#and that does not make me some kind of evil fucked up demon like yall will imply

[madohomurat]

today was a mental ride and i weighed so many voices against one another. considered i was wrong for this, directly talked and listened to people with opposing views, and i came out concluding that i havent fucking done anything wrong for pointing out the inherent biphobia/transphobia/lesbophobia in the bi lesbian label. me bringing forth reasons for why i believe a label is perpetuating these ideas is not harming you. im not attacking you. i am not taking anything away from you. i am not a fucking cop, i have never and would wish genuine harm upon someone who identifies this way, especially when they do so with no intent to invalidate others. all i am doing, and all i have done, is voice my thoughts on why and how it stems from a harmful mindset. me pointing this out is not a danger to you. so whatever. you can think its stupid for me to care. call me evil and wish death upon me by all means if that makes you feel better

[alligaytorswamp]

yellow , green , blue, turquoise , onyx , fuchsia , cream , mauve ( also genshin) & plum B)))

hey hi hello >:)

green: do you have a favourite flower?

nah i dont differentiate them.. every flower is just a flower to me jkhasjkdhkj...

if the flower is purple it gets extra points tho

blue: preferred type of weather?

rain!!! thunderstorms!!! <333

turquoise: favorite sea animal?

penguins or turtles :p

onyx: do you still play Minecraft?

nope, never did

fuchsia: favorite land animal?

cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?

i have a helix one but it got fucked up.. so it looks weird :(

would love to fix it one day.. or maybe get rid of it completely hhh

no tattoos but i want some yes heheeheh

some longer answers will be under the cut jkahdsjkad

plum: a food you've never tried

oi.. dats like a lot of things... ;;

well I've never had anything "Chinese"/"Mexican"/idk what else people mention in a similar manner... i hear English-speaking folks refer to these.. "types" and yep never had any of that. also like.. any food chains that just don't exist in Russia? obv nope......... there is probably an insane amount of stuff I haven't tried, I'm picky and literally just eat at home 99% of the time so-

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated

gonna give a dumb ass answer but... i can't...? i don't really know how much one should be "appreciated", like what is the "right amount" and whether or not this person receives it. the amount of notes/likes doesn't always represent that and also i don't look there at all.. also this one random artist can have multiple accs on different platforms with different engagements and all that... so how do i really know what's up with them? and once again i don't think i sit around thinking Damn this person needs more likes !! .. i just like/rb whatever i want and it's epic lashdjlksajdlk also i'm not sure if i have strong attachments to certain creators.. (at this point that is. i used to and some of it backfired lmao) ... the only attachments i have r ppl i'm friends with which is U Know... considered the right answer to this question and an adequate person would do just that but damn none of yall getting a free promo wtf 🙄 and i feel like mentioning one friend could lead to upsetting another or like .. i could just forget to tag someone... or I would waste time trying to figure out if it would be ok to mention them in an ask like this one and probably would decide against it anyways just not to bother anybody ....

and is getting tagged in a post saying u r underappreciated even a compliment? because i for one am not too sure about that........... much to think about uh huh

mauve: any unpopular opinions?

we entered danger zone.................... beware :з

uhhh well first of all I think childe x zhongli is like the most pathetic and boring "default" pairing this fandom came up with. they have 0 chemistry and I just hate everything about it. as much as I headcanon both as queers... together romantically it feels like 2 straight men put together by ya*i fans............ also before i blacklisted to ship and voluntarily looked through the ship tag... every post felt like a hard ooc. i could not understand what childe or zhongli are supposed to be as individuals, what they have in common, what kind of dynamic they have. deadass most crack ships with 0 interactions have more flavor than this tragedy

eng VAs are great people and appreciate their work but whoever decides the voices ain't doing it right. every male character sounds like a middle-aged white man.. and most of the youngest characters sound like very obvious adults trying to pretend to be babies. all of it irks me so bad god.. and there are so many characters that lose their little spark in eng........ (yet in korean and chinese they're completely fine??)

all of the playable adult male characters are shitty people in one way or another. none of them are good. they have reasons and different perspectives, yes, but they suck. every single one of them. stop ignoring it or trying to say only some are evil. none of them are inherently terrible.. but they're not these precious and righteous individuals. they're men.................... that says a lot, actually. :\

and as for women? god i hate the idea that they're all so uninteresting and weak. lichrally just a bunch of girlbosses, morals of most could be questioned as well... anyways some of the girls not having extremely dramatic stories doesn't make them any less cool. let them be

also all archons suck it's ok. you can still love them while acknowledging that they've done some shit. ALSO stop demonizing venti .. and now baal, while praising zhongli- he's an old loser stop lying to yourself. i hate when people present him as the only good archon, the voice of reason who is just so cool and collected but also ahh so cutely silly about mora !!!............. bitch the story quest of liyue is just one zhongli-is-a-fucking-moron campaign idk did yall skip it or something............ and even then it's ok to like him, he does have his logic/reasons/beliefs that justify his actions... he is not a good guy or archon tho.

shipping archons/adepti/whatever the fuck that isn't a basic human with a basic human is super weird. i mean the power dynamic will be completely fucked and ages? lord almighty... basically mortals should stay with mortals... the rest goes to baby jail except maybe ganyu she's a good girl

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk what else.................

maybe.. ahha... well.............. with how people hype up any vague new character that is leaked and declare how they will skip every banner ever for them - even tho all we know is... how the character looks like? it feels a bit too much. like truly what's the point of going crazy and then screaming at mihoyo every 3 seconds over some character that could be fake for all we know, or maybe they'll be a support you don't need, or they have a weapon you don't like to use.... can't you just wait till we get official info? jesus lawd- but regardless.......................... where is the same energy for baizhu :)

the man is literally in the game and people manage to forget him even in conversations about dendro specifically- how the fuck is that even real-

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[rosenrot234]

explaining Preacher’s playlist

Putting this under a read more break because there’s a lot. I was bored so I finally tried to explain the reasons each song is there. Granted some only have a sentence or two. Not everything needs a giant essay response. Warning though, talks of abuse do take place.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLT9aIxp8n042hnvTQMd7vOTVJp2utaZwp

1: Beim Ersten Mal Tuts Immer Weh / The First Time Always Hurts -Just one last time please be nice to me Come over here Just be nice to me and come and sit beside me here Just one last time please be nice to me Come over here One more time again Come on give me just a little bit now Come on let me have a final kiss now Come on give me just a little bit now Fool me please just one more time again -I wanted to start Preacher's playlist with something surprisingly dark rather than edge into the darker parts later on. So Preacher's trauma is right in the listeners face and how in a fucked up way he still misses someone that really fucked them over. -Especially with the last bit of the song "Why don't you want me no more?" Bishop would often ignore him as punishment and it would fuck with Preacher's head a lot and how he just wanted to be in his good graces again.

2: For Your Entertainment -I call this one of his "mask" songs. How Preacher often tries to appear to people. It also ties in a bit with how confident he felt in the past when Bishop was around. I wanted to counter the "wtf" start of the playlist with something boppy. Since once Preacher catches wind that someone is figuring out what happened to him, he's all lies and glamour to distract people from talking about it.

3: You Think You're a Man -I kinda wanted to include this song because the listener would have trouble figuring out "Okay is Preacher singing this or Bishop?"

4: Message in a Bottle -Catchy little song but it helps explain how even if Preacher made a bunch of new friends he still felt isolated due to having to hide a lot as a Tiefling. -Love can mend your life But love can break your heart

5: Mony Mony -I always pictured Preacher singing this with his friends. There's not a lot to say for every single song. I just wanted to get mood music for Preacher's gang of buddies.

6: Out There -More alluding to Preacher's lonliness and how Bishop also used that to have some sort of control over him. With all his friends, Bishops word really was the only word that had meaning / value to him.

7: Medicate -Yeah Preacher's coping mechanisms weren't the healthiest

8: A Penny for a Tale -Mocking the greedy? Say no more

9: Goo Goo Muck -Lore wise I always pictured Preacher making this song up on the spot to entertain his friends

10: Lost Boys -While this song is about vampires I just felt it fit still with Preacher and his buddies. His playlist early on covers a lot of that part of his life.

11: The Rocky Road to Dublin -Yet more "Just singing with friends"

12: Zydrate Anatomy -I mean lorewise he did deal in drugs both real and fake in his mid teens so I wasted no time getting this song onto the list.

13: Open Your Eyes -More mood music to his early teens. Trust me I'll have more to say with other songs

14: Back and Forth -This song screams Preacher when he's scamming people to me

15: Drinkin with Jesus -At first I picked this one because cmon. A Tiefling called Preacher , a song called Drinkin with Jesus seemed perfect. Then I realized "Oh shit the lyrics fit". A lot of the time Preacher had to be completely alone to show just how messed up he was back then even before his assault.

16: Feel Good Inc -A lovely mix of isolation, "The world is corporate bullshit" , and more. You damn right I'm putting this on the list.

17: The Cave -Timeline wise this is a bit of a jump into the future where Preacher is in another down mood and tries to recover from it. -But I will hold on hope And I won't let you choke On the noose around your neck And I'll find strength in pain And I will change my ways I'll know my name as it's called again -That last lyric always made me think of Preacher actually maybe someday going back to using his birth name. Berlyn. And just finding his own identity again. Away from Bishops shadow. This would be around the time he grows his trademark purple mustache. It's a small decision but it was still an important decision since Bishop used to even control how he looked.

18: Devils Dance Floor -CMON. DEVILS Dance Floor. Perfect Tiefling music. I also wanted something to pick the mood of the playlist back up a little after that dip.

19: A Touch of Evil -Aka the most metal "Gay pining" song I'm aware of. The playlist takes a turn of "But I want his attention so bad" and how he wanted to be in a proper relationship with Bishop. Teenage hormones are rough so I'd imagine they'd be double rough as a Tiefling.

20: Skills in Pills -More showing Preacher's distructive habits and drug selling. I wanted to avoid putting Rammstein on the list because it'd be predictable as fuck. So I settled with Lindemann.

21: Jigolo Har Megiddo -Preacher playing up the whole "I'm made from demons" thing for flirty singing.

22: Come Out and Play -And we jump back into more "street punk shenanigans"

23: You Look So Fine -More pining and angst. I really liked sudden dips in mood with this playlist. Like his outer walls are cracking and you're getting peeks at the sensitive stuff going on in his head.

24: I Wanna be Yours -Even more pining because I'm an asshole

25: Sleeping Powder -I wanted something comical to again lift up the mood of the playlist so this song was perfect. Just that "I'm back! Where are we going?" makes me think "Okay I'm done being sad, wait what are you guys doing today?" Also the faint "broken" from 2D in some parts of the song were fitting.

26: Sandmann -Preacher's super protective of kids so this was perfect

27: Deleted this one, moving on.

28: Breaking the Habit -One of the  many times Preacher TRIES to get out of his self destructive habits and loops but its left unknown if he got out this time or not. This song fits in pretty much any part of his timeline with Bishop. Adding more to the "loop" of abuse that will be talked about near the end of the playlist.

29: Unzerstorbar ( Indestructable ) -I broke my "no german lyrics" rule with this song but I HAD to. It's such a "FUCK YEAH WE'RE YOUNG AND INVINCIBLE" song that ends on a more quiet note that always made me think "Deep down they know they're not" -As a child I was - I was ahead of all. As a child I was cold and I figured out how much time I have left anyways, because I am indestructible.

I was cool - I was hard and I knew what's goin' on. I was clever and smart and have considered long, Why am I made of steel? What is the meaning that I am indestructible?

This world is so small, so much lesser than I. Super Hero - all alone. Whether I like it or not. Meanwhile, I ask myself: is there someone like me here?

30: Sympathy for the Devil -Again. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT HAVE THIS SONG ON A TIEFLING PLAYLIST?

31: All I Want -I always pictured this song during a hectic chase either in the sky or on the ground. Preacher is a speedy boy so this was a good fit ( The fact that this song was in Crazy Taxi also makes me think of speed )

32: Action -I thought this fit the mood of Unzerstorbar and wanted to continue the vibe

33: Hit That -More chaotic city vibe music

34: Down the Rabbit Hole -I wanted to include Adam Lambert again since he's early in the playlist.

35: The Heart of the Riding Man -I blame Fennah for getting me into this song. The lyrics were just such a fun match. Preacher might be a Tiefling. But Bishop will always be the "Devil" in this song. -Oh the heart, the heart of a riding man Scarred and cut himself from the devil he ran Oh, from the devil he ran

36: Komm Zuruck / Come Back -DID YALL WANT MORE PINING? Well it's back and much more chaotic this time. -I've missed you long enough asked myself, where exactly you are and if you still bite your nails we planned everything perfectly with false papers and well covered and then suddenly you did it on your own account.

I've had enough, get me out of here don't give up on me now.

Wherever you are (wherever you are) oh, I'm with you Whoever you kiss (whoever you kiss) oh, I forgive you Make your way (make your way) and then release me come back, don't make me wait

37:  Sick Boys -Imma be real with you. I'm a slut for Social Distortion so I had to include SOMETHING with them

38: God is a Popstar -One of the first songs I put to this character and it's still such a perfect fit with the religious stuff in Preacher's story. The video is even nice as a helper because you could imagine Preacher is in the place of Jesus here. All dolled up then thrown away.

39: Applause -More flashy "haha nothing is wrong I just want attention" songs since Preacher is a greedy mother fucker when it comes to attention.

40: Trust Me -This is getting to the important part of the playlist. His relationship with Bishop was toxic as fuck. Preacher also did lots of things he didn't want to but the reward was Bishops attention. So with the previous song and this it really shows the leftover effects Bishop had on him. Preacher is one hell of a good liar thanks to Bishop. So in a way. He does have the risk of becoming someone elses Scorpion. Those mental walls I mentioned earlier are breaking at this point.

41: Fireflies -The sad truth that Preacher still misses and thinks about Bishop. The lyrics here are meant to really tug at you as Preacher's barrier is crumbling at this point. -If all you ever get from the sonnet is the count of the fall of man Every call and cost made to your heart You were in the kind of game that put the force in me I was ever chasing fireflies -Sometimes I follow a firefly He takes me into the night Baby, I just survive I got drunk, I'm sorry Am I losing you? Sometimes I follow a firefly He takes me into the night Baby, I just survive I got drunk, I'm sorry Am I losing you?

42: Prison Sex -Probably the most important song in the playlist. I wanted that earlier darkness to come back full force now that the listener is at probably the most vulnerable part of Preacher's head. It's disgusting and that's the point. Preacher finally fully admits to himself about his rape. And the song implies he has a huge risk of continuing Bishops cycle of abuse. Both the abuser and the abused have lyrics in this song.

43: I'm Not Jesus -This is sort of like Preacher is finally saying "No FUCK THAT. I'm not like you." This song is also about abuse so I wanted to include it. He's angry at this point and finally fighting back in his head.

44: You're Gonna Go Far, Kid -In my head this is Preacher sort of mocking himself and his skills at lying

45: Lone Digger -I wanted another song to help "lift up" the mood again since this playlist has a lot of ups and downs.

46: Money -I thought the lyrics were fitting for this part of the playlist

47: I Don't Care -Mood gets a little somber but in a more beautiful way than flat out heartache or suffering. A little more of Preacher rebelling finally against Bishop

48: Creep -But in the end all his rebellion eventually leads to him being depressed. Bishop is gone from his life at this point. But he's clearly still lingering in his head. No matter how much he tries to ignore it.

49: Souk Eye -The finale where Preacher admits he'll always have Bishop in his thoughts even if he also knows damn well to never deal with him ever again. Even if sometimes it hurts like hell.

I wanted this playlist to be able to go  on a loop and make sense. His moods are often on a cycle of "Fuck yeah I'm awesome! Fuck you Bishop!" to "Dammit we could have been so good for each other in another life wtf" It just repeats and repeats much like how people repeat their own cycles after trauma or abuse.

[sevens-evan]

Fuffy for the ship scenario?

this got long so it’s under the cut! send me ships here :)

Fake dating:

i have nothing good rn but they go to a gay club to track a demon because Plot. and make out because Plot™.

Bodyswap:

i mean. it has Technically canonically occurred but in my head they get cursed or some shit in season 3 and there’s of course the inevitable awkwardness of the trope but also??? buffy is freaked out because faith is literally on edge all the time? like she can’t even fucking sleep in faith’s body because it’s so programmed into her muscle memory to be ready to fight for her life at all fucking times. and even though their friends all know what’s going on, faith can’t help but notice that everyone looks at her differently in buffy’s body, they all look at her like she belongs instead of like she’s some kind of intruder or curiosity or what-have-you, and she doesn’t want to but she ends up kind of enjoying it because even though the scoobies are all trying to let her into the group, faith is still the newcomer, the outsider, and for a day or two she isn’t, and she realizes that that acceptance is all she really wants. and then they understand each other and support each other and fall in love and nothing is sad ever

Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it:

i do not like this trope! it is a Bad Trope™ and i think fandom would be better off if we left it behind! (however the one scenario i would accept it in: do yall remember that one episode in s4 where the ghosts of abused kids take over a frat house and buffy and riley just fuck the whole time which somehow powers the possession? yeah it was a weird ep, and riley was there so i’ve mostly repressed it. however, in a different and far superior version of season 4 where buffy is already dating the love of her life instead of the human embodiment of an empty, slightly damp corn husk, i would accept faith and buffy being the sex battery in that episode. but kill this trope. please.

Dark!fic:

i can’t think of anything good rn but here’s a shitty idea: buffy agrees to hide finch’s death in s3, and from there it spirals downward as faith gets wilder and wilder to hide her guilt, and buffy follows her down because it’s faith and she’ll be able to reach her, eventually, she’s sure of it. only she can’t, and they both end up working for the mayor. at first buffy excuses it as going undercover, gathering information, and faith feeds that illusion. then suddenly they’re being sent on worse and worse assignments—torturing people, dragging them back to the mayor, getting rid of bodies—until he sends them out to kill someone. faith does it, and buffy helps, and then buffy runs, because no matter how much she loves faith, this is not what she wanted. and she tries to help, tries to get faith out, but it’s too late; faith is too far gone.

Secret kinks:

faith has a praise kink and i Will Die On That Hill

Their first kiss:

they both expect it to be some big dramatic thing (since obviously they both think about it a Lot) and then faith is over for dinner one night and joyce is off doing something and buffy and faith have a moment on the couch where they kinda look at each other and it isn’t important or dramatic or life-or-death or any of that, but buffy kisses faith and it’s right, which is way better than all the other shit anyway

Meeting the parents:

joyce meets faith obvi very early on, and in my version she’s like ah, yes. A Child™. and decides that faith is Hers now thank you very much, and so when joyce finally figures out what’s going on with faith and buffy, she’s temporarily disoriented and a little weirded out, but she gets over that pretty quickly because it just feels so wrong trying to be mad at them for hiding their relationship or weirded out that they’re gay (because, honestly. they were basically dating for months before they were actually dating; even joyce, denial and repression extraordinaire, picked up on that.) and then they’re all just one big family with a lot of issues but way more love

Moving in together:

they don’t really like. Decide to? faith shows up at buffy’s halfway through s3 needing a place to stay because the motel kicked her out, and joyce of course lets her stay, and then (after faith doesn’t go evil because fuck you) buffy graduates and goes off to college and faith gets a job and her own place and buffy moves in with faith instead of on campus because why not, she’ll have more space, and then they start dating and just. never move Out and away from each other?

A crossover of my choice:

i once saw a carmilla/btvs crossover on ao3 and i didn’t read it but i think about it a lot, partially because lil baby freshman me who was fucking Obsessed with carmilla would live for it and partially because i just think all the characters would be amazing around each other. faith and carmilla as best friends who as far as anyone knows have never had an actual conversation, and willow gets laura into witchcraft and becomes best friends with laf because Science, and xander and kirsch are bros, and wow i’m getting way too excited about this. anyways carmilla convinces faith to stop beating herself up about a past that she can’t change, and then faith and buffy make out and then they all beat up demons together

An au of my choice:

this is the Nichest fuckin shit but i play steel drums and i have this incredibly niche idea where they all just. play steel drums. in their high school steel drum band. listen it sounds so dumb but listen to me i already know what drums they all play. anyways in this au angel is on drum set until he graduates and then faith replaces him and buffy is like oh. oh hot drummer girl okay. and then they’re gay and play bad covers of pop songs with their steel drum band. it’s a beautiful idea.

[nonbinaryspacegoo]

honestly i hate mx bones discourse so much every time i see any of it i feel like a rabid dragon because i remember how that shit started. i remember how you motherfuckers took normal teen experiences and twisted them into sinister signs that she was an evil abuser or w/e. i remember how y'all were so desperate to demonize a kid who made a fun au of five nights at freddies that you took a bunch of weirdos (most of whom were probably 13 and didn't have great critical thinking skills) wanting to bang a silly cartoon murder man (cause that's literally never happened before) and climed it meant a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD CHILD was romanticizing a seriel killer. yall were slavering and clawing desperate to find a reason to hate a mentally ill 13 year old so you took normal teenage experiences and twisted them to be sinister indicators of an evil abuser and bullied her off this sight by the time she barely hit 18 and i will never forgive you fucks for that. you bullied and harassed and now some of you pieces of shit have the nerve to be mad that she's rude.

like at this point i don't give a fuck what kind of receipts you pull on her youve burned the bridge in my head and i will never trust you fuckers. iremember the time y'all claimed that a, what, fifteen year old's edgy vent art about ex friends was a genuine threat fuck you every teenager who can draw does it you dumb fucks

listen, i went to bed with this in my drafts and after rereading it i still agree. i saw a post last night from some fucking ""pilot critical"" blog that got recommended to me saying that they wish bonses fans would realize she's "no angel" and newsflash, we KNOW, we're aware, i know this is shocking to you but she's not that fucking bad, even with all y'all's "receipts" it all seems to come down to looking at literally ANY content she makes and desperately picking at it to find any reason to complain.

maybe she IS bad and has done bad stuff recently but i wouldn't really know because i don't follow her as much now since twitter isn't really My Thing but i will probably never trust anyone who hates her because all i can think is that she was FUCKING THIRTEEN WHEN YALL STARTED THIS and the attitude towards her pretty thoroughly summarizes why i loathe a lot of the mindset on tumblr. theres a lot of good on here but its overshadowed by the fact that a mentally ill kid cant make the usual fuckups that are a part of growing up. we all fuck up even as adults but especially as kids and we need to think critically about how we treat people. with this in mind, any kids under about 16 reading this who got swept up in all this try to find both sides but ultimately youre excused from this. 16-18 year olds same to you but youre on thinner ice. anyone over 19 this is @ you.

