#and the butler sees that gay look in his eye

[reallyromealone]

Sososo I’ve come with a Joseph request from identity v cause that man is scrumdiddlyumptious

Basically Joseph is like a king right? And reader is one of his servants that’s always with him 24/7 and Joseph loves flirting with reader because of his reactions DESPITE Joseph being married (a queen btw)

And on this one particular night, Joseph summons reader to one of the guest bedrooms and is all touchy freely and reader doesn’t think it’s right at all

BUT! Reader thinks about it for a bit with a little help of Joseph convincing him (he was using gentle words and his pretty face) which leads to them getting down and dirty

Kinks: hair pulling, biting (soft), praising, and orgasm denial 🥰

What I wrote definitely won't get me into heaven

Warning

Nsfw, smut, male reader, bottom reader, gay, anal, cheating, au

It started in the library, (name) was dusting the shelves when the king took notice of him and instantly became obsessed with servant and since then (name)s life at the castle became a horny nightmare.

King Joseph was everywhere, soft gropes and quiet flirts and (name) would be a liar if he said it didn't do things to him.

"My~ aren't you flexible..." Joseph said watching (name) clean, the servant contorted slightly to get to a hard to reach spot and (name) blushed at his comment, the two currently in Joseph's study and the man had (name) specifically to clean it, he was practically his private Butler.

And if Joseph had his way, his husband.

But all in due time.

"Tonight I have a guest coming to stay the night, I need you to clean the velvet room for them to sleep in, you must be there for 7pm" Joseph said seriously as (name) bowed to him "of course your Highness..."

"Joseph"

(Name) looked confused and Joseph wanted to smear cum all over that face "in private call me Joseph..." He said as he leaned back in his chair and held his chin on his thumb and his index finger curled slightly covering his lips "o-of course your hi--Joseph" (name) blushed at the informality and Joseph felt blood rush to his cock as he dismissed the other.

When (name) was a distance away Joseph locked the door and returned to his desk, unbuckling his pants and freeing his cock.

(Name) plagued his thoughts, the white haired man imagining (name) on his knees before him stroking his cock before taking it deep in his mouth and Joseph practically fucking his delicate throat.

Joseph fucked his fist with furrowed eyebrows, his blue eyes unfocused as he thought of (name) and wanted nothing more than to ruin the other.

Cum splattered his desk as a grunt left his lips, a bead of sweat falling down his neck.

Joseph didn't care much for his wife, the queen wasn't his type in the slightest and he was working on ways to divorce her.

He had another person in mind to be his queen.

(Name) wandered the halls with cleaning supplies, off to clean the guest room.

(Name) hummed slightly as he changed the sheets and began dusting "god you're ravishing" (name) turned to see the blue eyed beauty that was Joseph, his long white hair cascaded down his shoulders as he removed his carvot and took off his crown and carefully placed it on the desk, vibrant blue eyes piercing through (name) as he stalked towards him, pinning him against the wall and his hands groping his hips. His lips were a hairline away from (name)s as he spoke "do you even know the affects you have on me?" He asked and (name) blushed at the contact "cute..." Joseph commented with a chuckle before kissing (name), the kings lips demanding and controlled as his hand moved to grasp his neck gently "we -ah- we can't do this..." (Name) said as Joseph moved his leg between the others and rubbed his clothed cock "of course we can" Joseph said moving to kiss his neck, wet kisses and slight sucking on his neck to leave hickeys "t-the queen..."

"Don't worry about that... Don't you want to be a good boy for me? My pretty boy? Let touch you and show you how beautiful you are?"

(Name) gasped as Joseph's free hand pulled (name)s cock and stroked it, thumb rubbing the tip and (name) couldn't hold back the moan leaving his lips "let me love you the way you deserve to be loved"

Joseph wanted to love (name) with everything he had and (name) gasped under his touch and nodded shakily, gasping when Joseph lifted him into his arms and tossed him on the bed and began removing his clothes, (name) watching heatedly as the king stood nude before him, cock erect "you did this..." Joseph said rubbing his cock slowly before crawling on the bed and practically ripping the clothes off (name) "been waiting to do this..." Joseph wanted to take his time with (name).

His beautiful precious darling deserved to be treated like the treasure be was.

Joseph touched every curve, groping as he kissed (name) slowly, cocks rubbing as he caged (name) and his white hair fell around (name) like a waterfall of pure snow.

Joseph grinned at how inexperienced (name) was, the precious man never had time for romance and tried so hard to keep up, whining when Joseph slipped his tongue in.

Joseph's tongue felt weird in (name)s mouth but the servant found the sensation to be addictive as Joseph moved the others hands to wrap around his neck "you can tug in my hair if you desire so, you'll need something to hold onto after all..."

"What do you--oh!" (Name) gripped the king's hair as he went lower and took (name)s cock in fully, hand gripping the base tight enough so (name) couldn't cum as he sucked him off "p-please I-I need..."

"You can cum on my cock and my cock alone" Joseph said seriously as he moved lower and pushed (name) into a mating press "w-wait!"

"What?" Joseph asked kissing (name)s inner thigh "that place is dirty..."

"Pretty clean to me... I know you like to take multiple showers a day as you work so hard for me..." Joseph said sucking on his thighs and leaving little love bites "I just can't help myself..." Joseph licked his ass before practically making out with it, flipping (name) for better access "don't cum unless I tell you too" Joseph said seriously before returning to his meal, devouring sweet (name)s ass with vigor.

He slowly introduced a finger with his tongue, searching for something (name) didn't understand as the poor man's body nearly gave out from the sensation.

This was all so new to (name), the man drooling on the bed as he let the other have his way with him.

Joseph introduced two more fingers slowly, removing his tongue completely to finger (name)s ass open, stretching and curling his fingers "Ah!"

"There it is..." Joseph began fucking his prostate relentlessly as he moved his hand to grip the others cock, bending over to lick (name)s ear lobe and gently nip it "so pretty..." He grunted before pulling his fingers out "shh don't worry..." Joseph stopped (name)s whine as his cock rubbed against his ass "gonna fill you up with something nicer..."

"Let me look at you" Joseph gently manhandled (name) so he laid in his back, legs spread and breathless and Joseph rested his forehead on (name)s "god I love you..." Joseph gently pushed in with a breathy groan before kissing (name) with passion, slowly bottoming out.

It stung but slowly (name) moaned when he slightly moved "you feel so good... My perfect angel... I want to take you everywhere... Make you my queen..." Joseph was babbling as he slowly began thrusting, gently biting the others neck as (name) closed his eyes with furrowed brows, moaning softly.

"Going to imprint the shape of my cock in you... Wont be able to do anything without thinking of my cock in you..." He mumbled as he slowly picked up speed, both moaning and grunting as skin slapping skin echoed through the room.

"I-I"

"You're close? Come on my beloved... Cum for your king!" The two climaxed and (name)s body was shaking "the queen was in love with another... We're working on our seperation... She inherited from her father... Soon I'll put a ring on you" Joseph whispered as he watched his beloved fall asleep.

He would have to get his fiance nicer clothes.

Or clothes easier to remove.

[irishmammonagenda]

Catholic MC gets sent into hell! Maybe it was clickbait!! (part three)!!!

introduction, part one, part two, part three (you are here)

content warnings: implied AFAB MC, they/them pronouns used, ambiguous ending? kinda short

The council room was once more enveloped in an awkward silence. Lucifer barely masks the distate in his eyes as MC utters the words.

Beel, stops munching on his snack, giving a sad but innocent (or as innocent as a demon can be) smile, "His name's Belphie... well...Belphegor but we call him Belphie...He's up in the human world right now for his exchange program...so you wont be seeing him I don't think."

MC nods absentmindedly, Lucifer, for being the Avatar of the Gays...(Pride joke) was acting kinda sus. (gay joke)...either way, this was fever dream inducing.

Simeon smiles awkwardly, something felt...off.

Lucifer clears his throat..."Anyway, Mammon will be responsible for taking care of you." He says practically thrusting Mammon in Mc's face, which made sense seeing as the tan demon in question was trying to book it.

"Nuhuh!"

"Yuhuh." Lucifer mutters under his breath.

"Nuhuh!" MC chimes in.

"Shut up both of you!" Satan says, knowing him having an 'outburst' would stress Lucifer out more. He wasn't actually annoyed, in fact, he was quite amused.

MC looks around at the Demons, Angels and very shady man that's definitely from France and thus cannot be trusted. (Solomon is in no way french, and is offended by that notion.)

"Okay...Sorry for freaking out earlier...." MC mumbles to the group embarassedly.

"You're fine! No harm was done" Diavolo reassures them, though Simeon still can't shake the feeling.

And that's fair enough, as up above, above the shining ever-present Devildom Moon, above the ever changing realm of the humans, above their fluffy clouds and shiny sun, in the Celestial realm a certain Archangel kept watch, watching his brothers, both estranged and un, the Devildom Prince and Butler, as well as the shadiest man he has ever met (who is not french apparently) and a small, fragile human.

He was omnipresent, a fly on the wall if you may, careful not to move lest the Prince or the Butler notice him. Shouldn't've prayed to him so much in such a short span of time, little lamb.

