#and that's CRIMINAL btw

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

I'm so sorry for the menace I'm about to become in relation to Camp Cretaceous, by the way. Usually I have irl people to dump it onto but with Events I no longer have irl people to dump it on so...yeah

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa TOTALLY got those Tapes for the FNAF lore..

[starvinginbelair]

the best explanation of the pre-flashpoint batfamily i think i've ever seen

[yurieater69]

alot more zhu yuan doodles

[keferon]

I’m so fucking insane about them you have no idea.

Listen. L i s t e n. My headcanon is. If only Optimus was there when Prowl got mind controlled by the Decepticons. If he was there he would be able to tell the difference. Every other bot just looked at Prowl and went …oh well I guess this asshole is evil I’m not surprised and never liked him anyway. But Optimus would see it. He fucking would

The comics I took these screenshots from are “Optimus Prime” and “Combiner wars”

[arlo-has-descended-to-dirt]

Nothing to see here just Spencer admiring the ass of the worlds dilfiest dilf

[tomcriuse]

Criminal Minds 1.22 'The Fisher King: Part 1'

[flaminghotjareau]

emily’s big dopey smile um ma’am there’s an unsub right there

[ssahotchnerr]

happy father’s day to the one and only aaron hotchner <3

[luthqrs]

JENNIFER 'JJ' JAREAU in CRIMINAL MINDS 2x21 | 'Open Season'

[bogbutteronmycroissant]

The hotd brainrot is real and it's here

[silvermoon424]

When she wore this outfit she ate and left no fucking crumbs

[chloesimaginationthings]

sorry if you’ve already been asked, but what’s your favorite FNaF game?

I’m a “Pizza Simulator” truther, it’s just the best one, though I’ll be honest “Help wanted 2” has really risen through the ranks for me, its probably my second favourite (that might update if the DLC pops off)

Sister location and FNAF 2 are close behind, they were OG faves

[malsdia]

merlin fic where he accidently (or not) turns himself into a cat. decides he likes it a lot cause it gives him more freedom to move around and 'no thoughts head empty only meow' mentality. so he just goes around as a cat sometimes.

he also absolutely abuses the cat privilege to just knock shit off castle shelfs. stealing things from the castle kitchens. but most importantly absolutely annoying the fuck out of arthur whenever he's pissed off at him.

he will get into his chambers and bite him for no reason. steal food from his plate. arthur is confused as fuck and he cant really punish a cat. so he has just accepted that he has now developed a rivalry with a cat.

also, merlin as a cat is the sweetest to everyone else. he'll sit with gwen for hours and climb in her lap and purr. but the minute he sees arthur, it's like a switch is flipped. everyone else in the castle is Amused.

lancelot is the only one who knows its merlin btw. but he absolutely aids and abets merlin whenever he can. he will sneak him into arthurs chambers. or help him down from high places that merlin thought he could climb them but he actually couldn't so now he's stuck.

also, arthur sometimes confuses merlin with other stray cats. so he'll be seen looking at stray cats with suspicion and sometimes yelling at them with merlin laughing his ass off behind him

[hotchfiles]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ❝ the mood i'm in ❞ ─ an adhd chronicles blurb

pairing: aaron hotchner x fem!adhd!reader. summary: sometimes rearranging a whole entire closet is a biological need. content warnings: fluff, adhd antics (i'm diagnosed don't try to come for me) word count: 600+. a/n: this was requested by @ficmeoutofthisworld and i felt the need to make a blurb!verse of it, so expect more fluff for these three 🩵 & the idea of jack calling you honey came from honey is for love by @angellsell

      “Daddy, honey has that weird look again.” Aaron can’t help but smile at his little boy, putting the files he was working on down on his desk, telling him to come closer with his hands. Jack had gotten into the habit of calling you honey very early on in your relationship, that being one of the pet names Aaron used the most when talking to you. It was too endearing to correct him, even after you moved in. You both just let the boy be, knowing that he would call you by name once he got older.

      You didn’t mind him not calling you mom or any of its variants, even if the relationship you shared now was much alike mother and child, Jack didn’t remember a lot of Haley by himself, he was too little, but Aaron always did his best to keep her memory alive in him, so if for his young mind it was easier to call you a pet name, you would take it every single time with a smile. And so would Aaron. 

      “What look, buddy?” He asks even though he’s sure he knows the answer, having been through that a few times over the last two years. 

      “She’s staring at my stuff and sitting on the floor.” Bingo. Every once in a while you would get obsessed with something, it made sense after you were diagnosed with ADHD and he learnt how to accommodate you properly, but for a while it was just a big clash of his organized and controlling nature and your chaotic mind. 

      “Let’s see what she needs, okay?” Jack nods, leading the way with his dad closely behind. They find you exactly as his boy explained to him, sitting with your legs crossed on the floor, staring at his wardrobe so attentively it might scare the unknown eye. 

      “Darling? What’s going on?” He asks without entering the room, not wanting to invade your space before you called him in, instead he decided to lean on the door frame, observing you with his kind eyes.

      “I want to rearrange all of Jack’s clothes but we need more hangers for that and I don’t want to go to the store just to buy hangers, but I also can’t get up to go to the kitchen and check what else we need.” You answered quickly, finishing your ramble with a huff, dropping your shoulders and looking at your fiancé with a pout that made him get closer to you, offering his hands so you could have some support while getting up, you lazily do it, being embraced by him as soon as your feet touch the ground. 

      “Go watch something with Jack, okay?” His tone is always soft, as if your conversations, even the silliest and mundane ones, were secrets for you two to keep. He knew you too well, so he prevented the whine he knew would come–you wanted to get this done, you needed to rearrange Jack’s clothes or the itch in your brain wouldn’t leave–and he did so by holding both of your cheeks with his hands, making you look at him. “I’ll make the shopping list and then you both can go to Target while I get some reports done.” You nod happily, his hands moving with your head. 

      Telling you to watch something with Jack could seem like a mindless choice of words, but it wasn’t, Aaron knew you were feeling stuck and how bad that made you feel, you needed a dopamine kick before you could do something, and no better way for that than colorful silly shows with your favorite boy.

      By the time he’s done with the shopping list, you had already started another important project: Napping on the couch with Jack. So he leaves it attached with a magnet on the fridge, gives you both soft forehead kisses and goes back to work, not minding the fact he did it quickly for no reason, happy you were resting and that it was done for when you decided to shop.

[escapentropy]

i am living off scraps

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