#and that dumb warner bitch

[fushiguroshotwife]

i just finished unravel me and O M G

Aaron warner is the male yandere we all needed in our life's frfrfr

JULIETTE JUST GIVE INNN LIKE AINT NOBODY GON CARE BOUT ADAM????

Aaron warner>>>>Adam Kent

#juliette please do it with Warner rn

I am in deep need of warnette smut (sos please send me it if you find it like??)

I never thought I needed Aaron warner being a male yandere so much but your honor I do

i. Need. Warnete. Smut.

That kiss scene TWO TIMES WITH WARNER AND JUILETTE???

I'm a fangirl in two books

Can't wait to read ignite me

Adam Kent is bitching between my lovely warnette like Adam no one needs u Hun so get out and leave my babies alone.

Aaron warner is innocent your honor !! He's just a nervous baby for his crush <3

Aaron holding unto JUILETTE'S DIARY IS SO ADORABLE

Aaron is so precious and we love him <3

They're so cute together

I love them so much

Okay okay but Kenji's jokes? He's a cutie and a dumb one infact <3 I'll never get sick of this man <33

I need more.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannddd post !

[samhadjblog2]

>This is true. I was trying to say that the general DEI push leads to shit games nobody wants, but upon re-reading my post it seems I forgot to clarify that. My bad.

DEI has been a thing that existed since the 60s. Its not this new thing in the industry. Not to say that its good or bad just that this just been a thing longer the 2010.

>One game that's led to serious layoffs at Rocksteady, including in their QA department that, according to them themselves, is gonna lead to a decrease in quality. And with how much triple a games cost nowadays, not to mention the opportunity cost of 8 friggin' years of developments, the amount of millions this lost Warner Bros doesn't bear thinking about.

From what I've gathered Suicide squad was shifted to a studio that didn't have experience with Multi-person shooters before. Which was something a lot of people were getting tired of. Hence why Concord failed.

>The actual story itself was almost if not completely untouched by them, as can be seen in how women are shown as flawed(Freya, Sif and Thrud) or outright evil(the three Valkyries Odin still has working for him while fatherhood is explored in ways that don't involve copious amounts of bitching about the evils of masculinity. Hell, even the obligatory black Norsewoman Angrboda is shown as having normal human flaws(yes she's a giant, you know what I mean) and goes through an arc involving something other than learning that she was already perfect all along. And Kratos himself even breaks the cardinal sin of modern storytelling by being a man who saves a woman(Freya could not have freed herself from Odin's last curse without his help both in general and specifically fighting Niddhog, which would've just eaten her while she tried to break the curse had he not been beating the shit out of it).

O.k this seems a bit much to assume that SBI weren't involve with the main story. The claim that "Modern stories" have female characters as people with "No flaws" is such weak statement. Because a lot of the time the story "do's" say they are flawed. Now this isn't a defense for poor quality writing just that a lot of stories even the one's "I" don't like make it clear that the female character being presented is seen as a "Flawed person".

This is why I made this post, because to claim that "All stories today put women up while they put men down" is ridiculous. Because a person often isn't intentionally making a bad story and a lot of times they "are" trying to make a good story.And so even with stories "I" don't like. This isn't me telling you that "you are a bigot for disliking this piece of media" no one is. I just don't think righting off a story for having certain elements

I like to think more about a story and try my best to get read of a person's and not just right it off as if its something mindless (Unless its something that's "not" suppose to be deep like smiling friends).

Now bare I'm not saying I solely have an issue with people who berate "Woke" media I also share the same scrutiny towards more progressive voices dismissing pieces .For example I think its ridiculous to call "Batman" a bigot because's he's a rich-guy because that misses the intrigue of who Bruce Banner is as character. As well as his empathy for others.

I think the statement that Attack on Titans is fascist propaganda is also a dumb take this misses the political intrigue as well as its story of the cycle of violence.

I also tired of people who mistake Persona 4's character Kanji as "Gay when he's a more sensitive guy. And Naoto as trans when her story is about conforming to a male work-place.

So note that when I make this statement is a politically neutral

>I wasn't. I was saying that in a more general sense.

My bad then. Sorry

>identify key points within the video rather than saying "just watch all this

Very well then.

At 12:56 he talks about where the SBI controversy began. He go's into how before the SBI list controversy there was already antagonism towards The company. And said that it was wrong the call out the list (Even when the list was still inaccurate)

33:59 He go's over tweets that has a lot of the developers who "did" work with SBI claim that the company didn't force them to include diversity into their games.

45:55 He say's that he is also someone who has made videos critiquing games with woke-political messages that were pushed too-far as well. However that doesn't mean that he buy's into the narrative of SBI influencing the gaming industry

48:16 He then go's over how "Black-rock" isn't play favorites with SBI mainly because the stock market regulations wouldn't allow for this to happen. On top of that a lot of the companies they work with aren't even on the stock-market and so they don't have an ESG score. And even then ESG its such a tiny part of investing, that doesn't even measure ESG scores in any way. And the cherry on top of all of this "Diversity is such a minuscule part of ESG score.

54:12 He go's over the real reason why games today are more progressive with the simply answer being a vast majority of artist are left-leaning and that's it.

[nyxthejinx]

it’s mE bUBBLE ANON . since you can’t see it i think i’ll switch to this one 🔮?? Lmk

but omg , i absolutely loved your continuation to my ask. It’s to good not to keep the train going >:)

i apologize in advance bc i’m about to focus on my main kaeya , i love him to much and he needs some attention and love.

i imagine how hard it must have been before the scarf incident to gain readers trust again. You mentioned how he stayed around the mansion when he first heard she was there. He probably just stayed in rooms he knew she would go in and just sit there to make his presence known. He knew that she would probably just walk right back out but at least she wasn’t leaving the mansion. He knew it would take a while but he didn’t care about the wait ( diluc hasn’t kicked him out cause he’s not even there , to busy avoiding a certain someone smh ) . He wanted to show her that he would wait for her not matter how long it took, he wasn’t going to forsake , abandon or desert her. Never again would he leave her behind.

( it’s like one of those youtube videos where the person just stays in one place to make the bunny or cat comfortable lmao

an emotional game of cat and mouse

It takes weeks but reader finally throws him a bone and stays in whatever room he’s in to talk here and there( he actually started to get through to her but she’ll never admit it … he knows better tho). the bOOM reader takes his hand , they finally talk about what happened that night and the road to finally repair their relationship begins.

After that , the begin to take trips together, exploring places they use to go to as children to add new and better memories. You mentioned that they capture crystal flies together ! It’s cute that they capture them together. He was probably the one who brought up the idea to leave some in dilucs office and she begrudgingly agrees lmao .

Ok ok so to build a bit more of story before the scarf incident. What if kaeya helps reader with her hand phobia ( more angst for diluc , could potentially lead to fluff for him , who knows LMAO) but but they by start by linking arms , then pinky’s and then sometimes hands. When they camp out while exploring , kaeya let’s reader trace the the scars in his hands while he tells her where he got them from. ( IM SORRY i think siblings holding hands is the cutest shit ever, it’s also them making up for lost time… it’s also my soft spot for kaeya)

OK FINALLY at the scarf incident. They both don’t ask questions about each others cover up ( eye patch / scarf ). so the day diluc finally mans up and comes back , and like you said her scarf comes lose, she tries to cover up because she’s scared of anyone seeing. She feels ashamed of them. Kaeya tried to offer her his jacket but before he can take it off she hides in his chest . He freezes up before instinctively goes into big brother mode and hugs them. Think of it like a melting hug !! ( diluc being a witness of it all since he saw the scar he left on her neck)

what if … after this … she gets a bit of the glow back in her eyes bc deep in her heart she now knows that at least one of her brothers is here to stay for good.

I SPOKE TO MUCH LMAO , im sorry i love kaeya so much. feel free to include more of diluc and i can continue the train to talk more about him. if you’d like 😈

-🔮 anon !!

*lies knocked out cold on the floor* can you believe I couldn't stand Kaeya for almost two years LOL- I mean, we got to know him at the beginning of the game and I used to skip every dialogue/not understand what was going on. But now I just want to pat his head 😭

+ I'm sorry you had to change your emote, but my dumb phone can't recognise it, smh.

