#and some cracks from ice

[all-i-do-is-try1]

Had a dentist appointment today and she was super sweet. Anyway if you have a ED of any kind (not just bulimia) I highly recommend investing in some very strong fluoride rinse and occasionally baking soda.

Toothpaste and Mouthwash won’t ruin your fast

[ganondoodle]

some more ideas for the totk rewritten project (botw2);

underground general ideas i thought about what to theme the underground after, and since its vaguely like underwater in canon i thought id push it much much further, you cant actually dive and while id love that i do want to stay within a certain possible range of it still being a sequel to botw and somewhat based on totk- so im putting the low gravity effect away from the sky and instead in the underground, the ENTIRE underground, that way it is distinctly different in the way you have to play since you gotta work around the low gravity effect, the entire plant life and enemies will also be based on deep sea creatures- anglerfish like ones that half burrow and lure you with their light, those fish (or are they worms?) that hide underground as soon as you step too close, maybe they hide initially but only to make you go closer and try and snatch at you

much more glowy things too, basically everythings got some sort of light on it, there are different creatures flying around that all feature some sort of glow, so there is stuff to see but you cant immediately know what it is, theres a unique kind of plant that when you bother it spews out a dark cloud of spores (kinda like in tp) that dims any light you had; there are some landmarks you can activate or repair with the help of zelda but there is no way to illuminate the entire map and the lil light ferns expire slowly too

i also want it to be way more wet, not full with water but maybe a thin layer of water at most places and some drops from stalactites that fall constantly

there are shadowy ghosts there as well but they CAN aggro (still working on it), either by taking a weapon from their grave or some other things; also considered them or some other enemy that stalks you for some time and the only clue you get is maybe double sound of your steps or something at the very edge of your screen but you can never catch it when looking around (i dont want to make it a horror game but do want the underground to stay as creepy as when you first get down there), something elusive and shadow based that is rarely encountered but stays creepy for longer than the miasma hands sicne it cant get stuck on anything and the only way to be safe is while in the air

maybe some miasma reanimated corpses of ancient shiekah killed when the ancient hyrulean king turned on them (only foudn in the underground in this way; there are others but unposessed in alot of the broken shrines and old laboratories so seeing one suddendly move and crawl after you is probably pretty scary, kinda like the vroken guardians sometimes being still functional)

the dongos are the main friendly animal you can discover there and tame (still working out more details) they can climb around, always emit a little bit of light and the shadow enemy wont latch onto you as long as you are near a dongo, maybe even most enemies will leave you alone if you are riding one, as they are slower than horses, with the exception of gigamas (or a similar enemy ill redesign for that) as they are the natural predator of dongos; when you get to close to one it will react to it and if a fight is initiated it burrows away (you can call it and it comes back to you if you are out of range of that enemy)

tameable animals since i played skyward sword recently i just realized again how much fun it is to fly on a bird, sicne im already dividing the three map layers a bit more i thought it would be cool to make these layers more distinct, in some part by the tameable animals- the sky has birds (based on dinosaurs), the surface has horses, the underground dongos- neither of them can follow you to one they dont belong and the way to call them switches as you switch layers

im not sure yet if those birds should be ridable or are only able to give you a small boost upwards when you call them

magic bar so instead of actual batteries i planned to, as i said before, to put that into links shiekah arm prosthetic, and instead of giving you literal battery symbols on the screen it would be a bar right below your health and next to the symbol of the current selected arm ability

krog seeds a bit more to the krogs- as i said before they are no longer the way to make your pockets bigger- among an armor set i also thought about making the most expensive reward OR the end reward for finding all of them be the eponator zero- maybe it went missing during the cataclysm and maronus (engl. hestu) finds it at some point, so you get your bike back but its locked behind something bigger so you are unlikely to exploit it early on

(EDIT) (forgot to mention the dragons- im putting them each in one layer of the map- eldra in the underground bc gan is there and youknow, demise coming from the ground and fire being associated with the ground etc, farodra on the surface GREEN etc, and naydra in the sky, bc wisdom and owls and gods and all that weeeeee)

(on a sidenote im also thinking about ditching the building mechanic to some extent since i dont think it fits very well as a whole and it makes it too easy to completely skip stuff- i want the main way to move things or to get around be the hookshot/grappling hook part of links arm; still working on all that though .. so far it does seem likely like it will be much more limited)

[sunfloo-wers]

Weekends are so dangerous huh

[abyssmalice]

No one can resist Tonia. They can't resist her cuteness and fawn over her, and they can't resist her brattiness and get irritated by her. Both ensure that no one can ignore her.

Like an idol that will never die, like an infamous liar with the ultimate love and stardom. All shall be enthralled under her starlit gaze.

[lunaetis]

a friendly reminder that you're always welcomed ( and encouraged ) to turn any crack / casual responses into threads. ( this includes but not limited to dash games, commentary, opens, random posts, etc. ) i'm pretty slow with starters & asks, and sometimes crack / casual interaction is a good way to break the ice between muses or get some development / bonding time going ! so pls feel free to take them & run & see where things go !

[sandshoed]

( tardis vc? ) good  day,  doctor,  and  companion.  this  is  a  public  safety  reminder.  david  mabuza  self  -  pleasured  himself  a  record  SIXTY  -  TWO  times  in  a  single  day  .  .  .  before  dying  of  a  heart  attack.  REMEMBER  that  SIXTY  -  ONE  TIMES  is  the  daily  limit.  SIXTY  -  ONE. 

