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Season 1: Episode 19: Amazing Grant, How Sweet the Cern
Favorite moment: Propping the tower up with the sword. Really clever use of an item.
General thoughts:
In-universe parody intro of Mmmbop. One of my favorite parodies. I think it was an episode of Teen Talk or Talking Dads where people were complaining that they got a Henry Oak album, but not a Glenn one. I'd argue that we did get a Glenn album. It's all the Dadz Bop parody songs. Freddie sings them. And they are great.
Long, fun episode. I know they try to keep episodes around an hour, but I actually enjoy the hour and half, hour forty five episodes. I think going past 2 hours would be too much (a reason I've been having a hard time getting into Critical Role), but I enjoy the longer ones.
Combat with Cern is both touching and fun. And his mech is cool.
Grant killing the chimera is gross and crazy. But a clever plan. I'm just not sure it's the thing that actually makes him who we see later. I'd argue that killing the Drow is far more traumatic. It's a humanoid that Darryl (his dad) kills with a human gun. Way more realistic. Not like the fantastical nature of killing a giant three headed monster with an axe.
Generally, I've always had a hard time with Grant's characterization. Because it seems like a big leap to his season 2 personality and choices. But then again, I'm not really familiar with how trauma works. I still enjoy him as a character, but I have a hard time connecting the dots.
The tournament is over, but now Grant is gone. Next time, in Dungeons and Daddies, a... Fart?
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#s1ep19#amazing grant how sweet the cern#its amazing#the farther i get into these#the more enagaged i am#and the fewer notes i take on my thoughts#i have to remind myself to go back in and add things after the fact#Grant's disappearance is upsetting like Terry Jr's#this poor boy doesn't get to process any of his emotions#or lack thereof
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When in Rome
Pairing: Choi Seungcheol x f!reader
Genre: fluff, smut, angst
warnings: alcohol consumption, cheating, nudity, mentions of drug use, explicit sexual acts (unprotected sex, dirty talk, oral, swallowing)
Length: ~24k
Note: excited to have this for the @svthub world tour collab! thank u to @gyuswhore for helping, @wonuvs for fact checking my shitty italian, @the-boy-meets-evil for making sure i actually finished this fic bc i live to torture her and everyone else who contributed to this over the months it took me to finally write it!
this is from cheol's pov which was a new challenge but i loved it (i will never do it again). i'll be out of town when this goes up but can't wait to read everyone's feed back!!!
Summary: After months of no contact, Seungcheol isn't sure what to expect when he sees you again at Jeonghan's wedding. He's prepared to apologize, to grovel, to bear the weight of a cold shoulder. Whatever it takes to have you back, his best friend since diapers; or whatever will ensure the last third of your trio has the best day of his life. But when he overhears the most recent development in your relationship, he must come to terms with something he was never prepared for, or risk losing you for good.
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There are fewer places Seungcheol hates more than airports. Dentist offices, his grandparentsâ house during the holidays when they ask about grandkids, and even the time he ran into his elementary school science teacher the first time he was buying condoms at the pharmacy, all were more favorable than the hustle and bustle of an international airport.Â
Seungcheol likes to be straightforward and direct. Something that becomes seemingly at odds with the average person traveling because at the one place everyone has somewhere to be, they act as if they have all the time in the world.
But the simple thought that it's all temporary, that his personal ninth circle of hell is the only thing standing between him and a week in Italy is enough to grin and bear it.Â
On the other side of the terminal, his best friends are waiting for him. Itâs not as if they havenât seen each other for long; Jeonghan and Sofie were at bar trivia last week as their last hurrah before tying the knot. As usual they wiped the floor with everyone, rousing several allegations of cheating that Jeonghan deserved. But Seungcheol is about to watch them get married and it makes him a little misty around the eyes because he loves his friends more than anything.Â
The only concern, which is less of a concern and more of a titanic size anchor sinking in his gut, is that youâre one of Sofieâs bridesmaids. And you havenât spoken to him since New Years when you revealed you were moving to New York with your boyfriend, Johnny.
Another place Seungcheol dreads, right next to the airport, is anywhere Johnny happens to be. Heâs everything you arenât: abrasive, arrogant, catty, disorganized. And those are just the traits at the front of the alphabet.Â
You had a plan. A list of criteria he had to listen to over and over again after each failed date. Even the guys Seungcheol set you up with after carefully vetting didnât seem to make the mark. It was respectable, commendable. You wouldnât settle for anything less than âperfect.â Whatever that meant to you.Â
At a bar, three years ago, Johnny approached you. Seungcheol watched from across the table as you mentally ran over your checklist. Johnny met the physical ones: tall, good hygiene, well kept appearance. The other things would need more investigation. What did he do for work? Was he close with his family? Kids? Opinions on cheating at bar trivia?
The more Seungcheol learned about Johnny after your detailed debrief from a few dates the more confused he became. Johnny worked in banking. You hated finance bros and called them scum of the dating pool. He was an only child and only talked to his parents on holidays and birthdays. You had grand dreams of close grandparents and houses full of cousins. He didnât want kids. You did. He didnât think bar trivia was that serious. Seungcheol watched you threaten Jeonghanâs life on more than one occasion over the use of Shazam during the music round. Johnny was everything you said you didnât want.Â
And then you followed him across the country after two years of dating cut with three breakups.Â
It didnât make sense.Â
When Seungcheol pulled you aside after you announced youâd be moving, trying to figure why you thought living with the man who once asked if you really needed to wash bath towels if you only use them when youâre already clean, you told him to mind his business. Later that night, after enough drinks to make everything blurry, you two got into a screaming match on the sidewalk with your shared friends attempting to play referee. It was the last time you two spoke.Â
In over twenty five years of friendship, founded on the backs of elementary school shenanigans under a reign of terror of one Jeonghan Yoon, you and Seungcheolâs real fights can be counted on one hand.Â
The sixth grade field trip where you and Jeonghan left him out, senior year of highschool when the girl Seungcheol took to prom argued about his parents taking more pictures with you than her, and junior year of college when Seungcheol caught you making out with his frat brother after ditching him under the guise of having a stomach bug. That was it. Three fights, all of which were resolved within a week because as stubborn as you both are, youâre best friends.Â
Five and a half months of not speaking, except when you called Seungcheol in the middle of the night without leaving a message and when he tried calling you back in the morning you didnât answer. Not until a month later when he finally swallowed his pride and texted a half hearted apology to which you responded with a quarter of forgiveness. That was it.Â
But Seungcheol wonât dwell. He refuses to make things awkward for Jeonghan and Sofie during the most special week of their lives. Knowing you, youâve probably already come to the same resolution. The only person youâre closer to than Seungcheol is Jeonghan with Sofie a close second. If there is anyone you two will agree to put aside an argument for, it's them.
The sun has already begun setting when he makes it through customs and out towards the Arrivals, painting everything in buttery yellow.Â
âSEUNGCHEOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!â Sofie screams, hands cupped around her mouth.
Sheâs half outside the cherry red sports car. An Intermeccanica Italia Spyder because Seungcheol knows three things in life: expensive watches, expensive whiskey, and expensive cars. Sofieâs family happened to have plenty of the last and Seungcheol assumed the first two as well.
When Sofie became his study partner in law school she ended up following him on Instagram. He assumed from the way she carried herself, perfect posture with tailored clothes and an âair of societyâ as you called it, that she was well off. But then, during a late night gossip session, you and he did a deep dive and found out Sofie wasnât just well off. Her family had more money than God.Â
But everything on the surface was a contrast to who Sofie really was. Heiress to a fortune but studied more than anyone in their class just to graduate second. Perfect posture and tailored clothes are a stark contrast to her favorite bar where sheâd outdrink anyone, and cheer when the prize for trivia was cheap plastic margarita glasses.
Or right now, where she belts Seungcheolâs name again like some drunk frat boy while sitting in a car worth more than his life.
Seungcheol jogs to where she waits, already smiling.Â
âI would have brought a âWelcome back from rehabâ sign but my mom thought youâd be embarrassed,â Sofie says as she hugs him over the console.Â
âAt least make it âwelcome home from prisonâ so people wonât walk in my way.â
âIâll make sure Jeonghan remembers you have a preference,â she calls over the wind.Â
Technically, the house (which is really a mansion) is almost an hour from the airport. With Sofieâs driving it only takes twenty minutes in which Seungcheol thinks he might need to start going to church.Â
The pebbled driveway crunches underneath the tires as they approach the imposing building heâd call home for the weekend.
In the evening light, the house is more daunting. An imposing stone facade rises from the ground, akin to a small castle than an actual home. Smooth stone with detailed carvings, windows with huge shutters, and on the top floor, a balcony, fenced with wrought iron, juts out.
Even after years of seeing pictures, Seungcheol still canât believe his friend grew up here. He canât believe it actually exists and isnât some set from a historical drama.
Sofie throws the car in park right in front of the door before jumping out.Â
âBy the way, there were some issues with one of the rooms.â Sofie drops her voice, âMy aunt and uncle are fighting again, so I hope you donât mind sharing?â
Seungcheol knows most of the guys coming to the wedding. Worst case scenario heâs stuck in a twin size bunk bed with a weird cousin. And with how busy heâll be as best man, his room will be for sleep and not much else. âYeah, thatâs fine.â
âPerfect! Just leave your stuff, everyones out back.â Sofie pushes him as hard as she can manage which isnât much at all given sheâs five foot nothing.Â
The garden is filled with bodies upon bodies crowded together, some old, some young. Seungcheol recognizes a few faces in the mix: Soonyoung, Joshua, Seungkwan. More friends from law school. Jeonghanâs sister waves from across the way. Everyone seems to be paying attention to whatever is happening at the iron garden table.Â
And then, like a scene in a movie, everyone parts for a second and time freezes.Â
Seungcheol would recognize you anywhere. Even if he canât see your face, he knows it's you. The curve of your shoulders, the tilt of your head. The bark of laughter as your chin drops forward. He knows it's you and the weight in his stomach lightens and leadens in an odd cycle.
He missed you.
Then everything comes back into real time. Wine and cards. Then he sees the chips on the table, your stack to the side significantly higher than anyone else's.Â
Months of ruminating over what heâd do when reunited fly out the window. Seungcheol doesnât waste a minute as he approaches, hand on the back of your chair as he peeks over your head to sneak a glance at your hand.
âWho let you talk them into poker?â
Youâre already smiling when you tilt back to look at him. âI donât know what youâre talking about.âÂ
Oh, how he missed you.
âShe said she didnât know how to play,â an old man grumbles from the side.Â
Seungcheol doesnât recognize him but heâs got the same expression as all the people youâve sharked before: mildly impressed and slightly murderous. Two other guys sit at the table, one old enough to be his grandfather looks almost proud. Seokmin fills that last seat, head in his hands at being swindled so easily.Â
âI said,â you start, throwing your gaze to him. âI hadnât played in a while.âÂ
You look back up at Seungcheol for some kind of support. Eyes round and innocent in a way you both know youâre not. Pool, cards, darts, any game a man a few drinks in could beat you at was easy fodder for your con. Usually it ended with free drinks, sometimes money, but mostly itâs Seungcheol playing referee for the disillusioned guys you swindled while wearing a bright grin.Â
Tossing a few chips towards the three men at table with a smart âdonât spend it all in one place,â you rise and throw your arms around Seungcheol like everything is normal.Â
âHi,â you whisper into his neck.
Seungcheolâs hands are already curled around your waist, pulling you in tight. âHi.â
âI missed you.â
Seungcheol doesnât think to question the sudden rush of familiarity after months of silence. Every fight in your long friendship ended this way; you both stew and stew until one day things snap back to normal. Itâs how itâs always been.
âI see that you canât even greet your best friend.â Jeonghan coughs from the side.
Seungcheol squeezes you tighter at the jab. Itâs Jeonghanâs wedding but Seungcheol saw him last week when dropping the couple off at the airport to come here. Heâs far more interested in dragging out his reunion with you as long as possible. âIâm in the middle of that actually.â
He scoffs in response, walking away. âWhatever, I see too much of you anyway.âÂ
Thereâs glasses of wine waiting when you break apart. Seungcheol keeps closeby, not that you seem eager to go anywhere. His staring is obvious but he doesnât care. Youâre really here and the cold shoulder he expected to find is nowhere to be found.
Another two hours of celebrating, filled with drunken toasts and more card games with Sofieâs family that only end with you digging into their pockets even deeper, fly by before the exhaustion of a day starting in one continent and ending in another catches up to him. Youâre too busy arguing over if Jeonghan cheated in the last round to notice Seungcheol slipping away from the table and towards the door leading inside.
Sofie is in the kitchen just beyond, another bottle of wine sloshing in hand as she talks animatedly on the phone. âOkay, look. I am on vacation. Iâm about to get married. I literally left notes for everything I'm not working on during my wedding week. Figure it out. Bye.â
She hangs up without response, tossing her phone on the counter before taking a swig straight from the bottle.
âGood?â Seungcheol asks.
âOh, you know, just the usual. I leave and suddenly no one knows how to do their job.â Sofie rolls her eyes. âWhatâs up? Need another glass?â
She raises the same bottle and the thought of more wine nearly turns his stomach. Â
Seungcheol brushes her off, moving to the sink and rinsing his glass with finality. âI think Iâm gonna crash for the night.â
âReally?â she asks. âBut the party just started!â
âFor you maybe, some of us have been cramped on a plane all day.â He feels it. In his back and knees. The cramp in his neck from passing out halfway through and waking up bent at ninety degrees. And the hours he spent agonizing through emails with the inflight WiFi because even on vacation he canât sit still for more than one minute. But now itâs a ticking time bomb before he curls up in a chair and passes out until morning.
Sofie snatches his glass before shooing him away from the sink and taking his place. âI forgot youâre an old man now.â
âYouâre the same age as me?â
âAnyway,â she sings. âI know we promised youâd have your own room butââ
âThatâs fine. I really donât mind rooming with one of the guys.â
âWell⊠you and Y/N were the only ones not sharing and she said she wouldnât mind for the weekend.â
âHuh?â
âI thought it wouldnât be a big deal! Seokmin and Kwan agreed to share and room with Josh so things are pretty tight but I can see if we can switch things around andââ
âNo, if sheâs okay with it then it's fine.â Seungcheol says. âWe just havenât talked since, you know?â
Sofie seems to soften at that. âI know. But it looked like everything was fine outside.â
âYeah,â Seungcheol sighs. âI missed her.âÂ
âI know she missed you too.â
âShe said that?â
âOh please, neither of you have to say anything, youâre both pathetic,â she says while pouring another glass. âBut I think this weekend will be good for you guys! Like old times.â
Old times. Before the fight. Before you moved away.
âYeah, just like old times⊠At least we arenât sharing a bed, right?â He jokes.Â
âActually,â Sofie grimaces.Â
The one solace Seungcheol is gifted is the bed is massive. Almost the entire room is dominated by the plush mattress, a dresser, and a chair in the corner. He considers sleeping in that instead for all of a minute before realizing you probably wouldnât let him and the absolute torture itâll do to his neck.Â
At least the forced proximity wonât be awkward since youâve silently agreed to leave the past behind you. He canât imagine Sofie would consider this solution if you were still mad at him, even if it was her wedding week. The realization lightens the weight on his shoulders an ounce more.
Seungcheol throws his bag down at the foot of the bed. Itâs no big deal; sharing a room with you. Childhood sleepovers had been the norm, a few nights in college youâd shared a clunky old twin bed when you both were too drunk to find your ways home separately. Your first apartment together, when you two had to share a mattress on the floor for the first weeks because all your money went into paying rent, flash in his head. Old times.
Thirty minutes later, freshly showered and in clean clothes, Seungcheol heads back downstairs for a glass of water before bed.
He remembers where the kitchen is after Sofieâs short tour, trapezing through the huge house easily. Behind different closed doors he catches glimpses of pre-sleep conversations: couples spitting harsh whispers to each other, a few cartoonish voices reading bedtime stories to an audience of childish giggles. But when he reaches the threshold of his destination Seungcheol stumbles into an entirely different atmosphere.
âYou havenât told him yet?â
âNo. I didnât feel like the kind of thing to say over text,â you whisper.
âWell you could have called him!â
âAnd say what? âHey Cheol, I know we havenât talked in months because we got into a huge fight about my boyfriend but Johnny and Iâââ
Seungcheol strains his ears to hear the rest of your sentence but fails to decipher anything before Jeonghanâs voice cuts in. Whatever âitâ is, you seem keen on keeping it a secret.
âJust tell him.â Jeonghan says through a mouthful of something. âIâm sure heâll be happy.â
His mind races with a million possibilities, all related to Johnny, all things you wouldnât have told your best friend of over twenty years because of some stupid fight. Something you donât know how to tell him over the phone, something you need to tell in person.
The realization strikes like lightning.
You and Johnny are engaged.
Thirst forgotten, Seungcheol turns back the way he came. He thinks through the new information as he stumbles up the stairs.
How could you not tell him? How could he make you feel like you couldnât tell him? How long have you been hiding this? And why did Jeonghan and Sofie know before he did? Was everyone in on the secret and he was the odd man out?
You and Johnny werenât even that serious when you moved away; or, that's what Seungcheol thought. In all honesty he fully believed it was some joke when you told him. A drunken practical joke taken too far but you didnât laugh when he did. There was no punchline to share. The boxes were packed away and then the moving truck came and you left with it.Â
Everything else hits him in the seclusion of the bedroom. Your shared room. He doesnât even have the luxury of coming to terms with your latest surprise in private.Â
Seungcheol isnât happy. He is, but because youâre you, argument aside. The past few months are the longest youâve ever gone without each other and seeing you again lifted a weight off his chest heâd come accustomed to in months of silence.Â
Itâs an easy decision. If Johnny makes you happy enough to tie your lives together then Seungcheol can bite his tongue. Youâre his best friend and by default heâd never think anyone was good enough for you but if you loved Johnny, if you were this serious about him, then Seungcheol would support you.
Even if it meant there would always be a Johnny sized ravine between you.
Seungcheol wakes far before the sun breaches the horizon. The room still washed in the shadows of early dawn grants him some peace to think over his own conflicts with the news, your quiet snores a backing track from across the bed.
On your side facing him, Seungcheol gets the first good look at you in what feels like forever. Even with the size of the bed barely a foot of space separates your bodies. You hand twisted in the hem of his shirt like even in your sleep you canât stand to be apart more than necessary.
You look ridiculous; hair a mess and limbs splayed. But your face is soft in sleep, eyelashes fanned on your cheeks and lips in a pout.Â
Thereâs an odd flutter in his stomach. He wasn't lying when he said he missed you. But now things are complicated.Â
He hadnât slept at all last night; mind constantly replaying the conversation he heard in the kitchen, formulating his reaction when you finally let him in on the âsurprise.â
Perhaps under different circumstances he wouldnât struggle with news. Seungcheol wants you to be happy. Johnny is the problem in the scenario. They never got along, barely spoke outside of the few times forced circumstances required them to. Seungcheol was polite. Johnny was polite.Â
Seungcheol wanted to kill him and heâs certain Johnny felt the same.
Relationships naturally take priority over time but Johnny seemed to creep in and choke Seungcheol out of all the places heâd been firmly planted for years. Another reason he isnât happy.
Monday night Bachelor? Canceled, because Johnny plays beer league softball with his friends and you started going to that.
No more sleepovers at Seungcheolâs after a night out because âit makes Johnny uncomfortable.â Fair complaint. Seungcheol wouldnât appreciate his girlfriend sleeping over at a guy's house after drinking if the roles were reversed. But Seungcheol isnât some guy and you were his best friend before you were Johnnyâs girlfriend.
Traditions at Christmas felt hollow without you. The first one you spent meeting Johnnyâs family in Minnesota you texted Seungcheol the entire time about how cold it was, how they were a 5k on a holiday type family despite the fact there was three feet of snow outside.Â
All small details that mean everything to Seungcheol, never meant as much to you.Â
And thatâs why he doesnât like Johnny. Because he made Seungcheol realize that.
Itâs not that you and Johnny didnât work. Seungcheol just couldnât wrap his head around why you wanted to overlook all the glaring differences to make it work.
But pointing that out left him with a cold shoulder lasting six months so he plans to keep his mouth shut.
You tried talking to him before bed but gave up when he pretended to be asleep. It took everything he had not to give in and talk into the early morning. Six months was more than enough ground to cover for you two to catch up; he was promoted, you had an entirely new life in another city that he wanted to hear all about. His insane neighbor from across the hall, who you both are sure sells drugs, is actually a preschool teacher (mysteries of the universe). And he knows you probably have kooky neighbors of your own in New York.
But, in all honesty, he didnât want to hear stories with Johnnyâs name attached. Wasnât ready to hear you say youâre engaged. Itâs one thing to know it. But the second the words leave your lips then itâs real. Then Johnny is here to stay and it's only a matter of time before you two are arguing again.
Especially when everything said months ago was still fresh in his mind. Words heâd stand by no matter what. But Seungcheol has figured out that there are conversations heâs allowed to have with you and ones that should never see the light of day if your friendship is to survive. Johnny is one, the other is a memory from college that remains vivid no matter how hard he tries to forget.
But this weekend wasnât about you and him, it's about Sofie and Jeonghan. If Seungcheol can dive into focusing on them, maybe heâll survive.
Today is the one day reserved for sightseeing before âthe inevitably disorganized shit show of an Italian weddingâ as Sofie puts it.Â
Seungcheol has already seen some of the big things thanks to his study abroad in undergrad: the Colosseum, the Trevi Fountain, the Pantheon. So for today, he'll stick by whatever you want to do. Youâre the building nerd architect.
When he finally finds the willpower to roll away, carefully extracting your grip on him before ducking from the sheets, you stir enough to release a sleepy whine in protest before burying back under the blanket.Â
Itâs odd but he notices youâre not wearing a ring. Seungcheol looked closely if you took it off before bed but nothing stands out in the bathroom or on the dresser. He assumes you took it off to make the weekend about Sofie and Jeonghan rather than yourself. Itâs something you would do. Or maybe itâs at the jewelerâs for repairs. Maybe Johnny had gaudy taste and bought a ring so flashy you refused to wear it.Â
Seungcheol doesnât know but it strikes him as strange.
The kitchen is already bustling with life even at such an early hour. Family and friends trickle in one by one, joining Seungcheol at the table with cups of coffee and munching on fruit and biscuits as their hangovers ebb. Quickly, the peace he preserved in the early quiet melts into loud laughter and a million buzzing conversations.
You melt into the chair beside him, eyes barely open as you snag his cup and scowl after finding it already drained.
âCoffee?â you mumble.
Seungcheol pushes his plate of unfinished fruit and a half finished pastry you way. âSofieâs mom is brewing more. But itâs strong.â
âOh trust me, I know,â you say around a mouthful of jam and dough. âI drank a full cup the first day I got here and felt like Sonic.â
âThatâs how you know itâs good.â
âYouâre insane.â
âWhat are your plans for today?â
âSo there's this church, the Santa Maria Sopra della Minerva. Itâs near the Pantheon!â you ramble, peeling another orange. âItâs just beautiful and it's got a statue by Michelangelo next to the altar and the design is incredible.â
Seungcheol canât help but laugh at your enthusiasm. A city filled with ancient buildings and history is right up your alley.Â
He remembers how you pouted when he came back from his trip in college after yours to Venice was canceled due to ânot enough student interest.â The only thing that managed to quell your anger was all the pictures Seungcheol took with you in mind. Close ups of the tiniest details about ancient designs tour guides pointed out to disinterested business majors but he knew youâd care if youâd been there. If you were there then youâd probably be leading the tour yourself whether the guide liked it or not.
âMind if I come with?â he asks over his fresh cup of coffee.
âDuh,â you roll your eyes with a smile. âI waited for you to get here to go.â
Sofieâs uncle, the one not under threat of murder by his wife, agrees to drive you both out. He drives at full speed from the second he hits the gas pedal. With the windows down. The breeze is as nice as a wind tunnel and cuts off everything Zio Berto tries to point out except for his screams at other drivers.Â
On the other side of the back seat, youâre turning green. Seungcheol is glad the window is already down because if you get sick, he will too. And Sofie would refuse any payment for the cleaning fee, Seungcheol is morally opposed to ruining such a nice car with vomit.
The city whips past outside the windows, cobblestone streets slowly growing more crowded as the car edges closer to the center city. Berto finally slows down to avoid pedestrians and mopeds but only by a fraction. He doesnât seem to share Seungcheolâs concern about body fluids clashing with the car design.
Finally, after what feels like a century, the car jerks to a stop. You donât even pretend to be polite and exit immediately, hands on your knees while dry heaving for air.
âIâll be around. Have fun!â Berto calls from the driver's seat. âCall me when youâre ready to head back.â
Seungcheol waves him off and when he turns back where you were standing, youâre already gone; circling the elephant obelisk in the center of the cobblestone courtyard.
âIsnât it so cool?â You gush, snapping photos.
The exterior of the building is unassuming. Flat sandstone brick without much detail but you see the things that are important. In a few minutes youâll be in tour guide mode, pointing out the smallest crack no one would see unless they already studied the church's history in depth.
âSoooo cool,â he jests. He appraises the statue with you, turning his head this way and that.Â
You slap his shoulder, âDonât be a jerk!â
âOkay, okay. Give me the tour.â
âIt was built on the ruins of a temple of Isis.â
âOkay, and why the elephant?â
âThe obelisk was taken from the Church of San Stefano del Cacco down that way,â you point. âIt's originally from Sais in Egypt but got moved all the way here. The elephant was commissioned by the pope to display it based on a book that was popular at the time.â
âInteresting.âÂ
You point at the inscription on the plinth before continuing, âthatâs from the book.â
Sapientis Aegypti insculptas obelisco figuras ab elephanto, belluarum fortissima, gestari quisquis hic vides, documentum intellege robustae mentis esse solidam sapientiam sustinere.
âWhoever you are, who sees here the figures of the Egyptian wise man carved on the obelisk carried by the elephant, the strongest of wild animals, understand the symbolism to be that a strong mind supports firm wisdom,â you translate.Â
âI didnât know you read latin.â
âI donât. Itâs in English on the other side,â you laugh. âBut I do know, the guy who designed the statue made it look like it's farting because the pope told him to change the design from what he originally wanted.â
âReally?â
âYep. He said having it stand on four legs was dangerous so the sculptor added the saddle and a cube at the base, but he also made its butt face the convent so the friars would have to see its ass every time they came out.â
âWow.â
Seungcheol circles the statue and sure enough the tail is angled to look like it's blowing wind.
âIâm pretty sure itâs a lie but Iâd like to think people were that petty hundreds of years ago. Now all people do is subtweet and post vague Instagram stories. I want someone to hate me so much they design an entire statue just to minorly inconvenience me each morning.â
Youâre fully of facts Seungcheol would never know. Itâs one of the best parts of visiting places with you. Itâs not just some building or some random statue. You give the architecture a new life.
Seungcheolâs mind flashes back to the first time he accompanied you and Johnny to a monument back home. In the five minutes youâd been there, he realized Johnny truly did not care about your interests.
The look on your face that day told him you realized Johnny didnât care either.
Itâs the same pact everyone that moves to D.C. makes to visit all the museums and monuments and landmarks. Good intentions with zero realistic goals. Except youâre stubborn and the drive to say you did something means Seungcheol has tagged along to thirty out of the one hundred and fifteen on your list. Johnny missed most either from work trips or some other excuse and the one Seungcheol missed had been the only one Johnny came to because of the flu.
Safe to say the first time visiting together was a shit show. Johnny didnât pretend to evaluate the âimportantâ parts, didnât ask questions or bother reading the placards detailing events of significance, raced through the entire thing to leave you and Seungcheol behind. Itâs not like you or Seungcheol were overwhelmed with beauty and needed hours but Johnny finished his round after less than thirty minutes and told you to text him when you were done.Â
So Seungcheol did the only thing he could to get back at Johnny without upsetting you: walked as slow as possible, pointing out things he knew youâd know more about, and dragging things out so Johnny was stuck waiting in the frigid winter wind outside to suffer.
You knew what he was doing, obvious from the way you hook your arm through his and give an affection squeeze. Your smile didnât reach your eyes but you both pushed through.
Thank whatever powers be that Johnny wasnât here now.
âSee the windows?â you ask, pointing to the three different sized circular windows hanging over the main doorways.Â
âYeah,â he nods.
âWell you canât tell from here but theyâre rose tinted.â
Seungcheol tries to see what youâre talking about but the windows are dark and covered in some kind of lacquer that makes them look gray and dusty rather than pink.
âAnd why is that important, Professor Y/L/N?â
âBecause itâs the only medieval church in Rome like that!âÂ
You continue rambling off facts, talking a mile a minute as your point at different things and walk Seungcheol around the exterior. A few other people's ears perk up as you go on about how the details had been done over and over; first Romanesque, then Gothic then, some guy named Carlo Maderno added Baroque designs inside, and friars who put in stained glass windows.
By the time you take a breath, the crowd has taken a closer interest in the windows and the elephant statue due to your brief history. A few look at the flood plaques which are some of the best preserved records the city has.
Seungcheol hangs onto every word. He doesnât care about the old church, itâs an interesting bit of history sure but he could be outside any church in Rome and have the same reaction. He cares about the church because you care. And your passion about old windows and flood markers make it the most interesting place in the world right now.
âGo stand on the steps so I can take your picture,â you demand.
âDo I have to?â Seungcheol jokingly complains.
âJust go.â
Seungcheol poses as you direct, flashing a few silly poses you laugh at. He manages to wrangle you into taking a few photos as well. Ones that will probably be sent to your mom and never see the light of day other than her Facebook. Your Instagram is reserved for, in order: buildings, animals, food, and the rare picture of you with friends at some sort of occasion (wedding, graduation, the time Jeonghan broke his leg drunk on a city scooter and ended up in the ER).Â
Youâre in the middle of pretending to hold the Leaning Tower of Pisa when someone approaches Seungcheol.
âWould you like us to take your photo?â an elderly woman asks. She is a quintessential tourist: fanny pack, camera around her neck, sun burnt around the ears. A man in a matching shirt approaches with her, donning the same gear and pink tinge. Seungcheol recognizes them from a few minutes prior when you gave your lecture about elephant butts and petty sculptors.
âSure, thank you.â
He hands over his phone and joins you on the steps. You both pose like normal adults, smiles plastered on your face while Seungcheol gives you bunny ears and you pull his hair.
âBeautiful couple!â
âOh, weâre notâŠâ You both object.
âWeâre on our second honeymoon.â The man croons at his wife, chuffed when she rolls her eyes and focuses on the camera screen. âYou two?â
âWeâre here for a wedding.â
âWow! Married in Rome,â the wife gasps. âHow romantic.â
It isnât the first time you two have been mistaken for a couple. Anytime youâre with him or Jeonghan someone assumes youâre dating. Occasionally, youâd play it up, make an entire story about how you met, how long youâve been together, biting your tongues the entire time as each detail is more ludicrous than the last.
Jeonghan takes the cake as the most ridiculous. Two tornado chasers that ran into each other ten years ago and never let go. Him and Seungcheol, not you. Which really threw the waitress off. Never mind the fact you all were sophomores in college, high as kites and stuffing yourselves full of hashbrowns in a greasy spoon diner for Seungcheolâs birthday.
âDid you two meet here?â the husband asks.
âOh no, we actually met in a competitive bowling league,â you fib, wrapping your arm through Seungcheolâs.
What the hell?
âRomantic!â The wife belts like she actually believes nothing could inspire love like sharing shoes with countless strangers and cheap beer.
Seungcheol would take the piss under any other circumstances. Except this time youâre actually engaged and the last time you two pretend to be a couple was when you fake proposed to him in a fancy restaurant to score free champagne and dessert to celebrate the end of law school.
âWould you mind taking a few of us?â the man asks.
You snap a few pictures on the wifeâs phone and after more coos of âromantic!â and a few thank yous they melt into the crowd.
âAlright, let's go inside.â
âLead the way.â Seungcheol feels more awkward than before, cheeks red but not from the sun beating down
Upon entering the church, he discovers the inside is much more interesting than the outside. Holy water stoups are held up by marble. Two statues flank the entrance. Thereâs more things to see than Seungcheolâs brain can handle but he follows behind you, mind lingering on the scene outside.
ââMy husbandâ?â Seungcheol asks.
âWhat? We wonât see them again. Who cares?â
Probably your own fiancĂ© but just as Seungcheol opens his mouth a priest silences him with a sharp, âSHH!â
Passing through a high stone archway, you enter the nave. The ceiling, cobalt and gold with motifs of biblical figures and cherubs, rises high above.Â
âLook!â you whisper. âIsnât it cool?â
Your point at a marble Jesus wearing a bronze loin cloth.
Cool isnât the word heâd choose but he goes with it.
