#and thank u for being so patient with me as well 💕

[hexxedcore]

hi! this isn't really a request, persay, but i really just need you to be aware that the idea u mentioned about s2 viktor getting obsessed w a zaunite who directly opposes him has been giving me INSANE brainworms. absolutely stunning. complete perfection.

i could see the reader here being someone in the medical field, a well-respected town physician or apothecary that can challenge viktor on a scientific basis. perhaps a very loyal customer base that viktor just cant crack, all of them trusting your judgement over his. viktor might even straight up DESPISE them at first, thinking of them as close-minded and assuming theyre only warding your patients away to protect your bottom line and you dont really *care* what happens to them. being forced to reconsider this ideas by observing you and only coming back with evidence of the opposite. deciding he NEEDSSSS to assimilate you into the commune, convince you of his perspective, that proving himself to you will be the thing that justifies everything.

that was a lot, sorry lol. i like viktor. btw your viktor portrayal is So Great i love it so much.

thank you so much! i’m always conscious of portraying viktor correctly so i’m elated to here that i’m successfully 🙂‍↕️💕

that idea in particular was extremely interesting to me too, i was considering doing a drabble!! there’s an obvious contrast there between viktor’s warped perception of evolution and progress and a rationalised zaunite who knows that the illnesses he strives to fix can’t be solved so easily.

now the last part? i am absolutely OBSESSED anon your mind goes way further than mine does. the concept of him attempting to indoctrinate you into his commune out of an obsession driven by stubbornness of all things is both ironic and very, very interesting.

this was beautiful anon!! i always appreciate posts like this btw, i love hearing interpretations of my writing AND people’s own ideas!

[rainknow]

thank you so much @linoyes for commissioning this lovely pink lino :D !!

[jakexneytiri]

Hey bbgurl 💕 could I request a dad Teyam fic where reader walks in on him playing dress up with the kids, just a fluffy situation 🤭💗

btw I will not mind if u give it a spicy ending 😏 if u want to ❤️

✨😘LOVE YOU!!✨😘

-🐬

this is such a cute idea. YES. love you too hehe 💓

(i know it’s very unlikely for an olo’eyktan or tsahìk to not be wearing their garments, but jake and mo’at seem pretty understanding. and the kids are only borrowing it for a few hours!)

⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰

“me next, me next!” txonuk yells, tugging at the feather ensemble tsantu is sporting.

“careful, careful now.” neteyam gently says. “we have to take good care of these, grandpa was nice enough to let you borrow them for a bit.”

“but dad, i wanna have a turn at olo’eyktan!” txonuk crosses his arms, jutting his lower lip out.

“you will, txonuk. you just have to be patient and wait your turn, yes?” neteyam questions, ruffling the braids on top of his son’s head.

txonuk sits, still pouting. se’ayl approaches him with the tsahìk headpiece. “here, ‘nuk. you can be tsahìk!”

nima giggles beside her sister. “‘nuk is sa-heek!” she erupts in a fit of laughter, running to her fathers side.

txonuk scowls, holding an arm out to se’ayl. “no! i don’t wanna be tsahìk. i wanna be olo’eyktan!”

“okay, txonuk. it’s your turn now.” tsantu says, lifting the feathery ensemble off himself.

nima’s tiny fists ball up as she rubs her eyes, simultaneously yawning. “daddy? i sweepy.”

“you’re sleepy, hm? all right nima, come on.” neteyam scoops his youngest up, her head immediately resting on his shoulder as she yawns again.

you pull back the flap to your marui, slipping inside with the basket of fruits you’ve been harvesting all day.

“mama!” tsantu runs over to you, grabbing the basket so you don’t have to carry it over to where you eat.

you smile at your oldest, kissing his forehead before he walks off with the basket. “thank you, tsantu.” you glance around at your other children, and your mate. “whoa, what’s going on here?? you didn’t tell me the olo’eyktan and tsahìk were here!” you kneel before txonuk and se’ayl, signing an “i see you” to both of them.

they both erupt in a fit of giggles, making sure to sign back to you.

“we’re playing dress up, mama! grandpa said it was okay.” se’ayl explains, carefully removing the headpiece from her hair. “you try, mama! play dress up with us!” stretching on her tiptoes, se’ayl carefully places the headpiece on top of your head. she gasps, clapping excitedly. “mama, you look so pretty! daddy, look!”

neteyam is just tucking nima in, who’s out like a light. walking back over, he sees that you’re now wearing his grandmother’s headpiece.

and you look beautiful in it.

“oh, wow…” neteyam exclaims, unable to keep his eyes off you.

your mate’s gaze never failed to give you butterflies, even after twelve years of being mated with four children.

“well?” you question, smiling. “what do you think?”

before neteyam can answer, txonuk is handing him the feather ensemble. “dad, your turn! play dress up with mama!”

your mate chuckles, carefully taking the accessory from your son and sliding it over his own head.

you stand, and take a step back, admiring how good your mate looks in the garments. stepping closer, you circle around him, fingertips tracing along his skin, earning a shiver from him.

“this is a good look for you.” you whisper, fingers intertwining with his as you smile up at him.

neteyam chuckles, kneeling on one knee as he kisses both of your hands. “my beautiful tsahìk.” he glances over at tsantu and se’ayl, who are taking turns yawning now. “all right, come on. let us settle in for the night.”

the rest of your children settle beside nima for the night, yawning as they close their eyes. you and neteyam kiss each of their foreheads goodnight, before tying the flap to your marui closed.

smirking, you pull your mate close, trailing your fingers down his chest.

“do you think we could make a small stop before returning this?” you purr, tail swishing eagerly behind you.

[ma3mae]

Hello!! I hope you are doing well, wanted to say I love your work !!

Can I request how the BSD boys (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Chuuya, Fukuzawa etc) would react to gf!fem!reader saying “I am just a hole” after they did something attractive? Something fun and suggestive ehehe~

No brain, just horny!

Summary: No one cared about you being down bad for you bfs since everything's mutual, right? (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Fukuzawa)

Genre: fluff, maybe crack, def suggestive themes, maybe a tiny tiny bit of smut. Who knows 💀

Warnings: yall gonna be horny after this 🤓

A/N: was kinda difficult to think of fitting scenarios but i had fun writing this!! Also thank you for loving my work, anonnnn 💕💕💕💕

Part 2

Dazai Osamu

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAAAT 💀💀💀💀

HES HORNY 24/7, DONT EXPECT HIM TO HOLD BACK LMAOO 💀💀😭😭

okay okay so lets say yall are at the ADA office

hes done with annoying the shit ouf of kuni and now hes just sitting on the couch, literally bored out of his mind

Kuni tells u to tell "that dumbass idiot of a boyfriend🤩" to finally get back to work so u go up to him

u know that scene where he leans his head back onto the grave and slowly tilts it back down and opens his eyes while having that soft smile on his face? oda's only purpose was him dying so we'd get that scene, crying fr 😭😭😭

Yeah hes doing exactly THAT as he notices your presence infront of him, flashing you a smile and only for it to spread even further as he notices your dazed face 💀

"Oh, bella? Too lovestruck to talk to me, I see. Can't help it that I'm just so hands-"

"I'm nothing but a hole for you"

I DONT KNOW HOW SOMEONE COULD EVEN SAY THAT 😭😭 THATS SUCH A WEIRD THING TO SAY AND SO DUMB BUT NO ONE CARES 🥲🥲🥲

AND HIS HORNY ASS DOESNT GIVE TWO SHITS EITHER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

his eyes are fking bulging as he hears you say that infront of him

ACTUALLY shocked that you had the guts to legit say that outloud and luckily no one rly heard that except him he wouldnt mind if the whole ass office wouldve heard that, we KNOW 💀

you manage to get a good laugh out of him before he just shoots you that god awful handsome smirk before he suddenly stands up

Towering over you, he leans in and whispers "Never thought you'd be so dirty to say stuff like that during working hours. Not that I'm complaining! I'm glad to have such a strong effect on you, bella~" got me blushing fr😳😳😳

Its too late to realise what you've just said. Your fate has been sealed.