After all, we all have our skeletons in our closets, perhaps in our attics, too.

[celebtf]

Could you do a story between timothee chalamet and Austin Butler?

Austin,Timmy, The prize

The hype was real for the fans, everybody was screaming diffrent names and phones were taking pictures. The paparazzi was everywhere this evening and the black cars pulled up to the read carpet and to the building. This was going to be an amazing night for Movies and TV, everybody has dressed up and was going to have so much fun.

The Black car pulled up to the entré of the buildning and everybody went crazy, the camera had a blinding light and it flashed from black back to reality each second. Austin stepped out of the car, with his legs first and then his head poked out. Austin loved going to these big nights, even better if he was nominated for anything, which he was tonight, he was up for 4 awards and he was ver confident that he would win something atleast, it's been a good year for him.

Austin went inside the building that the award ceremony was held, he had walked the carpet done, he loved meeting his fans and pose for pictures and he still was very confident.

Another black car pulled up right before Austin was heading outside. The fans went crazy and the paparazzi was capturing pictures. Austin heard all the screaming and turned around and saw, it was Timothée Chalemet stepping out from his car. No wonder everybody went crazy, it's Timmy, Ofcourse, Austin would too, but he had to play it cool.

" Oh damn he looks good in that suit, the way those pants fit his ass, really forms it" Austin couldn't believe his thoughts, he wasn't even gay, why would he think so about another guy.

" Hey Austin, come here And take some pictures " Timmy called him over and Ofcourse he couldn't say no, it was great PR marketing and good for his brand to be seen with another promising actor.

The night went on for the two guys, award after award, Austin saddly didn't win anything Tonight even if he had a great year, but to even be nominated was an Honor, right? That's how you're supposed to think, you don't want to come of as greedy or mad that you didn't win. For Timmy, he won a few, well he won two actually. Ofcourse Austin was happy for the rising star, why wouldn't he be?

Austin went to the toilet for a good pee, he had hold it in for a long time, a good 4 hours, you don't really get breaks on these things. Austin went in and peed, beside him was Timothée, he had put his award on the counter while he peed, they talked a little too.

" Hey man, I'm sorry you didn't win anything, but do you want to feel mine? " Austin couldn't say no to that, he wanted to touch, to hold it, he wanted to pretened he won, bit he wouldn't admit that out loud.

Timmy started to hand over the Prize when suddenly everything went black, both men fell to the ground.

Austin opened his eyes first and saw that he was on the bathroom floor, his first thought was that now he would need to clean this suit since he probably laid in somebody's pee, but he felt lighter for once but also shorter, he stood up and saw in his reflection, it wasn't Austin stairing back at him, he saw Timothée looking back, Austin turned around to see his old body laying on the floor still.

Austin got scared, he was now in Timothée's body, he didn't know what to do, but he didn't really mind it, Timmy looked good, had a great ass and now he kinda got the awards of you think about it. Austin grabbed his new award and left his old body in the bathroom.

Austin left the night with a new body and two new Awards and 100 missed calls from an unknown number.

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Part 2 of this (diavolo & lucifer being very gay in canon) because I ran out of space in the first one

1. The entire Devildom thinks Diavolo & Lucifer are dating/in love;

2. It just sounds cute okay

3. Diavolo apparently notices when Lucifer's pupil dilates by 2mm 😐

4. Diavolo probably has a 500pg book about how great Lucifer is

5. Remember how much Diavolo gushed about Lucifer's butler uniform, took a lot of pictures of it etc? Apparently he saved that uniform or had a new one made, then took the first chance he saw

6. Cottagecore?

7. Diavolo finds Lucifer sneezing cute😬

8. Diavolo prioritises Lucifer over everything, even his own kingdom & the way Simeon keeps poking at it & Diavolo keep avoiding directly answering him + Simeon later teases Lucifer about Diavolo liking him in S3👀

9. The snow sculpture which looked incredibly realistic and had absolutely nothing to do with Christmas

Can't have more screenshots so here's some important conversation word for word:

10. Diavolo, after meeting Lucifer for the first time, Lucifer tries his best to act like an ass to make Diavolo hate him but Diavolo still treats him kindly. Lucifer despises Diavolo at the moment because he's a Demon who according to Lucifer & the Celestial Realm can't even have a "well-ordered society". Diavolo somehow in a single night manages to form a crack in Lucifer's prejudices & make him doubt his Father who he holds in very high esteem. Diavolo also uses chess to prove his point about creating peace and a balance between the three worlds. This is the conversation that follows:

Lucifer (an angel): I see. ...Diavolo. Your strategy truly is fascinating. Do you think we could get together sometime? I'd like to learn more about it.

Diavolo: Are you talking about chess now? Or the nature of our relationship?

Lucifer: Heh...

^The ambiguity Lucifer uses when talking gives that old queer feeling of: Our relationship (whatever it may be) is very forbidden and anyone catching wind of it will be bad so for plausible deniability I'm going to tie the true meaning of this conversation to something more innocuous

11. Conversation they have after this^ flashback/particular conversation:

Diavolo: ...That's when you finally held out your hand to me, and we shook. The way you radiated charm as you smiled at me. I still remember it like it was yesterday. When I saw the look on your face I was convinced. You were fair and righteous, someone who would be able to lend an ear to anyone, to listen to what they had to say. Someone who had a truly beautiful spirit.

In other words Diavolo has the worst case of rose-tinted glasses, specially considering Lucifer was choking Mammon & trying to rip his arm of while Diavolo said all this.

12. Diavolo (in demon form): Back when he was an angel, he was so divine, so awe-inspiring that it was intimidating. But now he's attractive in a different sort of way. He draws your eye toward him and then doesn't let go. He truly is worthy of the moniker "Morning Star"! Even steeped in the darkness of the Devildom, he shines just as brilliantly as ever!

Lucifer (in demon form), blushing: ...Diavolo, could we change the subject, please?

Lucifer (in demon form): I've told you that it embarrasses me when you shower me with such excessive praise in public.

Diavolo (in demon form): Afterall you're already beautiful enough as it is!

a.) This is Gomez Addams level of devoted jfc

b ) Diavolo was straight up reciting poetry at one point

c.)......What's with "in public"....so it's fine in private?

d.) Diavolo gushing about Lucifer has the same energy as Mammon gushing about MC

e.) What do I have to do for someone to be this in to me?

13. Diavolo has multiple copies of Lucifer in a swimsuit saved in different places (not the swimsuit he wears around MC & his brothers btw but the one he wears around Diavolo which is actually just trunks and & an open hoodie/shirt)

14. Diavolo might actually have a whole file of rare pictures of Lucifer? He's got the butler ones, the swimsuit ones and the candid glasses one that he threatened some poor guy to delete after saving a copy for himself

15. The ship in a bottle that Diavolo gave Lucifer, that he loves so much he keeps it in a place where he can always see it

16. Lucifer: No, that scream was far too vile to have come from Diavolo.

....so you know what he sounds like when he screams and you think it sounds good...?🤨

17. Diavolo gives a flustered Lucifer a piggyback ride around RAD

[yellowocaballero]

GAI!! Unironically one of my favorite naruto characters. The idea of young grumpy Obito having forced interactions with Gai, vs Tobi and Gai who probably get along very well (and Tobi probs makes sure that it ends up everyone elses problem), is a very funny visual and contrast. Also, Kakashi meddling to make them interact is SO good! It makes me wonder at what the dynamics were for team 7 pre kannabi bridge. It seems so fun and interesting!!

Gai and Rock Lee are so fundamental to me. They're everything. Most iconic characters. Straight up legendary. Every shonen manga should have the Rock Lee character. Rock Lee genuinely should have been the protagonist of Naruto. Deku should have taken notes.

Part of what makes this AU so compelling to me is how batshit insane Obito's experience is. He genuinely hated Gai. He was the most uppity, pretentious Uchiha you had ever seen. Gai was everything he was taught to disdain, and Gai had picked him out as the ideal to challenge and topple. Kakashi undoubtedly thought that Obito needed to learn to respect people like Gai. Kakashi, the lazy-ass slacker, probably didn't stand out greatly to Gai.

So there's no better 'best friend' for Tobi's cover. Gai's the sort of fun loving and rambunctious person who fits perfectly with Tobi. Now Obito has to hang out with this guy, pretend he thinks he's great, let him beat him in fights, absolutely humiliate himself in front of somebody who he disdained. Obito's grift requires him to begin looking at the world 'underneath the underneath', and I think once he looks underneath Gai's underneath and sees the most morally upright person in Konoha, he's no longer lying when he acts as Gai's best friend.

Team 7 dynamics...

(Text of the excerpt under the cut)

It was a memory. Kakashi and Rin stood before him, standing on a bridge and waiting for Sensei to remember that he had someplace to be. This was how a man who could teleport was always late. If he was with Kushina-neechan he’d forget anything and everything. 

The sun dappled orange and yellow on the slowly churning water beneath them, and Obito was hungry. He had skipped lunch to train again. Obito could hear his stomach growl, feel the pain in his muscles.