There's that part in reader that needs him, though they hate his very being during the early stages of their reconciliation. He's willing to be the brother they needed, fix whatever can be fixed, and reader doesn't want to admit it/realise it, but they need his presence.

It doesn't feel normal- familiar at all, it's a jumbled mess of nameless and unknown feelings. They want to hate him so bad, to hate Diluc, the winery, mondstadt. They want to hate Teyvat because maybe all that resentment would finally leave their body and stop burning.

It's exhausting to be mad, it's exhausting to loathe.

And no matter how much the fatui pushed them to draw strength from such feeling, it's not in their nature. They just wish time could rewind and mend what's broken. Their hydro vision is not enough, not anymore.

But a clock doesn't tick backwards, and the closest they can get to their past is to hold hands, brush fingers, link arms, all while reminiscing.

When Kaeya sees they chose to hide in his arms rather than his coat he feels indescribable relief. It's the most tangible proof that he's doing the right thing and regaining their trust, because they feel safe in his hold. It's a different bond, one that doesn't taste like their childhood, but rather a new flavour to be discovered.

Diluc sees it all. Thinks that maybe they don't need him, or any more of his deleterious actions and feelings.

Perhaps the hole he left wasn't caused by his absence.

Perhaps his presence dug that hole in their heart.

What do we do with him, do we give a happy ending? LMAO

[madswrites]

it really does Absolutely Fuckin Suck that two or three absolutely awful people have basically ruined multifandom groups to the point where most - if not all - groups now have to ban an entire type of character because those awful people won’t take the hint that they aren’t wanted in the rpc anymore if they continue to hoard characters, force ships, and generally make people uncomfortable and upset

[sunbratz]

HONESTLY im still trying to process the fact animaniacs got rebooted it does not feel real that we have new episodes of this show like. what the fuck. incredible.

[youaremysunsh1ne]

i was going thru the shatter me tag looking for a new header and i keep seein shit abt ella sommers. who tf is dis bitch. i KNOW she is not about to homewreck warnette. i WILL FIGHT LIKE ACT UP U BOUTTA GET SNATCHED UP

[goldengodcannibal]

i just realized i put the wrong business name in the sub header of one of my cover letters i sent last night. pls.

[hakasims]

The Ultimate And Entirely Correct Ranking Of Every Single Luca Marinelli Movie Love Interest

This post is exactly what it says in the title: I take every single movie Luca has ever been in, extract every single love interest of his and rank them all from worst to best both as characters and as love interests to those specific Lucas. The ranking is 100% biased. Of course, I’ll do my best to rationalize the placement of this or that character, but sometimes I just hate a bitch and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

Also: Feel free to call me out on my blatant misogyny, since it’s pretty obvious that I actually genuinely hate women instead of bad writing, incompetent directing, underwhelming acting or just plain offensive character work.

Ok, let’s go. Obviously, spoiler alert for Luca’s entire filmography.

22. Antonia (Tutti i santi giorni)

This. This is a bitch I hate. She may or may not be the sole reason I’ve even decided to make this list. I hate her so much it made me hate her actress as a person, even though I have no idea what she’s like. The fact that this movie feels like her vanity project with this character as her self-insert doesn’t help, of course.

Why is Antonia the worst? Because she is aimless, entitled, bratty, whiny, envious, controlling, abusive, self-centered, self-pitying - and she never changes. She has no character arc to speak of, she never apologizes or redeems herself for all the shit she pulls (i.e. kidnapping a pregnant woman’s child and cheating on her boyfriend for the sole purpose of hurting him, even though she was already planning on leaving him anyway) and she gets a happy ending she doesn’t deserve. People might say she is traumatized by her past domestic abuse and miscarriage, but this is bullshit because: A) her ex-boyfriend beating her in the past is never treated seriously by the narrative, nor is the abuser himself portrayed as a monster (he’s more of a goofy dumbass, classy); B) usually when a character does something cruel because of their trauma, it happens in the first half of the movie, giving them a chance to work through their shit and move on a better person, whereas Antonia does it fifteen minutes before the end of the movie, and there is zero work involved. She doesn’t even get Guido’s forgiveness because he’s never mad at her in the first place. She hurts him and he begs her to come back. The movie literally tells us she doesn’t have to become a better person, nor does she need to overcome her trauma. She just needs to get married, i.e. something she specifically didn’t want to do at the start. I guess that’s what constitutes for an arc around here. Fuck Antonia and fuck the people who defend her.

Ok, now that I’ve lost half of you, let’s continue with less controversial takes.

21. Claudia (Lasciati andare)

This one is easy. Ettore robs a jewelry store and goes to prison for that, with the jewelry still hidden. Claudia steals the booty from him, fucking KEEPS IT and lets him go back to prison for that! What a bitch! Not to mention she’s insanely annoying. The only character worse than her in that movie is the curmudgeonly main character. This film is unberable, you guys.

20. Antonella (Slam - Tutto per una ragazza)

She isn’t so much Valerio’s love interest as she is his ex, but this is my arbitrary list, and I find this bitch annoying enough to want to mention her. She’s a Cool Mom and she’s dumb as a rock. I hate everything she says, does and stands for. Literally zero redeeming qualities.

19. Elena Orsini (Martin Eden)

I find her so annoying I actually made a Martin Eden/Legally Blonde gifset with her as Warner. She is snobbish because she’s rich and educated but she has no idea how useless and pointless she is as a person. She is literally a tiny piece of nothing. Fuck her smug little face and fuck Martin for being dumb enough to build his entire life around wanting to please her.

18. Nina (Nina)

She is sinfully bland and boring and her wardrobe is that of a child.

17. Edward Pilaster (Die Pfeiler der Macht)

Mickey Miranda is a world class slut and he wasn’t happy at all with having to fuck this guy, which is saying a lot. Edward is needy, pathetic, talentless, worthless, and he has the audacity to be entitled because he’s rich. He didn’t deserve to be manipulated and used the way he was, but he’s no sugar plum, ok?

16. Augusta Pilaster (Die Pfeiler der Macht)

The mother of the aforementioned, she’s quite bad, though in completely different ways than her son. She’s cruel and scheming, and people have died because of her, but I give her points for girlbossiness her son doesn’t possess.

15. Alice Della Rocca (La solitudine dei numeri primi)

She didn’t really do anything wrong. She just annoyed the shit out of me.

14. Vittorio (Non essere cattivo)

Let’s not argue whether he counts as a love interest. He does, moving on. I just want to make things perfectly clear: I don’t hate Vittorio because he stopped using and left his best friend behind. Drug addiction is complicated, and helping addicts who don’t want to be helped is basically impossible. No, the reason I hate Vittorio is his treatment of the women in his life. He is a total dick to Viviana, having no issues insulting and humiliating her in front of other people. At the same time, he becomes a limp, spineless slug as soon as Linda waves her sandy vag in front of his dumb face, and then he basically spends the rest of the movie being her little bitch. Fuck Vittorio, for real. (Fuck Linda too, btw, if she qualified for this list she’d be right there with Antonia.)

13. Mia (Il padre d’Italia)

Part of me agrees that nobody asked Paolo to play a white night to some random pregnant lady he doesn’t know, but the fact that Mia is so dismissive and ungrateful is annoying. Not to mention it’s kinda uncool to drink, smoke and take drugs while you’re pregnant. Mia is trashy, but she isn’t as bad or as annoying as the people before her.

12. Fulvia (Una questione privata)

That “got nothing in my brain” Taylor Swift meme is about her. Also she called Milton ugly.

11. Florence Stalworthy-Pilaster (Die Pfeiler der Macht)

She is Edward’s young wife and a sweet, naive girl who became a pawn in Augusta and Mickey’s scheme. She didn’t do anything wrong and she didn’t deserve any of this shit.

10. Eva Kant (Diabolik)

Seeing how much I hated this movie, I’m very surprised Eva is so high on the list. I attribute this to her basically carrying this whole so-called plot on her shoulders and actually doing stuff.