OFF TO HORNY JAIL YALL GO 💀💀🗣️

no jk but nah nah he wont stop there

Youve awakened the fking horny beast in him and how could he refuse his love offering herself so blatantly while your coworkers were literally in the same room?? 🤩😋

He just takes your hand as he proceeds to leave the office

Kuni just yells "Oi, where the hell do you think you're going?! Only told you to tell him to work! Not join his stupid shenanigans!! 😡😡"

YOU KNOW that ur bf just turns around and shoots him that annoying ass smirk, only to say

"But Kunikida, we are off to work actually! Nothing you'd be able to do anyway. Tell me when you've found something interesting in all that paper work of yours! Can tell you that our job will definitely be more fun than that~ 😁😁"

You can only give poor kuni a sheepish smile as atsushi just deadpans at the both of you, muttering a "good luck 😐" towards you as your bf just drags you to his car because your job's gonna be too loud to do at the ada and going home wont be an option since dazai's not patient in that sense 💀💀💀

Already sending prayers to you for having to go back to "work" while being sore af and dazai looking like he got out of a 10 day wellness vacation 😭🥲🥲

dazai's actually gonna spare our poor kuni by kinda doing some paper work but our man will be forever traumatised bc hes not oblivious 🗣️

Especially after seeing your neck littered with hickeys 😭😭 u cant hide them, youve got a damn mosquito as a bf 💀

kuni just tosses a bottle of water your way without looking at u bc he thinks its not modest to shamelessly look at them 😤 I LOVE U KUNI

"thanks, i guess" is all you'll hear from him bc at the end, you DID get dazai to work but at what cost 😭

Kunikida Doppo

Flabbergasted. Shocked. Disappointed. Shamefully not too hard to turn on. 💀

His first reaction is gonna be like u just told ur mom u forgot to do the laundry 😭

DEF gonna scold your ass off for saying such things in such an inappropiate setting

its not your fault hes being so hot during work 😤😤😤😤

Tell him off for being so handsome!! 🤩

Wont stop his scolding but u cant take him serious when hes fumbling over his words

Still manages to thank you for ur compliment even though its embarassing af 😭 no way would he refuse such kind words from his love 😋

So anyway it could go two ways with him

The first would be if yall wouldnt be alone at the ADA

You go up to him to ask him about a report you need help with

Ive never seen kuni tie his hair up but... imagine catching him doing that...

With the hair tie in his mouth as he pulls his hair back and like...

It makes u think of the times you'd yank it back during yk what 🤭

So he notices you gape at him and is all like "🤨 are you alright?"

Cue to you just uttering "Damn, kuni. You only gotta ask. Am just a hole for you anyway" out of nowhere

LMAO you can just hear dazai cackling from the couch as your bf just looks at you like 😳 with his mouth agape and everything

Dazai just walks up to you to pat your shoulder

"Kunikida, you've got quite the daring girlfriend!" "SHUT YOUR ANNOYING MOUTH UP"

kuni just quickly ties his hair back and BROO he nearly feels so violated and exposed 😭😭😭😭

Why would u do this to him AT WORK 😭

Ngl u and dazai prob team up to annoy him to death like hes just so fun to TEASE 😤

Anyway he just tells you to get back to work and when u tell him you need some help, he begrudgingly does it bc its important but you can still his hands shake a bit and his face is red as he tries to give you advice on ur work skskksks 💀

Be ready to get scolded for HOURS when yall are on ur way home 🤓

But dw u know how to shut his beautiful mouth up 🤭😋

But if you do the whole thing while yall are alone at work bc kuni decided to stay a bit longer then THATS a different story

Lets say he does the same thing again as above ^ and u say the same thing

He'll def turn a bit red and tell you that you cant say stuff like that during work!

"But kuni, we're alone and no ones gonna come back anyway. It's nearly 8pm after all."

The sun's setting and the only light that softly illuminates the room and it just steals ur fking breath bc 😭 hes so gorgeous with his hair open 😭😭😭

But u can still see his gaze on u, making ur knees weak bc BROO

horny jail for kuni too????? 💀💀💀

jk but he'll clear his throat and just say "a work place is still a work place so i cant let this inappropiate behavior just go like that..."

You're like standing infront of him and he grabs you by your waist, softly kneading it as he tells u to sit on his lap 😭

"Will teach that mouth of yours how to behave. Maybe after this you'll be a bit more tame. Think that idiot has been a bad influence on you like he has with everyone but don't worry. I'll be sure to teach you everything again."

I'll let you imagine the rest here 🤭🤭

Edogawa Ranpo

man just wants to eat his candy in peace, get ur horny ass away from him 🤨🤨🤨🤨

u thought dazai's a whole bitch???? Nah nah this is a MAN CHILD right here

This man wont give u what u want, nah he'll let u suffer alone LOL 💀💀

if this happens at work then 🤷 honestly depends on what mood he is i think

its a hot day in yokohama and the air conditioning is not rly helping yall

so u kinda wanna go grab some ice cream during ur break and u dont need to think twice about asking ur bf to go with u

fr he'll be SO annoying if u dont take him with u 💀 but dw he obviously knows why u r approaching him rn 🤩

but he takes a while to catch on why u just stopped and looked like a fish rn like a combo of this :0 and 😳

he just goes "🤨"

"Damn, the bathroom's close. 'am just a hole for you anyway so let's go" u legit go 😨 after realising what u just said

How no one hears that, idk but this hoe DEF heard u well

U r even more scared bc he just sits there and doesnt react but oops

only needs some sec before he opens his eyes and smirks at u 🤭

"Eh~ You've got guts, Y/N. Saying naughty stuff like that during work hours. Not that I mind though. Just shows how smitten you are by the World's Greatest Detective~"

"N-"

He just waves a finger at u like you're a lil kid getting scolded rn 💀

"Ah ah ah, don't try to refute that fact. Can't blame you for your reaction after all. It's still funny to me that all it took was me losening my tie, gliding a hand through my hair and open up a button of my shirt. ~ "

He just gets up and gives you a peck on your cheek before walking ahead

"I still want that ice ream though! If it's good then I'll give tending to your needs a thought!" 💀 THIS BITCH

but dw he'll make sure to show u how smitten he is after that bc ur mouth just tastes better after some sweet ice cream, right 🤓??

but u know whats the best combo with saying that sentence?

a jealous ranpo 🤩

like ok quick scenario

lets move this outside of work, ok?

So yall are walking around and some random dude decides to hit on u and hello 🤨cant he see that u r legit holding hands with the world's greatest detective??

u kindly tell the man to fuck off but nah hes not letting u chill

wraps protectively his arm around ur waist, clearly showing him that YOU. ARE. TAKEN.

"with that scrawny lookin dude???" bro hes got a death sentence 💀

time for ur bf to show him his skills 🤭 which means threatening him to expose everything about him

immediately tells him where he lives, what he does for a living, where he likes to shop, where his parents live. E. V. E. R. Y. T. H. I. N. G

he just smirks and puffs his chest slightly out as that dude just fking runs off bc id be terrified too 😨

He deserves it tho ✋

"What a fool! Thinking he could challenge ME?! The greatest detective to ever live! See how terrified he was!" hes fking cackling before stopping as he sees ur face

brothers and sisters, we are LOVESTRUCK

and that hoe cann see that right away 💀

"Thank you..." like should we say how hot that was???? maybe 😳😳???

"And?" AH obviously he got us 😭

but we too embarassed to say smth but NICE, theres a nearby alley so u know where hes dragging us 🤩

Pressed up against the wall and hes just centimeters away from u as he asks again

"That wasn't everything you wanted to say, right~? Of course you find me" hot" but just wanna hear it from you, love."

"FUCK, am just a hole for u" 💀😳

goes wide eyed for a sec before chuckling and saying "Well, that wasn't what I wanted to hear but I'll let it count!"

His eyes travel down your neck before finally saying "Hm, I've got an idea in how to make everyone know that you're taken. I deserve a little treat after having saved you, no?" 🤭🤭🤭 got me blushing fr

Anyway problem solved, no one made moves onto u after that and it might turn into a habit before yall go out for the next times 🗣️

But no one's complaining hihi 🤭🤭😳

Fukuzawa Yukichi

oh god where do i even begin 💀

i gotta hold myself back from getting off topic when it comes to HIM 😭

honestly this man has seen and experienced so many things, u gotta do a lot to catch THIS man off guard 💀💀

bro he had to deal with mori's ass in his 20's for too long and STILL deals with it till this day 😐😐😐😐😐

not to mention the agency is like his fking orphanage at this point 😐

Already enough that his first child is still a child with his thirty years of living on this damn planet 🤓

lets say u work at the ADA as well and now yall r holding a meeting to go over some details for a random mission

Idk if its just me but... the way he sits there and is leading that whole shit, telling em what to do and how they could handle it the best way, while encouraging everyone to work hard n stuff... idk....

Its just so HOT 😳😳😳🤭

like hes so charismatic, fuck dazai, yall cant compare ANYONE to this man 😭😭😭😭😭😭 no wonder everyone follows him, id lick his shoes too 😭😭 HORNY JAIL FOR ME?????

anyway he dismisses everyone and the both of you are the last ones to be in the room bc u r just sitting at the table and staring at him like 😳

Dw my girl, hes been noticing the way you've been looking at him the whole time

"Is everything alright, my love? You've been staring at me for quite a while now."

