#and thats now like 40% of the reason everyone hates him

[pinkravat-art]

magnus s4 au where everything is the same except jon wakes up from the coma ripped. absolutely shredded.

[thebearme]

Any tf2 headcanons?

I was hoarding this ask for when I have alot of hcs but I now realize that that was an awful idea becuz now there too much going on in my brain. So I'll tell you the ones I can remember rn.

(btw this is gonna be a mess of silly and sad contention into a blender, so sorry for any whiplash)

Everyones business last name is TF2. It's canon, Ms Pauling said so.

Scout and Ms Pauling have one thing in common, they're simps for women out of their league and it's sad.

My current idea of the plot is that Ms Pauling is now the new administrator and the mercs are still working for her but now instead of a war they are now a Hire-A-Merc organization. Why, so they can pay the blood pact that the old administrator got them in from Abraham Lincoln.

The team is a merge for BLU and RED team members.

BLU: Scout, Medic, Soldier, Engineer | RED: Heavy, Demo, Spy, Sniper, Pyro

Engie has an gaming channel.

Engie is a little person. (you can't convince otherwise LOOK AT HIM)

Engie does his own surgery, not that he doesn't trust Medic. He just doesn't trust Medic. He has more trust that in his drunken state he could chop his arm off cleaner than Medic because of his god complex.

Engie says trans rights.

Engie has two moods: Wholesome bumpkin or manic "i am better than all of you".

Medic and Heavy are married. (but to be fair thats just canon)

Medic never had a medical license but he did go to school... for animal care.

Medic has a Doctor of Veterinary Medicine degree and lied ALOT to military when he got drafted to get out safely.

He got a nazi skeleton and dead parents out of that.

Medic burn his documents so now the only people that knows is the people he tells like Heavy.

Medic only have two reasons for being here- 1) to experiment on everyone. 2) Heavy

Medic eats like a cat eating a dragon fruit. And so does Archimedes.

Medic is the definition of "no rules no boundaries he doesn't flinch at torture and sells blood for money. He's your new best friend."

Medic is slowly going more insane with time and can't tell if it's because he sold his soul to the devil or because someone is secretly fucking with him. (it's Spy)

Heavy met Medic before joining the team.

Heavy has a cooking channel.

He's a masochist. (he has too if he's with Medic.)

Heavy will kill Soldier before he starts having kids with Zhanna. He's still not ok with him.

Heavy has lots of cute moles on him. (Medic makes sure to kiss each one and make sure they're not lethal.)

While Im at it Heavy family is cursed to fall in-love with insane men.

Pyro-vision is just Pyro going through a heat stroke.

Pyro is the leader of the hate spy club.

Pyro has kids that live in the ocean with his mermaid wife. Don't ask how, it's Pyro.

Engie and Scout are the only ones that understand what Pyro is saying completely.

Engie adopted Pyro unofficially but that's his son right there.

Soldier and Zhanna are gonna have twins.

Soldier and Demo had kiss once- with their socks on.

Medic did a blood test on Soldier and he actually is not 100% American, he doesn't know and everyone intends it to stay that way.

Soldier and Scout actually know each other from before getting hired by BLU. They were comrade in the 100,000 new men program in Vietnam.

After Scout left in general discharge from a land mine incident he thought that would be the laat time he sees him. He was wrong.

Don't worry they're chill, well as chill as man can be when their hand is somehow a magnet to your neck.

Sniper is a social smoker.

Sniper is like a lizard, he doesn't fuck with the cold.

Sniper is younger than Scout. He just spent too much time in the sun and now he looks like a divorce 40 y/o dad struggling with his mortgage. Or just a brown Adam Sandler.

Sniper got those old man bones AKA my bones. His knees be cracking down the hall.

Sniper hops round different peoples places for the holidays. He spent the most time at Engie's house with Pyro; he had spent a Christmas or two with Scout's family but a "certain someone" doesn't appreciate the bushman there and ruining his holiday with his family.

When Scout has to give directions or details of the area he just draws it. Because NO ONE understands this mans writing.

Scout's life mission is to be Gods greatest gift and not just for the women. Like the bible said "a hole is a hole"... or atleast thats what Scout remembers from church.

Scout while being illiterate CAN speak Spanish, Italian, Vietnamese and French. (but he doesn't remember where he learned french from tho.)

Scout is resistant to radiation at this point.

Before becoming a merc, Scout was working at a diner that fitted him quite well.

Waffle House at the graveyard shift.

Scout's fuckboy attitude comes from daddy issues while Spy slut attitude comes from mommy issues.

Spy came from a rich family until he ran away to help in the war effort and became a spy. He doesn't regret his decision nor miss his home but does wish he did a proper goodbye to his brother.

The reason Spy has teeth capsules in his mouth to begin with is because one time him and a his fellow spy were getting torture by the enemy by having their teeth removed. Now all his teeth are fake.

Speaking of teeth, Scout got his buck-teeth from Spy.

Spy HAS gotten lungs transplanted several times from Medic because this mf refuses to chill out and get help with his smoking problem.

Spy is gender fluid.

Spy is a furry.

Demo is going to kill him one day.

That day is when he finds his DA account.

[moonshynecybin]

okay but fucked how the neon yellow issue shouldn’t be an issue to this day and age yet there it remains. all neon yellow. even if pecco inherited the friends and family business of giving everyone and uccio reason to hate on marc by being the best (and only, mind) vr46 rider to amount to anything as of yet (sorry 😭), it still shouldn’t be going that far, should it? it’s been… literal years? soon to be decades? what would the reason for the continued haterism from uccio specifically (that bet lmaoooooo) be if like, nothing changed and we are all very much aware that neon yellow will take “marquez fucked me over” to his grave… like the amount of aggression just doesn’t click in place compared to the severity of marcs alleged crimes against humanity even if uccio really fucking hates marc (for reasons unknown?) it’s just astonishing, honestly… what the fuck did marc do to warrant such petty and cruel and pathetic loser behaviour to this dayyyyyyyyy from a guy in his 40s!!!!! vale stop talking about marc every day so uccio can finally move on!!!!!!!!

girl he won against vale. its that simple

like theres a LOT at play in the uccio/vale dynamic that drags its ass over to the rosquez of it all but. essentially. uccio's life and career is all tied up in vale. in wanting to see vale win. in specifically doing whatever vale needs to be successful. and it clearly comes with a lot of love (childhood best friends !!!!) and a sort of. guard dog like intensity and protectiveness over vale's ability to compete and his LEGACY ! so marc comes in and is charming and talented and. vale keeps saying hey maybe hes the next me :) "it is not an exaggeration to say marquez is the next valentino rossi" and "marc certainly has the potential to be the greatest of all time") and uccio is like. what the hell is that supposed to mean. you are SINGULAR ?? GET UP ?? like vale's just come off two down years and this twink comes in, charms the pants off of him, wins the TITLE AS A ROOKIE, and vales just like OHHH WELLLLLLL and invites him to the RANCH. and on a personal level for vale this makes sense because hey he isnt competitive yet anyways so who cares. he'll be nice. he likes marc !!! but UCCIO is VERY protective of vale's legacy..... and i think hates marc on fucking principle because of that....

and then 2015. have you ever had a friend flop. have you ever had a friend in crisis. have you ever sat down with said friend and invented excuses/reasons for their floppage to comfort them because thats what you do when you love someone. like. marc is already a broader "threat" to vale's GOAT status, he's been specifically and persistently fucking annoying ALL goddamn season, and uccio just doesnt fucking like him anyways. perfect excuse. here. unburden your floppage, blame this SABOTEUR. and then theres sepang-> confirms him as reason for floppage/losing the title-> the next few years marc just doesnt stop winning-> MORE of a threat to GOAT status -> argentina happens now he's DANGEROUS to boot -> still fighting against his and vale's joint babies-> GODDDDD he fucking hates that guy to this day

[crystaljellie]

An Analysis of My Scott Playlist

Big long post as promised <33 roughly 40 songs

I've Had Enough by Melina KB

This song in the context of double life is very interesting to me, but I also like to see it in Scott talking to Jimmy (Sorry flower husbands truthers I love soft and kind flower husbands too but we have all seen what happened in limited life they do have some slight issues)

"Cause you miss the way I let you walk all over me" | Again could work in both contexts, Scott never really went out of his way to stop Pearl from doing what she does with the powdered snow, sure he did retaliate but you can tell at some point he just gets used to it. And then in the context of Jimmy I'm thinking very especially about limited life flower husbands and Scott giving up time for Jimmy.

"I'm done with shutting up I've learned a lot better" | Maybe in this of Scott thinking he's learnt to stand up for himself? And I say think because I'm talking about how he thought he was in the right in double life (None of them were) It's also funny because he has the confidence so strongly in double life where he makes his feelings known and then it's just like... 'Oh yeah you can kill me!!' And I know it's part of his whole making everything fair thing, but still

"Admit you did it we all know you did it" | We all know you're the one who left me when you went to the nether, tormented me, screwed me over repeatedly. Both Pearl and Scott do not understand each others perspectives of the situation and villanize the other for it.

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Washing Machine Heart by Mitski

"I know who you pretend I am" | Limited life Scott and Martyn, Martyn pretending he's serving his king again, Scott being alright with it because he knows Martyn is by his side for more than just that reason, and he's right Martyn is.