[flameontheotherside]

Devil Worship And Bad People

Yeah I can be a loose cannon or a ranting "bitch" sometimes. Hey, I never said I was perfect. I've been bullied and fucked with my whole life. 🙄 The whole "turn the other cheek" doesn't sit well with me. Imo pussys TTOC. You have to stick up for yourself and don't be a doormat. Again, just my opinion. You don't have to agree with me. I love my friends and I consider you guys my "friends". No one fucks with my friends.

Once I got in to a heated argument with a drunk asshole at RenFest (I know what you're thinking. I was drunk too so being on my "best behavior" wasn't on the list so sue me.) who hurt a girls feelings for destroying her artwork she had for sale. It's her livelihood! How the fuck did the retarded piece of shit think it was okay the fucking moron... 😤 So I cursed him out and put him in his place. Being drunk I have no idea what I did or said because I blackout when I drink. According to Vince they had to hold me back from hitting him and carry me off to the exit on the way out I was still talking shit. I do (of course) ☝🏼😂 remember the girl said something to me. It was something like a thank you. 🤣 I felt like a hero.

I never considered "the devil" to be real...

Buuuuut after meeting God I'm terrified and I don't want him in my fucking house. 😂 👌🏼 LOL nope nope nope I'm good thank you. I dealt with sending away demons. Demons are just asshole spirits. Like we have asshole people. They make fun of, belittle, curse you out heavily, they thicken the air, they lie... Yup all the blatant negative bullshit.

Yall know how much I hate idiots. They are demonic people. They bully, harbor hate, jealousy, greed, torment... People are like that. Do I think they are haunted by demons? I donno. Maybe severely depressed people are being bullied by these evil spirits and people who bully work WITH evil spirits. Tsk Tsk Tsk... Shakes finger ☝🏼 😔 playing with fire. Hurt people hurt people. It true. Angry people hurt angry people. That's also true. We aren't perfect. Sometimes we need to be asshole to get a point across.

Staying in the negative...

That's not productive. I craw out of that shit every time. Sometimes it not easy. It's okay, we aren't perfect but demons or inner demons can go away just like your asshole neighbor... If you kill them 🤣 rofl no, please don't kill anyone. It's amount of strength and fearlessness that carries you out of that 🕳 hole. Your spiritual team will carry you out and you'll be happier. Healing begins, you learn and you move on. Hopefully fast.

Erik hates bullies. Like me I was fucked with the exact same way but I had it worse. I can write a novel about being used and emotionally abused. It's for the most part in the past. Erik and I are working through them. Just a little at a time. It took about 5 years to recover from someone who had "took advantage" of me. It fucked me up so bad I would go all PTSD. I'm not even joking. It's not at all funny. I was haunted for a long long long ass time. For some reason I'm "friends" with this piece of shit 🤷🏼‍♀️.

You have to have the good and the bad.

Take the bad with the good and so on... If there is Satan, there is God. It only makes sense. You. Can't be that stupid and assume there is just one and not the other. That's not thinking with your head. I've done so many drugs I'm surprised I haven't lost enough brain cells. I was stupid to think otherwise. Derp deep derp ... 🤤 Can I tend the rabbits George? Okay 😂 lol enough. I know I can be a little toooooo honest. I'll stop before God gives me a lecture. I'll be good. 😂 I promise.

Saying I Hope they_________. Is just as bad as cursing someone. I'm guilty of it. We are all guilty of it... And when did "karma" knock on YOUR door, Hmmm?! 🤣 Years ago, I once "stole" someone's phone and guess what. My phone got stolen the EXACT SAME WAY. What a bitch, right? Lmfao I learned my lesson about taking things from an individual. I've not done it since. When it happened I laughed my ass off instead of crying. It was well deserved. I still 😂 laugh about and use it as an example for why I need to not take people's stuff. I only shoplift necessities like food or tampons no stupid shit. Yeah it's just as bad but it's a profit loss write off. Last time I checked. Walmart is an evil corporation. Just sayin. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I don't like doing it because of my anxiety but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Devil Worship and "working" with demons...

Oh boy. Not good. Just not good. I would never be friends with someone who does it. If you do by chance, unfollow me or whatever. It would be a damn shame. I will not associate with that kind of crowd. I'm much better than that and so is everyone else. If you do spirit work please please please find yourself something to believe in. It doesn't have to be God but now I can't deny since my experience, I realized this is true. I wasn't being careful in the past by protecting myself. Protection and shielding and prayer (spells) should be in everyone's arsenal.

When you are stuck.... I mean really stuck. Like you harm yourself, feel suicidal, don't socialize at all, very very depressed. You have to chase those demons away and get out of that intense fear or intense anger. The more you give it your attention, the more you suffer and the more they hurt you. And remember hurt people hurt people. "Karma" is real and it will bite the guilty. Those that hurt others without just cause. God doesn't judge but he is in charge of delivering "karma" and he will put you in your place. I promise you. I've learned a lot. Keep love in your hearts and listen to it but don't let someone walk all over you. Cut those cords. Don't be like me and get in to fights. 🤣 Lmao funny... Because I need anger management. Another thing Erik and I need to uuuhhh..."fix" ❤️ 😂.

😘 💞 💕 ❤️ Alright kids, I love you!

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[jcmorgenstern]

please rant about the second half of COLS and COHF

this ask opened pandora’s box, consume at your own peril

Basically…my biggest problems with the second half of COLS and COHF as a whole is really just…Jonathan as a character really, truly, utterly, and absolutely makes no sense on a very fundamental level. Like I really don’t say this lightly, I spent almost all of last summer trying to piece together a coherent characterization and eventually came to the conclusion that…there wasn’t one, at least that I could see.

(Readmore for length, heavy criticism of the work (obviously), and mention of canonical attempted rape).

So before I jump right in to providing evidence for that uhh slightly bold claim, I do want to acknowledge that Jonathan in COG totally makes sense, even if certain uhh incestuous aspects of his character do make my eyes roll back into my skull. To me, it always seemed a bit evident that the series was meant to end at COG, and the second half of the trilogy was sort of an ad hoc thing that happened after the series kept building popularity and there was demand from the fandom (and the publisher) for content. If taken alone, Jonathan’s character in COG is relatively self-consistent, and I’ve posted before (also at length….lol) about how Jonathan’s character in COG alone is actually a bit tragic, and it’s not until COLS that he truly makes a villainous turn off a cliff. Though the incest is, from the start, #a bit much, we all know that that’s just how CC novels go and, to some extent, ya just gotta roll with it.

The first half of COLS continues to be pretty exciting from a Sebastian Enthusiast perspective–in fact, for me, it’s really what made me fall in love/hate with the character and his portrayal to begin with. And some of the character work in the first half of COLS is actually pretty good!! We have the moral ambiguity of the Jace/Seb bond, Clary being unable to tell to what degree Sebastian in lying, the slightly random, wild, and jumbled snips of his character coming through (vampire threesome, vampire fetish, wearing Jace’s cologne??, fashion whore, messy bitch, shitty poetry writer?? it’s all free real estate) and then he lays out what could have been such an interesting plot!!

All the mentions of the increasing number of demons coming through to Earth is finally being used after being mentioned ad nausea for three whole books!! We’re set up for an interesting, shades of grey antagonist who thinks the ends justify the means and that sometimes a Wee Murder is needed to end an unjust regime (the Clave) without realizing that removing the Clave violently without any real and just alternative will create a power vacuum that invites even worse outcomes!! And the protagonists have to navigate slightly more complex moral issues than “genocide is bad, really!!”

And then…er, no. Like, really no. The entire book does a complete 180 and says no, all that (questionable) character development was a complete lie, all the human motivations you could possibly ascribe to the villain are bunk, he just wants to destroy the world. And not only that, he tries to rape Clary and….yeah no. (I’ll talk more about that later…I have a lot to say).

And for me that was really a massive disappointment. Like, to be clear: it wasn’t that I wanted Jonathan to be a pure uwu soft boi who did nothing wrong ™, or that he would be anything other than an antagonist. But like….a) rape. no. and b) I did sort of want his motivations OR his goal to sort of make sense and follow any sort of reason but honestly…they don’t.

The rationale CC tries to offer is that Jonathan doesn’t understand the meaning of love and wants to bend the world to his will so that it will love him instead. And like….that works to an extent, but then she also very clumsily attempts to make him a psychopath and…

Look.

If you’ve followed my blog for a while you know my feelings on poorly-written psychopath characters but…I’m gonna be real honest with ya here….a true psychopath is, with a very few fine exceptions like the entire population of high-security prisons, super fucking boring. They’re emotionally shallow, both internally and externally, and are usually driven by very grounded and unemotional goals. Winning a promotion. Attaining a position of power. Becoming a neurosurgeon. Having the best lawn in the zip code. “The psychopath next door” isn’t Hannibal Lecter, it’s your shitty boss or that one prick who calls the HOA on you for having your lawn one (1) millimeter over regulation.

And you know what? I’d take a story about Hannibal Lecter, lawn fascist. I’d maybe even take a story about Jonathan Morgenstern, shitty CEO, though honestly that sounds dangerously close to 50SOG so maybe not. Because if written well, the sensational serial-killer psychopath can be genuinely thrilling in fiction.

But honestly in this case?? It doesn’t work. Not even getting into the issue of “are signs and symptoms of psychopathy diagnostic in a child soldier” issue (pro tip: almost definitely not), why does he want to burn down the world? Why does he want to kill downworlders if he is basically one? How does he react to his father’s ideology? Does he even have a consistent ideology? Why doesn’t he stay at home playing Mario Kart?? If you can’t answer any of these questions, psychopath or no, anything he does is literally just not convincing and falls flat.

And now I’m going to segue into my “demon blood as a metaphor for child abuse” rant, which will hopefully segue into my “the demon army and ending of COHF is bullshit” rant, and maybe round it all up with my “you don’t have to have your villain graphically try to rape his sister to convince your audience of teenagers he’s a Bad Dude” rant.

So! Demon blood. So full disclosure, the scene in question is probably my actual favorite scene in COLS and the series at large, god knows why really, but it was actually pretty well-written as a hook for a thread that was totally dropped and never ever ever mentioned again. I’m talking about the scene where Jonathan asks Clary for a strength rune, and he tells her Valentine whipped him as a child with demon metal. His wounds will never heal, and serve as a reminder of the “perils of obedience” which is, quite possibly, the most chilling and interesting turn of phrase in the entire series.

And if you think about it, “wounds that will never heal but hurt constantly” are a pretty canny metaphor for the emotional abuse that shapes Jonathan and his ability (or lack thereof) to relate to others. Valentine never particularly loved or even cared for Jonathan, and used him as a child solider (drop me another ask if you want to know the rationale behind that one, kind of not a lot of space for that here) in his genocidal crusade, complete with brainwashing and pretty obvious physical and emotional abuse. That stays with him, twists the way he views love and truth, and leaves him with a permanently negative view of self and worldview that he doesn’t seem to put much effort into overcoming. To be clear: being abused doesn’t make you evil. But in the absence of love and support and positive role models to help you unlearn things, anger and pain can twist even good motives into bad actions, and lbr, Jonathan doesn’t have an over-abundance of good motives. The real peril of obedience is never questioning what you’re told.

But of course it’s never mentioned again, so like, fuck me or whatever.

The show does a better job of it, and almost directly links Jonathan being Like That to what Valentine, Jocelyn, and Lilith did to him and…does a pretty good job of not woobifying him or dismissing his pain. Him having demon blood is almost completely uncoupled from him being “evil” (or, more accurately, doing evil or cruel things) and is instead his responsibility. What makes him “incapable of love” is that he was never shown love, and what makes him violent and cruel is that he was only ever taught violence and cruelty.

But in the books demon blood is definitely intended a metaphor for psychopathy. “He had the humanity burned out of him because of his demon blood” “he’s incapable of love because of his demon blood”…you get the picture. But considering she honestly doesn’t really hit psychopathy and (to me) pings in more at ASPD (antisocial personality disorder, the DSM-V approved version of psychopathy, with some MAJOR and important differences in diagnostic criteria) or NPD (narcissistic personality disorder), I sort of…don’t like how demon blood is directly used as a metaphor for mental illness. And once the demon blood is gone…poof! so is his “evil” so uhh yall read between the lines with me on that one.

(If you want a rant on why I think book Jonathan fits better with ASPD or NPD than psychopathy, drop me an ask, but god please consider the consequences. Also, I generally don’t feel comfortable “”diagnosing”” villains for the hell of it, but in this case since the canon itself has already Gone There and I’d be operating mostly off the DSM, I’d feel slightly less shitty about it).

Anyway. So what I deeply, passionately, truly hate about COHF is the ending, when the demon blood is burned out of Poor Green-Eyed Jonathan and There Is Not Enough Good In Him So He McFucking Dies. What fucking enrages me about this is like…the ENTIRE series is about how “blood doesn’t equal morality” EXCEPT in the case of this one guy apparently because fuck him and fuck consistency!! Also on a slightly different tack it completely erases all culpability of him as a person and like….what, “the demon blood made me do it” is now a viable excuse?? what the fuck. no. what the fuck. also what does “not enough good in him” even MEAN in the context of someone who LITERALLY DESCENDED HIS MOTHER’S BIRTH CANAL THAT WAY oh my god its??? so fucking stupid and the philosophical implications ENRaGE me especially like.,,,as a geneticist….we kind of had a wee run-in with that kind of thinking….it was called “eugenics” you may have heard of it….G OD !!!

Also that doesn’t even get into the contradictory nature of Jonathan’s actual characterization (I use the term loosely) itself like…sometimes his dialogue reads almost like Jace’s, but by the end of COHF he literally quotes Jesus Christ (render unto Caesar’s what is Caesar’s), says “FOOLS!!11!!1!” like….literally once a page, I think at some point dips into vaguely Shakespearean English while violently whiplashing into whatever “ ‘You’re insane,’ said Simon. ‘You’re dead,’ said Sebastian” is?? and is overall an editor’s literal worst nightmare. There is NOTHING driving this character other than pure, unrestrained literary chaos, and absolutely nothing he does or says seems to make a hell of a lot of sense and is designed purely #4 the evulz. It’s just so painfully cartoonish that it physically pains me to read it and yet, here I am, holding the physical (hardback) copy that I own, reading it, and physically shuddering jesus CHRIST

(You did uh, definitely ask for a rant, right?)

OH yeah uhh and to round it all off…the “you don’t have to have your villain graphically try to rape his sister to convince your audience of teenagers he’s a Bad Dude” rant:

Look my friends there’s nothing wrong with Clebastian but there is definitely something wrong with rape and lbr: there’s a lot of it written into this character and his relationship with his SISTER and fuckign thanks!! I absolutely hate it. Apparently, when asked why she chose to include the graphic attempted rape scene in COLS, CC apparently said she “wanted to make sure the audience knew he was beyond saving.”

Look.

Look.

When a guy builds a demon army to obliterate the world and everyone in it, I generally get bad vibes. Worse vibes, in fact, than from a guy who tried to rape his sister, though that’s pretty fuCKING bad. The point is, there is absolutely no fucking reason to do that. Seriously, there’s not. And when your entire NYT bestselling fanfic series is based on the incest fetish HP fanfiction, it’s?? proBABly not the best idea to like…include an attempted rape scene between two siblings in a work that already has a lot of UST between presumed or actual siblings because people WILL talk and.,,,can u blame them lol

On a more serious note…female protagonists are so often forced to undergo rape or sexual humiliation as part of a narrative (or worse, for titillation of the viewers–looking at you, GOT and also yeah lbr COLS). Even in the show, which has definitely improved on some weaknesses in the original narrative, Clary is nearly raped by a demon in order to awaken her rune powers. That’s disgusting, honestly, and unnecessary, and you know what? Luke Skywalker didn’t have to face a rape threat to get his powers, and neither should a female counterpart. The show didn’t even ADDRESS this later, or even bring it up at all, and that’s even more upsetting, and part of why I don’t have faith in the WR to bring the concept of a Jonathan-Clary bond in 3b to life in a way that doesn’t make me want to curl up into my epidermis like a chrysalis and never emerge again. (See also: Lilith’s unaddressed sexual assault of Jace, and Camille’s equally unaddressed assault of Simon).

And what bothers me almost more than all this is…it’s not like Jonathan’s creepiness is subtle. He constantly invades Clary’s personal space, makes comments she’s uncomfortable with, puts her in situations she doesn’t like. You could leave it there and I guarantee most of your readership (especially your female/female-aligned readers) will INSTANTLY pick up on the fact that this guy is Bad News and you know what?? Clary isn’t subjected to that bs for….the heck of it?? Not that subtlety is ever the strong point of this series but like…that’s a huge glaring issue and one I can never overlook, and why I’ve honestly chosen to basically Ignore Canon And Do Whatever The Fuck I Want.

In summary: Jonathan was basically shoed in as a) a half-assed foil to Jace and b) a plot device/fix and c) fodder for more incest after Jace and Clary were no longer brother and sister and tbh?? Not entirely here for it.

tldr: jonathan morgenstern is a dumb bitch and no one is valid, more at 9.

[zillanewt]

Merc With A Trashmouth

Chapter One // Chapter Two // Chapter Three // Chapter Four

summary: Despite growing up in Derry together, the two boys went down two very different paths. Richie is the world’s most notorious mercenary and assassin, while Eddie is none other than New York’s sweetheart - the literal poster boy for bringing justice to baddies without unaliving them. This is the self-indulgent spideypool!reddie au that literally nobody asked for. 

pairing: reddie

words: 1.2K

warnings: gratuitous cussing (bc this is deadpool!richie ofc), non-graphic violence (again, deadpool au), mentions of child abuse (it’s only one or two lines)

A/N: wow so idk if ive ever told yall, but im such a huge marvel fanboy and this is a fucking pleasure to write. ok so Richie’s backstory on how he became a mercenary is very vague for a reason, because nobody is actually sure of Deadpool’s backstory in canon, soooo. There’s also quite a bit of fourth wall breaking because Deadpool. I feel like this kinda sucks and is a little underdeveloped, so please let me know what you think! Please message me if you would like to be added to the taglist!

Kids who left Derry were fucking strange. But that wasn’t saying much when those who stayed were either absorbed into the evil cogwork of the town’s sinister behaviors or abducted by a demonic sewer clown.

Though, none of these things truly mattered to Richie Tozier.

He supposes he would’ve been strange even if his parents hadn’t even birth to him in that shithole town. Besides, he’s 95% sure all that Pennywise shit happened in another universe, so it’s not like anybody would know what the fuck he’s talking about if he brought it up.

Still, you had to be a special kind of fucked up to be sitting masked in a Toronto bar while a man offers you money to kill another man.

“There are important business transactions happening here, so you won’t get my tragic backstory quite yet, sweetheart.”

The man sitting across from Richie looks confused, yet unsurprised that the mercenary is speaking to thin air. There are always whisperings about how crazy the man is, so nobody expects him to be any less than completely psychotic. If you walked away from a conversation with him without a bullet in any of your limbs, it could be considered a complete success.

“We have an offer for you,” the man said in a low voice, sliding a manila folder across the table. “High-pay target. We suspect him to be Spider-Man. He has been interfering with our drug rings in New York.”

The second Richie opened the file, his heart was hit with a pang of worry, then a wave of rage. In small black typed letters was “Eddie Kaspbrak,” then stamped over in a bright bold red were the words “TERMINATE.” There’s going to be hell to pay for whoever thought this would be a funny April Fools joke to pull on him.

“No,” he growled, tossing the file back onto the table. “He’s from Derry. This guy couldn’t even complete a lap in gym class. What in the fuck makes you think he could possibly Spider-Man?!”

The man instantly shrinks back from Richie’s yelling, slightly in fear for his life.

“People change, Tozier,” the man reasons, then chooses to go for the low blow. “You did, didn’t you?”

Every patron in the bar eavesdropping knew the comment was a mistake and so did the man, as regret instantly washed over him and his face paled. He took those few quiet seconds to silently say goodbye to his limbs.

“Get out,” he mumbled very quietly, almost like a hurt teenager.

“What?”

“Get out!!” he yelled at full volume now, not holding anything back. Sure, he killed people for a living, but damn...he still had feelings.

The man quickly gathered his belongings, sweeping Eddie’s file into his arms. His breathing stopped when Richie placed a crushing grip on his arm.

“Leave Kaspbrak’s file with me,” Richie demanded, determining the amount of pressure it would take to break this guy’s arm.

“I can’t do that Mr. Tozier! My boss will kill me,” the man said panicked but gave in when Richie began applying said pressure. “Ow! Ow! Ok! Ok! Take it! Just please don’t hurt me!”

As soon as he handled the file over, Richie let go, but he wasn’t quite satisfied yet. Before the frightened man could run away, he whipped out his gun.

“One more thing, Mrrr…” Richie said very calmly, a complete contradiction to his behavior only seconds ago.

“Reynolds,” the man whimpered, not taking his eyes off the gun in Richie’s hands.

“Mr. Reynolds,” Richie began, putting the barrel of the gun against the man’s forehead, in between the eyebrows. “You tell whoever the fuck you’re working for that nobody touches Eddie Kaspbrak or every single one in your filthy operation will become very familiar with my good friends here.” He gestures to his guns and the twin katanas strapped to his back.

“We Gucci?”

The man whimpers and nods, fleeing from the bar as soon as Richie puts his gun away.

“God,” Richie giggles, “they are so fun to scare.”

Sitting in this dirty bar, he realizes now he has Eddie’s information, but he’s not sure what to do with it. They haven’t talked in a good 10 years, and he’s not even sure Eddie would even care about him anymore.

It’s not like anybody really does.

But, some crazy part of him is screaming at him to find his childhood best friend and love.

“Uhhh no,” Richie says to no one in particular. “Eddie probably has a perfect life and family, and we kill people for a living.”

Would Eddie hate him if he knew who he grew up to be? Would he be disgusted? Would he find out what’s under this mask and be horrified?

It’s times like these he wishes he still had Stan to be his voice of reason. But then again, if that were reality, Richie wouldn’t be “the Merc with a Mouth.” He’d just be regular old “Trashmouth,” like he was when they were kids.

Constantly, he lays awake at night due to the pain and wonders whether his life would’ve been different if he didn’t move from Derry when he was 15. There was nothing Richie wanted to do more than stay with Eddie, but his father was relocated Canada. Though, that sounds like a relatively safe place to be, right?

