand moved to the slit of your dress, pulling it slowly up.

"8!"

You were loosing patience and with your free hand pulled his hand to your hip.

"7!"

He laughed and you growled at him to shut up.

"6!"

He unclipped the back of your dress, the material pooling at your waist.

"5!"

You gasped at the cold air hitting you and looked towards teh staircase.

"4!"

"Don't worry, mama." He growled deeply.

"3!"

"It's only us up here."

"2!"

"You're mine." His tone was possessive and demanding. Daring you to disagree with him.

"1!"

He pulled you up, your legs instinctively wrapping your legs around his waist and thrusting you against the hard wood of the door. his mouth attached to yours in a series of frenzied kisses that expressed how psosessive this man was of you. That he would always be - that no one would measure up to him.

The crowd below you was shouting happy new year to each other as your hand snaked to the doorknob throwing you both into the room to truly celebrate the New Year.

[yes-armageddon-it]