9. Enrica “Puny” Rignon (Fabrizio de André - Principe libero)

She’s positioned as the worse of Fabrizio’s two wives but really, what did she do wrong? Knew her worth and hated being cheated on? Honestly, Puny is perfect. It’s not her fault she wasn’t her slutty husband’s One True Love.

8. Lei (Ricordi?)

She’s sweet and cute and perfect and she’s played by Linda Caridi. What more do you need?

7. Mario (Il padre d’Italia)

Who else is enough of a saint to continue being a shoulder to cry on for their ex? The same person who is ready to sacrifice a lot of time and money to travel across the country to fetch that same ex and bring him back home after he got his heart broken, that’s who.

6. Margherita (Martin Eden)

Take Mario’s saintliness and apply it to a love interest of a character who is way more of a pill than Paolo. Margherita deserves to have streets and bridges named after her.

5. Viviana (Non essere cattivo)

There’s literally nothing wrong with Viviana. She’s wonderful: loving, supportive, caring, and resourceful. She deserved the world.

4. Maria (Maria di Nazaret)

She’s THE Mary, Mother of Jesus, but her biggest achievement is not murdering her useless piece of shit husband. She deserved Oscar Isaac but instead she got one of the worst-written Luca characters in history.

3. Dori Ghezzi (Fabrizio de André - Principe libero)

As the actual One True Love of the main character, she gets to be quite high on the list, not to mention her patience, loyalty, bravery and literally her perfection.

2. Joe aka Yusuf Al-Kaysani (The Old Guard)

Whaat?! Joe isn’t number one?! But he’s literally perfect! Yes, I know. I told you I was biased.

1. Leonardo (Trust)

It’s not a movie, and Leonardo isn’t Primo’s real, canonical love interest? I don’t give a shit. He’s smart, resourceful, level-headed, loyal, and Primo totally wants to bang him. This is my list, and Leo is number one.

Do you disagree with my ranking? Please make your own list and send me the link or share your opinion in the notes. Don’t forget to like and subscribe!

[houseofpinkboombox]

There are people stanning that no chin having little bitch that is Brian Warner. Yes I'm gonna call him what his mama (whom he also assaulted) called him.

Imagine after 16 woman coming forward, thinking to your dumb little self in your head filled with moldy cotton balls for brains "who knows if that's even true?"

Like bitch do you think women having anything to gain coming forward? Look at all this black lash that's happening. I hope y'all supporting these abusive shitty fucking dudes sleep on fucking tacks and I wish worse on them.

[limmastyles]

Does the shipper knows how a contract and a PR works? Because it’s not only the money he will have to paid but the fact that you just can’t break a contract just because you don’t agree with it anymore; it’s dumb. And also his team and he are probably on the back deal of the movie and they are there probably because of the stunt I doubt they wanna loose their money gust because O is making a fool of herself because this is not affecting H public image that much it’s not something that is making people pay less attention to him or his music do why would they?

No matter how bad it gets or how disgusting of a person Olivia is Harry’s never going to break the contract. He and his team are getting a huge portion of this backend deal and not only that they are getting paid by either one or brothers or Olivia. Olivia is a broke bitch so I’m pretty sure it’s Warner Bros. If Harry breaks the contract then he is not going to get any of that backend deal and he’s not going to get paid. That’s why he still doing it. Harry lost a lot of money in 2020. We all know Harry makes a majority of his money through his tour. His tour in 2020 was cancelled and he was still paying all of his team plus his touring team in 2020 with his own money so yeah he lost out on a lot. And that’s why his new tour is so long because he is trying to make up the money that he lost. Harry only took this role because he needed something to do and Harry only took the PR stunt because of the fact that he is getting paid. If he wasn’t getting us paid as much as he is then he wouldn’t have done it. Harry had multiple Opportunities to walk away. She has pulled so much shit that warrants him leaving and the only reason why he has stayed is because of the money and the only reason why he has state is because I think they keep offering him more money. We know that the stand was supposed to be over by now but I think they’re still offering him more money to continue with. It was supposed to be done after Italy and After Jasons GQ spread I’m almost positive he wanted to end it but was offered more money and stayed. The only reason why hairiest thing is because he’s getting paid a lot of money. He can break the contract if he wants to be he’s not gonna get paid I don’t think he wants to risk that. He’s going to see this through. We also need to remember no matter how much we think that Harry’s team likes her a.k.a. Tom, tommy, Jeff and his family we need to remember that they are going to protect her in a matter what. The reason why we don’t hear much about Harry gossip or people in the industry say too much about him is because of the fact that his team are very good at their job. We all know that Olivia signed a ironclad NDA. it’s the reason she can’t post him, it’s the reason she can’t talk about him. It’s the reason that true botanicals post yesterday was taken down. Olivia will never be able to talk about Harry ever. She will never be able to trash him in the media if she wants to. Mary’s team is Lowkey trash again but they are not going to let anybody fuck with him or fuck with his reputation and I think Olivia knows that. Which is why she’s so buddy buddy with them. She knows that they have the full means to ruin her career and if she tries to go after him they will. I think his team are trying to keep the peace and try to do the best that they can and Olivia doesn’t wanna get on their bad side Because Irving will ruin her. She is keeping them closed and being all buddy buddy with them because she knows that in order for her to get what she wants she hast to stay on her good side but she also knows they will protect Harry no matter what. Harry can break this contract if he wanted to he’s just gonna lose out on a lot of money and after the money that he lost in 2020 I don’t think that he’s gonna want to lose anymore. He’s going to see this through until the end in the end is coming. Olivia is trying to profit as much as she can because she was a nobody before this, this made her somewhat relevant and she wants to keep that up. But with a face like that and then no talent that she has she��s going to go back to being a nobody just like she was before. But now with a huge stain on her reputation.She got a lot of the things in her career and has gotten as far as she has because of Jason’s connections but without those and no connection to hurry after the break up article she’s fucked

BRAVO!

[storiesofsvu]

Melinda Warner x fem!reader

Warnings: language

Requested: yes

You’d be harbouring a little crush on Melinda for as long as you’d known her. You were the newest to the SVU team and the first time you’d set foot in Warner’s morgue you were shocked at how suddenly speechless you were rendered. You were just thankful that Fin didn’t bring it up afterwards.

It took quite a while for you to gain the courage to even be able to talk to her about anything not related to a case, and even then you were bumbling mess. You figured she probably thought you were an idiot, I mean, she was a fucking doctor, insanely brilliant and incredibly beautiful which just squashed you down to nothing every time you were in her presence.

Melinda found that you weren’t as quiet as she thought when she showed up to join the team on a night out for drinks. She got there a little later than everyone and having a couple of drinks in you already, and being able to be your usual self you were deep into a conspiracy theory battle with Munch.

You didn’t even notice that Melinda was there until Fin jabbed you in the ribs and your eyes went wide and suddenly your voice was a lot quieter as you hoped she hadn’t been listening to everything. You also couldn’t help but notice how out of scrubs she was even more stunning.

About halfway through the night, you decided to call it, you had extra paperwork to catch up on and honestly, you weren’t sure how much longer you could last around Melinda without blurting something stupid out to her.

While you were outside waiting for a cab, she took her chance, asking if you’d had a good night. You stuttered over a “yes”

“Then why are you leaving so early?”

“I-uh...i...”

“Are you blushing?” She teased and you laughed awkwardly. Suddenly the liquid courage shot through you and you were word vomiting before you could help yourself.

“I uh...i think you’re really great. I mean, like, really really. Melinda, you’re like the smartest person I know and you’re so nice, and you always tell the detectives to shove it when you’re not done talking or when they’re being dumb and I love that so much, like, they need to told to shut up more often, more people should do it. And like..you’re really pretty, like, really really, pretty, you look better in scrubs than the tv doctors to and you always have the right answer and”—

You stopped suddenly when you realized what you were doing, not to mention the smile she had on her cheeks just about killed you there and then. “What?” You meekly asked, shrinking down on yourself.

“You ramble. And it’s adorable.” She smiled, nodding towards your cab pulling up, “how about this weekend we grab a drink...just the two of us.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.” She chuckled, “you can keep telling me how great I am. And maybe if you’ll quiet down enough for me to get a word in I can tell you how much I like you.”

“Oh...”

