#and strahd is in his very tidy castle like no i literally eat them how did you get in here

[mx-lamour]

Sleepy brain has decided on AU where Sophie and Howl switch places. Sophie is a grumpy castle wizard, and Howl is some kind of heartbreaker vagabond who just shows up sometimes, and they kind of can't stand each other but also respect each other's strengths and fall in love, you know how it is, but instead of Sophie and Howl it's Strahd and Alek.

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Waffle Crew Moments(Spoilers!!)

So I have been doing this for a while. All of the quotes aren’t exact and I do miss words and funny things that happened.

I did miss my boo (at being reminded of escher)

You friends are invited to the wedding (Holly while muted shakes her head throws her snacks and disappears from frame)

Escher looks Paultin up and down disapprovingly and says we must get you fitted for a suit.

Now I have a lot of questions but I won't turn down a good suit

Time for another costume change Paultin

As Evelyn makes little noises of protest paultin coughs

Escher says: after everything is done then we can be together

Escher has been planning this since they left

Snort Count: 1

It's okay, you're perfectly safe, in fact you are perfect in every way. Thank you, I've missed you too

Escher wants to Paultin's side piece so bad

Escher speaks to her and Evelyn screams and tackles him

What in the name of holy morning lord is going on? A lot, yeah

Evelyn: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

Your engaged but you like this guy?

Oh that's, that's

*Points* You like him?

Evelyn does not ship this

That suit of armour wasn't there before. Oh is that what you're worried about when we are back in freaking Barovia? I've already peed myself over that. I've soiled my drawers okay? Does that make you happy? *Nate nods silently*

You think it might be the shadow of Strahd. What? I'm done, bye. *Holly leaves* But Strix... *Waves hand in frame* I'm gone. I'm not here. I'm under the desk, Strix is under the desk.

Strix: BUT WE ALREADY DID A LEAVE IN BAROVIA!?!

(It would be Strahd but it has Paultin's head) Let's call it Straultin. No! There is no Straultin.

Straultin Von Seppa, first of his name

What are you going to do? Slap me with your puppet hands.

Who is the master? I would also like to know, this pertains to me.

Evelyn is a strong independent puppet who don't take no lip, Escher

You should probably let that one stand back up. Why? I.. Because he likes me

How could you see me when I'm invisible? *Rolls his eyes*

Escher is at sass level 1000 right now

I'll put a pin that statement. LET'S NOT PUT PINS IN THINGS IN BAROVIA

Sees the mongrel folk called Cyrus again from when he was in the prison. *Snaps and points fingers* Ayye!! Cyrus: It's about time. It's good to see you too friendo. Let's go! Okay.

Once he is finished meeting with his friends, take him to his quarters so he can be fitted for a suit. I will be waiting for you there, my love. I'll be seeing you there, dude.

Paultin gets to meet all of his Barovian buddies

We have a rocky history and bringing up exes is kinda weird but

But you're like not in league with evil right? cause the evil seems to be in league with you. Putting another pin in that one. We'll get to it, don't worry I got this. *Mouths: I don't got this. I don't*

Waffles squeezes in between Diath and Strix. She's here too!? You shouldn't be here! I can't believe you brought the baby

The shadow is moving along the wall. *Quiet from Diath* No, no. Strix: I hate this so much. I hate this. We have to leave. No we have to stay under the desk. It is our new home. Starts to tidy up. So Waffles is the bed.. No Strix we are not living in Barovia. We were able to leave before, we can do it again.  No this desk is our new home, shut up! I don't wanna be hear. Neither do I!

Strix: We live here...AGAIN

Strix hugs Evelyn!!  I don't think you can smell me, which is great for you. It is very nice.

Strix only bonds with inanimate objects

Paultin: Diath, I need a best man

Hand Friend is gonna give Diath a wet willy

Diath throws the hand across the room. Come on dude.

Diath holds Evelyn's hand and says we'll fix you. You always do.

Cyrus: I've never had a friend!

Evelyn wants to cry, but we've established that she can't

*Paultin turns to Cyrus* Come on I'm right here. I'm just your servant. Oh no, don't, don't, come on. don't be like that.