It's a pretty short analysis here but it's mainly I guess about Scott wanting allies and wanting to be loved by them but they always have someone else more important to them than he is

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The Moon Will Sign by the Crane Wives

"All those empty rooms" | Something about Scott being alone after Jimmy died in 3rd life, empty rooms with no noise to fill them

"We made our peace with weariness and let it be" | The weariness oof being forced into death games over and over, the blood brings chaos the familiarity of death brings peace

"I shine only with the light you gave me" | OKAY NOW HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE You might be saying "But Scott was the one who lived longer in that relationship and is literally seen as the stars" But have you ever considered Jimmy was the one everyone loved more, jimmy was the one to make strong alliances, Jimmy was the one there was fuss over when he died. Scott was only able to be strong because he had Jimmy by his side and without that 'light' he was simply a tool of vengence

"Instead you hoarded all thats left of me" | In the sense that Jimmy unknowingly kept Scott's ability to love another other than him, and all his courage and faith in the world. Not that Jimmy was doing it on purpose but it still happened anyways

"I want to feel the fire that you kept from me" | NOBODY TALK TO ME THIS IS 100% SCOTT TALKING ABOUT RANCHERS. I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE RANCHERS AND HATE FLOWER HUSBANDS OR WHATEVER BUT YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS IS NOT SCOTT BEING BITTER THAT JIMMY GAVE MORE LOVE TO TANGO THAN HE EVER DID TO SCOTT. HE WANTED TO FEEL THAT FIRE OF A LOVE HE NEVER GOT TO KEEP

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Two Slow Dancers by Mitski

Another double life-coded song

Very much Scott and Pearl

"And We've both done it all a hundred times before" | More so in reference to last life, they've played the death game before they know how it goes

"it would be a hundred times, easier if we were young again" | If they were young and still filled with faith, if Scott hadn't won last life and learnt the pain of winning and become bitter in the season following

"We get a few years and then it want's us back" | Not necessarily a few years but more so like the gaps between the games, a bit of freedom and then the watchers want them all at each others throats

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Evelyn Evelyn by Evelyn Evelyn

Surprise surprise another Pearl and Scott one

"Why do we bother to stay? Why are you running away" | Scott and Pearl with their conflicting feelings at the start of double life, with Scott wondering why he should stay and Pearl not wanting him to leave her

"We grew up closer than most, closer than anything, closer than anything" | In either they grew up close in last life or their soulbound in double life, either way their fates are intertwined

"What if they find us? They're not looking anyways" and it's counter part line "I want to be famous, they're watching us anyways" | WATCHERS WATCHERS WATCHERS!! There's so much about this that just gives, hiding away from the watchers or giving into their whims

"At your side I feel like a ghost" | It can go either way in my mind, Pearl not feeling adequate enough to be seen and Scott feeling like she's killing him

"A parasite needs a host- I'm only trying to do what is best for us!" | because Pearl only wanted to help her soulmate, not that Scott didn't but he felt so betrayed and then it turned to a feeling of her leeching onto him

"You're always trying to be somebody else" | THIS!! Because Pearl wasn't acting like who she used to be and who Scott became friends with, she became 'somebody else' in an attempt to bring him back.

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Little Soldiers by the Crane Wives

"Beneath the table you would offer up my bones And all the dogs would lick your fingers" | As in how Jimmy does things at Scott’s expense to get people to trust him or to get time and hearts and such

"And I dragged you through every room inside our home" | Scott struggling to get Jimmy to do anything with him anymore and feeling like the effort he puts in is not enough

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November by Sparkbird

"Admit it, you were never going to get it I was always going to get it" | Can't explain why but this gives last life Scott killing Ren

"Maybe that's relevant somehow, can I explode now" | ....boom boom at the end of double life :3

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Allies or Enemies by The Crane Wives

"And I swear I didn't mean what I said" ...I live by the belief that Scott didn't actually mean to tell Pearl he was 'breaking up' with her, guys trust me it was the watchers. But also apart from that it could be anything

"Are we allies or enemies this will be the death of me" | Scott in secret life, not understanding what his teammates actually think of him

"All is fair in love and war but I can't fight with you anymore" | FLOWER HUSBANDS LIMITED LIFE GUYS!!

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Canary in a coal mine

CANARY IN A COAL MINE IS SCOTT’S SONG NOT JIMMY’S I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

"Am I the only thing that keeps you safe when the light is gone?" | Scott being the only person to protect Jimmy in third life and protecting his memory even after he’s dead

"I’ll be worth more than all the silence left in my way" | The silence referring to how Jimmy doesn’t really interact or talk to Scott outside of third life, he is silent towards him, and Scott is hoping that he’ll be more than that to Jimmy if he tries hard enough

"I’ll sing you songs until the darkness does recede" | Scott calming Jimmy down when he needs it always being there to reassure him, keeping his hearts safe and him armoured in 3rd life

"Will you forget about your love for me?" | If Scott is no longer able to keep chasing after someone that won’t come back from him will that love that they once had in 3rd life be forgotten for good?

"And when you break the surface, oh, without me" | When Jimmy meets new people achieves new things and finally manages to break the curses all without Scott because no matter how much Scott tries Jimmy won’t let him help

"Please don’t return me to the dark of all the memories, yeah" | The dark actually being hope don’t give him any more hope that those memories could be recreated

"I will save you when your lights go out" | Scott is giving him time which continues to live being his breath, Scott’s love for him keeps him alive and that act of love is letting Jimmy kill him for time, saving him when he needs it most

This song is so so Scott coded most if not all the lyrics fit his perspective of things, the song is associated with Jimmy mainly because he is the Canary in the coal mine which sure fair enough but the lyrics themselves don’t fit his personality or his view of things, I guess some things could refer to how the winners and others have left him behind and he is weighed down by the curse but nothing else really fits him. 

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Misery Meat by Sodikken

"You want a taste of my brain? Okay, it's yours anyway, A bite of my eye alright I won't put up a fight" | Scott giving his time away and hearts away for other people with little complaint

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This is going to be part 1, and I will reblog this later with part two

[bombshelllblonde]

heyyyyyy im backkk!!!!!!!

invading ur ask box again lol, sorry!!!!!!

this might start being a thing

ANYWYAS

i totally forgot to mention last time hiw muvh i love lenny, mary-beth and hosea and tilly and MOLLY O SHEA omg

the drinking mission w lenny is one of my favorites, and I LOVE PLAYING DOMINOES W TILLY MY GIRL SHE IS THE BEST

AND SADIE I LOVE HER SM

Like yea gurl!!!!! kill the o driscolls!! kill them all!! avenge ur pookie!!! rahhh!!!

Mary-beth and kieran are my blorbs. my pookies. my babbygirls. my schmookums

molly o'shea that woman that she is i love her so so so much

i feel so bad for her tho w her fights w dutch :(

speaking of dutch, idk i have like a neutral (slightly negative) view of him???

i dislike how he treats molly, and w how he treats mary-beth?? (inst dutch also like 40-50 and mary-beth like 20-smth? idk im probably rlly biased in this lol)

ALSO another reason dutch be chosing Micah the rat over what is his basically adopted son??

im definitely biased in this but wtv lmao

but he hasnt really done much so i dont hate him, but i dont like him either

moving on, do yk if theres any way to explore blackwater + south of it while playing as arthur? i wanna get all the dinosaur bones and legendary animals !!

i replayed the 'americans at rest' mission, yk w bill (i think) javier and charles at the bar (towards the beginning of the game)

its so fucking funny i cannot

arthur walks in, uses his amazing charmer skills (LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER) and then bill runs in, punches a guy therefore starting a bar fight, HERE COME CHARLES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR, arthur gets his ass kicked and then kicks ass and nearly beats the guy half to death

yk when jack grows up and tells epople abt his dear ol uncle arthur that uncle lore drop boutta be CRAZYYYY

did i mention charles throwing a chair? its my favorite part could you tell

i have a pretty neutral view of john marston ig, i kinda hope he steps up and gets the stick outta his ass, starts being a father to jack or smth but im trying not to get my hopes up lmao

thats it for now!!!! hope u have a nice day!!!!

(thanks for responding to these btw! lmk if im bothering u tho, ty for letting me ramble abt my hyperfixation lmao)

okay lsitennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn rdr2 has been mt hyper fixation since July of 2022 when my brother in law gave me his old ps4 and the game and i don’t think ive shut up about it since i started playing. My entire personality is rdr2. And my current outlet/therapy is writing my rdr2 fanfiction

it’s gotten to the point where my family has literally started buying me cowboy/outlaw stuff. when I was a teenager i loved owls so everyone got me owl things. now im obsessed with cowboys at 26 years old and every gift I receive has something to do with outlaws

My sister got me a cameo of Roger Clark talking to me as Arthur for my 25th bday and literally nothing has ever topped that. It was the most amazing gift ever and now I have a video of Arthur Morgan saying my name and talking to me about my horses!!!! It’s so amazing I watch it all the time

unfortunately there isn’t any way to explore blackwater as Arthur unless you get like mods or something. the AI immediately roll up and the bounty hunters shoot him dead if you try to get into west Elizabeth

do you know how to play dominoes??? Literally ive only ever played 5 finger fillet in that game because i cant fucking play dominoes or poker bc i don’t know how

also Tilly is amazing just wait until later in the game. there’s a mission that really solidified the love i have for Arthur being the protective older brother

Dutch is sooooo complex and i think that’s why i love him so much. i won’t get too deep into my feels for him just yet bc i want you to keep going without me saying anything but once you get farther into the game we can talk about him!!!

Hosea and Dutch are literally my gay fathers. I love them so much. Their love for each other literally makes my tummy flip I love it so so so much

Also I’d let Charles hit me with a chair too, tbh. Love of my life

I never disliked Molly but I didn’t like her either, I think she’s just too much of a loud mouth. Felt like to me she could have not been in the game and it wouldn’t have changed much. Idk

And John’s complexity we can talk about after you progress a lil further. I honestly don’t want to spoil anything or give it away unless you don’t care about spoilers. But I’m just gonna stay quiet until you let me know 😂😂😂😂

[someoneinjersey]

while googling the answer to "why does 5 seconds of summer hate their song 'dont' stop'" last night i came upon a tumblr post from a now deactivated account, dated 8 years ago listing four big reasons why they hate 5sos.

as someone who's almost 40 and just became a 5sos fan and has lived through the golden and bullshit days of pop punk and little bands full of dudes etc, i was like OP I JUST WANNA TALK

like their points were that 1) they steal riffs and logos and designs, 2) theyre mean to fans, 3) theyre sexist, and 4) theyre homophobic.

as to point 1 -- at the time the post was made, they were still teenagers (or three of them were, one was 21) and they were of COURSE going to be making music and designs or whatever that were influenced by the bands they liked and grew up on. that's how that shit works, both being teens and being in bands. its extremely hard to be original anymore, and you can't even say the bands they copied were being original either because they TOO were drawing from artists who came before. everything old is new again, every song sounds like another song and every art design has been influenced by another or is a tribute to another. that's just ART. the video linked to prove that a 5sos song was the same as another band's (it was either MCR or FOB or Green Day, idr) is no longer available, but i think a better video to watch would be one of several that points out all popular songs are from the same chords.

as to point 2 -- again, the post cited that explained the bad experience has since been deleted, but you will find that EVERY SINGLE ACTOR OR SINGER OR BAND OR ANY TYPE OF CELEBRITY HAS STORIES FROM FANS WHERE THEY WERE "MEAN". because people have bad days, and sometimes fans really feel entitled to too much of them. we as consumers of their art aren't entitled to shit. and once more (this is a theme to my pov) they were literal teenagers who shot to fame and by their own accounts were sometimes doing five countries in five days.

points 3 and 4 -- the sexism and the homophobia which were just old twitter posts ... i would like to know if OP has ever met a group of young male friends or anyone from australia. obviously we know now that shit's not kosher and hope they've grown and learned, but they were teenagers (I say this because all the ones cited were by Michael who was not the member who was 21 at the time of OP's list). they're about the same age as my brother, and having been around him and his friends at that age ... that's how they talk to each other. same with having had a best friend from australia for 17 years, culturally it's not a big deal to say shit like that. and AGAIN if it's about putting it on twitter for everyone to see, THEY WERE STUPID BOYS.

even though i'm not on twitter anymore (or fucking X or whatever) and i don't follow them on social media at all, i haven't seen anything to suggest they still have that same dumb boy mindset. and you can look at it like, thats me being sexist or ageist, or you can look at it like i'm excusing it all because of their age and gender and the cultural differences, plus their parents probably didn't teach them any differently. so honestly take this however you want but like man. having lived through the pop punk bandom during the 2000s and 2010s, you gotta be able to separate people making stupid mistakes from people doing really fucked up shitty things.

so thats my rant because that post rubbed me the wrong way OH WELL.