“We might as well make the most of this,” Rin told him. She smiled broadly, clapping her hands. “Why don’t we all train together? Maybe we can surprise Sensei with some new jutsu?”

“Maa, count me out.” Kakashi laced his hands behind his head, staring absently up at the clouds. “I wanna take a nap.”

“Lazybones.” Rin sighed and turned to Obito, her smile turning hopeful. “What about you, Obito-kun? I bet you could teach me a really cool jutsu…and maybe I could teach you something too!”

Obito had snorted, crossing his arms. “What’s the point of that? What could a chuunin learn from two genin? Hard pass.”

They didn’t look frustrated. How could they never look frustrated? How did they take him in with a smile, why did they search so hard for his heart? Obito hadn’t had a heart. He hadn’t stolen it yet. 

“Rin-chan has a combat med-nin certification you don’t have. But what could a med-nin teach a combat specialist, eh?” At some point Kakashi had pulled out one of his idiot mystery novels, flipping it open to a random point and reading it avidly. Obito never understood it. What was the point in rereading a mystery novel? You knew the ending already. But Kakashi always said that the ending of the book changed every time he caught another little clue. Stupid. A book didn’t change just because you’re rereading it. “And of course there’s my wisdom.”

“Yeah?” Obito snorted. “Then teach me your wisdom, oh almighty Bakashi. Does that cloud up there look like a bunny? Did the butler do it?”

“Obito-kun, calling him Bakashi isn’t nice -”

“The butler was a red herring.” Kakashi eye-smiled at him above his book. In Obito’s memory, his smile looked a little mischievous. “A true mystery reader always looks underneath the underneath.”

“That’s useless,” Obito said flatly. “Do you have any wisdom that’s useful for a real ninja?”

“What? Oh, no, not at all. Shush, I’m almost at the ending.”

With the Sharingan, the memory may as well be real. It was a memory that only Obito had ever lived. Tobi didn’t have any memories like that. Tobi didn’t think about these things. Tobi didn’t think about anything, honestly.

[colourful-void]

alright closing umineko for the night!! i had a great time with it so far!! i really like the writing style, and for the most part its actually a lot less dense than i was expecting. I thought it might be some house of leaves stuff but no this is pretty easy to read, at least so far! im rlly glad for that like it doesn't feel too simple, not too complicated, its good!

current character thoughts run down, though i've barely started so i dont know much yet: ginzo: he sucks he totally sucks and im convinced that he made some kidna deal w/ beatrice in order to take advantage of the earthquake and war and such. not entirely convinced hes not about to just murder the whole family bcs he seems like he would do that. krauss: also sucks. just a real dick, but in like. he's a standard asshole really. natsuhi: much in the same vien, but she's got that matriach of the family thing going on i hope will b explored more <3 jessica: she's neat i like her! looking forward to more on her. Eva: i was digging for her a while and then i saw how she treated shannon and it went out the window hideyoshi: ive yet to expirence a thought on this man George: he's very tropey in a good way and i enjoy he's friendly guy swag. looking forward to it inevitably falling to pieces rudolf: DICK!! kyrie: girl leave your husband. i can treat u better <3, im glad she has some decency but my mind aint set on her yet battler: HES SO CRINGEEEE <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 sometimes he does genuinely offput me but mostly he's just stupid <3 rosa: be a bit nicer to ur daughter, but beyond that shes chill i think. no big thoughts here. i do like her dynamic in relation to the rest of the siblings so far maria: MARIA MY DARLING MY DEAREST SHES SO SWEET AND SILLY AND CLEARLY OMINOUS I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT DARK MAGICS OVERTAKE HER OR WHATEVER <333 maria for whatever the fuck she wants 2024 love her so much no crazy thoughts on the head butler or doctor but i think in a different world the butler and ginzo had crazy gay sex shannon: shes soooo sweetie <3 suspiciously so this game wants me to like her so bad and i do <3. i am aware of one key spoilery fact about shannon uncovered in some content warnings i recieved, but its kinda fun seeing the set up for that! everyone be nicer to my girl kanon: hes suspcious but overly so and i wonder what his deal is. i also think all the servants need to be treated better this fucking furnature stuff <3 its awful i love it narratively gohda: i think he would kill someone with very little hesitation. i wanna try that panna cotta. kumasawa: shes like a grandma to me <333 i like her!!

i havent met beatrice yet but im looking forward to it she looks super neat.

i also apperciate how slow burn this is, a few hours in and very little has happened yet it's nice. there's already a lot building but like. nothing big yet it's nice. i like it. it feels like it's moving at exactly the pace it wants to and i enjoy it a lot. the sound design is also rlly good. the music is really nice a couple times i got distracted and just listened to it in the bg. the sfx r nice too.

i do not regret my sprite choice i like these designs they're fun, but i do think maria looks a little off for her alleged age of 9, but it's easy to ignore after a min or two.ironically when i was loading the game and saw her on the steam page it def aligned better, but at the cost battler to my eyes is now yassified. he cant be a pretty boy to me he's too lame.

voice acting is great everyones putting fucking everyting into it and i enjoy that. fully commited to the enviroment and its great.

where i left off: everyone just finished having lunch! kumasawa covered for shannon not knowing the red sauce's ingredients. that's all for now! not sure when ill paly more, probably tomorrow, but its been good!! good game so far i like this setg up!! im also eagar to get more into the murder and violence and witch stuff but like, it does a good joib of setting up the characters so i dont feel impatient, and unlike a lot of games w/ murder n mystery that get right into it i kinda find it refreshing how slow this one is to start its like we all know itll get there so the tension of everyone being relatively calm is great.

anyway, umineko day 1: it was good =D

[34saveme34]

let's see um, so

Idk if I can prepare so many fun fact about my AUs but I'll try since maybe no one's interested I still don't like to go back on word like that

so uh

magical first

this isn't spoiler of century because they won't have a huge role but I do plan to make both Minion and Lucinia, yeah from Meta Runner. meta runner is awesome if you didn't watch it yet you SHOULD it made me like Tari even more

I think I mentioned this briefly but.... among the cast, 3 has history with a certain someone which will be hard to handle for both haha!

on that point yea I named him Trey but after some confusion he'll find his place. in ep 2, like, I'm not kidding he'll get there. Yes I did name him Trey because it means 3

on that case btw, I'm a huge misspeller and I keep accidentally writing it as tray like an utter fool

after ep 2 I think the next one will have to do w Meggy, as I'm thinking about it it's what would make the most sense. I'll try my best pacing out meeting characters lol

Now some for Ties!

as most of you know, I'm planning it to have 3 more parts! A sort of filler part with 3's café event which I think mentioned before is a sort of maid/butler event thing so like- stay tuned becaaauuuuseeeee

your sonas and ocs will get a chance to appear!! I'll just need to reach a comfortable space in writing the fic before I make it an official thing. don't want to overwhelm myself immediately

the next 2 after it- the one before last has to do with Tari (with a side of Meggy so it's gay, but also it'll have some meta runner stuff too) and then the last one having basically everyone and having like- sort of a final showdown

someone will insult Puzzles's taste in men

Now some Big Eyes! for those who know the blog, lol, yea I know it looks abandoned

a comeback is planned. maybe when other stories conclude I'll have more headspace for it

Axol and Desti have been surviving together for a while in that... space...

Desti at some point.... talked about being shot at..... I wonder who that could've been......

I don't have a set ending for the blog yet! I have some ideas but nothing I liked enough just yet

SMG3 doesn't feel pain for a very very good reason :) but he will haha! doo with that what you will

also this has been bothering me but there's several I guess tiny hints about a huge reveal on the blog already. a certain someone already knows but I helped them find out so they're not allowed to say it!! but it's a really cool and fun twist that will make you scratch your head even more about the situation!

[kaledya]

Don't worry for the word "sir" 🌸🌸 its just in my langage its just Madam or Sir I suppose (there is an attempt for like they/them things but its very hard cause all my langage has two gender to it female or male and all the sentence is conjugated for be one or the other!)

[This is why in posts and notes I always talk about Lolicia as 'she' because its more easy, it comes more naturally]

Ahah you're so sweet Butler Kaledya, I thank you kindly for your delightful service *bow head with a quick smile* 🌸 Too Sweet, cover by Reinaeiry is so great ! I always think of Alastor when I hear this song of Hozier ! _

'Judy and Nick in Hell', the perfect say to Hürrem and Giovanni. By the way (my fun moment ship name ?!) :

  - Hünni (so cute sound like honey)   - Giovem ?   - Foxbird 🤣 _

Oh the episodes are that long ? That is probably why I stop looking at it, cause I like good historical drama normally. _

Addolorata 'means "grieving" in Italian, from the title of the Virgin Mary, Maria Addolorata. It is most common in southern Italy. It is the equivalent of Spanish Dolores.' (behindthename site source)

That is why Val calls Addolorata 'dolores' ! Its the Spanish version of her name. _

Serenity has a all clan of Hellhounds to named, i think she has the right to not be always creative ! And yes Lucky is a bit too simple ? Or its like Lucky Luck. _

Oh, I'm so happy, I thought I missed something in the information about Paimon but its okay.