"N-No its nothing 😳"

nah no need to hold back bc we know our knees r gonna buckle the second he takes ur hand

AND HE DOES 🤩🤩

his eyes slightly crinkle at the end as you can see amusement dance in them

"I know that look when something's on your mind. I'll respect your decision to not tell me but I'd like to know what it is."

honestly your red face is already proof enough whats on ur mind but how can u hide it when hes just looking at you with such an intense gaze UGH I LOVE THIS MAAAAAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"W-Well the way you just handle everything with ease even though its a lot of pressure and i dont know...it's just really admirable but also hot when you tell them what to do. wouldnt mind you doing that in the bedroom too, you know. id be a hole for u anytime like this... "

u tryna mumble that shit out of embarassement but he clearly heard you 💀

And he does go wide eyed out of surprise because DAMN thats still pretty straightforward and was kinda the last thing he'd thought you'd say but honestly... he doesnt mind it 💀

in facr hes liking it a bit too much for himself 💀💀 but who is he to complain? Especially when his lover is being so honest with him?

" So you want me to be a bit more authoritative in the bedroom? I-It might be a bit awkward for me to do so but if it's something you desire then we'll gladly try it out together. We should be done with the mission around the evening but if not then..."

you feel his hands gently cup your face as he presses his lips against yours before pulling a bit too soon for your liking

"Then I hope this will suffice until then. I'll be sure to thank you for your patience after everything's over."

THE ONLY THIINNGG

THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS SAY YESSSS 🤩🤩😭😭😭😭😭

IDC IF IM NOT SPEAKING FOR EVERYONE BC

We WILL wait for him OKAY 💀💀✋✋✋

he just strokes your hair lovingly as you try to hide ur face bc hes just too blinding

anyway as the both of u get ready to leave, yall just hear quick shuffling behind yall bc OOPS

THE DOOR WAS OPEN 💀

THE KIDS DIDNT LEAVE LOL 💀💀 THEY HEARD EVERYTHING

"😳☺️🤭😏" u can choose which ADA member would make which face 💀💀💀

ngl u prob sometimes call them ur children and BRO

ranpo actually annoys u for some candy ngl 💀

u once punched dazai's gut bc yk he'd ask the stupid question like

"if you're our mom, would that make you a milf?"

send him back to the MAFIA trash can he came from 🤩🤩

jk but might write a oneshot about him even tho hes difficult to write 💀

will def do a part 2 of this bc it gives me an excuse to simp for these men 💀

[macfrog]

I’m dying for ceo!joel 🥹 can we please have a snippet??

so basically. i may or may not have fucked around and written close to 25k words of work trip smut. loool so paris will likely be spread across two (maybe even three) chapters, but yes you absolutely can have a snippet because i'm fully aware this is taking much longer than anticipated

“Louder, baby,” he replies, groaning when you tighten around him. You whimper. “F-fuck, daddy.” Joel’s fingers squeeze your hips, his pace quickens even more. “Louder.” “They’re gonna – ah – they’re gonna hear.” “Who?” Joel asks. He knows damn well who. You’re only separated by a thin paneled wall. You’d be fucking surprised if the flight attendants haven’t been hearing you for the last twenty minutes. “Baby,” Joel’s voice coos as he bends forward, sweaty chest flat against your back. His lips line with your ear, his breath hot on your skin. “They get paid not to hear.” His hips crack into yours again once, and then halt. You cry out, the sudden feeling of him in his entirety, filling you up, pushing right up against your cervix, too much to bear. Too much to be muffled by the mattress beneath you. “Let – them,” Joel’s hips drag back, slow, leaving you empty, “hear – you.”

thank u guys for being so patient with me i promise i'll make it worth your while 💓💘💖💕💞

[kyojurokoibito]

"With What Time We Have Left"

Pairing(s): kyojuro rengoku x reader

Synopsis/Request :Hi it's me again. Seriously I was beginning to wonder why u disappeared 😢. Enywho can you ignore my recent request and maybe do a kyojuro x reader where reader and him aren't officially a 'couple' (like their still hiding their feelings) but are close friends. Things go fine except that reader finds out she has a heart problem but doesn't tell kyojuro not wanting to burden him. Kyojuro is unaware until he finds ( maybe by mitsuri or Shinobu) out why reader has been avoiding him (heart problem). Then of course our fire baby tells her that he will love her even with a bad heart. Thank you and don't stress urself 💕💕

Genre: angst ->fluff

Warning(s): implied upcoming death, mentions of terminal illness

Kao's Note(s): heyoooo! i love how you're always comin back for requests!💗💗 thank you for your support, and everyone else too! my update schedule is pretty much nonexistent, so thank you for being patient with me! i hope you enjoy!

like i've mentioned before in regards to pining kyojuro, he's so doting and thoughtful

he's always the one who wakes you up, if you're not a morning person. kyojuro will come barreling into your room, sliding your door open with a rumbling, "RISE AND SHINE AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU, Y/N!"

kyojuro will only laugh as you groan before swiftly dodging a pillow your hurled towards him, "too loud and too early..." and you turned over, covering your head with the blanket

the bright hashira merely stepped in your room, sitting by your blanket covered head, "come now, y/n! look," he gently pulled the blanket up slightly before sliding an onigiri underneath. "i brought breakfast for you!"

you swiftly grabbed the onigiri from kyojuro and sat up; the blanket slid off your head, revealing your disheveled bed head as you tiredly chewed the onigiri

"thmmnk you, kyo," you murmured with a mouth full of food before swallowing it. "and good morning."

if you are a morning person, his greeting will be the same: loud, cheerful, and wall shaking. that's just how he is in the morning, except, this time, you match his cheerfulness, "hello, kyo! and good morning to you too!" then, you'd both head down for breakfast with the other hashira and slayers, happily chatting with each other along the way

everyone could tell you were pining for each other

even giyu and master kagaya, one who is extremely horrible at picking up social ques and one who can't even see

the signs are all there: the longing looks you give one another when the other isn't looking, the way kyojuro is always throwing compliments your way, and always touching you in some form(whether that's his shoulder brushing yours when you stand beside each other or an arm wrapped around you during missions for "protection")

it wasn't hard to tell the flame breather was undeniably in love with you

and you weren't any better

the way you sought out kyojuro before anyone else when you needed help, not to mention you know exactly how he prefers his bento boxes before missions and are more than happy to make it for him, or your subtle tugs on his haori whenever you wished for his attention(which he was more than happy to give you)

you were hopelessly in love as well, and rightfully so

if kyojuro were to ever shed tears in front of anyone, it would be—and has been—you.

it was a night where he returned from visiting his father and his little brother, and the former had been in his usual drunken, raging self. but tonight, his words seemed much more hurtful than previous nights

like usual, kyojuro kept his smile for the sake of others, but once he reached the sanctity of his room the tears couldn't stop

you didn't mean to find him in such a sad, vulnerability state, as you only meant to stop to wish him a good night like any other night

but he was grateful it was you of all people, and you held him for hours on end until he went to sleep

not long after that, you had planned on confessing your feelings for kyojuro

you were sure he harbored the same feeling towards you, so you were feeling rather giddy about your confession

until one morning...

you had woken up with a small, sharp pain shooting through the left side of your chest. clutching your chest in pain, your eyebrows furrowed when it was gone as soon as it appeared

it was gone for the rest of the day, so you thought nothing of it

but the pain would shoot through your chest in little bursts before subsiding for the remainder of the day. they'd come first thing in the morning, and later in the afternoon

they never lasted long, so you never really paid it any mind

but as you continued to carry out more missions or train using your total consideration breathing, the pains in your chest began to last much longer

kyojuro is very perspective—especially towards you—and he was quick to take of any subtle changes

the way you began to take quick, short breathes, your shirt–right where your heart resides–is bunched up due to your constant clutching in that area, and the way your brows were furrowed in constant discomfort throughout the day

"y/n," kyojuro called to you one morning, quick to voice his opinion and concerns. "is there something the matter?"

you waved it off, "i'm sure it's just the curry i ate earlier," you smiled, covering up the pain in your chest once more. "it is spicy, you know! i'm sure it'll pass."

kyojuro's lips pressed into a thin line

what you're saying is plausible, of course, but he firmly believes there's somethin else going one. you have been a bit more curry lately...

albeit with heavy doubt, the flame hashira chose to let it go, but he vowed to keep a close eye on you

"thank you, kyo," you proclaimed in gratitude, a broad grin spread across your face as you gave him a thumbs up. "you're always looking out for me!"

he laughed, "of course i do!" it's because i love you, he wanted so badly to say

it wasn't until you were accompanying kyojuro on a mission, did it feel like you took a turn for the worst

the demons you were currently fighting weren't strong by any means, you're both certain any ranked slayer could beat them

but what they lack in strength, they definitely make up for in numbers; that made them out to be worthy opponents without a doubt

as the battle came to an end, and the final demon fell, you and kyojuro ceased your movements. scanning the area in silence searching for anymore lingering demons; you both lowered you blades once you found there were none

"are you alright, kyo?" you quickly made your way to him, examining him closely for any injuries. to which he gave a boisterous laugh, "i am just fine," he eased your worries. "how about you–"

he was cut off by you letting put a painful cry, clutching your chest, kneeling to the ground in pain. "y/n!" kyojuro quickly kneeled next to you, supporting your body against his. "what is wrong?? are you injured?!"

his eyes frantic scanned over your open haori, searching for any blood on your uniform. though he was confused when he found none.