âMichelangelo started it but two other people had to finish it for him.â
âOh.â
âBut people still call it Michelangeloâs statue because itâs more impressive. Besides, he did most of it before his apprentice took over.â
He observes the paintings and statues, the stone work that bulges from the walls like theyâre trying to come alive and escape their immortal capture. Thereâs even a tomb and shrine with incredible detail.Â
It takes two hours to see everything and another thirty minutes to make your way out of the church because you both keep catching missed signs or there's some tiny piece of the ceiling with an odd detail.
He missed this.
Outside, you open your phone and look at the message from Sofie. She made the recommendation to come down here and gave an extensive list of everything else to be done in the area. Thereâs so many options it would take at least a week to see half of them.
âThis hotel has a rooftop restaurant thatâs supposed to have a good view of St. Peters,â you say.
The restaurant would have a great view of the city, if it wasnât shut down for renovations. The staff donât even let you near the elevator before youâre both swept outside and back on the street.
âWellâŠâ Seungcheol starts.
âShould we call Berto?â
He doesnât want to. Partially because Bertoâs driving might kill him and also because he doesnât want to end his time with you just yet. One of the things he missed about you living in the same city was weekends in museums for hours. Now that he has it again, he hesitates to cut the time short.
âWait, I think weâre near one of the parks we visited when I came in college.â
âOh my god,â you gasp sarcastically. âDid you study abroad? I never knew!â
âShut up.â
Seungcheol pulls out his phone and dials Bertoâs number. âHey, Berto. No, we're good, everything is fine. But I was wondering how far away is Villa Borghese from us? Oh really? Would you be able to come drop us off? Awesome. Thanks man.â
âWell?â
âHeâll be here in five.â
Five minutes turns into fifteen and in that time Seungcheol burns out. Jetlag and the dull thrums of city streets make him sleepy. You sit in front of him on a bench outside the church. He thought he was better at hiding it but heâs pretty sure if he sits down, heâll fall asleep.
âAre you sure youâre okay?â you ask once Berto arrives. âWe can go back to the house if you want.â
Thereâs an unofficial official itinerary for today.
Anything before four is fair game. After that there is a welcome cocktail party at a fancy restaurant in the city one of the De Lucaâs family friends own.
If Seungcheol doesnât go home now then itâll be a close call to nap and shower in time. Not that Sofie is exceptionally punctual about things like that but Seungcheol is.
âI donât want you not to see stuff just because Iâm tired.â
âCheol, Iâve been here all week with Sofie and Han. I promise this was the only thing left on my list of stuff to do. Anything else would have been a bonus.â
âOnly if you're sure.â
âWe can always come back again. Iâm pretty sure Sofieâs mom is decorating a room for me.â
Yeah, because most men are fine with their fiancĂ©e taking international trips with another man. Not that youâd listen or Johnny has the balls to say something about it. But Seungcheol knows the chances of coming back here together, like this, are slim to nonexistent.
âAlright. But you canât bring it up in an argument.â
âI can and I will.â The corner of you mouth twitches as your head shakes before opening the back seat for him. âNow get in the car, old-timer.âÂ
Seungcheol falls asleep on your shoulder in a blink. Berto is quiet (or the open windows drown him out enough that Seungcheol can pretend) and the heat of your body next to his lulls his heart. Itâs not a peaceful rest and his neck is killing him by the time Berto pulls into the driveway, but itâs nice.
Seungcheol beelines for the bathroom while you slip into the kitchen. Something about centerpieces or napkins or tablecloths; he isnât really sure but Sofieâs mom says it's urgent so he goes upstairs alone, showers in record time, and dives under the covers.
His dreams are filled with blue and gold elephants, He wakes to the sound of your voice blended with the sound of water.
Youâre singing. More so humming some off key melody that bounces off the shower tiles and echoes straight into his brain. It drags him in that liminal space between waking and dreaming where anything is possible. Maybe heâs still dreaming. Of you and him, back when you shared an apartment and things werenât so complicated. When there werenât secrets and omissions and he didnât have to bite his tongue.
His eyes stay closed, refusing to budge until the last minute.
The shower turns off but the humming continues, louder now that youâre out of the bathroom and collecting your things.
You must think Seungcheol is still asleep because when his eyes slit open, only enough to decipher your hazy silhouette, youâre in nothing but a towel. A very very tiny towel that hides nothing but the necessary bits and even then only barely.Â
He canât wake up now. Not when you bend over to look in your suitcase for Seungcheol closed his eyes just in time. But it doesnât stop his brain from latching on to every sound in the quiet of the room; the humming tickling across your lips, the wet thump! of your towel on the ground. Oh god, now youâre not even wearing a towel.Â
Seungcheol wonât be that friend. He never has. Or has always tried not to be. But teenage hormones make a young boyâs brain untamable so itâd be a lie to say heâs never thought of you like that. But despite his feelings, Seungcheol has made sure they never became a factor in your friendship.
Even though there is a peace of his soul that will always belong to you.
So he pretends to be asleep, forcibly controlling his breathing while you shuffle around the room none the wiser to his rising predicament.
Finally, you disappear back into the bathroom to change and Seungcheolâs lungs stretch with air until they burn.
You look pretty. Objectively. You glow in the late afternoon sun pouring in from the window, a ditsy floral print dress of orange and cream that hugging your figure; delicate collar bones on display under the flimsy straps and the column of your neck bare save for the necklace youâve worn everyday since your parents bought it for your sixteenth birthday.
âCâmon sleepy head,â you whisper.
Seungcheol is thrilled his gawking is easily disguised as jetlag.
He changes in the bathroom. Taking a moment to grip the sink, his reflection stares back in the mirror. Itâs the exhaustion and dehydration making his brain muddle. Nothing to do with you or him.
Itâs fine. Everything is perfectly fine.
The downstairs foyer is in complete chaos but Sofie commands the room like she always does from the top of the stairway.
âAlright, ladies and gentlemen. Are you ready?â She yells like a WWE announcer.
Cheers rise up from the gaggle of adults. Cousins, friends, parents, aunts and uncles. Most of them Seungcheol has never seen before and is pretty sure neither have Jeonghan or Sofie but itâs fine. The more the merrier.
Except when different cars end up filled to the brim and you end up sitting on Seungcheolâs lap instead of a seat.
His heart leaps with every bump, yo
ur hair flying into his face and leaving the sweet smell of perfume to flood his senses. Seungcheol canât even think about that because Sofieâs Zia Linda puts her husband's driving to shame.
At some point you nearly fly out the open windowâWhy does no one believe in keeping the windows up?â and Seungcheol is forced to wrap an arm around your waist to keep you from ending up a part of the cobblestone road.
âSorry,â you say. The squeeze at his arm tells him your thankful at least something is stopping you from becoming roadkill.
âItâs fine.â
If you notice his strained breath, you donât say anything.
The rooftop restaurant is gigantic but with everyone it feels small and crowded. Below, all of Rome spreads out. Lights twinkle in the distance and the moon is heavy overhead, ready for a night of revelry. Itâs a welcome party so things are casual, finger foods and drinks flow heavily while everyone mingles.
Sofie and Jeonghan laugh at their own table, holding court with family and friends that flood in and out with congratulations. Theyâre good at it. Jeonghan ventures on the more introverted side but Sofie could have a meaningful conversation with a pile of rocks.Â
You're off at another table, talking with Soonyoung and Seungkwan, a second glass of wine in hand. Laughter rings out and he feels drawn to it like a siren call. It was foolish to worry that the scar from Johnny wouldnât heal over eventually. All you two needed was time.
Seungcheol barely leaves your side during the party. You dance and drink and dance some more until youâre both left in a heap at the same table by the dance floor. Soonyoung and Seokmin provide ample distraction, taking to the floor to doâŠsomething Seungcheol hesitates to call dancing because it resembles a child's idea of a circus.Â
Dancing, food, and wine leave him feeling loose and sleepy. Youâre not much better, head on his shoulder and hand tangled with his across your knees.
âCheol?â
âYeah?â
âI missed you.â
âI missed you, too.â
His shirt is unbuttoned, sleeves rolled high. In the back of the car on the ride home, you trace the muscle of his forearms draped over your waist until it lulls him to sleep.
Back at the house, you, Sofie, Jeonghan, and Seungcheol throw out sleepy goodnights and I love youâs before retreating to your separate corners of the house. Jeonghan is technically staying in a room in the same wing as you two (Sofieâs house is big enough to have an east and west wing which still shocks him). Something about family tradition and bad luck for the wedding but Jeonghan follows his fiancĂ©e like a shadow to her room at the opposite end of the house without theatrics.
And then thereâs just you two.
You lean on each other the entire walk up, like you need the other support or youâll crumble to the floor and sleep there. Honestly, itâs not a bad idea. Seungcheol has slept in worse places.
The stairs present their own challenges. You go first, Seungcheol right behind in case you fall backwards which has happened enough times that itâs become a habit to walk this way when alcohol is involved. But it doesnât solve the issue of you tripping up.
Which you do with an effortless lack of grace on the last step.
âOh, shit!â you giggle.
Seungcheol laughs so hard his knees buckle and he flops on the floor next to you like a dying fish.
âShhh!â you slur, finger pressed to his lips. âPeople are sleeping.â
But you're cackling now and he canât breathe from the painful quaking laughter rooting in his belly. Heâs on his back, and you prop up on your arm to loom over him. Twin smiles breaking your faces, eyes watering with drunken mirth.
You go silent first, tracing his features silently like they must be committed to memory. Seungcheol does the same. Youâre exactly the same as the day you left. Except for the vacation glow from being here for the past week. He recognizes all the parts of you heâs known for a lifetime. The silver scar on your chin from learning to ride a bike and crashing into a tree. The color of your eyes. The blush of your mouth.
The finger pressed to his lips traces along the plump flesh, then his chin, then it circles the back of his head and youâre ducking down.
Alarms go off in Seungcheolâs head screaming:Â
DANGER! DANGER! THIS IS NOT WHAT FRIENDS DO! DANGER!
âWow, itâs late,â he laughs horsley as he rolls away and to his feet.Â
You jump away, dazed for a second before laughing as well. âYeah, letâs umâŠletâs go to bed.â
He canât quite read your expression. Several emotions swirl across your face but Seungcheol can barely look at you without feeling his face heat so he doesnât linger.Â
Seungcheol takes the bathroom after you finish, rushing through his night time routine in sober silence.Â
You're drunk. Thatâs the only reason youâre trying to kiss him. Or he had something on his mouth and you canât find the words to tell him. It was a mistake. A momentary lapse of judgment that didnât mean anything.
It wasnât even a fraction of an almost kiss. Your noses barely touched, it doesnât count.
When he comes back into the room, youâre curled up on the bed in your pajamas asleep.
Seungcheol circles to the other side, slipping under the covers and getting comfortable. The room feels smaller after what just happened. But it wasnât a big deal. Nothing happened. You both were drunk and missed each other. You never would have kissed him.
Despite the fact the first, and only, time you two kissed was in very similar circumstances.
Rolling over, you find him and cuddle into his chest. Seungcheol opens his arms for you on instinct.Â
âDid you have fun today?â you ask into his collarbone. The vibration of your voice tickles but itâs dulled from Seungcheolâs heart thudding wildly.
âYeah.â
His hand smooths the back of your hair, down your back. You readjust, throwing a leg over his own and pulling him in tight.
âGood,â you say around a yawn. âMe too.â
Seungcheol tamps down the piece of him that wants to indulge in this. Just holding you, pretending things outside the door donât exist and itâs just you and him and no one else.Â
But he canât do that.
âYou know,â he starts. âIâm happy for you no matter what, right? You and JohnnyâŠIâm happy for you.â
Seungcheol waits for a response that will never come because youâre out cold, snoring against his chest.
Youâre still asleep when Seungcheol wakes around noon. Sometime in the night you shifted to the far side of the bed, taking the blanket with you. He doesnât try to wake you, still confused at exactly what happened last night.
Seungcheol isnât naive. He knows what women look like when they want to be kissed, when they're thinking about how his mouth will feel against theirs. Usually he revels in it; loves the flare to his ego, the chance to tease before giving in.
But to see the expression on your face sent him into a panic. Heâs seen it once before, indulged in it, and it ruined his life for the better part of college. Lips parted, eyes glassy as you stared. All the telltale signs were there: the lift of your chin, hands twisted in his shirt, eyes drooped low.
And the worst part was you did all that despite having a fiance waiting back home none the wiser. Even if Seungcheol couldnât stand Johnny, heâd never do that. Never allow you to do that.Â
Even if he wanted nothing more than to feel your lips on his.
He heads as far away as he can. Turns out itâs down stairs for breakfast. Sofie is at the kitchen table, typing on her laptop.
âMorning,â Seungcheol croaks.
âYou look like shit. Wild night?â
âJust some old timers thinking theyâre twenty one again.â
âWhat assholes.â She laughs. âHow's Y/N?â
Seungcheol freezes like a kid with his hand in the cookie jar. Sofie couldnât know what almost but certainly didnât happen in the hallway last night. âSheâll probably need an exorcism but sheâll survive.â
âBy the way, I meant to give her this last night but everything was crazy. Can you pass it off? Jeonghan and I have to take my grandma to lunch and sheâs already called twice soooooâŠâ
âYeah, go. Have fun.â
Sofie is up and out before he can blink, a tiny piece of cardstock left in her place.
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Her social media and number are at the bottom but Seungcheol doesnât need more information.
He hides around the villa most of the day. Catching up with the guys around the pool, feigning fatigue when you come out to join. The gardens are big enough for him to disappear into for a few hours before he needs to go and get ready.
Unfortunately, that also means you are getting ready.Â
A leg.
Thatâs all Seungcheol sees when he opens the door.
Your leg specifically, propped on the dresser while you apply lotion in nothing but that damn skimpy towel designed to torture him.
âAH!â you shriek, shocked by his sudden entrance.Â
âIâm sorry!â he shouts.
The fabric unravels around your chest and suddenly you're naked and Seungcheol is not looking.Â
âWhat the fuck? Have you ever heard of knocking?â
Heâs not.
âWhy are you naked?â
The ceiling is very interesting.Â
âBecause I wanted to scare you.â you scream sarcastically. The door to the hallway is still open. Seungcheol either stays in with you or goes back out because it canât stay open much longer. He makes the fatal mistake of locking himself inside with you. âBecause I thought youâd knock, you fucker! Jesus fucking Christ, turn around.â
Seungcheol saw you naked.Â
He hides in the bathroom like a wimp until itâs time to leave.
â
Itâs a short walk to the church down the street for the rehearsal ceremony. Itâs all a blur given the million and one things flying through his brain; most of them you. You in your towel. The fact youâre engaged. You looking at him like youâre dying to be kissed. The fact youâre engaged. How everyone has assumed youâre a couple this entire weekend and youâve played along. The fact you are engaged to a man that isnât him and Seungcheol canât help but feel bitter about it for a completely different reason than he ever thought he would be.Â
Luckily, the ceremony is only planned to last less than an hour. He knows he isnât subtle but he tries to grin and bear it for his friends. He can see the same sentiment in you. Your smile doesnât quite fit but Seungcheol canât think about what it could be about.Â
âDo you take this manâŠâ
Was it his rejection? It wouldnât make sense if it was. Youâre his best friend but not even that dictates cheating. You werenât the type; in your own words cheating was more pathetic than ghosting someone as a form of break up.Â
He doesnât get it.
âI always love you even though you sleep like a princess, my love,â Sofie gushes.
âAnd Iâll forgive you for snoring like an old man, love of my life.â Jeonghan fires back.
Theyâre saving their real vows, the one Seungcheol helped Jeonghan with, for the ceremony. Even with all the confusion swirling in his head, he canât wait for Sofie to hear what Jeonghan has in store.
The priest is less than impressed but moves forward like he canât wait to have them out of his congregation as fast as possible.
âOkay, and you two leave and the wedding party followsâŠâ
Seungcheol offers his arm to the Maid of Honor, Maria, guiding her back down the aisle where Jeonghan and Sofie bicker. You follow with Seokmin, break away the second it's polite with some excuse about needing the bathroom before you dissolve into the crowd.
The dinner is back at the house. The outside is lined with chairs crowded around tables covered in exploding bouquets and candles. Family members and friends weave to and fro, drinks and food flowing heavily.
Youâre talking to Seokmin in the corner of the courtyard, a glass of wine already in your hand as you laugh along to whatever the other man said.Â
âSo Sofie said youâre a lawyer?â Maria asks.Â
âYeah, thatâs how we became friends. I actually was the one who introduced her and Jeonghan.â
âWow, so youâre a lawyer and a matchmaker.âÂ
Seungcheol laughs at the compliment. Introducing Sofie and Jeonghan had been a complete accident with unintended consequences. âI wouldnât say that. I thought Sofie would strangle him the first time they met.â
âOh, I heard all about that. When Sofie told me they started dating I thought she mustâve meant a different Jeonghan.â
Maria makes good company through the first rounds of drinks before dinner is served. She takes his focus away from you, how your leg presses against his under the table. She grew up down the road, went to school with Sofie all the way through undergrad. Her boyfriend, Jihoon, is a surgeon back in Seattle while she works in marketing. Unfortunately getting time off for a second year resident verges on impossible so he couldnât come to the wedding.
âYou two are so cute together, how long have you been dating?â Maria asks before taking a swig of her drink.
âOh weâre not together,â Seungcheol corrects swiftly.
You give a tense nod of agreement.Â
âReally?â
âYep. We grew up together. Sheâs like my sister.âÂ
He sounds like an asshole. The words are bile but there can be no room for incorrect interpretations. This weekend had been nothing but confusing so far. Seungcheol needs to set himself straight on where he stands with you.
âOh,â Maria nods. âOkay. So Y/N, are you dating anyone?â
âActually Iââ
Your response fizzles out because Jeonghanâs dad rises from his seat for a speech.
âI want to take a moment to express my deepest appreciation to everyone here this weekend to celebrate Sofie and Jeonghan. I remember the first time he told us about her, how happy he was and thought âoh this poor girl doesnât know what sheâs gotten herself intoâ.â Thereâs a smatter of laughter throughout the room. Sofie leans into Jeonghanâs shoulder and he places a kiss on her temple. âBut then I met Sofie and I can say, without a doubt, there are very few people more perfect for each other than those two. Sofie, welcome to our family.â
Dinner passes, course after course and more wine until Seungcheol physically canât have any more. You and Maria hit it off, rambling about Jihoonâs two cats and the abandoned kitten that hangs out around his work heâs trying to bribe into coming home. You barely look at him during the conversation but he prefers it.
Dessert comes with coffee and then everyone dissolves. Some stay around the tables to chat and drink and laugh, others help clean up. But Seungcheol, Jeonghan, and the groom's party head for the back gardens, Seungkwan already queueing up the song for one last practice.
Itâs tradition, in southern Italy at least, for the groom to serenade his bride-to-be the night before their wedding. Seungcheol couldnât believe Jeonghan was planning to go through with such tradition but heâs seen the man do more for Sofie than he thought he was capable of so it shouldnât come as a shock.
The warm summer air does good for his mood, as does laughing with the guys when Soonyoung and Seungkwan get into a wrestling match after debating if they step-shuffle for three or four counts. But they all agree with four because itâs easier to remember.
The top floor balcony at the front of the house turns out to be Sofieâs room. The light floods out of the open doors, and two sets of giggles pour down to where they stand.
Jeonghan cups his hands around his mouth and calls, âJuliet, Juliet! Let down your hair!âÂ
âThatâs not the saying.â Seungcheol corrects.Â
âShut up, Iâm talking to my wife.â
âThatâs not the saying!â Sofie laughs from above.Â
You and Sofie peek over the side of the iron terrace, grins already splitting your faces. You knew what was happening. Itâs why you whisked Sofie away with whatever distraction you could think of while the men gathered outside for a quick last minute dry run. Something about broken heels and needing to borrow a pair of shoes.
âSofie Cosima De Luca, you are the love of my life.â Jeonghan yells. Heâs drunk on love (and a lot of champagne). âI canât wait to marry you tomorrow. I just hope after this you still want to marry me. Hit it!â
The obscenely large speaker Seungcheol carried out starts humming the instrumental to Sofie and Jeonghanâs song. The very one Jeonghan drunkenly serenaded her with in a dingy bar, back when she didnât believe he could handle a serious relationship and he was hopelessly wrapped around her finger.
âIâve got sunshineeeeeeee on a cloudy dayâŠâ Jeonghan croons.
âOh my god,â Sofie cackles.
Everyone else joins in, harmonizing in the back along with the choreo Seungkwan and Soonyoung came up with. A simple side step with occasional jazz hands (much to Soonyoungâs tipsy dismay). âI guess youâd say what can make me feel this way?âÂ
âMY GIRL,â Jeonghan belts his line, smiling dumbly.
Youâre watching the shenanigans unfold, smiling as well. But while you're looking at everyone else, the only person Seungcheol can look at is you; the way your eyes gleam in the moonlight, your chin tipping back to laugh when Jeonghanâs voice cracks. Youâre breathtaking. For a brief moment, barely a passing thought in the roaring river of his brain focused on his cue to sing and side step when needed, Seungcheol imagines what it would be like if you two were the only ones around.
Chalking it up to the moment, Seungcheol thinks about anything else as they finish the performance.
The music dwindles away and all that's left is Jeonghan staring up at his future wife as the rest of the group takes exaggerated bows. Other guest peek from windows or the edge of the drive way, cheering loudly.
âBravi! Bravissimi!â Sofie cries as you both clap. âCan I make a request?â
Jeonghan nods like an eager puppy in response.
âSing the Thong Song!â you both request through giggles.
âThat's for after the wedding.â Jeonghan winks.
Time for Seungcheol to do his best man duties and prevent Jeonghan from making a complete ass of himself. "Alright Casanova, letâs go.â
âIâll see you tomorrow!â Jeonghan calls over his shoulder, fighting against everyone ushering him away.
âDonât be late!â Sofie demands.
âWouldnât dream of it.âÂ
After returning Jeonghan to his room for the night, Seungcheol heads back to his completely unprepared to see you again. Too many feelings swirl in his head. Feelings he thought he finally left back in college.
He remembers only a few key events of his early childhood. When he lost his first tooth, when he broke his arm for the first time, and his soccer game at four years old when Jeonghan and he rubbed dirt in each other's faces and rolled in the grass instead of playing. But other than that, his life has been distinctly divided into two parts: before you, and after you. He remembers when you marched into the first day of second grade with a sparkly blue bookbag much too big for your little body. You went to the front of the class, introduced yourself loud and proud, and then looked around the room like you were daring anyone to say something back.Â
And like any other childhood friendship is made, you sat at Seungcheol and Jeonghanâs table and asked if they wanted to be your friend. Without even considering the options, they both agreed. From then on out youâd always been Seungcheol, Jeonghan, and YN. Friends in elementary school, all through middle school, and even into the far reaches of highschool when Seungcheol played sports all year while you and Jeonghan did theater. It never occurred to any of you to be apart. Until Jeonghan stayed home to attend university in your hometown. And then it was Seungcheol and YN. Jeonghan came to visit when he could and vice versa. But at university it was you two against the world.
The first time Seungcheol realized he liked you was in third grade after you dumped chocolate milk on Jeonghanâs head because he put a bug in your lunchbox. He married you on the playground and made mud pies to celebrate. And then in high school when Seungcheol realized you werenât just a girl but a pretty girl and the hormones of his teenage body latched onto that fact and plagued his dreams with the information.Â
And he never did anything about that crush because he knew it wasnât worth losing you to act on those silly notions. They passed just like he thought, melted away as time went on and you both dated other people.Â
But that night freshman year of collegeâŠ
It doesnât matter.Â
Because you have a fiancé and Seungcheol is happy for you.
The sound of running water echoes from the bathroom as Seungcheol enters your shared room. At least it delays the inevitable awkwardness.Â
Or he thought it would.
âHey, Cheol?â you call from the door.
âYeah?â
âI forgot my clothes. Can you bring them to me?â
âUgh, yeah.â Seungcheol scrambles for the pile of clean pajamas at the corner of the bed, snatching them up and stepping closer to the door that separates you. âHere.â
Mind caught on other things â like not remember that he caught a glimpse of you make last night, barely a second, no real detail except creamy skin and details his brained filled in on its own accord to his own chagrin â Seungcheol trips over his own feet and slams into the piece of wood head first.
The only thing stopping the door from flying straight into the wall is you.
âShit!â you exclaim following a ricocheting âthump.â âWhat the fuck, Cheol?â
Clutching his forehead, Seungcheol is oblivious to the tangle of limbs youâve both collapsed into.Â
âFuck, sorry.â He blinks against the stark brightness of the overhead light. Youâre clutching at your face, hands cupped around your nose and eyes filled with tears. âHere let me see.â
Your eyes crack open enough to glare at him, narrow and rimmed red. As if he didnât feel awful enough.
Without a second thought, he strokes across the curve of your knee soothingly. âI wonât touch it, I just wanna make sure it isnât broken.â
A hand shakenly falls away to unveil your perfectly fine nose. Seungcheol tips your chin up, moving in for a closer look just in case. But everything is fine. Youâre not even bleeding, just a runny nose that definitely hurts worse than it looks.Â
The initial rush of panic ebbs only to be replaced with awareness. Seungcheol is kneeling between your legs, your towel is definitely too short, and the beads of water caught on your collarbone are down right taunting him. He needs to get away.
Now.
âOh my god,â he gasps, moving back.
Your face morphs into horror at his tone. âWhat?â
âYouâve got a huge bat in the cave.â Seungcheol rises to his feet, offering you a hand up while ignoring the way your chest struggles against the tie of the towel as you come to your feet as well.
âFuck you,â you laugh, pushing him away. âGive me my clothes and get the fuck out.â
Seungcheol does just that. As the lock latches back heâs left alone with nothing but thoughts of you.
He remembers. That night you two have never spoken about. And probably would never discuss even under the threat of life and limb. A drunk kiss, in the stuffy bar that didnât care if your IDs were fake as long as you had money.
Seungcheol remembers the way you felt in his lap, the taste of your mouth, the breathy whine against his lips when he first pulled away from the kiss. Maybe that last detail was a hallucination but it felt real. The heat of your body haunted Seungcheol for the week after it happened.Â
Not even Jeonghan knew about it.Â
And heâd rather die than open that can of worms. The first time Seungcheol had a crush on you in high school, he swallowed those feelings and never let them see the light of day. Because youâre his best friend, his longest friend, and if it was between the risk of losing you from his feelings (that he was certain would fade eventually despite the fact they never have) or keeping you in his life, then heâd stay silent if it killed him.
Itâs your turn to disappear the next morning. Youâre side of the bed is long cooled by the time Seungcheolâs alarm goes off, a piece of him gone with it.Â
His dreams hadnât helped. A faceless woman, not even sounds or sights or tangible things he could identify. But he knows the feeling. That alluring warmth of a body firm against his own, the kind that leaves him aching when he wants up. Seungcheol knows it's you. Itâs the same images that have plagued his subconscious since adolescence when heâd wake up to messy boxers and the inability to look you in the face for days after.
Feelings heâs long suppressed came out last night. Seeing you in the window, in the bathroom, itâs all too much. And now it chases him into sleep; the one place he thought he might have peace.
Luckily your absence means there's no awkward explanation of why heâs hard. The trip to the bathroom is more of dejected desperation than eager need. Seungcheol hops into the shower and takes care of it, careful to keep his thought as abstract as possible or risk you popping up in his fantasy. Dreaming about you is damning enough. He doesnât need to add to the guilt weighing on his conscience.
The rhythm of the water lulls his brain into a cycle. He canât do this. He canât go another minuteÂ
He canât even survive Jeonghanâs wedding. How he will sit through yours with a grin will be a true test of his acting ability.
But that is future Seungcheolâs problem. Right now he needs to get through today and then tomorrow and after that heâll be on a plane back home where he can ruminate in the isolated confines of his apartment.Â
He just needs to focus on one thing at a time.Â
Right now, itâs getting downstairs in the next ten minutes or risk losing tee time with Jeonghan and the other groomsmen.Â
Thereâs only two people heâd ever turn to in a time like this, except he canât talk to either of them because one is the problem and the other is getting married in a few hours. The last thing Jeonghan needs is to hear about an issue between his two best friends.
Which is why heâs the first to pick up Seungcheolâs mood.Â
âYou look like shit,â Jeonghan greets.Â
The other mill about the kitchen, snagging leftover pastries and fruit. Usually Seungcheol is the first to show up, not the last. But Soonyoung still seems to be missing.
âThanks.âÂ
âRough night?â
âCouldnât sleep.â
âWell if youâre tired you can always join the girls at the spa.â Jeonghan offers. âSofie said theyâre doing mud baths.â
The wedding isnât until this afternoon leaving the entire morning free. So the boys play golf while the girls go soak in mud.
âThat soundsâŠhorrible.â
âI know,â Jeonghan nods. âAlright gentlemen, let's head out.â
Seungcheol eats shit the entire morning. He usually scores around seventy five but heâs destined to break well over a hundred today and even Jeonghan pretends he doesnât notice.Â
âDo you ever think about why nothing happened between you and Y/N?â Jeonghan asks right as Seungcheol prepares to swing.
Kicking a man when heâs down is more of a guideline for his best friend rather than something to avoid.
Seungcheolâs shot flies wide, straight into a fairway bunker a good thirty yards behind everyone elseâs ball. He watches for another solid minute, deflating. âNo.âÂ
âIf youâre gonna lie, at least make it believable.â Jeonghan chides, setting up his own tee.
âIâm not lying.â
âHumor me. Itâs my wedding day and Iâm trying not to freak out.âÂ
âYouâre freaked out?âÂ
âDude, of course Iâm freaked out. Weâve never gone more than a few hours without talking since we started dating and I havenât seen her since last night. So just let me focus on something else,â Jeonghan sighs.
Seungcheol thinks about his next words wisely. Jeonghan can smell bullshit a thousand miles away, and playing mind games right now feels a little unfair. âI donât wonder why nothing happened anymore.âÂ
âLying again but whatever.â Jeonghan grabs for his drive and lines up the shot.
âWhy are you asking?âÂ
âI donât know. Everyone thought you two would end up together eventually and then you didnât. Iâve got a lot of people asking and I wanted an official response because youâre not exactly subtle and she isnât stupid.â
Jeonghanâs shot lands square on the first cut, fifty yards ahead of Seungcheolâs ball.Â
âYeah, well.â Seungcheol huffs. âIf she noticed, she never said anything.â
âOkay but did you ever say anything?âÂ
Jeonghan hands his club over to his catty before they start towards their respective zones. Seungcheol and his friend trailing behind.
Seungcheol argues. âYou just said I wasnât subtle?â
âYou arenât,â Jeonghan snorts. âBut Y/N is about as impressionable as rock.â
âDid you think something was gonna happen?â
Seungcheol reaches his ball first. All the other guys are further ahead but Jeonghan sticks by.
âNo.â Jeonghan says. âBut I know you kissed her.â
Seungcheol turns to the other man, mouth gaped in shock. âHow the fuck did you know that? Did she tell you?â
âI KNEW IT.â Jeonghan points at him like a little kid tattling on his friend. â I fucking knew it! Sofie owes me fifty bucks.â
âWhat?â
âY/N is a better liar than you, Iâll give her that but I knew something was off that first week I came to visit. I knew you didnât have the balls to sleep with her so I must have been something else.â
Jeonghan asked you if you remember the kiss. Jeonghan and Sofie know you kissed. You remember the kiss. But you never said anything. If that doesnât solidify Seungcheol firmly in the friendzone then nothing else would.
âYou made a bet with your fiancĂ©e on whether your best friends kissed or not?â Seungcheol shakes his head in disbelief.
âYouâll understand when you have a successful relationship.â Jeonghan touts.
The catty hands over Seungcheolâs driver. He looks about Seungcheolâs age, maybe younger, and by the look on his face heâs trying very hard to pretend he isnât listening to the unfolding drama.Â
Another person to witness how hopeless he is. Great.
âIt doesnât matter. It was a mistake.â
âYou never know,â Jeonghan shrugs, following his catty further up the fairway and ending the conversation.
Back at the house, youâre nowhere to be seen while Seungcheol showers and changes. Itâs for the best. No sleep, a horrible golf game, and now all the feelings that returned over the weekend have left him with nothing but a foul mood.Â
Every step is dragged out so he doesnât have to pretend you two are fine. He canât afford another blow out right now because today is meant to be for Jeonghan and Sofie. Even if Jeonghan thought he should talk about it, Seungcheol couldnât do it anymore. He wouldnât do it anymore. But the time it takes leaves his head spinning out of control.