And yes you are in the logic, Luci could keep his natural "human" beauty less animalistic (in the au) and not be corrupted like the other angels because he is a Archangel.

Yes I saw a drawing you did (in a ref sheet for Charlie I believe) and a post explaining the blood type. Its interesting, tell me more !

For me it was - Gold blood for angels - Orange blood for nephilims (mixed angel/human, I think it is called)

In my head all the Hellborns (Aristocrats, Succubus, Imps, Hellhounds) have black/indigo blood ? Like ink. Yes.

And Sinners have like black blood mixed with red blood.

Red would be the color of corruption/evil whatever (because in SSAU Roo has red hair and her principal color is red, right?) And I was thinking, the more a Sinner take souls in contract and act more 'demon-like', the more red their blood. Perhaps even eyes can be found in the blood (in demon form)

Because for a demons to take souls his natural but for a formal human demon its corrupted even more and they become more 'monster' than themselves ?

For exemple : When Alastor and Lolicia make the alliance, we can see Alastor's blood being black and red.

And I think If I write Alastor's demon form  and he gets hurt and bleed, we could see eyes pattern in the blood spilled ?

I think all Overlords could have that type of blood and the eyes make them 'heavier' and this is how they can measure their power before entering The Tournament (Overlords headquarters in my ff) but it can be only in AA ! Its whatever you want.

Tell me what you think ! _

And for Constantine arranging a marriage for Hürrem is what she wants (at the beginning) be part of the Goetia fully and be dedicated to the aristocracy, but perhaps the more time she passes time trying to find Lilith with Giovanni, the more she will be open to want something else ? (Especially her who is a HUGE romantic) But it's not sure at all, cause being part of the Goetia is her goal since forever, it will be difficult to change her dream and the sacrifices she is willing to make to make it happen.

So interesting ! Can you, if you want, tell me more about Elrond ? I know he is 18 and he is the twin brother of Octavia, right ? So the son of Stolas and Stella ?

I think he is adorable!

What does he think of his dad loving a Imp ? Does he lives in his dad or mother palace after the divorce ?

Will it find it rude of Constantine to propose him a future bride that is not fully Goetia (a quarter demon bunny) ?

What is his powers related to ? For exemple Stolas its the prophecies and stars.

His he gay ? Curious. That *slay* on the doodle just give me a hint ahah.

The Goetia are very tall in general. How tall is he ? Is he considered more classical pretty and Octavia more 'rebellious' on her style ?

I will stop. Stop me with the questions !

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I didn't know for the 30 tags and the ':D' ! That is funny !

And yes I can imagine! *Giovanni and Hürrem in the car. Hürrem is driving and let her phone open on the side. Giovanni takes it discreetly and she doesn't see it.*

G *reading a random radioapple smut ff*: "The king let his hands carress the antlers of the Overlord and whispered in his ear thousand and thousand of years of depravity.."

*Hürrem almost make an accident, flushed, turn the head still driving and try to take her phone back.*

H : Giovanni ! Stop ! Give me my phone back ! G *laughing and moving the phone away continues to read* : "they're in heat season..." Oh waw, who would known that you were into such things? Oh cute. H : I swear, if you don't stop I will crash the car right now. G : You will not ! Its a rental ! H :Giovanni my phone!

*chaos* ahah. _

Yes, Serenity being a doctor is an accomplishment in her time!

(And I don't know for 'People of Color', in my country we don't define people by the color of their skin, but first with their nationaly (are you part of our country) and then the origins of each side of your families on different degrees (parents and grandparents) and when we mention color its more in a joking way. So I don't know enough on the topic of this in America either ! I'm sorry.)

((Even two days ago I was watching an American show 'White Lotus s2' and they talk about 'affiliated white friends' ? And with the person I was watching we where just like "???" What does that mean ?))

Racism and sexism is the worst. Its a level of stupidity I'm not willing to talk about im sorry ahah I will get mad too.

The only exemple I know like Serenity backstory his in the serie Outlander (third season i think) 1950s the hero, Claire, move in in America, and she is a nurse during WWII and she wants to become a doctor. She faces a lot of sexism. And in her faculty she becomes friend with a man who is a Black American of origin and he faces racism. So they both try to make their ways in this hard climate. (At the end they both become surgeons so slay!!)

People's opinion are worth to listen before making a verdict, of course !

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Me too i cant wait ! I'm glad you like it Thank you for your time and have a nice day !🌸🌸🌸

THANKS! I'm seriously relieved and thank you for your clarification!! And yes, I can understand why you use 'she' for Lolicia.And translation programs usually automatically specify it as 'she'For example, translation programs always indicate Charlie as 'He'.(I hate this thing, it requires constant editing)

I'm glad you were satisfied with my service, madam.

And yes, the lyrics and the way he sings the song really gives off the Alastor vibe.

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MY VOTE IS DEFINITELY FOR HUNNI, IT'S TOO CUTE!!!

YOU'RE so Creative!!!

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And the meaning of Addolorata's name is really beautiful!!

And I don't know why, but I think it fits Lolicia in its meaning!

And it was a really clever detail that Val called they by the Spanish equivalent of their name!!

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Yes! There is a limit to human creativity!

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Yes, in a way, the purer something is, the harder it is to corrupt it.

Charlie and Constantine's birth conditions cannot be called normal. After Lilith's fall, although she tried many times with Lucifer, she always had a miscarriage.

This is because Angel blood (gold) It is like an acid that melts/burns demons/Or corrupt ones.

And because Lilith is a corrupt ancient human In a way, a child from her and Lucifer died while still in the womb.

There is no need to give too much detail. Lucifer and Lilith prepared a spell over the years to ensure that the baby did not die, and this time was really tiring for both of them, but the result was successful!!

The bloods had finally found balance, but they were founded on a kind of constant balance of destruction followed by renewal.

That's why Charlie and Constantine have copper/resin colored blood, and this blood is something that harms sinners/hellborns, just like angel blood.

(This is not the case with sins because they do not have the old purity in their blood only Lucifer had)

So, without going into too much detail, this is the story, but you can change this as you wish!!

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I totally agree with your thoughts about Bloods.And it's a very clever idea to increase the redness of the sinners' blood as they become corrupted.In a way, red is the color that represents Roo and evil is something created by humans and the blood of humans is red.

THIS IS A SERIOUSLY GREAT IDEA!!! It is both aesthetically pleasing and very logical, both visually and in terms of storytelling!

After all, evil is Roo, and the more you contain it, the more it will come out.

I totally agree with your idea about the balance of Bloods and Sinners with red and black, I think it's a really great idea.

And It's really good how overlords entered the Tournament like this.After all, they are the most monstrous of sinners.

And for some reason, while doing this, EPIC's Monster song is playing in my mind.

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I understand perfectly well. She thinks the only way she can be accepted is if she becomes a complete Goetia.And yes, maybe this may change with her experiences, maybe she will never deviate from her decision.Only the future will tell.

I'm seriously curious about Hürrem's decision regarding her future!!

And I have a question. As far as I know, a king can remove the 'Bastard' mark from someone and declare them fully noble.Why does Hürrem prefer marriage and engagement instead?(I seriously have no knowledge about this, can you explain)

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Yes! Elrond is Octavia's twin brother and he is 18 years old and I'm so glad you like him!?

-He holds a grudge against his father for this. Apart from cheating on his mother, he sees it as an insult to his mother that he cheated on her with an imp the lowest races. And because of what his father did, he hates the fact that mother and father are constantly fighting at home

And and he Stolas feels that he didn't care enough about Octavia during these events.

-First of all, It is truly a great honor to have a engagement proposal brought to him by the Prince; even among nobles, Constantine is a rare person to interact with.That's why I think Elrond would be honored if something like this happened.

Ultimately, he will marry under any circumstances, but it is a really big deal for the person she will marry to be recommended by the Prince.

I think he will wonder why at first, but I don't think he will care much, after all, Hürrem is still a Goetia.

And I think he will try to get to know Hürrem and if he loves her, I don't think he will mind her being a hybrid.

-His powers are like the powers of Stolas, as well as the glacier powers that come from her mother's side

-Lmao that doodle really gives that Hint.😂 But no He is a Material girl and a Diva but he's not gay he's Pan.

-Yes, he is the exact opposite of Octavia, he is generally a luxurious and classically dressed person who likes to spend time with nobles.

In terms of height, he is close to stella, but he continues to grow even though he is not a full adult.

And thank you for your questions, I hope I answered them!!🌸🌸

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THEY'RE IN WHAT????? LMAO

And I really laughed a lot while reading the dialogues you wrote. It's great to have a scene like this And Hürrem's panic was also very entertaining lmao

""GIVE ME MY PHONE, GIOVANNI"

*He continues reading "HAH, they say that those who look the most innocent actually have the deepest thoughts, fluffy feathers, I didn't believe it until now, but you are like living proof."

*with an embarrassed face* "SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY PHONE!! (⁠ʘ⁠言⁠ʘ⁠╬⁠))

(Note to self, don't look at Hürrem's internet history)

And imagine this information goes to the Report

Serenity: Giovanni, thank you dear for giving the report of the last 28 days, you have made good progress even if you still do not have access to full information.