[ph0b1aphobic]

uhM.. ive never actually used this account for my weird ramblings and such but !!! i have a new thing to ramble about so enjoy my nonsense !! :)

tw: mentioned child neglect and fnaf lore being confusing.

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Okay this is about micheal and c.c(and elizabeth) and how there bond would realistically(as realistically as possible for fnaf) go!

okay so first i would like to say every sibling bond is different this is just my take on these dudes so if you have a different opinion good for you!! anyways lets start for real now. :)

okay so micheal or foxybro and c.c are known not to have the best relationship and thats like really common i litterly fought with my twin last night but the difference is that micheal is like a teen and c.c is at least 7(seven) or 8(eight) meaning theres a huge age difference so theres that. And also william probably is almost never at home or is busy working meaning elizabeths main role model is micheal meaning she would probably either bully kids at school or bully c.c at home or both. ( and also no one has really told micheal "that hey thats not really okay dude stop it.")

Meaning micheal or foxybro is helping elizabeth be shaped into this bully who doesnt know any better because she see's someone older doing it and thinks its okay. of course she has other role models or adults but her main one is micheal thats her brother. that's who she is with the most. Thats who she grows up with. ( and its also making micheal think even more that its okay to just bully c.c despite the fact its not and even then he should know better hes like a teenager.)

But of course with bad comes good. if you have a sibling that you bullied you or you got bullied by you'll here your parent(s) or guardian saying "You have to stop this. If something bad happens to me/us you'll only have each other." and while for the most part thats true.

they didnt seen each other for 40(forty)(?) plus years before meeting again so eh but its fnaf so. bUT realistically speaking if something did happen its true Micheal will have to take care if both elizabeth and c.c because we can safely assume Mrs. Afton isnt there she left or just died earlier.

And since william more than likely is almost always busy mike probably has had to take care for both if them when he isnt there. And micheal can say he hates c.c and bully him all he wants but deep down no matter how much he denys it he loves his little brother and he would more than likey do anything for him and elizabeth.

It doesnt matter how much he bullies c.c their stuck together. their brothers and they love each other no matter what because even if you say you hate family deep down you love them. ( sometimes!!!! not always !!!!! )

moving onto c.c and his death (Tw: talks of child death and once again fnaf lore being confusing !!)

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okay so here comes the confusing part. So everyone has different AU's and stuff and i have not completely figured mine out yet but for right now ill just start talking.

So mike is the reason c.c died. simple as that. but its not because some people would hold grudges and some people wouldnt and c.c is an eight year old who now has a whole bunch of head trauma and memory issues. because there is no way in hell that fredbear did not crush his whole head like >:/.

anyways meaning c.c probably doesnt remember who the hell killed him or that hes dead but if he does i feel like he wouldnt know how to feel on one hand he would probably be very very upset but an a different hand he would also know that micheal wasnt trying to kill him. so he would just be stuck in the middle.

he would probably hold a grudge for a while but seeing as c.c is like probably eight(8) it would be one of those grudges he forgets after an hour or so. But also i can all assume that all the afton's are petty because ??????????? and c.c probably wouldnt talk to micheal at first if they ever met up again if he did remember who killed him but if he didnt remember he would probably be terrified of him still because yaknow...... mike bullied him....

but if c.c did hold a grudge and never wanted to see mike again i feel like mike would probably see that as understandable i mean he did kill him. but it wasnt completely his fault that also probably wasnt his intentions. once again confusing and it depends on if you make c.c forgive him or not.

i personally see it as he doesnt forgive him now at all and it would take like a while for him too. but since he has matured since then its easier for c.c to trust him not all the way but enough.

oh!! oh!! another thing me personally i feel like william does but also doesnt love his kids like when he first met them he hated them but they started growing on him and he's a bit neglectful but he A.) he either doesnt notice or B.) he's working on it but failing.

anyways!! thank you for reading this the whole way through. i am so sorry its not more neat i just.... idk man my thoughts are weird and this is just me rambling. uhm. ill try to update more on this account but yaknow....school....and..stuff...

okay anyways bye !!! happy holidays !!!! :DD

[geesenoises]

i was tagged in a different (shorter) version of this awhile ago and i had it all answered and then accidentally backed out of it just as i was about to post 🙃 so this time i did it in google docs. thank you @saintgarbanzo for tagging me! deepest apologies to everyone for how long this is. i tend to go on.

relationship status single, but also i take my marriage to @ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm very seriously.

favorite food dim sum. shrimp rice rolls drowned in sweet dim sum soy sauce foreverrrrr.

favorite color green, pink. i think i’m really just a very saturated color person. neons. jewel tones. love them.

song stuck in your head for reasons unknown - the killers. they bring fans up on stage to play the drums with them when they play it on tour and i watched so many of them last night. my favorites are kyle, from their scotland show (which @wolfpants will probably appreciate) and katie from manchester (brandon calls her casey, but there was a fairly credible article that identified her). but there are so many and you should look them all up!! i clap and cheer at the end of every single one.

last thing you googled "how much is a steinway” i cannot play piano, nor do i want one. i just couldn’t remember if they’re in the $50k or $100k range (probably could get an old used one for $50k if you looked, but starting around $70k depending on model. and the sky’s the limit.)

time 8:13pm

dream trip a trip that literally will only exist in my dreams is one i was supposed to take before the panini ruined everything. visiting my brother in japan. i would stop in singapore for a week first, and then go visit him and we’d maybe go on a road trip together. he’s moving back here in the spring, so it can’t happen, but i did get to see him and take a mini american road trip so thats okay. other places: italy, hong kong, taiwan, various american roadtrips, a house in the country or next to lake with all the people i love most in the world.

last book you read uhhhh this is very embarrassing. i have not read a complete book in the longest time. but the last book i started is george saunder’s A Swim in a Pond in the Rain

last book you enjoyed i was enjoying the saunders book. brain just does not cooperate.

last book you hated reading i’d have to have read something to hate it

favorite thing to cook/bake either things that are low effort, high reward (my favorite brownie recipe), or things that are high effort to make, which makes it very expensive to buy or source, so i must supply it for myself. the pinnacle of this for me are canneles. my favorite pastry ever, especially fresh. i think i will go make myself some chocolate cake now tho.

favorite craft to do i’ve been very into knitting since i started last year. so far i’ve completed: a scarf for myself, a hat and scarf for my friends’ toddler, a shawl for my mom, a hat for me. working on: a shawl for me, a sweater for me, a cowl for a friend. 

most niche dislikes the phrase “have a good one” feels too vague for me. though i’ve mellowed on it somewhat over the years. i hate bell peppers. i think they ruin anything they’re in. traffic lights on roads where the speed limit is 40+ mph. (which is like in many places in the US, but god, it’s horrible trying to stop in the right time/place for the red at that speed without slamming the brakes.)

opinion on circuses i don’t know enough about present day circuses to have an opinion, tbh. might have to go change the “last thing you googled” answer shortly.

Do you have a sense of direction and if not what’s the worst way you’ve gotten lost? i think i do! i don’t think i’ve ever gotten lost real bad, but i’ve been unable to find something and had to wander. i was in shanghai for an overnight layover and made the mistake of leaving the airport without getting cash. you couldn’t buy metro tickets without cash and we needed to get to our hotel. it was about 9pm. i wandered around the airport train station looking for an atm google maps was telling me was nearby while my dad waited with our luggage. couldn’t find it. had to find the nearest bank. jammed my card in the wrong slot and almost lost it inside the machine. a pair of nail clippers in my backpack saved me. i managed to use them like tweezers to pull the card out. finally got money. but on top of that, uh, let’s say the airplane food was not agreeing with me. so. it was a difficult hour for me. i never travel without nail clippers now.

last show you watched gamechanger, a game show where the game changes every time. it’s on dropout.tv and you should look up clips on youtube if you need a laugh.

currently watching nothing, but probably the sandman is next on my list.

currently reading nothing omg. i’m even between fics.

current obsessions welcome to mountport. eva noblezada. my backyard stray cat. finishing my ex-wireless fic. trying to figure out the ideal shampoo/conditioner situation for my head. this drarry fic that's a wip. every thing i talked about above. you know, normal things.

i'm just tagging people for attention. let's be transparent about this. do it if you feel like it!! @makeitp1nk @phoebe-delia @basicallyahedgehog @sorrybutblog @m0srael @cavendishbutterfly @corvuscrowned (who i know is away but 🤷🏻‍♀️)

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my henrik! lore under the cut: 

early-mid 40’s, cis male/very closeted trans woman (he him/she her), bisexual, 6’2”

henrik is literally the CLOSEST thing to canon my egos are gonna get. like, henrik is still a “”DOCTOR”” and DEFINITELY still has his medical license to perform surgeries. definitely.

and as for personality, well, theyre very similar. like ok. i see stuffy, serious henriks in fics all the time, and i for real think yall are forgetting canon henrik. he’s Passionate, hes Loud, he yells and he’s a lil narcissistic at times but hes loveable and cares very much for jack and his friends. and thats really who my henrik is personality-wise.

hes got some sass and snark to him, hes very smart and analytical, he lets his passion for his work and his hobbies roam free. now, could this boisterous personality be hiding his true fears, his gender dysphoria, his need for love and validation? possibly but shhh

henrik is another ego with a backstory! its somewhat simple early on, he was a single kid with strict parents, growing up in rural germany. he was very smart and school was a joke, he made friends and got both the ladies and the fellas when he went to college for his doctorate. but, he never finished his degree because he flunked out, partially out of laziness and his idea that he was smart enough to be a surgeon without a license, the fact that he WAS doing surgeries illegally for people who didnt want to go to “real” doctors because they were also doing illegal stuff (yes my henrik is involved in crime but thats neither here nor there), and also because he was distracted by meeting his Wife.

