#im kidding but im not

[virginstoner666]

the perfect ratio only achieved by fictional men

[ivysos2001]

Ok I FINALLY saw brave new world (SO good) and why was I gonna cry when Sam mentioned Steve and Natasha I miss them so bad

[macbethheadband]

Its easy to gauge whether a new show is good or not actually. Have i seen any Posts from anybody talking about it at all? No. So its bad then. This is accurate 100% of the time.

[ride-thedragon]

Age and Gender Flipped Dettles AU.

"What of the World."

"No man should send away his bride."

"No man should want what's the King's."

He smiled at her, saying what had been left unsaid between them because she could without concequence.

"The king should cater to those loyal to him. What I want, it seems the king will not know to miss."

Her eyes danced with hope, only stopping at the sound of Dragons.

[higuchisora]

Nah bc if Highway to Hell doesn't start playing at some point during their journey to the underworld then its not a real adaptation

[bropunzeling]

I'm deeply sorry you have to witness my breakdown(s) like this, but I can in all honesty highly recommend the weewoo show 😂😂

if i were better at watching any form of tv i would, but alas i am built for sports anime, detective shows, and HBO war miniseries ONLY

[honeyed-latte]

All the Vigcup, Blackfrost, HiJack enjoyers gangster until I roll up to the function and bring out my "Jim/Strickler"

[sparrowlucero]

like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

[justnoodlefishthings]

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

[xpurplepiex]

when i started watching g1 for the first time, i was NOT prepared for whatever the fuck its doing with Megatron's transformation😭😭

it gave me so much psychic damage

[imstillalexcomic]

This isn’t really meant to be a comic trashing my dad.

I do truly appreciate his commitment to education.  I do truly have a soft spot for his style of humor, which certainly influenced the development of my own.  I appreciate how he had this VHS-C camera that he was always bringing out and would let me use, sparking my love for movies and starting me on a path that led to me going to film school.

All those good things about him were real.

But so was the colossal amount of damage he caused.

If you happen to be a parent and are reading this right now, I’m going to ask that you consider this suggestion from a childless thirty-six year old:

You need to consider how you communicate with your child, and how communication doesn’t just mean the words that you use.

You’re telling your kids something with the foods you eat, the activities you engage in, etc…

…you communicate to your children with the media you consume.

The rhetoric against the trans community wasn’t as much in the spotlight when I was growing up, but every time my dad turned on the radio, he’d have my sister and I listen to the likes of Rush Limbaugh, or Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, etc…  One of the topics that’d come up frequently was queer people. 

Issues about Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, gay marriage, gay boy scouts…

The “gays” were an issue.  More than an issue really, they were a problem.  If someone was queer, these radio hosts were quick to villainize; “this teacher is going to turn their students gay,” “this troop leader is going to abuse his scouts,” you don’t want your kid to end up like that, do you?”

My dad would listen to these folks non-stop and nod along in agreement, all the while his extremely queer and aware of it child was sitting right behind him, listening to how she was some kind of monster.

So I hid. 

There could be no sharing about aspects of myself.  My parents would be listening to 770am or Fox News all the time.  If I share that I was queer, I’d be finished.  How couldn’t that be the case?  Every day they chose to listen to people that hate me, so they hate people like me. 

So I can’t let them know me.  I won’t let them know me.

Even though they never said that they hated queer people with their own words, they told me that they hated queer people every day with the media they chose, and in turn forced me to consume.

So again, if there are any parents reading this right now, consider my words.  Hate is a choice you make, and hate can be communicated with more than just words.

If for no other reason, you never know if that kid in the back seat is listening, listening to how you hate them.

[gumy-shark]

made a beautiful google slides infographic in 60 seconds on why u should Fucking Vote

[azuneekun]

did this rat just call me a dumbass in my own native language

[mamaangiwine]

"Somebody needs to do something about Sephora 10-year-olds...these i-pad babies are so rude and don't do what they're told....oh my God, these kids can't read and have no social skills...Ugh, look at these little consumers and their Stanley Cups."

I am, in fact, actively worried for these children and I refuse to hate them for the ways that society, as a whole, has failed them.

[that1nerd-20]

When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic

[yokyoaaa]

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