#and stupid thoughts

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[madsraa]

I’ve been meaning to paint a gray, cloudy botw/totk piece for so long!

[silverbridge-harbor]

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

[theproblemsofdonhi]

Big Luffy finds a weird looking cat.

[stump-not-found]

A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup

pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3 / pt.4

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bill, babygirl, the red flags get outta there

[prettygirlpaige]

if i wasn’t born to be a slut then why does lying back and spreading my legs feel so natural and good??

[dukeofash]

weird dream woke me up today.

[emphistic]

Biker!Sukuna is the type of guy to mourn the loss of his first true love, his precious baby, his prized possession, his pride and joy: his motorcycle. Why? Because he sold it in order to buy a family sized car. Why? Because he accidentally knocked you the fuck up and you decided to keep the baby; that's why. But also because a baby car seat wouldn't fit on his motorcycle.

And you best believe he weeped real Jesus Tears™ when you attempted to make a joke, saying,

"I think it's a bad time to tell you I only dated you for your cool motorcycle."

[g0reang3l]

[mstupid]

Go my scarab

[wickedhawtwexler]

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell

[taonpest]

Sometimes being an artist is feeling like a baker seeing a chemist making the deadliest liquid in the world and wishing you could make the deadliest liquid as well but you're a baker, not a chemist, and then you feel like your bread is worthless

[hinata-boke]

context:

i love having mismatched merch for characters, like here's kuroo tetsurou (18) high school volleyball player and his good friend bokuto koutarou (18) high school volleyball player

[amygdalae]

Fallout 3 was well a flawed game but the tunnel snakes are such an essential part of the fallout world to me. Whenever i play enother fallout I'm like where's the tunnel snakes