#and that's freak (affectionate)
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sending johnny voice messages while you're lying down in bed after a shitty day because he's deployed and you miss your man, except he's seeing them but not replying, which only worsens your mood.
meanwhile, he's jerking off to the soft, breathy murmurs playing from his phone. he's been so pent-up the past few days, and being away from his girls (you and your pussy) has only heightened the frustration, so he can't help it when the first thing he sees when he opens up your chat are the lengthy voice messages.
when he finally sends something back, it's a photo of him holding his shirt up between his teeth and a hand wrapped around his leaking cock, cum covering his belly, thighs, and even all the way up his chest. just the sluttiest photo you've ever seen.
sorry bonnie, couldn't help it ;) pops up under the photo, and you're just staring at your phone with an unimpressed look as more messages pour in of him asking if you could keep purring in his ear like that; maybe throw in a few instructions for him next time he wants to have a wank (which is probably soon, so get to it, love).
#freak 🙄 (affectionate)#he doesn't gaf if the others can hear or see him he's still jorking it#soap#john soap mctavish x reader#john mactavish x reader#rainwrites 𐙚
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Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.
#aftg#kevin day#seth gordon#Kevin u little exy obsessed freak /affectionate#all for the game#the foxhole court
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i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like
astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too
gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions
#bg3#astarion#gale#that wizard is a freak (affectionate)#the vampire just wants you to hold him and tell him he's pretty
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aibotaurs
#aibo#sony aibo#robots#furry#taurs#i imagine them being the same size as normal aibos. and they still wobble around like little freaks (affectionate)
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personal headcanon for v1/gabriel is that v1 doesnt really Get romance but keeps accidentally doing things that can be interpreted that way and gabriel is just like teehee [cries] [throws up] [kills someone]
#they are both such freaks [affectionate]#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#v1/gabriel#my art
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wow hes so interesting! 😃
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#q!foolish#my art#foolish#hes such a weird little freak (affectionate)#q!tina#q!bagi
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I think one of the best things about Marcille is that she starts off the series with "ewww Laios, we can't eat monsters, that's gross" so you think she's the hoity-toity uptight party member but then twenty five chapters later she's like "ok, so we can save Falin, but it involves what people in the magic community call 'Super Crimes'" and fifty chapters after that she's made a deal with the dunmeshi equivalent of Satan to fulfill her wishes and nearly ends the world
#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers#marcille donato#honestly i think in some ways she's much worse than Laios in terms of Freak Behavior (affectionate)#she just doesn't get the same opportunities to show it
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#freak (affectionate)#*#*lino#*21#*ne#lee know#stray kids#skz#bystay#skzco#gagwanzsource#uservasya#usersa#forparker#meltracks
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still laughing at this because it’s one thing for US to say “lando should have handled max like charles does” but it’s another, significantly funnier thing for MAX to say “lando should have handled me like charles does”
#freaks (affectionate)#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#las vegas gp 2024#lando doesn’t need a tag methinks
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Eddie, interrupting himself mid-live streaming because Steve got home from work: Hey, baby. My PR manager called me today and said that you’re making me look “unrelatable” with your “big spending purchases”
Steve: Eddie, you’re the only guy I know who has been accused of murder, incited a mob, got ate by bats, and helped a band of plucky nerds save the world.
Steve: People like you because you’re weird. Not because you’re relatable. You have never been relatable
Steve:
Steve: Freak
Eddie, to the camera: That’s mean girl talk for ‘I love you.’
#steve: freak (affectionate)#Steve and Eddie’s FBI Agent: *banging their head against their desk*#Their coworker: Eddie Munson huh? he’s great.#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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how i imagine he makes his stupid orders
#papa louie#papas pizzeria#papas freezeria#papas games#flipline studios#flipline fanart#flipline jojo#flipline#my art#used the freezeria menu just bc it was the easiest to draw#i love how dumb his orders can be. get your mint and kiwi you freak#i need to hit him with a car /affectionate
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#ObsessedWithThatGuy
TOP GUN (1986) dir. Tony Scott
#top gun#top gun 1986#topgunedit#topgundaily#tom iceman kazansky#val kilmer#movieedit#moviegifs#filmedit#filmgifs#cinematv#*#if you see me posting top gun no you don't#icemav#sort of#he's such a freak (affectionate)
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impatient
#atsuoi#miya atsumu#oikawa tooru#haikyuu#theyre two freaks (affectionate)#atsumu never lets the marks heal or fade lmao he just keeps putting new hickies on oikw fr
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sorry i know this is extremely unrelated to my usual posts but all my friends lust after knights and i feel like a freak and outsider for not getting it.
#i need to know for science if i just happen to be surrounded by freaks (affectionate) or if i´m the weird one#i´m not knight shaming i´m happy for my friends#i also used to go to a lot of medieval markets and shit so it´s not just me hating the concept of knights in general they just inspire#no strong feelings in me what so ever#polls
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ily you 28 year old adult freak
#shoutout to weird middle-schoolers who grew up to become the best damn fic writers to ever walk the earth#freak (affectionate)#fixingbadposts#fixing-bad-posts#erasure poetry#fanfic writing#fanfiction writers#fanfictions#fanfics#fanfiction#ao3
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scene from where the apple falls by @jupiters-junipers :-) wholeheartedly recommend any and all of her work
#klance#voltron#vld#ok now time to freak it in the tags#to be honest i saw colleen blogging her read of New and the two of us went back and forth in dms for like 20 mins straight#abt all the things we like abt europas work#and i was like okay i have to assert my membership in the europa fan club too hang on#ive had 'draw europa report scene' in my art to-do file for months but thbeyre all so good#i couldnt choose!#due west is obviously The One the flagship#but they all deserve love....#i tell you to be honest im a coward i usually avoid any unfinished fics cause i like to binge but for europas work its simply worth it#anyway i envy you if you dont know who im talking abt bc that means u get to read her work for the first time...sighs dreamily#art#my art#ANYWAY THIS ONE IS SAD. EUROPA UNDERSCORE REPORT YOU ARE A TWISTED INDIVUDAL (affectionate)#im putting my life in ur hands with those happy ending tags.... save me help me..... auuughghh...
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