It should’ve been, but his parents just would never stop fighting. It wasn’t that bad back in Derry, but the move put too much stress on them and they all snapped in their own ways. Mrs. Tozier yelled at her husband and son whenever she got drunk (which was quite often). Richie’s dad decided to take his anger out on his “idiot son” and would throw Maggie’s empty bottles at him.

Richie?

Well, Richie was a teenager. There was nothing else to do, but fall in with the wrong people and turn to violence. The violence provided money, which was his ultimate independence from the disaster of the Tozier household.

Truthfully, he doesn’t remember much else, due to his state of mental health. All he knows is that he now owns a full arsenal and always has weapons strapped to him, like a fucking lunatic.

And to think, just ten years ago he and the Losers were spitting loogies at the quarry and telling ghosts stories about “Pennywise the Dancing Clown.” Richie was at least glad he didn’t exist in the universe where that stupid clown actually tortured and tormented them. He didn’t need any more problems.

Carefully, he opened the file and looked at the picture of Eddie. This is him at 25, and he’s just as amazing as he was when they were kids. His skin is sun-kissed like it always was when they were younger. He still has all those freckles on his face. There’s a woman with him in the picture, probably his wife or girlfriend, kissing him on the cheek as he laughs.

Richie should be more bitter Eddie has all this - the beauty and a happy life - while Richie has literally nothing, but he just simply can’t be. He remembers how much Eddie struggled when they were kids, as his mother continually manipulated him and the Bowers gang constantly beat on him, but he was always kind to other people. If anybody deserves to be happy, it’s Eddie Kaspbrak.

And if Eddie really is Spider-Man, then Richie would truthfully be impressed and slightly aroused because he’s seen how tight that spandex is.

Maybe, it’s time to pay his old friend a visit….just to make sure no goons try to whack him off.

[theboykingofhell]

5, 6, 8, 12, 27 !

yall rly blessing my life with these questions thank you so much omfg,,,

ANYWAY THESE ANSWERS GOT REAL FUCKED UP REAL FAST SO

5) An OC I love

ayameko ayameko ayameko i’m going to keep talking about my trash baby because i love her so much

when i was making adcl i was wondering what gender the villain should be especially because it IS, for all intents and purposes, a fic i wanted to write around my otp, so it’s not like my oc mattered but, like, that would affect it. and it’s no secret that i am Sick and Tired of Men rn. i don’t wanna say her existence in the story is in response to this love trauma i’ve been feeling lately but, i mean, it kind of is!!!

there’s been a few times in my life where rly bad things have happened to me because people claimed they loved me Oh So Much. and while that sucks, for this story i rly liked the idea of using love as a motivator for evil, which is why i decided ayameko was a girl rather than a boy. had enough of demonized homosexuality in media. 

so imma demonize the hets lmfao. it’s such a weird situation of, like… someone doing something for you, sacrificing something for you, and you don’t? want? them to??? you didn’t ASK them to???? this isn’t nearly as dramatic but i have a lot of things that guys have given me in an attempt to look good in my eyes and leave an impression. and i hate that. i hate that level of manipulation, whether it’s on purpose or not, because it just feels???? so wrong wtf

and i’ve had guys, like… threaten death to make an impression. they weren’t theatening me, they were threatening themselves. i’ve had people think, well, i’m going to make myself miserable for your sake and you should love me for that. or i’ve had people think, well, maybe i’ll kill myself and that way you’ll always be thinking of me.

and i thought a lot about sacrifice and how… it makes the person who survives feel? and maybe it’s just a warped sense of survivior’s guilt in ayameko that is really at the root of it. the only thing in her backstory that really stands out is that she was briefly used as a hostage at some point and a guy she knew that was in love with her pushed her out of the way and got shot himself and died for it and she hated that because it’s like he got the last word. because that’s really what that phenomenon is.

and now that i have all that typed up i do really how warped of a way of thinking that is. to dare and tell someone that you’d die for their sake is fucked up??? and to actually die is more so. i can’t imagine what that would’ve been like if those guys in my life actually followed through ._. anyway after that ayameko decided to start killing people and she’s valid for that

6) An OC I love to hate

i have a love/hate relationship with nisha’s parents…!

i mean, let’s be real, i don’t know how to write healthy loving parents for shit and i don’t intend to.

also, in being real, i gotta say. and this is, again, a result of my love trauma, but a well-meaning person who ends up doing cruel things to the people to the people they love… shit gets at me and not in a horny way

like i’ve said, because i love writing about trauma, i have a lot of characters who exist to cause that trauma. some aren’t developed enough to make them really fun in my eyes, and frederick and meredith are some examples of them.

fun to write, but more fun to hate on. like, it’s just.. that.. they’re so strict, and i’ve seen first-hand how much that kind of strict parenting can ruin someone’s development. but they’re strict in a softer way than my parents are, they barely ever raise a hand against nisha and do more to criticize her and her siblings’ lives in a way that drive them off the deep end. and that’s just… how they are. they’re just bad parents. and i love them for that but, as people, i wanna shove them off some cliffs haha

8) Two or more OCs who are connected (and how)

I TALK ABOUT THIS EVERY TIME CUZ IT’S MY FAVORITE DYNAMIC JHFKGS

rachel and caleb and amara entertain me endlessly. i love their conflict SO much.

rachel hates amara because amara killed her father. 

amara holds no ill will towards rachel because she barely remembers doing it, and HAD been doing it for self-defense in the first place, and really only wants her son back. like, violently wants him back.

caleb is rachel’s adopted brother. he is also amara’s son. the two of them are technically aliens and rachel’s father had died in a raid in an attempt to capture the two of them. caleb was captured (as a child) and taken in, while amara had escaped, so caleb was raised with humans and never really met his mother, who is considered a monster and an enemy to humanity, but he desperately wants to know her and have some sense of a place in the world

rachel also hates caleb, to a lesser extent, because he belongs to this race of aliens that she has sworn vengeance against, but they were also raised together, so she has this possessiveness about him and she truly does love him like a family, but she can’t let go of the fact that his family had torn apart hers.

SO IT’S JUST A FUN MESS WITH A LOT TO PLAY WITH

12) An OC based off part of someone I met

my bestie and love of my life @fury-of-mars has like ten ocs based on her INCLUDING nisha and cassandra. so! there’s that :3

27) Someone else’s OC that I really admire

tell @hogsteeth to talk about his dang ocs more i love them. ira my boyfriend…

[lusilly]

If we're going full Ender's Game what about Val or Peter for the ask meme?

ok! it is morningtime i’m going to answer this

i feel half called out by this question cuz val and peter are both names of characters from my rp (i play val and peter is AU Vampire Version of damian’s dad). incidentally, valentine collins (my character) has absolutely nothing to do with valentine wiggin.

now here i go for both:

why i like them: i’m no longer drunk enough to be as soul-bearingly honest as i was about the kids last night, but long story short, peter wiggin was insecure and jealous and angry, and he was told that he was a Bad Kid so he had to be Careful or he’d be Bad For Life. he put so much WORK and EFFORT into being Good and making people think he was Good when to him he thought this whole entire thing was a facade, he thought he was Bad Bad Bad on the inside. i love peter cuz he taught me it’s ok to do the right thing for the wrong reasons; it’s ok to have all that anger inside of you for so long, stewing. he thought his loneliness was absolutely his own self because that’s the way he’s Made. he was self-loathing but also like. ok. i gotta get the fuck up and do this. and of course when JP and theresa eventually broke the news to him about the REAL reason he didn’t get into battle school, it was like the floor dropped out from under his feet. and he had to scramble to remake his sense of self, cuz for so long he’d centered his ego around the careful knowledge that if he pushes too far he’d be too BAD too AGGRESSIVE too EVIL - but that wasn’t it at all. he finds out he’s not fundamentally bad, and keeps going, tho that damage is already done.

as for val, i love val cuz she’s some great sneaky characterization. most of EG the front she puts up is that peter manipulated her and cornered her into doing this and frightened her, but the reality is that val, as i say in this fic, “liked playing the game, but didn’t like getting played by [peter].” she enjoyed the Power of playing his lil game, demosthenes and locke, but always made it sound like it was about her fear of peter and love of ender. val was more complex than that. i also like how she grows in the enderseries and her sort of fun relationship with ender much much later on - and how offended she is when soul!val shows up lmao, cuz that’s a fair reason to be offended tbh, cuz ender had somehow created this Perfect Canonized version of her in his heart. she wasn’t as perfect as ender imagined, and she knew that, and i think she was injured by that reminder.

why i don’t: the parts i don’t like about peter are that he’s a skinny lame ass white boy from the US but tbh i’ve always thought that’s why he rends me to the bone more than, say, damian, who is hypercompetent and a Trained Killer/Superhero. peter’s physical weakness and general shitty lameness is like #me ha ha. i guess i have some beef with how he unites the world cuz again it’s the White Guy ruling over the entire world then somehow reaching world peace in such a way that ends the need for a hegemon ever again but [shrug emoji]

as for val, i guess i always wished she would be more of a Player in the game and not so passive. i blame orson scott card’s raging misogyny for that, though.

favorite scene: i have two fav peter scenes; one is in shadow of the hegemon, when he’s in the library with an apology letter from the admiral of the IF and his hands are shaking and he wants to SCREAM cuz he’s just some dumbass college kid and he has enough clout and power to get a groveling APOLOGY letter from the highest ranking officer in the IF and he can’t stand keeping it to himself but he also of course can’t tell anyone. i also love the scene in, shadow puppets i think? when he’s been forced to evacuate the brazilian compound cuz achilles infiltrated it and he’s in the hotel room and briefly considers #suicide but in a very matter-of-fact way, and comes to the conclusion that would just be way too embarrassing. then he goes out and dutifully makes the announcement for the media. a sort of watershed moment for young lucy tbh. i think it’s also the moment when JP and theresa come in and tell him they’re proud of him, and “nobody mentioned ender’s name at all,” which hits peter like a ton of bricks.

honorable mention: when he insists on going in with bean and the Soldiers for the final confrontation with achilles in the compound. like peter you are a skinny kid with no field experience don’t do this!!!!!! but he feels so Responsible so he does anyway.

fav val scene is probably…………..well she gets fewer breakout scenes overall but i do love all her banter with peter cuz she’s pretending to hate him but really she Enjoys the game they’re playing. i was glancing thru children of the mind/xenocide and she admittedly has some funny moments with jakt, AND i love her bonding with miro (tho that gets weird when soul!val shows up). i’m not a huge fan of her scenes with ender cuz she always treats him with kid gloves. i think i really do like the Sharpness she had with peter. i think of that one particular conversation right after the bunnies thing? where val seems to be very performatively like “ugh peter’s scary” but in practice she’s really Into the power working with him is giving her

favorite book: my fav peter book is…… god this is hard lmao. i love him in shadow of the hegemon i LOVE him in shadow puppets and i love him in shadow of the giant. he has some of the best scenes in shadow puppets but his characterization in shadow of the giant is so fun and has Moved so much, but shadow of the hegemon is also super duper fun cuz it’s just when he’s gaining steam. idk lmao.

my fav val book is arguably EG itself because that has her moments with peter

favorite line: i have so many with peter but probably after he sees bean and petra (or maybe JP and theresa) share a kiss: “i’ll have that one day. someone who’ll kiss me goodbye. or maybe just someone who’ll tie a blindfold over my eyes before the execution.” he’s such a #romantic. oh also? the “i love you” after reading bean’s letter cuz it’s a gut punch every fucking time

fav val line? that’s hard. i love the “funny as a one-legged rabbit, val” / “of which there are no doubt several in the woods” / “hopping around in neat little circles” exchange, which has val’s iconic “peter, you’re twelve” in it lmao. so some of that fun banter probably

i looked up the locke and demosthenes chapter and am dying cuz i forgot how much i loved them both

otp: peter/petra/bean for sure, and for val, well, val should be a lesbian, even tho her husband’s ok. val/virlomi would’ve been dope as hell. ps peter’s first kiss was on the boat with virlomi pass it on

brotp: YALL peter and val are their OWN brotp, despite the way val demonized peter as soon as she was away from them. they loved playin the game together

headcanon: oh man uhhhhh. they’re both bi as hell. val started regular correspondence with peter when he was Older and she was still young cuz of space flight but it was too weird and peter was too kind and forgiving and unlike the sharp and dangerous peter she remembered, so she got weirded out and quit it. val loved peter more than ender but hated herself for it and could never bring herself to admit it, and spent her whole life trying to convince herself it’s not true

[electric-sympathy]

When bizarre weirdos use your beloved headcanon that Dean legitimately enjoyed torturing in Hell to victim blame him

Okay bitches, let me lay down the law: There is no interpretation that exists under which Dean can be blamed for breaking in Hell. Not even the worst-case ones that lie in the hearts of dark!Dean lovers everywhere. This post has been made in context of & endorsing veneredirimmel’s masterful takedown here.  Even if Dean did, truly, come to enjoy what he was doing as Senoir Shitbird described it, it does not take away his victimhood.

The distinction of whether he really enjoyed it or not (”it is great not being tortured” vs. “TIL I love torturing”) means literally nothing in the blame department because he never would have done it without Alastair’s unnatural intervention. It took THIRTY YEARS of UNEARTHLY TORTURE for him to succumb to this sin. And the moment he leaves those forcible circumstances, he nearly cries at the prospect of being asked to sin that way again. He was forced no matter which way you slice it. Even if, in this headcanon, he likes it, he is not at peace with this. He does not accept it as part of himself or compromise his morals to feed it.

Emphasis on “unnatural intervention.” I know this is really fucking difficult for people in this fandom to grasp for some reason, but Dean’s circumstances are totally and completely outside of the scope of mortal man, the scope by which we judge ourselves. The same rules do not apply. Ex., in reality, we could choose death by our captors over committing grave sin. This influences how harsh we are on the subject of sin. Ex., to lie is a sin, but it is inevitable due to our nature that we will lie at some point. Therefore, it is forgiven. Evangelical communities seldom condemn soldiers, as war is part of the reality we live in.

Dean literally did not have the ability to escape. It was only a matter of time before Alastair twisted him beyond his own recognition. Dean sinning in this situation was inevitable. Torture is the reality he lives in. Who are you to blame him for it?

(The only part you can even begin to consider is the fact that Dean took up the blade in the first place, and even then, these fucks are wrong. Would yall like to take a trip south of the border and yell at Cartel victims for being forced under threat of rape and death to cut each other’s fingers off and shit? Even then would you really say they should have died?

No...? 

I didn’t think so.)

The whole point of the First Seal was to take someone objectively, supremely good-- designated by the title of Righteous Man-- and twist their soul into egodystonic (or rather, anima-dystonic..?) action. The very nature of the Seal is dependent on Dean’s blamelessness. If Dean were worthy of real blame for torturing others in this scenario, his Righteous status would not have existed, and the Seal would be retroactively worthless. This is the nature of prophecy and divine titles: They are immutable.

All of us have the potential for good and evil inside us. We have no way of knowing what we might be capable of if our capacity to hold goodness against those evil parts were forcibly taken away by some malevolent, all-powerful being backed by eternity and unfathomable pain that ripped us apart and rearranged us how he pleased. 

Sorry to break this to you, but there are none among us without sin. Especially not you people, who enjoy tormenting victims. (Yall sitting here jacking off to incest and shit but acting like Dean is horrible for maybe possibly enjoying something he shouldn’t???? FOR REAL?)

We are by nature flawed creatures. It is inevitable that there is something we enjoy that we truly should not. The only difference between us and Dean, assuming the “He legitimately enjoyed it” headcanon, is that he was forced into the perfect storm. Most people on this earth will never be subjected to any such thing. You or I will never know that horror of complete self-knowledge. But make no mistake: Somewhere out there, it exists.

But are we all damned for having this unalienable quality? Of course fucking not. And it is no different for Dean.

Who do these people think Hell is populated by, anyway? Poor orphan boys that stole to feed themselves??

We watch this show every day and applaud Sam and Dean for their brutality towards monsters that have committed things we judge them for. We love it when they bare their teeth, and cheer when their victims are crushed from existence, despite knowing that the world of the supernatural is not black and white. You people in particular just love it when Sam erases demons to their everlasting pain, and bemoan the idea that he may have a speck of evil within him even though he slavers with it. 

Dean was running around down there torturing Hitler wannabes, literally people that were so evil that in the final judgement they were sent to Hell, nobody innocent was hurt, and NOW you want to complain?

Your bias is showing.

Whether the capacity to enjoy inflicting pain even without consequence is something you find immoral on a personal level is for you to decide, and I think I share Dean’s feelings that I would not feel okay having that be a quality of mine (which is what makes the story so compelling), but as we have established: None of us is without this kind of sin. If yours is not wrath like Dean’s would be in this headcanon, it is certainly something else.

If God (Who is relevant here whether you like it or not given Season 4-5′s mythology) is perfection and the personified essence of good, if we follow the theory espoused by C.S. Lewis and others that He is the light and Satan the dark, with all space between them varying degrees, it logically follows that anything outside of Him is tainted with imperfection and darkness on some level. That’s just the way it goes.

If you blame Dean, in this headcanon (And it IS a headcanon no matter how ardently one may believe it as the show just is not specific enough to prove it), for enjoying the specific mode of torture he committed, you are essentially blaming humanity for being flawed.

Stop throwing stones.

And if you really are arguing this way through spiritual conviction over petty bullshit who’s-better arguments (which I highly fucking doubt), go read Psalm 103:8-12. God has forgiven much greater sins, as you should know, and vengeance is not yours. Repentance is in Dean’s heart, even when he has nothing to repent for and no one to repent to. And this is what matters.

What exactly do you think Dean has done wrong, in being forced to take his master’s place in torturing those condemned to torture by the highest moral authority in existence? The point of the First Seal wasn’t that he torture an innocent soul-- what a big deal that would be, /s. The point was to make his very nature collapse in upon itself through contradiction. This was a boon for demons, a dark prophecy, meant to “prove” that humanity is utterly corruptible despite the presence of the Holy Spirit. What exactly would this Seal prove if it was just about generating suffering like the demons already do every day? What would give it power?

Just like with the quality of courage, Dean’s incredible strength as the Righteous Man is not his absence of sin. It is in his ability to defy the sin that exists within himself. To wrestle down through great struggle this cancer of the soul which everyone else around him capitulates to, to remain eternally good-hearted as this eternal flaw yet exists.

He is not to blame for what he did in Hell regardless of whether he “liked” it in the moment or not. All we learn from this is unnatural knowledge of what form Dean’s sins would take, if he were to capitulate to them. Nothing more.

The decision of whether or not to capitulate was taken away from Dean the moment he entered Hell.

[rogue-rook]

many many highlights from The Crystal Kingdom from a first-time TAZ listener

featuring some bits from the Lunar Interlude II: Internal Affairs

travis: “it was streaming on witch. that’s like magical twitch!”

SWEET ANGO HAS RETURNED!

i cannot believe griffin went to the EFFORT of making a fantasy costco jingle

the lockpicking garden gnome called the Nitpicker that insults the damn party is a beyond brilliant object for sale at the fantasy costco

I really want to lodge a complaint with the HR department of the bureau of balance on sweet angus macdonald’s behalf bc these grown men are FULL ON BULLYING THIS TEN YEAR OLD BOY GENIUS

so is this new shitty scientist consultant lucas a bigger annoyance than shitty train butler wizard jenkins or does jenkins still retain that title

travis: "anything this touches turns to crystal?" griffin: "yeah, pink tourmaline" travis: "yeah, I'm not gonna say that, because I'm an adult"

CAREY FANGBATTLE is like on par with Jess the Beheader in terms of Cool Names

griffin: “so the three of you are currently sitting in a gondola, which is another word for a little boat” travis, singing: “the more you knoooowww”

“so it’s made of crystal, right?” “yes, everything is crystal” x1000000

the crystal kingdom song is beautiful

griffin: “you see a sign that says The Magical World Of Elevators” justin: “griffin's really stickin it to the people who say he's not allowed to have elevators in this game”

today in failed brand marketing: “Upsy, your lifting friend”

this arc is ACTUALLY set up like a video game level puzzle, when griffin says “ah, you’ve solved my crystal puzzle” it will actually apply

clint: “I rolled a 4 but I get another roll...a 5″ travis: “wow, you're really bad at dnd”

merle: “I'm gonna use Banishment on the cockroach” griffin: “okay, you're just gonna yell GET OUT OF HERE COCKROACH, I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE”

magnus is being fucking mean to lucas, the genius inventor, and he’s been a TOTAL DICK to sweet boy genius detective angus macdonald, and i feel like pointing out that he was WAYYY nicer to shitty evil wizard train butler jenkins who beheaded a guy with a teleportation door

griffin: “one of the signs is labeled Radiation Ventilation Maintenance Chamber, and the other is labeled Lil Genius BuddyBot R&D" travis: "I feel like this is a trick” clint: “I feel like griffin has been playing Fallout”

I LOVE HODGE PODGE THE LIL GENIUS BUDDYBOT!!! EVEN IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE EVIL, THE SOUND OF HIS VOICE MADE ME LOVE HIM PRETTY INSTANTLY AND NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT

hodge podge: “magnus! merle! take-o” goddamnit griffin

justin: “can we just put the stone of far speech in front of the robit and griffin, you can just talk to yourself?”

hodge podge is exactly the kind of unsettling demon robit with a mostly-adorable voice, except for when he goes demon-y, that I expected from griffy

justin: “my character taako has innate skills in: investigation, nature, history, religion, arcana, and religion” so is he double good at religion then

taako: “okay, I got a question for you: who....do we work for?”

lucas: “hey, are you just mean to everyone?” THANK GOD SOMEONE VOICED THIS LEGITIMATE FUCKING CONCERN, THE GRUBBY GRIFTERS ARE MONSTERS

clint: “I look up what scrumbled means” griffin: “justin said that in a Monster Factory once and I’ve been using it like it’s a real word” justin: “I am the lewis carroll of my generation”

noel the friendly medic robit’s voice started at vaguely-angus like and then became straight up country southern and i really hope somebody calls griffin on it

i really think griffin introduced the nitpicker so he could have a way of introducing his own critiques of his dad and brothers’ dnd skills

the little compact mirror has some shit in it that i think must be important

there’s a rift in space and time and pink tourmaline is coming out of it and the damn song is super ominous and making me MEGA NERVOUS and honestly i don’t know what the flying goddamn fuck is happening but i am SO INTO IT

lucas: “you’re just yelling hugbears at me” magnus: “BUG! HEARS!” “what” “what”

so is lucas just like holding these poor bugbears in fucking slavery

the grubby grifters discover the tourmalined body of boyland and magnus asked if he can DESECRATE THE GODDAMN BODY OF HIS TRAGICALLY DECEASED COWORKER

griffin: “these two figures are just taking these ice robits to Fool School”

awww they’re gonna fight one of my favorite little creepy crawlies! human sized tardigrades that will absolutely fuck their shit up!!! so cute

griffin: “you’re so loosey-goosey with your possessions! ‘hi scuddle-buddy! bye scuddle-buddy! go get on that train to hell!’”

clint/merle’s immediate panic when they decide the only option here is to CHOP HIS GODDAMN ARM OFF

killian, after picking lucas up: “THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST SHITTIEST DAY EVER, WE ARE TWO PEOPLE DOWN, YOUR LAB SUCKS!!” #relatable, I feel u killian

during this arc the mcelboys keep talking about how they don’t remember shit from the beginning of the show bc that was two years ago and im like what? what? that was three days ago, friends!! its bc ive binged this shit in under a WEEK

merle basically has a plant fetish okay, that’s the only reason this soul-wood shit worked

griffin: “it actually curls up and gives you a thumbs up as if to say 'hey! I'm your arm now!’”

so like this planar system shit is probably important, right

this parseltongue motherfucker that’s like fucking haunting the grubby grifters needs to start explaining what their whole, like, DEAL is

this Red Robe dude is having a FREAKOUT over the damn umbrella and im like mmmmm maybe taako shouldn’t have just taken the damn umbrella, no questions asked

killian’s scanner is having a major freakout over a lich being present and im like, yeah, its the fucking umbrella, yall

oh, real quick, the mcelboys gotta pause the action to whine at each other about character voices

killian: “I am going to ABSOLUTELY murder that man” yeah, killian remains the most goddamn relatable npc in this fucking world

i sure hope The Adventure Zone Zone doesn’t have any super important info in it, bc im not gonna listen to the mcelboys talk about the maxfun drive from two fucking years ago

the crystal golem just called the grubby grifters bounties, and said it was time for noelle the friendly medic robit and the grubby grifters to all go back to the astral plane and im like WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? GRIFFIN! WHAT?