Youâre pretending nothing is wrong. Cuddling up to him, calling him your husband. You nearly kissed him. You wouldâve if he didnât stop you. You always said cheating was worse than heartbreak but now here you are, capitalizing on his feelings for whatever satisfaction you selfishly crave; using Seungcheol to hurt your fiancĂ© in secret. Who you seem dedicated to pretending doesnât exist.Â
Itâs a nasty cycle. Feeling used, disbelief of who youâve turned into in months away, that piece of him that always craved something more with you flowering only to wilt because itâs not real.Â
You donât want Seungcheol.
You never have.
The wedding party gathers outside the church. Sofie is tucked away in a private room until her grand entrance. She wanted everyone to be surprised, leaving her bridesmaids to mingle with the groomsmen until it was time to for the ceremony to start.
The lavender bridesmaid dress is nothing special. A tie at the top keeps the entire thing up, the front void of any details. The open back adds a flash of skin but other than that there isnât much to it. But youâre wearing it and Seungcheol can feel his heart jerk as the fabric flows around your curves. The universe is taunting him with what heâll never have.
He doesnât stare despite the fact that every time he blinks his gaze automatically searches for you. Itâs hard to ignore the only person he sees in a crowded room. Even if heâs pissed at you.
You excuse yourself from Seokmin, creeping over to where Seungcheol stands with a grin. âYou clean up nice.â
âThanks,â he nods.
âIs something wrong?âÂ
A shot of annoyance flashes through him. Now is not the place. Last time he felt like this, you two got in a screaming match on a snowy sidewalk. âNo.â
You shake your head, hand coming to rest on his arm in an act of comfort. âAre you sure? Because youâve been acting weird.â
Betrayed by his own body. Half of him wants to get on the next flight home and block your number so he can forget all of this. It wouldnât work. The times tried anything remotely of the sort only leave him in circling thoughts day and night.
The other half of him wants to wrap you in his arms and take whatever you're willing to give him. The half that could act like Johnny didnât exist, at least not in this little bubble where nothing else exists but you and him. Because he's selfish and heâs been in love with you for years and he would never expect something in return for his feelings but he canât take it any more.
But he canât pretend anymore.
Pretending heâs never been jealous of your boyfriends, and that the night in college when you kissed meant nothing. That it didnât flood his brain everytime he looked at you; that it didnât leave more questions than answers. Heâs been pretending everything has been fine, that seeing you asleep on his chest doesnât make his heart hurt, and that he was stronger than the temptation to kiss you last night.
He remembers that night with clarity despite how drunk he was. Thought it meant you felt the same way he had for years.
âCheers to finally being adults!â you scream, tequila shot raised over head.
Seungcheol laughs. Nothing is that funny but heâs nineteen and drunk in a dingy college bar with his best friend . âAdults!â
Someone passes by and knocks you forward, straight into Seungcheol's chest where you keep laughing as you look up at him.
Youâre close. Closer than ever before. He could count all your eyelashes if there werenât four of you floating in his vision. But Seungcheol doesnât need to see clearly. Not when youâre already kissing him.
Heâs kissing you.
Itâs sloppy and drunk but his brain doesnât think in big picture. Itâs all feeling. Your hand in his shirt, a sweet sigh against his chin when you break away for a second just to come right back. Your mouth tastes like alcohol and lime and heâs never had anything better sweep across his tongue.
Thank god for the booth because youâre in his lap now, grinding against the seam of his jeans until heâs hard and when you finally realize you say his name.
And then Seungcheol pulls away, turns his head, and vomits before blacking out.
He hates that he thinks about it. He thinks about it all the time. What if? But thereâs no more what ifs. There's only right now. Just you and him and the widening space in between that's become unnavigable.Â
âIâm acting weird? Iâm not the one rubbing herself all over me, calling me her husband to strangers, and trying to kiss me.â
âWhat the hell is that supposed to mean?â
âI canât believe you would do something like this. Why would you put me in this position? Do you think itâs funny?â
âWhat the hell are you talking about?â
âIâm happy for you, really. I just think itâs best if we donât talk for a while. I think you need to sort things out with your fiance.â
Now that seems to get your attention. âSeungcheol, whatââ
The music swells from the organ inside, cueing the ceremony and effectively silencing your questions.Â
Good. Itâs better that way. Seungcheol is weak for you in all the ways that matter and he knows if he had to stand there for another minute then your hurt expression is all it would take for him to fold and pretend he never said anything.
You join the other bridesmaids and Seungcheol ducks inside the church after the wedding planner opens the doors. One by one the other groomsmen walk in: Joshua, Seungkwan, Soonyoung, and finally Seokmin. Each line up further down Jeonghanâs side. Then the bridesmaids follow.Â
Sofieâs cousin, who Seungcheol met once, glides down the aisle followed by another taller cousin who looks nearly identical. Then itâs Sofieâs roommate from college, Mona who Josh had been trying to get with all weekend.
You walk up the aisle, a smile plastered on your face but it doesnât reach your eyes. You wonât look in his direction.Â
Everything is slipping through his fingers and you both have to pretend they arenât.
Everyone turns to watch Maria, and then Sofie. But the only person Seungcheol is paying attention to is you.Â
The ceremony flies by. Sofie cries, Jeonghan cries.Â
Sofie cries even harder when Jeonghan recites his vows in Italian. Itâs odd, watching his two friends who usually are the couple laughing in the corner, be so vulnerable. Declaring their love for each other in front of a few hundred people.
âSofie, sin dal primo momento in cui ti ho incontrata, sapevo che ti avrei voluta nella mia vita per sempre. Che tu mi amassi o odiassi, per me andava bene, perchĂ© significava che avresti pensato a me tanto quanto io pensavo a te. Mi hai dato il privilegio di chiamarti mia, e non posso aspettare di farlo per il resto delle nostre vite.â
Six months of using Seungcheol as practice, along with Sofieâs cousin, and he sounds decent. Jeonghan wouldnât win any awards for his language skills but everyoneâs faces melt around the room. Even the people that donât know a word of what heâs say can feel the earnest dedication he has to Sofie. Even Seungcheol gets misty eyed.
âIo, Jeonghan, prendo te, Sofie, come mia sposa e prometto di esserti fedele sempre, nella gioia e nel dolore, nella salute e nella malattia, e di amarti e onorarti tutti i giorni della mia vita.â
âI, Sofie, take you, Jeonghan, as my husband and promise to be faithful to you always, in joy and in pain, in health and in sickness, and to love you and every day honor you, for the rest of my life.â
Then they kiss and Sofie screams something along the lines of âweâre married, bitches!â much to the priest demise before exiting the church.Â
From there itâs chaos.Â
The entire wedding party is corralled for endless pictures while everyone else heads back to the villa for the reception. You donât look at him and Seungcheol refuses to acknowledge you until your parents are forcing you two together for awkward pictures like its high school prom.
By the time itâs over and he gets to the reception, the party is in full swing and the sun is setting.
Dinner is a blur. He makes his toast, short and sweet like Jeonghan told him to. The night progresses and people flood the cleared area serving as a makeshift dance floor in the center of the courtyard.
Seungcheol sips his wine. Three glasses in an hour because he isnât sure what to do with his hands when his obligatory dance with Maria is over and heâs avoided being dragged on the floor by one of Sofieâs more zealous aunts because she herself demands a dance.
âHow does it feel to be Mrs. Yoon?â
Sofie turns to watch Jeonghan twirls her great grandmother. Or more like Nonna Cosima leads him. Sheâs surprisingly spry for someone pushing triple digits. âI think heâs gonna be a great first husband.â
His gaze settles on you, Seokmin leading you across the floor in a ridiculous fashion. The younger man is trying hard to make you laugh and it seems to be working.
âShe thinks youâre mad at her,â Sofie says.
âMaybe I am.â
âCare to share with the class?â She prods but Seungcheol doesnât break, using the ending of the song to find a table at the edge of the makeshift dance floor. âFine, but I feel like if youâre gonna pout at my wedding I should at least know why. Especially because I owe Han fifty bucks because you canât lie to save your life.â
Seungcheol is mad. But mostly at himself. For tricking himself into thinking maybe, just maybe, there could be something more. That in all the improbable universes you returned his feelings, this would be one.Â
And he did all that knowing youâre dedicated to someone else who is so entirely wrong for you.
âWhat did she tell you?â Seungcheol asks.Â
âThatâs not how this works. No pay, no play.â
He studies Sofie for a minute. Sheâs good at keeping her cards close but she knows about you and Johnny. It wouldnât be a far leep to assume she knows about everything else.
âGod, you sound like Jeonghan.â
âHave you and Y/N talked? Like, really talked, since you got here?â There's a weight at the end of that sentence but Sofie doesnât elaborate.Â
âCare to be more specific?â he asks, grabbing for another glass.
âIâll take that as a no then.â Sofie takes the seat beside him.
His chest tightens. This is it.Â
âAbout her and Johnny?â
âSo she did say somethingâŠâ Sofie fishes.
âNo she didnât. But I heard you guys in the kitchen the night I got in.â
âYou did?â she gasps. âAnd you didnât say anything to her about it?â
His jaw ticks in annoyance. âWhatâs there to say? âCongrats on your engagement, youâre too good for himâ? I donât think that's what sheâd waââ
âWait, wait, wait.â Sofie throws her hands up, eyebrows furrowed in confusion. All around the party continues. âYou think Y/N is engaged? To who?â
âJohnny! Who else?â
Her drink sloshes over the sides of her wine glass, narrowly missing the white gown and falling to the cobblestone. âOh my god, youâre an idiot!â
âExcuse me?â
âSheâs not engaged, you dipshit,â she goes on. âOh my god, youâre both so stupid. I told Han, I told him we shouldâve said something.â
âWhat?â he says quietly.
Sofie continues as if Seungcheol hasnât spoken at all, âI canât believe she hasnât told you.â
âTold me what?â
âShe broke up with him!â
She broke up with him. She (you) broke up with him (Johnny). You and Johnny are done. Itâs like heâs hearing the news from underwater.
âShe broke up with him.â He repeats dumbly.
Someone cheers and then applause follows but Seungcheol is lost in his mind. You and Johnny arenât engaged. You two arenât even dating. Havenât been.Â
âWhen?â
Sofieâs face softens. She knows. The first time he introduced you to Sofie she assumed you two were dating. She didnât like Johnny for a lot of the same reasons Seungcheol did, but also because she thought you two were meant to be together. âA week after she moved.â
That phone call the week after you moved. It mustâve been something to do with you and Johnny. But why didnât you answer messages the next morning? Why would you break up with Johnny and then refuse to tell him? Why would you let Seungcheol think he was being used as the other man?
âSo this entire weekâŠâ
âShe was supposed to tell you. I told her to tell you months ago but does she listen to me? Nope.â
âDo you know why?â
âNow that is something she needs to tell you.â Seungcheol looks where you're dancing with Seokmin. Your smile doesnât reach your eyes but you laugh when the man dips you almost to the floor and struggles to lift you back up. âBut first you need to apologize.â
âIs it that bad?â
âWhen I imagined someone crying at my wedding it wasnât because of you.â
Seungcheol winces, âShe cried?â
âYep. You owe me a nice ass wedding gift for that one.â
âSofie, Iâm sorry Iââ he tries to apologize.Â
âCheol, donât worry about it.â She pats his arm. âIt was actually a nice distraction from the insanity this week.â
âEasy for you to say.â
âIt really is.â Sofie rises from the table, snagging a glass of champagne from a passing tray. âNow if youâll excuse me, my husband owes me a dance. And Cheol?â
âYeah?â
âYou should tell her how you feel.â
Seungcheol takes his chance at Sofieâs departure. With the change in music Seokmin bows out and you're left on the dance floor alone. Cast in the soft glow of garden lights and candles, youâre tragically beautiful. Soft around the edges in a dreamy haze. Seungcheol feels like heâs intruding by approaching you but he needs to apologize before you both return to your separate corners of the country tomorrow night.
âHey,â he greets.
You look at him apprehensively, eyes dark, before speaking. âHi.â
Youâre just as petty as Seungcheol so he knows if youâre speaking to him then there's some kind of hope he hasnât completely ruined your friendship. But it could also mean youâre about to rip him a new one in front of everyone for not the first time in his life.
Hopefully, itâs the former.
âMind a walk?â
âWeâre at a wedding.â
Jeonghan and Sofie curl tightly around each other at the center of the courtyard. Itâs clear from the way both their faces soften, lax grins reaching their ears, that the world has stopped spinning just for them.
âIâm pretty sure we could light them on fire right now and they wouldnât notice. Besides, Sofie gave me her blessing,â he jokes but you donât laugh.
âFine,â you say before stalking towards one of the paths leading to more secluded parts of the house.
People drape across different parts of the villa as you two walk in silence to find some privacy. The gardens are full of chatting elders, kids running around in the dark or falling asleep in some adults' holds. After ten minutes with no luck at seclusion, Seungcheol has half a mind to go back to your room and talk it out but he doesnât. The idea itself freezes his blood.
Itâs not until you're deeper into the maze of shrubs and bushes that the voices and music fade. The silence is so tense he might shatter under the pressure.
You whip around to face him, still five paces ahead.Â
âWhat did you want to talk about?â you deadpan.
Seungcheol thought through every thing he wanted to say, all the questions and whys and what ifs heâd collected during this trip but they abandoned him now that they have the chance to be answered. Instead, all that comes out of him is a shaky, âIâm sorry.â
You wait for him to elaborate but he doesnât. Heâs apologizing for more than he could put in words and heâd list them off until the sun comes up if he starts now.
âOkay. Is that all?â you ask.
âSofie told me about Johnny.â
You blanche. âShe did?â
âYeah, she did.â
âWhat did she tell you?â your arms draw tightly around your center. Like youâre holding your heart from spilling out your chest.Â
Seungcheol regurgitates the limited facts Sofie shared, which is that Johnny hasnât been in the picture for months and you never deemed him worthy of that information.
âWhy didnât you just tell me?â
âI tried. But you didnât answer your phone and I felt so stupid afterwards and⊠I just couldnât do it.â
It hits a nerve deep in his heart. How could it have been easier to spend months pretending he didnât exist then tell him your relationship ended? More anger slips through. The nasty kind that makes him say things he doesnât mean but Seungcheol tries to reign it in.
âSo you just ignored me and thought thatâd solve all our problems?âÂ
âNo!â
âThen why didnât you say something?â
âBecause I moved cities for a guy I didnât even like that much! I changed my entire life for him just to prove a point. Because you were right about him and I was wrong and only took a fucking week to realize that after I screwed everything up. I should have listened to you butââ
âSo you lied to me because you didn't want me to say âI told you soâ?â Seungcheol fumes. âAre you serious?â
âI didnât lie to you!â you object.
âYes you did! You stopped talking to me for months! Months. I canât even remember we went a week without talking but you dropped off the face of the planet,â he rants. âI thought you were happy in New York with Johnny but apparently Iâm the last to know anything. If you had just told me I wouldnât have said anything. I would have gone up there and moved you back home myself.â
âI donât want you to fix my mistakes!â
âThen what do you want? Because from where Iâm standing I have no idea. All week youâve been acting weird and because you didnât tell me I thought you were using me to cheat on your boyfriend. How do you think that makes me feel?â
âI didnât mean to. Things just kept happening and I got swept up before I could tell you.â
Seungcheol was nothing more than a meaningless distraction, a rebound.
âSo it didnât mean anything to you?â he asks.
âNo!â you cry. âI was just distracted.â
âDistracted? Are you serious?â
âYou know what? Forget it. You donât want to listen to me, you just want to be mad and yell.â
Youâre right. Seungcheol does want to be mad and yell and pull his own hair out because what youâre saying isnât helping untangle the knotted mess of his brain. Itâs making it worse. Your confessions are watering that seed of hope in his chest despite the fact he knows nothing will ever happen. Even with Johnny out of the picture.
âWhy did you break up with Johnny?â
âIââ Your eyes close. Pulled tight like youâre finding the courage to tell Seungcheol some dark secret. âHeâŠâ you swallow. âI broke up with him becauseâŠâ
Seungcheol tenses, prepared for the absolute worst. You moved your entire life for the guy and broke up with him a handful of days later. There had to be a reason. âBecause why? Did he do something?â
âNo!â you correct. âI wish he did, I probably wouldnât have felt like such a bitch but he didnât do anything at all. I just realized we didnât work.â
âYou didnât âworkâ?â
I told you so, indeed.
âYeah. Itâs kinda difficult to be with someone when you're in love with someone else,â you reply.
Suddenly, Seungcheol wishes he never brought it up. Another guy. One that isnât him. Again. Heâs the other man. Those gut feelings, the nagging voice at the back of his head that reminded him time and time again you couldnât feel the same has its own âI told you soâ moment.
But thatâs not what makes him feel horrible. Heâd suffer from overthinking as long as needed just so you wouldnât look so ashamed.Â
âOh.â
âYeah.â
Seugncheol waits for you to elaborate. More silence except for the crunch of your shoes across the stone walkway. A bench comes into view and you slip into one of the spots before speaking again.
âIâŠI always wondered why those dates never worked out. Like, I would like someone but then they didnât want the same things or theyâd want the same things but I didnât want them. And I guess Johnny was my last ditch effort because maybe if I knew from the beginning things werenât gonna work out then Iâd never be disappointed.â
Seungcheol isnât sure what to say so he stays quiet.
âAnd I thought I could just live with it. Knowing I didnât have what Jeonghan and Sofie have. Like who actually gets that in their life? ButâŠâ
âBut?â
âBut then I realized that there was only one guy my whole life thatâs actually been everything I wanted and I was comparing everyone to him.â
âWho?â
âYou.â
Him. Youâve compared every guy youâve dated to him. Heâs the person you want, the man youâve measured everyone up to and found them wanting.
Youâre in love with Seungcheol. You broke up with your boyfriend for Seungcheol.
You love him back.
âItâs fine, if you donât feel that way about me. Iâm okay with it. I wasnât planning to tell you because I expected anything. I just⊠part of the reason I didnât say anything is I know you donât think about me like that but this week I thoughtâ I donât know what I thought. But I didnât want to lie to you anymore.â
âYouâŠwhat?â
âLetâs just agree to pretend this never happened, okay? We should get back to the party.â You move to rush past him but Seungcheol hooks an arm around your torso, light enough you could break through if you really wanted to but you stop all the same.
There is no way in hell you drop that bomb on him and leave him to deal with the aftermath alone.
His voice is unrecognizable to his own ears. âYou broke up with Johnny because of me?â
âYeah,â you swallow. You refuse to look at him, focusing on the neatly clipped grass your heels sink into.
âBecause youâre in love with me.âÂ
You flounder. It isnât a question. Itâs a fact.
âHow long?â Seungcheol presses.
âWhat?â
âHow long have you been in love with me?â
âIt's always been you.â
Seungcheolâs heart detonates into a million pieces.
âYou?â His pulse is sprinting. Youâre in love with him. Have been. Maybe as long as heâs been in love with. Impossible for it to be longer because there's no moment in time when Seungcheol didnât carry his feelings for you like an old friend. âYou didnât say anything.â
Your eyes are wet again, more tears he wants to brush away but he canât do anything but stare. âI didnât want to ruin our friendship.â
âYou wouldnât have,â he whispers back.
âWhat's supposed to mean?â
Your nose brushes along his, eyes soft as you glance at his mouth.Â
Seungcheol wonât let himself kiss you yet. He canât. The first time he feels your lips on his in years has to be in private because he shakes at the idea of it, a part of him chips away from just imagining even the most chaste brush. But mostly because heâs terrified that once he starts, he knows he wonât be able to stop.
âDo you remember that night in college?â he asks. Youâre stunned speechless by the abrupt shift in topic but the words fall out of his mouth before he can think of a better way to say what needs to be said. He continues, âwhen we did a million shots and you kissed me?â
You snap back, slapping a hand on his chest and nearly teetering to the ground. âYou bitch! You kissed me!â
âSo you do remember!â
âOf course I remember,â you declare. âI thought you didnât remember.â
You remember. You remember how his mouth tasted, how you ground into his lap, the feeling of his hands on your ass. All of it sticks with you like it stuck to him.
âTrust me, I remember.â
âWell, why didnât you say anything?â you huff.
âI was going to but you told me you started dating whatever-his-name before I could.â
âBecause I thought you didnât like me back!â
âIâve liked you since the first day I met you.â
âReally?â
âYep.â
âYou shouldâve said something.â The admonishment means nothing. Not with the way you smile at him. It makes his heart soar, hope bursting at the seams.Â
âI didnât even know you realized I was a dude until college, why would I say something?â
âTrust me, I knew you were a guy way before college.â
âAnd weâre back to the original question: why didnât you say anything?â
It's ridiculous. Utterly comical and unimportant of who said what when because theyâre being said now and Seungcheol never has to pretend he isnât hopelessly in love with you ever again.
You cozy up into his chest, fingers tracing the collar of his shirt. âWow, barely five minutes weâre already fighting.â
âWeâre not fighting.â His lips burn the word into your hairline, arms wrapping around your frame so his fingers can finally, finally, trace the bared skin of your back.
âOh really?â You laugh. âThen what are we doing, oh wise one?â
âWeâre having a spirited conversation over the fact you kissed me and never said anything.â
âAnd now weâre fighting over whether or not weâre fighting.â
âWeâre not fighting.â
âYouâre exhausting.â Your eyes roll. He canât see it, not with how you duck into his neck, but he knows you did it. Because Seungcheol knows you better than anyone else.
âWouldnât have it any other way.â
âAnd you kissed me.â
âWell then there's only one way to settle this.â
âWhich is?â
Seungcheol doesnât answer. If Jeonghan could be lit on fire and not think of anyone but his wife, then the world could fall to dust and the only thing on Seungcheolâs mind is the way your mouth feels against his.
Itâs light at first. Airy because youâre both still laughing over arguing if youâre fighting or not. But then Seungcheol loses his balance and you help by curling a hand around his shoulder but refuse to stop kissing him and the world blinks out of existence for a second.
All the cliches start making sense. Two halves of a whole, puzzle pieces slipping together, all the things poets could say in a million more eloquent ways than him.
But Seungcheol feels at home for the first time in his life.
Itâs not easy maneuvering a full grown woman up and into his lap. Itâs especially not easy because youâre you and youâre more stubborn than anyone heâs met in his life which means you object to every step, huff and puff at a brief second of broken contact, but the second he spins you around and drags over his lap you melt.
Your tongue glides along his, sending a tsunami of want through his bones. You whimper. Or maybe he does. Seungcheol canât tell what's up and what's down right now. He finds the open back of your dress and relishes in the arch of your spine, the choppy breath he can feel beneath his palms.
The silk bow holding your dress up teases his hand as Seungcheol traces the notches of your spine. No one would see. No one except him and the moon and the stars whoâve all stopped to watch. He wants to. God, he wants to but he doesnât.
You tug at his hair and your name floods his tongue like a curse.Â
Draped across his lap in nothing but thin satin, you can feel all of him. How his cock hardens against the back of your thighs, shaky breathes in his lungs wrecking into your own chest. You're not wearing a bra. None of that tape or the sticky thing youâd leave hanging in the bathroom when you lived together. Seungcheol knows because he thumbs over the soft swell of your chest and you respond with a rock of hips that leaves his mouth watering.
The last time he kissed you, that fateful night freshman year of college, Seungcheol thought about it every night for months. He thought about it in the shower, in his bed. His mind would wander towards the memory during class and when he walked around campus.
Now heâll think about this for the rest of his life.
A shrieking laugh almost sends you to the ground in haste to break away, but Seungcheol catches you in time.Â
âUmâŠâ you choke. Your lips are swollen, eyes a little dazed.
âWe should go back inside.â
âYeah.â
âJust, give me a minute.â
âWhy?â Your smile grows steadily as you press more firmly into his predicament.
âI have an issue right now.â
âWhat kind of issue, Cheolie?â you stare at him through your lashes, finger tracing down the front of his shirt until you reach the button of his pants.
âOh God,â he grunts as the heel of your hand rocks into him. âYouâre actually evil.â
Your lips trace over his jaw, sucking and nipping at the lobe of his ear until he shudders. âDonât you want me?âÂ
âI do,â he breaths. âShit.â
His hand squeezes across your ass, your breasts, mindful of how much freedom youâre giving him. To feel you like this, to touch you the way heâs wanted to for years.Â
âThen have me,â you moan.Â
âDonât say stuff like that.â
âLike what?â
âLike you want me to fuck you right here.â
âBut I do want you to fuck me.â Your hand is in his pants. âRight.â A tight squeeze on his cock. âHere.â He ruts into the next one.
His insides spark with a hot kind of electricity at the idea of you jerking him off where anyone could see. But he wants to touch you. And that he doesnât want anyone else to even imagine. Heâs shared you enough with the world.Â
Seungcheol wants a piece of you that's just for him right now.
âFuck, okay. Stop.â
âWhatâs wrong?â
âWeâre going back inside.â
âOh?â
Seungcheol doesnât give into your obvious goading. Itâll just waste more time. Give you another chance to wring him out to dry and he knows if you get his pants down far enough itâs game over for the both of you.Â
He rushes you through the garden, all but dragging you behind him in his haste to get you somewhere secluded. Heâd settle for a broom closet at this point. Anywhere he can have you alone.
But you wonât go down without a fight.
You slow to a near stop, whining, âMy feet hurt.â
Seungcheol leads you back over another stone bench, immediately kneeling and grabbing your ankle. The pebbles of the path dig into his knee but the slit of silk revealing your bare legs is a good distraction.
âAlright, Cinderella. Letâs get these off,â he jokes. The buckle is delicate and keeps slipping from between his fingers no thanks to your help.
âI can do it myself!â
You try to kick him off but Seungcheol catches your calf easily. Instead of focusing on the teasing stretch of skin, he watches the way your nose wrinkles indignantly after thwarting your attempt to catch him off guard. Youâre cute. Probably because heâs in love with you and the rush from knowing you love him back has him feeling a million miles tall.
âCheol?â
âYeah?â
Pulling your foot into his lap, Seungcheol brushed his fingers against the knob of your ankle. The tiny buckle that refuses to come undone. Your shaking doesnât help much.
âCold?â he asks.
You nod furiously. Warmth hangs in the air but Seungcheol wonât assume your comfort; the silk you're wrapped in doesnât provide much coverage against the elements. It doesnât provide him any protection from a wild imagination fueled from years of pining. Without a thought, he shakes off his jacket and hands it to you before moving back to your shoe.
Looming over him, Seungcheol feels your breath hit his forehead. He wants to look up but youâre too close. Too tempting.Â
He finally undoes one shoe, then the other. But you donât say anything and neither does he from his spot between your legs. Itâd be easy. So easy to bunch your skirt around your waist, part your legs, and make you cum on his finger. Then his mouth. Then his cock.
Youâre thinking the same thing. A hiccup of breath rustling the hair on his forehead, your hands stroking the muscles of his neck give you away.Â
But when he starts, he knows he wonât be able to start. Heâll want nothing less than all of you. Give all of himself to you. If youâll have him.
But a hard stone bench isnât the place to worship your body the way you deserve. Heâd be a gentleman. Even if it killed him to wait any longer. You were worth waiting for. Seungcheol would wait a million more lifetimes if he got to feel like this again.
No shoes means heâs carrying you the rest of the way. Heâs done it before and youâre not that heavy but heâs been drinking. And then there's the matter of all the blood in his body heading south, so he struggles more than usual.
âYouâre sure youâve got it?â you cling on for dear life when he nearly stumbles under the first step.
âSorry, I havenât been carrying a lot of full grown women around lately.â
âI thought you were looking a little small,â you goad.
âSmall?â he objects.
âYeah, small.â You squeeze over his biceps and his chest like you two arenât sneaking around a packed mansion where anyone could stumble by. His resolve slips further out of reach at the dig of your nails. âBeen skipping the gym lately?â
He feigns dropping you, laughing when you scramble for hold under threat of falling flat on your ass.
âAsshole!â you laugh.
Things fizzle back to comfortable silence. Your companions are far off laughs and the loud music from the courtyard. The garden is all but abandoned, not a single soul in sight. It makes it all too tempting to find another bench and take up what was interrupted earlier. The heat of your breath against his ear with each giggled whisper didnât help. Neither did the warm weight of your thighs in his hold or the firm press of your chest against his back.Â
Itâs a mistake to look over his shoulder. Your eyes shine in the moonlight as you stare back, a smile lifting the corner of your lips.
Seungcheol focuses back on the hallway, double checking for any passersby. Thereâs nothing indecent about a man giving a woman a tipsy piggy back ride.Â
But there is something entirely inappropriate about how hard he is while doing so.
And Seungcheol knows you know. Or if you donât then the universe has a personal investment in his suffering. Every step is more difficult than the last because your thighs squeeze around his torso, and your hands find their way down his chest, and then thereâs the giggling every time he back tracks because a drunken guest stumbles by on the way to their own room.
Youâre sneaking around like two idiot teenagers and it might kill him from lack of blood to his brain.
But Seungcheol wouldnât have it any other way.
He pauses at the last staircase to catch his breath. Thereâs no reason youâre still on his back other than the fact he doesnât want to let you go and the position is the only reason he hasnât found a dark corner to do whatever you please yet.
âAwww poor Seungcheol, tired already,â you coo.Â
Your teasing tone makes his blood boil, worse how you readjust your hold with more squeeze and stretching that leaves him with nothing but horribly inappropriate thoughts of what youâll do after he gets up the stairs.
Finally, the hallway housing your room appears and he canât get through the door fast enough.Â
You're pressed flat between the door and his body in a blink, fully at Seungcheolâs mercy as he kisses you again.Â
âWait,â you mutter.
Seungcheol sucks along your bottom lip. You pull him closer, arching into his chest. Your stomach is soft against the gentle grinds of his cock. He doesnât want to wait anymore.
âWeâhmmm,â you sigh. âNeed to talk about this.âÂ
Seungcheol pulls away from your mouth, trailing scorching kisses down your neck that leave you shivering. âWhat about it? I love you, you love me. Feels like that's all there is to it.âÂ
The second he says it, Seungcheol knows heâs wrong. But he doesnât want to think about the fine details. Heâs never done long distance but youâre only a train ride away.Â
âCheol.â You prod a finger into his collarbone until he dips back.
âI mean itâll suck being in different cities but itâs not forever right? Weâll figure it out.â
You dip your chin. âIâm not staying in New York.â
âOh. Thatâsââ he cups your cheek, pulling your gaze to his. âIâll go wherever you need me.â
You smile up at him and everything goes blank. In that moment, he vows to do anything you ever ask if it means youâll keep looking at him like that.
âIâm moving back to D.C.â You kiss the words into his palm, eyes never leaving his.
âReally?â
âYeah.â You smile. âSofieâs friend needed a roommate and my job agreed to let me go remote soâŠâ
âWhen do you move back?â
âTwo months. They want to wait until the busy season is over.â
âBut then youâre back. For good?â
âFor good.â
It feels like you're promising a whole lot more..Â
You have Seungcheol for good too. As long as you want him, heâs yours. Probably for long after too.Â
Heâs so happy, it burns across his skin. It canât be contained. This is all real. He fights the urge to pinch himself because not even in the wildest of his dreams did he think this was possible.Â
"When you come back home.â Home he thinks. Home with him. Where you belong. âWe're going on a date. And you're going to let me pay, and woo you, and take care of you because I love you. Okay?â
Your hands twine around his shoulders before you respond with a nod, âOkay.â
In the privacy of your room, youâre the one that tugs the knot holding your dress up. The silk slips down your chest revealing inch after inch of what heâs only dreamed off. When it pools around your waist, Seungcheol almost falls to his knees.
You shiver in the cool bedroom air. His eyes drink in the way your nipples peek under his gaze. Every inhale shakes in your lungs and he thinks this might just be enough for him to die peacefully. The silk trickles like water down your figure until you're left standing in nothing but skimpy panties.
âFuck,â he curses.
Your hands flash to cover your chest, âWhat?â
âNo, donât,â Seungcheol reassures. His hands find yours, tracing along your thumb. âYouâre justâŠâ
âJust?â you ask.
âWow.â
âIâm wow?â you laugh.Â
Seungcheol takes another step into your space. And then another and another, your dress crumbling to the floor and leaving behind nothing but the thin band of your underwear for him to remove. Your knees hit the mattress and he follows you down into the cushion.
You're soft and warm like afternoon sunlight on a winter day under his wandering hands.
âYouâre wow,â he responds, angling your chin so your mouth can meet his, noses grazing against one another.
You donât have the patience to hear Seungcheol ramble about how perfect you are. Instead, you drag him into a desperate kiss, tongue teasing his. Heâll wax poetically later. Right now he wants to give you whatever you demand.
More kissing, the prickle of your teeth along his lip, and Seungcheol is pretty sure heâs never been harder in his life. Itâs humbling and exhilarating all at once. Ready to crumble into nothing from some light petting.