he gets married to anne, a dentist he fell head over heels in love with, and had three children with-two twin girls and a son. he went to jail a few times for petty crimes and eventually being found performing surgeries without a license, but he had good lawyers and didnt serve long. his life before the egos was strange and filled with crime and love and family, all kinds of wacky shenanigans. hes an interesting person.

but, his son tragically passed in a car accident, which happened before he was brought to life, so to speak. he was still grieving the loss of his son and the divorce that followed, so he was kinda quiet when he was born.

so thats in general who this guy is. but with the plot, the reason henrik was created was because of jackie. when jackie was born, jack wasnt getting him help or the medications he needed because of his schizophrenia. as such, he was very sick and mentally unstable, and jack needed someone smart who could get him that help without having the doctors ask about “histories” birth certificates, etcedera.

henrik actually never knew he was created for jackie, but still, he got him the help he needed, often caring for jackie on his bad days, secretly hoping for jackie to love him back. but henrik…never felt that jackie did. in fact, theres a lot to henrik and jackie’s relationship. and as the plot moves along, henrik grows distasteful and angry towards jackie. when he starts ‘favoring’ chase over him, he gets jealous. when jackies schizophrenia leaves him bedridden, henrik is left alone and grows bitter towards jackie and his illness as jack is, not very nice to henrik when jackie isnt around (but again, thats a conversation for another day). and theres something that snaps inside him, when he finds out jackie is trans, and is out, happy, transitioned, validated, and henrik…henrik is not. and its immature and childish, but henrik HATES jackie for it.

but with his relationships with the other egos, they were pretty good. he and marvin became best friends, he adores chase, and of course, he falls for jameson hard. with the egos, hes like the mama that scolds everyone if they forget to eat, patching up scrapes and bruises and making sure they all stay out of trouble, despite the things that henrik himself does for a living. hes like the counterpart to jackie, being the second parent of the household when jack is taken.

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its so disgusting how justin bieber was groomed so much as a teen by older men and women like why tf is this lady on a podcast trying to have a sex talk with 15 yr old justin why is this man fucking trying to talk abt sex with underage justin and he also said "hes beautiful like a women" which is vile and why is this older women who ia 40 yrs old on stage forcefully trying to kiss 18 yr old justin on the neck and literally in front of everyone and justin then said into the mic "wow i feel violated right now" and later that day her response was like "i did grab his butt...im single..but i think thats cougar rape..it better be because thats just weird if it isnt...um yeah i gave him a kiss and there was a lot of lipstick and my partner luke said to wipe it off and i was like no asshole i did that for a reason so he'll remember me i-i-i couldn't help it he was just so delicious so little jus ahh i want to tear his head off and eat it" like WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU also i hate how people wld treat mens and womens experiences with SA differently like theres either two things that happens if a women comes out and says she gotten saed like either people support her or men wld call her a slut BUT if a man comes out and says it then men wld be all up on him and say bullshit like "take it like a man" or something belittling like that ot saddens me how differently men get treated in these situations and how people back then were to boys like it can still happen today but im just saying back then in the era of when justin bieber was young and stuff like that it wldnt be talked abt as if it was rn bc literally people in the crowd when he got kissed on staged clapped and laughed like tf yall are grown ass people laughing and clapping and supporting this shit like thats disgusting like the whole thing abt a young boy or girl celebrity back then growing up and being sexualized left and right and just being used as fan service or the media being all up their ass and shit like its just disgusting like for an example britany spears yk

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I posted 233 times in 2022

That's 233 more posts than 2021!

86 posts created (37%)

147 posts reblogged (63%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@blue-aconite

@lt-bradshaw

@coyotesamachado

@boldlyvoid

I tagged 119 of my posts in 2022

Only 49% of my posts had no tags

#top gun maverick - 40 posts

#x reader - 27 posts

#reader insert - 21 posts

#bradley rooster bradshaw - 20 posts

#jake hangman seresin - 20 posts

#top gun - 18 posts

#bradley bradshaw - 17 posts

#rooster - 16 posts

#top gun maverick x oc - 12 posts

#hangman x oc - 12 posts

Longest Tag: 47 characters

#i feel so powerful when i stun a man to silence

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#5

Gatsby | B.R.B

Summary: You and Bradley have a meet-cute in a library and starts to fall head over heels for you.

Pairing: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x civilian!reader

Content warnings: Fluff, literary references

A/N: This one is so short... Like I don't even think I really needed the "read more" but it is what it is.

Bradley Bradshaw wasn't really a "library guy". Honestly, the only reason that he was at the library was because he wanted to get away from all of the noise. He walked up and down the aisles until he saw the receptionist hand you a massive box of books, and one extra book.

Books are heavy. You knew that when you put twenty five copies of Pride and Prejudice on reserve for your students, but you didn't put much thought behind having to pick them up. The box felt like it was about to give way as soon as you picked it up. You made it to one of the tables by the door before putting it down with a sigh. Bradley, having seen this, walked over to see if he could help.

"Do you need help?"

You almost thought about saying no, but your back would hate you for it in the morning.

"Sure. My car isn't that far if you could just carry this box for me."

After Bradley helped you get the books to your car, the two of you exchanged numbers. Much to your surprise, you were having pretty consistent conversations for a few weeks. You even went on a couple of dates, and it was pretty safe to say that the two of you were exclusive.

You had even started to get him into reading. It was a surprise for everyone in the Dagger Squad that Rooster now carried a book with him, but it became even more of surprise that the genres were all over the place. Most avid readers have a favorite book in every genre, and you were one of those people.

"What's Bradshaw got?" Hangman asked. Bradley didn't hear him. He instead continued reading and figuring out what his favorite part of the chapter was. He didn't even notice Hangman's presence until he was basically right in his face to figure out what the book was.

"The Great Gatsby? Dude, I'm worried about you. I mean, Catch-22 sure, thats fine. But Gatsby? You're not... Who are you dating?"

Phoenix, who was at the other end of the room, couldn't help but laugh. Rooster took a minute to save his place before glaring up at Hangman.

"She's an English teacher and she's simply the best, okay? I'm also trying to get more on her level and read more so that we have more in common. Go ahead and make fun of me for it all you want, but I'm actually enjoying this a lot."

Sure, the teasing after that felt a little relentless, but both of you were happy and hearing about it from Bradley after a long day at training always made you smile.

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527 notes - Posted October 9, 2022

#4

If you take requests; can I request a hangman x f!reader where they argue before he goes on a mission cuz she told him that she loves him and he didn’t answer.. and then there’s an accident but she’s by his side as he wakes up and he tells her that all he could think of was her and that he loves her too!! Sorry this got kind of long! Love your writing

Hold My Hand | J.H.S.

Pairing: Jake "Hangman" Seresin x f!reader

Content warnings: SO MUCH angst (with a happy ending), injury, cursing

A/N: Hope you enjoy, anon! I've never written a request before but I tried my best. I named it after Lady Gaga's song for the movie. Hopefully I'll write something happier soon.

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"It's literally not a big deal," you calmly said as you and Jake walked into your apartment.

"Not a big deal? Y/N, he tried to get your number and you almost gave it to him! I was sitting right in front of you!"

"Oh for fucks sake. He's a waiter and he knew we were together! I was signing the receipt!"

"I paid for dinner!"

"The checkbook was closest to me!"

"I wonder why!"

"Do you realize how stupid you sound right now? And did you ever stop to think that I wouldn't cheat on you because I love you?"

It kind of just slipped out. Your mouth was moving faster than your brain. The room went dead silent. You and Jake looked at each other and your heart sank as he turned to leave.

"I have to leave for a mission tomorrow," was all he said before he walked out of your apartment. You ran for your bedroom and changed out of your dress and into something more comfortable.

As you laid on your bed, you decided to call Penny and vent to her. Jake and Phoenix were doing the mission together, so venting to her felt like it would be practically useless.

"Spend a few days with me and Amelia. I don't want you to be alone," Penny said. You gladly accepted her offer and grabbed a duffel bag from inside of your closet. After texting Phoenix where you would be over the next few days, you drove to Penny's house. Maverick was leaving as you pulled into the driveway and he waved at you.

"You don't have to tell me. I know I fucked up and I know that she's at Penny's," Jake told Phoenix the next morning.

"I saw her car in the driveway on my way here. It's not weird," he explained.

"Sure. But you know you upset her, right? I don't know why you didn't say anything. I love her and she's not even my girlfriend."

"Yeah, well, I don't know either, so let's just not talk about it until after the mission."

Days had gone by and you knew that the mission was supposed to be over. You didn't even know why you cared but you did. You hadn't heard anything from the team, but you figured that they were back because you saw Maverick's motorcycle in the parking lot of The Hard Deck.

You were helping Amelia with her homework when your phone started ringing. It was a call from Rooster. The team rarely called you.

"Y/N, thank God. We're at the hospital. There was an accident during the mission and Jake was hurt. He's knocked out and I know that you're probably holding a grudge for what happened last week but you should see him."

"Oh my God. What hospital?"

"I'll text you the address."

You put the address in your phone and grabbed your bag and keys before heading out the door. The hospital was about half an hour away, and it felt like the worst thirty minutes of your life.

"No overnight visitors unless you're family," the receptionist said.

"I'm his wife," you lied. Out of the corner of your eye, you could see Bob cover his face with a magazine. She handed you a visitors pass and told you where the room was. Jake wasn't in the ICU, but you didn't expect to see all of the cords and wires in the room.

As you held his hand, you put your head in your arms as an attempt to get some sleep. You woke up the next morning when a nurse came to check on him. She said that his condition seemed to be improving but you felt like you couldn't look at her.

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#3

Hi!!! I saw your requests were open so can you do a hangman x reader fic where like he's secretly married to a doctor and no one on the team knows but he gets hurt on a mission and the reader has to fix him up? I feel like the angst of that would be delicious

Dr. Feelgood | J.H.S.

Pairing: Jake "Hangman" Seresin x gn!reader

Content warnings: Blood/bodily injury, slight angst with a happy ending, using needles for medical purposes

A/N: Oh my God, I LOVE this concept. The title is technically inspired by a song by Motley Crue but you don't have to listen to it, it was pretty much just the first thing I could think of that had "Doctor" in the title haha. (Not my gif!)

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"I need a nurse! A doctor! Someone!" Lieutenant Bradshaw yelled as he swung open the doors to the medical bay. The other doctors conveniently took their lunch breaks, leaving you as the only person to deal with patients.

You jumped out of your desk chair and grabbed your stethascope to run to the doors.

"What happened?" You asked.

"Uh, accident during a mission. One of my buddies is pretty beat up."

You nodded your head and grabbed a field kit before following the lieutenant outside. Everyone was trying to help Jake, but you shooed them all away so that you could have your space. Jake was pretty beat up. You were surprised that he even made it to the ground in one piece.