How is your relationship with your partner, whom Majesty has put forward?

Giovanni: She is a very nice, a little excited girl. But she does not act like a Goetia, she is a sincere person.I haven't learned much about her hobbies, but she seems to like reading fanfic.

Serenity: What is a fanfic, is it something like a book?

Giovanni: I feel like it's better if you don't know, but if you want, you can tell the Prince to look at RadioApple, you'll be amused by his reaction.Anyway, Hürrem is waiting for me outside, I shouldn't keep her waiting any longer, after all, there is a huge hell we need to investigate.

*runs out the door quickly*

Serenity: ?????

(By the way, the funny thing is that if they investigate RadioApple, both Constsntine and Serenity will suffer the same level of emotional damage lmao)

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"People of Color''Thank you for your explanation about And The reason ı put that sentence to article is was for native English speakers, so that I can be warned if I said it wrong.But thank you again for your explanation, I learned about your point of view!!

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And the dialogue in White Lotus S2 is really weird, what does that even mean???

I seriously agree, sometimes I watch movies that deal with these topics and I'm like this."How can people be so stupid argggg"

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And yes, I have heard of Outlander!I watched it for a while Seriously, that characters. I'm so glad they achieved the thing they wanted despite all the difficulties!!I mean, even people who just want to help people are treated so unfairly. At least those two went through all that and achieved their dreams.

Thank you again for the time you took to answer.And I wish you a good day too🫂❤️❤️❤️

[mrs-galaxy-m]

Substituted Affection (1)

Izuku has spent his entire life working for Katsuki. Now in their late 40's he still wants Katsuki to notice him…or love him

That is until Ochako starts working for Katsuki, and he is soft for her only

And Izuku realizes he will never get the love he wanted

Notes: Inspired by that tiktok that goes: 'Everyone wants an older, colder man with a soft spot, until that soft spot isn't for you'

--- When you live with someone for 40 years you tend to see the way they care and love you. When they lose the love they had for you

Izuku knew the exact moment it happened when he saw someone younger with so much energy join his job He knew he was fighting a losing game when he chose to stay

Izuku was born for a generation of personal butlers and main caretakers for the bakugou family, although you could choose to do a different career choice you were heavily shunned by your family and you'd have nobody if you were to truly quit so the thought would never cross on izuku’s mind, until now

He was old—well 40 isn't exactly young is it? And the nonstop work and stress made him age faster He had wrinkles, his hair stopped being shiny years ago and he needs to take more supplements for his back. He has bad eyebags and his fingers tend to tremble often

Katsuki somehow got the good stick of it, still having those Mitsuki and Masaru genes on him that made him look 30 or at least late 30’s. He still had his wrinkles but they fit more for his face and made him look like he was aging with wine

Both were raised together with a clear intent. Izuku will die working for him, being in the background of photos and portraits—and he never minded! I mean sure it hurts being put in this position of never being able to fall in love with your childhood friend but back then it used to be the two

Just them two…izuku used to put sticky notes and smiley faces on the pages of his reports It used to be the two in that lonely manor, two old men ready to live the rest of their lives like that or until katsuki gets married

Then new maids and staff arrived, once a year Katsuki would mass hire any staff that was low on numbers and she was one of the maids, Ochako Uraraka She was in her early 20s, poor family, and had been working hard all her life.

She was everything izuku wasnt Lively, and young, her bones didn't hurt when she leaned down. A woman. And—of course, izuku was just a man, it was forbidden to even think about being gay in this household

Izuku felt like he was in one of those stories where he’s meant to be the bad guy, she is the protagonist who works hard and somehow ends up in the eyes of the headmaster, spoiling and courting even if she was just a maid

He’s not meant to have his happy ending. Just to stare from the outside and he’s afraid he’s too old to find love meant for him

** “Kacchan…your online meeting with your mother will start shortly” izuku informs, reading into his clipboard will all the due dates and schedules, he often stays up late to make these

He looks up when he gets no response from the blond to find him staring out the window where ochako was pulling out the weeds in the summer sun “Who even told her to do that” he muttered “It may have been the main gardener—”

“Fire him. Nobody should be working this hard in this heat. What if she gets a heat stroke?” “Fire the head gardener? He’s been working here for years im sure with a warning—” “Fire him” katsuki spat nonchalantly and izuku gripped the board trying not to look hurt

He looked like he cared—hell, he cared about her. “Yes, sir” izuku mumbled, giving him a low nod

“Tell them to bring her water and to sit in the shade” Im sure she’s old enough to know when she's close to passing out, she’s an adult. Izuku thought but kept his mouth shut

“…Yes, sir” he repeated “I swear, young people always think they can do everything. It's annoying”

But he didn't /look/ annoyed at all, instead, a small smirk tugged at the end of his lips as he went back to his papers He finds her amusing, something new to see and observe

Izuku wouldn't lie, she was a hard worker, she listened, and never had an attitude towards izuku so he felt even worse for being jealous of her

Is it selfish for him to have wanted something he knew was impossible to have?

To keep Katsuki’s love for himself, even if it'd never be the type he yearns “What are you waiting for? I want him out of my property now, and just to be sure pink cheeks are not going to randomly combust call Chiyo to do a health check” “With all due respect, she’s fine—”

“How do you know that?” katsuki asked sharply and izuku flinched “She’s just been out for 30 minutes and there is a breeze, she has an unlimited amount of water in the kitchen that's 3 minutes away from her and people are working alongside her If they find she not—” “I gave you an order, it wasn't an actual opinion, /Deku/” he spat and the green hair gave him a low nod

But he used to, he used to care about what he thought, about what he cared about and his ideas. He used to care Now he could give two shits about izuku

“Of course kacchan. I—I’ll do what you ordered me to” izuku bowed and walked out He was too old to cry to things like these like a teenager in love but it was hard not to, he’s always been a crybaby

It hurts to know you spent 40 years with this person, having a crush you knew it was never going to work but stayed anyway in the name of tradition and find you have been replaced by someone younger

He dreads what is about to happen, he doesn't think ‘because you let her out in the sun for half an hour' will sound reasonable for losing the work youve been doing for far longer than ochako has been alive for

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Approaching Torino, who was meticulously trimming the hedges near the rose garden, Izuku cleared his throat and called out, "Mr. Gran, may I have a word?"

The old man turned turned, wiping sweat from his brow with the back of his hand. "What can I do for you?"

Izuku hesitated for a moment “It's about your employment here. Master Bakugou has requested that I inform you…" He trailed off, struggling to find the right words.

Toshiro's eyes narrowed "Inform me of what?"

Izuku took a deep breath and continued, "I regret to say that Master Bakugou has decided to terminate your employment, effective immediately."

A stunned silence settled over the garden as Torino’s face contorted with a mixture of shock and anger. His wrinkled hands clenched around the garden shears "…Fired?”

Izuku's gave him a slow nod "Master Bakugou didn't provide a specific reason—” he knew exactly why, but what would it be the point of telling him? “ —He simply wishes to make this change."

Torino’s face flushed with frustration, "I can't believe this," he muttered, more to himself than to Izuku.

Izuku knew the gravity of it. He had no family to rely on, and this job was his livelihood

The old man got out from the ladder

"This is your doing, isn't it, Midoriya?" Torino accused, his voice laced with bitterness. Without warning, he swung a fist at Izuku, the pain caught him off guard.

Before Toshiro could land another blow, several of the garden workers rushed forward, intervening to prevent a further altercation. They circled Toshiro, trying to calm him down while casting worried glances at Izuku, who was still recovering from the first punch.

Torino struggled against their hold, his face twisted with a mix of anger and sorrow. "I won't stand for this injustice! This is my life, my livelihood!"

Izuku slowly got to his feet, holding a hand to his throbbing cheek, but he made no move to retaliate. “…Kick him out” izuku ordered and the others nodded

He needs to see Chiyo for bandages and…what is he saying? She is busy tending to ochako. The green hair hisses when he touches his bleeding cheek and swelling near his eyes, it was a good thing he didn't get any ideas with his scissors

He wants to go to katsuki to show him how he looks, but he's going to guess he's also busy attending to her needs…

He hopes kacchan cares when he sees those bandages

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“What's up with your bandages” katsuki pointed to them at dinner “I had a complication with Torino” izuku mumbled, closing his eyes in pain when he spoke

"Ah," Katsuki responded with a nonchalant shrug, not even bothering to show a flicker of concern, let alone ask for details. It was like he couldn't care about anything.

There was a knock on the door and it opened to reveal…ochako “What…is she doing here?” izuku asked katsuki and he shrugged

“Thought she deserved to eat here” “Katsuki, the workers have their own dinner room—” “So you want to join them? Shes staying here, want it or not” izuku gripped his fork and said nothing otherwise

“This used to be a place just for us..” izuku whispered

Everyone wants an older, colder man with a soft spot… Bakugou glares at him and izuku winces, not once has he ever been looked like that until now

“Oh quit it. You sound like you're 10." he snapped "Dont sound like you're hurt"

How could he not? His heart is /shattering/. It's breaking with every decision he takes that makes him realize how he doesn't matter to him

He gave all his life to this man, and he does not care

"And move her to be one of my personal maids, to clean my room and all that. Less work for her."