He takes his revenge on the curve of your shoulder and it turns out to be extra sensitive. Every nip and suck along your collarbone leaves you panting, hands scratching up his back for some relief. He wonders what else is sensitive.
He laves against your nipple in maddening slowness. You torture him as well, ankles locking at the base of his spine while you grind against him and make more noises heâll commit to memory forever.
 âGod,â you whine when Seungcheol finally breaks and rocks down into the tempting heat of your core.
He needs more.Â
âDo you think about this?â he grunts with another torturous press. He could come like this. You could come from this. Two adults, reduced to dry humping like horny teenagers.
âI think about you all the time,â you gasp.
âWhat do you think about?â
âYou.â
Seungcheol snickers, âMore specific.â
âTouching me, kissing me. Anywhere. Everywhere.â
A swell of neanderthal pride blooms in his heart. The image of you, touching yourself with his name on your lips breaks another piece of his self control that wants to savor this.
âHere?â he kisses the swell of your breast, waiting for a nod to move on.Â
âHere?â A suck on your nipple again until the bed sheets threaten to rip from your hold.
âHere?â A bite at your hip bone.
His fingers part your core, wet at first contact even over your panties. âWhat about here?â
âEverywhere. Iâve thought about you touching me everywhere.â You sound like you might start crying if he doesnât fulfill that fantasy soon.Â
But heâs dying to know every little thought youâve ever had about him. If you think about him a fraction as much as he thinks about you. Not just like this, but when he sees a building heâd never think twice about and know youâd have something to say about the construction of the window arches, or when he walks through the park and sees two dogs meeting for the first time and can hear your voice whisper âbest friends!â like youâre right beside him. Youâre in everything. Every part of who he is.
Your panties come off and he licks between your legs slowly, savoring every part he can while you twitch and curl beneath him.Â
âCheol,â you whine.
There's no need to elaborate. He feels it too.
Your back bows under his touch, and Seungcheol watches you touch yourself with rapt attention. You grab your breasts and squeeze, nipples visible between fingers.Â
He sucks your clit, tongue lashing at the sensitive nub. A million times Seungcheol thought about doing this and never did his brain imagine the sounds youâd make, the way you taste, the rough tub at his hair. You're hot and wet under his mouth and all Seungcheol wants is more, more, more.
âTell me how it feels.â
âSo goodâfuckâitâs so good,â you gasps as he fucks your opening with his tongue, collection your flavor.
His finger wedges inside your tight walls. You angle your hips, sinking them deeper. Seungcheol pauses for only a moment before giving you a second one. The sting across his scalp from your frantic tugging leaves him straining against the zipper of his slacks.
He cups your ass, dragging you closer to the edge of the bed where he kneels. Your legs spread wider to grant him the space to savor the pink of your folds under his tongue without obstruction.
Your pitch rises, moaning through a third finger joining the mix and a rough lap of his tongue that has you kicking the sheets.. He can feel it; your end just over the hill. A few vulgar flicks of his tongue and its release in long waves that make you keen his name horsley.Â
You melt into a boneless heap. Occasional twitches of muscles flooding with pleasure the only sign of life.
Seungcheol mouths up your stomach, sucking a nipple between his teeth for a second before moving on to your mouth. If all you want to do tonight is kiss and let Seungcheol worship your pussy, then heâll oblige. But the way pull at his clothes hints at what you want. He draws you back into his lap, your body hot against his, mouth coaxing yours open.Â
âGood?â
You giggle against his mouth. âI canât feel my toes.â
He canât stop touching you. Probably wonât ever stop now that he knows what it means to call you his. To know your body. Youâre no better. Your hands rake through his hair, goosebumps erupting as you tug him exactly where you want.
The soft lines of your throat, the intoxicating taste of sweat and perfume flooding his tongue. Itâs better than anything his sorry excuse for an imagination could come up with.
You tug at his shirt, up and up until itâs forgotten on the floor. Your bare chest against his lights an inferno of want. Seungcheol pushes apart your limp thighs, making space for himself to grind against your sensitive core through his own trousers.Â
Seungcheol remembers a crucial fact as you slip a hand in his pants and tease his leaking cock.
âWait,â he mutters into your jaw.
You donât stop, slowly jerking him off, teeth cutting into the vein on his neck. âWhat?â
Seungcheol savors your touch before responding, thrusting through your first with blind want. âI donât have condoms.â
âOh.â
âI can go and try to find some but Iââ he rambles.Â
âCheol.â
ââeveryone is probably still at the party soââ
You shut him up with a hand over his mouth, âIâm on birth control and Iâm clean.â
âOh.â
Oh. Seungcheolâs brain swims with lewd imagination; you stuffed with his cum, pussy stretched and worn from his cock. Feeling you raw, again and again until your helpless sweaty messes.Â
âUnless you want to use them then that's fine!â you hastily supply.
He cups your face, smiling as you ramble about how okay you are with using condoms. Your face is warm, eyes avoidant while you enthusiastically declare you want to do whatever makes him comfortable. Which is an entirely new problem because if your goal is to make him comfortable, then neither of you will be leaving this bed for the foreseeable future and at some point people will start looking for you.
Seungcheol rolls over. You take advantage of the opportunity for free command of his lap, forcing his pants down until heâs as bare as you. He preens under your wide eye stare, ego flaring under your wide eye stare. Leaning back on his palms, he grows cocky from your silence.
âLike what you see?â Seungcheol goads.
Your gaze cuts to his, eyebrows arched in your own challenge. A flare of fear zaps up his spine.Â
He loves it.
Seungcheol is accustomed to taking the lead in bed. Some girls want him to be domineering, others prefer to sit back while he naturally takes the reins.Â
But youâve butt heads with him in every aspect of life, hopefully this would be no different. Heâs hoping you might even try telling him exactly how you want him.
âYouâre so hard for me,â you whisper. Your hand reaches out, thumbing at the leaking head of his cock with seductive confidence.Â
Seungcheol nods in agreement at a loss of words under your touch.
Your head cocks to the side curiously, empty hand slipping between your thighs, making space for the head of his cock to nudge against your clit. âDo you wanna fuck me?âÂ
He nods again.
âGood,â you smile. You hide in his neck, nosing along the tense muscles straining to break out from his skin. âI thought about you fucking me like this. When we were in high school. I thoughtâI wanted you to be the first.â
âReally?â he asked dazedly.Â
Your first. Not Stoner Ricky from Calculus. But him. You wanted Seungcheol to have you first, possible be the only one for each other. Itâs a lie if he didnât think of you in the back of his momâs car while Tiffany Something took his virginity. Your lips, your voice instead of her nasally pornographic sounds, when he came it was only because he closed his eyes and thought of you.Â
He tells you that and earns a deep bite on his shoulder.Â
You continue, âIâd watch porn or read those smut books, and I always pictured it was you.â
âGod.â
You sink on his cock, pussy stretched on his length, stars flaring across your vision. There's not enough air in the room to breathe through the tight squeeze wrecking your guts. Youâre in the position of control but Seungcheol can already see submission gaining control. You wonât admit you can handle his cock but pride warms his veins at how much energy it takes for your stunted rhythm.Â
âFuck,â you curse.
 âYeah? Feels good having your pussy stuff with my cock?â Your nails bite into his chest in response. Pink lines flare in their wake, one he hopes are still there tomorrow.Â
Seungcheol drags you into a kiss, a dirty culmination of teeth and tongue and your satisfied sighs and his needy grunts. You suck at his lips, focused on that rather than riding him.Â
âTaping out already?âÂ
You ignore the dig. It takes the barest twinge of his arm and youâre rolling on your back, legs spread in invitation. He sinks into the space reserved just for him, sliding deeper than before. Now heâs the one that needs a moment. Squeezed to death between your walls is the sweet torture heâs ever experienced, the wet sloppy drag of your cunt, bare for him and him alone.Â
Itâs an act of bravery to pull out for the sake of thrusting back in. If he was confident enough you could get off without his hips sinking deeper then heâd never do it, content to keep his cock wedge inside you and play with your clit and tits until you cry from the pleasure. But he really wants to fuck you.Â
âGod, feels so good.â You break. He keeps his pace steady, building you up until you muster a way to squeeze him tighter and his skins on fire.Â
He hoists your leg up, a deeper stretch that leaves him muttering about how good you feel. The wet slap of your cunt grows louder, sloppy clashes of his pelvis against yours.
âFuck, fuck, fuck,â he chants, stomach caving. The urge to cum is nipping at his heels but Seungcheol is better than that. Better than a quick fuck, at least for this first time. He wants to hear more of your sounds, fold you in every position he can imagine.
âMore,â you grunt. âFuck me harder, baby.â
He gives you what you ask for; plowing you into the mattress until the headboard slaps against the wall. âYou like that?â
âLove itâshit. I love it.â You prop yourself up, shoving a hand between your bodies to swipe messy strokes across your clit. Seungcheol collects more sounds from the back of your throat, rough growls and stuttered squeaks. His cock is heavy in your guts, soaked with your arousal and his cum.
Your mouth finds his. Panting breath and loose tangles of lips. Itâs a race against time with his vision bleached white. Your stomach caves with effort to meet each stroke with one of your own.Â
âI love you,â he groans.Â
You clench at his words, growing wetter if possible. Flailing against the bed, he hooks your other knee under his elbow and presses flat, pinning you down under his mercy. âI love you,â you whine back. âI-Iââ
Your orgasm floods your veins, brain fuzzy and disconnected from anything beyond Seungcheol. He takes over the circles around your clit. Calloused fingers providing sick friction until you canât take anymore.
âWanna feel you come, Cheolie. Please,â you beg.
Something snaps and heâs rushing to pull out, jerking off over your stomach with your hand to help.
Rope after rope shines in the dim moonlight. He canât even try to pretend the thrill of cumming inside isnât on the forefront of his mind as the drips of his spend stare back at him. But you look like a fantasy come true cover in his cum, skinned flushed, eyes glazed and chest heaving. His own Venus come to life.
He pushes back in, spent cock sensitive to the squeeze of your cunt. Seungcheol doesn't want to be anywhere else. Now that he has you, he can't imagine a moment without you.
Sinking the weight of his hips, your legs lock him in. A combination of cum, sweat, arousal, and a few tears sticks between your sweltering bodies. Neither of you care, too enamored with cataloguing every bare inch of skin with in reach of your mouths.
âUgh,'' you groan. âI need a shower.âÂ
In the bathroom, where so many horrible dangerous thoughts have plagued Seungcheol since the start of this trip, itâs peaceful. The thrum of the shower drowns out any sound beyond your sleepy huffs and his hums of content.Â
As the water heats you press him into the edge of the sink, kissing him as if there's all the time in the world to do just that. That seed of need that has been growing steadily in his gut since he kissed you in the garden comes alive again. You seem to ignore the prod at your thigh though so Seungcheol ignores it too and shepherds you into the stall.
He washes your back with soapy hands and you coif his hair into a shampoo mohawk and itâs feel right no matter how ridiculous he probably looks. You twist every time he touches your waist, shrieking in laughter because you hate being tickled.
Seungcheol is happy. It floods his veins, shoots through the tips of his fingers tracing your hip, forcing a content grin on his lips despite the fatigue of the day. He rests his forehead against your own and takes his first deep breath since New Years.
âI donât want this to change anything."
âWhat?â you pull away.
âNo!â Seugncehol shouts, wincing at the voluming. âNotâI didnât mean that I just meantâŠI-I want you to feel like you can tell me anything. No more secrets. Okay? No matter what changes between us you're still my best friend. If I'm acting like an ass I want you to tell me. If you change your mind then-"
You watch him, features softening. âI won't."
You distract him with your own touches; itâs nice at first. Then itâs nothing short of blissful agony. Teasing nails across his stomach and sides, firm against his body in a way that leaves him weak and wanting. His heart thuds sporadically under your lips as his cock swells against your stomach.
âY/N,â he sighs.
You kneel in front of him, smirking at how easy he is. You rub his cock with a slick grip. Your mouth comes into play slowly; kissing his hip, then his thigh, your tongue drags up the side until you suck the head between your lips and Seungcheol almost collapses.
You hold his thighs, guiding him further down your throat until there's no more space and you gag. He isnât sure what to do with his hands but it doesnât matter because heâs cumming. Fast.
Without missing a beat, you swallow everything he gives you.Â
ïżœïżœïżœOh godâfuck.â
âGood?â you ask, still licking against the head of his cock.
Rather than answer the obvious, he pulls you to your feet with a gentle kiss to your forehead. Heâll make it up to you back in bed. For right now, you curl into his chest, tracing shapes into his collarbone as the water slowly turns cold.Â
He pats you dry, ruffling your hair in the humid bathroom with all the time in the world before dragging you back to bed. You snuggle under the covers, still naked. Seungcheol joins immediately, rolling on top of you and caging his arms on either side of your head.
âHi,â you smile from underneath him.
He canât help but grin back. âHi.â
You make love slowly this time. Your back to his chest, Seungcheol curled around you like a second skin, whispering his adoration in your ear until you lurch and cum with a cry. Then he does it again. And one more time because nothing is better than the taste of his name on your tongue.
This time, when Seungcheol finishes, itâs inside you. And when he tries to pull out, you protest with a sleepy threat before slipping into the land of dreams.
âWell, well, well,â Jeonghan tsks from the foot of the bed. âWhat do we have here?â
Youâre still curled in Seungcheolâs arms, bare skin on bare skin only obscured by the blanket he had half a mind to drag over your two in the early hours of the morning. Heâs still inside you for Christ Sake.Â
And yet Jeonghan and Sofie stand like two cats who caught the canary; unperturbed by the state of things. More like theyâre delighted.
It might go down as the shortest honeymoon in history because Seungcheol is going to murder them.
âArenât you supposed to be on a boat in Greece somewhere?â Seungcheol croaks, pulling you closer and forcing the blanket overhead. Maybe if he ignores them long enough theyâll go away.
âWe were just leaving and wanted to say goodbye since some people decided to ditch our wedding. Now I see why.â
âJeonghan,â you croak.
Jeonghan preens smugly. âYes, whore?âÂ
 âGet out or Iâll show Sofie that video of you from Halloween.â
âYou wouldnât.â
âWhat video from Halloween?â Sofie asks.
âJeonghan,â you warn. Youâll do it. The video of Jeonghan sobbing in a party city wig about how much he liked Sofie before they started dating is one of the few pieces of blackmail against him.Â
âFine. But when Iâm back next month I want an explanation.â
âWhat video from Halloween?â She asks again as Jeonghan pushes her out the door.
âI hate him,â you say.
Seungcheol hums his agreement against your shoulder, tracing the skin with his lips until you shiver. âMe too.â
âNow, are you gonna do something about that,â you rock back into his pelvis, a tight squeeze around his cock he bucks into. âOr can I get up?â
âRoll over.â
Seungcheol fucks you for the nth time in so few hours. You whine and whimper and melt into the mattress under his weight, face buried in the pillows in an effort to stay quiet. He doesnât care that the sun is heavy in the sky and half the house must be able to hear the way he groans around the syllables of your name.Â
He doesnât care one bit.
Seungcheol has seen you in plenty of relationships, been in several of his own, but heâs never been in a relationship with you.
Turns out all the daydreaming and what-ifs couldn't come close to reality.
Itâs better.
Most things are still the same. You two still bicker about everything. He finds your hair all over his apartment. His clothes magically disappear from his closet only to turn up at your place. You call him a stubborn jackass and he calls you a drama queen (both in regards to how he loads the dishwasher).
And he loves that even while dating you two refuse to change.Â
But Seungcheol also loves all the new things. The firsts you get to share.
The first time you visit home as a couple, your mom spots him kissing along your knuckles as you approach the house and she starts crying. Loudly. He spots his dad hand his mom twenty bucks but not before your dad hands over another ten.
Apparently, everyone was waiting for this to happen.Â
His dad claps him on the shoulder and your dad shakes his hand and suddenly heâs no longer Seungcheol, childhood best friend who lived down the street. He is Seungcheol, boyfriend. Heâs known your parents since he was in elementary school and his mom texts you more frequently than her own son.
But none that matters because, at the ripe age of thirty, you two are banned from sleeping over during the visit for the first time in your lives.
Heâs got a suspicion itâs because none of them know how to handle their kids finally dating. You and Seungcheol have never been normal but theyâre trying.Â
Even if he sneaks out like heâs a teenager and climbs into your window in the dead of night. Now that's a fantasy come to life.
Back in the city Seungcheol discovers more ways things have changed.
You spend almost every night at Seungcheolâs apartment. When your sublease ends after four months there isnât a big production about moving in with him. You had a key since he moved into the place years ago. Your stuff ends up in his spare room, which becomes âyourâ room but you both call it the guest room and it's a new level of domesticity heâs never had.
In the mornings, you find him in the bathroom if he forgot to drop a good morning kiss on your forehead (something heâs started doing on purpose because you totter in with your eyes still closed and pajamas wrinkled, diving straight into his chest and grumbling incoherently until he gives in). Itâs enough to make his heart squeeze even after the hundredth time).Â
Or how you constantly find a reason to touch him. Curled around his back while he makes dinner, shimmying under his arm when heâs reading case files on the couch. A hand through his hair while you cuddle in bed. Your shared bed, in your shared apartment. Which he is embarrassingly giddy about but you are too and that makes him feel better. You meet for lunch, at either of your offices, and he can see the instinct to drop into his lap making your fingers twitch but only because his own flex with the urge to pull you in first.
The first time you go to a baseball game together and end up on the kiss cam and he doesnât have to pretend to not notice or awkwardly wait for the cameraman to catch the hint, because youâre kissing him until his ears grow hot and the crowd hoots wildly.
In the best way possible itâs weird. He doesnât know how to date someone heâs been in love with for as long as he can remember. A lot of it feels like being friends. Like whatever was there before is the bones and all the new things filled in the empty space between.
There isnât really a guide or set timeline but youâre figuring it out.Â
And Jeonghan helps. In his own Jeonghan way.
âYou guys have been softcore dating since highschool. Just think of it like dogs. Youâve dated for a year now, right? That's like seven years for your guys.â
Seungcheol will tell you later tonight, after youâve said yes, how the last part of your trio gave his blessing. How Sofie helped him pick the ring (which was really Seungcheol picking the ring and her providing moral support via muzzling her husband).
But for right now, he watches you across the table, laughing at something the waiter said, the weight of the velvet box burning a hole in his pocket.
And he knows the next first you have together will be the best one yet.
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How to actually train a submissive, a how to guide
+Thoughts on the pervasive misinformation surrounding punishments and their usefulness.
Step 1. Make sure your submissive actually want to be trained. I'm into dom breaking, I'm into kidnapping, I'm into all types of situations where you forcibly change a person into the perfect submissive. But that's all fantasy, and they're fun fantasies to play out with willing participants. (Yeah i know this is pretty obvious stuff, everyone should know this already, but it is an important first step and it cant hurt to repeat)
Step 2. Pick a goal. The perfect example is getting them to take their pills at the same time each day. Its something they already want to do, its something that will benefit them greatly, its something that's very obviously pass/ fail, and its simple. Those are the criteria for a good behaviour to modify (with "want to do" flipped to "don't want to do" if its a behaviour you're trying to stop). The fewer of those things are true the more difficult its going to be to get the desired result, not impossible mind you but more difficult. As you and your submissive gain experience and become more comfortable with this process you can begin to modify more complex behaviours, but keep it simple to start.
Step 3. DO reward success, DO NOT punish failure. I'm gonna let myself rant about this at the end of this guide but for the moment just believe me when i say punishments are not a useful tool in training. So reward them every time the succeed. The best rewards are small things that stimulate the pleasure centre of their brain. Praise is a great place to start, stickers, snacks, tiny animal erasers, maybe shiny treasures if they have corvid like proclivities. Whatever it is make sure you give it to them personally, make sure you show you're genuinely happy with them, and make sure its something they cant get or aren't allowed to have otherwise. If the do fail (and they will sometimes) don't reward them, don't punish them, and don't let them punish themself. They want to be good for you, they will take failure hard. You need to make sure they know failure isn't a bad thing, everyone fails sometimes especially when starting to learn something. You need to reassure them that you're not angry or sad or upset and especially not disappointed.
Step 4. Be consistent. Reward them every time until they have a perfect record for a significant period of time. The specifics of this depend too much on the specifics of the behaviour and the reward so i wont try to give guidelines. Once they have that perfect track record start reducing the frequency of the rewards, stress to them that this isn't a punishment this is a really good thing. It means the training is working and they should be proud of themself and you are proud of them. Once you've weaned them off of the reward all together give them a big reward as a congratulations. And then sporadically reward them as a reminder that you're proud of them and to keep the habit strong. If the behaviour begins to drift you might need to go back and start rewarding them again, this shouldn't be seen as failure, its a normal part of training.
Step 5. Start again. Do they still want to be trained or are they happy with where they are? Is there another behaviour you want to modify? Is it time to try a more difficult modification? Do you need to switch up the reward to keep them motivated? Do you have the bandwidth to be consistent?
A note on brats. Specifically type 3 brats as described in THIS post. None of my advice changes. They still want to be good for you they just also want to play a fun game with you. Enjoy the fun game and train them to improve their lives. Just, don't try to train them out of being a brat, they're enjoying their game don't take away something that they enjoy, if you don't want a brat don't get with a brat.
Finally here is the as promised rant about punishment.
To the submissive reading this. You don't deserve to be punished, you never deserved to be punished. Even if you were a "problem" child you didn't deserve to be hurt for it. You still don't deserve to be hurt in ways you don't want to be. To the dominant reading this, yes you can rule through fear it is possible, but gods why?! If your ultimate goal isn't for your sub to be as happy and self fulfilled as possible, whatever that looks like for them, then what the fuck are you doing. And aside from that punishment isn't even an effective method of training. A dog kicked whenever it barks will learn to fear you and wont bark around you. A child spanked whenever you feel they've done something wrong will learn to resent you and will hide everything from you. An adult punished for stealing will learn to steal more effectively. Your submissive is no different from any of those examples. Kill the cop in your head, stop thinking of punishment as a legitimate means of control.
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Silver's Care Guide for the Impulsively Inclined:
Hi, did you just receive bad news? Are you one of the many many people who, upon receiving bad news, react with self destructive spirals, or lash out in a need for control? Are you just really fucking sad, or angry, and would like an alternative to hurting yourself and others? Are you just feeling a little manic or impulsive?
Welcome to my handy guide for alternative (self) destruction! These are alternatives to physical and immediate harm to your person. That does not necessarily mean they are safe, just safer, and they are all things I've done before to mixed results. With that in mind.
Remember the golden rule: if what you're doing cannot be fixed, repaired, or healed within an hour, don't fucking do it. You have one body, and one life, and regardless of what your thoughts say in the moment, that body and life is necessary for your future happiness. Prioritize yourself; harm objects instead.
Alternatives to harming yourself or others:
Kick something loud. A tin can. A plastic bag. Take it to an outdoor space and see how far you can kick it, and how loud a sound you can make. If you have multiple objects to kick, listen to the differences in sound. How one thing sounds hollow and another rattles.
Kick something soft. A pillow. A hackey-sack. Take it to an outdoor space, or kick it against a sturdy wall (I recommend brick or stone). Listen to the sound of the batting, or the beans. See what shapes you can get it to land in, and how deep a divot your foot can leave.
Tear paper. Get a cheap notebook, some old bills you don't need, note cards or old magazines. See how big of pieces you can make. Put several sheets in your hand and see how thick the paper can get before you can't tear it anymore. See how thin of strips you can tear. Experiment with folding it into shapes and trying to tear along the lines.
Do a very small controlled burn. Newspaper, a cheap notebook from the dollar store, a handful of old homework assignments you don't need, a candle, etc. The best objects are ones made to burn such as matches or candles. In lieu of that, focus specifically on paper, as it will have fewer chemicals/fumes that can damage your lungs if you inhale smoke. Take it to a well ventilated place, the floor of a concrete garage, your driveway, an empty lot or sidewalk. If you have a burn barrel or fire pit, use it. If you have no access to any of these things, make the burn very small [less than half a page at a time] and confine it to your sink. If your building has automatic sprinkler systems, don't do this. Light one edge of your paper on fire and watch it curl. See if you can burn small, individual poke-holes in the page. If you are lighting a candle, watch the wax melt. See if you can light one match using another. When a match is used, try and burn what's left of the stick. If you want some extra catharsis, write a person you hate, a source of your angst, or just general thoughts on the paper you're burning.
Throw rocks. Go outside and touch grass -- and look for rocks while you're there. All sizes are fair game, but the bigger they are, the harder they are to throw. I recommend something the size of a marble. Gather a number of rocks and throw them one at a time, trying to hit targets like trees or fence posts. If you can find a convenient body of water, throw them in there and listen to the splash.
Skip rocks. Skipping rocks across the top of the water can also be a fun challenge to use your aggression on. For skipping rocks specifically, you want a stone that is smooth and flat. Hold it between your forefinger and your thumb, and throw sideways in an arcing motion. You are trying to get the rock to spin. The combination of the spin, and the force, and the flat side hitting the water, causes the skip. I average 3 skips per stone. Beat my average. My Papa, who taught me, used to routinely get 5-7 skips. Beat him after you beat me.
Play a violent or fast paced video game. Most people have games on their mobile or console devices these days. Pick something quick, with low investment and high reward. Shoot-em-ups and arcade games. Something with a number that ticks up, and stock zombies you can kill. Try to beat your high score, or aim for an exact number. My lucky number is 13, so I will often try to score a number that's a multiple of 13.
Break glass. This one requires some investment to do legally and safely. Note: I am not telling you to throw rocks at people's windows or vandalize property. This is an alternative to those things. Find or obtain (I buy mine at Michael's for $10) some glass panes. They can be multicolored if you're feeling fun. Cover a pane in an old sheet or the plastic bag you bought it in. With a thick soled shoe or a rubber mallet, smash it. Try to make fun shapes with the pieces. Listen to the crunch. Keep a broom and dustpan ready, and make sure you have dedicated time to clean the mess. There is nothing worse than walking barefoot through a room and cutting open your foot.
Smash pumpkins, guards, watermelon, etc. Exactly what it says on the tin. Grab your murder-able vegetable of choice and a weapon (stick, hammer, sword, axe, etc) and go wild. Make as big a mess as you can. I mean absolutely destroy that fruit. If you aren't covered in the blood of your prey, have you really won? Take a long shower afterwards, and wear clothes you don't mind staining. Too depressed to clean up the mess? It's fruit. The local wildlife will thank you. Though if it's summer, you may get ants/bees.
Switch a tree. Find a switch. If your parents never made you pick your own switch, congratulations. If they did, you know exactly what you're looking for. Grab a stick, something green and flexible and long -- whip like. Go to the tree you wish to switch, and smack the shit out of it. You can also do this to bushes. Try to make the whip-crack noise, listen to the whistle of the branch through the air. See if you can take the individual leaves off a branch. Smack the shit out the tree with your switch until the switch breaks. If you're still feeling angry and impulsive, rinse and repeat.
Alternatives to moping sadly / wallowing in self pity:
Write a list of things you enjoy. This is just to remind you that you do have joy in life, actually. Focus on finding the smallest things possible, the ones that are truly niche to you and you alone. An example for me would be the strange purple-red color your veins take on when bright light is shining through them. I could stare at that color for ages. I'm talking really strange, personal joys. The way a sharpie brand pen clicks. How saying a word too much turns it into not-a-word. Make a list of those things.
Find a favorite texture and run your hands over it. Over and over. Obsessively. If this texture happens to be a pet, all the better! If not, that is also fine. My favorite texture is running my fingers through my hair when I've put hair gel in it. The feeling of detangling it with my fingers, all the sharp brittle hairs loosening into softness again, is the most cathartic in the world. Close second is my fingernails on very cheap construction paper, the pulpy stuff they give to kindergartners. Pass your hands through the texture until it loses its allure. Listen to the sounds it makes when you run your hands across/through it. Smell it, and smell your hands after you've touched it. Rub it on other parts of your body, like your arms or your neck. Try to pick it up with your feet.
Eat your favorite food. I don't give two shits about calories. This is comfort. If you don't have access to your favorite food, or it is too hard to cook with the energy levels you have, get the closest approximation you can find, or get your second favorite. Eat it slowly. Try to pick the tastes apart on your tongue. Make obnoxious noises while you eat, or eat it in a way you normally wouldn't. Eat ice cream with chopsticks. Eat soup with a butter knife. Lick pudding off the tines of a fork. Use your hands I don't care. Slurp out of the bowl like a dog. Pretend you're a caveman. Get stupid and silly. It's food. It's food. It's food. Enjoy every moment of it!
Tell a friend how awesome they are. Pop into their inbox and ask them about their day. Call them and ask for five minutes of their time. Invite them to dinner. You don't have to get super heartfelt if you're scared of being weird. Just say "Hey, have I told you you're awesome recently? Because you are." Be prepared to list at least one reason why.
Go cry about it. Seriously. In the words of my boss, "Sounds like you need to drink a bottle of wine, put on the saddest episode of your favorite TV show, and have a good sob fest." Crying is a releasing of built up chemicals in your brain, which is why people sometimes cry when they're happy or pissed -- you've got too many emotions inside and you need to literally put them outside. So if you're feeling the Miseries and need a quick release, give yourself a reason to cry and go for it. And I'm not talking like, tasteful wife mourning her husband lost to war with a single stoic tear down her face. Get ugly. Sob your eyes out. Scream, and wail, and thrash. Pretend you're an Irish widow who's just lost her child to famine and dirge. Lament. Do that thing in the Bible where people are so upset they tear at their clothes. When you're done, breathe, and breathe, and breathe again. That feels... Better. Doesn't it?
Listen to calming music, or sing/hum a song. This one might just be a me thing, but it is hard to be truly miserable when there's a soundtrack playing in your thoughts. This works best if the music you're listening to has no words, and is calming. We are not looking for sad mixes on YouTube. We are looking for lofi, and orchestra, and rainy mood. Something to dampen thought, not enhance it. I like putting on rain sounds and humming as I walk through my house. It lets me take action while still providing background noise I can rely on.
And that's about it, I think. I hope! My scattering of thoughts can help you! Or at least get you thinking about what works best for you. Feel free to add your own thoughts in the comments and I will try to reblog them!
Remember: we are prioritizing the safety of self here. This is to curb impulses for self harm, and self destruction, and the harming of others. Above all else, stay safe.
You've got this. I believe in you.
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project aphrodite
rating: explicit
member: jungwon
premise: in a post-apocalyptic world, you and jungwon are excellent scientists and are at the relative top of the list of people who are ideal parents for the next generation of this dying world. it's now your job to repopulate this earth so you ask your co-worker to pretty please knock you up.
notes: sci-fi elements, dystopian au, scientist!reader, scientist!jungwon, fem-bodied reader, reader is referred to as a woman, dom!jungwon, breeding, impreg kink (like heavily), dirty talk, platonic (?) breeding, co-workers with benefits (?), idk this is kinda speculative fiction but also suspend your disbelief a bit lol
a/n: first of my 1k follower special! not quite sure what order i'm following here but i hope you stay for the ride nonetheless! enjoy!
it's a strange feeling.
in your line of work, 'strange' is hardly any cause for concern. as a biologist with a concentration in genetics, you've seen all the ways nature does its job. from the familiar concepts almost all people learn about in science class like the basic 'mom-meets-dad-equals-baby' to the eerie methods organisms in the deep sea evolve to survive.
you've learned about it all, pored over each punnett square, stressed over the formulas. so, this shouldn't be anything to worry about.
and yet, you're still worried.
"i mean...what did we expect?" jay speaks up from beside you, eyeing the phone in his hand.
"we're presently some of the world's most brilliant minds so...," he adds, locking his phone before hunching over his desk. to your ears, it sounds as if he's trying to convince himself rather than you.
you scan over the document flashed on your own laptop screen. the harsh fluorescent lights overhead buzz nonstop, going on and on, a background hum all of you in the bunker have grown used to. at this moment, it lulls you into a daydream, vision swimming as you repeat the words in your head.
all government personnel with a status level 7 and higher are recommended to partake in project aphrodite. those falling under level 10 are strictly required. participation at this level is compulsory.
common citizens with a status of 9 to 10 are also required to participate. ample compensation for those successful will be provided.
"you're a level 8. it's not as if you have to," you mutter, fingers digging into your temples.
jay snickers. "how many level 10 government personnel are there in this ruined world? a few hundred or so doctors, another few hundred scientists, even fewer world leaders. that's not taking into account the difference in sex. my information's not up to date but last time i checked, there is a hell of a lot more men than there are women. it's a shitshow waiting to happen."
you turn to meet jay's eyes, not meaning to convey any certain emotion, but the way jay's expression falls leads you to believe that you look way more upset than you're letting on.