"Hey! I need someone to help me take all of this gear off!" You yelled. Fanboy ran in and started to help. As you saw the injuries over his face, neck, and hands, you told Fanboy to get him to the medical bay. You explained the situation to the Admiral before running inside.

You hung an IV and told Fanboy that he could leave. It felt like there was a little bit more privacy with the hospital curtains on either side closed.

"Ow! Stop it, babe, that hurts!" Jake yelled as you cleaned his wounds with rubbing alcohol. Neither of you knew it but Fanboy was still in the room.

"Yeah, well, that's what you get for messing around. What were you even doing, anyways?"

"Jet got hit, I'm fine."

"You're not fine. You're bleeding and Bradshaw made it seem like you were about to fall over and die."

"I'm awake and I'm not slurring my speech. Come on, you and I both know how dramatic Bradshaw can be."

"I'm pretty sure you would be passed out without this," you said as you tapped the IV that was going to his arm and pointed to the hanging bag of fluids.

Jake smirked and nodded his head.

"You know, I worry about you. I know it comes with the job and all, but for once, could you not get yourself hurt?"

"In sickness and in health. I never thought it would be this literal," he said. Right as he said that, you heard the doors of the medical bay swing open and chatter come from the team.

"No way Hangman's married!" Payback yelled.

"Oh my God," you whispered to Jake.

You had started working on patching up his hands when the team walked over. Jake only chuckled as the team started asking the two of you questions.

"I can't believe you married a doctor. Seems a little out of your league," Phoenix teased. You tried to supress a laugh, but it didn't work. Soon, everyone was laughing at Phoenix's remarks.

"Okay, you should be good to go in about half an hour, but I want you to get some rest."

"Did ya hear that, guys? Doctor's orders," Jake joked to the team.

592 notes - Posted July 13, 2022

#2

Home Late | Jake "Hangman" Seresin

Summary: After an accident during a training exercise, Jake comes home late, tired, and shaken up.

Pairing: Jake "Hangman" Seresin x wife!reader

Content warnings: Small spoilers for Top Gun: Maverick, drinking, slight angst, fluffy ending

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Jake told you that he would be home by 6. He had a training exercise but he was welcome to leave after that. By 6:15, you were done making dinner. You started becoming concerned because Jake hadn't sent you one of his daily, "On my way home," texts.

7 rolled around and you had decided that you were probably overthinking. He probably got held up with something and left his phone somewhere. Trying to calm yourself down with this thought process wasn't working. You tried to call him and ended up reaching his voicemail instead.

So you decided to text Coyote, who responded but only said, "He's fine but there was an accident,". This sent you into a frenzy. You had texted everyone in the group and anxiously waited for responses. Phoenix, Bob, and Jake were the only ones who hadn't responded. He's fine. He's probably trying to help.

As you put the leftovers in the fridge, you decided to open a bottle of wine and watch TV.

After a couple episodes of That '70's Show, you refilled your wine glass and started your nightly routine. You still hadn't heard anything from Jake at that point. After sending him a text that said, "Leftovers are in the fridge. Love you,", you turned the TV off and locked the front and patio door.

Jake finally came home at around midnight. As he pulled into the driveway, he saw that all of the lights were off. She's probably asleep. He tried to be as quiet as possible when he walked into the dark house. He took his shoes off by the door and left his bag there, too.

You started to stir awake when you heard the bedroom door open. You rolled on your back when you saw Jake get a pair of sweats out of the dresser drawer.

"Hey," you said.

"Uh, hey. Sorry I didn't text you. It was a rough day in training. I'll tell you everything when I'm out of the shower."

"Okay."

You scrolled through social media as Jake took a shower in the connected bathroom. A few of your friends sent you some memes and Jake smiled as he heard you laugh while he was getting ready for bed.

You put your phone down when you felt him wrap his arms around you.

"There was a bird strike during training. Phoenix and Bob-,"

"Oh my God, are they ok?" You asked as you rolled over to face him.

"I'm getting to that. Phoenix and Bob got hit but they ejected. They're in the hospital overnight. I'm really sorry that I didn't respond to you. I was waiting to here if they were okay and I brought them some stuff from base. I know it's probably a shitty excuse but-,"

"Hey, don't say that," you said as you put your hand on his face.

"You helped them out. And I'm not mad at you for being home late and missing dinner. I know there are some things that you can't tell me but if something happens during training, I want to know about it. They're my friends, too, you know."

Even though the room was dark, you could tell that Jake was smiling at your comment. He pulled you in for a kiss and soon laid in your arms with his head on your chest.

"It could've been me. It could've been any of us, really, but all I could think about while they were going down was you. About how, if it was me, I would've told everyone to tell you how much I love you. And I would make sure that everyone is there to support you. I don't wanna lose you."

You knew that he was crying. You started to sniffle before running your fingers through his damp hair.

"You won't lose me. You're a good pilot. Plus I would bring you back to life just to tell you how stupid you were."

He chuckled and placed kisses on your chest and stomach before laying back down.

"I love you," he said.

"I love you, too."

The two of you fell asleep like that and even though the day wasn't perfect, the moment was. You woke up together, even though it was five in the morning, and you made breakfast while Jake got his things together. As he was about to leave, you walked up to him.

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My #1 post of 2022

Surprise | B.R.B

Summary: You bring your son to the naval base to visit Bradley and everyone finds out that the two of you got married and had a kid.

Pairing: Bradley Bradshaw x fem!reader (the reader is a civilian)

Content warnings: Fluff :)

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"He hasn't seen you in almost a month, Brad. I know you've been busy with missions and all, but it worries me. I don't know, maybe I'm worried that he'll start acting up," you said into the phone. You had the day off of work because you had to take your three-year-old son to the doctor. You let it slip that Bradley wasn't really around because of work, and the doctor didn't take it well.

"How was his doctor's appointment?"

"He's fine, but the doctor wasn't happy when I told her that you've been busy working. I'm not mad at you, but we've got to get this figured out."

"Okay, let me talk to Mav and I'll call you back."

"Okay. I love you."

"Love you, too."

You hung up and went back inside of the house. Your mom was helping out, because doctor's appointments always made your son cranky. As you started to make a snack for the three of you, your phone rang. Bradley called and told you that you could come to the base with your son and let him "look at daddy's planes". You told your mom what was going on, and ran to get him into a change of clothes.

The base was a fifteen minute drive, so you texted Bradley that you were on your way as soon as you started the car. You had the biggest smile on your face the whole time as your son raved about the idea of getting to see "real planes up close".

"Who's the lady?" Coyote said as he pointed behind Hangman. He quickly turned around and glanced at you before turning back to Coyote.

"I don't know, but she's hot."

"Hey, that kid kinda looks like Rooster. Oh," Fanboy said.

"What? What is it?" Hangman asked.

Right as he asked, your son made a bee line for Rooster. You took a picture of the moment before walking over to your boys. Pheonix smiled and waved at you while you and Rooster talked.

"Rooster has a kid? And the mom is hot? Nah, there's absolutely no way. That's a full blown toddler and we're just now finding out about this?" Hangman expressed.

"Uh, correction, you're just now finding out about this. Mav obviously knew. Pheonix and I knew," Bob said.

You and Rooster finished talking to Maverick before you walked over to the rest of the group. Pheonix was behind you, but she quickly caught up with the four of you.

"Guys, this is my wife, Y/N. And this is my son, Nick," Bradley said. You weren't expecting Nick to be so shy, but the second that Bradley said his name, he hid behind your legs. You smiled and laughed as the group tried to coax him out. Fanboy knelt down to get on Nick's level before he started talking to the boy.

"Hey, buddy. These guys call me Fanboy but you can call me Mickey," he said.

"... Like the mouse?" Nick asked. Everyone laughed and you smiled as Nick stopped hiding behind you.

"Sure."

Bradley picked Nick up as the three of you walked out to the tarmac. When you got close to his plane, he put Nick on his shoulders. You took a quick picture of the two of them looking at Bradley's F-18.

"It has my name on it right there. You see it? That's pretty cool, right?"

"Yeah, that's pretty cool."

Your phone buzzed with a text and you smiled as you opened it. Phoenix snapped a picture of the three of you by Bradley's F-18. He smiled when you showed it to him and you set it as your new home screen. Nick was still on Bradley's shoulders as the three of you walked in, and everyone insisted on taking a picture.

Bradley finally put Nick down and Fanboy walked over and gave him a mini F-18.

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855 notes - Posted July 2, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[melissawebb-avocado]

1: Name

Milinda

2: Age

24

3: 3 Fears

Losing everyone, being alone, people seeing me for how i see my self

4: 3 things I love

My daughter, my husband, my sister

5: 4 turns on

Fatherly, back rubs, asking about my day, takes charge

6: 4 turns off

Dosent listen, trys to take without asking, yelling, procrastinating

7: My best friend

Brianna my sister

8: Sexual orientation

Straight

9: My best first date

Went to make pottery and then to dinner and an arcade

10: How tall am I

5"9

11: What do I miss

My home in chandler

12: What time were I born

2 pm

13: Favorite color

Teal

14: Do I have a crush

My husband

15: Favorite quote

"Most of us are gifted with the

ability to see the monsters hidden

within another, but are unable

to see past them.

It takes a special kind of person

to see the light inside of every

living being."

- Lynette Simeone

16: Favorite place

Oceanside beach

17: Favorite food

Sushi

18: Do I use sarcasm

Yes but only with those im close with

19: What am I listening to right now

Always AJR but the trolls 3 music

20: First thing I notice in new person

How they mingle with new people or stick with the person they know ignoring new people

21: Shoe size

11

22: Eye color

Hazel

23: Hair color

Brown, waiting to dye mt hair a copper red brown

24: Favorite style of clothing

Graphic t and baggy jeans

25: Ever done a prank call?

Yes.

27: Meaning behind my URL

Its my first ever book i wrote in middle school

28: Favorite movie

Howls moving castle

29: Favorite song

AJR object in motion

30: Favorite band

AJR

31: How I feel right now

Depressed

32: Someone I love

My daughter

33: My current relationship status

Married 💍

34: My relationship with my parents

BFF with my MIL and FIL call them every other day. Talk to my mom whenever i can. Forgave my dad but wont ever forget.

35: Favorite holiday

The days before Christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

C section scar

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

None

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

To find more fans aboit the series i loved

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

I dont talk to any of them.

40: Do I ever get "good morning" or "good night" texts?

No because we say it to each other when we go to bed together

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

My husband?

42: When did I last hold hands?

Last night

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Im a stay at home mom so i wake up and thats it.

44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?

Yesterday

45: Where am I right now?