Ochako sat in the seat in front of katsuki with her food

“…I think im going to go,” izuku said, grabbing his food and noticing the way ochako stared at him, he ignored it “Okay,” katsuki said, turning his attention back to her

Until that soft spot isn't for you

If he leaves…would Katsuki ever chase after him or leave him the same way he did now?

TBC

[love-kurdt]

Swooping, Sloping, Cursive Letters: 36

word count: 688

PLEASE READ THIS IS ME TRYING FIRST, AS THIS STORY RELIES HEAVILY UPON THE CONTEXT OF TIMT

September 29, 1990

Dear Will,

This past month and a half has been nothing but absolute chaos. First off, I finally had my official gay bar initiation! I was invited back in August by my friend Alexis and some of our other friends from our Gender Studies elective course, which was good, because at least I’d be around people I knew. They ordered me this neon blue cocktail I can’t remember the name of, probably because I chugged it so fast (just kidding, I think it was called a Blue Lagoon), and I was instantly picked up by the Prettiest of Pretty Boys™. He introduced himself as Wes Butler, and we had sex in the storage closet of the bar. It was actually my first time “topping” (I put topping in quotations because you can’t really top if you’re both standing). But it was cramped, it was hot in a bad way, it was messy, and it ended quicker than it began. It was not a good time. Moral of the story: I don’t do closets. I spent my whole life in one, and lost you in the process.

If you thought that experience was weird, let me tell you about this nerd rave I went to last Friday. Some acquaintance from one of my lit courses told me about it after class, saying it was at a beat up old house on the edge of campus, at five o’clock. When I showed up, it was like I’d entered the drama club room at Hawkins High. Dim lighting, red ambiance, and about a dozen different fantasy and sci-fi related activities happening throughout the house. I was so overwhelmed, and I had no idea where the hell to begin. Despite my love for writing fantasy, I’ve tried not to interact with anything remotely nerdy at the risk of it reminding me of you and sending me into a downward mental spiral. I’m scared that one day, if the spiral is spiraly enough, I won’t be able to come back from it. But anyway, this guy came up to me and said “Is it me or do you not have a clue what’s going on, either?” I turned to face him, and my eyes nearly fell out of my fucking skull, because I was either hallucinating, or Eddie Munson had come back from the dead. We immediately sparked a conversation about how we were just normal dudes who like literature and D&D, and felt incredibly out of place amongst all the cosplayers, almost like it was a convention. I don’t know how exactly we got from Point A to Point Z, but within half an hour of meeting Walker Brooks, he was fucking me into his Lord of the Rings bedsheets. Out of nowhere, he started talking to me in Elvish– I actually looked up and translated the phrase he used most frequently, “N- a man boui an ada.” It means, “Be a good boy for Daddy.” Yeah… yikes. I won't be seeing him again.

It’s no wonder why I keep going back to Wyatt. When we hook up, it’s like he erases all the other bad experiences. He’s so gentle with me, which is honestly what I crave the most. I just want affection. I just want love, while most of the other guys I’ve been with only want to get their dicks wet. But Wyatt is different– he cares about me. He’s my friend, above all else. And because he’s my friend, he offers to listen whenever I need to talk, no matter what. I think he knows my entire life story up until this point. Which means he knows about you and everything that happened last year. Don’t worry, he doesn’t hate you. He just… isn’t your biggest fan. It doesn’t matter what he thinks of you, though, because you’ll never have any reason to cross paths with each other. If, by some miracle, a reason does emerge, I won’t hesitate to introduce you two. 

But it’s just pathetic for me to hope at all at this point. So I won’t. Hope, I mean.

Love,

Mike

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[thosesillylittlegayghosts]

Favorite parts of the ghosts book

-Kitty wanting to play spin the bottle

-Thomas’ poetry annotations

-Fanny’s letter to a friend (George staring at the gardener and meeting the butlers mother)

-The remain gay poster in the captains office

-The captain simping over Havers in the cricket match (He has a curious way of opening his shoulders up, twirling the bat around in a full circle, first with one arm, then the other. He turned to the RAF’s keeper and quipped, “Just like one of your propellers, eh?” I laughed a lot at that!) also havers actually kind of having a personality? He made jokes?

-‘he was off, accelerating like a sports car’ ‘his sandy hair tossed about the summer breeze like wheat’ ‘it’s easy to see how hard he hits the ball when you get a good look at his forearms. Firm and strong, like oiled oak’

-Pat helping someone dispose of a body

-Thomas’ whole interview (specially the part where he says he wished for the freedom of a street urchin whilst crying into his silk pillows)

-The TV guide

-Captains letter about Havers (catch me crying)

-Robins history lesson

-The Captains name being covered in every instance

-Humphrey staring into the distance during his interview

-‘Tu as ruiné ma vie’ (once again catch me crying)

-The captains favourite song being in the mood (so valid) (also ‘the version about the daddy with the beautiful eyes’?!?!)

-‘a Sunday afternoon stroll with, er, a very special, er…’

-Another sir Anthony Bartholomew Raisinby Jones reference?

-Robins stars (Captains stick and Mary😭)

-The picture of Havers in the captains belongings

-Kitty’s top ten tracks

-‘Because Beyoncé’

-‘you probably don’t know about this portal but there’s a thing called mansplaining’

-Daleys postcard to his grandparents

-Julian’s email to his wife

[jamethinks]

Been reading your sxf thoughts & headcanons like a madman & figured I'd spill my thoughts on your ask box.

Sxf version of Russia is probably called Rossiana or Rossania or some shift like that.

While I do see Ewen as gay, I think he'd be a monster lover. The closest thing to that in this universe would be an experimented on child, so I made an oc named Ainsley. He's got yellow cat eyes & sharp teeth. He's self conscious about it, but Ewen thinks it makes him more unique. Yes, he Anya know each other & may or may not have thought the other died.

In regards to no one taking in Yor & Yuri, my thought is maybe there aren't many able bodied people in their village anymore. The young men & women are out fighting which would leave mostly elderly & young children. If there was anyone else, they probably had their own kids & elderly to take care of & probably wouldn't be too keen on taking in others to care for that they're not even related to.

Maybe for Emile's future career path, he can go into entomology (study of insects)? Idk, Ewen had his time to chill with Anya & if Emile gets a chance, I can see the two looking for bugs in the park.

Also I propose Martha gets the same treatment as Jeeves. She's not Becky's mom, but bio-grandma. The previous Mrs. Blackbell was not able to have children, so Martha was an egg donor. It was all very hush hush as Mrs. Blackbell wore clothes to make herself look bigger & Martha was sent away for a "Family Emergency" during the last several months of pregnancy and after to recover. The reason Martha was chosen was because she looked the most like Mrs. Blackbell. Whether or not the current Mr. Blackbell knows, I have no idea.

Speaking of Mr. Blackbell, Anya asked Becky if her dad was the Prince of Darkness or something similar in chapter 36 when they went shopping. Personally I think it might be foreshadowing & Becky did mention their company is designing a new fighting suit of some sort, they're up to something imo.

I've said it once & I'll say it again: Yor, Melinda & Sharon set up a playdate!! That is all.

I think that's everything? I still feel like I'm missing some, but I can come back later.

When you said Ewen was a monster lover, my first thought was that monster was some gay term for a type of guy, and I was like, this shit is getting ridiculous. But it's a fun hc. Maybe I should have them read Frankenstein

Emile studying bugs would be absolutely hilarious. Poor Damian, his dorm is gonna be crawling with them.

Idk how much I like the Martha one but it's creative. I just prefer to think of her and Jeeves as butlers who spent a lot of time with their respective families so they have a bond (plus that opens space for a nice conflict about working class connections to upper class families hehe). That story is close to one I had on my shelf though but for another character

The idea that Becky's dad is Batman is sending me into orbit

[teratonasti]

A birthday gift for the wonderful @kapitein-oranghien-29 ! Featuring his characters Reginald and Bothmer, aka Maid Eye Candy x Big Vampire Lord

Content included: maid outfits, power dynamics, lord/master x servant, vampire fucking, gay tittyfucking, cum swallowing

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Reginald's hands shook as he swung his leg over his Lord's lap, his skirt flaring out as he settled down. He didn't put his full weight on Bothmer's thick thighs, afraid of hurting his Lord, but the vampire grabbed his hips and pulled his maidservant into his lap.

"Fear not, little mouse," the vampire chuckled as he ran his hands over the swell of Reginald's chest. His cock jumped, making the fabric at the front of his dress tent, and his Lord smirked. The flash of his fangs had Reginald's head spinning, cock flexing again. Chilled hands touch fevered thighs and Bothmer cupped his hand around Reginald's cock. "I can handle all of you and more, my sweet Reginald," he purred, his other hand curling around Reginald's corseted waist and pulling him close.