"oh shit, yeah," jay curses. "you're a level 10. i forgot."
you sigh, tilting your head back against the headrest of your seat.
"i'm sure they'll release more regulation soon," you begin. "this is just the initial memo. with our world hanging in the balance as it is, no one's gonna let this devolve into some patriarchal anarchy, i hope."
"yeah, of course," you hear jay agree. "most of the proponents of project aphrodite are women, anyway, so i'm sure they'll take extra measures to keep you safe."
you sit up straight, looking at jay once more. "this is the world, huh?"
you and jay pause before sharing a quick chuckle.
"'go make babies, or else,'" you say in a mock radio announcer voice. jay lets out a laugh, his voice echoing off the empty office walls.
the two of you fall into silence, as if retreating to your respective thoughts. all that's in your mind at this moment is your current project, the very thing the few people more powerful than you had assigned for you to do: leading your team in stopping that godforsaken virus ravaging the outside. you've been making steady progress so far, but with the weight of this new responsibility, you're not sure if you could keep the momentum up.
you realize with a passing thought that most of the scientists on your team are level 9s and 10s.
"well," you begin before you could stop yourself. you're suddenly overcome with a feeling of suffocation, the office space seemingly too small and continuously growing even smaller.
"i hope you find someone you'd like to procreate with," you say lightly, pushing yourself off your chair. you quickly gather your things: folders and binders and other loose papers in your arms.
you catch jay looking at you, a pensive look on his face. you stop as you're grabbing your reusable coffee jug.
"no," you deadpan. "not me."
jay's eyes widen, as if realizing he'd said something without really saying anything.
"iâno, waitâi mean...," jay stutters, ears quickly turning red.
you smile, patting jay's shoulder reassuringly. "in case you were thinking about it."
jay's mouth opens and closes like a fish out of water and you can't help but laugh.
"these are desperate times, but i'm hoping it's not too desperate," you add. without waiting for a response, you turn towards the door, already making your way to it.
"besides, dr. isa lee seems more your type," you say over your shoulder one last time before pushing the door open and stepping out into the hallway.
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"hey."
you look up from the microscope, tearing your attention away from the specimen you were examining. your eyes readjust to their normal focal length as a tall figure enters the lab, perfectly crisp white coat hanging off his broad shoulders, thin-wired spectacles resting on the bridge of his tall, straight nose. your lips feel strangely parched as he makes direct eye contact with you and you're left with no choice but to moisten them with your tongue.
"oh hi, dr. yang."
the other scientist chuckles, setting down a stack of papers on a desk in the corner. "i've been here for three weeks. please, call me jungwon."
you swallow. "right. jungwon."
dr. jungwon yang was a new import from the seoul bunker, having come to your own area's bunker merely a few weeks prior. he was immediately put under your supervision, an addition to your already elite team of biologists, geneticists, and virologists. off the bat, you could tell he was a man of many talents, coming up with unconventional solutions and arriving at answers quicker than anyone else.
his presence in your lab made your heart swell. in pride, adoration, or desire, you're not quite sure.
"uh, yesterday's results are in that binder over there, in case you want to go over them," you begin. jungwon walks over to your side of the long table, peering over the slide loaded into the microscope.
ignoring the way he brushes ever so slightly against you, you continue. "the director's dropping by later this afternoon, but i wouldn't be too bothered with that. he's just looking for someone to blame for the slow progress at this point. if only they could get us those materials we asked for..."
"have you read the memo?" jungwon asks abruptly, straightening up. he towers over you, his eyes downcast as he stares at your face.
"of course, you've read the memo," jungwon corrects himself, chuckling. "what i meant was...what do you think of it?"
"it's a government-issued memo, it hardly matters what i think," you respond, focusing back on your work in front of you, although all you do is stare blankly at the moving microorganisms, mind unfocused with how much of jungwon's perfume you can smell.
"it's your reproductive health that's on the line. i'm pretty sure your opinion counts for something," jungwon says with a pinch in between his eyebrows.
oh, a feminist. that's even hotter.
"okay, yeah. i appreciate the new guidelines they put out," you admit, looking back up at jungwon. "though it's the bare minimum, i'm glad they're letting us keep the autonomy of choosing who to...boink."
jungwon laughs at that.
"and free fertility drugs for anyone who wants or needs it. oh, also, thank god they didn't have the brilliant idea of putting a time limit on it. having read some crazy speculative fiction myself, the things people are willing to do in fiction are crazy. who's to say they can't do the same in real life?" you continue.
you don't notice the way jungwon's smirk grows as he listens.
"kind of makes the whole thing unsexy, don't you think?" jungwon cuts in, raising an eyebrow. you blink, unsure of what he's talking about.
"i'm surprised they're not monitoring us with cameras and hooking us up to EKGs and shit," he adds.
"oh," you say with a soft giggle, finally catching on. "i'm sure some people are into being watched."
"are you?" jungwon asks.
"am i what?" you answer.
"into being watched."
a pause.
you shake your head. "how about you?"
"oh no," jungwon says. "i prefer to keep what's mine for my eyes only."
"hm. possessive. that's kind of sexy," you mumble under your breath, a sudden surge of confidence coursing through you.
jungwon just stares at you, but you can see his pupils dance in amusement, taking in your whole face and all your features. you might have imagined it but he seemed to have peeked down at your chest for a second.
"do you think it's attractive for someone to be into lego-building? or at least, used to be into it. i'd give an arm and a leg for a complete lego set nowadays," jungwon asks, leaning against the table, and only now do you notice the veins running over the back of his hands.
you think about whether his arms are just as veiny.
"do you think it's a good trait to pass on an offspring? lego-building, i mean," he presses on.
"uh, yeah. good problem-solving skills," you answer, humoring his question.
jungwon nods. "do you think leadership skills are important?"
you smile, leaning against the cabinet opposite jungwon. you nudge his foot lightly. "i lead a team of scientists myself. of course, i think leadership skills are important."
"you and i both," jungwon agrees.
jungwon shifts, placing his hands in the pockets of his lab coat.
"how about dimples? do you think dimples are cute?" jungwon asks once more, one corner of his mouth upturned. a deep crease on his cheek appears.
a dimple.
"very," you admit.
"i see."
there's a silence that stretches over the two of you, and the weight of uncertainty is daunting as you stare at a spot on jungwon's tie. finally, after a few seconds, you heave a sigh, unable to take the tension any longer.
"this is the weirdest way anyone has ever flirted with me," you declare, looking up at jungwon through your lashes. he's grinning and you nearly shiver at how utterly attractive you're finding him at this moment.
"but it's effective," jungwon says. that was a statement, not a question.
you tilt your head to the side. "how do you know?"
"because you would have blown me off two minutes ago if it wasn't," jungwon reasons, crossing his arms. by doing this, he just made himself appear even wider than he is.
"always so calculated," you say, impressed.
you stretch your neck, easing your head from side to side, watching as jungwon fixes his gaze on the taut tendons of your neck. "are you also this precise in bed, dr. yang?"
jungwon approaches, a large hand resting on your hip. "that's for you to find out."
your breath hitches as you feel his thumb rub through the fabric of your skirt.
"later?" he asks.
"my place or yours?" you reply, fingertips grazing the front of his polo. you can just about feel the slope and ridges of his toned muscles.
"i'd like to be a gentleman, so mine," jungwon offers. "i'll walk you back to your room after."
"i was kind of hoping i wouldn't need to walk back after," you say, a hint of teasing in your voice.
"is that a challenge?" jungwon says, his other hand pressing firmly on your lower back. he pulls you to him and your hands involuntarily reach out towards his shoulders to steady yourself.
a few seconds pass before any of you speak again.
"that's for you to find out," you say.
---
"kind of weird, isn't it?" jungwon asks, panting against your neck.
your back is pressed firmly against one wall of his sleeping quarters, a wide, loft-like room, similar to yours. a luxury offered only to level 10 government personnel, the room gives its occupants enough space and enough privacy.
and boy, did you need privacy.
"what's weird?" you say breathily, fingers threading through jungwon's hair as he kisses down the column of your neck. his fingers nimbly undo the buttons of your blouse and you whimper when you feel him lick at the valley between your breasts.
"coming up to coworkers or friends then asking them to reproduce with you," jungwon responds, tugging your blouse off of your shoulders.
(you both held enough respect for the institution that employed you both, so your work lab coats were neatly thrown over the back of jungwon's couch before anything got too frisky.)
"see, it's the way you say it that makes it weird," you giggle. you pull jungwon back up to your face, kissing him fervently, tongue licking into his mouth.
"oh yeah? how would you say it?" jungwon challenges as he pulls away slightly, his nose grazing your cheek. he licks a stripe on the underside of your jaw.
"please, jungwon," you whimper, playing up the whine in your voice just a little bit. "need you to knock me up. make me pregnant, please."
jungwon grunts in your ear, reaching behind you to rip the zipper of your skirt down. you let the fabric fall to the floor, stepping out of it quickly, revealing the matching red lace panties you had in tandem with your bra.
"yeah? want me to cum inside you so many times that there won't even be the tiniest chance that you're not pregnant?" jungwon says lowly, kneading one of your boobs in his hands.
you nod, hooking a leg around jungwon's hip, pushing your core right up against the bulge in his pants.
"yes," you breathe out, dragging your clothed pussy over his straining cock. "let's be good citizens and have a whole bunch of kids, yeah?"
jungwon chuckles, hands hurriedly working on his belt. you take this time to kiss up his neck, still rutting against him, desperate for any contact.
"come here," jungwon says through gritted teeth as his pants and boxers fall to the floor. he kicks them off unceremoniously, yanking you towards the couch. your eyes briefly catch the flash of white that were your lab coats.
the two of you fall onto the cushiony surface, with jungwon sitting up and you falling a little less gracefully on him. the two of you laugh as you adjust yourself, righting your posture so you could look at jungwon.
"take this off," jungwon commands, pulling at your panties. you swing off jungwon for a moment, pulling off the garment in record time. you reposition yourself over jungwon, his cock standing tall, hard, and painfully red.
"come on, show me how bad you want those kids," jungwon teases, tucking your hair behind your ear.
you roll your eyes. "you gotta help with the diapers."
a second later, you sink down on jungwon, moaning wantonly at how much he stretches you out, filling you up effortlessly. jungwon throws his head back, his bottom lip pinched between his teeth.
"i'll quit my fucking job at the lab if this is how good it feels to make babies with you," jungwon groans, his fingers digging into the flesh of your hips.
you whimper at his words, rocking back and forth on his lap. you angle your hips a certain way, the tip of his cock kissing at just the perfect spot inside you. you shudder, repeating your movement.
"god, you feel amazing," jungwon praises. "so warm, so tight."
"yeah," you respond. you're gliding up and down his cock, swiveling your hips as fast as you can. you clench down around him, the thought of jungwon cumming inside you your only motivation.
"filling me up so good," you add, watching as jungwon screws his eyes shut, neck shiny with sweat.
you move forward, attaching your lips just below jungwon's ear. you suckle on the salty skin, running your tongue over the spot, savoring the way jungwon lets a moan rip out of him.
"gotta let the whole bunker know this one's mine," you whisper as you let up on jungwon's neck. a faint red spot is left in the wake of your lips on his skin.
in a blink of an eye, your whole world tumbles upside down, jungwon's hands forcing you down on the couch by your waist. in a daze, you realize that jungwon has you pinned under him, his eyes wild with a hungry look in them. he pushes your legs right up against your chest, lining himself up with your entrance.
"the moment you start showing, no one in this goddamn bunker will have a single doubt who gave you that baby," jungwon counters, thrusting into you. he gives you no time to adjust, picking up where you left off.
you cry out, trying to anchor yourself on anything your hands can find. eventually, you find purchase in jungwon's shoulders. he feels your nails digging in, and he mutters a soft 'fuck', speeding up his movements, the wet sounds of his skin slapping against yours so incredibly obscene in the confined space of his room.
"give it to me, please," you say, meeting jungwon's eyes as he continues to fuck into you. his forehead is creased, a look of concentration washing over his face.
"cum inside, fill me up as many times as you want, fuck it deep in me," you continue, cradling jungwon's face in your hands, the tender gesture a contrast to how rough he's bein.
"god," jungwon groans, voice breaking at the end as he speeds up, but then he halts abruptly, his mouth hanging open in a silent moan. you feel him twitch inside you and you gasp, clenching down as hard as you can.
"fuck, yes, milk it all out," jungwon says. he starts to thrust up into you again, watching as his cock is slowly coated with his cum spreading all over your cushy walls.
you whine, your fingers finding their way down to your cunt, your middle and ring finger pressing onto your clit. you rub at it ferociously, the idea of jungwon's sticky release inside of you turning you on impossibly.
"i'm getting hard again, jesus christ," jungwon complains but his movements don't cease. he's shaking from the overstimulation but he wraps his arms around you, pulling your limp form up against him.
"rub that pretty pussy for me, babe," jungwon requests, thrusting up into you shallowly.
"make yourself cum while i fill you up for a second time."
---
"so?"
you jump a little at the sudden intrusion. you look up at jungwon through both of your reflections in your bathroom mirror. three pregnancy tests lie in a neat line on the edge of the sink.
"i just started the timer, jungwon," you reply with a laugh. jungwon turns you around to face him, kissing you briefly.
"hm," you say, looking up at jungwon questioningly. "you never kiss me unless you want something."
"well," jungwon begins, hands slipping under your sweater. "we can always kill time while we wait for the results."
you shake your head, but you're already pressing yourself up against jungwon. "you're insatiable, dr. yang."
jungwon winks at you, undoing your bra under your shirt. "you know it."
"plus, you just look too good in this damn lab coat."
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Hi mark. Itâs me, the guy that was complaining about orphans of the wheat. I wanted to start by apologizing for using the word lazy. I wasnât trying to say that the people who make this game donât put a ton of thought and effort and care into it, but I totally get how my wording made it sound like I was trying to say that. Iâm genuinely sorry I came off like I was belittling the immense work you all do.
I also want to clarify that I wasnât trying to say âI donât like this thing therefore it is badâ. Millions of people play magic, all with very different tastes, and Iâm just one weirdo. Everybody is going to have aspects of the game they like and aspects they dislike, my opinion is not objectively correct.
What I was originally trying to get at was that it feels as though a lot of designs that are âbased onâ something feel like they are getting more overt. Bonny Pall is the example my brain always goes back to because the name is almost the exact same thing as what itâs flavored after, Paul Bunyan. Orphans of the wheat is just a more recent example of this and what sparked me sending my initial message.
A few years ago, I saw a video on YouTube of a speech you made, I think it was your 30 years 30 lessons one. In it you talk about how akroan horse was originally Akroan Lion, and players didnât get it, but when you changed it to akroan horse, suddenly people loved it and it felt so flavorful. I get that itâs important to make sure that people get the reference when youâre making one. And I get that itâs a delicate balance. Too subtle, and people donât get it; but too overt, and bozos like me send giant messages complaining.
My qualm with Children of the wheat is that it is an example of a pattern I feel like Iâm seeing where you are erring on the side of âgotta make sure they get itâ, to the point that sometimes it feels like the reference is being beaten over our head. But I do recognize how thatâs just my perspective and other people have different opinions on where the line is for âtoo obviousâ. For example, I think Altanak and say its name are awesome. I like how the art is someone looking in a mirror and if you say its name three times then you summon the big bad monster. But I totally get how someone else might see that and say âwell all they did was make Bloody Mary a bugâ. And I also totally get how there might be another person who didnât even get the reference and wouldâve needed a card called âmutilated Mirandaâ to realize it.
This whole *thing* is just my way of saying that designs that are references to something feel like they are more and more often mutilated Miranda or Bonny Pall or orphans of the wheat, and that fewer and fewer of them are getting even one step removed from what they are referencing.
Thanks for taking the time to write back. It means a lot to me. How close we get to references is something weâre constantly reevaluating. Weâve definitely got the note that this year indexes too high on the obvious references.
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Side Effects àŒ*·Ë
18+ MDNI !!!
Pairing: Mike Schmidt x F! Reader / You
Summary: Kinktober 2024 Day 6 - Wet Dream. Mike tries a new sleep medication and finds it has some odd but pleasant side effects. Soon, Reader will find out too, for better or for worse.
Tags: Wet dreams, Fantasising, P in V, Couch sex, Masturbation (mentioned), Praise kink (implied), Neediness, Sub!Mike, Medical inaccuracies, Use of medication, Embarrassment, Reader is Abby's babysitter (cliché, i know), Way too much backstory for no reason (it's my curse), Set before the movie.
Word count: 3.7k
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Authors note: I'm not kidding this was supposed to be a blurb because I had a busy day but it turned into this monster because I'm cursed with the inability to jump straight into smut without needless backstory!! Hope you like it anyway mwah ( ââĄâ)㣠âĄ
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Mike was trying out a new brand of sleeping pills. His doctor had some health concerns regarding the dosage he was taking of his previous pills. Mike had tried to dissuade her from worrying, insisting everything was fine and he was keeping healthy, but she had insisted he try out a new medication, with much fewer significant negative side effects. Mike had tried to protest but had shut his mouth fast when she brought up his role as the sole guardian of a minor. For Abbyâs sake, she said, he shouldnât be putting himself at risk of heart issues, even if the risk was relatively slight. Mike found himself having to agree that the idea of leaving Abby alone in this world was a terrible one.Â
Heâd picked up the pills from the pharmacy the next day. The packaging was much the same as the last ones, only with a different name. The pills themselves were smaller, and circular rather than cylindrical. He was sceptical, given the dose was smaller per pill, but he had to give it a try anyway. He decided not to do his usual nightly routine, opting to leave the nature sounds for later, just wanting to see how well he slept with these pills. He lay on his side, pointedly ignoring his âNebraskaâ poster, waiting for the pills to kick in. He woke up with a start in the morning, incredibly grateful for this decision. Heâd had a wet dream, a vivid one. He hadnât had one in years, hadnât let himself, and he couldnât help but laugh at himself, feeling like a teenager again. Heâs flushed and breathing heavily, feeling a sticky mess in his boxers. Rubbing a hand over his face, he headed for the bathroom. He discarded his sticky boxers in the hamper and climbed into the shower to wash himself off. Under the hot spray of water, he allowed his mind to wander back to what he remembered of his dream. You, bent over the edge of his bed, telling him how well he filled you up. He felt his skin flush again, his limp cock stirring slightly to attention at the memory. He shook his head, droplets of water spraying against the shower wall, he could not think of this right now. He forced his mind to stay on clean topics, feeling, with relief, that he softened up again. Heâd known he was attracted to you, ever since youâd started babysitting Abby, you were just so gorgeous, with your sweet smiles and caring demeanour. Only, heâd never allowed himself to really think about you like that, other than the occasional fleeting thought. Once out of the shower, heâd checked over the pill bottle closely, finding what he was looking for. âNocturnal emissions", âincreased libidoâ and âvivid dreams,â were listed as a side effects. Go figure.
That entire day at work his mind kept returning to the fantasy, ashamed at how much heâd liked it. It seemed that thoughts like this about you had been a long time coming, as once the floodgates opened, they didnât close. Almost every surface he saw at work today, he imagined taking you on. The thoughts were so inescapable that he was forced to quietly and shamefully relieve himself in the employee bathroom. He felt guilty for thinking of you like this, you were so sweet and generous, always giving your time to watch Abby, even for the very low pay he offered, you didnât deserve to be eroticised like this by his traitorous brain. But, there was no helping it. Heâd tried his best to act natural when heâd returned from work, finding you and Abby playing together on the living room floor. If youâd noticed him acting odd, youâd been too kind to mention. The next few days were a tortuous cycle, dreaming of you all night, thinking of whatever his brain had conjured all day. Then having to act normal when he gets home from work to find you in his living room, in various comfortable outfits, smiling in that beautiful way that you do. Things got a little easier, at least concerning you, when Abby returned to school, meaning you didnât have to watch her all day. He still saw you every Saturday, since he had to work, but at least it was only once a week now. He continued seeing you every night in his dreams. He debated trying to return to his old sleeping pills, which didnât have these pesky side effects but found himself oddly enjoying the newfound freedom of spending his nights thinking of such pleasant and frivolous things. As agonising as it was to see you and act normal, he felt overall lighter without reliving what happened with his brother every night. He had also started masturbating more, which seemed to relieve a decent deal of tension for him. Among all the other frustrations in his life, he hadnât realised heâd also been frustrated sexually, although, this much should have been obvious from his complete lack of action for years now. He remained on his new pills, enjoying the benefits they brought, taking the good with the bad.
Youâd asked Mike on Saturday if you could come over the following Tuesday while your apartment was fumigated. Heâd grunted a tired, noncommittal agreement. Youâd asked again at the door, and heâd done the same. You got the pesky feeling he wasnât listening to you but youâd done what you could. You figured it shouldnât be an issue, as Mike got Tuesdays off in exchange for working Saturdays, so you wouldnât be sat in his house alone all day. You knew Mike tended to go back to sleep after taking Abby to school on his days off, so you prepared yourself to have to let yourself in with the key under the plant pot. Youâd mentioned this to Mike too and heâd just mumbled an âokayâ.Â
So here you were, crouching to retrieve the key from under the plant pot and letting yourself in. The bungalow was still and dark, you flick the light on in the hall, kicking off your shoes and making your way to the couch. You figure that Mike is simply asleep, so you settle in, going to dig in your bag for the book you brought with you. A noise from Mikeâs bedroom startles you a little, you look up toward his door curiously. It had almost sounded like your name. Why? Was he calling you in there? It seemed like an unlikely thing for him to do, but your anxious mind conjures images of him injured in there, calling weakly out for help. He had sounded a little choked. You place your book on the coffee table and make your way over. You hear another small noise as you approach, like a moan, which concerns you more. You open the door, only to find him asleep on the bed in the dark. You stand confused in the doorway, gently gripping the doorknob. You were sure you heard your name, but he looks fast asleep, even as his body shifts in an odd way like itâs arching upward. Just as youâre about to leave, you hear it again, your name choked out from between his lips. You turn to look at him, noticing his body moving, almost like his hips are thrusting upward andâ. Oh my God, you think in shock, heâs hard. Thoughts buzz around in your mind, connecting the dots way too slowly. When you grasp whatâs going on, you quickly leave the room, shutting the door gently behind you so as not to wake him and leaning your back against it. Your mind whirs, another broken whimper of your name being heard from behind the door. You rush back to the couch, sitting down and taking a deep breath. You try to come up with an explanation for what could be happening that isnât the obvious because the obvious answer is too⊠complicated. You run a hand over your hair. Could it have been a nightmare? Why would he have been hard⊠and thrusting like that? He had mentioned his new sleeping pills having some odd side effects which heâd point blank refused to elaborate on, other than that they were fine. Could this have been it? You try your best to return to your reading, but your mind wonât stop wandering. You vow to never mention this to anyone, especially not to Mike, not wishing to humiliate either of you. Your cheeks burn as you reread the same paragraph over and over, unable to retain anything but the memory of his whimpers of your name.
About an hour later, youâre feeling much less overheated but still struggling to focus. You hear a door open down the hall and soft footsteps. Mike. You notice, as he rubs his eyes, that heâs coming toward you shirtless⊠with a large wet patch on his grey boxers. You quickly look up at his face, just in time for him to lower his hand and spot you there, his eyes widening. Youâre shocked by how fast he moves, darting into the bathroom and slamming the door shut in an instant. Quiet descends over the house again for a moment.
âWhy are you here?â he screeches through the door, the mortification more than evident in the shake of his voice. You try to play it cool as if nothing is wrong, hoping you can convince him you didnât see anything to spare you both the embarrassment.
âI told you I was coming, my apartment is being fumigated, remember?â you call back. You hear a thud, Mike thumping against the door in annoyance. âAm I not allowed to be here?â trying to channel your usual easygoing playfulness. He sighs loudly, rubbing at his forehead.
âOf course, youâre allowed here, you always are, okay?â he expresses quietly, uncomfortably sincere for the situation. Thereâs another loud silence. âDid you⊠see?â his voice breaks slightly. You continue to pretend all is well.
âWhat? Mike, Iâve seen you shirtless before,â you laugh, a little too loudly, hoping he believes you. Another silence. âNothing to be ashamed of⊠you look⊠uh⊠good,â you falter, not knowing why you just said that. Itâs true though, he keeps himself in shape, channelling his energy to building his strength, and it shows, pleasantly so. Mike canât quite believe what heâs hearing you say, coughing slightly, his cock already stirring from just a simple comment on his fitness.
âYeah?â he swallows, unable to keep the slightly needy edge out of his voice, praying you donât notice. He doesnât wait for your answer, snapping to his senses. âIâm going for a shower,â he squeaks through the door. He scrambles for the shower, turning on the water as a signal to you that heâs no longer talking. He discards his sticky boxers like normal, stepping into the warming shower before burying his head in his hands and letting out a frustrated howl. He doesnât know if you can hear him, but he doesnât care, nothing could be more embarrassing than what had just happened. You sit in the living room, staring at the bathroom door and listening to the drumming of the water from the shower. Youâre not sure how to proceed, especially after hearing his tone of voice after youâd complimented him. You keep going back to the way heâd whimpered your name in his sleep, hard and thrusting and then emerged with a stain on his boxers, that suggested only one end to the dream. Was he into you? Was this just some weird fluke due to his sleeping pills? You become so engrossed in your thoughts that you have no time to mentally prepare for him to appear from the bathroom. He looks more sheepish than youâve ever seen him in your life, a towel wrapped around his lower half, his torso dripping water attractively. You stare at each other for a while, like heâs waiting for you to start chastising him. Instead, you decide to try to test whether his dream was a fluke.Â
âHey,â you smile in a subtle flirtatious way. You play with your hair, twirling an end of it slightly. He swallows, his Adam's apple bobbing.
âHey,â he repeats shyly. You give an obvious glance down at his bare chest and arms, before returning your eyes to his, smiling and biting your lip. He blinks furiously. âIâm going to go change,â he stutters, rushing off for his bedroom. You purse your lips as you watch after him, not sure if youâve flustered him in a good or bad way. He returns a little while later, coming to sit on the couch with you, but as far from you as he can possibly get. You notice with a smile that heâs blushing.Â
âYou were sleeping when I got here,â you start, as casual as can be, and he looks impossibly tense. You lean your arm on the back of the couch and then rest your chin on it, smiling over at him. He avoids your eye. âDream anything nice?â His head whips around to look at you, trying to figure you out. He doesnât know youâd walked in while he was sleeping.
âDid youâ?â he starts but quickly stops himself. He canât ask if you saw the stain, if you really were just asking an innocuous question, he would completely humiliate himself. You just blink back innocently. He scrutinises you for a little longer. The possibility crosses his mind that youâre a mind reader, and youâre trying to punish him for his thoughts. You reach over, trailing your fingertips over his arm, watching as goosebumps bloom.
âHave we ever been alone together before? Without Abby in the house?â you whisper with a teasing smile. He goes bright red, breathing shakily. Youâre flirting with him, you have to be. Why? He looks at you nervously.
âNot sure,â he mumbles. You move closer and his heart pounds faster.
âI only asked about your dream because, well⊠I heard my name,â you trace a circle on his bicep, just below the sleeve of his t-shirt. He feels momentarily lightheaded when you say this. The unspoken understanding passes between you that you must know more than this, but youâre sparing him the details. He sighs shakily. His shy reactions make you feel oddly confident, you come closer, resting your hand on the arm of the couch, effectively boxing him in, your faces close together. He looks terrified, but heâs incredibly aroused. âWas I on top of you?â you purr, unsure where all this confidence has come from. His eyes shut and he breathes shakily, for a moment he thinks heâs about to faint.Â
âGodâŠâ he wonders again if youâre a mind reader. He opens his eyes and your face is right there, beautiful and seductive and he decides in that moment that you could know anything about him, even the most humiliating things, if it kept you this close. Itâs not clear who leans in first, but suddenly the two of you are kissing, desperately. Your lips move with fervour and he moans into the kiss. He hasnât been kissed in so long and itâs you, the object of all his fantasies. You clamber into his lap to straddle him and he accepts you eagerly, his arms wrapping around your middle tight, gripping at your skin through the fabric of your sweatshirt. Your tongue licks into his mouth and he moans again, each sound he makes going through to your core like lightning. Heâs rock-hard under you and the thought makes you smug.
âYou didnât answer the question, was I on top of you?â you demand into the kiss, your hands coming to cup his neck.
âYes, God yes, you wereâ ahâ riding me,â he pants against your lips, all shame gone now that he has you here. He doesnât care what he has to say, he just needs you. You hum an acknowledgement, pressing yourself down in his lap, slowly dragging yourself back and forth. He whines desperately, his hips bucking to meet you. You giggle at his desperation and he just whines again, embarrassed but knowing he deserves it. You continue to kiss him feverishly, the kiss becoming sloppier with need. You grind down on him, providing teasing friction, enjoying the way he grips at you tighter, trying to silently beg for more. You disconnect from the kiss and he laments, trying to follow you. You gently push him back by the chest and he looks up at you wide-eyed, lips pink and glossy from kissing. You grin, winking, reaching down and pulling your sweatshirt up and over your head. He groans at the sight of you, hands sliding up your back to pull you back in. He looks up at you, his eyes full of wonder and need, placing gentle kisses along your cleavage. You hum softly, enjoying the soft presses. His fingers splay against your back, tracing just under the clasp on your bra, itâs a question and you nod an answer. He fumbles with the clasp for a moment and he smiles up at you shyly. You chuckle. He manages to free you of the garment, slowly slipping the straps down your shoulders and pulling it away from you. He swallows, lowering his lips to mouth at the swell of your breasts. You feel his hardness twitching under you and you give a soft roll of your hips in return. He groans against your skin. You lean your head back, eyes fluttering blissfully as he showers you with insistent affections. His hands on your back hold you close, making sure you canât slip away from him like every other version of you has by the morning. You toy with the hairs at the nape of his neck. His tongue traces a path between your breasts.
âWant your cock already,â you purr. You say it just to watch him go crazy, his whole body shivering, eyes falling closer, a small moan escaping his mouth.
âY-yeah,â he murmurs. You push him back again, enjoying the sweet vulnerable way he looks up at you. You tug his t-shirt over his head, spending a moment caressing at his chest. Heâs flushed, muscles tensing as your touch passes over him. Then, you shuffle back a little, just enough to tug at the strings of his sweatpants. His cock twitches eagerly as he watches you do this. You canât help but giggle slightly and he looks up at you, smiling sheepishly. âIâm a bit excited,â
âI can tell honey,â you tease. He takes a deep breath and, holding you tight so you donât fall, lifts his hips so you can wriggle his sweatpants down, along with his boxers. Heâs leaking pre-cum, standing at full attention, flushed and needy. You peck his lips as assurance, sensing heâs feeling insecure about something, though you spot nothing to feel that way about. You rise onto your feet, his hands sliding to your waist, holding you like letting you any further would be unbearable. You kick off your leggings and underwear. He gasps at the sight of you, hands sliding down to your thighs as you settle back into his lap. You sit right on his cock, feeling it twitch eagerly under you, another bead of pre-cum rolling free. Mike pants needily, watching as your bare core slides against his length for a moment, making a sticky mess in his lap. He whines, gripping at your waist. You show mercy on him (and yourself), lifting up just enough to align his tip with your entrance. He whimpers in desperation.Â
âPlease, please,â he begs. You lean down to kiss his cheeks soothingly, sinking down onto him. He gasps loudly, his grip tightening on you. His eyes glaze over as you sit motionless in his lap, accommodating yourself to him. He whines softly, hands sliding up and down your body with need. âPlease,â he sobs. âI need you to move, please,â you smile, tutting playfully but lifting yourself up slowly. His eyes squeeze shut. âNnghâ so amazing,â you bring your hips down, feeling him dragging against your walls, making you moan. You brace yourself on his shoulders, sliding up and down a few more times. Mike already looks completely gone, staring dreamily at your breasts as they softly bounce, hands exploring your hips and waist, letting out unashamed moans. You remember his dream and lift yourself.