"d-don't...don't worry," you placed a gentle hand on kyojuro's shoulder, giving it a comforting squeeze. "i'm alright. i think," you inhaled a shaky breath. "i think i just over did it a little."

kyojuro wrapped a supporting arm around your shoulders, "are you sure? i think you–" you gently rested your palm on the flame hashira's cheek, cutting him off with the best smile you could muster.

"i'm fine, kyojuro."

you put on a brave face for kyojuro in the moment, but you knew...you knew were completely not fine.

after returning from your joint mission, you and kyojuro parted ways. the flame hashira was adamant about remaining with you, wanting to keep you in his field of vision, but it was a challenge to get him to leave you be

"kyo, i can assure you, i'm fine," you let out a sigh as he continued to trail behind you. he persisted, "y/n," he sped up until he was in front of you, placing he hands onto your shoulders, keeping you in place. "something does not seem right. you are sure–undeniably sure–that you feel alright?"

it was difficult

the strength of kyojuro's gaze weighed heavily on you, and it was difficult not to cave beneath it. you held your ground and lightly placed your hands over his, "kyo, i feel just fine." his eyebrows furrowed, "but–"

"no buts," you gingerly removed his hands from your shoulders, sending a smile his way. "i appreciate your concern, truly kyo, but you don't have to worry." you gave a ligh laugh before pivoting on your heels and tugging at you uniform, "now, i'll see you later. i'm going to go clean off this dirt from our mission."

all kyojuro could do is stare after you, a subtle frown tugging down the corners of his mouth

as you disappeared around the corner, you quickly changed your route and made a beeline to shinobu's estate.

for as long as you could remember, you had always had complications with your heart. unfortunately, money was practically nonexistent within your family, so you were never able to obtain an answer to your problem.

your late father had frequent chest pains as well, so you were at least certaint it was hereditary. you and your mother were certain that was the cause of his death, but the cure was unknown, if it even existed.

the smile that you flashed to kyojuro had been wiped away as soon as you turned away from him. the fabric of your uniform that covered your chest was tightly clutched tightly into your shaking fist.

your balance was off, staggering as you continued your trek to shinobu. the burning pain exploded across your chest, your breath became ragged due to longer breaths causing more pain.

you knew something was wrong.

upon arrival, you were greeted by a bowing aoi, "good afternoon, l/n."

"how many times must i tell you," you took in a sharp breath, causing the girl to instantly raise her head and rushed over to help you. "c-call me y/n."

"come," she said sternly, disregarding your statement. "i will take you to lady shinobu."

"thank you," you smiled weakly. "i was just on my way there."

aoi admired you greatly. you were so strong in her eyes, and the eyes of others, so witnessing you experience such great pain brought a frown to her lips. after watching you effortlessly support others for years, it was hard watching you be the one who was in need of the same support.

but she was happy to offer it to you.

you both neared an examination room, and she aoi sat you down in a haste. "i'll go fetch lady shinobu. i promise to be quick."

she quickly scurried off to find shinobu, not wanting to leave you in this state much longer.

the pain in your chest subsided slightly, allowing you to breathe normally for the time being. a frown tugged your lips downward, remembering these same events happening to your late father.

"oh my," a sudden voice appeared. "aoi was right; you do seem to be in a lot of pain."

you smiled weakly at the insect hashira with a confirming nod, "that, i am. but i do not know why."

shinobu was quick to examine you. placing her hand against your chest, shinobu's eyebrows furrowed at the level of arrhythmia(irregular heartbeat) she felt from your chest. she didn't even need any equipment; she could feel it, and that raised many concerns for her.

she asked for other symptoms you have experienced, and you listed them off: shortness of breath, severe chest pain, nearly painful heartbeat, and irregular heartbeats. total concentration breathing even became excruciating.

"y/n," shinobu looked at you carefully. "has anyone in your family have similarly issues."

"yes," you nodded. "my father did."

she frowned, "you most likely have familial hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. it is a disease that thickens part, or all, of the muscle in the heart." she placed her hand back on your chest, feeling your heartbeat once more. "because you the muscles have thickened so much, it causes your heart to beat much quicker than it should."

"o-oh..." your shoulders dropped as an inquisitive frown took over your features. "i suppose that explains my erratic heartbeat and the pain." shinobu nodded.

"yes, and your shortness of breath, it is due to your left ventricle having less room to hold blood."

mulling over the information you'd received, you connected the dots to your father's sudden death.

"i suppose...that explains why my father's death was so sudden." shinobu solemnly nodded.

"yes, but with you being in such great physical shape, i say you can still live a considerably long life."

"so...there is no cure then." by the way she tried to keep you in a positive mindset, you already knew the answer.

her solemn silence confirmed it.

"all i can do is provide you with this salve," she handed you a small wooden tub. "it will lessen you pain greatly, but...your demon slayer duties must come to an end."

you didn't like that, not at all.

there were people to protect, and not a lot of demon slayers to provide said protection. but...what could you do? the strenuous movement, training, and breathing would only worsen your condition. all you could do was give an understanding nod.

"i understand...th-thank you, kocho."

----

it's only been a few days since your examination, but that's all it took for a certain flame hashira to know something was amiss.

you hadn't accompanied him on any missions, nor have you took on any of your own. no one seemed to more devoted to aiding others than you, so when he heard from a certain medic that your demon slayer days were behind you, he couldn't help but let our a hearty laugh.

"you know how to jest, shinobu!" his shoulders bounced has he laughed before calming down. "now, where is y/n? and please, no jokes this time! i would appreciate a true answer!"

"i'm afraid i am telling the truth, rengoku-san." shinobu answered mournfully as she was wrapping a bandage around an injured hinoto's arm. "she is in no condition to fight any longer."

kyojuro froze.

what did she mean? what had happened to you? were you injured? did something happen on the latest you both went on? you said you were fine, but were you lying? are you in critical condition? and...why didn't you tell him.

"why...what happened? is she here? in your estate?" kyojuro was prepared to hear the worst news.

"no," kocho shook her head, finishing the slayer's bandages. "she is within her own estate now, but with her heart condition, she cannot carry out her duties any longer."

kyojuro's face became firm. "what condition?"

her eyebrows furrowed, "she did not tell you?" he shook his head.

and with that, the insect hashira explained everyone. kyojuro clung to every word she said, and his heart plummeted to his stomach. he couldn't fathom you going through so much pain, and all alone no less.

kyojuro gave a firm nod, "thank you, shinobu."

the flame hashira was quick to make it to your estate, his feet carrying him all over the place to find you.

emiko, a little girl girl who assisted you around you estate, called out to him, "rengoku-san!" to which he turned to them, watching as they pointed him to the field of your estate with a beaming grin. "lady y/n is out there! in the garden!"

he gave emiko a grateful smile, ruffling her hair before going in that direction. "much obliged, little one!"

as he hurried outside, desperate to find you, stopping in his tracks once his eyes finally fell over your seated form.

you were draped in your favorite kimono, one that was gifted to you by the flame hashira himself, sipping on the warm tea shinobu had advised you to drink to keep you calm.

you looked so beautiful.

kyojuro calmly made his way to you, trying not to startle, which he did successfully before taking a seat beside you. of course, you knew of his presence before he was seated, but you opted to say nothing. it wasn't an uncommon occurrence for him to show up and you both just enjoy the company of one another.

although, this time, you knew something was on his mind.

"kyojuro," you spoke gently. "what's wrong?"

"why didn't you tell me?" his voice was firm, but he wasn't angry. not at you...never at you.

a moment of silence was shared between you, contemplating what to say. you're a smart woman, so you knew what he was referring too.

"i...i didn't want to burden you with this," you looked down at the cup of tea you set on the grass. "you have your own life, your own burdens to carry. i couldn't possibly trouble you with this, especially something that is inevitable."

"my y/n," kyojuro slid closer to you. "you know you could never burden me. not...not when i carry so much love for you."

there it is.

the confession you knew long ago. you weren't blind, and you'd be lying if you say you didn't harbor so much love for him. you loved him so much it was nearly frightening.

you gave a sad smile, "i know you do, kyo. and...i carry much love for you as well, b-but..." your smile slowly vanished from your face, causing kyojuro to tenderly cup your cheek.

