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you hear they're bridging the gap between our perceptions and experience of the world today. i guess we'll all have to see how we feel about it

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smoking cigarettes and drinking a six pack of these in the alley behind the pets store

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"Is human nature inherently good or evil" Human nature is inherently that of a big, awkward ape. Our nature is to love eating and sleeping. Everything else is stuff we made up later.

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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

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Consider becoming a penpal to an LGBT prisoner through Black and Pink’s program

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recipes will be like "prep time: 5 minutes" beloved it took me 10 just to get out the ingredience dont underestimate me

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ahhhh so the guilt is NOT supposed to be neverending and haunting and constant and persisting beyond a doubt over even the most menial of things that i would not be upset at someone else for. i understand now.

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my mustard gas detector wont stop going off for some reason

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i wonder whats in this box of mustard gas

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a recent painting

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hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

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please lord im only 7

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let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

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me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

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Feeling as curious as a George about all sorts of weird crap

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dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.