OH FUCK ITS BEEN KRAVITZ THIS WHOLE GODDAMN TIME!!!!! KRAVITZ!!!!!

griffin: “a D6 is like a dice-ass-dice! that's like some monopoly shit!!”

kravitz: “i don’t even know how that even worked, like with physics”

taako: “luke! use the fork!” merle: “the fork will be with you, always”

magnus: “I want to roll an investigation check on noelle...I rolled a 2″ griffin: “okay well you know noelle is a robot”

YALL!! SHITTY TRAIN BUTLER WIZARD JENKINS AND MAGIC BRIAN THE GERMAN MORON BOTH CAME BACK!!

magic brian the german dumbass: “i had an invitation to my wedding for you, and instead of RSVP-ing, you murdered me!”

travis: “when you say they evaporate, do they go back to heaven or hell or the after plane, or whatever, or are they GONE?” griffin: “it kinda seems like you obliterated their soul. kinda seems like you just kinda ERASED them” travis: “you know, at the end of day, I punch people, but dad unmakes their existence, who's the real monster?”

the fact that noelle died in phandolin when the grubby grifters and gundren rockseeker turned the whole town to glass is so goddamn fucking tragic, THANKS GRIFFIN!!!!

lucas miller: yet more proof that dickin around with science and magic and mad scientist shit is always gonna end badly for everyone

kravitz: “taako, you’ve died eight times”...[...]..”magnus, you’ve died 19 times”...[...]...”merle highchurch, the richest bounty i have ever hunted, you have died 57 times” WHAT?? WHAT? WHAT???? WHAT???? GRIFFIN!!??? WHAT????

THIS STORYLINE IS LIT

griffin: “a legion of ghosts” justin: “great”

i think both griffin and I have forgotten that carey fangbattle and killian are in this scene. also merle has had a soul-bond wood arm this whole time

the grubby grifters beat a goddamn LEGION of ghost robits, or ghrobits, and then kravitz slides back into the scene all like “uh, hey, assholes, thanks for saving me, I’ll make up some legal loophole bullshit to thank you” that’s not a direct quote, that’s me editorializing. i fucking love kravitz

taako: "they found new bodies, just because they're mechanical doesn't mean the life is any less valid - battlestar galactica"

oh fuck magnus got a cheating deck of cards in like episode goddamn THREE and he just whips em out in episode fucking 39 against kravitz

kravitz, massively misunderstanding the assholes he’s talking to: “the rules of nature are there for a reason, so lets just stop running afoul of them, as if this all just funsy-fun make-believe!”

magnus: “kravitz! tell julia I love her” TRAVIS!!!! TRAVIS MCELROY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MY HEART!!!

lucas: “you'll never see me again, but if you do, i'll be doing good, and please don't kill me instantly”

justin: “i give angus a thumbs down” motherfuckers

killian: “hell yes! I love this plan! me and carey, and a robot ghost with a gun arm! sounds like a plan!” magnus: “sounds like a spinoff!” killian: “that’s sounds like some torchwood shit!”

davenport the goddamn pokemon

on one hand, I’m really goddamn suspicious that the director isn’t actually destroying the relics but is collecting them for her own gain. but on the other hand, if this turns out to not be true, I will feel bad for suspecting her so hard

taako: “director, here’s the truth. what did you have for lunch on Dec 3 2015? you don’t remember right? that’s when you told us not to talk to the Red Robes. what’s I’m saying is WE FORGOT!”

YOOO THIS EPILOGUE PROPHECY IS SOOOOOOO COOOOOL GRIFFIN!!! WHAT IS THIS!!!! ITS SO GOOD!!!!!!

this was a wild wild wild wild ride and whatever griffin is doing with this story is LIT

[salty-yu]

winter break 2016 was crazy yall, pero it gave me enough time to catch up on shitloads of mikayuu fic, here’s what ya girl has compiled this time around

Mikayuu Fic Recs 1 Key:  (Status | Chapters | Word Count | Rating)

FIC COUNT: 23

Blood Moon (complete | 1/1 | 595 | not rated)

Mika adjusts to being a vampire and drinking on a regular basis.

A Bit of a Sticky Situation (complete | 1/1 | 3,562 | no warnings apply)

“Good boy,” Mika praises, and Yuu felt his cock twitch, hanging heavily between his legs. “You’re so wet for me, Yuu. I can slide my fingers into your greedy little hole so nicely when you’re like this. It feels good, doesn’t it? Having my fingers stretching you open, my tongue and lips cleaning up the mess you’ve made of the backs of your thighs and cock.”

Or, alternatively, the painfully clicks omegaverse smutfic no one asked for.

Corner of a Birdcage (wip | 11/? | 168,026 | not rated)

It was then that Yuu took a moment to fully let the situation at hand sink in. There he was, wearing nothing more but an oversized, white T-shirt, his elephant boxer briefs that Shinoa had given him as a gag gift for Christmas last year, and a lot of fatigue while he stared down at the unconscious superhero that saved his life only about an hour ago.

or, Yuu is a university student that tends to live for the moment. Mika is a cynical superhero that’s more super than a hero. Fate is a bit aggressive with intertwining their lives. 

Scented (wip | 19/? | 69,157 | rape/non-con)

In a world ruled by beta neutrality, alphas and omegas are controlled by suppressants which modify their natural inclinations. Under constant surveillance, unproductive members of society are removed in the name of efficiency. Yuichirou Hyakuya is deemed infertile by the Board and is sentenced to certain death. In an act of defiance Yuichirou steals enough suppressants to hide his scent and joins the military under the guise of a beta.

It would be his luck to find himself under the command of his assigned mate, Mikaela Shindo. 

An Endless Desire (complete | 6/6 | 14,788 | graphic depicts. of violence)

Being captured is never a good thing. Yuichirou Hyakuya finds himself waking up to the one place he thought he would never return to. Wanting to escape, and return to the people who need him, there’s one who will not let him go no matter what after being able to see him after four long years. Contains yaoi. 

The smell of Roses (wip | 7/? | 21,280 | major character death, graphic depicts. of violence, rape/non-con)

You're regular florist, hit man love story.

Strangeness and Charm (wip | 16/? | 108,877 | graphic depicts. of violence)

The huntsmen and the werewolves have been at war with each other for centuries.

Krul always told Mika to stay out of the woods and not talk to strangers when he was younger. Now that Mika is older, despite being an omega he became a hunter alongside the alphas and betas to take out the werewolves and keep them from attacking the town and its people. 

When Mika encounters Yuu, a long wolf who has abandoned his pack - Mika learns that there’s no such thing as all wolves being big and bad, regarding their bigs eyes and large teeth. Yuu didn't choose to become a monster and knowing this fact, they must keep their growing bond a secret.

Burden of Good Intentions (wip | 9/17 | 44,270 | graphic depicts. of violence)

After awakening from a horrid nightmare, Yuichirou finds himself in a completely different world. The war against the vampires is non-existent, the Hyakuya orphans are still alive, he and Mikaela are lovers, and JIDA is an organization dedicated to the destruction of monsters by the use of colossal mechs, the Evangelions. Uniting with Mikaela, the two dedicate their lives to piloting the Eva and securing the safety of their family. 

My Treasure (wip | 5/? | 42,322 | not rated)

Mikaela is the captain of the Rosethorn ship, and is known and feared by nobles far and wide as the infamous Golden Fleece who steals riches unnoticed despite the heavy security they have layered.

No one has ever caught him before or knew what he does with their stolen treasures and Mikaela wants it to stay that way. That is... until a certain someone catches his interest, which is a mistake on his part.

...Or maybe not. 

Iridescent (wip | 1/? | 6,683 | no warnings apply)

With the strong will and desire to explore other galaxies and star systems, Mikaela goes completely against the government rules with a belief that his species comes from a long line of space exploration. He didn’t expect to crash into another life form’s house. By utter chance, he gets to learn about a completely different planet while helping Yuuichirou achieve his own goals and dreams.

But with Mikaela’s own kind hot on his tail--literally--both he and Yuuichirou must find a way to solve the issues and conflicts they will come to face.

Afire love (complete | 18/18 | 140,142 | graphic depicts. of violence)

After Nagoya’s failed mission, an unsteady truce is formed between Shinoa’s squad and Mikaela Hyakuya, making Yuu feel conflicted inside. On one hand, he’s got Mika back, his friends are alive, and the seem to be trying to be civil with each other, even if it’s just for his sake. On the other hand, Guren is being held captive by the vampires, Shinya has just given them a mission Yuu doesn’t like, and Mika... Yuu doesn’t really know what Mika is feeling.

Maybe not even Mikaela knows what he's truly feeling after all. 

Waiting for Prince Charming (wip | 7/? | 33,626 | underage)

Mikaela never thought he’d be an omega but there he was, pinned up against the wall by the school’s manwhore: Yuuichirio Hyakuya. And even if that didn’t go as planned, he never thought this would happen. 

Is the Mask Really Hiding Something? (wip | 2/? | 11,121 | graphic depicts. of violence, underage)

This superhero job should be pretty straightforward: protect the city and its people, puffy the Horsemen before they destroy everything, and fix all the damage that’s been done. But when the heroes are Mika and Yuu—two teenage boys already having to deal with family issues, asshole friends, and secret crushes—nothing gets to stay that simple. 

Oh, and they also have to stop the evil, immortal monster sealed under the city from getting enough human blood to break free and take over the entire world. No pressure. 

Chasing Fate (wip | 4/? | 10,199 | not rated)

The yearly Mating Run was mere days away, and Yuu was participating for the second year in a row.

Yuu tired to remain optimistic about finding his true Mate in another alpha, until Shinoa, a first time runner, had told him that this year the Vampire alphas were going to be running as well.

That news was less than thrilling, to say the least.

Mikaela will be running for the first time since he’d been turned into a vampire, 4 years prior. And after crossing paths with the raven haired omega, Mikaela knew that he’d be running for that omega and nobody else.

He could only hope that Yuu would accept him for monster he’d been forced to become. 

Whoever Said Opposites Attract Was a Liar (wip | 5/? | 7,168 | not rated)

“Can I keep him?”

As a child, demon prince Yuichiro was convinced that the angel Mikaela was destined to be his. He thinks they are meant to be.

Mika, not so much.

But when they are now sixteen, the beautiful angel princes gets kidnapped by the fallen angels, Ferid and Crowley, in order to bring war between demons and angels.

Out of the request of his son (actually begging), Demon King Guren sends Yuu to Earth on the journey of getting his true love back.

Meanwhile, Mika must remain on Earth as he escapes his capturers and bunks in with some humans ion a human boarding school until he finds a way back home.

Things Could Be Worse (wip | 17/? | 69,826 | not rated)

Or the one in which Yuu is turned into a vampire and is surprisingly chill about it. Mika, on the other hand, is flipping his shit.

The Institution (wip | 2/? | 3,459 | not rated)

In a beta-ruled society, alphas and omegas are looked at as enemies. So Krul Tepes, a kind and loving soul, started up The Institution where alphas and omegas would live peacefully and happily. As well as being out of the way of the higher class. But things start going downhill when a strange, wild omega is found outside the The Institution, only being able to say one word: Mika. 

Commitment (wip | 10/? | 14,300 | no warnings applied)

Sex to Mika was nothing more than a way to pass time. He has enough notes on his belt to last two lifetimes. But when he starts falling hard for a sexy barista, he thinks maybe - just maybe - he was completely and utterly wrong. 

Check, Please (complete | 1/1 | 4,334 | not rated)

//Or basically, Yuu is the manager and Mika is the new employee. And Yuu makes Mika stay late after work to teach him a lesson.

More Than Just a Dream (wip | 4/? | 12,741 | not rated)

//When Mikaela Shindo, a well-known author, gets thrown into his own book... he accidentally falls in love with the main character, Yuuichirou Amane. 

New Perspective (complete | 1/1 | 6,811 | underage)

Yuu grows up referring to Mika as his brother, unknowing of Mika’s feelings. When he begins to fall in love with Mika, he figures that his feelings are wrong, that they’re taboo and should be kept secret. It isn’t until their court heat, when they’re unable to suppress their hormones, everything come to light.

The Ride of Yuu-Chan’s Life (complete | 1/1 | 2,290 | no warnings apply)

Mika wanted payback for the time Yuu seduced Mika in the car.

Mika got his revenge, with the help of some handcuffs and a cocky attitude.

Somnia (wip | 6/? | 32,123 | not rated)

When Yuuichirou Amane dropped out of uni, he didn’t expect much out of his life. In fact, he expected everything to be boring and bleak. After all, he’s eighteen, still stuck living with Guren, no job, no degree, no future, and no fucks given about anything to be quite honest.

It’s safe to say that he definitely didn’t expect to be whisked away into some parallel world where not only does magic exist, but there's also a very attractive blond prince who is convinced Yuu and him are soulmates. Maybe Yuu should have stayed un university after all. Getting that degree might have been easier than dealing with all this insanity.

[dcmissionaries]

Absolute Sportsmanship

ABSOLUTE SPORTSMANSHIP The Angels finally caught up with the now revealed Nephilim, only to be stopped by a platoon of Lethocs units. Despite their attempts to sway Lethocs in their favor, Shroud intervened and reaffirmed that he will knot allow them on federal property.

Where we last left our story, Angels and Demons stood separated by a shitton of Lethocs and a police barrier. While the Mayor stands, smug and covered in an awfully chic scarf, the thread of not finding the Nephilim looms over them.

Strappon grimaced further at the Mayor of Daten as he stood a fair ways behind the barrier, his usual consort Amulet standing beside him with a clipboard and a similarly smug expression. Except his expression was visible.

With Hot Pants where he was, Duster was even more tense the longer the silence grew. He was torn between staring him down in a glare or not even looking at him. For now, he'll just narrow his eyes at him.

"What are we gonna do now?" Jacket asked, clasping his hands behind his head in an out-of-place casualty only an anime protagonist would have.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  Camisole stood alone at the entrance to Ground Zero. She stood there  rubbing her arms for warmth, deeply regretting not bringing a jacket  or something. Though it probably wasn't that cold. Legit, Cami takes  showers so hot they slightly burn. Unless it's 80 degrees or more  outside she's not satisfied.

 Anyhow, the fallen angel was alone at the entrance pissed she had to  come. _Stupid Dermal forced me to come here. Like I want to listen to  him._ __"Hello!? Is anyone there?__" she screamed. "__I came to help!  Are you fucking happy!__" There was no reply. Looks like she would  have to start in alone. She stomped on through the ruins, too annoyed  and impulsive to realize the danger she could be in. And probably  would be in. It's Camisole after all.

DJDEVIL:  Ruka leaned against Panty Raid, a rum bottle in hand and his usual  'Fuck off or I'll rip your balls off' expression across his face. He  and the truck were covered in dirt and grime from searching Ground  Zero for the Nephilim. As he looked through the group of Angel and  humans, he took special notice a few familiar, not to mention hated,  faces and clenched his bottle tightly before taking a big swig.  Vest was there as well, fiddling around with Panty Raid's engine,  making sure it was ready for the next search attempt. He too was  dirty, though not as much as Ruka, and wore a tank top under his  namesake, some old work pants, and boots as he didn't want to get his  good clothes dirty from searching the ruins and possibly torn up by  the Nephilim should they find it. He would honestly rather be shopping  but Ruka wanted to take the truck with him for this assignment and  knew damn well that he would get it totaled like last time despite  just having it all fixed up. Due to the fact he was fired from Hell  Corp, he technically wasn't allowed here, but he wasn't gonna let his  baby get wrecked again, especially after he spent so much money on the  repairs.

SOUP-KITTY:  Diadem stood off to the side, not really wanting to step anywhere.  "Everything's so....filthy." he thought. He lightly kicked the ground  where he stood. He wish he'd brought his cleaning supplies. He could  probably have the place spotless by the end of the day.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  The Creampuff boys were huddled together in a corner, Mary Janes sat  beside his senpai.  Their tiny bonds were growing. Mary sat with the  gang and watched everything from the comfort of a bush.

KRO:  Hot Pants sighed as the Mayor showed up, looking back to Duster,  "Listen, our Commander didn't know who the mayor is. If he did, we  wouldn't be here. Besides I'm the only Captain here in Daten that can  lead troops."

 This was frustrating, he didn't feel like he needed to explain his  presence but this is Duster.

 Hairpin appeared a distance away from everyone, his hair ruffled up  with debris in it and his clothes dirtied and tattered. He was  obviously doing fieldwork compared to everybody else.

TORIBIRDSEED:  A little late to the party, A large car drove up the the scene that  many were gathered at, and out along with loud bustling music came out  two individuals. The first was a rather small freckled face girl with  short white hair, wearing a white oversized sweater, and a skirt.  Along with *her* came out the oh so famous Chokki, a world renowned  jpop idol who had been staying in Daten now for the last while. With a  click to her step Chokki marched along those who had arrived before  her, her hair acting like a cape for her. She had it in a ponytail not  wanting it to touch the dirty ground below her, and she wore her extra  high platforms  to keep her elevated. Along with her the small girly  looking one awkwardly shuffled along with her. To most this would seem  like any other human, however to some who knew, this was one of  Etch’s human disguises. A cute idol looking japanese girl, why a  girl you ask? Well you can thank Maxi for that one, and Chokki doesn't  like being followed by men.Chokki soon spoke up in her usual queen  like voice, her japanese accent prevalent “Can somebody fill me in  on what I missed, your queen does not like waiting, and it would be a  privilege to speak to me regardless, me and my… associate need  information.” She gently motioned to Etch.

 On the other side of things, Collier was still just chilling around,  he hadn't been too interested in the happenings of his fellow angels,  he had been fallen for so long for a reason. He ended up distracting  himself for a few hours by discussing business on the phone but aside  from this he didn't have much to do, it was his day off and he wasn't  at home, how sad. A sort of late arrival as well, a loud boom could be  heard in the distance before a fallen angel shot down from the sky  landing with grace, but force. Standing up and flipping the hair  covering her one eye, the magnificent, usually angry and loud Goggles  had arrived to join the frey, standing next to the disgruntled  business angel Collier. Sighing she spoke up in a loud, angry tone.  “Why the FUCK did nobody tell me this shit was going on huh?! You  all trying to screw me over! I'll kill ya! Don't need to remind ya I  can deck half of ya if I wanted!” She spat on the ground and looked  pretty pissed off. Collier just ran a hand down his face.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "I can't believe this is happening!" Boxer shouted in anger as the  Nephilim was long gone by now. "HEY BUBBY!" He shouts at Hot Pants  very angrily. "We're the Angels of Abbey! We are here to kick evil  ass! You just can't do that!" Boxer yelled at Hot Pants as he was  getting WRATHFUL. Then Boxer was hit in the head with a Bible by  Father Crucifix. "BOXER!" Father Crucifix said angrily at the angel.  "We must respect the Law even if the Law is keeping us from Gods work"  Father Crucifix said as he looks at Shroud. "But But But!" Boxer tried  to say. "THAT'S A ORDER!" Father Crucifix said as he look Boxer with  his yellow eyes. "Fine..." Boxer grunted as he stand down."Though i  have one thing to say to our 'Mayor' of Daten City" Father Crucifix  said as he get to distance to the Mayor and opens his bible.  "Zechariah 13:2. And on that day, declares the Lord of hosts, I will  cut off the names of the idols from the land, so that they shall be  remembered no more. And also I will remove from the land the prophets  and the spirit of uncleanness!" He shouted at the Mayor then closed  his bible and walk back to Boxer and the Angels.

SAIYAN:  Undershirt took a moment to look around. His eyes settled on a really  short looking fellow, with a bunch of people standing behind them.  That was weird looking. Something didn’t seem right, but then again,  this whole adventure had been a trip.

 Wristband shared her brother’s sentiment. Something was off here for  sure.

 Bowtie appeared behind HP. It looked like one of those dolls that go  inside of each other, the way she kind of appeared. She looked at the  crowd that gathered before them.

 “Damn, looks like everyone showed up” she said, slightly taken  aback.

 There was more of them than she was expecting for sure.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  Camisole somehow caught up to everyone, albeit with a few new  scratches and bruises. Goggles shouting and the car pulling up were  dead give aways.

 Turning around to Goggles she quickly responded "Not being told is  still better than being forced to come here." The desolate environment  didn't help make her any less pessimistic that coming was a terrible,  terrible idea. "Who are you anyway?" She asked the purple haired  blaster.