"but what," he gently urged. "what is wrong?"

"i couldn't possibly ask you to tie yourself down to me," you shook your head slowly. "not when my time here is uncertain. i...i cannot promise i will be with you in 10 years, 5 years, 3 years, o-or even tomorrow." your lip began to quiver as slow tears fell down your cheeks, and kyojuro gently wiped them away as they fell. "how could i asked you to stick by me, to love me, when it would do nothing but break your heart in the end. that...that would be to selfish of me."

kyojuro understood where you were coming from, but he didn't agree, not in the slightest, and he was determined to make you see that.

"oh, sweet y/n," kyojuro wiped your tears with his thumb. "more than anything–right now–i want you to be selfish right now."

"w-why..." you frowned. "i'm not sure how much longer i have."

"i know that," kyojuro smiled. "that is why i wish to make the rest of your life as joyful as i can. if we are not guaranteed next year, or even tomorrow...let us make today the most memorable day of our lives."

he pulled you into his lap, gently tilting your head up for you to look at him. he gently brought his lips to yours, sealing them in a sweet kiss. his smile couldn't be helped as he felt your arms wrap around his neck, pulling him closer as you melted against him. after slowly parting from one another, kyojuro rested his forehead against yours, bestowing the most loving gaze upon you.

"i promise to give you a lifetime of love with what time we have left."

[loveanddeepdick]

OH MY GOD i did NOT realize i was at this milestone guys. do not make me sob. my matchups started as a 200 follower thank you event and i didn’t know i had this number of followers since i was.. well.. in the hospital 🙂.. BUT THANK U THANK U!!

matchups and requests are being done asap! please be patient with me i am just one girl typing on her phone and sometimes her computer haha. anyways, thank you SO SO much OH MY DAYS!! MUAH! there is so much more writing to come and i hope u guys enjoy reading it all!! happy browsing ❤️❤️💕💕💗💗💖💞

[luvmake]

I’m new and I already love ur prompts💕💕😭 can u pls write some couple argument prompts 🙏🏾 with dialogue too, if u see this THANK YOU QUEEN🥰

❝CAN WE FIX IT?❞

tag when used so I can see your work! <3

— "I hate this distance you're keeping between us!"

— "Why are you asking so many questions? You're acting like a child."

— "I don't want to see you!" "You can't be serious."

— "I've been the only one putting effort into this relationship."

— "Don't you dare give me another one of your useless excuses."

— "I need you! Where have you been the times I needed you?"

— "You don't answer my texts or calls, how could I not be suspicious?" "No, you just don't trust me enough!"

— "Be honest with me...do you still feel anything for me?"

— "Of course I care for us!" "You certainly don't seem like it."

— "I have done nothing but be patient with you!"

— "Glad to know I'm the least important thing in your life right now."

— "What do you want from me? To throw away all I've worked for?" "All I'm asking for is your time."

— "Stop pushing me aside!"

— "I think...I think we need a break." "No! Baby, we can fix this, please."

— "You're always so dramatic, I'm sick of it!" "And I'm sick of you constantly belittling my feelings!"

— "I just need space." "Sure, go ahead and continue avoiding me."

— "This silence is tearing me apart, don't you get that?"

— A seeing B starting to tear up, and that shatters their angry resolve. A takes small steps towards them and motions to cup B's face, but A's heart shatters even more when B steps away from them.

— "You haven't the faintest clue of how alone I've felt."

— "I just wish you'd spend more time with me." "You know I have more important things to do than to be around here all the time!"

— "I don't think this will work out." "Don't, don't say that..."

— "Being petty will get us nowhere." "We weren't getting anywhere to begin with."

— "I love you still, you know?" "Well, then start acting like it."

— "I told you I needed time." "You don't even have to let me in, but please, just listen to me."

— "Those are my friends, what was I supposed to do?" "Defend me!"

— "All I do these days is sit around and wait for you like an idiot!"

— "You really think I don't love you anymore?"

— "I think I'm losing the right to call you mine."

— "You always play the victim card! Do you ever stop and think how I feel?"

[celestie0]

I’m so sorry that you have to deal with that. It genuinely is a gap in maturity because he’s a person with a life before reader (I know Gojo is fictional but for the sake of this topic I’m going to ask yall to be realistic since IHM touches on a lot of reality). People aren’t just side characters to your story, they’ve existed and will continue to exist whether or not you’re around. That doesn’t devalue anyone or make them gross, that’s just life 😭

You are absolutely right that it is a red flag if someone (that’s interested in relationships and stuff) has not had any prior experience bc that means there’s a reason for it 😭

We still don’t even know WHY they split, people break up over things all the time and sometimes nobody is the villain in the story. We don’t really know all that much about Gojo yet so let’s be patient PLS

Yes we’ve seen that his ex is going to try and get him back but we literally know nothing about where Gojo and Y/N stand at that point. Right now, we know they’re (at least physically) attracted to each other but they’re not at the point where exclusivity is expected. Maybe the ex is trying to wait out their marriage, maybe she actually does just suck but we DONT KNOW ANYTHING YET PLS WAIT 😭

I’m so sorry you’re getting those asks. I get that people are super excited but damn, these are the things that discourage writers from sharing their works or leaving platforms. The worst thing we can do is pressure someone (unless it’s gege) to change their story so that it’ll please you. LET AUTHORS COOK (unless it’s gege) 😤

ILYSM and I’m so sorry about the essay 😞 I got your back and will support any and all decisions you make as an author 🥰 now get behind me 🤺🤺🤺

hiiii makimais bb thx sm for ur sweet words ahhhh i adore u. n you’re one of my readers who understands ihm so much n so it really means a lot 😭💕

thank u sm. yes i think i have always try to write my gojos as their own ppl. i want to develop them outside of just the reader. this is partially bc i adore canon gojo n it’s fun to picture how he would think/feel/act in these alternate universes im putting him in based on what we know of his personality per gege, but also i think that it makes a story more interesting? i have high standards for media i consume, esp when it comes to character devlopment, so there is high chance i will include things in fics that ppl may not like if it means it matches my vision for the character’s growth

and yeahh i think that’s the thing. i understand being antsy over learning things ab the story, but like…we don’t know anything ab ihm gojo (well i know everything ab him actually but yall stay safe tho 😂😂😂) n so the pre emptive hate was kinda shocking

yes pls lemme cook i promise i’m makin a meal over here. truuussstttt. and if it’s not to ur liking, simply leave the restaurant hahah

thanks bb <3 love u tooooo n yes ellie has been feeling a lil fragile lately so i shall get behind u ty

[devildom-moss]

hiii! i just saw your requests are open and imagine my excitement!! bcs aaa i rlly really love your writings💕💕theyre such a treat to read, the shenanigans and character interactions are so captivatingly written that i am: Smitten

could i req: a short platonic fic where luke teaches you (gn!mc), a chronic instant noodles eater++kitchen-illiterate person, how to cook?

i think it wud be a funny sight for the rest of purgatory hall getting to see this lil angel easily navigate a stove/handles a knife while the actual adult is struggling not to mix sugar nd salt (also ik he mostly bakes but im of the mind that canon was meant to be ignored HAHA and besides theres not enough fics of luke gettin to be mc's guardian angel)

please tag me @diodellet too, thank you (not to rush u or anyth, by all means take your time to work your magic, writing words gets hard smtimes) 💕💕💕i hope you have a wonderful day and remember to hydrate!!

Thank you so much! That’s so sweet! I hope you’ll like it. I'm sorry that it got a little (or a lot) longer than I intended, but it was a really cute idea. @diodellet

Luke teaching a kitchen-illiterate gn!MC to cook

“You know, MC,” Simeon mused, handing you a sandwich, “I’d like to try your home cooking someday.”

The members of Purgatory Hall had invited you to a picnic – Simeon and Luke prepared all the food. Solomon offered to help them, but Simeon insisted that since it was Luke’s idea to have a picnic that day, Luke should be responsible for the cooking. However, as Luke’s guardian, Simeon had to be there to help. Usually, Luke would have protested being treated like a child, but if it got Solomon out of the kitchen, he’d tolerate it.

“Yeah, good luck with that,” Solomon laughed.

“What’s so funny?” Raphael asked.

“MC doesn’t cook,” Solomon informed everyone on your behalf.

“What?” Luke was shocked. “Why not? What do you do when it’s your day to cook? I thought you and those demons split the chores up.”

“I usually just order out or get some of those pre-made meals. Honestly, we eat a lot of instant food when I’m on cooking duty. I can’t really do much without ruining the food.”

“You’re joking, right?” Simeon chuckled, but when you failed to laugh along, his face stiffened up. “Right?”