Siting on the couch watching my daughter play

46: If I were drunk & can't stand, who's taking care of me?

My husband but my sister is taking me to him.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

LOUD

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

i live with my husband now

49. Am excited for anything?

To get pregnant with my 2nd kid in summer!

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

My husband

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

Not as much anymore. I used to be very good at hiding my emotions no one knew but after years of therapy my face is easy to read.

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

Last night

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

I hope it would be my daughter. But i would probably cry since i dont feel pretty anymore since ive gained weight after birth.

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

Nope. All the people i used to trust that were toxic i dont talk to or give them anything from me anymore.

55: What is something I disliked about today?

My husband is working and theres no wifi

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

My old therapist.

57: What do I think about most?

The future, where im not stressed about bills, healthcare, or living somewhere i dont. Planing my future home.

58: What's my strangest talent?

Imagination

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

Speaking in public

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind!!!!

61: What was the last lie I told?

Im fine

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Phone

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Ghosts are real. I beilve there is other life in the universe but they look like you and me. Not movie aliens.

64: Do I believe in magic?

No

65: Do I believe in luck?

Yes. Sometimes you just wake up with a good start and it keeps pulling you forward.

66: What's the weather like right now

It snowed yesterday

67: What was the last book I've read?

The last olympian percy jackson

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

No

69: Do I have any nicknames?

Mina

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?

Tore my esophagus from throwing up so much for months

71: Do I spend money or save it?

Spend on temu

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

No

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

My daughters strawberry baby blanket

74: Favorite animal?

Axolotal

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Watching tik tok

76: What do I think is Satan's last name is?

Hellboy

77: What's a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Trolls 3 better place

78: How can you win my heart?

Random acts of kindness

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

The hardest thing she did was survive and she lived through it all.

80: What is my favorite word?

Cascade

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

Basbardbin, moringmark, buggachat,

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

Just a reminder that by the time your child is 18, they will already have spent 93% of the time they will spend with you in their lifetime. So go on that adventure, because you can always get your money back, but you'll never get those years back.

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

No

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

Read peoples minds

85: What would be a question I'd be hesitate to tell the truth on?

86: What is my current desktop picture?

Me and my daughter in the sand at the beach

87: Had sex?

Uh yeah.

88: Bought condoms?

Nope

89: Gotten pregnant?

Yep

90: Failed a class?

Nope

91: Kissed a boy?

Yepppp

92: Kissed a girl?

Nope

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

Yep, my husband

94: Had job?

Yep. 5 jobs

95: Left the house without my wallet?

Yeah util i atached my keys and my wallet together

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

No

97: Had sex in public?

In a car parked on the side of the street.

98: Played on a sports team?

Soccer, volleyball, swimteam, softball

99: Smoked weed?

No

100: Did drugs?

No

101: Smoked cigarettes?

No

102: Drank alcohol?

No

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

No

104: Been overweight?

Still am.

105: Been underweight?

No

106: Been to a wedding?

Yes, mine and my best friends and SIL

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

Yep

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

Yep, just watched avatar 1 and 2

109: Been outside my home country?

Mexico.

110: Gotten my heart broken?

Yep

111: Been to a professional sports game?

collage games?

112: Broken a bone?

Broke my radias of my wrist riding my bike

113: Cut myself?

Tried to. Kept to scratching.

114: Been to prom?

No

115: Been in airplane?

Yes. Terrified

116: Fly by helicopter?

No

117: What concerts have I been to?

None

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

No

119: Learned another language?

No

120: Wore make up?

Try to at least.

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

Nope

122: Had oral sex?

Yes

123: Dyed my hair?

Not yet

124: Voted in a presidential election?

No

125: Rode in an ambulance?

No

126: Had a surgery?

Yes, c section

127: Met someone famous?

President uchdorf

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

My exs and their girlfriends

129: Peed outside?

Yep, road trips

130: Been fishing?

Yep with my dad. Hoping to have a better experience one day

131: Helped with charity?

In high school and middle school. Worked for toys for tots.

132: Been rejected by a crush?

Yeah. High school asked a boy out to go bowling.

133: Broken a mirror?

No

134: What do I want for birthday?

Dnd table or 3d printer.

[imagines-mha]

⭒ haikyuu x exam season ⭒

Daichi- when i say he is the MOODIEST person when studying. It’s all fun and games until you interrupt him one too many times and he fucking explodes. Needs 2 chill

Suga- his goal in life is to be an aesthetic studyblr like this man will go and get iced coffee, order the prettiest stationary and then spend 20 minutes organising it for his instagram. As for ACTUALLY studying? He’s amazing at it. Literally the person we all aspire to be

Asahi- anxiety crams before tests. He does more than like 70% of his classmates but is always convinced he’s fallen behind on everything. Cries a LOT when he doesnt understand smth

Noya- another one who cries only he does it SO easily. Personally victimised by anything past question 1. Gets literally everyone to do his work for him

Tanaka- tries so hard he really really does. His handwriting is a mess and his notes look like something a 7 year old would do. Gets everything wrong but doesnt let it stop him

Ennoshita- did someone say pretentious straight A student??? Offers to help his friends just so he can flex his pretty notes and intelligence. Seems like he has everything under control but really? He cries like once a night in the lead up to exams

Kageyama- he doesnt have any room for anything in his head that isnt volleyball. Hes hopeless

Hinata- LACKS COMMON SENSE SO BAD. He’ll finally understand EVERYTHING but write the answer in the wrong place or leave out a decimal place in the exam. Stupidest mistakes

Tsukishima- he sticks to a study schedule like what? Who tf sticks to a schedule? Doesnt like to flaunt his grades around anyone who isnt hinata and kageyama, but akiteru and his mom are 100% the type to post his grades all over facebook like “so proud of my son !!!!!!”

Yamaguchi- the king of saying he hasn’t done much for exams, but then stays up every night til 2am studying. He HATES people having any expectations of him so keeps all his preparation secret lmao.

Kuroo- hes smart and he flaunts it so bad. 100% a teacher's pet, especially for science. Around exam season he lives in the library. Motivates kenma to study with him too tho hes so supportive

Kenma- hes naturally smart, which is like 70% of the reason his grades are good bc he does NOT study. Leaves it all to the night before/ when hes with his friends in the library but other than that nope he doesnt have energy

Lev- doesn't fully register he’s taking a test until he’s 3 questions in and hasn’t written a single word. Then he starts panicking.

Bokuto- he goes through the 5 stages of grief every single time he has to study. Gets frustrated as hell when he cant understand something, gets distracted by everything, a mess. Always leads to him slamming his textbook shut and sulking for an hour

Akaashi- the only one in fukurodani who actually spreads his studying out over the year so he doesnt have to cram. He has pretty notes and diagrams but still gets so stressed smh

Konoha- “yeah ill study in ten minutes” *cue him 6 hours later only starting* studies mostly at night and doesnt care about grades , yet still manages to score really good on every test

Oikawa- if this man is anything he’s dedicated. Actually finds balance between volleyball and studying when exam season’s in full swing, but that doesnt mean he still doesnt overwork himself. Surviving on 40 minutes of sleep and coffee lmao

Mattsun- doesn’t take school seriously at all. Hes like “who cares im gonna die one day” “if i dont know it now ill never know it”. So fucking chill

Makki- tries to be like issei so bad but it fails every time. He’s like “yeah who cares about biology anyway lmao”. He is a liar. He cried for 2 hours over biology last night smh. Biology is actually his number one care.

Iwa- naturally smart and follows a routine. The only healthy studier in seijoh tbh. Motivates his friends so much though hes the only reason mattsun and makki pass smh

Ushijima- sounds pretentious but he doesnt mean it. The worst person to study with because hes so naturally smart and makes everyone feel stupid. Hes like “how do you not understand this? Its easy?”

Tendou- hes so average when it comes to studying i cant even explain it. He goes home and studies, has dinner, watches some anime and studies a little more, then just goes to bed? Never overly concerned about it but hes the best for calming nerves. Makes you really believe things will be okay

Goshiki- CHRONIC WORRIER OH MY GOD. definitely gets the shakes before an exam and almost has a fuckin panic attack every single time, never feels prepared but he really is. Needs tendou for emotional support

Atsumu- too confident in his abilities lmao. He’s like “yeah ive got this i totally know it” then acts shocked and appalled when he fails. Thinks he’s the main character, therefore he HAS to pass. He’s not. And he never learns.

Osamu- the slightly smarter twin yet still not exceptional in any way. Doesnt really care about grades, he knows there’s more to life but still studies enough to pass

Kita- hello mr “whats a failing grade”. Never stresses and never fails. Actually the top of his class in basically everything. Manages to study and still find time for hobbies.

Aone- i am convinced a hug from him would get me through exam season every single year. Another person who just? Doesnt stress? Follows a routine and doesnt mind if he doesnt know something in the test. wow

Futakuchi- “i dont care about exams at all fuck them” *gets 53% and cries*. He doesnt have the patience to study and feels betrayed when all his friends actually do the work

Koganegawa- hes like hinata only he actually passes most of the time. Works SO hard and gets so happy when it pays off!! Always treats himself to mcdonalds after an exam thats self love babie

Terushima- you need to be cautious around this man. He’ll spend every night of exam season partying and ignoring any responsibility, yet still come out with 100% in everything. Where does he find the time? How does that work? What the fuck?

[nsfw-at-its-finest]

Hi! I wanted to request a Steve Rogers x Male!Reader, basically the reader and Steve "hate" each other bc Steve is always rude to reader but thats only bc he has a crush on reader. So on day on a mission the reader saves Steve's life on a mission and Steve want to apologize to reader for being an asshole to him. So he does and confesses at the same time. Reader obviously likes him back, and maybe some smut with top!reader and Steve being really vocal and calling reader daddy or something⁉️but yeah nd then the aftercare and its all good in the end. Also the reader would be really tall and buff cus its kind of inspired by and oc of mine and yea :) take out whatever you are not comfortable with! I don't mind❤

Title: I hate you, I love you

Rating: M (18+)

Plot: Requested

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Male reader

Y/n: Your name

H/c: Hair color

E/c: Eye color

Warnings: Smut, Bottom Steve, Top Y/n, Daddy kink, cussing, kissing, mentions of death, CONCENT IS IMPORTANT, practice safe sex!!

Word count: 2678

Contrary to belief, Steve didn’t hate Y/n, quite the opposite. He was quite enamored with the other man, and the super soldier had been struggling with that endlessly.

He was from the 40’s, things like homosexuality were taboo and punished for acting out upon, so it was mind boggling for the captain to come to terms with the fact that he could love whoever the hell he wanted now.