It took moments for Bothmer to pull both their cocks out, his big hand forcing the wet tips to kiss. Reginald's body jerked and twitched by itself as he let his Lord do what he pleased. His own hands were twisted in his skirt, holding the fabric up so they could both see how Reginald's cock leaked every time Bothmer's thumb brushed his slit. A milky bead of precum bubbled up as Bothmer licked his lips and pulled his hand from base to tip, twisting at the end to make Reginald moan.

"M-my Lord..." His voice was breathy, barely audible to the human ear, but Bothmer heard it clearly. He smiled at Reginald, tapping the pad of his thumb gently against Reginald's cockhead.

"Yes, my darling boy? Do you need something?"

Reginald's face burned bright red, his breath picking up as he tried to work his courage up. Before they had become what they were, Reginald could barely talk about sex without stuttering. Bothmer had been sure to slowly break him of it; he just had to raise one eyebrow for Reginald's cock to pulse and his face turn red.

"I... Please, my Lord, I want... I want you to fuck me," he whines, not able to make eye contact. Bothmer's about to ask for more details when Reginald pulls the top of his dress down, showing off the swell of his chest and the soft nipples that Bothmer loved to nibble on. The vampire smiled wide, his fangs growing longer as his body flooded with lust.

He shoved his Reginald around until his butler was in the perfect spot, knelt on the bed and between Bothmer's legs. The tip of his cock drooled onto Reginald's soft skin as he dripped lubricant between his tits. He was shy as he pressed his chest forward, slipping his master's cock into the wet valley he'd prepared. Bothmer groaned, his hips flexing; he took his time in dragging every inch of his cock bwteen Reginald's tits, until the tip bumped against his soft lips.

"Good boy," Bothmer sighed, tangling his fingers in Reginald's long brown hair. His lips and tongue suckled at the tip of Bothmer's cock until his Lord was pulling his hips back. Reginald held his tits together, watching his Lord thrust back and forth between them, and felt his cheeks getting hotter. Bothmer's eyes hadn't left him, and his gaze seemed more predatory the longer he stared at Reginald. His hips picked up, and Bothmer angled himself so every thrust would have his cockhead slipping into Reginald's hot mouth.

Bothmer groaned, fingers curling tighter in Reginald's hair, and pulled Reginald further on his dick. His eyes crossed as he tried to stare up at his Lord, until he closed his eyes and let Bothmer use him. He moaned soflty as Bothmer pushed his head back with a snarled order of "Look at me, Reginald." His eyes opened instantly, and his jaw dropped open for his Lord.

Cool cum splattered on his tongue, dripping from his lips onto his bare chest. Bothmer groaned, tipping his head back as he milked his cock. When he looked back down at Reginald, the vampire smiled, and Reginald swallowed his treat before smiling in return.

"Such a good pet. Now, lay on your back; I have to reward good behavior, after all," he purred, patting the top of Reginald's head gently before he pushed his boy backwards.

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𓍢 ・ ( devyn nekoda. cis woman. she/her , chappell roan )﹕isadora yamamoto , the new york resident , has been living in the city for two years . the twenty-six year old singer is known around the city as the diva - maybe that's because they're melodramatic , but also exuberant .

stats.

nicknames: is, isa, dor, dory

full name: isadora fuka yamamoto

stage name: dora belle. isa is well aware it's a horrendous pun but it fits the drag persona she's created

dob: july 24th, 1994

zodiac sign: leo

place of birth: rolla, mo

current location: new york city, new york

ethnicity: biracial-japanese & white

gender: cis woman

pronouns: she/her

sexuality: gay

occupation: she's working late because she's a singer

career claim: chappell roan

positive traits: passionate, self-assured and creative

negative traits: self-absorbed, judgemental and petty

personality markers: type 7, esfp and sanguine

parallels: alexis rose (schitt's creek), sharpay evans (high school musical), rachel berry (glee), portia davenport (search party)

aesthetics.

eye catching dangly earrings, finding glitter where you least expect it, exaggerated make up looks you could see in the dark, laughter echoing through a 24hr diner, light reflecting off a disco ball, the feeling of belonging on a crowded club dance floor and the contradiction of a yearning to escape your hometown that never lives paired with a nostalgic yearning for your childhood home.

bio.

cws: bullet point 2 includes a career ending injury and bullet point 5 alludes to a toxic mother daughter dynamic

before isadora there was another small town girl with big dreams. okay, there were many other small town girls with big dreams but only one is important for the story of isadora's conception. from a young age annaleigh butler knew she wanted to dedicate her life to ballet. dancing was the only time she felt both complete control and complete freedom. after years of saving money annaleigh was finally able to audition for the school of american ballet's summer programme at the age of 14. she was accepted on the programme. her instuctors saw she had potential and she was lucky enough to become a full time student in the winter term.

annaleigh's promising career was cut short at the age of 20. she tore her acl and she was never able to dance at the same level again. one good thing came from that incident. while attending physio she had a brief encountered the patient who had his sessions before hers. his session overran and he apologised with a joke that was both endearing and slightly annoying. the same thing happened multiple times and they started a friendship that grew into a romantic relationship. despite their different lived experiences and personalities they bonded over their new lives in new york not being as glamorous and prosperous as they expected.

annaleigh and her boyfriend howard were desperate to make their life in new york work. but four years into their relationship they came to the conclusion that working unfulfilling minimum wage jobs just to barely be able to rent a small apartment wasn't worth it. they moved to annaleigh's hometown. a year later isadora was born.

like all parents with an unfilled dream annaleigh planned to live vicariously through her daughter. she signed isadora up for ballet lessons when she was four. isadora hated ballet. the movements were too composed and dull. she was kicked out of her class. her ballet teacher advised her mom to stop bringing her to lessons after five sessions because isadora pouted in the corner of the studio with her arms crossed and refused to participate.

annaleigh thought she was cursed with an uncreative child. however, it turned out isadora also dreamed of performing she just felt restricted doing ballet.

there was a style of dance that appealed to a young isadora. she watched singing in the rain with her nana and fell in love with musicals and tap. her mom reluctantly agreed to take her to tap lessons (her dad thought it was a great idea and way to channel her endless energy).

isadora also spent her childhood attending a local free performing arts club on the weekends. she loved being the centre of attention while on stage and fell in love with the idea of telling stories. bringing stories to life through performing and writing songs that weren't that great at the time were how isadora escaped from her dull and restrictive hometown growing up.

isadora's childhood love of performing stayed with her as she aged into adolescence. in high school isadora was 100% a stereotypical theatre kid (complete with terrorising wait staff at waffle house). she also made friends with a more artsy crowd and developed her sewing abilities. she made costumes for her high school musicals/plays as well as acting in them.

after graduating highschool isadora moved to new york with three of her theatre friends to study at amda. the following year she was scouted by a record label. her voice was perfect for the kind of sultry angsty indie pop that was popular at the time. in her sophomore year she dropped out of drama school to focus on recording music. she released an ep when she was 20. between the ages of 20-22 isadora was a support act on multiple tours and she posted music to social media.

just after turning 22 isadora released the single pink pony club. it had a completely different sound to their earlier work. instead of chasing trends, isadora wanted to create pop music that was theatrical , camp and vibrant. her label wasn't pleased with this change in direction or the sale numbers so they dropped her.

at a loss of how to progress her career isadora moved back home. she got a job waitressing and thought her dream had died. a couple of months into trying to start a mundane life outside of showbusiness isadora got a dm from one of her friends. they wanted her help creating a costume for one of their drag performances (they turned to isadora instead of a professional designer because they thought it would be easier to explain their vision to isa). isadora agreed to help because they offered to pay for her flight and let her sleep on their couch. somehow isadora ended up staying after what she thought was a weekend visit. while in new york isadora got back in touch with her producer and ended up recording music with him because she had wrote a bunch of demos while at home.

isadora's baby album the rise and fall of a midwest princess was released last year. in the past few months her star has been rising rapidly due to multiple well timed bookings. she was the opening act for an extremely successful tour, had a viral coachella set and her newest single is an inescapable hit. she's been loving the opportunity to play for larger crowds and expand her artistry due to an increase of budget. but she finds it exhausting having millions of people expecting her to be their idealised version of her.

headcanons.

cws: emetophobia/one sentence mention of vomit in the last bullet point.

isadora went to the reneé rapp school of media training (the reneé rapp school of media training is having a mouth that works faster your brain and saying every thought you have without considering of the consequences first).

isadora can play the bass guitar, the acoustic guitar, piano, keyboard and obe. she started playing the obe in high school because she thought that playing a lesser known woodwind instrument would be a good conversion starter (she didn't need conversion starters).

she doesn't care about sports but she has pretended to for the sake of flirting. it's essential high school isadora lore that she was on track team all throughout high school just because she had a crush on the girl who handed her the sign up sheet. she was surprisingly good at relay races.

isadora has a king charles spaniel called grizabella.

she’s like a magpie,she’s drawn to anything sparkly and tacky.she laughs in the face of good taste then spits in it’s eye.she thinks that having a collection of material items are a good way to remind people you exist and leave your mark on the world.her main collections are novelty sunglasses, earrings and novelty snowglobe.

