#im kidding but im not

[virginstoner666]

the perfect ratio only achieved by fictional men

[macbethheadband]

Its easy to gauge whether a new show is good or not actually. Have i seen any Posts from anybody talking about it at all? No. So its bad then. This is accurate 100% of the time.

[justafriend-ql]

only friends but it’s just these six idiots pulling tooth-rottingly sweet romance tropes, cleaning each others faces with Nivea micellar water, and taking am i gay quizzes to figure out whether or not they’re in love with their best friend. only friends (family edition) if you will…

[yourethehero]

House of Flame and Shadow? More like ���Azris is canon”

[ride-thedragon]

Age and Gender Flipped Dettles AU.

"What of the World."

"No man should send away his bride."

"No man should want what's the King's."

He smiled at her, saying what had been left unsaid between them because she could without concequence.

"The king should cater to those loyal to him. What I want, it seems the king will not know to miss."

Her eyes danced with hope, only stopping at the sound of Dragons.

[nowujustlooklikeanyone]

remembering when this account was just for pjo✊stay strong soldiers our fandom is dying xx

[higuchisora]

Nah bc if Highway to Hell doesn't start playing at some point during their journey to the underworld then its not a real adaptation

[bropunzeling]

I'm deeply sorry you have to witness my breakdown(s) like this, but I can in all honesty highly recommend the weewoo show 😂😂

if i were better at watching any form of tv i would, but alas i am built for sports anime, detective shows, and HBO war miniseries ONLY

[honeyed-latte]

All the Vigcup, Blackfrost, HiJack enjoyers gangster until I roll up to the function and bring out my "Jim/Strickler"

[justnoodlefishthings]

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

[gumy-shark]

made a beautiful google slides infographic in 60 seconds on why u should Fucking Vote

[mamaangiwine]

"Somebody needs to do something about Sephora 10-year-olds...these i-pad babies are so rude and don't do what they're told....oh my God, these kids can't read and have no social skills...Ugh, look at these little consumers and their Stanley Cups."

I am, in fact, actively worried for these children and I refuse to hate them for the ways that society, as a whole, has failed them.

[bosspigeon]

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

[wrishwrosh]

one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[kiwi]

everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name