He got lost in those hypnotizing E/c eyes, the other man’s hair shining beautifully in the moon light. When he towered over Steve and the sun framed his figure, he looked ethereal, stealing his breath away.

The man out of time was slowly coming to terms with this realization and acceptance of his love for another man when a particular grueling mission rolled around.

He was of course the hardest on Y/n, he wanted the man to be better, to be safe. He didn’t think his heart could bear the weight of seeing him hurt in the field, let alone dying.

See the reason everyone believed he hated the man of his affections was because he was a hard ass, yelling at him more, training him more, and overall working him harder than the rest of the team.

He knew Y/n would be better than all of them one day if he focused himself and stopped being a damn idiot on missions. Ironic enough, Steve was the reason for the overworked hero’s injury in the field.

Steve had been so distracted by keeping an eye on the E/c eyed man that he’d missed an enemy sneaking up on his six, and if it hadn’t been for Y/n, he’d probably be in the med bay or worse right now. Just the thought sent waves of fear crashing over the captain, he wasn’t ready to die yet, ye still had so much left to do.

His fellow hero had taken the monstrous creature out, looking like a god as he did so. The blonde’s cheeks flushed as his thoughts strayed in battle, forcing himself to focus. His own personal feelings could wait for now.

The battle finished what felt like an eternity later, all the heroes happy to return home to their faithful beds and get some much-needed rest. After the required post mission meeting everyone went their own ways, Steve faltering in the hallway.

His thoughts raced a mile a minute, wondering if Y/n would be okay if he stopped by to thank him for the save, or if the man would just wish to be alone.

After some internal debate the soldier made his way to Y/n’s floor, heart thudding in his chest as the elevator opened to show the unfamiliar area.

Y/n’s intoxicating scent swirled around him, making his head fuzzy and cheeks flush a light pink. He cleared his throat before calling out.

“Y/n?” Steve tipped his head to the side, hearing the steady thrum of the other man’s heart, following it down the hall to a mahogany door.

The blonde heard a thump on the other side of the door and foolishly opened it before he could think of repercussions, mouth going dry at the sight of Y/n standing in his underwear.

Scars littered the man’s body like a story singing out to Steve, his mouth begging to taste the smooth looking flesh. His blue eyes trailed shamelessly down Y/n’s body before embarrassment finally caught up to him, causing the man to clear his throat once more.

“Can I help you, Captain?” Y/n questioned, eyebrow quirked, and arms crossing over his chest to show off his bulging muscles.

Steve’s mouth opened and closed for a few seconds, face feeling as if it was burning in an inferno.

“I wanted to come and say thank you for saving me today.” Steve finally choked out, forcing his eyes off the other man’s biceps. (Christ he could crush Steve’s head with those)

A bashful smile bloomed across the H/c haired man’s face, head bowing slightly. “It was nothing, you may hate me, but we’re a team and we look out for each other.”

The reply Steve got made his heart clench painfully, eyes running over Y/n’s familiar features. “I don’t hate you.” He almost whispered his admission, as if it was some terrible secret.

Y/n’s head shot up; eyebrows pulled together in confusion. “What?”

“I don’t hate you, quite the opposite actually.” Steve nervously ran his fingers though his blonde locks, refusing to look at the other man’s burning stare.

“So, you’re telling me, that you don’t hate me, and you are apparently in love with me?” Y/n asked incredulously, a look of disbelief tainting hid beautiful features.

“Yes?” Steve replied nervously, a quiet, pathetic chuckle leaving his lips.

“Jesus fucking Christ you’re an idiot, how are you our captain again?” Y/n questioned, rubbing his temples as if he was keeping a migraine at bay.

Steve’s flush darkened and he opened his mouth to defend himself, but Y/n shot him a dark look that made his knees turn into jelly and a warm feeling curl into his stomach.

“Oh no, don’t you dare start Steve. You’ve been very bad, and I think I should show you who’s in control, should I not?” He questioned, walking closer to the clothed man.

Steve swallowed thickly looking up at the burly man, mind blank. God that was way hotter than it should’ve been.

Y/n’s rough feelings brushed delicately against Steve’s jaw, a smirk playing on his lips, but a serious look in his eyes.

“If I do anything that makes you even slightly uncomfortable, tell me immediately. Is that understood?” He questioned, thumb brushing against his light stubble.

“Yes.” Steve breathed out, looking up at the larger man from under his eyelashes. Y/n raised an eyebrow, thumb lightly digging into his skin in a way that was unpleasant.

Steve shivered, leaning into the touch slightly. “Yes sir.” He corrected himself, assuming that it was a role reversal in the bedroom. Steve had no issue with that, he hated being in control all the time, he loved the idea of Y/n having complete control of his pleasure.

Y/n rewarded him with a loving grin, leaning down to brush their lips together. “Good boy.” He breathed out; eyes fluttering shut as he pressed their lips together harshly.

Steve let out a small sound against the larger man’s lips, arms moving to wrap around Y/n’s neck. His fingers grasped onto any hair he could reach as their teeth clashed together. Steve’s feet were suddenly off the ground, an embarrassing squeak leaving his lips.

He pulled back, chest heaving as he panted breathlessly. Y/n held the super soldier up by his hips with ease, the smirk back on his lips.

“We’ve only kissed, and you already look wrecked.” The man teased, leaning forward to brush his lips against Steve’s jaw.

Steve whined, tipping his head to the side to give Y/n more access. The man’s teeth scraped tantalizingly against the sensitive flesh of his neck, goosebumps raising across his arms.

“Do you want to keep going?” Y/n asked, his tongue dipping out to lick up a bead of sweat that began for form. Steve’s grip tightened on the other man’s hair, heart fluttering a bit.

“Yes, God yes.” Steve breathed out, a giggle leaving his lips when he was unceremoniously tossed onto the giant king-sized bed.

Y/n came to staddle his hips, fingers ghosting over his skin where his shirt had ridden up. “You’re beautiful.” He admired, leaning down to connect their lips once more.

This kiss was much more feverish and needy on Steve’s part, his pants uncomfortably tight against his erection. His hands reached out to rub Y/n’s thighs, fingers ghosting over the other man’s bulge and Jesus Christ almighty was that going to fit?

He let out a shuddering breath, unable to stop himself from leaning up into the E/c eyed male’s touch. He broke from the kiss, head falling back against the mattress as Y/n began to suck and lick at his neck.

Steve’s eyes fluttered as Y/n bit down on his neck, before soothing the aching would with kitten like licks.

Fingers brushed against the skin of his stomach as his shirt was pushed up and eventually tugged over his head, Steve’s eyes opening to see the hungry, almost predatory like look in Y/n’s eyes.

“So beautiful and needy, and all for me.” The man breathed out, leaning down to wrap his lips around one of Steve’s perky nipples. The blonde let out a cry, a surge of heat running through his body at the sensation

His teeth scraped against the sensitive bud, Steve’s back arching a bit into the touch, silently begging for more. The H/c haired man littered Steve’s chest with bite marks and hickeys, possessively marking the captain as his own.

By the time Y/n was tugging down Steve’s pants the blonde was begging pathetically, cheeks flushed with embarrassment and lust alike. His hips twitched against his will when his aching erection finally got attention, Y/n’s fingers ghosting over it.

“So needy for daddy, aren’t you?” The man breathed out, eyes fixated on the clothed bulge, before his head whipped up. Steve was surprised to see the confident man’s face bright red, as his own dick twitched in interest at the title.

“Please daddy.” Steve all but whined out, and damn did he sound and look so pretty. Y/n licked his bottom lip, Steve’s blue orbs following the movement.

“You’ve been such a good boy for me, I do suppose you deserve a reward.” The man relented, finally releasing Steve from his confines, the soldier almost crying out in relief. A sharp gasp left his throat as thick fingers ran up the underside of his erection, precum leaking from the slit.

“Can you turn over for me?” Y/n questioned, leaning down to run his tongue over the slit, collecting the bitter fluid with a low groan. Steve could’ve came at the very sight, taking a shaky breath.

Instead, he gave a shaky nod, rolling over obediently, ass sticking out in the air like the good boy he was. He’d been with enough men to know this is where he needed to be prepped, excitement surging through him at the idea of Y/n’s fingers deep inside him.

Steve was rewarded with a small tug to his cock, a moan leaving his lips in response to the sensation.

All contact was lost for a second, causing the blondes head to whip around, looking for the other man. Y/n gave him a comforting smile, opening his bed side drawer to pull out lube.

“Don’t worry baby boy, daddy isn’t going anywhere.” He soothed, fingers running up the hump of Steve’s ass.

The sound of the cap opening eased Steve back down onto the pillows, his head coming to rest on the mounds of cotton. A shiver running down his spine when a slick finger ran over his hole.

He keened in the back of his throat, pushing back against the touch as Y/n slowly eased a finger in. As Steve was stretched out, the dom was surprisingly gentle, praising the blonde repeatedly for how well he was taking his fingers, for his pretty sounds, for basically everything.

It just made the super solider relax more, practically melting into the mattress by the time he was fully stretched out and ready to take Y/n’s cock. He looked over his shoulder as the other man pulled off his boxers, practically drooling at the sight in front of him.

Y/n was both long and thick, a thick bushel of H/c hair sitting at his pelvis, the head of his cock red and leaking precum from the lack of attention. The man grabbed a condom from his bed side, tearing it open in one motion and rolling it on himself.

Steve had to hold back a whine of displeasure, reminding himself to practice safe sex in the back of his head. (Even if he wanted to be leaking because he was so full of cum.)

Y/n rubbed Steve’s lower back, giving him a soft smile. “Are you still sure baby, we can stop.” He assured, nails lightly raking against the sensitive skin.

“Please daddy.” Steve whined out, already sounding fucked out of it, just from his fingers. He pushed back against his touch, giving the other man a look similar to a pout.

Y/n hummed lightly, leaning down to press kisses against Steve’s shoulder and neck as the head of his cock pressed against his loosened ring of muscles.

The head slid in with ease, Steve letting out a ludicrous moan of pleasure as Y/n hissed under his breath.

“Please please please.” Steve rambled under his breath, pushing back against the other man’s cock as he slowly slid in. It felt like an eternity until he was fully inside, and Steve was deliciously full, every cell in his body singing with pleasure.

Steve turned his head to look back at Y/n, the man cupping his jaw and kissing him ferociously as he set a brutal pace, the blonde crying out loudly against his lips.

The obscene wet sounds of kissing and Y/n sliding in and out of him stirred the fire in Steve’s stomach, his cock aching delightfully.

He reached behind him to grasp the larger man’s hair in a death grip, Y/n’s free hand coming up to wrap around his waist and support Steve.