âFuck me,â you command. Heâs confused for a moment, sobbing softly at the cessation of movement, before realising what you want him to do. Heâs happy to oblige. He takes hold of your hips and starts to thrust shakily up into you. You let out a surprised gasp as he hits a perfect spot, moaning and dropping your head onto his shoulder. He kisses at your neck as best he can, thrusting up into you with pure desperation. He pounds against you sloppily, whimpering desperately, your moans in his ear only egging him on. He gets off knowing you feel good, thrusting more intentionally against the spot you seem to love so much. Heâs rewarded with a symphony of beautiful sounds that has him approaching his release at a rapid pace. âFucking me so good, Mike,â you moan and heâs done for, the praise going right to his core. With two more harsh thrusts, heâs cumming, his whole body trembling with a whimper of your name. You start to move yourself again, even as he twitches and whines under you, desperate not to get left behind. He sobs shakily with pleasure as you chase your release. Luckily, it washes over you soon after, fireworks exploding behind your eyes. You grip his shoulders hard, your body shaking like his, your head tipped back as you wail his name in return. He watches you, enraptured by the sight of you like this, determined in this moment that he wonât let this be the last time he sees it, no matter what happens. You calm down, mercifully pulling off of him to give him some reprieve from all the sensations. He holds you there on his lap, rubbing your back softly as the two of you come back to earth. Heâs blissful, not just from the sex, but from the fact heâs allowed to hold you, that your arms are wrapping around him in return. He kisses your cheek, and you let him and heâs in heaven.Â
âI guess dreams do come true,â he sighs with a lopsided grin. You look up at him incredulously.
âThatâs the cheesiest line Iâve ever heard,â
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Winter's King 1
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Warnings: this fic will include dark content such as noncon/dubcon, cheating, violence, and possible untagged elements. My warnings are not exhaustive, enter at your own risk.
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Summary: You are a maid to the Duke of Debray, a lord of the Summer Kingdom. That is, until the king of Winter appears with his particular air of coldness. (Medieval AU)
Characters: Geralt of Rivia
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Itâs uncharacteristically grim on the plains of Debray. Rains pelt the tall green grasses, flattening them in a slanted downpour that dims the horizon. Clouds blot out the daylight and lend to atmosphere of unease in the warring lands.Â
Behind the castle walls, one can forget about the bloodshed staining the counties red, though it is all the dukes and his audience can speak of. The lords that bluster through those gates, sometimes at the toll of morning, some in the black swathes of night. You canât count them all, you can name even fewer, but they come anon and leave just as brusquely.Â
A peel of thunder shakes the land and a dark line limns the curve of the horizon. What appears first as a storm cloud advances quickly through the fields, appearing more clearly to the naked eye, distant nonetheless. Men. Another party fast on the approach.Â
The alarm goes up at a manâs holler. Ethred, man at the gate hollers to the other men in mail. Niam peers out from the vantage of the tower and calls back down. A hush falls and bodies scurry all around, metal clinking and boots crunching. Thereâs something amiss. Something you canât quite place.Â
You turn away from the window, the steam rising from the basin in your hand swirling around your head. You carry on down the corridor, wool skirts around cautious steps as you balance the swaying water in the vessel. You approach the ladyâs door and give it a rap with your knee. Merinda, another handmaid, opens it from within.Â
You enter without a word and place the basin on the vanity table. The dukeâs daughter preens herself with a painted fan, fluttering her lashes at her reflection as her curls spill down her long back. She tilts her head this way and that. She snaps the fan shut and puts it down, touching her soft brown cheeks with a devilish grin.Â
âDo you know what father mentioned last eve?â Jazlene asks with a vain flutter of her lashes.Â
âWhat did he mention?â Her mother, Lady Rezlyn prompts lazily as she plucks another cherry from a dish heaped in fruit.Â
âA husband,â the daughter grins coyly at herself, âit is well due, isnât it, mother? Who do you think it might be? Lord Gai, perhaps? He is young still.âÂ
âPerhaps the Earl of Mesafin,â her mother taunts back to a disgusted gasp.Â
âDo not,â Jazlene pouts, âI could never... I am much too pretty for that haggard beast.âÂ
âWell, then, who might you have, precious?â Rezlyn goads.Â
There is a clamour in the hall that keeps the younger of the woman from answering. She rolls her eyes and darkly glare at the door. You peer back behind your shoulder as a wail goes up carrying her fatherâs name; âLord Dustan!âÂ
âWhat is all that?â Jazlene whines, âas if it isnât enough with the rain and the winds. It is summer!âÂ
âItâs always summer in Debray, darling,â Rezlyn scoffs, âotherwise Iâd have never married your father. Pray you donât hook yourself a winter lord.âÂ
You peek over your shoulder as you stand near the door, in your vigil, awaiting your next order. You face the ladies again as the elder continues to feast and the younger fusses over her thick brows. You scrunch your lips back and forth, a habit that often has your jaw aching.Â
Jazlene turns to narrow her eyes at you, âwhat is it then? What has you making faces?âÂ
You bow your head, appeasing her ego, âmy lady, there were men coming. A party approaching from the north.âÂ
âThere are always men,â she shakes her head, âwho was it then? Anyone I should wear silk for?âÂ
Her mother laughs, âI warn you, daughter, that trite tongue will not endear any husband.âÂ
âI do not know, lady,â you answer.Â
âUgh, useless, must I work as my own handmaid?â Jazlene tisks, âcome, pin my hair. Merinda find me a gown. Mother... wipe the dribble from your chin.âÂ
âEh, watch yourself,â Lady Rezlyn rises and wipes her lips with her sleeve. She wears muslin in a dark shade of burgundy, embroidered with little copper finches. âOr hope you marry above me before you lash that tongue at me.âÂ
Jazlene merely trills with laughter. You take the pins and work at twisting her fine curls into place. Merinda brings to her a dress of teal satin and is promptly shooed away, âsomething pink. It brings out my bosom.âÂ
You ignore her bawdy jest as her mother harrumphs. You work in quiet tandem with the other handmaid. You add a touch of paint to the ladyâs cheeks and kohl around her eyes. You tint her lips with pigment and she pushes out her lips at the mirror. You help Merinda dress her, pulling the noble daughterâs corset tight enough to leave her lightheaded.Â
The pair of ladies, elder and younger, leave the chamber with you at their skirt tails. They sweep through the corridors with chins up. They are queens in their own minds. Their fine dresses and sparkling gems are untouched by the disparity of war. The lives lost are squares on a game board, tawdry talk for men in their studies.Â
âLord Dustan,â Lady Rezlyn mimics the earlier call for the lord of the castle, âmy husband. Dear, dear husband!âÂ
The women go to the banister and look down upon the great hall as the flurry continues below. You and Merinda loom behind, not daring to stand at a level with the pompous nobles. You have never volunteered yourself for their impetuous lashings.Â
âWoman!â Dustan booms back up, âdo not trouble me now.âÂ
âOh, has another lord come? Perhaps a suitor for our lovely daughter--âÂ
âCease!â The duke demands hotly, ânow is not the time for womanly games.âÂ
âTell me it true, husband, she will be an old maid before you find a suiting son-in-law--âÂ
âGo away to your chambers. Now. The men who come are not to be trifled with and you lot do trifle overly much!âÂ
âBah! Oh do not be so uncouth!â Rezlyn decries.Â
âFather, please, is it a husband?âÂ
âGo before I send my guards up to put you away like thieves in a dungeon. Hear me when I warn you that this does not concern you. Not as yet,â Dustan snarls, âyou would spoil this war with your puny concerns.âÂ
âUgh,â his wife puts her hand to her forehead, âhe does tax me. All I ask of him is to take care of us, daughter. As any husband should.âÂ
âI should have your lips sewn shut!â Dustan rebukes hotly, âbe gone before I find a tailor.âÂ
The women share an aghast look. The turn back to flutter away in their skirts. You and Merinda follow them to the drawing room, closing them in as they fall onto the velvet cushions. Jazlene reclines dramatically on the chaise as her mouth mopes on a sofa.Â
âShall I be alone forever, mother?â Jazlene snivels, âwhy wonât he let me marry?âÂ
âHe only wants to find the right man, that is all, darling,â Rezlyn coaxes. âHe is overprotective and that is good for it means he will find a husband for you with a similar bearing.âÂ
âSuch sweet words cannot convince me. He punishes me. When all my lady friends have wed and borne a whelp or two, I remain with the dust and stone.âÂ
âDo not be theatrical,â Rezlyn girds, âyou are silly.âÂ
âI am not silly, mother. I am afraid. I am twenty and three and I have no suitor. I have only a war butchering any man who might have my hand. Why must this go on? Why must I suffer for the gripes of stubborn kings.âÂ
âWe cannot fear. This war will be won and you will have a knight for a husband. Isnât that better? To have a warrior you can be proud of than some bookish lord in his tower?â Rezlyn stands and moves to sit with her daughter, petting her as she cooes, âoh my beautiful, no man can resist you. You will see.âÂ
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Some hours pass with the restless women, pacing and chattering, about careless things beyond marriage and war. Like needlework and a banquet that should be had upon the truce. Would that the day would come sooner.Â
You and Merinda stifle yawns that pass between you. The act is contagious as you stand in the tedium of the wealthy and wait for a duty to be called upon you. The hours you spend watching the women preen and swoon make you envy the stable boys and the shit shovelers.Â
The noise beyond those walls continues. You heard the moat open and the clopping hooves of horses, even the clatter of carts. The voices had since hushed but footfalls carried back and forth. The wordless activity betrays an air of impatience, almost of nervousness. As the ladies within mirror the sentiment.Â
Finally, as the windows darken and the candles burn brighter, a knock shakes the door. The ladies snap their heads around. Merinda is asleep on her feet as you move first. You open to a man in grey and black waits on the other side. He is not Lord Dustanâs.Â
âThe duchess and her daughter,â he garbles through a mouth that sounds full of salt.Â
You dip your head and look to the ladies in question. There is a tension, of unease, of unknowing, of excitement turned to dread. This is not as it has been. There is not call to the dinner table. There is no buoyant introduction of a lord Dustan met as a young scamp. There is silence and fear. Has someone died? Has a battle been lost?Â
The women emerge and greet the man with niceties and tight-lipped simpers. He does not pay them heed as you and Merinda exchange looks. You trail after the ladies but the man stops. He turns back, a hand on the pommel at his waist, and sneers, a furrow in his brow.Â
âOne of ya,â he grits.Â
Jazlene says your name. She mustâve noticed Merinda swaying on her feet. If she even cares so much about a maid. You keep your head down and follow as they press on. Down the corridor and around the dukeâs study, recently deemed his war room. Youâve never been within. It is not the domain of women.Â
The grey and black soldier thumps on the door. Mother and daughter clasp hands. Even they can sense the unusual frigidity. The door opens from within. It is Lord Dustan. He wears a serious look on his lined face. The ladies are beckoned in and the soldier nudges you after them as you hesitate.Â
Lanterns light the space from the desk at the rear of the chamber. The large table draped in maps, wooden horses, and little wooden pucks stands central on a thick rug. A figure stands behind it, head down as his burly and broad silhouette seems to sop up the shadows.Â
The ladies follow the duke to stand across from the man. His head is down as he slides a horse along a road on the map. He stops it and grips it tight. He looks up and the lantern light dances on his features. You suck in a breath, as the rest do, stunned by his appearance.Â
His hair is white, his eyes are a goldish yellow, pupils deep pools of black, and his square jaw is just as thick as the rest of him. You have never seen a man like him before, but you have heard of one. Of him. King Geralt of Rivia.Â
You stand in similar confusion to the ladies. Their silent confoundment is broken by Duke Dustan as he nears the table. He sniffs and presses his fingers to the table top.Â
âYour highness, my wife, Lady Rezlyn, and my daughter, Lady Jazlene,â he introduces.Â
The women glance at each other then curtsy to the white king. He watches them dully. You fold your hands, taking it in curiously. It is rather something to witness the scene. You are so unimportant as to not be a part of it.Â
âYour highness,â the recite, âit is...âÂ
âAn honour,â Dustan finishes for them, âof course it is. We fondly welcome you and your allyship. We hope that we will be essential in ending this war. In helping you attain the peace you have so valiantly fought for--âÂ
The king raises his hand to silence the lord. You canât help but quork your head. Allyship? But King Geralt, he is of Rivia, he is of the hinterland, he is the one who invaded the summer country and bid it his own. He is the foe. That is what they told you.Â
âEnough...â the king speaks in a silty tone that scrapes in his throat. His eyes wander over the women and narrow. You wince as your own meet his golden irises and you shy away, putting your chin to your chest. Thatâs a mistake. â...words.â He slaps his hand down, âyou do not win wars with words.âÂ
âYes, your highness, you are correct. I know it well. It is why I invited you here. It is the very reason I made my entreaty. You have my men, they will win this war for you.âÂ
The king is hardly impressed by the fact. He looks back to the table and moves the horse further before turning it back. He knocks it over and stands completely straight.Â
âAnd the daughter of Debray, your highness. To have a wife of summerâs blood, men will bend the knee. If you show them you do not mean to eradicate but to join with them,â Dustan moves to stand closer to his daughter, âisnât she a fine queen for a fine kingdom?âÂ
Jazlene swoons and falls against her father. Sheâs fainted. Rezlyn grabs onto her other shoulder and you peek up at the chaotic scene. You come forward to help, snatching a pillow from the single couch, and you place it under Jazleneâs head as they lay her down on the floor.Â
A shadow shifts as Dustan and Rezlyn fuss over their daughter, fanning and calling to her. You look up as darkness clusters over you. You see the king staring down at the scene. No, not them. He staring at you. Before he can reprimand you, you put your head down.Â
You must quit that lest you find yourself at the wrong end of a switch.Â
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OFFERED TENDERNESS
Summary: In which you and Jason appreciate eachothers trust in different little ways.
Warnings: fluff, because of course its fluff, idiots in love, nothing worth mentioning as a real warning.
Notes: if you know where the songs are from i love you ^â _â _â _â ^ i should watch bride and prejudice again lol. My favourite pride and prejudice movie (probably because i haven't watched the other ones yet.. :â ,â -â ))
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The soft rays of the sun felt light on his skin, waking Jason from his slumber. His eyes blearily opened and tried to adjust to the light streaming into the room from the parted curtains. He yawned before turning to your side of the bed.
You always took the side closer to the window, enjoying the view before drifting off to sleep. Jason, on the other hand, slept closer to the door. He insisted it was more practical in a dangerous situation. He also preferred fewer blankets, claiming it was easier to pull off of himself.
Jason expected this to be like any other lazy morning. He usually woke up earlier than you. He would turn to your side, wrap his arms around you, and pull you closer. You'd be cocooned in warm blankets, running hot.
Jason sought you out for warmth whenever he got cold. Youâd open your arms, and both of you would curl up together. Youâd spend a moment in each otherâs embrace, talking, making lame jokes, and then start the day.
He thought this day would be the same, accustomed to the routine. So, when his arm reached over to your side and found it empty, he panicked. He shuffled out of bed, looking around the room. You werenât in the bedroom. You werenât in the bathroom, brushing your teeth (with kidsâ toothpaste, as he noted you liked the watermelon-scented one).
It was when he entered the hallway outside of your shared bedroom that he heard you. It was like sweet music to his ears. You were singing along to some song (horribly, yes, but still).
He peeked his head in and saw you organizing groceries in the kitchen. Almost on instinct, he moved forward and wordlessly wrapped his arms around you.
âWhere were you?â He tried to mask the concern lacing his words.
You didnât lose a second before soothing him, âOh, Iâm so sorry, honeybee. We needed groceries, and I thought I would drop by the market quickly.â
âNo, no. Donât apologize. Itâs okay.â He reassured you. You were alright, and thatâs all that mattered to him.
âYaâ know, Iâm pretty tired today. Wanna get take-out?â You turned to face him, running your hands through his hair, slowly caressing and massaging.
He didnât answer your question. Instead, he nuzzled into the crook of your neck and mumbled, âYou smell really good, baby.â
You started to laugh because it tickled. Jason didnât relent, almost as if he was burning the sight of you into his mind. The smile in your eyes, the sound of your laughter.
If he could capture the sound of your laughs, the look you get when you're relaxed and comfortable, and keep it in a bottle forever, he would.
Jason couldnât exactly do that, so he made do with his many attempts to make you smile.
âAnswer my question, sunshine.â
He couldnât help but smile at your nicknames. Never did he ever think heâd be called something sweet by someone. In your eyes, heâs sweet like honey and warm like sunshine.
Jason had never said it, but your affections made him feel like a boy again. He didnât need to say it. You knew it, though. You cherished every moment you saw his eyes light up just a little bit when you did so.
You thanked him every time in your mind for trusting you with this piece of him.
*****
It was your and Jasonâs weekly movie night, one of the rare nights you had him to yourself. Of course, you put all of your effort into making the experience comfortable and enjoyable for Jason.
The smell and sound of popcorn and soda bottles opening filled the kitchen and the living room. Hearing the opening intro of the movie, you yelled out for Jason.
âWait! Pause it!â You sped through the apartment, almost running into the couch on which Jason was currently curled up. âDonât start without me.â You gave him a fake pout.
He dramatically rolled his eyes. âI would never, baby.â He placed his hand on his heart, offended you would even suggest he would do this.
âOkay, okay. Start it.â You smiled. âDo not skip the songs! âNo Life Without Wifeâ and âTake Me To Loveâ are masterpieces we cannot skip.â You emphasized the last few words.
Your dedication to the night made Jason feel something warm inside his heart, spreading through his entire body. He stared at you, taking in every detail. Not like he hadnât already, but at this point, it had become something he did without even noticing.
You did notice, though. You could feel his blue-green eyes on you. The feeling made you feel fuzzy all over. You turned and stared back at him, the movie all but forgotten at the moment.
âTake a picture, Jay. It will last longer.â He chuckled at the smug grin on your face, finally looking back at the movie.
âWe better start watching it, or weâll end up like last time.â
âUh-huh, Iâm not falling asleep again! Donât know about you, mister.â
âIf anyoneâs going to fall asleep, itâs you.â
Both of you continued this little game for a few moments before you moved closer to him.
âIs this okay?â You asked.
âYes, itâs okay. Thank you.â He muttered the last words quietly.
You cuddled closer to him, slowly grabbing one of his arms and intertwining your fingers. It was a habit of yours, he thought. You always did it without fail. Jason was thankful for it. He thought it grounded him. A warm, peaceful feeling spread through his body as your hand touched his.
He thanked you every time in his mind for trusting him with this piece of you.
(Unfortunately, neither of you finished the movie that day. Both of you had fallen asleep. But in your mind, that wasnât a loss at all. You were together, and thatâs all that mattered to you.)
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BG3 Fanfiction Statistics, Part 2
Welcome to part 2 of my BG3 AO3 fanfic statistical analysis! In part 1, which can be found here, I discussed general fanfic data for the fandom and took a look at pairing trends for the player character, Shadowheart, Karlach, Laeâzel, and Minthara. In this section, I will discuss pairing trends on AO3 for Astarion, Gale, Wyll, and Halsin, then compare all 8 main characters and talk about pairings more broadly.
Please note that the data for this analysis was gathered between July 21, 2024 and July 24, 2024. I gathered data for the top 300 ship tags in the BG3 fandom, and due to time constraints did not look at pairings with fewer than 5 fics.
I will try and be as transparent as possible when discussing how I obtained and processed this data. A copy of my spreadsheet can be found here and contains all of the tables I will be discussing for anyone who wishes to take a closer look at the data. If you donât care about the numbers and/or my thoughts about them, feel free to skim through this post and just look at the charts!
I will be referencing the âPCâ a lot in this section. See part 1 for an explanation of my methodology, but basically I combined Tav, Dark Urge, Original Character, Reader, and You into one Player Character (PC) supercategory while filtering to prevent double counting. This makes it clearer who each character is typically paired with. It also drops the number of ships from 300 to 162. Throughout this essay, I will use âship tagsâ to refer to the original 300 ships that I gathered the data for and âpairingsâ to refer to the 162 ships that remain when I condense the player character down.
CHARACTER PAIRING STATISTICS, CONT.
In part 1, I went through Tav, the Dark Urge, Shadowheart, Karlach, Laeâzel, and Minthara and took a look at who they are shipped with and their fic category (F/M, M/M, F/F, Other, Multi) breakdown. In this continuation, I will look at Astarion, Gale, Wyll, and Halsin.
ASTARION
Astarion was included in 50.2% of all fic pairings (the number of fics tagged Astarion/PC + the number of fics tagged Astarion/Gale + the number of fics tagged Astarion/Halsin and so on, divided by the total sum of all fic pairings). This percentage increased to 53.9% when otp:true was applied. This means that over half of all shipping content for BG3 on AO3 involves Astarion!
Astarion is in 7 of the top 10 ship tags and 64 of the top 300 ship tags. When I condense the pairings with the PC down, he is in 7 of the top 30 ships and 40 of the 162 total pairings. The loss of 24 ship tags comes from me having to condense down not only all his ship tags with the PC but also all his threesomes and foursomes and moresomes with the PC.
Notably, Astarion was the only BG3 character to have race specific ship tags â Astarion/Tiefling!OC (68 fics), Astarion/Half-Elf!OC (27 fics), and Astarion/Drow!OC (9 fics). These all got condensed down into the Astarion/PC supercategory as well.
Astarion/Gale is #4 and his next pairings with a non-player character are #8 Halsin and #9 Wyll. Pairings #1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 10, and 16 are all just him with different tags for the player character. Condensing down all the player character tags yields us his top 20 pairings.
As expected, the player character dominates his pairings with 11,756 fics. His biggest non-PC ships are with Gale with 2,431 fics (of which an unusually high proportion are otp:true â 1,752 â almost three quarters of all his fics with Gale), Halsin with 848 fics, and Wyll with 582 fics. Ignoring the PC, he mostly seems to be shipped with men â the first canon woman to show up is Karlach at #8 with 157 fics (an order of magnitude less than Gale). He has four threesomes (Halsin/PC/Astarion, Gale/PC/Astarion, Karlach/Wyll/Astarion, Wyll/PC/Astarion) in his top 20 ships. I was surprised at how high Cazador (#6, 387 fics) was at first, but a lot of that is likely from Astarionâs backstory.
#20 was Astarion/Astarion with 15 fics, which means that Astarion is following in the proud tradition of tumblr sexymen like the Onceler before him.
As expected from looking at Astarionâs pairings in general, he has slightly more M/M (8,923 fics) shipping than M/F (7,996 fics) shipping. M/M pairings have an unusually high rate of otp:true fics â thatâs mostly from Astarion/Gale. Oddly, thereâs a small number (51) of F/F otp:true fics â these are either genderbends or mistags.
Looking at the pattern of pairings with the PC only, a different pattern emerges.
This time, thereâs significantly more M/F fics (6,910, 58.8% of Astarionâs fics with the PC) than M/M fics (4,182, 35.6%), though the numbers are closer when you look at otp:true (46.7% M/F vs 37.6% M/M). We can infer then that it is more common to ship female player characters with Astarion than men. The Other category is significant (1,601 fics, 13.6%) and likely was used for a tag for nonbinary player characters. Thereâs still a bizarre 38 otp:true F/F fics.
GALE
Gale is in 19.7% of all pairings and 26.5% of otp:true pairings. He has 33 ship tags in the top 300, which drops to 23 when I condense all the player characters into âPC.â
Unlike Astarion, whose chart was completely dominated by his pairing with the PC, Gale has almost as many fics with Astarion as he does with Tav. The top pairings for Gale are primarily with the player character â #1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 are all just different tags for the player character (Gale/You and Gale/Reader are synonymous and so have pretty much the same number of fics). Condensing all that down yields the following chart.
Thereâs a stark drop off after the player character and Astarion â an order of magnitude decrease in fics (#4 Shadowheart/Gale has 111 fics, a massive drop off from 2,431 Astarion/Gale fics). And #3 is just a threesome with both the PC and Astarion. Iâve commented on it before, but Gale/Astarion has a truly unusual proportion of otp:true fics â something that indicates that there are no background pairings in most of that shipâs activity. I would not be surprised if many of those fics are modern AUs or post game fics that donât feature the other BG3 characters much if at all.
The quartet of Astarion-Gale-Halsin-PC is prominent in Galeâs top 20 ships. All permutations of that multiship are present: #1 Gale/PC, #2 Astarion/Gale, #5 Halsin/Gale, #3 Astarion/PC/Gale, #6 Astarion/Halsin/Gale, #11 Gale/Halsin/PC, and #15 Astarion/Gale/Halsin/PC. Towards the bottom of his top 20 we start getting into his multiships with most or all of the main protagonists. Thisâll be more common with the other companions â there are only 11 Astarion / Gale / Wyll / Shadowheart / Laeâzel / Karlach fics, so when these show up the list is descending into very low fic count pairings.
Looking at Galeâs fic category breakdown, M/M predominates with 3,859 fics to M/Fâs 2,938 fics. Given the very high proportion of otp:true fics, we can assume that most of that is Astarion/Gale. Indeed, when we look at Galeâs ship with the player character (his only other substantial ship), we see a very different picture.
Galeâs ship with the player character has much more M/F content than his general ship content and also than Astarion. M/M content drops from 57.1% of all his fics to 30.5% of his ships with the player character, while M/F content rises from 43.5% of all his fic content to 68.1% of his fic content with the player character. âOtherâ shipping is about 9.6% of ship content with the player character. Looking at otp:true content, a little more than half as many male player characters are shipped with Gale as female player characters.
There are, for some reason, 16 F/F otp:true fics for all of Galeâs ships and 7 otp:true F/F fics for his ship with the player character.
WYLL
Wyll is featured in 5.2% of all pairings and 5.7% of otp:true pairings, a truly stunning drop from the ~50% of Astarion and 20-26% of Gale. He is in 24 of the top 300 BG3 ships, a number that drops to 18 when I condense all the player characters into one category.
Interestingly, Astarion/Wyll outpaces Wyll/Tav as Wyllâs most popular ship. Like with Gale/Astarion, the proportion of otp:true fics for that pairing is unusually high.
When we condense all of Wyllâs player character pairings into one category, it (barely) edges out Astarion/Wyll, with 588 and 582 fics respectively (also note that no Wyll pairing has thousands of fics, unlike Gale and Astarion before him). What also happens when we condense the player characters is that Wyll does not reach a full 20 ships â he drops to 18 pairings. He has more than this, of course, but my methodology ignores all pairings with fewer than 5 fics. Therefore, Wyllâs 19th and 20th most popular pairings have 4 fics or fewer. I have represented these missing pairings with little :( emojis, because this is a sad state of affairs.
Karlach is by far Wyllâs most popular ship after Astarion and the PC, with 327 fics. The otp:true proportion is low, so it is likely often a background ship or has background ships. The next highest pairing is #4, Gale, with 54 fics. The numbers rapidly drop from there â by #6 Wyll/Laeâzel we are at 26 fics and by #14 Wyll/Karlach/Shadowheart we are down to only 10 fics.
Wyllâs pairings, like all of the male characters, tend towards M/M, with 1,010 total fics. F/M follows up with 794 and Other with 162. Much of his M/M fics come from Astarion/Wyll, as we can see when we look at Wyllâs ships with the PC.
Like Astarion and Gale before him, the proportion of M/F rises when we look at Wyllâs pairings with the player character specifically. Unlike Astarion and Gale, though, no category even comes close to breaking 1,000 fics. M/F has 357 fics (or about 60.7% of his fics total) and M/M has 224 (38.1%). With otp:true applied, M/F is 56.3%, M/M is 40.7%, and Other has 13.3%. These numbers add to more than 100%, so even on otp:true fics people are evidently tagging multiple categories. This is likely due to âReaderâ fics with a generic reader.
HALSIN
Halsin is featured in 9.7% of all pairings, almost twice Wyllâs proportion. This drops to 7.9% though when you apply otp:true â a much larger drop than pretty much anyone else other than the PC. Itâs likely because Halsin has a disproportionately high number of fics with threesomes, which eliminate a fic from otp:true if the threesome subrelationships are also tagged.
He is in 31 of the top 300 ship tags and 21 of the top 162 pairings.
Like every other man in this essay, Halsinâs ship with Astarion is very prominent. The first canon woman to show up is Shadowheart at #15.
As expected, Halsin/PC is easily his most popular pairing, with 1,637 fics. Astarion and a threesome with Astarion and the PC follow with quite decent fic counts of 848 and 456 respectively. The otp:true proportion for Halsin/Astarion is abnormally high. Gale and Shadowheart seem to be his other major ships. Gale/Halsin is #4 with 106 fics and Gale/PC/Halsin is #8 with 19. Shadowheart/Halsin is #6 with 36 fics and Shadowheart/Halsin/PC is #10 with 17.
The Astarion-Halsin-Gale-PC quartet shows up prominently in Halsinâs top pairings. In addition to the ships previously mentioned, Halsin/Astarion/Gale is #5 with 92 fics.
Whatâs notable about Halsinâs fic categories is the abnormally large number of fics tagged Multi â 1,257 fics, or 37.4% of the total. Given that heâs the poly companion, this makes sense.
Looking at Halsin with the PC specifically, the typical pattern appears. The percentage of M/M drops and M/F rises. Unlike the other characters and like his general shipping situation, the percentage of Multi fic is quite high â 32.7%.
CHARACTER COMPARISON
Now that Iâve looked at all the main characters individually, letâs take a look at how they compare to each other across a variety of metrics.
FIC RATINGS
In my individual character discussions, I didnât talk about their relative rating proportions much, even though I was carefully tracking it. This is because all rating plots look just about the same until you compare people against each other directly.
Taking a look at all fics, I noticed a couple of things. First of all, Wyll is the companion with the least amount of horny fic written about him, with 33.4% of fics that include him in a pairing being rated Explicit. Halsin is the horniest, no surprise, with 52.8% of fics that include him in a pairing being rated Explicit â over half! Astarion has 41.2% Explicit fics while Gale has 43.6%. Amongst the women, Minthara has the highest percentage of Explicit fics (47.8%) while all three other women are within 38% â 40%.
Interestingly, the percentage of fics rated Mature remains within 22% â 26% for all companions except Minthara, who has 27.8%. The proportion of General fic is between 9% and 11% for Astarion, Gale, Shadowheart, and Karlach. Wyll has more than that, with 11.4%, while Laeâzel and Minthara have less than that with 8.4% and 5.6% respectively.
The situation does not change appreciably when I only look at fics with the otp:true condition.
FIC CATEGORIES
I have been talking about the percentage of M/F, M/M, F/F, Other, and Multi fics for each of the main characters. Itâs interesting to compare them with each other. Please note, though, that in the individual character sections the percentages given were the percent of all fics for that character, and so the percentages added up to more than 100% because many fics tag several categories. In this section, the percentages given are a percent of all pairings. They therefore all add up to 100%, but it also means that fics that tag multiple categories are counted multiple times in that 100%.
The men all have more M/F than the women do (Astarion and Gale have the most while Laeâzel and Minthara have the least). Halsin, unsurprisingly, has the most Multi fic while Minthara has the least. Karlach has a surprisingly low proportion of F/F fic.
An interesting note is that the men all have less F/F fic than the women do M/M fic. This means that women are in background pairings to M/M ships or have background M/M ships in their focus fics proportionally more often than the men have background F/F ships or are in the background of F/F fics. The exception is Wyll, who has a F/F percentage close to the percentage of M/M fics in the womensâ fics.
Looking at ships with the PC specifically, some interesting patterns emerge.
Astarion, Gale, Wyll and Halsin have significantly (by more than 10%) more M/F content and less M/M content in their ships with the PC than their ships in general. Laeâzel and Minthara see a slight (less than 5%) increases in M/F and decreases in F/F as well. Shadowheart mostly stays the same. Karlach, on the other hand, sees a moderate (between 5% and 10%) decrease in M/F and increase in F/F in her ship with the PC specifically.
But remember, all these values include background pairings, and we have no way of knowing what proportion of each category actually contains the character we are interested in. So, what happens when we strip background pairings out of the equation by applying otp:true?
Wow! What a difference! Now, these values arenât necessarily representative of all their pairings â just the ones that authors like to focus on without any background ships. Recall from the individual character analyses that often the second most popular ship after the pairing with the PC had an unusually high otp:true ratio. So we can assume, for example, that a large proportion of the M/M fics for Astarion and for Gale are from Gale/Astarion.
Every woman except Karlach is gayer than all of the men. Surprisingly, Karlach is the straightest companion by this particular metric.
Applying otp:true to ships with the PC specifically yields very different results.
Like what we saw with all ships, ships between the PC and men have significantly more M/F content than the mensâ ships generally. In this case, every man except Astarion jumps to around 50% M/F, and Astarion still jumps from 24.3% to 42.9%. The consistent pattern is that when looking at otp:true fics, M/M is preferred unless the pairing is with the player character, in which case M/F is more popular.
The conclusions for the women are not as clear cut. Karlach has more F/F and less M/F when looking specifically at ships with the PC, while Laeâzel has almost twice as much M/F when you look at her ship with the PC than her general otp:true fics â almost certainly due to the loss of Shadowheart/Laeâzel. Shadowheart experiences a significant (>10%) decline in the proportion of F/F fics, while Minthara sees a smaller one (~5%). What remains true, though, is that the majority of the player character shipping for the women is F/F.