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Knittens decided that he should call Fascinator to pick him up, after  all, it was a bit too much trouble right now. The phone started  ringing, a faint ringtone of that butterfly song from DDR resounds off  in the distance.  Fasciantor popped in one of the alleyways and shouts,  "CAN'T I HAVE 3 SECONDS TO MYSELF?!"  He stuffed the sheets of illegal substances in a plastic bag into his  back pocket, walking over to the troupe of boys. Listen, a rave is  coming up and he wants to be prepared. Sighing annoyed,  "I try to buy myself a little something and y'all start losing your  shit."  nittens raised his eyebrow,  "... You said you were sober."  "... I promised nothing."  Fascinator clears his throat, refusing to look at anyone in the face.  Shrugging off the topic, he asks,  "So why're yall here- Fuck are those the cops?"  Immediately, he grabs Knitten's wrist and starts walking the opposite  direction. He's been to jail, he doesn't wanna go back. He doesn't  need more prison tattoos. Praying that no one would recognize him as  he walks away from this business, whispering hastily,  "Knittens I told you when you see the police you walk away and hide  your tracks."  Headphones fan himself as he looks around. Well, someone gotta do  something. Asking outloud to anyone,  "So that's it huh? Day off?"  Jeokori was a sore thumb as he silently gazes off into the distance.  It seems like something was happening. Writing onto a notebook and  holding out to anyone that would answer,  "Why have we summoned here again?"

OSCARK9:  Dress Socks drove from work to Ground Zero on his Dodge Viper SRT 10  ACR with G-String for a ride. When they got out of the car, they were  wearing their human disguises. While walking towards the group, Dress  Socks was wearing in his human disguise as a human teenager with black  hair, white skin, and red eyes. While G-Strings was wearing as a  teenager, with black hair, and blue eyes. Seeing that this would be  the best disguise for them to be in, it would be best to stay safe and  play along. When they got there, they observe the rest of the Angels  on the other side. Of course it make them unsettling, but a job is a  job.

 Gloves and Sapphire was still on the other side along with the rest of  the Angels and still holding their weapon, but they decided to  desummoned them and put them away. Otherwise, they get shot in the  head or get a ticket by the pops..

TORIBIRDSEED:  Goggles looked at camisole with her usual angry eye, considering one  was covered and took a few steps closer to her “You trying to pick a  fight with me! I'll decide whats better and whats worse for myself!  Understand me toots!?” She crossed her arms and flipped her head to  the side, not wanting to look at the other anymore “Whatever, I  don't care, Not like it makes a difference because im here now!”  Goggles was one of the many fallen angels who had no intentions of  going back up to heaven, speaking of wrathful in all caps, that was  basically her, she was angry often, and liked to pick fights that she  couldn't win. She often caused problems for other people, and not to  mention her vision sucks which made her weapon a disaster for her to  have. Sighing, she spoke up again “Whatever, I'll figure out whats  going on on my own, and if I gotta i'll beat somebodies ass to do  that.” Collier was still standing next to Goggles and spoke up too  “I came here because I wanted to and yet I am still regretting it…  what a shame, I could be having fun right now.”

 Chokki had spotted Fascinator from a distance, a wicked smile creeping  on her face, she said nothing, but if he saw her too, she would have  gave him a wink from where she was standing, otherwise she winked to  nobody. Etch was almost crying from all the noise.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Virgin Killer wore her highest platform heels, she already knew the  deal with this place. Hell she frequented it. She removes a bright  green lollipop from her bountiful boobies and she gives it quite the  sensual lick. She sighs happily and she stretches, moaning in the  process. A half naked guy places a few hundred dollar bills in her  cleavage and she trips him into a puddle. She uses him as a stepping  stone and she walks over.

SOUP-KITTY:  Jong looks up at headphones and shrugs. "Maybe we can go home now?" He  already knew Headphones was gonna say no, but it was worth a try  anyway. Jong decided to put his weapons away, and just as quickly as  they got summoned, they were being shoved away in his pockets, back in  their magnificent jongy form.                                                               Diadem was unsure of why he was there, and more  people kept showing up, so it must have been pretty serious. He tied  his dark hair up into a bun, to keep it out of the way, and quickly  pulled out a pair of latex gloves. He was NOT going to be getting his  hands dirty today. He walked closer to the crowd, and stood quietly,  trying to get an idea of what exactly they were supposed to do. It was  his first assignment and he wasn't going to fuck it up. He had to make  his babushka proud.

PLUTOPLAGUE:  Mirror Mask, missing in the first half of this search, was again  standing off to the side. He himself lone through the first half of  this event, still trying to make himself useful but to no use at all.  His heals had sunk into the filth beneath him, seeing this was not the  right fashion choice for this outing.

 Ball Gown had also been invited and willingly came along, but in the  end of it she ended up hating this, as her dress was also a terrible  choice for this outing. Her beautiful wavy, light lavender gown was  dusted and looked like she had been kidnapped for a good three days.  She wasn't that upset, seeing as she was a mother and knew all of the  small secrets to getting rid of stains.

 Tails had veered over to his mother, his rather striking disguise  hiding the fact he wasn't either an angel or a heavenbent. Taking a  risk here and there just to see his mother and chat. Just like the  other two, he had become very dirty and a poor choice of clothes for  this exhibition.

 As for Yeezy, also hanging around the small group. "HEEEY YOU ALL LOOK  SO UPSET! ITS SO FIN HERE THOUGH! YOU GOTTA GET A LITTLE DIRTY ONCE IN  AWHILE!" Wasnt one to be very very out of trend, but even she could  make a dirty camo outfit look good. She was having a blast, showing  off her stomach with a crop top and her guns (almost quite literally)  with a tight long sleeve undershirt.

 What a big group of opposites, though they seem comfortable and  content around each other while the world went on around them.  Enjoying the time they have before parting ways.

EMI:  Mankini emerged from the same direction as Hairpin, but far cleaner.  He smoothed his hair down more, looking at himself in the mirror. It  was a long while since he'd been on the surface and it was about time  he crawled out of the hole he was in.

 Deciding to finally meet with the rest of the Angels he was supposed  to be watching, Dermal arrived almost the same way as Mankini did, but  he had someone else adjusting his hair.

 "What did I miss?" He asked, walking up beside Strappon. He put the  mirror down and noticed the large amount of people in front of them.  "Not much, I guess."

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  Responding in a slightly less sarcastic tone Cami simply said "I'm not  looking for a fight. At least not yet. I just wanted a conversation,  but fine if you want to be I'll just go."

 She continued to stare around and finally realized there were demons  in disguise staring her down. "Oh shit. Who are they?" Camisole was  not around last time to see the demons in the park. The disguises  didn't help her realize these were, in fact, demons. Granted, she'd  seen some of them through Twitter and even vaguely recognized Fasci  from his profile. But this was her first time seeing them in person.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Mary pouts when he sees his senpai getting dragged away. Oh. Hellllll  no. The little goth boy power walked over and gently tapped  Headphones. Mary, somehow, manages to pick up Knittens bridal style  and carry him back to Sneakers. He hides him in the bushes and Mary  hides behind a dumpster.

TORIBIRDSEED:  Clicking her tongue Goggles looked at the other once again “Good,  glad  you aren't, I ain't in the mood to fight… or something.” She  seemed like she wasn't expecting that answer from the other. Goggles  honestly couldn't see far enough to see the crowd of disguised demons  so that wasn't happening. Collier on the other hand had not had many  encounters with the other species first hand, He was pretty sure he  had some demons recruited at his “night club” chain but he  couldn't be certain. Putting his hands in his short pockets he fixed  his hair before going off somewhere to relax until things pickup, not  much to do there.

 Etch took note of Mankini entrance, that was the meanie pants who  scared him during the coliseum fight, it reminded him more however of  the nicer demon who was big and wore a mask, that was a good memory if  you ignore the scary one. Puffing his cheeks out and fixing his skirt  which he wanted to take off more than anything, He hid close behind  Chokki, and decided to stare at the ground. Chokki on the other hand  was annoyed she wasn't being given any attention, clicking her tongue  she looked pretty angry, no attention means nobody here knows about  her, what a shame, shed have to tweet about her location for attention  if things kept going on like this.Flipping her hair and smacking Etch  in the face Chokki crouched down, her shoes keeping her elevated off  the ground and began using her phone, probably tweeting, but who knows  with her.

KRO:  Hot Pants raised his brow at the Angel yelling angry at him. What the  fuck was this guy's damage.

 "Listen, /bubby/. As I said, I'm only doing my job. I can't do shit to  let you guys through..."

 Shades left the side of his barrier and back into the group of Angels.  More like to the side of Dermal, debating on whether or not to update  the guy.  "Well sir, you almost missed the military playing Duck Hunt. That and  we lost the Nephilim's tracks."

BRIT:  Strappon stared almost tiredly at Dermal.  "We're chasing a Nephilim. Maybe you know something about them?" He  asked, "Regardless, we need to get to it and the Absolute Mayor is  getting in the way."  He gestured rudely in the direction of Shroud, who was minding his  business observing some notes on Amulet's clipboard.

 Shroud had looked up momentarily as Father Crucifix recited the Bible  before literally turning away to look at the clipboard again.

 "Boy what an ass." Jacket huffed.

 Duster snorted, trying to keep himself calm.  "You have to let us in. If you let your _leader_ know who the Mayor  is, maybe we would be able to do something."

 Sweater poked her head out from behind some rubble and bounded toward  Virgin Killer.  "Sweet~! I didn't know they had candy!" She said, glancing at the  lollipop with wide eyes, "I brought snacks, but Shroud-sama said nya-t  to put them out..."  She seemed sad that no one wanted her refreshments.

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Knittens kept a straight face as he dragged into the bush and just  questioned life at this point. Like why? Did Mary janes not know his  guardian?  Fascinator watched as Knittens got dragged away and got into mom mode.  Who in the mcfuckin' mcmuffin is trying to get Knittens involved with  the police? Straightening his posture as he walks over, taking  Knitten's wrist as he drags him over to Mary Janes as he asks,  "What are you boys doing here? There are drug dealers around here, I  should know! Even worse, the police. Now- OH no wait it's just Hot  Pants."  He waves to Hot Pants, but then he saw everyone else and just looked  around like someone just punched him. What now? He crouches down and  asks,  "Alright, someone wanna explain to me what's going on? Do I needa get  a smoke grenade or?"  Jeokori watched Etch get hit in the face and the tall alien crouches  down to check on him. Reaching out in a friendly gesture as he writes,  "Are you okay?"

KRO:  Hot Pants waved back at Fascinator. He's on duty but his mom didn't  raise him to be rude when others greeted him.  He signed heavily, looking up at Duster.  "I'll get the other captains that are here in Daten to fill him in.  He'd be more than happy to drop relations with the mayor but  ultimately our director has the final say."

 He crossed his arms feeling defeated before perking up.  "But given that it's a stupid-ass decision to keep relations, he'll  elect to ignore whatever the director says."

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Virgin blinks. Who was this precious cupid? Why was she coming over to  her? What is this chest feeling? Virgin removes another tiddie pop and  she holds the bright green sucker out to her. "That sounds awful! Who  could refuse snacks from such a cutie?"

SAIYAN:  Undershirt looked over at Shady. He was busy yelling at the red twink  it would seem, and talking about duck hunt. He hated that game, the  dog still haunts his dreams to this day. He shook his head and pushed  those thoughts out of his mind.

 “Yo, I love how we get stopped by a barbed wire fence. You think we  can just fly over this or is it restricted airspace?” He asked him,  folding his arms.

 Something was going to have to give, be it their will or the fence or  something else.

TORIBIRDSEED:  Etch was not used to being approached by people he didint know, this  one was tall however, just like the nice demon, so maybe this one was  nice too. That was etch’s train of thought, demons who are nice are  usually tall, this one was an alien though but same thing. Looking him  over once he nodded and smiled “Um… yeah im okay” This was the  first real time that anybody was hearing his disguised voice, it was  girly, but still sounded like a boy, but definatly wasn't what Etch  sounded like. Chokki looked down at him and the alien a little  suprised anybody even talked to Etch, she thought he was a loner.  “Good job sport, making some tall friends, you need em.” She had a  soft spot for Etch but didint care much about him regardless, her  personality didint change. Etch was still in awe at how tall this  person was, wow, it was amazing, hed never seen anybody reach so high.  “Wooow.” He couldn't help but speak up.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Mary watches Fasc and hissed when Knittens got dragged away. He looks  up at the adult and he hugs Knittens."We're hunting ghosts mr. Me,  Knittens and Sneakers are the Creampuff boys." -

DJDEVIL:  "Ya almost done, Kleptofuck?" Ruka asked, turning his head to Vest.  "No, for the fourth time." Vest answered, looking over at Ruka, "How  about you go and do something other than bugging me, will ya?" He  continued before resuming his fiddling. Ruka scoffed and looked for  someone to talk with or maybe torture. He decided to talk to/torture a  certain carrot boy. "Hey Four Eyes!" He exclaimed, walking up to  Hairpin and roughly wrapping his arm around Hairpin, "Any luck on  finding the Nephilam or whatever the fuck is called?"

SOUP-KITTY:  Diadem made his way over to etch, and without a word, he picked him up  and started to walk away back to where he was standing. This big  haired chick was clearly a bully, and it's one of the only other  things that he couldn't stand aside from germs. He looked back and  shouted some words in Russian. Something about "leave kids alone"  Diadem was angry. He even went past that tall dude when he picked up  the small girl.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  Father Crucifix sighs as his wisdom wasn't heard by a Demon like  Shroud. "What do we do now, Father Crucifix?" Boxer ask him as he was  standing down but itching for a Fight. "Brother Strappon order, until  then we stand down and wait" Father Crucifix response to Boxer as he  claps his hands together about to do a pray. "What are you doing?"  Boxer ask as look at Father Crucifix praying. "I'm praying to God"  Father Crucifix said as he started to pray. "Our Mother in heaven,  hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come. Your will be done, on earth  as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us  our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And do not bring us  to the time of trial, but rescue us from the evil one. Ahem" Father  Crucifix prayed as he to God while Boxer was picking his nose. Father  Crucifix then uncapped his hands and stand by Boxer waiting for  Strappon Orders. Boxer was wants to Punch something but that was him.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  Looking around, rubbing her arms for warmth once again, Camisole  responded to Undershirt "Lovely plan, but I think there are some  people blocking us. Whoever they are." She groaned not knowing what to  do right now. "What the hell's going on. Can someone tell me  ___please___?"

KRO:  "Well, do you prefer bullet holes in your body or talking to the feds  without getting arrested?"  Shades had a point.

 "It's restricted airspace too, I just checked."

 Hairpin wasn't expecting the sudden physical contact of Ruka and  nearly squeaked. He was appreciating his personal space being invaded  by anybody that wasn't his husband and as an act of mercy from having  Ruka being mutilated at the hands of Amulet, he removed Ruka's arms  away.  "No need to worry about the Nephilim. It can't run far, or at least  I'm not allowing it to. It'll be caught before these Angels think  about getting a federal permit to investigate."

KRO:  *wasn't appreciating oops

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Jeokori nods as he stands back up, being about double Etch's size. He  writes down another question, dipping his claws in an ink bottle and  writing down like it was a quill,  "Why are we here? That and Angel's presence being also curious."  He raised his eyebrow at Chokki, he felt like he should know who she  was but at the same time she was an insginificant human, so he doubts  that she made that much f an impression on him. WAtching Diadem then  proceed to start beef with her, he just smiles at Etch and gives a  friendly handshake. Well as friendly as claw extending out can be.

 Fascinator raised his eye brow. Okay, listen he was 50% sure Knittens  was straight, lasttime he talked to hima bout it it sailed over his  head. Nodding, it makes sense, Knittens would do that after school. He  usually didn't get hurt, hell if anything Fascinator got hurt just  trying to make sure he was okay. But he choked at the name. BOY. He  looks at Knittens,  "That name is only a little better than Buttercream gang, and that's  still just... Lord."  He sighs, defeated. What in the heckies was he even going to say to  them? Explain gay porn plots? Not why he watches that.

 Headphones shrug at Jong's question, honestly, he was considering it.  He really did wanna blow this popsicle stand. He sighs,  "Hoenstly we should head out to the Abby, not like we can do anything  with the Lethocs soldiers."

PLUTOPLAGUE:  Ballgown and Tails were chatting quietly, laughing here and there  between secrets only a mother and son could keep. Whether the chat be  about the past or the future it was obvious how close they were when  they were alive. Tails rarely got to see his mom since he found out  about her still being alive in some way, since he was a demon and her  an angel there was no way he could get any time to actually see her  without being called out.

 Yeezy started to chat with Mirror Mask, though it was very very  one-sided, Mirror Mask was still listening and has even been told  about Yeezys first time in a club and every embarrassing story  overshared because she thought no one was listening, Mirror Mask now  had her entire life story cut into his mind.

EMI:  Mong peeked out from behind Father Crucifix and squinted.  "You're starin' down at a real frothy battle here and you decide to  read a stupid book?"  Why were humans so fucking boring in the West? He leaned on Boxer's  head. "Too bad, you got some nice looks, Daddy." He said with a wink.

TORIBIRDSEED:  Etch looked at Jekori and reads his note before shrugging. “I don't  know yo… im just a boy.” Etch was jsut picked up, woh. Chokki  almost protested before getting one look at the demon who was carrying  him, paused, and nodded. “A bottom.” She turned back and crouched  down to use her phone again, nothing a bottom could do to Etch. She  looked up and Jekori for a moment, looking him over, and than spoke up  “What you want tall ass, want my autograph or somethin?” Alas,  Etch was being carried under this demons arm, and he squirmed for a  bit but like grabbing a cat on the back of thier neck, just kinda  accepted this, he didint say anything though and he was mostly worried  that his skirt was too short and that he was flashing the entire world  right now. He may be disguised but he didnt get rid of his wang.  Regardless he spoke up eventually “Thanks… um… for something.”

 Oh and goggles and Collier were now chatting about the finer things in  life like hookers and booze.

SAIYAN:  Bowtie took a moment to look HP over. The dude voluntarily went into a  pile of debris. The boy was awfully filthy and who knows how much shit  he inhaled.

 “You sure you’re okay after that? We don’t want our resident  carrot to expire on us” she said to him.

 She cared about him, she really did, but she also loved giving him  shit too. She kids because she cares.

 Undershirt meanwhile, looked at Cami. She did have a point.

 “I know just as much as you do. I’m sure we’re going to get an  answer soon thought” he said with a smile.

 He then turned back to Shady as he was told that the air space was in  fact restricted.

 “Well there goes that plan. Well, now what? I guess we just wait for  them to let us in?” He asked him.

 He wasn’t really sure what the next step was for them. He hoped some  divine intervention would happen where the whole base would like, blow  up or something and then they can get in that way.

BRIT:  "Yeah, we were chasing that big fuckin ghost thing that showed up last  time. Turns out it's a Nephilim and it's gonna fuck us up if we don't  get rid of it." Jacket explained, nudging Camisol. He started at her a  moment. "You, uh, wanna borrow my jacket, lady?"  She looked cold, so he took it off and offered it to her.

 Sweater wiggled her butt and snagged the lolipop, popping it right  into her mouth and making contented "nyas."  "Thank you- nya!" She said, "Say, what's your name, pretty lady?"  She bat her eyelashes for emphasis.

 "Hey, Mayor!" Strappon called over to Shroud again, who regarded him  with very little attention. It didn't look like he was looking at  Strappon, either. More like in his direction. Who the fuck was he  looking at? Pay fucking attention, asshole. "Why don't we wager."

 Strappon was not a gambling man, but he felt he had some good stakes.

OSCARK9:  While they're waiting for orders to be heard by Shroud, G-Strings  gives out a quiet sigh of boredom. She turns her head at Dress Socks  with an expressionless look on her face "You know, Dress Socks?" She  finally speaks, "If we ever going to find that Nephilim, I would like  to get a little analysis of it." She said.

 "I know you do, G-Strings." He said, "But who knows how far it is or  how smart it is for a Nephilim. We never encounter in first hand.  Either way, we got to keep our guards up before it gets one of us or  our ally."

OMEGAPSYCHO:  Father Crucifix looked at Mong who was leaning on Boxer head. "It's  not a stupid book, it is the Bible and The Bible is the Word of God"  Father Crucifix said to Mong kind of pissed that he called his book  "Stupid" but he was calm and cool. "Please, don't call me Daddy"  Father Crucifix said look at Mong. "Who are you?" Boxer ask Mong not  knowing him but at this point he was bored and didn't care.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  Cami eyed Jacket for a second, bewildered by his optimism. "Oh, it's  you again. Just keep the jacket, you're gonna need it in case shit  goes down. Especially if some weird ass nee-feel-um is around."  Despite her tone she was thankful that this kid offered her his  namesake and answered her questions.

  "So, that ghost thing is still round huh? Figures."

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Mary pouts and he crosses his arms, her personally loved the name.  Power puff was taken and he liked milk puns. "I like that name.." He  poked his teddy. " I like this group..I like my teddy and I like  Knittens." He said matter-of-factly. What a sweetie. Virgin Killer  giggled as the other wiggled her butt."No problem sugar.~"  She bowed  and kissed her hand. "The name's Virgin Killer. What's yours?" She  stood and rested her hands on her hips.

EMI:  "Who am I? Play your cards right, and I could be your ticket to a good  time~" Mong cooed, leaning closer to Crucifix. "You got some pretty  peepers there, like oceans of fire and brimstone. Reminds me o'  home..."

DJDEVIL:  "It fucking better because i wanna fight something and soon. And I  don't care much for where my fist lands." Ruka said, pounding his  fists together.

 Vest's long ears perked up at the sound of word 'wager.' He  immediately dropped his wrench and ran over to Strappon. "I heard  wager!" He exclaimed. Oh, how he loved a good gamble.

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Jeokori sighs disappointed as he relinquished all social interactions  with Etc. Didn’t even tell him his name. Now he didn’t exactly  know what Chokki just said to him, he couldn’t exactly hear her very  well from his altitude. But he didn’t know that he didn’t like her  tone. Looking down at her, he gave a short snarl of annoyance. He  doesn’t care for most life forms of this planet, so to him this was  just more of a pet peeve. But that’s when he hears the word Nephilim  being tossed around like a common word. He was filled with  apprehension as he looks around, ears twitching as he tried to see if  it was near by. His fingers contorted to ensure that he could use his  claws to save his life. Due to the fact he couldn’t talk, it just  looked like he was freaking out for no reason. You could a low growl  permeate from his throat, he was really on edge. Look out, alien  starting to lose his shit. He grabbed Chokki, lifting her into the air  around 5 feet off the ground as he panics,  “Why are you acting like this any of your weakling ghosts?”