“Nope, they’re completely lost in the kitchen. Asmo told me that he tried to teach them how to make an omelet and everything inside was undercooked and cut into huge, uneven chunks. They even burned the eggs,” Solomon told on you.

“Oh, you’re one to insult someone’s cooking.” You narrowed your eyes at him before turning back to the bewildered angels. “But he’s right. I’m pretty incompetent in the kitchen. No one ever really taught me, and they’re not usually patient enough for me to learn.”

“That’s unacceptable, MC!” Luke shouted. “You need to be able to cook. What if you get sick from poor nutrition? Besides, cooking is fun. I’ll teach you.”

“Luke, you don’t have to do that. That sounds like it will be a lot of trouble for you.” You declined his offer, worried that he was simply pitying you.

“Nonsense! I insist! If you don’t learn, I’ll always be worried about you eating right or getting hurt in the kitchen. Just come for one lesson. If you hate it, we’ll figure something else out. Please?”

“Okay,” you admitted defeat. “Thank you, Luke.”

“Good.” Luke grinned. “Come to Purgatory Hall tomorrow afternoon.”

Simeon greeted you at the door that afternoon, a bright smile on his face. “I’m so glad you’re here. Luke has been up since early morning getting ready for your arrival.”

“Simeon!” Luke shouted at him, flushed with embarrassment. “It wasn’t that early. Come in, MC. Raphael made you an apron last night, so he’s still asleep.”

You put on the well-made and rather adorable apron and followed Luke to the kitchen. Jars of spices and nearly a dozen fruits and vegetables were set out on the counter. Luke went through the trouble of picking out produce that he had seen you eat before and ones that weren’t especially difficult to prepare or handle.

“Uhm, so,” you drew out the “o” sound while you scrambled to figure out what he had planned, but you were at a loss. “What are we making today?”

“Take a guess.”

“Salad?” you responded, uncertain of your guess.

“No – but that would have been a good beginner meal, too. We’re making soup – well, actually, curry.” Luke beamed at you, quite proud of his choice. “Curry is highly customizable. We can make it mild or spicy to suit your tastes, we can make it vegan or vegetarian, and you can change up the ingredients with the seasons. And there’s nothing more comforting and loving than making soup for yourself and those you care about.”

“Is curry a soup?” you questioned him.

“Well, let’s not get into that.” Simeon laughed awkwardly. He turned to Luke and pat him on the head gently. “I’m leaving MC in your hands, Luke. Be a good little teacher and call me over if you need help with anything.”

“Simeon! I’ve got this,” Luke whined and began pushing Simeon out of the kitchen from behind. Simeon waved goodbye to you during his forceful expulsion.

You put your hand to your mouth to prevent yourself from laughing or cracking a smile at how cute they were. When Luke returned guardian-less he symbolically dusted his hands off and instructed, “okay, we both need to wash our hands before we start cooking. Then we’ll wash all the produce you want to use.”

“Yessir,” you saluted him in jest before following orders. With clean hands, you perused the options.

Among other ingredients, there were two varieties of Devildom mushrooms, peppers, potatoes, revelation tomatoes, ghost pumpkin, and putrid pineapple. Your eyes landed on a deep red stalk. You picked it up. “What’s this one, Luke, some kind of Devildom celery?”

Luke blinked at you in amazement. “That’s rhubarb. It’s a human world vegetable. Solomon decided to grow some.”

“O-oh,” you set it down, embarrassed and half-expecting Luke to laugh.

“That’s okay. It does fit in with Devildom fruit and vegetables, doesn’t it?” Luke smiled at you innocently.

“I guess so. How many fruits and vegetables should I pick?”

“A couple. Add what you think will taste good. I’ll let you know if you make any awful choices, but I trust you.”

Something about his confidence in the face of your absolute lack of skill was comforting – like it was unlikely that you would fail, and if you might, he’d guide you away from a Solomon-level disaster. You grabbed the ghost pumpkin, chickpeas, red peppers, and a Devildom variety of chili pepper. “Is this okay?”

“Yeah, that will be great.”

“Is there anything you want to add, Luke?”

“Let’s add some revelation tomatoes! Barbatos brought these over just yesterday and they look amazing. We should add garlic and shallots or onions, too. Those are usually a given in curry, though.”

“I’m learning already,” you smiled through your words.

Luke watched over you diligently. After showing you the proper technique, he kept an eye out as you minced the garlic and shallots. He even corrected your hand position before he let you cut anything, ensuring that your fingers were curled or at least out of the way. It was adorable to hear him call the curled hand position the “cat paw.” In its own way, it was also pretty cute to watch a little angel holding a big knife. When you finished cutting up your half of the roasted pumpkin a good minute after Luke had finished his, it looked disappointing. Although, to be fair, Simeon and Solomon popping their head out from the hall to get a peak into the kitchen was a bit distracting.

“It’s kind of a mess compared to yours,” you noted, sheepishly.

“That’s okay.” Luke grinned and scooped your pumpkin pieces into the bowl with his. “They’re all about the same size, and there’s no seeds on them. They’ll cook up fine, and once they’re in the curry, no one will notice if they weren’t cut up that nicely as long as the food tastes good.”

You were taken aback by his optimism and sweetness – and so was whoever took a sharp inhale from the living room.

You and Luke were halfway through cutting the peppers and the aromatics were already in the pot along with a roux – adjusted to your spice level – when Solomon entered the kitchen. “Mind if I help you out in here?”

“Oh, no thank you.” You shook your head and added the coconut milk into the pot as Luke had instructed. “Luke’s doing a great job teaching me.”

“I’m a great cook,” he lied, mostly to himself, “I’m sure I could teach you a thing or two.”

“They said ‘no,’ Solomon. We can do this ourselves.”

“Come on,” Solomon tried to persuade you both.

“I’m bonding with Luke, so no.”

That was enough to shut Solomon up. He couldn’t bring himself to come between yours and Luke’s bonding time. “Can we at least come in and watch?”

“’We?’” you questioned him.

“It’s so boring trying to watch from the living room. Simeon couldn’t see well when you accidentally turned on the back burner and wondered why the pot hadn’t heated up after 5 minutes. It was really funny.”

“Your stove is different than the one at the House of Lamentation, you rude old wizard.”

“Come on, it was also really cute, MC.”

“As cute as one of your wizard staffs giving you a prostate exam?” You narrowed your eyes at him. Luke decided to tune out your fighting as he dumped the vegetables and chickpeas into the water.

“Maybe, but that’s a bit kinky to mention in front of Luke.” Solomon laughed and turned away. “Anyway, I’m going to get the others.”

“It was an insult you dirty old–” you started, but it was too late; he was already down the hall – and you didn’t actually have an insult on hand. Luke sighed and shook his head at you two. It wasn’t like he was above bickering, but no one should argue in a kitchen.

“While we have a minute, the last thing we need to cut up is the revelation tomato. We need to give it a secret, something good. I think we should both tell it a secret, what do you think, MC?”

“Okay. I’ll go first.” You looked at Luke’s adorable face as you took the tomato and made your choice. “Dear tomato, Luke is a really good teacher, and I’m glad he offered to teach me because I’m pretty useless in the kitchen. It’s usually embarrassing and pretty scary, but not when Luke is here to help. I’m really proud of him. And I know we’re not done with the dish yet, but I’m proud of myself, too – at least a bit.”

You handed the tomato to Luke. Sure, it wasn’t the juiciest of secrets, but you were happy with it. It felt right – like how the vegetables you picked out felt right or how the spices you added felt right. Luke stepped into the corner to whisper his secret to the tomato.

Luke had just finished telling the tomato his secret when Simeon, Raphael, and Solomon piled into the kitchen.

“So, how’s it going?” Simeon asked sweetly.

“MC’s doing a great job,” Luke bragged on your behalf while you focused on dicing the tomato. Whatever secret Luke had shared, the combination of both of your secrets had combined to make a perfectly juicy tomato that was fragrant and slightly sweet.

“Smells good,” Raphael commented.

“Thank you, Raph. And thank you for the apron. It’s cute.”

“No problem. I’m glad you didn’t cut any fingers off or get any blood on it.” Everyone ignored his grim comment. “You should take it home with you for when you cook for the brothers. I can always make you an apron specifically for here.”

“We could have matching aprons, MC!” Luke almost jumped with joy before restraining himself. He added, timidly, “Of course, that’s only if you want to have more cooking lessons.”

“I’d love to, Luke.”

You added the tomatoes into the pot, gave it a stir, turned the heat down, and added the lid on to allow the curry to simmer. Luke clapped his hands together and said, “Excellent. Lunch will be ready soon. I prepared some rice to go along with it.”

“When did you have time to do that?” you asked, stunned by what seemed to be the sudden appearance of a rice cooker on one of the counters. How had you not heard that going?

“While you were chopping vegetables.”