          ❝  . . .  ❞

[capsensislagamoprh]

Five AM was born of all things evil, and Victor would curse its name every day for a week. Then he began to notice things. The smell of fresh baked things started at three am. It called out hopeful people working hard to feed the multitude something filling, refreshing. He noticed that the convenience store on the way to Lilia's made fresh coffee around four, though he got soundly told off for bringing a cup of 'poison to grace and focus' into her studio. He's chugged a few long droughts before she managed to get it from him. He noticed that the humans began to move around five am. The world began to rouse itself well before dawn, it was just that most people didn't notice it.

As the weather warmed, Victor found himself enjoying the sun rise. Soon he was up to greet it, a cup of tea in hand, watching, waiting for the alarms to go off. Grabbing the duffel, Victor began the trek to Lilia's with a light jog. The snow clinging to the ground fueled him, letting him slip along at just enough a boost to not mess with the human eye, cutting a large chuck off the time it would have taken otherwise.

The studio was small and simple from the outside. Unassuming. But inside it was all wood and glass, yellow lights and open space. Lilia put him thrugh his paces in classical technique, snapping her voice across the cool morning as she changes the stances, adjusted limbs, insisted on perfection. A small break, just enough to think you might be okay. Then variations.

"Assemblé! Balancé! NO! Step to the side with out the mirror!" Then there was a small break. It was never long enough to sooth his nerves. They forwent partnering, Victor would dance on ice alone. Though he did sometimes watch the others, on occasion standing in when the numbers were uneven. Character was where he shined, and a character he was.

The drama and gravitas was expressed thrugh every line, felt in every expression. His body bent in soft curved and arcs that were seldom seen in a danseur noble. His jumps were magnificent, his movements as if he were not subject to gravity. It was as he was completing a step sequence that Yakov showed himself. He watched, weighed, measured, and then nodded to Lilia.

"Come, Ice King," lady Baranovskay commanded. "We will introduce you to the ice."

Victor picked up his bag, amused. Introduce him to ice. I knew him intimately. Ice was part of him. Two hours later he could curse the ice. He'd never fallen on ice so much in his life. He'd never had to throw himself into the air not knowing the cold would catch him. The amount of bruises and agony was enough to scream.

How dare the ice not respond to him! Why was Yakov yelling at him! What was with the smirk Lilia was giving him? The sheer aggravation of it all! And then he realized there were others coming into the rink. They were mere children. And, he finally realized, so was he. A tall child, yes, but not much more than a teen. Oh. Well, that explained things.

He wasn't the same size. Everything was off because he was off. Standing next to Lilia he asked her, "How long until I am my own size again, or will that never return?"

Her smile was curtly benevolent, her eyes sparking with understanding. "It will take a few mortal years. In the mean time, you will be able to earn your balance and poise in the mortal eye. It will give us time to get your connections network in place."

"Years?" Ah, but what were years to they fey? And yet the very notion hung on him like leaded chain. For some reason mortal years seemed quite long in the material realm.

"Yes. Perhaps two. You will need a year to establish your self, and a year to undergo the exchange." Victor gave her a blank, slowly terrified look. "Yes. It will be quite unpleasant. You will survive."

That night he called Christoph, realizing how young he looked. He'd thought it was an aspect of his dream for him to always appear full of vigor and adore. It seemed the real made his dream... fit. And that meant he would grow older until he matched the dream. Oh, how Victor lamented. Then Christoph promised to take him on a tour of all the sexiest places in Paris if Victor could just hold out until they were legal adults.

Well, with temptation like that, Victor thought he might.

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10

[dizzybevvie]

Listen I fully follow wkm lore but like how the FUCK did he come up with any of that

[iiryoku]

As caelus enters the bedroom with his handsome somebody, he sees his dirty dishes on his bed. You shouldve done your dishes, caelus.

There he goes, taking a hold of the sheet before yeeting the dishes onto the floor as if they weren't even there before turning back to his "handsome somebody", to drag them towards the bed. HE HAS A GOAL AND IT WILL BE ACHIEVED.

❝ Now.... where were we? ❞

[baldurs-gate-official]

When you live in a cold region and playing BG3 both qualifies as entertainment and also as a mini spaceheater

[fiercexkfc]

"I'm a firm believer in the power of McDonald's chicken nuggets to fix all problems."

[thebiggestfuckgiven]

i was peacefully working a closing shift when i was struck by a horrible yet wonderful and supremely indulgent idea:

Danny Phantom x Voltron crossover

[abyssmalice]

tonitoni's big bro bullshit radar going off again

except her brother is nowhere in sight. huh. unless...................... this is a premonition, actually? is her brother going to do something stupid again?

well, she must stop him in that case. time to go buy a pie to slam into his face next she sees him.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

LOOK WHAT JUST CAME IN AT THE LIBRARY

[turojo]

If being morally misaligned was bad why is it the only thing that makes him feel alive and give him purpose??

...Wait fuck he has to go face off against some absolutely feral Pokemon to impress a girl; this is school all over again.

[vixlenxe]

The cycle is complete!

“... I want to die.”