 Fascinator sighs, feeling a bit sorry. After all, not like these kids  know what the connotation was. Sighing,  “Sorry sorry, I’m just on edge. But listen, I’m Knitten’s  guardian, I’m responsible for him. So it’s my job to make sure  he’s safe. Understand why I’m trying to get him outta here?”  He motions to cluster fuck going on.

 Knittens scratches his head as he admits softly,  “Sorry Mary I gotta agree with Fasci, it’s not my cup of tea. But  what about something with Pocky?”  He grins, after all he loved that snack with a passion.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "Okay..." Boxer said was confuse and i didn't know he was flirting  with him. "Well, Thank you. I have my mothers eyes and my fathers good  looks" Father Crucifix said a little prideful about it but not to  much. "Ummmm, so what are you doing here?" Boxer ask Mong again  starting to get all detective to get some answer out him.

KRO:  Hot Pants squints at Strappon. Why would a holy man bet? Was Strappon  ok? Maybe. He doesn't know, he's lethargic.

 Putting a whistle in his mouth, he blew into it and gestured for all  troops to be at ease. Everybody resumed as  normal, some troops  looking back at their computers while others propping up the  barricades that were pushed over. Then there were the poor saps that  had to dismantle the catapult over yonder. They were suffering because  they were debating on whose pants to steal to give this odd human.

 Hot Pants turned back to the Angels, catching their attention with a  few quick whistles, "Alright, you guys are allowed to walk around this  stronghold."  He put his helmet back on and muttered, "Cause I feel like shit's  about to go down..."  He walked over to Fascinator's small group, overhearing the man  voicing his concerns.

 "Hey dude? You could put your kid in one of our jeeps or let him hang  out with some of our scientists over there."

KRO:  Hairpin rolled his eyes at Ruka. Typical of low ranks. He smiled at  Bowtie, feeling a little special that she was genuinely worried for  him.

 "Listen, I know I can't really hold my own most of the time, but I'm  made of tougher shit than that. I'll live."

SOUP-KITTY:  Diadem placed the little girl down gently. "Are you okay? Was that  girl bothering you too much?" Diadem looked extremely concerned.                                                           Jong looked up, it  seems they were being let in? He was still frightened, and took hold  of headphones's hand again. If shit went down Headphones could  probably get them out of there fast, right? He didn't question it too  much, because the more he did the more concerned he got with the whole  idea. Either way, he was waiting for headphones to start moving  forward.

TORIBIRDSEED:  Chokki squeaked when she was lifted off the ground, her hair waving  around a bit, she looked at the alien. “I Aint Actin like shit big  boy! Do you fucking know who I am! I am Chokki! World renound Idol and  queen to all who follow me!” She didint seem to mind the fact she  was being picked up rather that he picked her up without knowing who  she was. She crossed her arms and legs “I'll fucking order your  death if you don't drop me this instant you clown!” She clenched her  teeth and was pointing fingers at the other, taking her glasses off to  make sure there other could see her eyes, which were a deep shade of  red, constrasting her blue and purple outfit. “I don't care what you  are, compared to you I am a god, The world trembled before the name  Chokki!” She pauses, and thinks about this a little more “Unless I  mean your looking for fun, in which case im free” Now shes jsut  being two faced. Etch spoke up to Diadem politely “Oh um… thats my  chaperone, she takes me outside and stuff when Maxi Skirt thinks ive  been in my room for too long… Shes famous!”

 Collier and Goggles both got up and were happy to say they could now  wander. Goggles quickly summoned her weapon and began walking around  alone, hoping somebody might join her or piss her off. Collier was  less interested and was just looking for somebody to offer a job to or  something.

BRIT:  Jacket chuckled and scratched his cheek sheepishly.  "Welcome, babe." He said, giving her a thumbs up.  He looked around at Duster and the others who had been standing around  awkwardly. Duster seemed to be adjusting uncomfortably, but Strappon  stood with a steely resolve. He looked back and leaned in at Camisole.  "You know, I think that guy with the scarf is staring at everybody.  It's like I can feel his _eyes_ on us all. Staring into our very  souls."  He shuddered for emphasis.

 Shroud turned to Strappon and handed the clipboard back to Amulet, who  regarded the Angels with annoyance.  "Wager. Like you have anything we'd be interested in." The Mayor said,  adjusting his scarf a bit, "But I suppose I can humor you. What is  it?"

 Strappon stood tall and crossed his arms.  "We play a game. Your choice." He said, holding one finger up, "If we  win, you let us in to track down our target. If you win, we leave you  alone. _Forever._"

EMI:  "Get lost, kid. The adults are talkin here." Mong bumped Boxer away  with his hip. "So, how about you and I forget about this place and I  take you to our own personal Heaven, eh?"  He purred, drawing circles on his chest and pressing his body up  against the priest.

OSCARK9:  Hearing what Hot Pants say to the rest of the Angels, Gloves and  Sapphire was at ease, but not too ease. Since the Nephilim is still  out there, they keep close to the Angels and the Lethocs. On the  bright side, they won't be shoot or get a ticket.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  "No shit Sherlock" Cami said to Jacket as she stepped back from him.  Shroud really wasn't good at making himself seem less suspicious.  "Also, don't touch me again. I _do not_ do physical contact."

SOUP-KITTY:  Diadem's concerned face turned apologetic. "Oh. Oh h*CK. I'm so so  sorry I  didnt know she was watching over you I just thought she was  being really rude and. I'm an idiot." Diadem spoke almost too fast to  keep up, it didn't help that he had an accent. He promptly held etch's  hand and started walking back, apologizing the whole way there.  "What's your name anyway?" He asked. Confused as to why a child was  there in the first place.

BRIT:  Sweater all but squeeled at the kiss on her hand, wiggling a little  more.  "Nya-nya! My name's Sweater! Nice to meet you Virgin Killer~" She  replied. "Hey, hey! Looks like the Angels just made a wager-nya."

 "MONG." Fundoshi called from behind the lines, his voice loud enough  to cause birds to fly away, "Get your slut ass over here, we're  _working._"  He was fucking pissed.  "Stop flirting with _servants of God._"

 Jacket backed off from Cami and cleared his throat.  "Oh, oh sorry." He said, waving his hands defensively, "I've got  friends like that!"

SAIYAN:  A voice rang out and told the guards to stand down. Finally, something  gave as the angels were allowed to enter.  “Jesus, finally” Undershirt said as they now wandered around the  base.  He and his sister took a moment to look around at the place. Looked  pretty sweet if he was being honest. I guess the tax dollars were  going to good use.  Meanwhile Bowtie laughed to herself at HP’s comments.

 “Yeah I guess you’re right. You kind of have to be with the  threats and other stuff you deal with every day. You know I’m just  looking out for you. Lord knows someone has to do it” She said,  continuing to laugh.

OWLIE:  A game? Sneakers thought. They want to wager it with a game?  Regardless, if it means they won't be peppered by bullets, then so be  it.

 Monocle and Polo stared at each other in confusion.

 Circlet, in her disguise, observed the people around her, as per  usual, they are annoying as fuck.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Mary frowns and he nods. He toys with his shorts a little bit,"It's  okay.." He gives the other a little smile. "Um..if you want to we  can..but what do you play with pocky?" He raised a brow.      Virgin  smirked and raised a brow. "Oh really now? Well its good to know I  won't fuck up my nails.~"

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Jeokori just blinked. He was just being screamed at, he didn’t ask  for this. Noticing that the barricade was opening, he flung her. Yeah  just flick of the wrist flings. He really doesn’t care like, at all.  He just made sure that she wouldn’t die. He was the first to start  walking through, eyes sharpened.  Headphones noticed that the gates were opening, and thus picked up  Jong. Maybe it’ll make him feel safer. He tries to soothe Jong,  “Listen the worse case scenario you get brain damage.”  Wow. He sucks at that.  Fascinator sighs,  “Thanks Hot Pants, you’re a-“  Knittens knew what was happening and grabbed Mary Janes, bolting past  the barricade. He wanted to be apart of the action not stuck  somewhere. He shouts,  “RUUUUUN!!”  Fascinator’s looks like was going to faint, and stumbled a bit when  he asked,  “Okay, so I’m not high and he actually went in didn’t he?”

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  Turning away from Jacket for a second, she shouted over to Strappon  "__What on Earth are you doing?__ You don't go around making bets like  that! Especially if I'm involved. That's a sure fire way to lose!"

 She then realized Jacket was probably waiting for a response. "Oh  right. Thanks I guess. I'd say we should team for the whatever this  game is but that'd be a disservice to... well pretty much anyone I  teamed with."

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "Hey!" Boxer said angrily as looks at Mong. Father Crucifix didn't  know what to do, he has never been flirted or be hit on before in his  life. "Well, you see i'm a Virgin so i don't think this old man is  good in the bed..." Father Crucifix said as he was sweating a little  and when he look at Fundoshi when he called Mong. Oh Thank, God he was  save this pure guy. "AH! Your a Virgin" Boxer laugh a little at Father  Crucifix then get BIBLE CHOP in the head. "Your a Virgin too, Fool"  Father Crucifix said as Boxer had big bump on his head and face in the  ground.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Mary squeaked when the other started running. He looks back at  Sneakers and he waves a little bit while being carried. "SNEAKERS  C'MON BRO!" This was definatly exciting.

OSCARK9:  Both over heard what Strappon said to the Absolut on a wager and it  made them grin widely. "It sound like a crazy wager." He said,  crossing his arms. "I like it."

OWLIE:  Polo suddenly reappeared next to Jacket and Camisole, "You know, one  shouldn't be pessimistic, being positive will make you do things  better--" He was interrupted by Monocle who pulled him by the ear.

 Sneakers saw Mary, he nodded and decided to followed suit.

BRIT:  Amulet laughed at Strappon's offer, a hearty and mocking laughter.

 "Fine by me." Shroud said simply. Amulet nearly choked on his laugh  and started coughing.

 "WHAT!?" He spat.

 "I said fine." Shroud repeated before crossing his arms, "The notion  of you leaving us alone is far too good to pass up. We have work to  do, finding these ghosts."

 "Then choose a sport." Strappon said. He was smug.

 Shroud looked around at the demons around him, then at the Angels. He  pointed to Jacket.

 "You." He said. "You pick something."

 Jacket blinked and looked around at everyone else. He then grinned  widely and put his hands on his hips.  "Kickball!" He said proudly.

 Strappon wilted a little, but remained calm. Well, it was a sport. He  guessed.

DJDEVIL:  Helmet sniffled as he watched his mighty roman catapult get torn down.  He worked so hard on it's construction and to see dismantled broke his  holy heart. "Woe is me!" He exclaimed, falling onto his knees.

 Vest's eyes widened at this bet. "Hot damn, partner! That's one hell  of a wager. And a reckless one at that. The kind an old friend of mine  would make." He commented, leaning against the barrier.

 Ruka, already bored with this nerd, decided to find someone else to  talk to/torture. He spotted Criclet and walked over her. "Well, don't  you look like a ray of sunshine?" He said sarcastically taking another  sip from his bottle.

KRO:  Shades grabbed on to Strappon's shoulder, turning the priest around,  "I think you may wanna rethink our part of that wager..."

 Letting Demons get away with stuff? That was concerning and he was  wondering if Hot Pants shaking the guy ended up doing some damage.

 Hot Pants looked in the direction the kids ran off and and shrugged.  "They'll be fine. Not like they'll get their hands on weaponry when  it's either locked up or in the hands of our personnel."

OWLIE:  "Uh, yea, especially you have to deal with the likes of them," Circlet  said pointing to Monocle and Polo.

 "What's that for?" Polo complained, Monocle remained quiet, a deadly  look in his eye, as he pointed to Ruka and Vest with Circlet.

 "Oh... /That/",said Polo, hatred mixing in his voice.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  "Why shouldn't I be pessimistic?" Camisole began to rant, her face  getting all red, "Everything I try ends in disaster, I'm always caught  in a disaster, I fell from a stupid disaster, and I am a disaster. If  you could give a face to bad luck, I'd be that fucking face. In this  game my sandals going to fly off and hit someone or I break my ankle  or something else stupid because that's how it always goes."

EMI:  Mong flinched at the all-too-familiar shout from behind him. His hand  slipped onto Father Crucifix's cross and he let out a yelp as it  burned him. He quickly withdrew and shook his hand.

 "Ooouf... What fuckin' a bone-kill..." He whined. "I AM WORKIN'" He  shouted back at Fundoshi. Just because Fundoshi had a different  definition for "working" doesn't mean he wasn't. Jeez.

SOUP-KITTY:  Despite the brain damage comment, Jong felt pretty safe. What was  concerning was the mention of kickball. What the fuck was a kickball?  The only balls he knew of were attached to someone else. Being  homeschooled had caught up with him once more. Maybe he can flirt his  way out of this one? Or maybe he'd be allowed to sit it out. Who knows  at this point. He sighed.       Diadem brought the little girl back to  the loud one, who had been flung somewhere. He apologized again, and  then walked away as fast as he could.

OSCARK9:  While both of the disguse demons are grining in joy of the wager.  Gloves notice that the Lethocs tore the catapult down and seeing  Helment on his knees. In time of need, he walks over to him and giving  him little comfort. "I'm sorry for your lost, sir." He said while  patting his back. "Don't worry, you can always make a another one back  at the Abbey." He smiles a little. (Hopefully the higher ups can let  him.) He thought to himself.

 While Sapphire from afar was seeing him giving Helment comfort. It  still make her blush to see him pantless.

BRIT:  Jacket seemed proud of himself as he looked between Cami and Polo.  "You guys ready for some sports?" He asked, excited. He blinked as  Polo regarded the demons beyond the barrier. "We can kick their  asses!"

 Shroud turned to his demons calmly, his gaze remaining on the Angels  for longer before turning to them completely.

 "Let's set the place up for some kickball, then." He said. Fundoshi  gave a look of confusion before moving off to set up a makeshift field  for them, with slats of debris as bases and a mound for the middle.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "WHAT!?" Father Crucifix shouted as he heard all of that Gambling on  everything in a Game of Children which is Kickball. "YAY!" Boxer  shouted in joy as they were going to play a children game you would  play at School. Boxer runs over to Strappon and raises his hand like  child would do. "PICK ME! I GOT A GOOD KICK!" Boxer said very  excitedly as he know wants to play Kickball. Father Crucifix faceplams  as he watches Boxer being a Child.

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Too late Hot Pants, Fascinator’s was on the ground hyperventilating.  He was panicking, first he heard whispers about a rampaging thing and  now he’s lost the kid he was suppose to protect. His family would  annex him if anything happened to Knittens. This was one of his worst  fears coming into reality. Looking like a dying man he whispers,  “Feed my pets when I’m gone Hot Pants.”

 Headphones quieted his eyes,  “Was that the game where you kick each other in the nuts until  someone backs down cause I can win that.”  He clicked his pointy heels to emphasize that.

 Knittens was panting,  - [ ] “We can totally find this ghost, right? Then we can show  everyone that we’re nothing to trifle with, yeah?”  - [ ] Slowing down to stop to catch his breath, he looks around to see  that they were still with the crowd but lost sight of Fascinator.

SAIYAN:  Undershirt and Wristband looked inquisitively at Shroud. Kickball?  What the hell?

 “Well no matter what it is, I’ll definitely win for sure!”  Undershirt said out loud.

 “Yeah there’s no way we can lose!” Wristband confirmed.  Even Bowtie was confused. She couldn’t really believe that he said  that.

 “Uh, sir, with all due respect, don’t you think this is a  little…childish?” she asked him as politely as she could.

OWLIE:  "Shit." Monocle said, flashbacking to his good old days in heaven.  Kickball was not pretty for him, especilly if it was mixed with  bullies.

 Polo seemed very excited though. He kept bouncing about, ready to  play.

DJDEVIL:  Ruka looked to where Circlet pointed and his expression became more  pissed off. "I feel you. Especially when it comes to the goofy-eyed  fucker. I was close to getting some vengeance but i got fucked over by  his boyfriend and that old fuck over here." He said with a slight  growl, pointing towards Father Crucifix.

 "Alrighty, let's get started then!" Vest said as he went over to help  Fundoshi set up.

 Meanwhile, tears were pouring Helmet's namesake over the death of his  catapult.

SOUP-KITTY:  Diadem made his way over to Bowtie, standing quietly behind her. He  had wasted enough time on his anti-bullying crusade, which clearly was  just a big misunderstanding. He overheard that they were playing  kickball? He stayed quiet and listened, not that he could say anything  anyway, the higher-ups were talking. It was better to just shut up and  ask questions later.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  Looked like Cami didn't have an option to play or not as Jacket pretty  much was gonna force her to whether she liked it or not. "Why did I  even bother to come..." she muttered. At the very least, she took off  her high platform sandals so they wouldn't trip her or fly off. This  left her standing in ash and broken glass, but honestly she'd rather  be injured than ruin the game more than she already would. Her tiny, 5  foot stature was left in all it's glory without anything propping her.  up

  "So, what order we doing and who's starting? If we're gonna do this  might as well get this over with.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Mary rubs Knitten's back and he nods. He pats Sneakers shoulder and he  perks up. " We can kick that Nephi-somethin-something's butt. And  we'll look awesome doing it! But let's rest a little bit, cause you  guys need it."

KRO:  Hairpin went to his husband's side, patting the man on his back.  "Listen, I know your gag reflex is terrible, but don't die on me."

 Hot Pants was shit at consoling other people. He didn't know what to  do and called on a unit to help Fascinator up on his feet.  "Listen dude, they're gonna be fine. This place isn't too big."

 Seeing Fundoshi set up the court, he tossed his weapon to yet another  unit and instructed them to store it away.

 "I'll be right back, I gotta help out and make some bleachers."  He removed his helmet once more and blew on his whistle to gather  other soldiers. They quickly constructed a small set of bleachers and  some units were already sitting on in anticipation for the game. Some  were even betting.

BRIT:  "It was the wager." Shroud explained to Bowtie, "Would you rather play  a sport with rules or deal with a bunch of roudy Angels screaming at  us from behind a barrier all day?"

 Fundoshi looked at the array of Demons and Angels with disdain. He had  confidence, so long as they picked the right team.

 Jacket pumped his fist into the air and turned to Polo, Monocle, and  Cami.  "Hey, hey! Let's help everyone pick teams! C'mon, Sir Strap! We gotta  come up with a team of six and a name, right?"

 Strappon turned to his Angels and gestured them in.  "Alright, Angels. We've got to prove ourselves." He said, "We only  have one chance at this, but I believe we can do this. After all, you  chaps have stupid luck, correct?"

SAIYAN:  Bowtie waited for Shroud’s response as a new twink made an  appearance next to her.

 “Oh hey there, are you new? I don’t recognize you. My name’s  Bowtie, what’s yours?” She asked the newbie.  Suddenly Shroud spoke his words and Bowtie stepped back a bit. For  someone so short he could be intimidating and commanding for sure.

 “Yes sir, you’re right! I’m sorry for doubting you” she said,  trying to portray how sorry she really was.

OWLIE:  "That's sound's great, Sneakers admitted, running around is great, but  really not his style, he began to reach for his book, but he suddenly  reminded himself that he has no book right now.

 Hearing Strappon, Polo cheered, "Yeah!"

 Monocle narrowed his eyes, "What? Polo, slow down--"

 "Slow down?" Polo said, thinking it was a time to make a stupid joke,  "That's not what you said last nigh--" He was punched in the arm. He  groaned in pain.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "YEAH!" Boxer shouted to Strappon response. Father Crucifix step up  before the Angels and clear his voice. "Angels! I think we should all  hold hands and pray to God!" Father Crucifix call out hoping to get  everyone attention. "Also, praying helps out get all the negativity  out" Father Crucifix pointed out. Boxer just wanted to play Kickball.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  Upon hearing the teams would be 6v6, Cami regretted taking her shoes  off. "Wait, so I might _not_ have to play? Thank God." Then again,  nobody knew who was being picked yet nor who was picking. _What if  it's the demons picking?_ she thought to herself. She might not hate  demons that much, but it was still a competition and they would pick  whoever would be the absolute worst to pick.

DJDEVIL:  After about another a few minutes of crying, Helmet wiped his namesake  and stood up. "You're right, Ser Gloves. I can always build another.  Now, let's resume our hunt! DEUS VULT!" He exclaimed, pulling out his  sword before noticing the kickball game being set up. "Ummm, did I  miss something?" he asked, confused.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Virgin Killer snickers,"Kick ball huh? I have no balls so this should  be absolutely marvellous~!" She cracked her knuckles and crunched down  on the lollipop in her mouth, shattering it. "Ooo..wonder if we're  allowed to cheerlead.." A smirk grew on the neon hoe's face. Mary on  the other hand was a little less excited. He knew this would get his  clothes dirty real quick and running were needles are perfectly hidden  wasn't his cup of tea. "Where do you guys think it's going?"

OSCARK9:  "Well... he said that we're going to be in 6 v 6 of kickball." He  answers Helment question, "We should go and be with the rest of the  groups, before they start without us." He stands up and walk with the  rest of the Angels.

 Sapphire was with the group and fist pump her right fist in the air  and yells, "Yeah! Let's kick some ass!" She said, cheerfully.

BRIT:  "We're not going to pray." Strappon said to Father Crucifix, "We don't  need to. We're going against Demons. I know God is on our side because  She gave me this idea."

 He reached into his pocket to reveal a piece of paper that simply said  'compete.' He had a big grin about that- his trump card.

 Jacket jumped around for joy a little.  "I cant't believe I had such a good idea!"

 "It'll... Work." Strappon sighed.

 Duster leaned in to the group more.  "Sports. Of course its sports. Demons like order." He grumbled, "We  have to have some sort of strategy."

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Fascinator sniffed, nodding as he stands up. Wiping the I’m going to  die tears from his eyes he tried to smile,  “I hope so… Why does he have to be the spawn of Satan?”  He looks at the upcoming game of kickball and asks,  “… When did is this turn into middle school? Cause I don’t wanna  go back into puberty. It was awful, and that’s all aim willing to  talk about🇧🇷🇨🇼  He sits onto the bleachers before starting to bet with the other  soldiers. He’s got 30 bucks on demons, better fucking win. He was  more just gonna cheer people on, but also hope that he isn’t losing  30 bucks. He  asks Hot Pants,  “You bettin?”  Actin like he doesn’t have a gambling problem.

 Knittens began coughing violently, chest burning. He couldn’t stop  as he kept trying to breath. Almost choking on air, he tried hard just  to focus on moving air into his lungs.  “N-Not sure-“  He was interrupted as he bent over, in pain.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Mary starts to panic and he opens up his teddy bear, rummaging through  it. He takes out his black inhaler and he hands it. "K-kn-knittens  this might help."