“Well, I’ll go set the table.” Simeon was reluctant to leave the precious sight of you and Luke in the kitchen. He never imagined you’d be so lost, nor did he imagine that Luke would make such an excellent teacher. Still, at least he would have the opportunity to see his favorite angel sorry Raphael and favorite human not sorry Solomon cooking together again.

“I’ll get some Demonus and some juice for Luke.” Raphael took his leave.

With every bowl filled, you stared around the table nervously. Who should take the first bite? What if it was awful? Confident, Luke dug in. You watched him carefully.

“This is good – if I do say so myself. You did a great job, MC.”

“It’s delicious,” Simeon added with a grin.

“Asmo would never believe that you made this,” Solomon offered his backhanded compliment. “I’m going to take a picture and share it on Devilgram. I should caption it ‘Thank you Luke and MC for making lunch.’”

“Good job, you two.” Raphael nodded.

“I couldn’t have done this without Luke.” All the praise was starting to get embarrassing, so you turned to Luke. “Thank you so much for teaching me.”

Luke was grinning from ear to ear. He could ace all his exams and he still wouldn’t feel prouder than he was now.

Bonus:

Luke’s secret:

“I’m so happy that I can finally help MC with something. They’re always helping me out, and I don’t get to repay the favor very often. I’m worried about them being alone, but if they can cook, that’s one less thing I have to worry about. I hope I can keep teaching them, and they’ll think of me as someone they can rely on.”

A/N: Sorry it took me so long to finally get to another request. I've been kind of out of it, and instead of committing to one request and finishing it, I started like 4 at once. I'll try to get on with the others soon, though.

[moonchild033]

Hi,

Thank you so much for informing me that I can send a question here in your asks.

I still consider myself a newbie when it comes to vedic astrology so I just wanted to know your general opinion about my placements(if you can throw in some career suggestions, that would be greatly appreciated):

Anuradha Scorpio Sun 1st house 10°

Ashlesha Moon 9th house 18°

Jyeshta Scorpio Rising 23°

Uttara Phalguni Leo Midheaven 27°

Should I put the lowest degree and highest degree planet fpr funsies?

Lowest : Mercury Moola Sagittarius 0° 2nd

Highest : Venus Chitra Virgo 25° 11th

When i read about about Ashlesha moon, it answered all of the questions that my Leo moon western astrology couldn't answer.

I hope my question is okay(?)

Thank you for letting me ask.

Hey boo! ❤💫

It's gonna be a long post :)

Let's explore ur placements one at a time-

Scorpio rising (Jyeshta, 23°):

Scorpio rising kids would've been born to their parents when they were going through a comparatively rough phase. As a jyeshta rising, u will be calculative and have a way with your words as jyeshta star is ruled by mercury. People will admire you for the choice of your words and the politeness in your tone. Ur degree placement is in Aquarius which makes u look pretty intelligent to the world. Simply put, sign ruler (mars) will make you determined and passionate, star ruler (jyeshta) will make u strategic and clever, degree (23°) will give u out of the box thinking and the trait to form good interpersonal relationships. These combinations can also end up in over confidence or disregard people who are not up to the scale of intelligence u have (Be conscious about this boo if it's relatable in ur case)

Scorpio sun (Anuradha, 10°):

Your 10H ruler is in first house which can make you daydream about being a boss. You are career oriented and don't like to climb the ladder, you would dream about being on the top as soon as you enter into professional life. Scorpio sun in 1H can also give u bit of headweight and know it all attitude, even though you don't propaganda it openly, it can sometimes show up in your behavior, you should be conscious about that. Your sun in anuradha star shows that u possess good leadership qualities and the perseverance to put in consistent hardwork. You're a diplomatic person, it can be affected by your overwhelming emotions at times but your external demeanor will manage it very well . You also have Capricorn degrees, which adds more to your goal oriented and bossy qualities. Overall it seems like your sun placement is THAT pack, creating the burning desire of success inside you.

Cancer moon (Ashlesha, 18°):

You have moon in it's own house, 9H moon is also a lucky placement. You may have strong orthodox religious beliefs and enjoy reading/experiencing spirituality.You may travel for gaining wisdom on spiritual endeavors. You're an emotional person but your ashlesha star gives you a control over it, u know when to strike and when not to. As a mercury ruled star, ashlesha will develop your curiosity on knowing yourselves and decoding your own self. You can be creative and imaginative, particularly talented in writing (maybe poems?!). You could have had a secret diary which u might have hidden or threw away, getting scared of people reading it (The point is you might have written your emotions, that could've been your major outlet). You have 18°, which can make you more introverted and patient.

I tried to cover up as much as I could but it would be better if you can split up questions in the ask.

I didn't touch anything career related as I need more information (whole chart) and time (at least a week) to sit and process. I hope you understand and thank you for your ask.😇

Feel free to ask any more queries or give feedback! I'm open to constructive criticisms bcoz that's the only way we grow.💕

Let's learn and grow together! 🤗💋

With Love-Yashi ❤⚡

[wtfliaa]

Ohhh myyyy godddd girl it's sooo beautiful 😍❤️ and it's resonates so good i love it like you just tell me the truth, i had been participating in few games and they tell me the same 😭 and hopeless romantic heart making me sooo romantic ughh i wanna learn this too 😭 omo I'm crying with happiness well just tell me on which thing you want your moodboard I'll make it for you but with my intuition so you have to give me your name or initial zodiac and gender and favourite season ok

Lamo thanks alot love 💕😘 byee we will talk alot okay byee take care 😘💅

Aww thank you so much I’d love that (my placements wait u alr know them lol), I always want to make people happy by sending their board without sugarcoating stuff,since I barley get the opportunity to participate because I’m always late or I’m ignored lol. Glad you liked it and thank you for being so kind and friendly AND PATIENT ❤️

[whoreish-behaviour]

Ayo so 9ft tall hot alien colonizers am I right 👀👀💫??? Thanks sm for writing the PERFECTION that is Revenant 💕✨️💞 BTW that fic got me thinking...

So after the events of TWOW, Miles, near dead tbh, comes across a Nav'vi woman who was separated from her family when trying to escape one of his RDA raids on the villages in search for Jake. She's terrifed of him because she remebers him, but her kind soul patches him up and nurses his weak form back to health in her makeshift home. When recovered, he takes her in for reasons immediately unknown to him or her (but he tells his commanding officer some bs about gaining the hostiles trust or something).

She, being just an average ocean Nav'vi with no warrior spirit in her (kind of like a temeperment similar to Tsireya) can't understand a word of English, and Miles can only understand 5% of what she's saying. They have lost their only reliable translator (Spider), so Miles wants to learn to communicate with her directly because he hates 3rd party communication anyway (as shown by his continued attempt at learning and speaking Nav'vi). He starts to teach her English using his very limited Nav'vi that Spider had taught him.

At first she is of course terrified of him cause he just took her to a place filled with Sky People (of which her only experices with involve deaths, cruelties, and pain). She wonders why he took her with him (spoiler: he took her cause she helped him, was cute, all alone, and the lost/scared/helpless eyes she gave him when he initially came across her got to him. I imagine she looked similar to how Tsireya looked when her dad yelled at her for her allowing Lo'ak to bond with the outcast).

As Miles starts attempting to talk to her in her language and teach her his own language, she starts seeing another side of him. The side that loves his comrades, loves his son, had listened to his sons pleas for mercy on her people, has strong duty to his people (which is respected in her village), jokes around with her and his comrades, and protects her even when really has no reason to since she's technically the enemy. She has to fight this growing warmth and respect for him with the horrible things she sees him do to her people for his mission and personal vegnece against jake, and the horrible things the Sky People he has strong loyalties to continue to do to her home of Pandora. Ofc they are also both physically attracted to each other so this can be mature rated if u feel comfortable (I surely wouldn't mind a bonding ... or several occuring).

Mostly, Miles teaching her English and trying to get past her initial fear of him and all his dominating "demon" presence when he can barely communicate with her. It'd be cute if the first thing she learns to call him is "colonel" because that's what everyone calls him. And even though he later teaches her his name, she still calls him that endearingly. Like, "Miles" is for when she's mad at him 😂.

Miles is real patient with her because she is a good girl. Shes just mostly scared and confused by many things in her new environment (her own emotions most included). Miles is mostly just being himself around her, very aware that shes watching him quite cautiously and curiously. Because of her distrust of Sky People, she's by Miles' side alot, but mostly stays silent because she can't really understand what others are saying around her in rapid English so she just pretty much ignores everyone else and focuses on her Colonel. She reads his eyes, his ears, his tail, and his breathing just to know what's really going on with him. Even after she learns some english from him, she has also learned to understand Miles without his having to speak. Miles keeps his Nav'vi by his side and she answers to no one except her Colonel. Legit Miles would be mad protective of her. No one touches her but him. Real territorial ish. I'm sorry this is getting outta hand. 😂

I just love Stockholm syndrome tropes sm! And u write it so well 😆👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽💞 certified good ish. Thanks for the thought 💡.

