#and sobbed so hard. god

[bashzzey]

I bet sour lemons are alien to him in the land of sweets 🍋

Also have silly bonus from aggie :]c

Max Jax? Max Jax.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The next game in the FNAF security breach era..

[mundifinis]

i think i’m healing

[b0tster]

finally watched the orvilles tale of two topas episode

[tsutsumi-kurose]

god… new timeline mitsuba looking at dead mitsuba and supernatural mitsuba and being so sure that those are both the real mitsubas… feels like such an echo of supernatural mitsuba watching alive mitsuba in picture perfect... which feels like such an echo of alive mitsuba trying to be a person who will be seen and loved, who will make friends, even if that wasn’t his real self... only to realize as a ghost that his real, genuine self was already a person that someone out there could befriend and love. is there any version of mitsuba who’s not chasing some other version of himself? mitsuba is remade over and over, each time looking back at the previous version of himself and going oh, he was real.

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[joltning]

“man whatever restoration wasn’t even that g-“

“Don’t feel bad afterwards. I forgive you. I know it’s not your fault. I’m sorry this is happening to you”

[mortalstrife]

minvember prompt 2: shame

back to my concept of branmer being a really scrappy kid who kept getting into trouble for fighting in temple

[menlove]

I call myself a paul girl bc if I dedicate too much time to looking at photos of john or reading john quotes or watching john videos I start to feel so fucking unwell like I start feeling the need to run away into the mountains and change my name to clyde and open like a small mountain town gas station. I can't look at him too long. it makes me viscerally upset.

[mother-of-houseplants-2]

fiona gallagher // "i bet on losing dogs" by mistki

[anachronistic-falsehood]

ok pause. i just thought about wolfwood's death scenes in both trimax and 98 and i'm crying. what the fuck do you mean he just found a will to keep on living after so long of being willing to die for any bullshit reason and he died anyway. what do you mean trimax ww died next to the man who taught him how to live and love again and vash buried him alone. what do you mean 98 ww died wanting to spend his days with vash ans the girls and vash carried ww's gun around after that and used it in the final fight. what the fuck do you mean. that's the saddest shit i ever heard get said in my life

[feelo-fick]

WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!

"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."

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This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA

still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )

au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!

the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.

unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?

meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?

that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!

... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.

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WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)

[skeletoninthemelonland]

ough i just had to

THEYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAARRREEEEEEEEE

[backpackingspace]

Okay so I've been thinking about @nonbinarylocalcryptid Astyanax lived/daddy odysseus au. Which is some good shit in general. Yall should check it out. But specifically I'm think about what it would be like for this child to grow up on calypso's island. He would have been what ? 3-10 there??

[multiplicityofmind]

what kind of sorcerer do we think jace is?

if he's not a divine soul, he can't revifify. Porter would be the only person there capable of reviving the downed rat grinders.

with the bad kids wiping them out as hard as they have been, it's unlikely buddy dawn manages. and at that point? Porter's not stopping to rez the pathetic children doing his biddign, they've served their purpose. maybe once he's ascended to godhood he'll let them rise again.

that leaves post-fiight. kristen applebees, while a cleric, seems unlikely to spare them a second thought. would their corpses be left there, slowly burning in the wreckage of the gym? or would someone come after them - henry or perhaps a medic?

what becomes of the rat grinders?

[edited to be a transcription bc for some reason tumblr converted my post to an image??]

[chuluoyi]

okay okay so... it's truly the last i'm talking about and analyzing 261 leaks outside the asks i’ve received bc i just read the high quality pages with english translation, and i noticed several notes not covered in the leaks—

so more points i finally understand is one, gojo is the one murdering the higher ups in the room from chapter 233 (we presumed it was yuta at the time), and two, while they have this contingency plan of transferring yuta to gojo's body with shoko's help, gojo is kinda upset that shoko doesn't oppose it🥲

he doesn't want his students to see while he slaughters the rotten higher ups. he doesn't want shoko to be the one transferring yuta to his body when he dies. in the end, he's just... plain considerate🥺 it reminds me of when gojo doesn't give geto's body to shoko too... she is his remaining friend, and he just wants to leave her out of any messy business