“Get home safe detective.”

“Thanks Melinda.”

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[effei-s]

What shatter-me Warner would do.

The fastest character assassination I’ve ever seen.

Here’s the thing: Warner from original trilogy had character arch. More important: he was a character.

He was mean, villainous, cold, cruel murderer, with daddy who basically bought him regency (like come on, if it wasn’t for Anderson no one would even think about giving him that position; n for nepotism), but he also was deeply traumatized and abused his whole life and had little to none normal human interactions. I loved that fact that the only good thing he did (killing Fletcher because he was abusing his family) resolved into a complete catastrophe (Anderson killing children and wife) because Warner didn’t think it through. He tried to do the right thing and failed miserably, because he was more concerned with making a spectacle for Juliette. And after that he still had the audacity to paint himself as a hero who saved poor family from terrible tyrant in Ignite me.

I didn’t expect him to act and think like a human being. He didn’t need to act like a normal human. Warner gas lighting Juliette in the first third of ignite me is Warner’s thing to do. Him yelling and throwing tantrums and making scenes in Unravel me is Warner’s thing to do. Him forcing Juliette to do things she doesn’t want and traumatizing her in the process in Shatter me is Warner’s thing to do. Him wanting to torture Adam to death is Warner’s thing to want.

There’s a few reasons for this:

a) he doesn’t know how to communicate with people other than giving them orders or making threats;

b) he truly believes that he’s in the right here (he doesn’t see himself as a bad guy in Juliette story, more like a knight on a white horse);

c) he’s physically unable to be honest with himself and always has someone to blame for his own mistakes and failures;

d) he’s ‘results justify the means’ kind of guy.

Changes for good, with trauma that deep, when you basically don’t have a moral compass, don’t happen over night.

Was his ignite-me arch made sloppy? Yes. Everything was too info-dumpy and too convenient (Juliette forgetting that Warner was going to torture Adam to death; Juliette feeling that she’s the one who needs to apologize; Leila’s entire character used only for a sob story; Adam turned into a douchebag so Warner would look a more suitable love interest, etc). But it still was an arch. And the finale of ignite me was so open I really could imagine that, little by little, in the future, he will start to trust people more and really gonna help Juliette and co to make the world a better place. And his redemption arch wasn’t finished in the slightest, and I would even say that it was only the beginning of it, but it was implied that things will get better from there (the most important part of that being him genuinely wanting to make things right with Adam and James; he’s the one who makes the first step and initiate the bond).

So what went wrong in new three books? Ehm… everything, to be honest. Instead of developing a character that was already there, she decided to give him a new personality. Actually it can be said about every single one of characters, but Warner just happened to be the biggest victim of them all.

Let’s look at Restore me.

Okay, we have his pov, and I never thought I would say it but… Warner is kinda dumb. He’s supposed to be this military strategy genius, someone who knows how RE works from within and… it turns out that he just as clueless as Juliette. More than this, we never actually see him do ANYTHING except fucking Juliette. And for some reasons he never helps Juliette with her work??? There’s so much paperwork and instead of helping her to sort though it he’s��� just not there???

Those stupid long monologues about how she’s capable to do anything mean nothing if he doesn’t actually help (as we can see at the end of restore me, when Juliette gets captured).

That fact that he doesn’t immediately check if Castle’s words are true? And instead of helping Juliette with Haider (telling everything he knows about him and his family, preparing her for the dinner) he fucks her??? This is a dumb bitch shit. And maybe you didn’t noticed but Shatter-me Warner wasn’t a dumb bitch.

After all, there’s a simple reason I never wanted the job of supreme commander myself—

I never wanted the responsibility.

It’s a tremendous amount of work with far less freedom than one might expect; worse, it’s a position that requires a great deal of people skills. The kind of people skills that include both killing and charming a person at a moment’s notice. Two things I detest.

Remember shatter-me Warner who wanted power because power meant that he could have control over his life? Remember shatter-me Warner who wanted to work with Juliette as a team to change the world? Yeah that’s him now.

No personal ambitions allowed when you’re a walking dildo, I guess.

Off the topic, but Mafi really enjoys making Juliette stupid as fuck:

“Oh, yes, of course,” she says, remembering. “I’ve gotten a bunch of letters about that. I didn’t realize it was such a big deal.”

Let's continue.

Hurting Haider would be enough to start a world war.

Warner says and then Juliette threatens Haider, a foreign official on a diplomatic mission, and instead of being even a little bit worried and think about possible consequences, Warner thinks this:

But I can only smile at her. I want to scoop her up and carry her away. Take her somewhere quiet and lose myself in her.

Okay, I guess it’s official, there’s sperm inside of his head instead of brain cells. I can’t find any other explanation for this clownery.

Shatter-me Warner would… Shatter-me Warner won’t be in this situation in the first place.

Someone tries to kill Juliette and Warner does… nothing about it. He never goes to check the body of the assassin himself. He thinks that Nazeera hides something and he still allows her to go around and doesn’t even interrogate her when Juliette says that Nazeera was there at the moment of the attack. He doesn’t find it even a little bit suspicious? That guy who had tremendous trust issues in the original trilogy? Remember him? Yeah, that guy. Shatter-me Warner would lock Nazeera and Haider up and demanded answers. Shatter-me Warner would be angry as fuck, and would try to kill Kenji with his bare hands, because Kenji was stupid enough to leave Juliette alone. Shatter-me Warner wouldn’t stop until he had answers (and the head of a person who wanted to kill Juliette on a plate).

New Warner is too busy feeling sorry for himself to actually do anything about it. And after one chapter it’s completely forgotten, like that fact that someone tried to kill her is not important at all.

And then Castle enters the picture with his stupid and sloppy info-dumping (I guess Mafi never heard of ‘show don’t tell’ rule). And says this:

“She can’t lead this resistance,” he says, squinting at something in the distance. “She’s too young. Too inexperienced. Too angry. You know that, don’t you?”

and if that wasn’t enough he also says this:

“It should’ve been you,” Castle says. “I always secretly hoped—from the day you showed up at Omega Point—that it would’ve been you. That you would join us. And lead us.” He shakes his head. “You were born for this. You would’ve managed it all beautifully.”

AND HE’S STILL ALIVE AFTER?

This is a fucking treason right there. And Warner A-OKAY with this.

Shatter-me Warner would strangle him right there. Or better yet, he would go along with this until he has 100% evidences of Castle’s betrayal and then he would kill him. Or he would kill him simply because Castle was withholding important information and earlier in books he put Juliette in a great danger by sending her to Anderson without telling her the truth (unravel me).

But not this Warner. New Warner is far more concerned with fucking Juliette then helping her or looking for a way out of this situation (because now he has dick instead of a brain).

After my father’s revelation, my thirst for information became suddenly insatiable. I needed to know more—who these people were, where they’d come from, how much we’d known—

WHERE AND WHEN DID WARNER IN PREVIOUS BOOKS DISPLAY THIS?

When I say that Mafi simply forgot her own characters this is what I mean. Warner from original trilogy didn’t give a flying fuck about them. He thought that they were weak and stupid.

I will lose her.

And it will kill me.

He said this shit and after he nearly had a panic attack because he imagined her dating someone else? Oh, come on, how more pathetic can he get?

There are words for this kind of behavior: toxic codependency.

Oh wait wait! I know! This is not Warner! This is Edward Cullen disguised as Warner! The mystery is solved!

Oh, he fucks her again. Apparently it’s the only thing he’s good at. What a character! The layers! The complexity!

And then Lena came into the picture.

Until that moment I was more or less okay with Warner. Yes, I was very confused, but I was ready to give Mafi benefit of the doubt. He lost his father and was dealing with grieve. We all can act out of character in the face of a tragedy or drastic changes.

“Why do you keep pressing this? Who cares if I’ve been with other women? They meant nothing to me—”

And there I felt in my guts, I’m not gonna like what next to come.

Haider was exhibiting suicidal tendencies. Self-harming. And I got really scared. I called Warner because I knew Haider would listen to him.” She shakes her head. “Warner didn’t say a word. He just got on a plane. And he stayed with us for a couple of weeks. I don’t know what he said to Haider,” she says. “I don’t know what he did or how he got him through it, but”—she looks off into the distance, shrugs—“it’s hard to forget something like that.