‘Pretty much ignores everyone else and focuses on her Colonel’ BDJSHSBBFSJHDHD SO MF CUTEEE

THIS IS AMAZINGGG I LOVE IT SM

I adore the whole idea of her being able to read him without necessarily understanding the words coming out his mouth, I think he pairs so well with someone like that (lord knows that man would rather have his tail bitten then talk about his emotions).

Would 10000% be extremelyyyy over protective, that terrified expression on your face the day he met you still makes him grimace. You’d have to always be in his eyesight or tucked safely under his arm.

I also think that once you had settled down at his side, the crew would begin to accept you more - your kind nature practically forcing them to.

Like a baby sheep being taken in by a pack of wolves that absolutely adore you.

[sukirichi]

suki, just...wow. each new chapter was way more tense and exciting than the last. i feel like im watching a kdrama.

first of all, i hate the queen. she's miserable and dragged an innocent child which lead to this. the king should also be blamed too, maybe things would've been different if he was a lil more nice and patient with the queen. still i hate her making yn more miserable.

and then rin... i give him a 5/10 & a disapppointed look this chapter. he has his own reason and he probably wants yn to hate him. i still haven't forgiven him for dragging yn to all of this but knowing you're just being used as a tool and is probably disposable must hurt a lot. i think leaving the crown would be the best for him. you got freedom to do what you want as well as freedom from the cold and harsh palace.

lastly... KIYOOMI X YN ✡️🛐endgame✡️🛐 please i beg you suki. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!! first u drop that itachiyama, hot farmer prince kiyoomi, that endearing and sweet omi, to that dream omiyn almost fucking, then omi protecting yn from rin and then this chapter. then the long awaited REAL KISS!!! "use me" AGHHHHH PLEASE. true love is not real if they are not end game.

ps. good luck on your exams!!!

ANONNN that’s the biggest compliment ever ily 😭💕 ‘i give him a 5/10 and a disappointed look.’ why am i picturing those scenes where a parent just looks at the mess their child made, sighs, and shakes their head 😭 like no words, just purely a sigh of exhaustion. HMMM YES i also want rin to leave the royal family 😭 i remember in my old dtd drafts, i had written some outlines on the daily life of commoner! rin and his struggles to integrate to civil society hehe

‘love is not real if they are not endgame’ TEMPTEDDD so tempted to just write more of hot farmer kiyoomi, need to see him working on his farm shirtless and sweaty UGH give me those golden abs RIGHT NEOOWW!! also thank you so much, i am hoping i do well on my exams, fingers crossed 🌷

[miutonium]

Boogie Man, Utionium and Bubbles!! ~@soft-spooks (good luck in class btw u got this!)

Thank you! I did okay for class when you send this Ask but I am now back in class and Im hoping it go well today ;w; thank u for the well wishes 💕💕💕

The Boogie Man 🎵 — Quick! Put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first five songs that come up!

My playlist basically went Mr.Worldwide 🧍‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Professor Utonium 🥼 — Are there any scientific inventions or discoveries that fascinate you?

You heard of girlies telling true crime like tea so let me talk about antibiotics like them too 💅

Radioactive is cool but the history of Penicillin (the first pure Antibiotic) is one of my fav. Im just gonna write a very simplified version of it after rereading it just now lol

There's reports of usage of mold to treat infection way way back before the 20th century especially in ancient greek and egypt but the creation of the first fully synthetic and commercialise antibiotic only started during the early 40s so like if you get any bacterial infection from uhhh lets say a cut on your pinky, you rubbed your eyes with a dirty hand, you look as someone at the wrong time, you had a hanky panky with Patty at the back alley or maybe you just exist, you can die. Existing antimicrobial meds like sulfanilamide even the strongest one sometimes doesnt work with diseases that in modern days we can simply heal with just 1 course of antibiotics.

Anyway how we discovered Penicillin was purely by accident when back in 1929, Alexander Fleming discovered one of the strep strain he was cultivating in his petri dish that he left for a few days for a holiday seemed off. Upon closer inspection he realized there's a strain of mold that grew on the dish and noticed that the bacteria didnt grow around the mold ring so he conducted a few experiments to comfirm his discovery and ended up publishing a paper about his findings. Despite this though no one wanted to do anything about it. They read the paper and just left him on seen and Fleming wasnt a chemist, he's a biologist, the lowest of the low for the nerds back in the 19th century because all the cool kids major in physics and studying radioactive and actively promoting radioactive quackery while their jaw is rotting off from the radium exposure so he couldn't do anything about it and he just let his research in the back burner until like 10 years later a group of nerds at Oxford found his paper and like "wait this man was actually cooking" and decided to take the challenge to purify this mold juice and see if they can turn it into an antibiotic.

In early stages of their research, there didnt use like a big steep container to 'procure' the mold but instead uses a narrow container with large surface area, think of casserole dish to get the juice because the mold only grows on the surface of the liquid instead of inside the liquid. Purifying isn't easy, at least 2000 litres of purified Penicillin juice were needed just to make antibiotics enough to treat 1 person so 2 of the big nerds, Howard Florey and Norman Heatley flew to the US and asked if anyone could mass produce it and then like jump to idk pages of wikipedia page later it was being mass produced in the early 40s during the peak of WW2 (there's too many conflict happens during this and the girls are fighting over who should be credited for it and I am not into some nerd drama rn)

Here's some interesting facts that I found out while reading:

- During the early stages of mass production, they still haven't produce enough Penicillin for the people they're treating and running clinical trials and they discovered that patients who received Penicillin shot also excreted those antibiotics back into their urine. At least 70% of the Penicillin they got is stored in the balls floating in the urine so they took the pee, crystallised them and extracted the Penicillin from the pee crystals so at least half of the people who gets the antibiotics shot got them from some guy's pee.

- When Florey and Heatley planned to fly to the US, they feared they couldn't bring the mold in a small glass tube without it being missing so they laced the pocket of their coat with the mold.

- Winston Churchill almost died from Pneumonia back in 1943 but fully cured by Sulfanilamide but the tabloid at time said Penicillin cured him simoly because they wanted to instill confidence to the public about antibiotic

- During Clinal Trials, they tested on animals for toxicity but they didn't tested it on guinea pigs. If they tested it on guinea pigs there's a possibility that antibiotics is not what we have now or didn't exist at all since Penicillin is toxic to guinea pigs

Anyway cut to decades later we abused the fuck out of antibiotics and there's rising cases of antibiotics resistant bacteria. It is estimated that we are 5 years away from creating antibiotics that works on the bacteria that resist antibiotics in the present. So the next time if you are prescribed with antibiotics, FINISH THEM ACCORDING TO DR'S ORDERS!!!

Bubbles 🫧 — List three things that bring you joy!

Answered here!

[ahundredtimesover]

Hi Mimi! I have been an avid fan of your work since forever (probably 2022?) The way you write and express these characters through your words will always amaze me. You just get better and better. I love the way you write that I have a whole list dedicated to some of my favourite quotes of yours that I’ve found in your stories 🥺. (I’ve had the list since 2022) The first ever story I read was This Is How We Break, and let me just tell you that I’ve cried about this AU so many times it’s actually crazy. The angst. The vibes. Everything! Will we ever get a Part 2? Or something a little small because I need to know how this couple is doing! Anyways, continue being the best in what you do, I’m a little shy so I will be posting this anonymously (I don’t have a kapal face haha) Thank you for bringing these amazing stories come to life and good luck! I will be waiting patiently for IWYTS updates! 🩷☺️

U WILL NOT HAVE A KAPAL FACE, ANON! 😩😩 But I get it and I still appreciate you! Thank you for being here early on. And for having a list?? Girlll kilig aq. Mind sharing some of those quotes?? ☺️☺️ I absolutely love knowing which lines resonate with readers!

I'll always say that This is How We Break has a certain kind of (very realistic) heartbreak bc what's more heartbreaking than a breakup between two people who’ve grown out of love with each other?? I've said before it's like my hypothetical breakup, which is why I let them live in my head in moments, like that cafe meetup and the first apartment visit and the lakehouse trip. They're just happy together in my mind, going on trips while JK films and posts them on GCF, both of them enjoying their careers and being each other's number one fans (where JK does the promo materials for OC's freelance design gigs and they're just cutesy happy horny together). 😍😍

But yeah, I never really planned on writing a chapter or a bonus (but who know when I reread!) But just thank you for loving that story. It's so precious and personal and it means a lot that you keep it in your heart as well. 💕💕

I hope you're well and keeping yourself hydrated (if ur in the PH bc why tf is it 44 degrees over there??) 🧊🧊