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "Oh, i did not know that..." Father Crucifix said as he goes back into  line. Boxer was excited and really now want to play kickball. "FATHER  STRAPPON! PICK ME!" Boxer shouted as he raises his hand like child and  jumping around too. "Boxer, please calm down" Father Crucifix said as  he takes drink of rum from his flask. "But i want to play Kickball!"  Boxer whined for he wanted something to do. "Then let Brother Strappon  choose" Father Crucifix calmly said as he waits for Strappon to pick.  "Fine..." He sighs as  he waits for Strappon to choose.

SOUP-KITTY:  "My name's Diadem. And I guess I'm new, I just moved here from Russia  and somehow ended up in this job?" Diadem smiled at Bowtie.

BRIT:  "Nah nah, I'm Team Captain!" Jacket said, "And I _know_ who I'm gonna  pick!"

 He looked around at the rest of the Angels with a face of  consideration, his grin was too big to hide.

 "Okay! I pick Cami, Gloves, Undershirt, Polo aaaaaand..." He looked  around for one more person, pointing at Jong "You over yonder with the  short shorts!"  He seemed proud of himself.

 Strappon looked over at Shades and Undershirt, restless and tired.  Well, he couldn't _disagree._

 Meanwhile on the other side of the field, the Demons had assembled in  a more orderly fashion as Fundoshi and Shroud looked them over.

 "Okay, out of all of you, I will choose those who I feel are most fit  for this." He said, looking at the list of participants, "Out of this  crew that showed today, I pick..."

 He sighed.

 "Mong, Rukavitsa, Sweater, and Circlet." He started, "And since we're  short, I'm going to have to pick Hairpin and Mankini."

 Shroud adjusted his scarf subtly, but there was some sort of  indication that's how Hairpin ended up on the team.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  As Jacket started to pick Camisole immediately started to shake her  head. _Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare._

 "I pick Cami..."

 "FUCK" she yelled out, slamming her foot to the ground so hard the  thump could be heard by anyone. Hopefully there wasn't any glass  there, otherwise it would be jammed in harder "Jacket... why? What did  I just tell you about not picking me?" She looked like she was gonna  cry tears of pure rage and confusion.

OWLIE:  "Oh Yes!" Polo said, delighted he was picked.

 "Oh," Monocle suddenly sighed with relief, at least he wwasn't picked  for that dreadful game. He smiled at Polo and kissed him on the cheek,  "Good luck, Pols,"

 Circlet scoffed and yelled, "Ha! Gaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!"

 Sneakers cheered, "Good luck Angels!"

KRO:  Lethocs units passing buy stopped at the scene of children on the  ground. This was certainly out of the ordinary but one kid looked like  he was having a medical emergency. As more adults gathered around,  some field medics finally came in and took Knittens to get checked at.  A cadet stayed behind with Mary Janes, consoling the child and  reaffirming that everything will be fine.

 Hairpin squinted at Fundoshi, like his entire ancestry had been  offended. Sighing, he reached for his arm and popped it off and threw  it a distance away.  "Oh would you look at that, some ghost influenced me to throw my very  /valuable/ arm into the rubble. But hey I tag in my kid, he's good.  Armlet, sweetheart!"

 All of a sudden a mound of dirt had a hole through it as a small child  plowed through it.  "I'm here!" he yelled.

EMI:  Mong, now on the correct side of the field, grinned ear to ear and  saluted at Fundoshi.  "I won't let you down, buddy! I'm an expert with ball-games! It's on  my resume!"

 Mankini had been silent this whole time just actually working. He  stopped what his pencil snapped when his name was called.  "Wait, what!? Now is /hardly/ the time for games! Angels are /blessed  with good luck/, you moron!" He snapped.

SAIYAN:  Bowtie was kind of surprised at where Diadem was from. He did have the  accent for sure.

 “Jeez man, you came all the way over here? I mean I can see why, the  weather is much nicer but man that’s a trek.” She said to him.

 “Hell yeah boys! Let’s go!” Undershirt said happily as he heard  his name be called!

 There was no way they could lose now. It was a big mistake to allow  him to compete. At least that’s what he thought.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Virgin scowled when she heard the name Gloves. Fucker burned her gucci  purse. She holds the edge of her sweater and she grinds her teeth,  mumbling cuss words. "Stupid god damn cock juggling thunder cunt!"  Woah. Mary was sniffling and crying, poor baby. He hugs the cadet and  quietly wishes the angels good luck.

SOUP-KITTY:  Jong looked surprised, why would they want him to play? This seemed  like a whole lot of trouble to go through. "I guess this is what I'm  doing now." Jong was let go by headphones, and started walking over to  where the team was assembled. With one last glance back, he smiled and  waved at headphones. Today is definitely a long day.

OSCARK9:  With a surprise on Gloves face for Jacket picking him, it made him  grin widely in joyment. "Alright!" He said as he gives Jacket a thumps  up. "I won't let you and our team down!" He looks at the other teams  that was pick out. "Y'ALL! STAY DETERMINED!" He yells with joyment.

 Sapphire was sad that she didn't pick, but it best to cheer them on  from afar. "Good luck, Gloves!" He said, happily.

 He turns his head to her and gave her a thumps up.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "OH COME ON!" Boxer shouts as he wasn't picked. "I'M STRONG AND FAST!"  He shouted more as he was getting angry like child would. Poor Boxer.  "Boxer, please calm do-" Father Crucifix was about to say until Boxer  punch a wall making it cracked. "BOXER!" Father Crucifix shouted as  Boxer did that. "IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR!" Boxer  repented as he punches the wall. Father Crucifix grab the young mans  ear. "You are acting like a Child! This is not how Angels act!" Father  Crucifix scold Boxer for what he did which kind of calm down Boxer.  "Are you done?" Father Crucifix said as he look at him with serious  eyes. "Yes..." Boxer said looking down now sad that he didn't get to  play. "Would you Father want you to act like that?" Father Crucifix  ask him again. "No..." Boxer replied. "Then Stop this foolish  behavior!" Father Crucifix said as he let go of his ear. "I'm sorry,  Father..." Boxer said sadly as he rubs his ear. "I forgive because you  still learning to become a Adult and to control your anger" Father  Crucifix said as he set down and watches the game.

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Knittens reaches out, but his throat was so agitated that when he bent  over again to hack out his lungs, a bit of vomit cane up. Tears  streamed out of his eyes as he tried to control his breathing but no  luck. He was holding his throat as he coughed uncontrollably. Every so  often he was able to suck in a breath but that was gone by the next  coughing fit. He was gripping the ground as he knelt down. Then was  taken away by the medics, where Fascinator noticed the commotion.  Noticing that Knittens was in pain, he pulled out the boy’s inhaler.  Telling them who he was and the situation, he used the medication onto  his cousin and the coughing seemed to cease. Breathing hard Knittens  was brought to get further evaluation. Fascinator followed suite to  make sure he was okay, but they assured him that he’ll be fine and  they’ll get him once they make sure everything was okay. Fascinator  slumped down into the bleachers as he began to violently berate  himself for not being there. He even started to tear up.

 Headphones cheered on for Jong,  “I’ll be cheering for you on the side lines you’ll do great!  Kick those fuckers in the nuts!”  Headphones that’s not how the game works. He waves back and claps,  grinning from the bleachers.

BRIT:  Shroud watched the Angels and Demons assemble with much more interest  than he had in the past. He had his eyes locked on /someone/, but no  one was sure who. Amulet seemed a little nervous about that fact.

 "Sir, don't you think we should concentrate on finding the Nephilim?"  He whispered to Shroud, who simply waved him off.

 "I want to see this for myself." He said, "I'm interested in someone,  here."

 Amulet clutched his clipboard and bit his lip slightly. Something  wasn't good. He glanced over at Bowtie for a moment.

 Fundoshi stared at Hairpin deadass.  "You'll offer your own son." He said, like he was in disbelief.

 Jacket simply laughed at Cami's reaction.

 "You'll do fine! Now get in there and make us proud!" He said, doing  some Sidon-esque motion, "We're heroes! We'll save the world with our  skills! Right? Never give up!"

 He posed. Ultraman style.

EMI:  "Savage." Mong whispered.

 Mankini clicked his pen agressively, being ignored. He wrote a while  report on the things that the Demon Sisters' failures and now it  seemed he needed to start reporting for /theirs/.

SAIYAN:  Bowtie excused herself from Diadem as her eyes locked with Amulet's  for a moment and then saw what was happening down below.

 “Excuse me one moment!” She said as she slid herself over to  Amulet.

 “So…This could get pretty ugly” she said as she glanced at  Shroud and then back to Amulet.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Mary wipes his eyes and notices Fascinator slumped on the bleachers.  He moves away from the cadet and over to the distraught adult. He sits  next to Fasci and he rubs his back, resting his fluffy haired head on   the others shoulder. "M..mr.Fascinator..? He's gonna be okay..he's a  tough cookie..I know that for sure.." Mary looked at Sneakers and  motioned for him to sit with them.

DJDEVIL:  Vest sighed with relief when his name didn't get picked and sat on the  bleachers.

 Helmet did as well, holding up a large sign that said "DEUS VULT" on  it.

 "Alright, let's knock birdbrains into the fucking dirt!!!" Ruka  exclaimed with a sharp tooth grin and made his way to the home base  and readied himself to kick. The perpetually gleeful and frankly  annoying angel pitches the ball, he kicks it, then bolts like a viper  to first base.

OWLIE:  Sneakers moved to the bleachers and sat down with Mary and Fascinator.  He tried to say something but no words came out of his mouth, so he  just intently watched the angels and demons.

KRO:  Hairpin threw up his hand as he went to retrieve his arm, "Don't worry  about the kid! He's a bloodthirsty little shit anyways, he'll live."

 Armlet crossed his arms, offended that Fundoshi doesn't trust him.  "Wow, you're a rude old man. You see me train with your girlfriend, I  can handle myself."

HITA:  Seemingly popping up out of nowhere, Tiara gazed at the field over  HP's shoulder, curious about the situation.  Did Meema really just tag  in her blind brother?  Was she gonna have to smack her Meema?  Probably not.

 "So is Mister No-Face Grumpyguts McGee being weird and making us play  sports like school says?  Can I dump a barrel of hot sauce on him?  Doesn't he know school is bad?"  Coming from a home schooled child  with a fondness for dragons that could barely read, she was pretty  sure she was right.  Either way, she waved at Armlet enthusiastically.   "Good LUCK ARMLET!!!!"

OMEGAPSYCHO:  Boxer was looking down still sad that he didn't play, Father Crucifix  pats him on the back. "It's Okay, sometimes people don't get to be the  star of the spotlight" Father Crucifix said as he pats Boxer. "I know  but..." Boxer said as he was about to tear up. "Hey, how about you  cheer on your friends? They need all the help they can get" Father  Crucifix said to try to find another way for Boxer to cheer up.  "Alright!" Boxer said as he feels a little better and focus on  cheering his friends on. "GO! EVERYONE! YOU CAN KICK THESE DEMONS  ASS!" Boxer cheered for his friends as he finally forgot about wanting  to be pick. Father Crucifix smiles as he get out his flask and takes a  drink of his rum, he was doing a great job of being Boxer care taker.

BRIT:  Amulet lowered his voice further.  "You're not kidding. We need to distract him somehow." He whispered,  his eyes flicking to the clearly concentrated Absolute. His gaze  locked on the field.

 Jacket screamed as his ball was kicked away.  "Damn it, oh well, first one!" He called over to the rest of them.  "Get him! Stop him from tagging base, Cami!"

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Call it genetics or whatever, but like Knittens, Fascinator has a  knack for always trying to cheer people up. He started to laugh,  grinning,  “Ofcourse! I knew Knittens ever since he was born! He fell down a  flight of stairs as a baby and he was fine! Thick skull. I was there  when he lost his tooth at his hockey championship, and he kept playing  even when he was bleeding from his mouth! He’s gonna… He’s gonna  be fine.”  It seems he said the last part for himself as he leans back to watch  the game. He cheers,  “C’mon demons I want to win a bet!!!”

 Headphones whistles,  “YOU LOOK LIKE A 10/10 JONG KNOCK EM DEAD!”  He made an okay sign as he cheers on the boy. He didn’t know why but  he felt a little attached to Jong, and not even by his hair now.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  By some miracle Camisole actually managed to catch the ball. "What.  What." She just stood there with the ball in her hands dumb founded.  ".... I. Just. _How_?" She immediately stopped once she realized who  she got out. "Guess I'm not dead now huh?"

 She tossed the ball back to Jacket, only to hit him square in the  face. "Must have been a flook" she muttered.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Mary giggles a little bit and rubs the back of his neck, "Holy cow I  had no idea he was that tough. You sure he's not half rubber boy?" He  kids and he turns to Sneakers, "You alright..? You seem really quite."  He squishes the other kid's cheeks around with his hands. "Say you're  a guppy, Sneaks."

DJDEVIL:  Ruka stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Cami catch the ball and he  was not happy about that. He gave her a long and very scary death  stare before turning around and walking back to the bleachers. The  first fucking kick and he got out. Ruka was fucking fuming.

BRIT:  Jacket was hit in the face, but he merely stumbled a little. Ball made  an extremely distressed noise and uncurled, stumbling.  "Oi, good arm!" He called to Cami.

 He then rolled his shoulder with a wide grin as Mong approached the  plate.  "Gonna wreck your shit, spikey!" He called over to him. He picked up  Pincushion- er, I mean the ball, and tossed it as hard as he could at  Mong.

KRO:  Hairpin pet Tiara calm as she climbed all over him.  "There will be a time and place for that but today is not that day."

 Either way he grabbed his arm from a pile of rubble and sensed a  disturbance in the force. All of a sudden he was back in the field and  became the referee.  "YOU'RE OUT!" He called out. Rest in pieces Ruka.

EMI:  Mong got up to plate and readied his stance. He eyed Jacket like a  madman until he pitched.  Immediately, he slammed his foot into the poor "ball" and kicked it  straight up into the air, giving the field a pretty good view of under  his kilt, and then kicked it right back into Jacket's face.

 Mong blinked.  "Oh, uh... He caught it..."

OSCARK9:  "ALRIGHT!" He said as runs over to the 2nd base and covering it for  the team, not actually covering it, just standing next to it.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "GO JACKET, GO GLOVES, AND GO POLO!" Boxer cheered them on, he was  like a mad fan at Football Game which made Father Crucifix chuckles as  he was enjoying the game. "How you feeling now?" Father Crucifix ask  Boxer with small smile on his face. "I'm feeling good!" Boxer said  with smile. "That's Good to hear"

OMEGAPSYCHO:  *Father Crucifix said with smile on his face but go the chills when  Mong got on the Plate.

BRIT:  Shroud had hardened his stare at the field. The grip on his hands had  tightened immensely.

 Jacket had to pry Pincushion off his face this time, as she had clung  to him so hard he actually fell over. He managed to yank her off.  "Man, I'm sorry little ball but you gotta co-operate!" He said as he  tucked the poor thing back into a ball form. He looked up to see  Sweater donning the plate with the cutest fierce face she could  muster.

 "Nya-nya! I won't let anyone down!" She called to the demons in the  stands with a wave before giving Jacket her game face.

 Jacket grinned and spun his arm around to wind up the toss, throwing  the ball hard.

 Sweater kicked the ball as hard as she could and broke out into a run,  taking off toward first base with as much vigor as she could.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  Camisole, upon seeing Sweater move, dashed towards the ball. It had  hit the ground already, but she picked it up and tagged Sweater before  she made it to 1st base. She had managed to step in some broken glass  and was inspecting it, dropping the ball to the ground.

 "I'll deal with this in the morning". She simply pulled out a bandange  from her shorts pockets and slapped it on her foot. Pincushion ran  back to Jacket for the next play.

DJDEVIL:  Vest watched as the game went on, but then he felt a sudden jolt  through his body then an itch. It was The Urge. The Urge To Shop. Why  here? Why now? Because habits are a bitch to break. Dashing his eyes  left and right, he looked for something to steal.

 Helmet blasted crusader music from a boombox he had for some reason as  the demons struck out. "GOD IS WITH US, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!" He  shouted, waving the sign around like a madman.

SAIYAN:  Bowtie nodded her head at Amulet. Amulet had the right idea for sure  but how?

 “Yeah probably, but how?” she asked him. “He’s very fixated on  this right now, and I don’t wanna get in his bad side.”

 They were stuck in bad situation.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Virgin killer whistled as Sweater ran. Her tail moved about excitedly.  "Go Sweater!" She watches cami step on the glass and she smirked,  licking her lips.  "What a pretty shade.." Virgin gripped the  bleachers and cheered. "Bleed baby bleed!"

Suddenly a giant finger pops out of the ground, without warning either.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  "__Of fucking course, the one time I do something good it has to go  wrong.__" Camisole immediately put her shoes back on and took out her  weapon just in case. Who knew what this was? Whatever it is though, it  doesn't look happy.

OWLIE:  "What the--" Polo said, looking up the sky.

 "/uh, a bhuíochas, buille faoi thuairim mé.../" Sneakers replied to  Mary through squished cheeks, not realizing he slipped into his irish  mode.

EMI:  Mankini dropped his clipboard, along with his jaw.

 Mong, in the meantime, shouted from the top of the finger.  "Wooooooooaaaah. What the fuuuuuuuuuck."

 Dermal slowly lowered his sunglasses.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "What the..." Boxer said as he saw the giant finger pop out of the  ground, without warning. "Looks like the game is cut short" Father  Crucifix said as he got out his weapon. "Alright! It's fighting time!"  Boxer said with grin as he summon his weapon. They were ready to fight  now!

OSCARK9:  While Gloves protecting on the second base and Sapphire cheering them  on, Dress Socks and G-Strings are at the bench with the rest of its  co-workers cheering their side.

 Suddenly, a big finger pop out of the ground. "What the actual fuck?!"  Dress Sock said in shock.

SOUP-KITTY:  Jong looked at the giant finger, surprised. Then he looked over to  where headphones was sitting. Then back to the finger, then back to  headphones. Jong breathed in, and closed his eyes. "Why me." he  thought to himself. What a long day indeed.

HITA:  Eyes narrowing at the sudden appearance, Tiara put her hands on her  hips.  Well, that was just rude!

 "Do you think that's the middle finger?  Because if so, we need to  tell it it's rude.  If not, it might be pointing at something."  This  said to Hairpin as she huffed in annoyance.

DJDEVIL:  "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............?" Was all Ruka could  say.

 Vest blinked and his urge was replaced with a feeling of 'WTAF"

 Helmet slowly turned off his boombox as he stared at the finger

SAIYAN:  Bowtie just stared down at the finger and then back to Amulet.

 “Well, I guess that’s one way to do it” She said to him.

 Meanwhile Undershirt jumped back in surprise as he heard something pop  out of the ground. He quickly spun around to see a finger sticking out  of the ground.

 “I thought we were done with the zombie episode” He yelled as he  looked at the finger sticking out of the ground.

 There must be no more room in hell.

 “Is that a fucking finger?” Wristband said as she squinted from  the sidelines, trying to see if her eyes were deceiving her.

 “Yep, that’s a fucking finger all right.”

KRO:  Shades had been sitting on the bleachers, watching the game before he  just fell over from the vibrations of /something/ breaching the  ground.

 "What the absolute /fuck/ is that!?"

 Many Lethocs units began running around in a panic and Hot Pants was  having difficulty keeping them in line.

 HP kept staring, unsure of what to make of it.  "Is that..."  He snapped back into focus at Tiara's question, rubbing his chin.  "Uh, that's a good question."

 Gogo finally decided to join the shenanigans taking place, coming up  behind Dermal with with some Starbucks.

 "Hey good looking, what's cooking...."  The looked up at the scene.

 "Oh. Well, I'm gonna take my end of the world nap then, ciao!"  And there they went.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  "Must. Resist. Urge. To. Putitinmybody. M u s T. Resist." Virgin fans  herself. "Why is it so hot in here all of the sudden. Mary on the  other hand, looked at Sneakers and blinked. "Teach me..what ever it is  that you just said..please.." This boy was so easily amazed. Fuck the  finger this boy wasn't speaking English and it was cool.

BRIT:  Jacket screamed as the earth was suddenly shook, but turned and  immediately donned his weapon.  "YOOOO THE FUCK? WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU UP!" He called. He ran straight  for the finger, but was immediately flicked away and into the stands.

 Shroud immediately stood from his place, clearly unsettled by the  sudden appearence of the rogue enormous finger. Amulet, as if he  wasn't pale enough, turned much paler.

 And then, out of Left Field, Duster came and from his blade erupted a  flurry of slashes. It cut the enormous finger off of whatever it was  attached to before it was able to cause any more damage, and there  were several long tremors and a very loud groan before the earth stood  still.

 This left everyone involved staring in awe as the remnants of finger  decayed into dust, falling apart into whisps of soul threads and...  well, dust.

 Jacket gasped.

 "Fucking radical!" He cheered.

OWLIE:  "I uhh..." Sneakers stammered, he realized he just spoke his native  tongue, "/Ahh tá sé an-chasta/-- I mean it's very complicated, but I  would teach you another time if you'd like,"

 Monocle summoneed his weapon once more, alarmed.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  "Well then," Cami said completely flabbergasted, "I don't know about  you but I say this is the perfect opportunity to get the fuck out of  here." _Where does a giant finger even come from?_ she pondered. She  wasn't too sure about normal ghosts, so what __this__ was, it was  completely out of her knowledge.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "ANGELS! GET READY IT'S TIME FOR A FIGHT!" Father Crucifix said as he  was battle ready for anything. "I'M ALWAYS READY FATHER!" Boxer  shouted as he was excited to punch something today.

SOUP-KITTY:  Diadem was in awe at what had just happened, although he wasn't  entirely sure. But it was definitely not worth moving away from home  for. That was the sickest shit he's ever seen. And not in the cool  way. He immediately pulled out a hospital face mask and started to  hyperventilate. I was a mistake to go outside today.

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones shrugged, unsure of what’s even happening and readied his  hair into a lasso to just snatch Jong outta there. Well, shit the  apocalypse will swallow this Earth. But when it was suddenly destroyed  he rushed on over to peer into the hole that was the finger’s final  resting place.

 Fascinator looked to the boys worried as his fingers twitched. He was  ready to unsheathe his machete if needed but wasn’t sure what even  happening.