isadora hates when people assume her songs are autobiographical. mainly because she's a talented writer who's capable of imagining made up situations to write about but also because some of her songs are autobiographical.

the thing isadora misses the most about not being famous is the ability to be the driver of the hot mess express. in her early 20s isadora was that girl who would throw up outside of clubs and cry on the subway.

wanted connections.

is it casual now: isadora's cc is chappell roan so of course i'd kill for her to have a dynamic with a character where they're her former situationship she fell in love with and felt strung along by.

my delirium: ok i swear i'll ask for plots other than complicated romantic relationships with people she isn't officially dating but i've recently rediscovered my delirium by ladyhawke and it reminded me of isa. i fear she would chronically get attached to hook ups who don't want to define the relationship or have a monogamous relationship with her.

platonic soulmate: self explanatory. a bestie she loves more than anyone else in the world and feels understood by.

nobody likes the opening act: singers isadora opened for back when she wasn't headlining act famous.

bad neighbour: isadora is a menace and terrible neighbour. she's loud, regularly have parties and grizabella barked late at night as a puppy. it would be fun if there was a muse who lived next door to isadora or on the same apartment floor as her and hated or at least mildly disliked her.

girl, so confusing: a female celebrity (probably a singer) isadora has a complicated relationship with because the media pits them against each other and isadora envies her. this relationship could be platonic but it doesn't have to be.

opposites attract: a muse who's more reclusive and reserved than isadora she gets along with.

it's never just coffee: this muse would be an ex isadora had lingering feelings for and probably still does.

[andthebubbles]

well i watched downton abbey movie 1 :3

it was good fun!! umm let's get through the niggles first

the spinny camera thing did so much spinny at the start that it was dizzying (i've also only had about 2.5h of sleep so... but i did feel like it was a biiiit too spinny)

after the king and queen left downton i felt like the movie should've ended there, interestingly, even though there was still stuff left to be resolved. i think it's because the thing to send the royal staff away/lock them in their rooms was so fun that when it was over it was like, WELL that's all over then. or idk. something.

i thought daisy and andy's convo near the end of the movie was lol. but very sweet

anyway, now for the good stuff (or at least not my major criticisms) YAY thomas got a boyfriend for a bit. also omg can't believe ... well he HAS talked to the duke ofc in 1x01 but i guess he means another servant. i guess it's hard to find gay people in a tiny village like downton, esp at that time (might even be hard now, depending on things, maybe? haha kjsffg this is not very coherent or concise, i DID only have 2.5h of sleep)

yeah i looked up the richard ellis character, he doesn't come back. rip. i'm gonna reblog gifs after i ramble all this

the dowager's lines were FIRE as usual

not keen on branson and lucy smith

i REALLY like edith and bertie. and thomas and richard ofc. ONLY THE PEOPLE I LIKE ARE ALLOWED TO KISS IN FRONT OF ME skjfngk

it was a lot of fun to watch the royal staff get sent away/locked up skjfngkjfgn

CARSON IS A FUCKING KILLJOY AND YOU KNOW WHAT HURTS MOST? HE GETS THE CREDIT AT THE END FOR THE WHOLE ~GREAT DINNER ETC, WHEN ALL HE CONTRIBUTED TO IT DOWNSTAIRS WAS DISAPPROVE OF EVERYTHING

it was really fun to watch him have to deal with the arsehole butler though, he deserved that, esp since he (not his fault) yeeted thomas out of the way

speaking of which, wtf mary? well i suppose she has a right to since she's a lady, but jeez. yeah thomas i'd have slammed the door on my way out too. like omg sjfngkfjgn hey mary have you ever heard of like. talking. to thomas. rather than yeeting him straight off the bat. for fucking CARSON

but as i said, at least thomas then didn't have to deal with the arsehole butler ehehe

btw when the queen rocked up on the screen i was like, .......................................MARILLA!!!

cool to see umbridge and trelawney have it out with each other in a different way too skjfngk

oh that bit where violet told mary she doesn't have too long, that was :3 yeah

violet did get a lot of good lines in this movie. i wonder if someone made a gifset

btw not a big fan of the darker lighting they've gone for in this movie (nor the (i think?) even more letterbox-ey ... resolution? ratio?)

anyway, as usual, will add if i think of anything

AND NOW TO REBLOG GIFS

eta: mrs crawley just showing up in lady bagshaw's room like that skjfngkjfgn NOT CREEPY AT ALL

eta2: oh yes we did all ignore carson's shaky hands didn't we >.>

[terastalungrad]

Big Brother UK 21: Episode 3

Tuesday 8 October 2024

Nathan is talking about his time working as a butler for Prince Charles (#notmyking etc), and 20-year-old working class Lily asks him if he was nervous.

Nathan: Not really, because I was young at the time, I was only like seventeen.

Lily: [looks baffled/angry/disgusted] Why were they having sixteen-year-old butlers??

I think it's always worth questioning the Royal family's treatment of teenagers.

Climate activist Daze criticises the Royals, and says she'd have no problem if they paid for themselves. Nathan says it's not always about the money - tradition is valuable too.

Personally, I disagree with both of these positions. Even if the Royals were completely self-sustaining, I would still be on the side of Republicans. Or as I call us, the Guilloteam.

Thomas: I see both sides. I think it's a load of shit. But I also think it's really important.

Baffling.

Non-housemates have a chance to win housemate status. Daze is picked as the most lovable, and she chooses to face Segun as the least lovable housemate. They will be trying to attract the attention of an adorable dog. Whoever the dog goes to first will win.

Segun wins, so the status quo pervails.

Khaled talks to Hanah bond over having paretns who fled war-torn countries. Khaled's grandmother was only recently able to move from Lebanon to Turkey.

Later, Ali talks about her ADHD and autism. Is this the first time Big Brother's had a conversation about masking and hyperfocus I wonder?

In the diary room, Lily talks about the fact that Marcello and Thomas constantly have their tops off. "Imagine if I was walking around with my top off. Be another story." We stan a topless equality icon.

Ali and Martha continue to talk alone about neurodivergence. Ali's brother took his own life, and struggled with mental illness on top of his ADHD and autism. Until recently, Ali was living in "a fugue of sadness". And now is purposefully living a life to fill with stories.

I really love Ali.

Non-housemate Thomas is picked as the most competitive. He chooses to face housemate Rosie, whom he considers least competitive.

They are provided with four dares each. First to fail a dare fails the task.

Accepting his dare, Thomas ends up wearing a bucket on his head. With eye holes.

Rosie ends up changing her name by deed poll to Baked Potato.

Thomas wears a disgusting scarf that's been soaked in filth. First he takes off his top.

Rosie: Why are you topless under a fleece?!

Rosie liquidises and drinks a cheese sandwich.

Thomas shaves off one of his eyebrows.

Rosie squishes chewing gum into her hair.

Thomas is asked to shred three non-housemates' personal photos. And he does it! He chooses Ryan, Daze and Marcello. Oh NO, Daze's picture is of her rabbit!!

Rosie's asked to commit to having all her nominations broadcast to the house. And she chooses NOT to accept this!

Thomas wins, and chooses to save Sarah and Marcello.

With the games complete, the non-housemates facing eviction include both the Nigel Farage fan and the anti-woke Status Quo Warrior. I bet the public evicts a woman regardless.

Thomas asks Big Brother to Google something. This feels like a first too! He wants to know how long it takes an eyebrow to grow back.

Big Brother: Stand by. [beat] Seven to ten years.

One final chance for a non-housemate to escape nomination. All seven raise their hands. Last person standing wins.

SQW Ryan and Tory Royalist Nathan drop out first. Next to drop out are two of my faves, gay barber Dean and Rosie. Next is the oldest contestant, 53-year-old Emma.

Daze and Lily are so determined, though! Watching from the living room, Sarah thinks Lily might drop out for Daze's benefit. The two of them are close, and this is the first time Sarah's seen Lily looking solemn.

Daze is a bit shady here, I reckon. Talking about her back issues, presenting her need to get into the house as greater than Lily's. She even bargains with Lily - offering to prioritise her in any future opportunities.

Lily: ... promise?

Daze: Promise! Promise.

Lily: Like, absolutely promise?

Daze: Absolutely promise. Like, any opportunity, I would.

And, two hours after they began - Lily lowers her arm.

Daze hugs Lily as she weeps.

As Big Brother announces that Daze has the power to save two other non-housemates.

It's lovely to see Lily and Ali talk together. Lily is so open and extroverted, Ali is so reserved. But there's affection between them. Lily asks Ali what she'd buy in a Chinese. Ali says she's vegetarian.

Lily: [gasp] You would love my Chinese, we do deep-fried tofu!

Ali: Love it.

Lily: You can come to my Chinese!

Ali: Okay. I'm coming! [beat] I'm coming!

Nathan talks about Daze's strategy to get Lily to lower her hand. He didn't like it. He acknowledges he's biased since Daze is a climate activist and he's a piece of shit (I'm paraphrasing).

High-stakes nominations. Rosie - my fave - the only woman facing eviction, and it's almost always a woman who's evicted first. She's facing Dean, another fave, as well as my two bitter enemies Nathan and Ryan.