Oh, so Warner's words about how he never had any real interactions with anyone before Juliette were bullshit. About how he doesn’t understand people were also bullshit. About how Juliette was the first person who was not afraid to speak with him freely were also bullshit. Because all of the sudden he can help someone heavily depressed. Someone with suicide tendencies? Someone who harms himself? And now he has an ex-girlfriend who’s ready to beat the fuck out of him and calls him mean words (she clearly doesn’t fear him)?

Now his entire character in the first trilogy doesn’t make any sense. And his excuses don’t make any sense.

Bravo, Mafi! Bravo! This was the fastest character assassination I’ve ever seen.

She says that Lena was in love with him—really in love with him—but that Warner broke her heart, that he never treated her with any real affection and she’s hated him for it.

Oh, so he’s not only stupid and absolutely useless, he’s a fuckboy. And if there’s one thing I HATE, it’s fuckboys.

There’s a big-big-big difference between someone who has one-night-stands and THIS SHIT:

“You’re upset, I understand. But it’s not my fault you feel this way. I don’t love you. I never have. And I never led you to believe I did.”

“She and I,” he says, “it was—we were nothing. It was a relationship of convenience and basic companionship. It meant nothing to me. Truly,” he says, “you have to know—if I never said anything about her it was only because I never thought about her long enough to even consider mentioning it.”

“It wasn’t like that. It wasn’t two years of anything serious. It wasn’t even two years of continuous communication.” He sighs. “She lives in Europe, love. We saw each other briefly and infrequently. It was purely physical. It wasn’t a real relationship—”

So he despised her but used her for sex? WOW. Cool. He can go and trip over a fucking knife or fall out of the window for all I care.

“Everything in my life was different before I met you,” he says. “I was lost and all alone. I never cared for anyone. I never wanted to get close to anyone. I’ve never—you were the first person to ever—”

And how exactly he was able to help Haider with his self-harm then??? If he didn’t CaRe for anyone before Juliette?

This was the moment when Warner from original trilogy died in agony.

Okay, let’s see real quick what we have in Defy Me:

He thinks about escape but never really does anything to escape;

(anderson is the one who opens his cell;

he stands in front of a guy who murdered his mother and doesn’t even think about her, yeah I can see how important she was for him;

/again, shatter-me Warner would probably demanded answers, but not walking dildo, walking dildo cares only about Juliette. his excuse in ignite me 'i did it all for my mom' doesn't make any sense now, because he actually doesn't give a flying fuck about her/

he gets captures one minute after he “kills” Anderson;

nazeera is the one who gets him out of there;

super soldier taught his whole life how to survive, everyone. useless as fuck)

He doesn’t know anything about jewelry.

(super ooc, i know what Mafi was trying to do here: she tried ‘sherlock holmes doesn’t know that earth revolves around the sun’ thing Arthur Conan Doyle did, but the problem is WARNER IS A FASHIONISTA, or he was).

He wants to get married because…???

He sees a woman who tried to kill Juliette and he’s a-okay with staying at her place, because she said that it was actually a message (???).

Castle is still alive.

Nazeera who knew all this time about Anderson and was working for him is also alive and well.

Oh and he doesn’t care about Anderson being alive and being a real threat to Juliette (fucking her is more important for him, as usual).

His complete disregard for Juliette’s safety only makes me hate him more with every new book.

Imagine me.

First and foremost: don’t call imagine-me Warner shatter-me Warner. Don’t insult shatter-me Warner like that. With shatter-me Warner Anderson would have to try very hard to get to Juliette. It would be ‘Warner made 100 back-up plans, but Anderson knew him too well and created 101 plan and that’s how he managed to win’ kind of situations.

But walking dildo is too busy feeling sorry for himself (as usual), he just sits by her bed FOR TWO FUCKING DAYS, doing absolutely NOTHING to make sure she’ll be safe.

Nooira says that Juliette should be killed and she’s still alive for some reason.

He’s entire persona is that he’s rude to people (but not bbc’s sherlock holmes kind of rude, when he’s unbearable dick but he’s actually smart and really gets shit done, so we can tolerate him). He’s just rude.

He doesn't care about Adam or James's wellbeing (remember Ignite me Warner who really wanted a family? Yeah that's him now).

But he has gruppies now, because he’s hot and everyone in the sanctuary wants to fuck him.

Oh and he proposed to Juliette. HE PROPOSED. THEY ENGAGED! DO YOU HEAR ME??? THEY GONNA BE MARRIED! HE PROPOSED TO HER! AND SHE SAID YES! THEY GONNA MERRY!

Because god fucking forbid we forget about it.

(mafi really thinks that her readers have the mental capacity of a golden fish, huh?)

I lost count how many times walking dildo implies that he's gonna kill himself if Juliette is not with him (disgusting).

Then our walking dildo cures Juliette by the power of petting (it’s not power of love, lads and gents; you want to see love go watch defenders on netflix; mafi already copypasted elektra’s arch from that show into imagine-me Juliette, you can do yourself a favor and see how this trope can be executed without borderline on sexual assault petting scene).

18-old girl marries a fucking sociopath believing he’s actually a good person.

(we all know how shit like this ends, people like that don't change; and this 'he's different with me cuz i'm very special and i'm gonna teach him the right way' it's really harmful message considering that the audience of those books are mostly teenage girls).

Trust me, there's nothing revolutionary in this trope, it's tale as old as time.

Here's the thing, good written character always defined by connection to other people: friend, lovers, enemies, family, foes, acquaintances, even some random strangers. It's the easiest way to establish what kind of person they are.

Walking dildo doesn't have any of that because all of his "character" revolves around Juliette. He's not a person anymore. By the end of Imagine me he doesn't have friends (his relationships with Kenji or Haider non-existent), no family connections (no talks with Adam or James), even enemies or foes or even people that don't like him (because everyone wants to fuck him, because being hot is his only character trait).

His only family and friend is Juliette. And you know what? It's fucking boring, overdone and lazy as fuck. And insulting to the character he once was.

No redemption arch, no character arch at all.

Happy end.

[imonthinice]

The Criminal Psychology Majors, Jason Todd x Fem!Reader Part 13/?

Word Count: 3.2k

Author’s Note: Part 13? The unlucky part??? I’m evil

Y/N - Your name, A/N - Any name ( your best friend’s name).

I don’t know when this will be posted because time is dumb! But I do think I’ll have something prepared for Jason’s birthday<3

Hope you’re all well!

Warnings: Swearing, Eludes to sex, Mentions of injuries, Mentions of underage drug use (Do Not Condone), Mentions of sexual assault, Eludes to trauma, no beta bitch we die like Jason Todd

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7) (Part 8) (Part 9) (Part 10) (Part 11) (Part 12) (Part 13) (Part 14) (Part 15) (Part 16) (Part 17) (Part 18) (Part 19) (Part 20)

The next morning, Jason and Y/N would wake up in the same bed. Y/N would get up and stumble her way into his ensuite, trying not to wake him as he was still injured. It had been 4 days since his injury, and he was hoping that the next day he’d get his stitches removed. She would grab the clothes she wore the day before and walk into the ensuite.

She would fumble with her makeup a bit, realizing it had run slightly from the night before. Before just realizing it would be a lot easier if she took it all off. She wasn’t wearing heavy makeup, but it was just enough to hide what she thought were imperfections.

She wasn’t wearing anything, so she just threw on all of her other clothes and threw her hair up.

When she exited the ensuite, he was still sleeping in the bed, but his clothes were strewn across the room. She paused her thoughts to clean up his clothes and put them in his laundry basket.

She touched her nose to test if it was still warm and painful, which brought all the pain to the forefront, and it was still warm to the touch, she knew it was inflamed from the head-butting incident and looking in the mirror.

She didn’t think it would hurt this much, and she winced at the pain.

Jason would start groaning in his sleep, she assumed it was because they didn’t close the blackout curtains before they had their fun the night before. So she went to go close them when he went and grabbed her thigh, she laughed quietly.

“Good morning, Jason,” she said as she closed the curtains before  leaning down to see his face, and what was obvious bedhead.