BRIT:  Duster ran up to the dusty, whispy mess that was left of the finger  and blinked.  "What just happened? I acted on instinct." He said, "Did I kill  something?"

 Strappon picked up a bit of the threads and looked around.  "Was that... A Nephilim?"

 Fundoshi picked up bits of the dusty threads as well.  "It seems like this /was/ a piece of those Ghosts from Lore." He  explained, looking back at the rest of the demons.

 Jacket finally made it back to the rest of the group.  "Holy shit that was awful moves on my part!" He laughed, "Man, I wish  I could be as cool as you, Dust!"  He laughed at himself.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Mary nodded a little bit and ge clapped, "That sounds awesome. Right  now we gotta stay safe." Virgin Killer was practically naked, her hair  covered her tatas and her black lace thong covered what it needed to.  She rests her mallet on her shoulder. "Well this just feels like an  anonymous random dick pic..shocking but unsatisfying."

SAIYAN:  “Well that was fast” Wristband said she watched the explosion die  off.

 Meanwhile Undershirt was coughing up a lung from the dust that the  finger gave off from the explosion.

 “Nice reflexes man!” he managed to say. “Though give a brother  some warning, damn.”

 After regaining his breath he brushed himself off.

 Bowtie was immediately filled with dread as their hope for a  distraction literally blew up in their faces.

DJDEVIL:  Vest let out a hand and some of the soul threads feel into it. He  rubbed it and his face turned pale. "Oh dear god......Please don't  tell me there isn't more." He said with fear in his voice.

 "Lore? The fuck is that?" Ruka asked Fundoshi, crossing his arms.

SOUP-KITTY:  Jong walked over to where headphones was,clearly concerned for what is  going to happen next. "I think we should get off the field because  where there's a finger, there a hand, and trust me getting fisted  isn't fun."

BRIT:  Suddenly, there was an extremely loud shriek from behind the group fo  Angels and Demons. It was one of those long wails one might hear from  someone absolutely stricken with grief.

 Shroud was on the ground, holding and shaking his head like he was in  some sort of pain. His screaming was absolutely genuine.

 "No... No no no no! How could... How could this be...?" He managed to  mutter. There were tears dripping out from under the mask, streaming  down his face. His voice was crackling.

KRO:  Once the tremors calmed down, there was ruckus coming from a bunch of  Lethocs units surrounding a large glass container being wheeled in.  Inside was the Nephilim everybody was chasing. It was squirming  around, pounding and kicking the glass to no avail.

 Hot Pants had ran up to Shades and helped him up, but the two of them  were staring in awe.  Hairpin looked like a child in a candy shop as he ran up to the  container and plastered his face on it.

 "It's beautiful..." he murmured.

 Hot Pants rolled his eyes at Hairpin as he came up for inspection.  "Well, there you have it. As promised, we captured your...thingy. But  this is the end of our relations with you all, understood- Who the  fuck is screaming?"

SAIYAN:  "Oh fuck man...." Bowtie said as she slowly started backing up. "GAME  OVER MAN, GAME OVER!"

EMI:  Torsolette, hearing his crieds, came running in and knelt next to  Shroud.

 "Darling, Shroud... Everything is alright, shhhh..." She pat his back  and wrapped her arms around him. "What happened? Who is mommy gonna  have to tear apart?"

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "Boxer, something not right..." Father Crucifix said as he takes a  step back. "What do you mean, Father?" Boxer ask as he look at Father  Crucifix. "It feels like a...Storm or something..." Father Crucifix  said as he takes another step back. Boxer then notice Shroud crying  and started to film it on his phone. "This is going to be great story  for everyone at Heaven!" Boxer said as he was filming the Absolute  crying like a baby.

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  "What do you mean, you captured them?" She started going toward Hot  Pants. "You captured the ghost, the reason we all went through this  bullshit and didn't tell anyone? I'm just..."

 Camisole stopped completely burnt out. She paused then calmly spoke -  "I'm done. Fuck you all. I'm going home."

DJDEVIL:  That shriek was Vest's que to fucking bolt. Practically leaping off  from the bleachers, he ran to his truck, slammed the hood, dove into  the driver's seat and turned to the key to start the truck. "Come on,  dammit. Start!" He said.

  Ruka noticed Shroud crying and was genuinely surprised by this.  "Shroud? crying? Shroud is crying? Shroud is crying. Shroud is fucking  crying." He said.

 Helmet held his sword firmly in his hands when he heard the shriek.

KRO:  Hot Pants raised a brow at Camisole, "What the fuck are you on about?  We barely caught this thing while you were all playing kickball. We  were asked to do this!"

OSCARK9:  Gloves, Sapphire, Dress Socks, and G-Strings are surprise that the  ghost have been capture. "Whoa! That's awesome that you guys capture  it!" Sapphire said, happily while Gloves claps for the Lethocs.

 Dress Socks and G-Strings mouths was drop in shock.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Mary takes pictures of the creature in the box, he records Shroud  crying and he texts it to Knittens. "Huh! Who would have thought  demons could cry.." Virgin killer gets her sweater back on and she  plops back on the bleachers. "Well this blowed."

EMI:  Dermal strode over to Boxer and Father Crucifix and snatched the phone  out of his hand.

 "Sorry, boy, but we don't need to be getting into any trouble with the  law." He said before simply and easily crushing the phone. "No hard  feelings."

BRIT:  Amulet looked around hastily and ran up to Shroud, he was clearly  shook.

 "My Lord, Absolute Shroud-- Please. You have to calm down." He  pleaded, his hands barely close to the sobbing man. It's like he  didn't want to touch him.

 Shroud screamed again, his head thrashing. His scream sounded much  angrier.

 "No! No... How could I be anything like.. Like /THAT?!/" He screamed,  "/How could I be like that/?!"

 He shoved Torsolette off him and stood, turning wildly to his demons.

 "/YOU./ YOU KNEW, DIDN'T YOU?!" He hissed, addressing the demons that  had been consoling him, "YOU KNEW I WAS A CLONE OF /THAT/!?"

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Fascinator stared the ghost with surprise as he tapped the glass. This  is why he’s banned from the aquarium. He supports Hot Pants,  “Yeah… You guys did have permission to run around and find it.”

 Headphones takes a selfie with Jog with the ghost, wanting to capture  the memory.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "HEY MY PHONE YOU BASTERD!" Boxer shouted at Dermal as he charges at  him. "BOXER NO!" Father Crucifix shouted as he tried to stop him.  "THIS IS FOR MY PHONE!!!" Boxer shouted as he send a flurry of punches  at Dermal like Berserker raging. That Phone was a gift from his  mother!

SOUP-KITTY:  Diadem is shook at the whole thing. In Russia, this never happens. He  pulls out a small flask containing vodka, and tries to offer it to the  hissing and very shouty Shroud. If he was gonna die, then nothing  mattered. He couldn't help but feel bad for him though. "hey.... so I  know you're kinda like, everyone's boss but uhhhh. here?" Diadem was  for sure gonna get punched in the face.

 Jong smiles at the selfie, but still urges headphones to get off the  field.

OWLIE:  "Boxer, stop!" Monocle warned, the Seraph stared him down once and he  didn't want Boxer to suffer a worse fate, especially because Boxer  ascended.

DJDEVIL:  Ruka raised an eyebrow at this accusation. "I think Mr.  Hide-His-Face-All-The-Time's finally cracked. Guess of even the most  orderly and powerful demons are as likely as anyone else to snap." He  said with a chuckle.

OSCARK9:  Dress Socks and G-Strings turn their heads to the Absolute and they  were even more shock!

 "WHAT!" Both of them yells at the same time, shockenly, "YOU'RE A  CLONE!" They questions.

EMI:  Torsolette immediately stood back up and back to Shroud.  "Deary, it's going to be alright. You're.. You're just upset. Let's  just go 'ave a cup of tea and sit you in the dark... You'll be fine!"  She cooed nervously, rubbing his back again.

 Dermal caught every single punch Boxer threw at him and pushed him  with enough force to slam him into the ground, with a small crater.

 "Oh, child. I hope you didn't like your rank... Because I'm demoting  you right here and right now for assaulting me." He said with a smile,  his purple eye glowing ominously.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Virgin smirks,"Ooooh little angel just got owned.~"

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones looks at the picture on his phone,  "Going in the scrapbook- What the fuck?"  He just realzied what was happening as he stares at the whole  situation. He just holds up his hands and backs away. Not what he  wants to get involved in this. Time to watch an Angel fall from Earth  itself. He winced at the slam down, shit man that was the wrong move.  Just. Ouch.

OWLIE:  Monocle gulped. "Damn,"

 Polo blinked, what the hell just happened?

EMI:  Dermal casually plucked Boxer's halo from above his head.

 "Dear Boxer, Angel of "Wrath". I hereby demote you to Fallen Angel."  He said calmly before crushing his halo in his hand. Veil held her  hands over her mouth, looking both shocked and amused.

BRIT:  Strappon watched the scene that, concern washing over him. He wasn't  at all sorry for Shroud, but there was so much going on. And on top of  that, Boxer just punched Dermal.

 "Dermal, wait--!" He called over to him, "Stop, he's still a kid!"

OMEGAPSYCHO:  "...." Boxer was silent now.

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones covers Jong's eyes, he didn't need to see this. He hung his  head low for the fellow angel, averting his eyes as he bit his bottom  lip. He didn't even know what to say.

 Fascinator pulled off his namesake for condolences for the poor guy.  He might be on the opposite sides but still, that doesn't mean he  couldn't offer him some sympathy.

BRIT:  The Absolute was breathing heavily, his scarf was dissheveled and his  voice sounded less like one of an Absolute Ruler and more like a  teenager throwing a temper tantrum. He looked around at his  surroundings, suddenly hyper-aware of the eyes that were on him. So  many people could see him, see the flaws, see him so _vulnerable_ that  he had to leave.

 He shoved the vodka away from himself that had been offered by Diadem  and shoved Torsolette away from himself. He took the oppotunity  present where the Angels had been distracted and immediately took off  running, leaving his mask on the ground and disappearing.

SAIYAN:  Undershirt and Wristband watched in awe as Boxer just attacked Dermal.  That was something completely out of the blue, and it was a bit of a  shock at first.

 “Fuck him up!” Undershirt said to Dermal after the display was  finished.

 He knew what was going to come out of this. God rest his soul.

 “Holy shit, when was the last time this happened?” She asked  Shady.

OSCARK9:  Now, with a shock on Gloves and Sapphire faces towards Boxer and  Dermal demoting him. They feel scared of Dermal powers and runs over  to Boxer in need. (I didn't even know that Angels can demot others.)  Gloves said in his mind.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Virgin killer picks up the mask. "Well shit..ms. Torsolette?" She  walks over and hands it to her. "Should we go off to find him..?"

EMI:  Torsolette ran after him, making sure to also cover his tracks so they  weren't followed.

BRIT:  Amulet watched Shroud run off, then turned back to the scene between  Dermal and Boxer. His eyes had likely met Dermal's for a moment.

 "Oh, dear." He muttered with very little emotion. "Quite a scene these  children create. How unfortunate."

 He looked over at Bowtie in a nonchalant manner. It's almost like  nothing had happened - or had everything happened according to plan?

DJDEVIL:  As shit went down on in the field, Vest was finally able to start the  truck and quickly slammed on the gas pedal and the truck zoomed  through the barrier.

 Ruka's ear twitched from the sound of screeching tires and quickly  turned his head to see Panty Raid zooms off in the distance. Did Vest  just....ditch him...WITH THE TRUCK?! His expression became one of pure  rage as he clenched his fists and teeth. He was gonna kill Vest when  he got home.

SOUP-KITTY:  Jong tried to sneak a peek despite Headphones covering his eyes. He  frowned at the poor guy. He was just a bit excitable, it happens to  the best of us. Jong sighed.

 Diadem watched as shroud ran, and looked at the mask that was left  behind. He could help but feel dread come over him, so he downed the  whole flask of Vodka, hoping to shake off the feeling. This couldn't  be good.

BRIT:  Jacket ran up to Boxer, where he had been before who knows, but what  mattered was that he was beside Boxer now, right?  He placed a hand on Boxer's shoulder and glared at Dermal.  "Yooo... Couldn't you have tried to do this in private?" He asked,  "That's totally not fair!"

OWLIE:  "What the fuck happened?" Polo asked, walking next to Monocle, who  shook his head. He observed the other angels.

 "Not now," Monocle said quietly.

 Meanwhile Circlet started guffawing, "Fuck, that's some comedy gold!"

THESTARSTWILIGHT:  Camisole, as she was trying to go home, heard the commotion from  Boxer's sudden actions. She watched on, knowing he had it coming. She  kinda smirked at first because it was Dermal who forced her to be here  in the first place. But ya, as much as she hated being told what to  do, even Cami could admit you shouldn't punch your superiors.

 _What if I make the same mistake?_ While yes, she too was a wraith  fall, it was more so from violent acts towards herself and property  damage than hurting other people. Honestly, as much as she couldn't  stand everyone at times she was scared what might happen if she had no  control. _It'll happen. Whether I want it to or not it probably will._

 Cami suddenly felt ashamed and guilty, as if was the one who punched a  Seraphim. She just stood there. Not saying a word. Not doing anything.  Just. Standing there.

EMI:  Dermal closed his eyes and smiled, then walked over Boxer.  "If you have nothing to say for yourself, we should be done here." He  sounded satisfied.

 Mong sat up from his place on the ground and looked up at Duster.  There were sparkles and shines all over the air. He felt like he was  Blessed that day, but in a way that wouldn't burn him.

KRO:  Shades froze at Wristband's question. The man actually looked like he  was about to cry but he kept himself composed.

 "Uh. The uh...Last time that happened was around six years ago with  me. Except it wasn't by the hands of a Seraph more-so that God herself  demoted me."

 He stood there in silence.  "Good times. Reason I'm mega depressed."  He shrugged and left it at that.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  Boxer was...was...was..ANGRY!!! "I WORK FUCKING HARD FOR THAT RANK!  YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Boxer shouted in her face very Wrathful. Sense he  wasn't Angel didn't need to control his rage anymore but the worst  thing is that he didn't get to see his Mother.  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He screamed and cried  as he now somewhat out of control with his emotion now. "Oh Lord!  Boxer!" Father Crucifix said as he goes over to his Angel and holds  him. "It's okay! we will get all of the Heaven Coins and New Phone  back! Please calm down" He said as he holds him tightly. "I'M SO  ANGRY!!!" Boxer shouted as his mouth was foaming up looking like wild  animal. Father Crucifix hold him close then looks over at Dermal with  angry look. "HOW COULD YOU! HE ONLY A CHILD! HE DIDN'T KNOW YOU!"  Father Crucifix shouted at Dermal. "GOD WOULD NEVER CHOICE YOU TO BE  HER ANGEL! YOU NOTHING MORE LIKE THE DEMONS!" Father Crucifix shouted  at him holding Boxer. Father Crucifix remember that Boxer told him he  was going to see his Mother after this mission but now never is going  to get too.

OSCARK9:  While Dress Sock and G-Strings saw the Absolute running away, Dress  Socks notice that he drop his mask on the ground. He walked over to it  and picks it up. Once he picks it up, he observes it and it was very  detail and shiny. It made him happy to see it in close hand, but  frowns for his Absolute.

 "Absolute..." He mutter to himself. "Even if your our clone, you're  still an Absolute to us."

SAIYAN:  Bowtie shrugged at Amulet. This day had definitely been very weird.  She then looked over at Diadem and saw the Vodka shot.

 "Hey, if you're still offering, can I take that?" Bowtie said to him.

 Meanwhile, Wristband just felt like a dick. She had no idea that had  happened to him before.

 "Oh shit man, sorry I had no idea. You want me to buy you a drink or  anything?" She asked him.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT:  Virgin killer stared at the mask in her hands. She raises a brow and  she takes out a peice of hair from it. "Uh..I dunno if this is the  absolutes..or just random but.." She blinks. "What the fuck is  Kentucky fried angel screaming about now?" She watches them scream.

SOUP-KITTY:  Diadem, who already had downed most of the shot gave, Bowtie a thumbs  up and pulled another flask out seemingly from out of nowhere. He  tossed it over at her. She looked like she needed it.

HITA:  Tiara meandered over to the screaming men, curious at the commotion.  What was all this nonsense?  Why were the men yelling so much?  It's  kind of concerning.

 "So, quick question, why are you two screaming like baby dolls needing  their heads twisted off?"  This was said to Boxer and Father Crucifix,  head tilted before she whipped around to look at all the pretty people  around her.  Her eyes narrowed on Dermal, however.  "Are YOU A  PRINCESS?!!!?!!????!

OWLIE:  "I haven't heard this much screaming since my Birth," Monocle joked...  Not really.

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones pats Jong's back,  "Let's give him some space..."  He takes Jong back, giving Boxer some space and turn him around. A lot  fo them were fallen, so seeing this was certainly discouraging for  even ranking up anymore. He purses his lips,  "You okay?"

 Fascinator sighs,  "That's a lot of drama to happen for one day..."  His bangs were let out and the fluttered in the wind a he glances to  the newly fallen angel and then away. He didn't know how it was for  Angels, but this was probably a stab in the heart. Watching the  outburst, he grits his teeth. Cut throat in heaven huh? He was glad  that Knittens wasn't here, he didn't know how he would explin this to  him.

BRIT:  Duster just looked down at Mong and scoffed, walking over to the  commotion he had been watching from afar.

 Strappon grabbed Father Crucifix by the arm.  "Father, please. Letting your emotions take over will be your  undoing." He hissed, "Get ahold of yourself. It was... Only right, I  suppose."

 "We have the Nephilim. We can make our way back to Hell Corp, now."  Fundoshi called to the Demons, "Let's get out of here before another  Angel falls before us. It's embarassing to see them cry."

 Low-blow.

EMI:  Dermal stopped in his steps for a moment and glanced casually back at  Father Crucifix and Boxer.  "You clearly don't know how cruel your God can be, then."

SAIYAN:  Bowtie smiled at her new friend, and grabbed the flask. She opened the  cap and downed the whole damn thing. That's not how you do it, but  whatever, she didn't care. She was an emotional wreck but was trying  to keep calm on the inside.

 "Thanks, Diadem, I really needed that" She said as she tossed the  flask back to him.

KRO:  As if there wasn't already enough screaming, the captured Nephilim  began to screech and hiss as it pounded on the glass. Hot Pants  approached Fundoshi, handing the man a tablet of sorts and ordered a  few of his units to follow Fundoshi's instructions.

 "Alright, so before it becomes more of a circus show, just take this  damn thing and leave. It's loud, my head's hurting, and I'm already  working over-time. I'd be extra careful if I were you, don't think I  didn't see your exposed Soul Stone."

SOUP-KITTY:  Jong looked up at Headphones and gave a weak smile. He nodded his head  and looked down at his feet. It was lietrally days ago that he too had  fallen. So he knew how much it hurt. But there seemed to be hope here.  Even as dire as it may look. He reached for Headphone's hand, not  really wanting to feel as alone as he had felt. It was comforting to  have someone be genuinely nice to you and not want anything in return.

 Diadem caught the flask and put them both away. He gave a big smile.  It had been an exhausting day for everyone it seemed. He let his hair  fall back down to a ponytail. and pulled the mask over his mouth and  nose once again. The air was still filthy.

BRIT:  Fundoshi had reached back to touch his Soul Stone in a bit of a shock  and cleared his throat.  "Tahnk you. You're free to go, now." He said before turning to the  rest of his crew and motioning them to leave.

OSCARK9:  With a smile on Dress Socks and G-Strings face and gave a nod to  Fundoshi, they walk away from the scene with a mask in hand. It even  made G-Strings happy that they capture it and going to analysis it.

 While Glove and Sapphire try to keep Boxer down, but was a no go.  (Poor, Boxer.) Gloves said in his mind.

OMEGAPSYCHO:  Father Crucifix went silent as he heard that from Dermal then felt  Strappon grab and say that which snap him back to reality. "I'm sorry,  Brother Strappon. I forgot the most important lesson" He apologize as  he calm down and takes a moment to say the "Hail Mary Prayer". "Hail  Mary, full of grace.Our Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among  women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother  of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen."  Father Crucifix prayed as then look at Boxer who was on the ground  with his eyes blank and foaming more at the mouth like a dog with  rabies. Boxer was having some kind of Wrathful Seizure from all the  rage he was hiding inside him, all he could say was "ANGER!". Anyone  who tried to talk to him couldn't, he need some help. Poor Boxer....

CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Fascinator shrugs, at least he knows God is the old testament god.  Walking back to check on Knittens, he decides it was time to go home.  Knittens was fine, cleaned up and alert. He waved to Fasci, and they  both got up to leave. As Fascinator thanked the medics and they were  walking to the car, he couldn't help but worry. After all, with  cruelty on both sides, he'd rather have Knittens live in a cruelty he  knew about. Sighing, he asks wearily,  "... You wanna go to another school Knittens?"  "Huh? Uhm... I dunno, why?"  "Just... Think about it. After all, that catholic school might not be  the best for your future."  Knittens laughed,  "Fasci, you're acting funny!"  Fascinator averts his eyes and nods as they drive back home.

 Headphones holds Jong's hand and rubbed it, trying to comfort him. He  purses his lips,  "I know it ain't easy for you. It isn't easy for all of us. But we can  get through this, okay? We're gonna be okay."  He hugged Jong, trying to comfort him.

SOUP-KITTY:  Jong felt his face get hot, tears started streaming down his face.  "Can we just leave now?" He didn't realize how much the whole ordeal  had drained him mentally. He felt stupid for even crying. He hugged  headphones back hoping that he would just pick him up and leave  already.

EMI:  Nightshirt walked up next to Amulet and stared at the Nephilim.  "Oh, it's over...."  He stood for a moment.

 "...I'm going back to bed then." He mumbled, shuffling back where he  came from.

As the dust settled over the emptied landscape, a very light growl had erupted from the ground. There was no sign of the Absolute and the heavy feeling that settled over the Angels after their comrade was demoted left them shaken.

The Demons, without their Absolute, took orders from Fundoshi as the Primal Emmination had to clean up the mess that had been made. Search parties were sent out fruitlessly to find Shroud, and Torsolette had returned with no answers, only a feverish desire to "get working" on the Nephilim.

Has Daten City been abandoned by another Absolute, or will Shroud return? What will the Angels do, now, about the Nephilim that had emerged from the ground?

In the wake of the eruption, the city suddenly began to experience an extreme rise of ghost and Lost Soul activity...

(( OOC: Thanks for RPing guys! See ya next time! ))