Strix: Would you like some snickety snooks?

Strix offers jerky. I don't eat strange food. Well then we're not friends *puts the jerky back*

And you're not supposed to offering my any lip. Now I offered friendship but I can stop being nice if you want.

Everyone had relationships I don't know about!

Evelyn missed literally all the ships

Basically, I'm kinda fucked, so I don't know what to do, kind of panicking. Thoughts?

Strix what do we do? I don't know this kind of magic. Evelyn what do we do? We leave.

Wonder where Drizzt got off to...

Paultin approaches his shadow and it moves away from him. Come on dude

Sandy is off doing his own thing now thanks to Strix

Waves at the shadow. Shadow proceeds to have its cloak turn into bat wings. Stops waving.

Omg, I'm a bat King.

Paultin: wave rescinded

Time to study up before the wedding tonight

If we were to leave, where would we even go? Away..

This is my house now, I live under this desk

ROBOT FIGHT!!!

breaking stuff, no bueno, running, no bueno

Let's not encourage Darth Paultin, Diath!

Do I get a suit? Does he get a suit?

We'll have to find something for you Sir. It may not fit perfectly but it will have to do. Don't worry about it, it's fine.

Oh a lovely CREATURE you say

Diath is definitely talking about killing someone

What about Paultin? Are we just gonna leave him with that guy? For now

Of course 'animal friend' was Evelyn's takeaway

You know, just casually wandering around Castle Ravenloft

You already have so much to worry about. I was only thinking of you. So sweet. I only ever think of you. Too sweet.

If it wasn't forbidden I'd be all over you now, but that would be improper.

Still a better love story than Twilight

Holly holds up a sign reading RUN AWAY!!!!

Forever will have a new meaning for you after tonight. So romantic

Paultin sits next to Escher on the bed. I can barely control myself. I'm sure.

Some romantic bagpipes to score this scene

All those wonderful sunny times in Barovia

Strix has indeed proven that MOST things can burn

Evelyn you see what appears to be 3 witches riding on brooms coming towards the castle. Jared: No *goes off screen* (The moment you roll a nat20 on a stealth check) Strix pulls her hat down

Strix turned Diath into a cloud. Strix: Here Diath, have a magical time out

Have you learned to perform any tricks with that hand?

Paultin: Let me tell you about this hand...

Rolls a Nat 20 on persuasion for a 28. After Escher brushes his hair away Paultin puts his hand on the side of his face leans in to him and puts his forehead against his. The dark powers won't let this be will they? They always get their way. If only there was some other way out of this and then maybe this could actually happen.

A nat 20? Oh my...

Oh. THAT bride...

Hard pass *on a sign Holly holds up*

Paultin takes Escher's hand. *Jared singing quietly* I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid.

And Paultin and Escher elope. The End.

Diath doesn't care about the wedding , he just doesn't likes these brooms

What if Waffles was the ring-bearer? Wouldn't that be cute? *Nate nods silently*

Paultin and Escher enter the chapel. Is Paultin looking fly? He isn't in his suit, just the raven get up. Aw. So, yes! Yes, you're looking very fly. Still holding hands.

What if Hand Friend was the ring-bearer though?

Strix sees Paultin and Escher holding hands and she is just like aw.

Paultin: yes, Abbot, I've prepared my 'vows'

Paultin winks at Escher has Escher exits the chapel

Tweet: The #wafflecrew IS FINALLY GETTING GAY

Strix's brother is skulking around the chapel. Holly moves off screen again and waves a hand at the camera: Well, it was nice knowing ya'

Paultin is getting the best wedding he neither wanted nor needed

Oh good. Here come the zombies.

Bridesmaids? Paultin didn't even ask us if we wanted to be bridesmaids

You see materialising in his hand is a golden mace. I'm sorry?

The Abbot grows giant black wings and tells Paultin what he must do. Is that clear? *Yells* Is that clear? Crystal. Ends

I'm having a good time. There's brooms down there just you wait.

The witches skipped out like fuck it we're out of here.

No session next week. Ah! But my wedding!

Thanks them for being awesome and I'm sorry I torture you on a weekly basis. No you're not! We enjoy it.