The green bars in the chart are for the Other category, an expansive category that includes a lot of nonbinary PC shipping. You can therefore estimate how popular it is to ship each main character with a nonbinary Tav. Karlach has the most (18.6%) while Laeâzel has the least (5.2%). Everyone else is between 10% (well, 9.8% for Gale) and 12% except for Astarion who has 13.6%.
PAIRINGS
Most of both parts of this essay has been spent looking at each main character in relative isolation. But if you plot all pairings next to each other it paints a very interesting picture about each characterâs relative popularity.
Astarion shows up 7 times in the top 10 ship tags and 12 times in the top 30 ship tags. The first non-Astarion ship is #4, Tav/Gale. There are no canon women in the top 10 ship tags â the first to show up is Shadowheart, at #14. Wyll does not appear until #18, in a pairing with Astarion. His pairing with Tav is #25. Laeâzelâs ship with Tav does not even make it onto this plot, at #38. Minthara is in an even worse situation â she first shows up at #60.
The results when I condense all the player character tags into âPCâ are... stark.
Astarion dominates the BG3 fanfiction sphere in a way that is very surprising for a piece of media with six strong main characters. In fact, in order to actually be able to see the teeny tiny bars representing everybody else, here's a second graph with Astarion/PC excluded.
Astarion/PC is far and away the most popular ship, with 11,756 fics. Gale/PC is the second, with 3,500 â less than a third as many. Next is Astarion/Gale (2,431 fics) with an unusually high âotp:trueâ ratio, which indicates that it is frequently being written without any background ships. Surprisingly, Gortash/PC is fourth with 1,891 fics, followed by Halsin/PC with 1,637. Shadowheart/PC is the first woman to show up, at #6 with 980 fics. This is still 657 fics less than Halsin/PC and 911 fics less than Gortash/PC, which means that Gortash/PC is almost twice as popular as Shadowheart/PC. Astarion/PC has 12 times as many fics as Shadowheart/PC.
Karlach follows Shadowheart at #7 with 890 fics. Of the main cast, Laeâzel is next at #10 with 694 fics, and unlike every other Origin character her most popular ship is not with the PC but with Shadowheart. Wyll/PC does not make it into the top 10 ships, coming in at #11 with 588 ships. Notably, Raphael has more fics with the PC than either Laeâzel or Wyll, coming in at #9 with 745. Astarion/PC has a whopping 20 times as many fics as Wyll does and Gortash has over three times as many fics with the PC as Wyll does.
Laeâzel/PC finally shows up at #16 with 348 fics. Rolan/PC has more fics (#13, 477), and Astarion/PC has 33 times as many fics. Minthara/PC, meanwhile, is all the way down at #23 with 234 fics. Raphael, Rolan, Zevlor, the Emperor, and Haarlep all have more fics with the PC than she does. Halsin/PC has 7 times as many fics as Minthara/PC.
If you add up all the pairings each main character is tagged in, you get the following chart.
Astarion is far and away the most written about character in the BG3 fandom, followed by Gale and Halsin. If you divide these numbers by the total number of pairings, Astarion is in 50% of pairings, Gale is in 20%, and Halsin is in 10%. No other character breaks 10% - Shadowheart is in 7% of pairings, Karlach in 6%, Wyll in 5%, Laeâzel in 4%, and Minthara is in 1%.
Out of curiosity, I tallied up the numbers for Gortash as well. He appears in 6% of all pairings and 7% of otp:true pairings. This means that Gortash breaks even with Karlach and appears in more pairings than Wyll, Laeâzel, or Minthara, and if you look at otp:true he beats all the women and Wyll. This is despite Gortash having very few ships with characters outside of the PC, unlike most of the main cast who have notable secondary ships like Shadowheart/Laeâzel.
PAIRING ANALYSIS
Why am I focusing so much on pairings? Mostly because BG3 is an ensemble game â many fics will tag characters who show up for any significant length of time, even if just in the background. Therefore, if a character is tagged that is indicative that they are being included but not necessarily a sign that they are being focused on.
AO3 is a largely romance focused site (only 12% of all BG fics are categorized as General) and so characters in a pairing are more likely to be a focus of a fic. Of course this is not a hard rule, as in-depth character studies may have no pairings tagged at all or may tag a pairing that shows up in the background â but I have no way to distinguish these fics from a fic that tags a character because they show up for one paragraph. There is also the problem that many pairings are background pairings that are tagged but show up only briefly. To try and avoid that, in the following conversation, I will often be focusing on ships with the PC specifically. Fics pairing a character with the PC are especially likely to be focusing on that character and their romance and are much less likely to be a background ship than other pairings.
Looking at the data, the four most popular characters to ship with the PC â Astarion, Gale, Halsin, and Gortash â constitute the majority of fan works. Astarion, Gale, and Halsin in particular are shipped in all the possible configurations and these pairings are comparatively popular. Astarion/Gale is #3, Astarion/Halsin is #8 (above any Wyll or Laeâzel ships), Astarion/Halsin/PC is #14 (above Laeâzel/PC and all Minthara ships), Astarion/Gale/PC is #26, Gale/Halsin is #33, and Astarion/Gale/Halsin is #34.
So I did a little experiment. I went through my data and counted all the pairings that contained ONLY Astarion, Gale, Halsin, Gortash, and/or the PC. Then, I went through and counted all the pairings that werenât in that group but did contain at least one of Astarion, Gale, Halsin, or Gortash.
Pairings containing ONLY a combination of the PC, Astarion, Gale, Halsin, or Gortash constituted 66.9% of all fic pairings in the BG3 fandom and (in a neat coincidence) also 66.9% of otp:true fic pairings. Adding in fics that involve at least one of these men with someone else ups the numbers to 73.3% of all fics and 75.0% of otp:true fics. Which means that only about a quarter of pairings do NOT include one of these four white men.
Now, it isnât unusual for a couple of people to dominate a fandom like this. Many fandomsâ creative output primarily consist of only a couple of popular characters and their associated pairings. What is notable, though, is that BG3 is an ensemble game with 6 strong and nuanced main characters, three of whom are women, and two additional strong side characters, one of whom is a woman. But the four primary objects of fandomâs focus are 2 of the main characters, one of the side characters, and a villain.
This discrepancy is especially notable for Shadowheart and Laeâzel. For ages, when Iâve seen people bring up the relative scarcity of women in fanfic, the rejoinder is that the true culprit is the source media. Stories just donât feature complex, interesting women with fully realized arcs, people say. Thereâs no narrative meat to for fandom to sink their teeth into.
This is not the case in BG3.
Both Shadowheart and Laeâzel have excellent narrative arcs that are well embedded into the game â Laeâzel has two game areas dedicated to her plotline (the creche and the astral plane) and you literally cannot progress the game past act 2 without interacting with Shadowheartâs dedicated area. The characters grapple with crisises of faith, culture clashes, and important decisions throughout the game â and who they end up becoming changes depending on the player characterâs actions. This is great stuff! But it does not translate into fanfic popularity.
Laeâzel in particular is underrepresented. Itâs notable that she is main character who is integrally tied into the plot and yet she is only tagged in 16% of fics â even including all the fics that merely tag her as a background character. She only appears in 4% of pairings. Her pairing with the PC comes in at #16, with 355 fics. But hey, her largest ship is with Shadowheart, so letâs look at the total number of pairings she shows up in â 1,319. Gortash/Dark Urge has 1,594 fics â that single pairing has 275 more fics than all of Laeâzelâs pairings added together. Gortashâs total pairing count is 2,052 and exceeds Laeâzelâs by almost 700 fics. Halsinâs total pairing count is over 2.5 times as large as Laeâzelâs at 3,346 fics total. Galeâs total pairing count is over five times as large, at 6,760 fics total. Oof.
Shadowheart is a bit better off â her pairing with the PC is the most popular woman at #6 with 980 fics. But this is still 657 fics less than Halsin/PC and 911 fics less than Gortash/PC, which means that Gortash/PC is almost twice as popular as Shadowheart/PC. When you take Shadowheartâs other pairings into consideration, things improve a little bit. She has 2,418 pairings total, which is about 400 more than Gortashâs total, though still over 900 fics less than Halsinâs total. But any Shadowheart/Laeâzel fan can tell you about sifting through their fics and finding that many only feature them as a background pairing for Astarion/Tav or some other more popular pairing. So letâs take a look at the otp:true numbers. Looking at otp:true fics only, Shadowheart has 765 fics and Laeâzel has 495 fics. Meanwhile, Halsin has 858 and Gortash has 800 â more than Shadowheart and much more than Laeâzel.
Neither Gortash nor Halsin really have arcs in game, though both of them do have implied arcs that happened before it. Theyâre interesting characters, sure, but undoubtedly Shadowheart and Laeâzel have more going on, more narrative meat to chew on. And yet, theyâre completely overshadowed in fandom.
Speaking of being overshadowed, letâs talk about Wyll. Wyll is the only man in the main cast who is not particularly popular. He does not even make it into the top 10 pairings! He has fewer fics than Shadowheart or Karlach. Notably he has far far fewer fics with the PC than any other major male character and even several male villains. Gortash/PC has over three times as many fics as he does, Halsin/PC has 2.78 times as many fics as he does, and Astarion/PC has a whopping 20 times as many fics as he does. Even Raphael/PC has more fanfic! Even taking total pairings into account, Gortash still has more pairings than Wyllâs 1,770 total, while Halsin has almost twice as many.
A counterpoint that is commonly raised in this fandom is that Wyll is a boring character with less content than other Origin companions. Now, I disagree with this assessment of Wyllâs comparative boringness (I find him more interesting than Gale and much more interesting than Halsin, personally) but for the sake of this argument letâs not dispute this. The fact of the matter is that even if Wyllâs arc is half baked, Halsin has no arc at all and much less content in game. Gortash has even less content, with any potential past entanglement with Dark Urge being merely implied. Raphael doesnât even have the implications of a past relationship with the PC, is never in a position to be in a relationship with the PC, and is canonically bad in bed to boot. And yet these men have far more fanfic with the PC than Wyll does.
I cannot help but notice that Astarion, Gale, Halsin, and Gortash are white men and Raphael presents himself as a white man.
Whatâs also notable is who doesnât show up. Many minor non-player characters have quite sizable followings with a significant number of ships. Rolan, for instance, has 586 fics across 9 pairings. Zevlor has 393 ships, Dammon has 257, Karâniss has 131, and Abdirak has 112. Other male characters that showed up on my list include Ansur (110, all with Balduran/the Emperor), Blurg (69, all with Omeluum), Vellioth (55, all with Cazador), Rugan (54), Kithârak Voss (49), Sebastian (47, all with Astarion), Orpheus (40), Geraldus (29), Nere (22), He Who Was (21), Yurgir (18), Loroakkan (15, all with Rolan), Aradin (12), Danis (11 with Bex), Barcus (9 with the PC, not Wulbren), Petras (8 with Astarion), Guex and Ikaron (8 with each other), Franc Peartree (7 with Gortash), Lump the Enlightened (6), and Cal (6).
Meanwhile, if I eliminate Aylin and Isobel (not really âminorâ NPCs), the first female minor NPC to show up in my list is Alfira with 58 fics. Nocturne follows with 57, Lakrissa with 34, Bex with 11 (all with Danis), Councillor Florrick with 8 (all with Minthara), Duke Stelmane with 8 (all with the Emperor), Kagha with 6, and Cerys with 6 (all with Rolan).
Councillor Florrick is notable because she has as much of a role in acts 1, 2, and 3 as Rolan, Zevlor, and Dammon yet she has no fics with the PC that showed up in my dataset; her only appearance is as part of a ship with Minthara. Ulder Ravenguard â a notable NPC from act 3 â never shows up at all, while Geraldus â a very minor NPC from act 3 â does. Rugan shows up but his boss Zarys never does. Neither does Roah Moonglow, who has a role in acts 1, 2, and 3 while Rugan only shows up in act 1. Araj Oblodra does not show up, but Sebastian does. Cal and Rolan show up in my dataset, but their sister Lia does not. Petras is the only vampire spawn to have over 5 of a pairing â Dalyria, who is present in all scenes where he is, does not. Alfira has the same presence in the story as Rolan (if anything, she has more), yet she shows up in less than a tenth as many fics. Vellioth, who never shows up at all, has 5 times as many fics as Viconia, who does.
The fandom has a definite trend for who gets written about, and itâs not women or Black people.
Iâm not writing this to try and shame or guilt anyone. I have a dear friend who absolutely adores Astarion, and fandom acquaintances who I respect that are deeply invested in Gale, Halsin, and Gortash. And I donât blame anyone for seeing a minor character and being intrigued enough by him to write fic. It makes sense that people are drawn to these characters â theyâre really well written characters with engaging storylines. But all of the main characters in BG3 are well written, and who fandom chooses to focus on and prioritize says things about whose stories, whose lives, we pay attention to and care about.
I donât expect this essay to change anything. Honestly, itâs mostly a primal scream of annoyance, broadcast to tumblr in hopes that other people who are annoyed by this phenomenon can find it. But itâs also a cold hard repudiation of any claim that the reason that women or Black people are underrepresented in fandom is solely due to the source material being lacking. BG3 proves that false.
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Stan Pines x AFAB!Reader Explicit | 2.8k words Tags: Gender-Neutral Reader, Reader wears a dress, Halloween Costumes, Trick-or-Treating, Sexual Roleplay, Cunnilingus, Praise Kink, Voice Kink, Stan is a Leg Man, Body Worship, Marking Kink, Reader Plays Bride of Frankenstein
In which body paint and Stan's mouth save the day (but ruin a perfectly good costume).
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Author's Note: Originally posted 2020 on AO3, but I wanted to give it a proper tumblr post. I'm very proud of this one except I didn't know how to end it and it shows lol
Thankfully, there are only a few things you and your boyfriend donât see eye-to-eye on. Stan takes his coffee black (old habit from the days of shoddy motels and a life on the run), while your own brew of choice is iced (lasts longer and doesnât get cold since it already is). He thinks itâs perfectly reasonable to scare a baby every now and then, and proceed to laugh in their pudgy little tear-streaked face. You? You told him heâd be the one bawling if you ever caught him pulling that in your periphery again.
Tonight, though? Tonight is the perfect example of just how good you two are together. Because tonight, you werenât scaring babies. Tonight, on Halloween, you were scaring kids. And that was worlds apart from wreaking havoc in the grocery store, which happened the majority of the remaining 363 days of the year.
Sure, Stan always goes all-out for his beloved Summerween, but October 31st is when his freak flag really flies. It makes sense--Â Fall brings less tourists than usual, and shorter daylight hours means fewer parents letting their kids come out to the woods to trick or treat, making every opportunity for a scare count.
With the Mystery Shack trading its typical kitsch for spooky ephemera-- fully decked out in giant spiderwebs, ghoulish figures, and angry jack-o-lanterns-- itâll truly be a dramatic sight to behold.
But, for all the elaborate planning, special effects to make the eyes pop out of his skull and the bolts on his neck to spark and smoke, Stan still manages to miss a few spots needing body paint.Â
âAlright, alright, I think yâgot it,â Franken-Stan fake-grumbles up at you from his seat in front of the full-length mirror.
âWill you relax? Youâre gonna sweat, and Iâll have to do your makeup all over again,â you scold, though your painted lips curl into a fond grin despite yourself.
Though the kids will start coming any minute, youâre set on completing the finishing touches, if for no other reason than to keep Stan from further grumbling later.
⊠And most certainly not because you also love the opportunity to dote, holding him close in ways heâd otherwise be too shy about. Not at all.
âAre you going to wear your glasses?â You ask, getting his ears nice and green with the sponge brush.
He gives it some thought. âAs much as it hurts the spook factor, I canât really scare anybody if I fall on my face.â
Another, final once-over at your work and youâre satisfied, stepping back and raising your arms in the air triumphantly to steal yourself for your best mad-scientist cackle. âMy creation! Itâs aliiiive!âÂ
Stan laughs, quickly standing and caging you with his arms against the wall. âDamn right. Alive as ever.â
You shoo both him and the remark away, looking over your white âdressâ (old sheet) to check for any green that may have made its way onto your costume. âI thought you were in a hurry, hmm? Thereâs no time for a touch-up. Now, be a good âhusbandâ and carry the train.â
Stanâs eyes roll as he lifts the gown, following your lead downstairs. âYes, honey.â
Trying very carefully not to trip, Stan helps you down the stairs. âI still think itâs dumb that The Bride of Frankenstein doesnât get a name, though. Sure, sheâs in it for all of three minutes, but she gets the movie named after her and doesnât even get a line?â
âNah, she just screams,â Stan laughs, dropping your dress as you meet the front door. âLike it hurts to exist.â He swings the door open and the both of you speak in unison.
âShe gets it.â
You share a small laughing fit at that, making your way outside into the crisp autumn air, giddy to begin the festivities. A few to last-minute adjustments and tech checks, and The Shack will be ready.
âSeriously though-- why canât she be, like, Victoria or something?â
Over by the skeleton crawling out from under the porch, Stan snorts. âVictoria? Why?â
You shrug. âWhy not?â
âTouche.â
Itâs finally the tail-end of the second hour, and youâre in position behind the semi-trapdoor mechanism on the porch, hidden behind a dark and stormy castle standee. Youâre high on the energy so far, after making some kids scream-squeal in delight. Although, you did manage to terrify a toddler on accident without even trying-- the poor thing burst into tears at the mere sight of you walking out normally from the porch.
Maybe it was the semi-realistic stitches on your flesh? Who knows. All thatâs clear is you felt awful, but Stan was very clearly amused-- and jealous, youâd wager.
But now that itâs past bedtime for most little ones, itâs time to up the ante with some added special effects-- and the fast-approaching gaggle of baby teens seem to be the first thatâll enjoy them.
Always on top of it, Stan lets out a Frankenstein-like groan, marching further from the end of the porch, arms raised in cheesy classic style. The kids stop in their tracks as he clears his throat roughly to give the spiel heâs practiced all night, an extra ~spooky~ lilt to his otherwise mostly-normal voice:
âFoolish humans! You daaaare demand gifts, when your hubris created me from cursed flesh, and your hatred ensured my demise?!â Heâs truly in his element as his neck bolts flicker for emphasis, making most of the middle schoolers jump and gasp.
The one at the front of the pack though, doesnât budge, instead holding their pumpkin bucket out with an overall look of disinterest. âYeah, duh. Trick-or-treat, old man. Hand over the candy.â
âRude little shit,â you frown, not even needing to see Stanâs face to know heâs going to enjoy this particular scare very much.
âHold it, kid, â Stan sneers, continuing his introduction, âif you want anything good to eat, youâll need to ask the most blood-curdling-- â
You flip the switch for the fog machine, and bellows of grey creep in around the Shack--
â--The most SPINE-TINGLING, repulsive monster of us all--!â
You quickly step on the nearby button, and lightning flashes across the house as thunder sounds--
â --MY WIFE! â
At his signal, your spring forward, eyes crazed as a horrendous banshee screech leaves your throat and white tendrils wave in the wind.
The rude kid screams-- and while Stan bursts out laughing and you smile evilly, you miss them reflexively reach into their bucket, pull something out, and chuck it right at you before scampering away.
With a dull thud, the projectile lands on your head with a muffled thud, sending you off balance and toppling off the platform in a second. You hear Stanâs barks at the hoodlum, but soon heâs up the porch at your side, just as surprised as you are.
âThe hell-- you alright, babe?â
Stan helps you up as you glance around for the offending object thatâs left your head and the arm that broke your fall aching. âI-- what the fuck was that?!â
A large, off-white sphere rolls along a groove in the deck, moved by your shifted weight. It hits the edge of your shoe, and you pick it up to find itâsâŠ
A popcorn ball.
A really fucking heavy, rock-hard popcorn ball.
With a splotch of white from your forehead smeared across it.
Stanâs bursts out laughing, though he doesnât let his supposedly helpful grip on your waist go. âWho the hell gave that thing out?? They mustâve been saving it for last century-- â
Itâs funny. Like, really funny. Comedy freaking gold.
But your head hurts and you fell, and shit, your wigâs messed upâŠ
Your own laughter breaks suddenly, and before you even know it youâre tearing up.
Franken-Stan blanches the soon as it hits him. âH-hey, sweetheart, Iâm sorry-- are you alright?â
The comforting hands on your shoulder, the concern in his voice breaks the dam, tears spilling out despite your mind knowing better, and wanting to continue laughing it off like you should-- like you want to.
âIâm fine Stan, Iâm fine, I-- Iâm sorry, I donât know why Iâm crying, I really donât,â you laugh, dabbing at your eyes with a bandage-covered hand. âThat was too perfect.â
âDonât apologize, that kidâs an asshole.â
âAn asshole with a hell of a pitch,â You laugh, finally meeting Stanâs eye.Â
âWanna go inside? Itâs gettinâ late anyway,â
âNo! No, are you kidding? We just got started with the lightning! Iâm fine, I promise--â
He raise an eyebrow skeptically.
âReally, I am. Iâm the most horrifying creature of them all, right?â
âHah! Sure are, sweet thing, sure are.â
âThen letâs get back to scaring. Iâll be ready to duck this time.â You laugh, elbowing Stan before getting back into place, and Stan follows.
11:27pm
There hasnât been a kid in nearly 30 minutes, and with another hour under your belt, the pair of you are content to turn in for the night for some movies and the Halloween goodie bags left behind by scared trick-or-treaters.
Flopping down on the bed, your tired body practically sings. âGoddd, that kid really got me good.â The hands on your face muffle your words, but Stan gets the idea.
Taking pity on you, he pulls up the nearby chair and starts unlacing one of your boots for you. âHappens in the line of duty sometimes. Shoulda seen what one fairy princess threw at me one year-- actually, I donât even wanna know what it was.â He jokes(?), tossing the shoe aside and beginning on the other.
âKnocked me down at the top of my gameâŠâ you mutter, twiddling with the end of a splayed-out strip of your garment.
âHey,â Stan drops the other boot to the floor with a thud, quickly peeling off the striped sock that lay underneath. âDonât forget, you scared the absolute shit out of that brat.â
You let out a hum, then chuckle. âTriggered his fight and flight.â
"Exactly,â he replies definitely, sling-shotting the second sock in the air. It lands on your chest, but you quickly toss it over to nowhere in particular.
âI donât know if I can even get back up. Just let me die here,â you groan, only half-joking as the strenuous activities of the day catch up to you. âIâll be a corpse for next Halloween.â
âWell, yer already halfway there in that getup,â Stan shrugs off the jacket of his costume and lets it fall on the chair. A glance across your form reminds him of the âboltsâ attached to his neck, which he peels off with a wince. âAnd Iâm not far behind ya.â
âIâll be lucky if I look this good when Iâm dead,â you laugh, adjusting to get more comfortable and fully prepared to just pass out, wig and all.
Stanâs eye catches on the bare skin of your leg thatâs revealed when you shift, the stark white of your gown falling to the side as it bends at the knee and the other still hangs off the bed uselessly. He hums, appreciative of the sensual view of you before him: limbs draped out, black eye makeup smudged...
Your eyes fly open at the feeling of Stanâs large hand on your knee, and youâre met with a familiar mischievous grin on Stanâs still-green face. âMmm, youâre already bewitching, babe.âÂ
That look always manages to send a pang through your gut. âOh, stop itâŠâ
This wasnât exactly how youâd imagined the night ending, but donât mind all that much if itâs headed where you think itâs headed.
ââM serious,â Stan chuckles. âYer right about The Bride too⊠never appreciated enough,â His thumb rubs a circle on the soft flesh on the inside of your knee, and you canât help but sigh at the nice pressure.Â
Your stomach nearly flips when he slides to his own knees, grip moving down your calf and lifting your leg to place a playful kiss to your ankle. His name falls from your lips in a whine, equal parts warning and pleading, for exactly what you canât decide. Youâre answered nonetheless by another peck just above the previous, then another with the slightest bit of teeth that makes you gasp and prop up onto your elbows.
The sight is absolutely ridiculous -- Frankensteinâs monster himself between your legs, smiling dumbly as he nips at the neglected one before he pushes excessive fabric up and off to reveal more of your form. âStan, we-- oh my god--â
Itâs when he pulls you forward on the bed that you see it: the splotches of deep green coloring the trail Stan is continuing up your thigh with a knowing look.
You laugh at first, starting to push him away so you can properly remove your dress, but he tuts, gripping your hips instead and curling an arm around your thigh, slinging it over his shoulder with an in-character groan: "You go nowhere.
Youâre torn between teasing him about the fact that heâs really roleplaying as fucking Frankenstein right now, and the shudder that rolls through you as Stan noses your center through the cotton, saying: âMine .â
âOh,â is all you manage to say when his mouth meets between your thighs, teasing your folds through the fabric with a brazen tongue. You let yourself go then, leaning into the anticipation as after a moment Stan tugs the garment down and off, though it catches on your foot and is left dangling there uselessly.
âYouâll be screaminâ for me, donât you worry,â he says, breath ghosting over your core before fully tucking in.
Thereâs no energy left in you to scream, but the needy whimpers and moans that escape as he ushers you up towards pleasure are melodic, a siren song that urges Stan to keep delving into your cunt, to hold your thighs open with a possessive grip.
âF-fuck,â you cry, reaching down and threading your fingers through his mop of black-sprayed hair between your legs. He groans mid-lap at your clit, and you gasp as his hands join in on the ministrations, caressing and petting from your hips to your stomach.
Itâs when he starts sucking that you start to really writhe, tugging roughly at his locks to push him deeper. He slurps your arousal right up, the sound mortifying yet helping thrust you closer to the fast-approaching peak.
âCâmon, honey,â Stan says, thumb maintaining a rhythm on your clit. âCome for me, darling.â
The foreign pet name does it, sending a rolling orgasm that hits you in waves, crying out Stanâs name and other sweet nothings before going limp.
After a moment he sits back, more than proud as he wipes his mouth and watches you twitch and moan through the lingering pulses.
âWow-- what was that all about?â You manage to pant out, made curious again as Stan stands suddenly, walking over to the mirror on the far-side of the room.
âCheck it out,â he says, bringing the mirror to the edge of the bed and leaning against it with a self-satisfied grin.
Sitting up, your reflection stares back at you, wide-eyed and glowing-- with a prominent mess of green smeared along your skin, practically outlining each and every touch that made you come undone. A few complete hand prints are even visible, on the backs of your knees, on your hip-- even a comically clear outline against the stark white of your covered chest.
Your face burns hot as you canât help but laugh in disbelief, both at what you see and the unexpected thrill of it; itâs delightful, and silly, and sexy, and overall just an image you think wonât leave your head for a while.
Stan chuckles at your reaction, pleased. âSâa good look on ya-- damn near electrifyinâ , some might say.â
âCome here,â you ask, arms out to beckon him forward. He does, and you donât miss the prominent bulge in his trousers as he walks over.
Pulling him down by his shirt, you lock him into an appreciative kiss, raking your nails across his scalp and practically pulling him on top of you to continue the makeout, bed size be damned.
Needing air, you finally break away, glancing back at the mirror to see green now decorating your mouth and cheeks. âYouâd missed a spot,â you inform Stan, pointing to the new addition to your face.
He hums, ducking down to nip at your neck and clavicle, painting them just the same. âCould think of a few more spots needinâ a touch-up,â he growls, rolling his hips.
Snaking your hand into the band of his pants, Stan lets out another groan at your touch and when you say lightly into his ear:
âLooks like you could use some white with that green, hmm?â
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Warning Signal (jww) TEASER
Two targets you need to figure out, alongside the one person you most despise, and zero mistakes allowed.
As the lives of your targets get more and more intertwined, and your plan gets more complicated, memories of the past and feelings you thought you could put aside threaten to ruin the mission.
pairing: criminal!wonwoo x criminal!reader
w.c: 915 (for the teaser), full work will be over 20k
release date: tbd
genre: exes to partners in crime to lovers, violence, angst, smut (not in the teaser)
content warnings (for the full work): vague descriptions of what their "job" actually is, criminal acts, stalking, spying, invasion of privacy, use of fake names, fake identities, stealing (both reader and wonwoo do all of the above), mentions of guns, fight scenes, blood, murder, death (not the main characters) | the story will contain flashbacks written in cursive (such as this teaser)
note: this is very different from what i've been posting so far, but i had a dream about a similar story and couldn't get it out of my mind.
on that note, i'm not sure when i'll be able to finish this bc it's taking a lot of time to make sure everything makes sense and for the relationship to be fully fleshed out. it might be done by january (that sounds so weird to say omg)
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âThe bit is over Wonwoo, go home.â
âLetâs just work together, one last time.â His voice reaches closer and closer from behind you until you stop walking and force yourself to face him.Â
âNot only do I not need your help, I especially donât want it.âÂ
âLook, Iâm not asking you to forgive me, justââ He appears to have regretted what he was about to say, and you donât wait for him to gather his thoughts.Â
âJust what? Understand it? Weâre way past that donât you think?âÂ
âWeâre good together,â your brain glitches with astonishment before he corrects himself, âWe always worked better when we did these jobs together, you know that.âÂ
âYou have some serious nerve, after last time, the least I should do it rat you out right this second.âÂ
âYou wouldnât do that, itâs not your style.âÂ
âTo fuck over my partners? No, thatâs yours.âÂ
He's trying to charm his way into your life again, like the past few months could disappear at the flash of a smile, and you'll be damned if you let him. Â
âLetâs just see it as a mere trade of information, nothing more.â Neither his voice nor his expression suggests that heâs trying to deceive you, and you hate that you're even considering his offer. Â
âAnd I wouldnât have to see your face ever again after?âÂ
âThat would be your loss, but sure. One last job and weâd be done.âÂ
âAre you being serious?âÂ
Itâs hard to trust him. No matter how much he insists itâs his only goal. But itâs true that whatever knowledge he collected on that dude would save you a lot of time and resources, and you have to do this job well to prove yourself to your boss.Â
âDead serious. I promise.âÂ
A year beforeâŠÂ
The waitress, with purple bags under her eyes and bleach blonde hair tied up in a bun on the edge of falling undone, sighed on the way to tell the same client, for the fourth time in two hours, that it was prohibited to smoke inside the establishment. You saw that man doing countless other illegal things while sitting on that same dark booth the entire night, but the bar drew the line at smoking indoors.Â
He huffed at her but ultimately put the cigarette out against the wood table. There were fewer and fewer people the more the time passed, and soon enough, it was going to be too suspicious for you to still be there. You couldnât be the only customer left in the bar when he left, but the person he was still waiting for was the key to all this, and you couldnât leave without that information.Â
An â80s country song started playing on the radio, and the man started tapping his fingers against the table, following the rhythm of the classic. It was almost serene, the way he relaxed at the sound of the familiar tune, but the night started to feel more and more like a waste of time. Whatever the deal was with the person who wasnât showing up, it was clearly not happening.Â
âCan I buy you a drink?â A familiar figure sat in front of you at the secluded booth you kidnapped for the whole night. But the smile that appeared on your face at him quickly dissipated.Â
âYou shouldnât be here. Itâs too empty.â Besides the staff, you and the old man, there were only three people inside the dusty bar at that time, all alone, too drunk and on the brink of leaving. It was almost impossible not to stand out in that crowd.Â
âDonât worry, I called in a few favors.â Just as Wonwoo finished his sentence, a group of at least ten men, talking loudly and in the mood to celebrate something, walked into the tiny bar, disrupting the serenity but providing you with much needed cover.Â
âYouâre so... resourceful.â Your words mixed with a giggle as the atmosphere changed from calm and musty to a playful bachelor-esque party inside the bar. âHow did you know I was here?âÂ
âI always know where you are, baby.â A chill climbed up your spine at his teasing smile. âAnd also, I was waiting for a guy to show up here. Heâs supposed to be meeting someone.âÂ
The loud laugh that escaped you almost beat the drunk shouting of the bachelors in volume. It was easy to connect the dots, and it also wasnât the first time something like this had happened.Â
âYou know something I donât?â Wonwooâs eyes didnât stray away from the smile on your lips.Â
You just giggled as your eyes darted towards the sketchy old man, who was back to smoking, seeing that the staffâs attention was focused on the new customers. You could feel Wonwooâs gaze stay on you for a second before following yours, and the realization hit him quickly, the years of working together serving their purpose.Â
âYours?â The amusement in his voice made you nod eagerly, sipping on the mocktail that had been sitting untouched on the table for over an hour. âItâs been a while.âÂ
This job, the thing that you do for a living, got lonely every now and then. Doing everything on your own, not being able to share it with the people closest to you, can take a toll on anyone, no matter how detached they're able to get. So, when you got a chance to work with the one you love, you were for sure gonna take it.Â
âI know, itâs gonna be fun.â Â
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Books talk to each other. Mostly because practically every writer is also a voracious reader, but also because books arise out of times and places and we share a lot of our worlds these days. So itâs unsurprising that several novels I have hugely enjoyed over the past few years share the theme of the antiheroine who is past all giving of the fucks. Naomi Novikâs powerful dark sorceress kept on her own tight leash in the Scholomance books was a joy to follow; Xiran Jay Zhaoâs Iron Widow slashed her way into my heart and now Sarah Rees Brennanâs Long Live Evil has added to a list of beloved antiheroines that probably started for me with Becky Sharp in Vanity Fair.