“Hi,” he whispered before pulling her back into his bed.

She laughed, “Sorry, baby. I had to get up and get dressed.”

“Lame,” he whispered and curled into her.

“Jay, you’re naked,” she said.

“Thank you Sherlock Holmes.”

“Oh shut it, you should get dressed,” she suggested.

“Yeah, I should,” he said as he left the bed, crawling over her and going to his dresser, thank God he didn’t have any IVs and blood bags anymore, so he could walk without having to drag those around anymore.

She didn’t stare at him, because he nose started pounding and she whimpered.

“You alright, Y/N?” Jason asked her.

“Yeah sorry, my nose is killing me.”

“Well that’s what happens when you head-butt someone.”

She laughed, “I’m sorry okay, I panicked.”

“That part’s obvious.”

“You could pretend to care that I’m hurt, Jay,” she joked.

He laughed as he put on his boxers and his pants, “I could, but I also think you were being reckless, I worry,” he searched for a shirt, “I worry that us being together is putting you in danger,” he said as he found a shirt.

“Well, I like the danger, if there is any.”

“I’m pretty sure there’s a danger,” he put on his shirt and fumbled with his hair, “It’s obviously because you’re attached to Bruce, you heard that man ‘I wonder what Bruce will give me for you’ he knew we had money. You need your car back.”

“I can’t afford the fees,” she sighed.

“Bruce can pay them, you know.”

“God no, I would feel so bad, I’ll just take the subway or something.”

He sighed and went back to her, cupping her face, “Please let my dad pay the fees, it’s dangerous out there,” he leaned his forehead against hers and closed his eyes, “I can’t stand that you got hurt linked to your shenanigans with me,” he kissed her.

“I guess it’s me being protective,” he said, “But I think it’s a reasonable thing to be concerned about, Y/N.”

“I’ll figure it out, I swear.”

“You figuring this out involved you head-butting your attacker, I get it was quick thinking, but my god woman, that was dangerous,” he said.

“You literally got stabbed protecting your best friend,” she argued.

“Okay, good point, but I’m prettier than you so I win,” he joked.

“What kind of fucking logic is that you bastard!” she joked.

“The kind of star-crossed lovers or something, I don’t know, I don’t write, you do.”

“I’ll sell our story to Warner Brothers, we’ll make millions off of us.”

“Two lovers, harassed by the press in the media, spend most of their time hiding and protecting themselves from the disgusting eyes of the media and the man who attacked one of them,” he said in a news broadcaster voice, “Amazing, isn’t it?” he joked.

“The kind of story Artemis said Dick would eat up.”

“Oh, he would. Man’s a sucker for a romantic story.”

“Well, maybe he can sell his and Barbara’s romantic story to the Warner Brothers, he’d probably make millions too, if it’s worth anything.”

“Well, they’ve known each other for years, and when they finally started dating, myself, Steph, Cass, Tim and Damien all celebrated to an extent, we all saw it coming from all those years of them knowing each other,” he paused, “They actually fought a lot when they were younger before they dated, it would be normal to hear Dick and Barbs going at it about how they hated each other.”

“That’s such a meet-cute stone-cold-woman meets goofy guy story that I hate it.”

He laughed, “They’re so gooey, it’s so cute that I want to vomit.”

“That’s valid. We should be cuter so that they want to vomit.”

“I like your thinking, Y/N.”

“You always do, I have good ideas, Jason.”

“Only sometimes.”

She laughed. It was true, someone with always good ideas wouldn’t have head-butted her attacker, but it’s not like she carried knives or guns around to defend herself. She was considering getting a conceal-carry permit, just because she truly was shaken up by the event.

But a little trauma makes for good stories, and her story with Jason was just starting.

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Dick decided he’d drive her to her class that day, she didn’t think it mattered that much, her attack, but she realized that a lot of them didn’t want to see her hurt, even if they barely knew her.

She figured it was a kindness that they all possessed. She heard stories of the Waynes paying off waitress’/waiters’ student debts. She heard stories of the Waynes being polite to their ‘lower’ counterparts of the world. She knew they wer kind people, so she wasn’t shocked when Dick insisted he drive her to her class.

“So, Y/N, what are your intentions with my brother?” Dick joked.

“Oh no, not this, I haven’t prepared my answerers for this exam,” she retorted.

“No, its a pop quiz, you have no chance to prepare.”

“Fuck. Can I drop out of this class?”

“How would you even accomplish that?”

“Tuck and roll out of the car, probably,” she joked.

“You ever done that before?”

“Nope, you?”

“Did it on a dare, Jase dared me.”

“And he calls me reckless,” she laughed.

“Well, we were still in high school at the time, we’re supposed to be reckless,” Dick said.

“You ever met a college kid? We’re supposed to be reckless too.”

“He’ll get over it in time, Y/N. I promise. He just needs time to accept that you’re going to be as reckless and opinionated as he is, no one really refuses each other like you two do, and I’m sure you don’t mean it to be like that.”

“I think you’re reading too far into it, Dick, we make compromises.”

“Then why is your car still an issue? Bruce can cover the cost no questions asked.”

“I don’t know,” she admitted.

“Maybe it’s something to think about.”

“Are you always this brotherly? I need to know what I’m getting into here.”

He laughed, “You really do keep out of the press, don’t you?”

She took that as a yes, he is that brotherly and would continue to be. She didn’t mind, she never had a brother growing up so this would take some time to get used to, but she did not mind at all. She just figured she’d have to keep her partying ways even further down in the depths of her secrets.

They didn’t need to know what she did and what was done to her, she even ignored those problems herself. If they came out, then so be it, but if she could keep them hidden, she would.

“What were you like back in high school?” Dick asked, trying to fill the silence.

“Probably not the type of person that your dad would want Jason to be with,” she admitted.

“Care to elaborate?”

“Honestly? I don’t want to talk about it. You’d probably have to get me hammered to talk to you about it.”

“Well, maybe one day you’ll go to a gala. And after you’re wasted, I’ll ask you about it.”

“I’ll hold you to it.”

“I’m sure you will, Dick. I’m sure you will.”

“Well, we’re here,” he said, “You have my number right?” 

“I do, I do.”

“Good, call me if you need me to come get you and take you home, or to the Manor. Either or, no questions asked,” he laughed, “I expect the same when you have your car back, to be fair.”

“Consider it a deal, thanks Dick.”

“Anytime, really.”

She closed the door and waved him off, but when he pulled out of the lot, the press was at Y/N’s ass. She ran though, she ran far to get out of there.

Class was the usual. She wrote her normal psychology notes, sitting in her class, concentrating as she scribbled down the notes that she struggled to read.

When she was done and getting read to call Dick to come get her, her old friends from Metropolis showed up at her school.

“Hey! Y/N!” Christopher yelled when he saw her leave her class.

“Oh my god?” she said before running to hug him, “What the fuck are you doing here, dude?” she questioned, before looking at the rest of the car and seeing Justine, Kaitlin and Thomas, “What the fuck are all  of you doing here?”

“C’mon party girl, we’re taking you to your pale, you get dressed, and we’re going out,” Justine urged Y/N to join them, “Just like old times, man.”

“Yeah! We haven’t partied in weeks since you got your scholarship! We know you’re busy and trying to discipline yourself, but we can go party every once in a while, girl!” Kaitlin added.

“You know we miss you too,” Thomas finished.

“Alright, I need no more convincing, let’s get going,” she said as she hopped into the car and they went going to her house. She thought on the drive there, What if I fall back into old habits, and I’m doing so well, what if I fall off?

She couldn’t have more thoughts because before she knew it, she was in her house sending Jason a quick text,

Hey baby, I can’t come over tonight. Old friends came by.

Oh. I hope you have fun, I’ll probably be with my brothers. how did you even get home?

They drove me. I promise I’ll be over tomorrow and you’ll have me all day and night long, though.

That. That is exciting.

It should be.

She got dressed.

And she sent Jason a photo of what she was wearing (like the picture above) just to get him going. Before running out of her place and hopping back into the car.

“You always dress to impress, don’t you?” Thomas asked.

“I dress like I know what I’m doing,” Y/N joked.