The kiss was broken by Y/n this time who began to suck and bite marks into Steve’s neck, the blonde’s head uselessly falling against his shoulder with his eyes rolled back in pleasure.

“You’re all mine. Daddy’s the only one who gets to see you like this.” Y/n proclaimed possessively, hand leaving Steve’s jaw to pinch his nipple, rolling it between his thumb and pointer finger.

Steve let out a whine in return, pressing back against Y/n in agreement. He felt like his mind was melting in the best way possible.

He felt like his body was floating with the mind-numbing pleasure he was experiencing, no one had ever made him feel this good before.

The blonde was already embarrassingly close, but it seemed so was Y/n with the way his thrusts were getting sloppy, his hand moving down to wrap around Steve’s cock.

He jerked him off at the same brutal pace, Steve crying out his name like a prayer on repeat, tightening around Y/n as he came. His eyes rolling back as a loud cry left his lips, legs quivering violently underneath him.

Y/n was close to follow, biting down on Steve’s neck with a growl of the man’s name as he came, fucking him through their orgasms. Once they were both milked dry, he slowly pulled out, setting a blissed-out Steve on the plush mattress. He pulled off and tied the condom up before tossing it into the trash before going to the bathroom.

He wet a cloth before returning to the bed, kneeling between Steve’s thighs to gently clean up the lube, and then to his chest to clean up the cum all while praising he man and giving him sweet kisses.

Steve melted under all the attention, eyes staying shut as exhaustion hit him full force. Once Y/n was done cleaning him up, arms wrapped around Steve’s waist protectively, kisses being pressed against his head.

“You did so good for me Stevie, I love you so much.” The E/c eyed man breathed out, nosing his hair gently. Steve’s eyes opened for a moment, before closing.

“I love you too.” He all but slurred out, causing Y/n to chuckle. “Get some sleep baby, we can talk in the morning.” And with the man he loves protecting him Steve got the best sleep he’d had in 70 years.

[sningo-prompts]

kinda curious about everyones (elesa and emmet especially!) reactions to just how Sneaslers look once the dust settles and emotions have been dealt with

Ok im gonna make him noble sneaseler. Just like he evolved for a noble reason didnt he. Doing what he thought was giving up his human life to save his brother. Pretty noble. Plus tall UwU. I want him to go from 3’ to like almost 7’ i want him to be taler than Emmet. Idk if lady sneaseler was taller than Ingo because i haven’t touched PLA in ages. Anyway on to the question.

Emmey cant look at Ingo and not feel guilty. Everytime he sees his brothers evolved form he is reminded of what Ingo gave up for it and why. It takes a lot for Emmet to move past this. Once he does though. I think Emmet is kinda glad about it. Like Ingo is tall enough to do so much more than before. He can get into bed on his own. He can open the subway doors, though thats only cause they slide the apartment door is still lost to him. I think Emmet likes being able to be face to face with Ingo again. Even if Emmet is looking up a little now. Ingo can wear his old clothing though they come a little short in him. Emmet is glad that theres so much more Ingo can do than before.

Elesa now she adores his evolution. After the shock wears off off. Sneaslers are born models ok. She also is happy to finally w real hug from Ingo. She missed those. She has to put in a lot of work to get Ingo and Emmet to see the bright side of things. After they move on past the grief of Ingo never returning human and finally accept things she 100% begs Ingo to let her help him get better fitting clothing. Shame he has to go through this again.

Now Ingo hates seeing his new body. It reminds him of his Lady. It reminds him of everything he lost when he left Hisui. Hes never gonna see her again and now every time he looks in the mirror hes reminded of that. Sure after while he accepts the fact hes never going to be human but at least now he isnt going to die before Emmet by like 40 years. Sometimes he walks past a mirror and thinks his Lady is there with him only to turn around and see it was his own reflection. I think though after a while he realises hes a Noble and it makes him happy to carry on her legacy. He feels honoured by it eventually.

The subway staff find it easier to accept Ingos new form as him. Like before imagine if you boss became an adorable cat. Its hard to treat him as normal. Now they can treat him like before without so much effort. Though i think Ingo is much closer with his staff than before. So they are more relaxed around him. Its more like a family than ever.

Everyone else is kinda frightened by him a little maybe? Like those long claws are spooky though idk this is the pokemon world so they probably arent. Honestly now that im thinking about it people probably dont even bat an eye at him.

Scientists and poachers are gonna have a much harder time getting him. They probably see those claws and dont bother. Like some probably still wanna try for the rare pokemon but not more are discouraged.

Sorry this took so long and turned out so bad. Im so tired.

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Just Breathe - JJ Maybank

Request: hello hope you have an amazing dayy so far! I've been soooo stressed out with assignments lately and i was wondering if i could have a jj maybank imagine? 😁 just something about jj comforting the reader by bringing her out to see the sunset 😅 hope thats okay!

Word Count: 1344

Warnings: Slight mental breakdown (idrk)

A/N: This is my first request hope you like it!!

It had been one of those weeks. It seemed that every teacher at school had multiple assignments due. Not too mention that you started the week off with a stuffy nose, which was weird because living by the ocean, it almost never happened. Your boyfriend JJ told you that you needed to be out more, and not worrying about school so much. He wasn’t wrong, you had spent most of your time ether home, or at the school library trying to finish everything. You were working on your history paper when you get a text from JJ.

JJ: Hey, what are you doing?

Y/N: Not much, just at the library trying to finish the history paper.

JJ: We’re all going surfing this afternoon, why don’t you take a break and come with us?

I smiled, he knew how much I loved surfing, it’s what brought us together. I’m not the best surfer in the world, but JJ was always trying to teach me new tricks. I loved listening to him explain things to me. I worried about him, he always thought he wasn’t smart enough for me. I’ve told him countless amount of times that I loved him, and it didn’t matter to me. He didn’t realize how smart he was, he was street smart and around her that is worth a whole lot more.

The sound of my phone going off pulls me back to reality. It was JJ calling me. I laugh a little, he’s so impatient. “Hey babe, why didn’t you answer my text? Are you coming with us?” he asks into the phone. I can hear the others in the background getting all their stuff together. “No J, I don’t think so. I need to finish this paper and get started on the rest of my assignments. Did you finish your paper?” I hear him sigh into the phone. “Y/N Y/L/N, when have you ever known me to actually do the assignments, plus I didn’t take that course. Someone told me that Mrs. Riley is a bitch about homework. You’ve been working all week and I miss you. Come out today and finish your homework tomorrow.” He tried to reason with me. I thought about it for a minute, and almost gave into the peer pressure. Looking down at all the work I still had to do if I went out today, I wouldn’t have enough time. “Sorry love, but I can’t go out today. I need to finish. I should be done after tomorrow and then I’m all yours. I promise.” It was his turn to sigh. I could tell he was disappointed. One thing about JJ Maybank is that he hates being told no. “Alright just don’t stress yourself out like last time. I love you.” “I won’t I promise, be careful out there. Tell everyone I’m sorry. I love you too.” “I’ll tell them” and with that he hung up the phone.

I felt bad. I know he wants the best for me, but I have to finish. I throw my head on the desk of the library and let out a groan. After a few minutes I get back to work on my paper. A few hours later, two coffees, and one breakdown I finally finished. I pack all my stuff up in my book bag, and head for the doors. I didn’t realize how late it was until I looked at my phone and saw the time 6:40, I wonder if the Pouges finished surfing. I open my snapchat and look at Kie’s story. She’s the only one who can afford a waterproof case and she loved taking our photos. Watching them all have fun made me upset. I was upset that I missed out on surfing. I screenshot some of the photos she took of JJ. He was so photogenic but hated having his photo taken.

When I got home I noticed that my parents cars wasn’t in the driveway. They must have been out. I unlock the front door and go straight for the kitchen. I read the note my mom left behind. “Sorry honey, we had some errands to run. Suppers in the microwave. Love you.” Looking in the microwave, they made lasagna for supper. JJ’s favorite. I text him to come over and have supper with me. I make myself a tea and try to relax for a minute. I was thinking over everything that needed to be done still. Homework, laundry, work, school. It was all so overwhelming right now. I had no time to just breathe. I could feel the tears pricking my eyes, and I took a long shaky breath.

I was to consume with my own thoughts that I never heard JJ come in. I jumped a little when I felt his arms around my waist. “woah, sorry Y/N/N, didn’t mean to scare you. What’s for sup—hey now, what’s wrong beautiful?” He holds my face in his hands. They’re warm and rough from all the work he does on cars. His thumb gently wipes my tears and that’s when I breakdown more. The simple gesture was enough to bring my walls crumbling down. Not that it was hard with him. “I don’t know *hiccup*, I’m so stressed with everything, and I *hiccup* still have so much to do. *hiccup* and I have a stuffy nose.” He laughs at the last part. He knew you weren’t feeling good on Monday, but he assumed it passed because you hadn’t mention anything about it. “JJ this isn’t funny.” I cry out to him, a little pissed he’s getting amusement out of my dilemma. “No, you’re right bub, it’s not funny. Come on, I know what’ll help.”

We walk out my back door out to the hammock I got when I realized how much JJ likes them. I set it up right by the water so we could lay there. “You need some fresh ocean air Y/N. You’ve been stuck inside all week, no wonder you have a stuffy nose.” He had grabbed a blanket from inside and laid on the hammock making grabby arms at me. “you need a good cuddle session, and we can watch the sunset your favorite thing!” I smile and crawl into his inviting arms. I snuggle my head into his neck and lay small kisses there. “Y/N don’t get me horny in the hammock. It’s too hard to have sex out here.” I laughed out loud thinking of the time we tried to do it in John B’s hammock and kept getting our legs stuck.  JJ wraps his hands around my waist, fingers rubbing small circles into my hip bone. It was calm. Like nothing matter in this very second but the two of us. It was the attention and distraction I’ve been craving all week. After a while, my nose isn’t stuffy anymore, and I mentally curse because he was right. JJ speaks up, “I know you’ve had a lot on your plate Y/N, but you need to take time to breath. I hate seeing you all stressed out and upset. I know I’m not much help with your homework, but I’m sure missing one assignment isn’t going to kill you 4.0 GPA. I love you so much, I don’t want you to be upset.” I nod along with what he’s saying. I had to agree, it probably wouldn’t kill me to miss an assignment every now and again.

“Do you want to go back inside love? Are you hungry?” JJ asked looking down at me. I meet his beautiful blue eyes. Like an ocean its hard not to get lost in them. I look back out to the water. Soaking up the last bit of the sunset. This was perfect. I never wanted to leave. “No, I think I want to sit here for a little longer. Is that okay?” You ask, even though you already knew the answer. “Of course, anything you want. I love you.” I look up at him, and smile. “I love you too, so much.”