Coincidentally, when considering how to describe Long Live Evil without significant spoilers, I realised that it shared several major themes with Vanity Fair. Young woman unfairly treated by fate decides to embrace her slut era to survive a war zone â both very accurate and wildly inaccurate for both. LLE opens with main character Rae in a hospital bed, teasing her sister about a book series they both adore. Rae is taking refuge in the story they have shared over years because it is one of the few things they have left: she is losing her fight against cancer and has been losing parts of her life, family and memory as that fight has progressed.
My personal hospital experiences have all been to do with major traumas rather than illness, which I vastly prefer because if you donât die in the first couple of days, you usually start mending and you can immediately make plans to make the best of whatever youâve broken. Rees Brennan, however, famously wrote a very funny, very horrible, âKids, you wonât believe what shenanigans your girlâs been up to now, itâs only stage four Hodgkins lymphoma!â post on her Tumblr or LJ (someone who has been hit in the head with taxis fewer times than me will doubtless factcheck that in the notes) about seven or eight years ago and then faced the very serious business of trying to live. The hospital scenes are painfully authentic, as are the stories of people who have left Rae as she slipped further out of everyday life.
For Rees Brennan, a loving family and peer group were there to hold her as close as they could. For Rae, only her beloved little sister, Alice, and Time of Iron, their favourite fantasy series, remain. They read the books together, remember adventures cosplaying and watching the musical, they wonder about the final instalment; for Rae itâs a joy she can still share (even if she doesnât remember as much as she should), for Alice, itâs her two greatest loves. When a strange woman offers a door into the world of the book and a possible magical cure to Rae, she wants it as much as she disbelieves it.
Stepping into Eyam, the land of Time of Iron, Rae finds herself in the body of a villain doomed to die the next day. No worries! Sheâs thought and fought her way out of worse scraps than this in her past as a head cheerleader, let alone while battling cancer. She can use her knowledge of the plot to change things! If only she remembered more of the booksâŠ
Portal fantasies are common enough, but not all play by the same rules. This isnât Narnia, where the magical world is more real than our own, for Rae, the world of the book is nothing more a tool to get her hands on the cure. She doesnât need to care about any of these people, theyâre not real. Most of them speak in a formal language that relies on the conventions of fantasy literature (there is an ongoing, warm-hearted skewering of all Game of Thrones-esque texts running through both the story and the in-text âquotesâ from Time of Iron) and half the characters are known more by their descriptions rather than their names. So she will play the Beauty Dipped in Blood, with her questionable morals, impractical clothes and centre-of-balance-distorting boobs for the weeks that will pass until the cure is available. Whoever she has to shuffle in the plot to secure a place beside that cure, she will shuffle. While sheâs not out to kill anyone, itâs not as though they were ever really alive. Not like her. If she has to be the villain to survive, she will be an impeccable one. The people will cheer evil on!
Obviously, little goes to plan. Raeâs illness has taught her cruelty, but she hasnât forgotten what it is to be kind. Even as she manipulates her role into ongoing main character, she realises thatâs not how anyone gets a happy ending. Thatâs not how she can live with herself. As she comes to think of the other people in the story as real, they become more so, both in how we read them and in how they impact the story. Rae remembers what it is like to make friends, which she never meant to, but, oh, the luxury after years of watching people slip away!
As in previous novel In Other Lands, Rees Brennan has a long list of fantasy tropes to embrace and undermine, and her deft touch with humour is as evident as ever here, but her publishers call this her first adult novel and there is a shift in tone from her previous works. Anger is more real and lasting. Consequences are more significant. Understanding is reached for, even if itâs bitter. One of my favourite things is that she lets her female characters rage, but never judges those who canât, whether because theyâre too powerless or just too tired, and her male characters are allowed to be people if they choose to be â which all but the most vainglorious do.
I hadnât paid much attention beyond checking the release date for the book, so didnât realise it was the first in a series. For me, it worked perfectly as a standalone novel, even with the unended threads, which would have perfectly balanced Raeâs unfinished life. That said, I am very happy to know we will spend more time with these characters in the future. I want more. I do want to know if there is a hope for Rae, if this is the fever dream of a fading life, if this is the story Alice has told to ease her sister from the world or something else. There are a dozen characters I hope for, at least three happy endings that would bring joy. But donât wait for the next books: sink your teeth into this one and believe what it says about the importance of listening to stories rather than just falling in love with characters. Though if you find yourself cheering on Rae, or her servant Emer, the elusive Eric, Horrible Hortensia or almost any of the others, I am the last person who will judge you.
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Winter's Farewell
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Cregan Stark x wife!reader
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angst, character death
Notes: this is the first time Iâm posting my writings somewhere so I hope you enjoy it! (also english isnât my first language so if somethingâs wrong please let me know)
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826
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The chill wind howled through the ancient walls of Winterfell as Cregan Stark stood atop the battlements, his grey eyes scanning the vast expanse of the Wolfswood. Snowflakes swirled around him, and the bitter cold bit through his thick fur cloak, but the Warden of the North stood resolute. Winter had come, and with it, whispers of war and treachery.
It was during these long, dark winters that the strength of the North was truly tested. Cregan knew that well. His ancestors had endured countless hardships, and now it was his turn to safeguard his people. He had always known this day would come, but the weight of responsibility was heavier than he had imagined.
"My lord," came a voice from behind him. Cregan turned to see his trusted advisor, Maester Harrold, approaching. The maester's grey robes blended with the snow, making him seem almost a specter in the wintry landscape.
"Maester," Cregan acknowledged, his voice a low rumble. "What news?"
"The ravens bring dire tidings from the south," Maester Harrold said, his breath misting in the frigid air. "Lord Borros Baratheon has called his banners. War is upon us."
Cregan's jaw tightened. The Baratheons were formidable foes, but the North had faced worse. "We will answer," he said simply. "Send word to the bannermen. Winterfell will stand as it always has."
Maester Harrold bowed and retreated, leaving Cregan alone with his thoughts once more. He turned his gaze back to the forest, the ancient trees standing tall and unyielding, a reflection of his own resolve. The Starks had ruled the North for thousands of years, their blood intertwined with the very land itself. He would not be the one to see that legacy undone.
As he descended the stone steps of the Great Keep, Cregan's mind wandered to his family. You awaited him in your chambers, your child nestled safely in your arms. The thought of you brought a rare smile to his lips. You were his heart, his reason for fighting.
Entering the warm hall, he found you seated by the hearth, your hair falling in waves around your shoulders. You looked up as he approached, your eyes filled with a mixture of worry and determination.
"Cregan," you said softly, "I heard the news."
He knelt beside you, taking your hand in his. "War is coming, but we will endure. We always do."
Your grip tightened on his hand. "Promise me you'll come back to us."
He cupped your face in his hand, his thumb brushing away a stray tear. "I promise," he whispered, though he knew it was a promise he might not be able to keep.
That night, as the fires burned bright and the winds howled outside, Cregan held you and your child close, vowing to protect you with every ounce of his strength. Winter was harsh and unyielding, but so was he. The North would not falter, not while there was still a Stark in Winterfell.
In the days that followed, the banners of the North were raised, and Cregan led his men south to face the coming storm. The fields of the Riverlands would be painted red with the blood of the fallen, but through it all, Cregan remained steadfast. He was the Wolf of Winterfell, and he would fight for his home, his family, and the North itself.
Weeks turned into months, and the letters you received from Cregan grew fewer and farther between. The last raven brought news of a great battle, one that had cost many lives. The fear you had held at bay began to gnaw at your heart, a cold dread that matched the winter outside.
One bleak morning, as the first light of dawn struggled to pierce through the heavy clouds, a lone rider approached Winterfell. You stood on the battlements, watching as the rider dismounted and approached the gates. It was Maester Harrold who met him, and the grave look on his face as he read the missive told you everything before words were spoken.
Cregan was gone.
You sank to your knees, the world blurring around you. The tears came silently, freezing on your cheeks as they fell. Your heart ached with a pain deeper than the coldest winter, a wound that would never heal. He had promised to return, but war had taken him from you, leaving only memories and a legacy of duty and honor.
In the days that followed, Winterfell mourned its lord. The North remembered its fallen, but you remembered the man who had held you close, who had vowed to protect you. The man who had faced the storm with unyielding strength, only to be claimed by it in the end.
As the snow continued to fall, you whispered a final farewell to the wind, hoping somehow it would reach him. The North would endure, but your heart would forever carry the weight of his absence.
For winter had come, and with it, an endless sorrow.
#cregan stark#cregan x reader#cregan x you#house of the dragon#hotd season 2#asoiaf#angst#house stark#hotd x reader#cregan fanfiction
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Hiiiiiii. Episode 25/26 lawlight analysis rant thingy here. I don't know how to write an intro for this so let's just get to it LOL
I think one of the reasons that the rain/foot scenes stick out so much (the. Sheer insanity of a Foot Massage Scene in an anime revolving around two guys trying to kill each other aside đ) is the fact that the anime specifically suffers a bit in terms of adapting a few of the "emotional" moments in death note.
And I don't mean "emotionally impactful" exactly. For example I think the adaptations of scenes like Raye and Naomi's deaths were very impactful and the atmospheres of their final scenes were great, but I mean more from a characterization standpoint (if that makes sense). Being more focused on mind and logic games, Death Note as a whole isn't as invested in individual characters' deeper feelings as it is in its action (which isn't necessarily a criticism per say, it's simply part of the nature of a mystery thriller series). But just because they're fewer and farther between doesn't mean there are none at all. In the manga we do get to see, for example, how much Light actually cared for his family and especially Sayu, and how he actually felt more conflicted and suffered lack of sleep/appetite when he first used the Death Note.
The anime specifically as an adaptation is pretty good at adapting the main mind fuckery and action of Death Note, but its lacking in properly adapting scenes like the ones I mentioned above is a criticism I see somewhat often, and it's pretty fair imo. Compared to all the other adaptations, it certainly seems to fall short on an emotional level: the musical has entire songs going in depth about the characters feelings and relationships, the 2015 jdrama is. Insane and has its emotional moments in spades (because it's a TV drama, which are more focused on portraying emotional conflict and the like), even the 2006 movies has its emotional beats and L Change the WorLd is. Well. Oh Man.
Anime Light to a lot of people is like. Light but he's "already evil" (which I have my own thoughts on but I digress). Light but after using the Death Note for like 2 minutes he's already like "fuck yeah time to kill criminals". Basically the anime doesn't take as much time to delve into his less cynical sides or really delve into his already vague and harder to decipher feelings in general, he is noticeably colder from the get-go here, etc.
But that's part of why I think episode 25 manages to stand out so much tonally (apart from it being, y'know, the episode L literally Dies). I love the episode so much and could probably rant for hours about how much I love the artistic choices made in it but what I'm trying to get at here is that it's one of the very few moments where the show tries to go deeper into specific character's emotions, and one of the very few moments where the show Attempts (emphasis on "attempts" because, well, you'll see in a bit) to get more in-depth into Light's feelings apart from his cynicism/apathy/justice. ness.
L in these two scenes in episode 25 is, well, pretty damn open about how he feels. It's usually interpreted as him knowing that he's going to die, and you can see it. He visibly looks/sounds lost, somber, etc. He never really had much to hide around Light to begin with (since he doesn't really care about hiding himself the same way Light does) but especially not now and it Shows, and I personally thought it was pretty cool to delve into his thoughts/show how he feels this way. The somberness can be felt throughout the entire scene, even people who don't already know the plot of Death Note from the manga could probably tell that he's about to die.
In the manga, once L starts suspecting Misa again and Rem realizes what Light is trying to do, it goes straight to Watari and L's deaths, but the anime instead gives a distinct and unexpected pause in the middle of this where L contemplates his own death. It's fucking great, and the shift from straight action to slower emotional weight makes these scenes stand out a lot, since, like I said, the show usually focuses more on the former. But it's kind of ironic, too.
Not only does the anime open up L's feelings more in these scenes, but it also tries to dig deeper into Light's feelings as well through L. And it's really funny honestly because while, yes, these are the more "emotionally open" scenes of the anime Light still manages to be Incredibly avoidant and contribute almost nothing to the entire ordeal.
L is visibly upset -> "Yeah Ryuzaki, you're not making any sense at all" (Not addressing the obvious conflict from L)
"Tell me, Light. From the moment you were born, has there ever been a point where you've actually told the truth?" -> "[The most stale, over-explained, avoidant answer to a "yes/no" question that you could ever hear + blatant attempts to reframe the question]"
(L's half-smile here kills me) "I had a feeling you'd say something like that" -> [Nothing]
"I'm sorry" -> [Nothing]
"It'll be lonely won't it? You and I will be parting ways soon" -> [Nothing]
^ From this point Light continues to say literally Nothing for the rest of the scene. I'm not even joking, from then on the rest of Light's voicelines are reduced to nothing but vague noises of confusion.
Everytime L calls Light out as a person ("Has there ever been a point where you've actually told the truth?" / "I had a feeling you'd say something like that." / "Won't it be lonely?") he doesn't actually acknowledge anything. Out of those three lines, he only answers verbally to if he's ever told the truth, and even then it's the most blatantly people-pleasing answer ever, as it usually is with Light. And I don't think it's because Light just. Doesn't care about any of what L's saying at all, or that he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about (questioning Light's authenticity as a person, saying it would be lonely when they part), instead he's choosing not to acknowledge any of what this means about himself or him and L at all. He's like a fucking wall.
And like, for the truth question in particular, the show makes sure that you know it's not something that Light just. Doesn't care enough about to answer. The hard cuts to silence are a very rare but extremely effective way that the show conveys an extremely important moment (see: Light regaining his memories, Matsuda noticing Light opening the warehouse door before he escapes (not as much of a "direct" cut to silence but still)), and cuts to multiple angles/framings/zooms of the exact same shot are also used for the same purpose (see: Light hugging Misa when she was crying, Matsuda aiming his gun to shoot Light, Light regaining his memories Again). Just like the scene where Light gets his memories back, the moment L's question finishes the show utilizes both. That question cut Deep. There's is a solid Almost 5 seconds of silence before the sound of the rain gradually starts fading back in, and honestly that should be telling enough as is (but of course Light doesn't actually admit that. Or anything at all really, so). Oh also another fun detail! We do not see Light's face At All (except for the shot where you can see his mouth moving but not his eyes), for the Entire time that he's going on his spiel to L. We Will Be Revisiting This Later, by the way. This is not, in fact, the first time you're going to see this detail from Light.
The only sort of reciprocation that we see from Light during Any of these two scenes is when Light dries L's hair while L dries his feet. Biblical meanings/references aside it's interesting because it's the only time he directly does anything "for" L in these scenes, but even then he doesn't try to pass it off as anything meaningful really the same way L does ("You're still soaked", a purely neutral and factual statement. It doesn't Add Anything compared to L's. Sin atonement loneliness grieving stuff. While Light is showing his own reciprocation to this more personal moment he also tries to keep it impersonal enough that it doesn't actually have to mean anything deep). And when L says "I'm sorry" after he once again gets no response from Light. It's also after this that L gets that pained look on his face, like he knows that at this point he's not actually going to get anything meaningful from Light (again, very significant and rare from L in the show. We've seen him in distress (see: when Ukita died, hell, when Watari dies), but even then he mostly manages to keep his usually neutral expression), we never see him "look sad" like he does here):
I just think it's interesting that this is one of the few scenes in this particular adaptation of Death Note where they try to open up the character's thoughts/feeling (especially considering the fact that they. lowkey blunder in adaptations of original scenes from the manga), and L himself is being rather open (not that he ever really tries to hide what he thinks nearly as much as Light), and yet all Light contributes to it in return is like. Actually nothing. Bro fumbled it. There is no resolution to any of this, to any of what L asks at all, to any of the many opportunities for a meaningful conversation, and the only thing even relatively close to an answer that you can get from Light is what you can infer from how he acts in the episode after L dies, where he's just going through the motions, but hardly acting as if he's actually living at all.
(Honestly I think the transition from this scene with the taskforce to the subsequent scene with Misa says enough on its own. Light's expressions and tone says everything:)
(Oh sidenote but. This shit again:
"Light, this is our first date in forever. can't you enjoy yourself a little more?" ('Why don't you seem happy? We can finally be together since L is dead') -> No response, Light instead changing the topic to him wanting to move in with Misa without changing his mannerisms at all
Also there's that one detail again. You pretty much don't see Light's expression when he speaks here at all, except for one shot of his eyes, which is quite literally the exact same shot they used when he "saw" L, just altered for the new setting. You have No idea what he looks like when he's responding to Misa, although it's probably fair to assume that it's the same empty stare he has for the whole Two Shots where you can clearly see his whole expression in the entire scene.
Something something Light Yagami bad at feelings I think you get the point though)
I guess Light's Kind of showing what he's feeling now? He'll admit to himself that it's boring without L, but no more than that. Light never actually admits to anything "significant", and L's dead already anyway, so what would that even do?
And then we get, uh. Basically nothing from Light. For the next 5 Years. Except that he joined the NPA, so, uh, yay? Good job, Light you totally nailed it! Thank you for allowing us as an audience to delve deeper into your inner thoughts and feelings as a character so we can find out more about you as a person! Very helpful! Thank you for not sabotaging one of your few dedicated opportunities to look into yourself as a person and reflect on your relationships with others and being 100% honest with yourself! We stay winning guys.
Anyway, this got way too long for a scene that's over a decade old, and I've probably just said everything that everyone else has already said in this fandom before. But unfortunately this has been living in my head for way too long and I must scream. I just think this episode's neat is all :)
tl;dr Part of the reason why the rain/foot scene (tbh episode 25 in General) stands out so much is because the Death Note anime specifically was a bit robbed in terms of its more emotional character moments compared to the other medias, which makes more somber/introspective scenes like the ones in episode 25 stand out a Lot in comparison. But it's also incredibly ironic because it's one of the few moments where the show (or specifically L) tries to look deeper into Light's character, but because he is so avoidant for the entire duration of these two scenes he adds basically nothing at all. It's almost funny. Mostly sad. It's also very gay. Aand post
Okay actually nevermind one more thing I talked about how the jdrama is supposed to be more emotionally in-depth because it is a TV Drama and just for the record, same thing happens there! I could probably do an entire analysis of the Blue Scene in this context like I did with episode 25 but I'd literally be here forever, so uh, just take this iconic line as my main example:
Same Thing. L's statement "I wish we could have met some other way" is personal. It's his own wish, his own regret that he is expressing to Light. While Light's reply obviously has that same regret implied it's also phrased in a specifically impersonal way. It's closed off. "This is the only way we could have met" it closes off the topic and simply renders L's wish as ultimately futile. Light does not say that he Also wishes he could have met L a different way even if it was likely impossible, instead it's a cold statement of cynical fact.
Idk just. Something something L being able and Willing to be more openly sentimental/emotionally open towards Light/about Light vs. Light's inability to be honest with anyone including himself and his own nature preventing any form of meaningful reciprocation. Something something self-sabotage, y'know the drill. God don't even get me Started on how sincere L's tone is when he says "It'll be lonely won't it?"(at least in the eng dub) in the anime I could talk about his tone in that scene for ages. Also yes all of this relates to L Change the WorLd too by the way. Don't ask how it just does okay.
I do think that scenes like these (rain/foot scene, The Blue Scene. Uh. L Change the WorLd The Novel Adaptation) show, at least in those adaptations, that L does genuinely care for Light, and show that he values him as a friend not just in the mindgame-equal sense but also just like, a more sincere sense you know. Idk if that made any sense and that's a whole other topic for another day but you guys just have to believe me on this one alright please please believe me buries head in hands. Okay post over finally thanks for coming to my tedtalk hope you enjoyed my very-unnecessarily long analysis of the week
#death note#dn#light yagami#l lawliet#lawlight#death note anime#coda analyzes stuff#sorry this is all very scattered and probably doesn't make sense i wrote this on a whim one day and then the post had a mind of its own#this was originally gonna be shorter but then light yagami (derogatory) happened#it was so difficult to avoid going on 27450438 different tangents i love this series btw#you know my post about LCtW parallels with Light post L's death. yeah pretend i copy pasted that whole analysis here too#it also applies and is very relevant#death note multiverse my beloved i will love you forever#i just ran this through a word counter 1K+ word rant about these scenes. in 2024. God i'm Cooked#^ LMAOOOOOOOO (laughs in ~2.5K wordcount weeks later at the time of finally finishing writing this) god I Hate it here#also sorry i havent been posting a lot of art lately i'm busy and i've decided to save up all my Art Energy for lawlight week#so i've just been finishing off and posting analysis that have been floating in my drafts.lawlight stp au parallels/notes are probably next#sorry not sorry </3
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Winter's King 25
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Summary: You are a maid to the Duke of Debray, a lord of the Summer Kingdom. That is, until the king of Winter appears with his particular air of coldness. (Medieval AU)
Characters: Geralt of Rivia
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The queen snores in her bed. At last, peaceful. You leave her as she is, piled in bedclothes amid the glow of the low-burning fire. You emerge into the corridor, silent, and the door drags closed with a scrape at your cautious pull. The shadow by the pillar shifts. Â
You glance over at the guard. Gilles has been relieved of his watch and another man stands in his place. You think you recognise him. He mustâve been one of those which helped the queen seize your cart. The road feels so very long ago and yet there is still much ahead of you.Â
âHold,â the guard warns and gives a whistle, the noise echoing along the high ceilings. Â
Thereâs scuffling further down and you turn to face another silhouette, this one slender and lithe like a wraith. Ezme steps into the light of a lamp and stare at you placidly. She beckons with a hand.Â
âCome, maid, I will show you your quarters,â she says.Â
You bow your head and go to her. It is unusual you wouldnât be left to find your way to the servants wing yourself, likely near the kitchens, and yet you are much too weary to question any of it. She turns and you walk at her side. The promise of sleep, even if only a little, has you aching to recline.Â
The corridors are quiet but for the soft pad of your footsteps. Fewer lamps light the way than in the daytime and the path grows black. You follow the stirring of the women next to you as she carries on. She touches your arm to stop you, nudging you to the right. You wait and listen as she lifts a latch, the metallic noise cutting through the din, and hinges creak loudly.Â
She guides you into the dark chamber by your wrist. It is lit only by moonlight and a brazier burning at the foot of a broad bed. The door clanks shut and you shiver. Ezme moves around you, her skirts brushing your own, and she goes to the low mattress. You squint, these are not servantsâ rooms. The bed frame, the brazier, the space swathed in darkness; more often, bodies crowded over bags of hay or on the scant tatters of blankets.Â
âYou will sleep here,â she says softly, âwith me. You will be safe.âÂ
âSafe? From what?â You croak and rub your cheeks as they burn with fatigue.Â
âNeed you ask,â she replies knowingly, âit is much too late for those questions. Come, lay, the morning will be upon us swiftly.âÂ
You donât argue. She is right. You go to bed and remove your apron and cap. You fold them and put them to the foot of the mattress. She moves a dark square over the blankets towards you. You pause and reach to touch the obscured shape as the dim light offers only vague outline. Itâs soft, furry. You feel around and find the familiar rough patch sewn into the lining. Itâs the kingâs cloak.Â
âYou will want to keep that close,â she says, âthe soldier made certain to leave it for you.âÂ
âBryce?â You wonder aloud, âis he your friend?âÂ
âHe is a familiar face,â she shrugs and pulls her dress over her head. âThe Lord of the Castle likes him well enough.âÂ
You shift the cloak over your apron and strip off your outer layer, standing only in your shift. You mirror the maid across from you and slip beneath the thick blankets. A sigh escapes you as your muscles finally release the tension of the day. She is still on her back as you lay upon your side, staring at the low flicker of the brazier against the wall.Â
Curiosity nips at your exhaustion. How does a servant come upon a room like this? Is it simply at your expense? For whatever reason Bryce has bid her to keep you close. Certainly, the old soldier is overly cautious.Â
Your eyes close before you can think very much on the unexpected resting spot. The day has been turbulent and full of many surprises. You only dread those that await you on the morrow.Â
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Ezme wakes you from a heavy slumber. You both dress in the morning hue, rinsing from a basin before you face another day. You leave the cloak on the assurance it will be waiting for you. A thought glimmers of what the king might think should it go missing. Would he blame you?Â
You emerge and part from your nocturnal companion. You procede to the queenâs chambers to find them open and the corridor a titter. A pair of servants, themselves dozy, carry one of her chests through as her shrill cry careens through. You approach as the steadfast guard with the fiery hair watches you with narrow eyes. Â
You peer within and find the Queen Jazlene digging through the contents, tossing fabrics without a care, in a desperate search. You are stunned to find her awake with the sunrise but not disheartened. It might be a good omen.Â
"Where is it?" She throws her hands up and scowls as her eyes skim around, "you," she points in your direction, "where is my blue dress? The one with the silver lace? It must be here!"Â
"Your highness, perhaps another chest," you step inside.Â
"You did remember to pack it, didn't you?" She accuses as she stands, "I did bid it."Â
"Yes, your highness," you affirm, though it was Merinda who would've taken the order. "Shall I go look in the luggage?"Â
"Oh, yes, you shall," she struts toward you, "I will not be dressed as some northern wench for the banquet."Â
Banquet? You withhold your curiosity and bow your head. You have a task and it is always better to tend to it without question.Â
You spin and hurry from the room. You nearly collide with another servant, a tray in their hands. Another chore you needn't attend. You press on and find your way through the kitchens to the rear of the castle. Â
The luggage remains mostly in the stables which entails a venture into the wintry without. You mourn the cloak upon the foot of the bed but it would be worse to flaunt the king's patch so heedlessly. You tuck your hands into your sleeves and put your chin down before you push through, the door resisting your strength as the wind blows against it.Â
You stagger through and the heavy wood slams just as quickly as you clear its breadth. The gales are strong but the snow has relented. You see dark bodies speckled amid the white as powder dusts up in heaps. The servants work to clear away the thick piles and make pathways around the castle's yard.Â
You cross to the stables and delve into the stink of horses and hay. The beast nicker and neigh as you pass as others doze without notice. You find the luggage, chests still upon carts as others litter the unswept floor. If you find the dress, it might just reek of horse.Â
You recognise the crest of Debray upon a chest and the painted sides of a few others. You unstrap several lids and raise them, the cold nipping but sweat rising nonetheless. The longer you sift through the contents, the number your hands and fingers become, the clumsier you are.Â
A patch of blue, so pale and shiny it's almost white, gleams from beneath the heaps of cloth. You yank upon it, bringing out several other gowns with the effort, and claim victory. You do not neglect to suss out a pair of slippers and a hair net you think might go with it. You set it aside and pack away the mess you've made, breathless from the expense.Â
You hug your lot and curl around the next row of horses, searching out Daisy as she leans her head against Chestnut's dark neck. Their eyes widen at your approach and they huff almost in time. You pat their noses before you apologise that you must leave them.Â
Once more, the violent gusts greet you in the open, sending a spiral of snow around you and dusting you with the chill. Your teeth chatter as the wind pushes you from behind and fill your skirts. You can hardly aim your steps as you end up against the castle wall, sidling along until you're at the door.Â
Within, the cold follows and lingers in your bones. You flit through the kitchens, pots steam as the large ovens blaze and bodies cluster and clash. You barely avoid a collision as you pass into the corridor. As you step around one figure, another appears.Â
âAye, there the mouse is,â Bryce greets as he folds a leaf around his finger, readying it to pop in his mouth, âI see sheâs got you at work already.âÂ
âSir,â you stop before the soldier, âhow was your night?âÂ
âEh, dark,â he shrugs, âand you? The other maid saw to ya?âÂ
âYes, sir.âÂ
âVery good. If ye can, stay close to that one at the feast,â he girds, âsheâs wise. She knows well how to bide the shadows.âÂ
You nod and hug the fabric, another shiver flowing through you. He tilts his head as he continues to play with the leaf between his fingers.Â
âDonât tell me you were outside without a cloak,â he accuses, âwhereâs yours, then?âÂ
âSir, it was only for a moment--âÂ
âThis cold does not soften for summer maids,â he tuts and shakes his head, âyou will make yerself sick and who should have to deal with it, hm? Who should have to hear the king rant of it?âÂ
âApologies, I was only in a rush,â you pout.Â
âDonât be sorry,â he steps closer and touches the dress in your arms, âin a rush for flimsy gown. These halls are too cold for satin.âÂ
âThe queen bids it--âÂ
âOh, I would expect,â he chortles.Â
You purse your lips, slanting them one way then the next, as you recall your task. You watch him pinch the silk before he rescinds his reach. He puts the leaf in his mouth and chews.Â
âYou said feast and the queen said banquet? Is that this evening?â You wonder.Â
âCertainly, is,â he sucks on the sweet leaves, âLord Vesemir would celebrate our departure most fervently but as any good winter lord, he would not send his guests out in the cold without full bellies.âÂ
âOh,â you utter thoughtfully.Â
âAnd I suppose, it will appease the queen,â he adds, âfor a time before she is once more miserable in the wildlands.âÂ
âAnd we are to leave on the morrow?âÂ
âAye, by the nightfall,â he crosses his arms. âThey must clear the pass and ready the horses and carts. It will be a labour but best we move on.âÂ
âI believe so too, sir,â you teethe your lip.Â
âAye, you are prudent, as ever,â he lowers his gaze to the floor, âmouse.âÂ
You shift on your soles and exhale solemnly, âI must...âÂ
âYes, very well, go on to your queen,â he steps aside, âI must find our king. I suspect he might be hounding the lord of this castle, if not sparring with him.âÂ
There is a reluctance between you as you carry on your way; Bryce to one wing and you to the other, as if to mark the divide of king and queen. You come up the stairs and hurry along, the queenâs doors still ajar. Her voice carries still and servant scuttles out as a plate is hurled after them, crashing onto the floor as it narrowly avoids their foot.Â
You slow and cautiously peek into the room. The queen shakes her head and pinches a morsel of brown meat on her plate, eyeing it with scrutiny. For a moment, her face twists, then she forces herself to shove it in her mouth. She chews as a battle rages across her features.Â
Her gaze is drawn by your movement and she gulps down her mouthful. She stands, nearly overturning the stool upon which the tray rests. She brings her hands up as she storms over to snatch your armful. You back away as she lets the dress unfurl and you bend to gather up the slippers and hairnet as they fall.Â
âAh, wonderful, a proper attire for my first proper appearance as queen,â she beams and dances around with the dress, âoh, my hair, my hair. You must braid it for me.âÂ
She lays the gown on the bed and gives it a longing touch before she retreats. She clammers to the plain wooden table upon which sheâs had a looking glass propped up. She leans forward as you stand behind her. Her hair remains in the braids sheâs worn for some time, looking wilted and ratty from neglect.Â
âYes, your highness.âÂ
âI suppose the king feels horrid for his display yesterday,â she preens at herself. âHe must realise he cannot keep a lady like me cooped up.âÂ
You think to mention that it is more send-off than anything. That is on Lord Vesemirâs whim, rather than King Geraltâs. At least thatâs how you have it. Yet, you know well not to argue. Let Jazlene believe as she well and the world is always a bit more pleasant.Â
You set to undoing her hair, gently as you notice how dry it is, whether from the cold or the air. She snaps her fingers and demands another servant bring her the tray off food. She picks at it as you unwind her hair and let it free.Â
She looks at herself one way then the other. She smiles and wipes her mouth with her sleeve. Â
âI am still pretty, arenât I?â She asks, âI will be after the child comes, wonât I?âÂ
You swallow and nod, âyes, your highness.âÂ
âGilles, Gilles,â she chimes and waves a hand, âcome, come,â she turns in her seat and you pull away from her, not wanting to tug on her locks. âTell me, how pretty am I?âÂ
The man steps into the doorway and clears his throat. He looks as sheepish as youâve ever seen. You glance back at Jazlene as she poses and bats her lashes.Â
âYou are beautiful, my queen, as the summer sunsets,â he avows.Â
Thereâs a click in your head, a wriggle in your chest, and a churning in your stomach. No. No, it canât be. She wouldnât betray her marriage.Â
Yet you thought the very same of her husband. Thatâs different. The king rules all, even the queen. And that she so garishly flaunts her fleeting affections. But how can you judge, when your own folly looms over you like a cloud?Â
You think of the kingâs story; Cerrill and Wynifred and their forbidden romance. It tints in a different effect now, it aligns more evenly, for you do not see this ending well for either queen or guard should they stray. Just as you donât see yourself faring any better.Â
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