“Never change, Y/N, never change,” Justine joked back.

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She walked into the club she frequented back when she was in high school, but the Gotham one. She had a fake ID, and she used it well and was in the club before the rest of her group knew it.

Justine would grab her hand and take her to the bar, Fuck, she thought, Here we go. And they ordered drinks. 

The rest of the night was a blur of people, drinks and her friends.

She knew she overdid it from the minute she woke up, in her bed, feeling around for her phone in her messed up and torn up sheets. Het body was covered in bruises, she noticed between harsh blinks from the pouding headache she was nursing. She remembered why she didn’t party as hard anymore. She didn’t even know how she got home that night. She found her phone and turned it on, 8:00am it read. She checked her messages, adn there was Jason, at 7:00am he said;

Are you awake yet? 

To which, she replied: I am, why?

How drunk were you last night?

I think blackout. I don’t remember much. 

I can tell.

Tell me I didn’t do anything stupid.

You did something stupid.

What did I do?

You called me at 3am and told me you loved me, followed by saying you threw up at one of your friends. I don’t even know how you got home.

Well that’s not that bad.

You told me about your past.

Oh.

When were you going to tell me you’re a recovering alcoholic?

I don’t know.

Come here. Come over. We need to discuss this.

Alright, alright. I’ll be there soon.

Dick will come get you in an hour, actually. Don’t leave the house without him.

I won’t.

She got up and looked at the mirror at herself. She was covered in bruises, her makeup was smudged, her eyes looked sunken in and her hair was a mess. She sighed, knowing she fucked up, and wiped off her makeup and got in the shower. She quickly showered and put on a turtleneck and a pair of jeans.

It was to hide the bruises from Jason. She assumed someone had physically assaulted her, possibly sexually. She only had that thought once before she pushed it very far down and swallowed it. She went to go make coffee, but her head was racing at the ideas of last night and what she said.

She was fucked up and she did fuck up. She knew she shouldn’t have drank. but she did. And she knew Jason was either really pissed or really sympathetic. She was scared at how much she might have discussed when Dick honked his horn and she left the house.

In the car, Dick tried to break the silence, “You should have told someone, anyone. We’re all really good at listening, Y/N.”

She wiped away a few tears that were pooling.

“You didn’t need to hide from us, Y/N.”

“I do.”

“No, Y/N, you don’t. Jason’s probably more mad that you didn’t tell him over you actually being a recovering alcoholic. You called him last night and let it all spill out. Everyone knows, you don't need to hide anymore.”

“Of course I did,” she said, swallowing more tears and her voice breaking.

She wanted her past as an alcoholic to die when she moved out of the city, because she didn’t want everyone to know how broken she was, fighting with addiction. A lot of her anxieties and treatments of people make sense with her past addictions, but that doesn’t mean she liked them.

She hated that girl, the wild party child who almost drank herself to death, her body was just recovering fully from her escapades when she went out clubbing. She knew this was going to be an issue, but she didn’t know how to fix it.

He looked over at her and caught eye at one of her bruises that was peaking over her turtleneck. He tried to not stare, but she noticed.

“Don’t ask about it, Dick. I don’t know what happened.”

“I think you two will get through this.”

“I hope we do, but realistically,” she paused.

“Don’t think like that.”

They pulled into the driveway and the minute Dick unlocked her door, she was out of there, speed walking to the door and then to Jason’s room.

She opened the door to find him reading a book, she would have smiled at this, had she not been certain that they were about to fight.

“Jason?”

“Oh. You’re here.”

“Yeah, I just-” 

He cut her off and got up from his bed, looking ever-so disappointed in her as he walked to the door of his room. She expected the fight to take place in the hall, so she tried to step back when he grabbed her forearm with one of his hands and yanked her into his room. She assumed maybe, just maybe his room was soundproof so his family wouldn't have to hear the yelling. He closed the door once she was in and stared at her.

She gulped, expecting him to let loose on the argument now about her drinking and her confessing she was a recovering alcoholic, but instead, he pulled her into a hug, which she yelped at.

“Jason?” she said, shocked.

“Shh,” he broke from the hug and cupped her face, “It’s okay, really.”

“But I hid it from you...”

“You know, we’ve only known each other two weeks or something, right? I get you hiding it, I just wish it didn’t come out like that,” he laughed and kissed her quickly, “Besides-” he noticed the bruise on her neck, “What’s that?” he asked, grabbing her hand and clutching it.

“There’s...”

“There’s more?” he asked.

“What, I mean, uh... uh... no?” she stuttered.

“Take your shirt off.”

“Jason...”

“Or tell me the truth.”

“Baby-”

“So there’s more, who hurt you? Did you fall?” he asked, getting a little bit heated, really squeezing her hand.

“I don’t know.”

He cupped her face, “That’s okay,” he leant his forehead against hers, “It’s okay, I promise, I do. I just really don’t want you to get hurt.”

“I don’t try to,” she said.

“Seems like trouble likes to follow you,” he said.

“Well, you found your way to me so I’d have to agree,” she joked.

“Ha ha. How’s your nose?” he said as he broke contact with her to go sit on his bed, she followed.

“It still hurts, but I can’t tell if that’s from last night or from my shenanigans with the attacker.”

“It could honestly be a combination of both, depending on what happened to you, have you asked your friends for the full story yet?”

“No. I’ve been scared to.”

“I don’t blame you.”

“I’m going to. Right now.”

“I support your decision on that,” he said as he turned on the TV in his room, but then Y/N paused.

“Y/N?”

“Reports are in of a group of friends, who all got arrested last night, for bodily harm of a man who attempted to rape their friend, Police say., the suspects in the attack are Christopher Green, Justine Wong, Kaitlin Benoit and Thomas Harthrew. More to be coming soon.”

“Thank god that girl had those friends.”

She turned to Jason, “So,” she paused, “I’m glad you think that, because, those are my friends.”

[hime-memes]

              • Harley Quinn & Deadshot - # 1 •  ( Comic )  

These starters have been taken from the ' Harley Quinn & Deadshot ‘ comic !

As always: Feel free to change anything within these starters that you see fit to make it work for your muse & the receiver’s muse !

Recommended For:  villain / antihero / crimefighting - muses/plots/timelines.

** Any slight wording changes / sentence break ups made to the original text is to accommodate for RP purposes or more clarity. **

Trigger Warning For: Swearing, Gun Mentions, Innuendo, Alcohol Mention, Murder & Violence

