#and spy with scout's kids....

[lasagoofs]

your honor I can't stop thinking about them

[tyler007sstuff]

TANYA♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[bixels]

fuck my stupid father issues life.

[sanjiscurlybrows]

Tf2 stuff

this is a speedingbullet drawing based on new comic. I feel Sniper was happy to hear Scout moved on lol

some drawings i never posted:

more under cutoff

side profiles:

[praudzivi]

I went a little overboard

тгк:praudzivi

[homkamiro]

can you draw fem scout and dad spy pls?? I think it's going to be fun 🤣

That's a really nice thought!!! And a funny dynamic

[prettydykeboy]

literally passing away looking at this panel...

[fireguardianblog]

What do you mean Spy became a grandpa and spent Christmas with his son, whom he almost lost and who now has a huge family of his own just like his mother and his own house and he likes him and wants him around his kids and finally felt comfortable and safe enough to reveal his face to his team and this perpetual I'm-surrounded-by-idiots frown left his face and had another chance to make up for not being there and he felt at home-

Happy New Year to everyone by the way, I'm still processing the 7th comic

[thechocolatearmor]

"Then you have to be the evil fairy!"

Not super happy with how this turned out but PRINCESS ASSASSIN!!! I really loved this moment in the comic and the kids are running rent free in my head

The moment in question:

[lagomorphique]

spy looks way younger than his fan made unmasked model so I'm considering problematic age gap spyma canon as well

[virginstoner666]

the perfect ratio only achieved by fictional men

[charmelonfr]

thoughts on TF2 Comic #7

Saxton and Maggie are STILL ALIVE (see what i did there? stop lying you see it. i know what's playing in your head. i see it.) in 2024. Doesn't one of the earlier comics say that Saxton took over Mann Co. 30 years before the comic's main events? Are they 90 year olds punching cheetahs? because that's awesome.

IF MERASMUS IS DEAD WHO BABYSAT SOLDIER AND ZHANNA'S KIDS. WERE THEY LEFT ALONE OR WITH TWO BRICKS? DOES SOLDIER NEED ME TO COVER? I WAS BORN SLIGHTLY AFTER THE COMIC (the next millenium) SO I MIGHT BE BUSY.

SPY'S FACE SPY'S FACE SPY'S FACE

Zhanna has a robot hand now because she cut hers off during the torture sequence! Classic Engie (probably) solving the problems that drove PS4 Dr. Octavius to begin the apocalypse during a timeskip.

Mrs. Pauling's speech about hotter women is the sole reason Scout has his four kids, who are in their late 40s early 50s now at least.

Soldier probably had to get potty trained alongside his kids

Saxton Hale is alive now and also bought the Ap-Sap, meaning he CANONICALLY KNOWS WHERE APERTURE SCIENCE IS and is ALIVE RIGHT NOW TO ASK.

[siivekassii]

This is a little song that is supposed to help with memorising days of the week that can be translated as "Monday morning the emperor, his wife and the little prince visited me to shake my claw. But since I was away, the little prince said: "In this case, we're going to return on Tuesday"", and it is repeated until all the days are mentioned.

The combination of this song and Spy and Scout's story seemed cute and interessting to me so I did this

[smuby]

scout girls scout girls why is there so many unused scout girls and why can’t i kiss them on the lips

[gophergal]

Behold, a silly AU I've been yapping to @cursed--alien about for... A week? Or two? Idk. Either way this is what they called Nine Mercs And A Baby, in which Medic creates a test tube baby (using his and Heavy's genetics) to develop an artificial womb then gets really attached to the resulting offspring. I'm not much of a fankid or kidfic person (kids weird me out), but this AU has really grown on me despite being a joke at first

(more details under the cut)

Before their "birth", Medic refused to acknowledge the question of what he was planning on doing with the baby if it survived. After it was born he claimed that he was only keeping it to study human growth and development first hand

Medic is extremely weird about fatherhood. He's simultaneously really anxious and distant. He knows he's not cut out to be a primary caregiver. It's just not something he's capable of, and he thinks himself too old for this nonsense. However, once he realizes that he really does have the support of his dysfunctional found family, he allows himself to learn to be a better father

The kid was raised relatively gender neutral. Ever read the book "X: a fabulous child's story"? They're not quite that neutral, but they're not really forced into gender roles or expectations. They have two first names (one feminine, one masculine), but no one in their family uses them. Most of the time they're just called the Kid, but everyone has a nickname for 'em. They don't care about pronouns all that much. (C'mon, they're my OC and I headcanon Medic as transmasc. There was no way they wouldn't be some flavor of nonbinary)

Heavy treasures his child and is so fucking protective. He's wrapped around their little finger. Though everyone helps out with their needs, he's his child's primary caregiver and no decisions are made about them without Papa Bear knowing

They're born in 1968 and spend the first four years of their life living on the base. MvM doesn't happen in this AU, so once the Gravel Wars end, Red Team goes their separate ways... At first. After a year or so they start trickling back together because nothing feels quite as right as being A Team. Kid only had about a year of their life where they didn't have a big family to rely on

It's not all sunshine and rainbows, but the only Major Issue in the family (at least for Kid) is how distant Medic is despite being their actual Legal Father. He tries, but he's afraid of smothering them or pressuring them into following in his footsteps. Had he been younger when they were born, he probably wouldn't have cared. But having the opportunity to form strong bonds has made him a softer man. Regardless, they still love each other, and Kid feels lucky to have a dad like him

[voncel]

Can’t believe no one said it yet

Scout is gonna leave his kids orphans in 1987 when he’s 41

In just 8 years, when they’re around 14/15, assuming they’re about the same age as Olivia considering the art similarity (in size, etc)