“ ( Name ) ! Why in the hell would you shoot my cowboy pal ?! “  “ Ow ... I think that’s bad luck fer us both ... “  “ -- But worse luck for you, ya big lug ! “  “ What are you talking about ? That’s not a mirror -- ? “  “ Bitch ! Cheap shot ! “  “ Okay - enough of this foreplay ... “  “ Sorry to drop in on yer family get-together with -- guns ? “  “ How ‘bout I even the odds ? “  “ It’s a scanner tapped into the FBI Database on wanted criminals. It’s like a supermarket scanner for food, but for fingerprints. “  “ It gives me an idea if someone is wanted, and what their bounty is worth. “  “ Half a mil for this guy, two hundred grand for his brother, and another three hundred and fifty grand for your cowboy. “  “ His rap sheet was binder worthy, ( Name ). You were in danger and I saved your ass. “  “ My ass didn’t need yer savin’ ! “   “ You should be thanking me. “  “ Yer obviously not listenin’ to a word I’m sayin’, ( Name ) ... so lemme help ya on yer quest fer deafness. “  " ... not enough to get me back ta my happy place. “ “ Kidding, my armor took the brunt of that. “  “ -- But, in the future, don’t mess with my clients. I have a reputation to protect. “  “  Wanna give me a hand with him ? He’s heavier than he looks. “  “ I got some calls ta make an’ a mess ta clean up - do whatcha haveta an’ get out before I make you my next target, got it ? “  “ You’re just lucky I’m in a generous mood, you maniacal twit. “  “ I guess I deserved that. “  “  It all went bad. You gotta give me a few more days. I swear you’ll get every cent back, or my name ain’t ( Ridiculously Dumb Name ). “  “ SWEETSASSY MOLASSY ! “  “ If you had minded your own business, I would have the money I need by now. “  “ That robbery was staged, you melon head ! “  “ First, name-callin’ll getcha sliced lieka six foot hero at a kid’s party, so cool it. Second, I knew there was somethin’ off about that hold up. “  “ Now, tell me everything or I’m gonna sing ta the cops. “ “ As you can figure, I didn’t have the money and I was desperate. “  “ I hired some wannabe actors to pose as thieves to rob my place, so I could collect on my insurance and pay off the debt. “ “ Hurry it up. I’m gettin’ tired of all this backstory. “  “ Well, ( Name ) took off at the first sign of trouble, so my loyalty to them is out the window at this point. “ “ What ? NO ! She wanted it for herself. That girl is a complete hot mess. “  “ She has a couple friends in north Hollywood. “  “ Nope, yer gonna drive me there, an ‘ I’m gonna finish this job once and fer all. “  “ I hope you have a nice car. I don’t wanna be seen in just anything. “  “ Well, I sold the Rolls and Lamborghini to pay off my loan. I still have on car though -- bought it from the prop house on the warner lot ... “  “ Are you sure you aren’t on a bender right now ? That story sounds a bit over the rainbow, ( Name ). “  “ I was hoping you’d let me crash at your place. “  “ You owe me ten large already, why should I give a crap what happens to you ? I could waste you and call it a loss. “  “ I brought a lot of business your way remember ? “  “ What you brought by being here, is trouble. “  “ Let me guess, you’re so stupid - you parked your car right out front ? “  “ I’m leaning towards offing you myself. “ “ So it doesn’t have missile launchers or anything ?! “ “ It’s just a prop car. Nothing in this town is real. “  “ You wait for me. Drive away an’ I’ll hunt ya down and decapitate ya, capeesh ? “  “ Yeah, I get it ... just be careful, you’re on their turf. “  “ Me. Me, who just asked you. Just a second ago. Right here. In front a’ ya. Is it the air out here or the constant sunlight causing the brain damage ? “  “ You got two seconds ta remove yer paw from me. “  “ From the looks a’ yer clientele here, I’m sure one of ‘em can recommend a plastic surgeon ta fix that busted schnozz. “  “ So, hand it to me and I can save you a trip, and a loss of said hand. “ “ Really ? Some little girl robs you and you’re afraid to go after her yourself ? “  “ Well, you just sit tight and let the big boys take care of this ... and ( Name ) ... it better all be there ‘cause the boss said if it wasn’t, he’d allow me the pleasure of gutting you like the pig you are. “  “ Don’t make me more pissed than I am already. It’s gonna get ugly. “    “ Those guys are after ( Name ), I don’t know why they’re coming here. “  “ My name is ( Name ), and I’m part-owner, you decked one of my staff looking for me, remember ? ”  “ Include unlimited juice bar and you have a deal. “  “ You’re whatever we want you to be, so shut it ! “  “ The kid’s a mess and needs help. Anything you do’ll be better than where she’s headed. “  “ Maybe, but there’s fallout. Look at ( Name ) and what happened to ‘em ... She’s lyin’ an’ extortin’ her own mother ta keep the lifestyle. “  “ May I present mama ( Name ) ? This is gonna be fun ... “ “ ( Name ) Before you beat your daughter within an inch a’ her life, can we talk first ? “  “ Your daughter needs help, and as fun as it may seem, I’m afraid a good old fashioned beating is only going to alienate her more. “ “ First, you need to get yourself some help to be able to deal with her and understand what she’s going through. “  “ Boundaries and limits need to be set, getting her away from this town is probably best. “  “ What ... what kind of bounty hunter are you ?! “  “ The cash -- or I tie you both to a truck and drive it over a cliff. “  “ Here’s the setup you’re the wild card, a total unpredictable ball of angst and energy ready to take down anyone that gets in your way. You’re sexy and savage at the same time. “  “ It’s a loan with interest, ( Name ), so don’t get too excited. Plus, you owe me all the sammiches I can eat. “  “ Hey, hot-head, can I buy you a drink ? “  “ Aw, well gee, I’m happy for you an’ still pissed at you for killin’ my cowboy friend. “ “ Anyway, like I was sayin’ the first rule of this business is not to get attached to anyone or anything. You need to learn this right away. “  “ I’m gonna be right back. I'm gonna check ta see if I got re-booked, an’ then I gotta pee. Do me a favor an’ order me another shot. “  “ Ah, you live there, Princess ? “  “ Nope, just gonna do a bit a’ shoppin’. “ 

[hazgoldenstyles]

Listen you dumb bitch if you think that I care about what you have to say than you have to be dumber than you already are. Nobody is “whining” because my “ship” isn’t real. Do you really think I give a fuck about who harry is dating??? No I don’t. I simply state my opinion on OLIVIA and the things she does wrong because most of it has to do with racism and homophobia. And I’m pretty sure we’re all antsy about this trailer because we’ve been waiting for forever and yeah I know what Warner bros. said honey, you don’t have to repeat it to me. You have your opinion on this holivia mess and I’ll respect it because it’s your opinion and I’ll have mine. So get the fuck off of my page you weird idiot. @cherrilover

[inthememetime]

Excuse me while I simp for the amazing movie Legally Blonde and the equally amazing Elle Woods. This isn't the content you follow me for, so my gushing is under the cut. Spoilers are rampant, but it's an old movie so

Bruiser HAS A TIE LOVELY PUPPY 10/10

She KEEPS HER SENSE OF FASHION

Self care GODDESS

"What, like it's hard?"

The PLOT you think it's a dumb comedy but it's NOT and it's mesaage is SO GOOD

Warner is a pretty bitch and gets what he deserves

"No but she did make me cry once, not in class but I waited until after and- she'll kick you in the balls. Or whatever. "

Vivian is a petty bitch who "isn't completely unfortunate looking" the costume party you HAG! but wait there's character development.

Paulette my beloved this

"Steal the bastard back"

From 'I love him' to 'get thee behind me Satan'

You're not smart enough sweetie. Be serious. Do something more valuable with your time. Then the realization and the plot turns from get him back to prove I'm good enough on my own. It's beautiful.

Paulette my beloved

This filmmaking my beloved. Just. Vivian and some of the other girls are acting out because of how they've been taught they should be in competition with other women isn't explicitly stated. But it's shown in so many little ways. Warner casually dismissing the lesbian woman he's talking to before Elle even talks to him because she's pretty. The way when Callahan decides he can get what he wanted more easily from Elle than Vivian he relegates her to getting him coffee and food.

Warner at one point when Elle refuses something because she promised the client says "who cares? Think about yourself." And I think, from her expression, that's the moment Vivian realizes Warner will NEVER honor her. He will cheat on her, she knows that now, and she doesn't see a way out.

That soft, quiet conversation between Elle and Vivian in the dorm room, where Vivian reaches out- and instead of shooting her down, Elle takes the proverbial hand. It's such a turning point, and Vivian is also very different in the scene. Instead of dark serious colors, she's wearing a light blue shirt. I feel that's a little symbolic of her character arc; the mean caterpillar is becoming a kind, but competent butterfly.

The elevator scene hurts my heart.

Oh, you hurt Elle?? You make her rethink one of the first things she's been passionate about as an adult?? Jail for Warner and Callahan! Jail for Warner and Callahan for 1,000 years!

"If you're going to let one prick change your life, you're not the girl I thought you were." We all need someone like that in our lives I think. Somebody who reminds us of the food parts of us and the good ways we're growing.

This movie uses humor perfectly. The scene with David and the girls? Yeah, it's funny. But it also shows us, without stating directly, that Elle will go out of her way to make someone's day a little less terrible than her own just out of the goodness of her heart.

"Oh no. I've made a terrible mistake." Oh Vivian. Vivian my beloved, you owned up to it and that takes a lot of bravery.

I cannot stress this enough, there are serious movies that can take lessons from Legally Blonde about characterization, using even humorous interactions to make a point without outright stating it like a kid's book report.

Emmett deserves all the hugs.

We stan a LEGEND just OWNING that courtroom in that pink skirt suit.

Vivian and Elle are friends now, so wholesome.