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#the took away the in person class for my geo class. so i have to take it online and also they didnt put me into the online class anyways#and i dont want to take it online but its the only 4 credit hour class for that credit. to stay full time.#like. why did i not get an email or anything. tf.#idk what to do cause classes are closed now. and i just didnt get told. ill call my advisor tmr because i need to stay full time for taxes#and shit. cmon now unnecessary#evil school so like. okay. i lied they did email but the email was still sent out after the last day to sign up and pay so whats the point.#couldnt have fixed it anyways okay. lol.#can probs retake genetics online thats 4 credit hours if theres some open thats my option unless i can get into the olnine of this. el oh e
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CCG — NEW BEGINNINGS
masterlist can be found here
note: @blainesebastian only has herself to blame for allowing me to spiral in the dm’s. dad! austin blurb all the way at the bottom based on ccg universe hope you don’t mind mccall. 😭🥹🫶🏻
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hollywoodreporter Divorce rumors continue to swirl as Austin Butler is spotted catching a Broadway play with younger actress Kaia Gerber.
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butlerfam This means nothing. He is allowed to have female friends.
fan13 I’m scared but it might be true even @jillian.mua unfollowed him
butlerfam She unfollowed everyone who didn’t follow her back not just him.
hater101 i always knew she wasn’t the one for him lmaooo good for you austin! kaia is way prettier!
ccgupdates We don’t know anything and we should focus on being respectful, for their sake and especially Luci’s.
people Austin Butler and @coffeegirl spotted running errands in Los Angeles separately. Despite them being in the same city no photos of the two of them have been captured and divorce rumors continue building. This marks the first time she is spotted publicly in two months. Their reps refused to comment.
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fan23 cmon @people be better than this. i expect this shit from dailymail but not ya’ll
user12 PSA: husbands and wives DO NOT have to do everything together.
hater101 okay but he had a date w a model ten years his junior who is way prettier lol they’re so over
fan12 Starting to believe it’s true because why wouldn’t they just deny the rumors?
fan13 she looks like she’s crying
fan24 yeah looks like it might be true … i’ll never forgive austin if it is she’s perfect for him and that means he left his family for a nepo baby
hater2 Finally I was tired of her using him for fame he is going to be so much better off with Kaia she actually is on his level
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ashleybee Favorite girl always ❤️🔥
fan23 does this mean he got custody
fan13 THEY AREN’T DIVORCED 🙄
user11 lmao ok that’s why he’s all over kaia gerber and if they were still together he would have posted @coffeegirl too but he didn’t and he liked kaia’s recent ig post
fan13 yeah bc they’re friends thats it
user11 they were spotted hanging out alone again on deuxmoi’s sunday spotted
hater101 @coffeegirl he left you so now all you can do is like his posts 🤣
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tmz BREAKING NEWS: @coffeegirl spotted with mystery man in New York City confirming divorce rumors with Austin Butler.
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hater101 lmaooo what a slut
butlerfam You’re ridiculous. You praise Austin for being seen with a model and bring her down for being seen with a friend.
user13 that doesn’t look like a friendly touch
fan43 I’m so disappointed. No photo of her for three months and when we finally do get one she’s with another man.
ccgupdates She’s been hiding from the public, she’s obviously going through something. And that’s a co-worker, Ronald, he’s worked with her on multiple projects.
user41 isn’t that guy ronald someone austin hates bc he’s always overly friendly w her??? and she allows this ???
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austinupdates At tonight’s screening Austin talked about how his daughter Luci changed his life positively in every way possible. He didn’t mention his wife.
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ccgupdates That last sentence is so unnecessary.
fan13 he usually always thanks her though
butlerfamily In the past seven months she’s only been seen publicly twice. It’s obvious she doesn’t want attention right now for some reason and maybe he’s respecting that.
fan13 what could possibly be the reason? why the 360 all of a sudden?
hater101 he left her and she can’t accept that
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dailymail After a decade together it seems Austin and his wife have divorced. He is seen solo with their daughter, Luci, once again. It has been nine months since the couple have been photographed together and @coffeegirl has chosen to deal with it privately, according to sources as she has only been seen publicly twice this past year.
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fan14 I refuse to believe it until it comes directly from them.
ccgupdates That is not confirmation.
hater101 all these weirdos in denial still GTFO IT
user12 I am so heartbroken. I thought they were forever.
austinupdates All we can do now is respect their privacy and support them. I’m sure Luci remains their top priority.
jillian.mua You lot are ridiculous.
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austinbutler and coffeegirl I took some time for myself to ensure the safe arrival of our baby boy. Our family has never been happier than now for the next chapter in our lives.
I understand this can be hard for some to process. Sending you all love.
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ccgfan OH MY GOD IM SO HAPPY ??!! 🥹🥹❤️❤️ CONGRATS !
jillian.mua I beg you guys to never stop collaborating 🫶🏻
ashleytisdale LOL YES! Love you guys!
ashleybee Having you in Arizona while you were growing the little bean was magical. We miss you already. I love you guys, thank you for making me an auntie again. I’m proud of you, Austin, and I see Mom in those little angels. 🪽 
austinbutler I love you Ash ❤️
coffeegirl All your love and support was essential, thank you. Luci and baby boy are begging to call tonight.
tomhardy Congratulations 🎉❤️
florencepugh Going to do another movie with you for some more baby time 👀💗
jodiecomer Fuck yes, so much love ❣️
pollybennett So happy for your family! Real ones always knew the thought of you divorcing was absurd 😉
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butlerfamily I knew it was all bullshit. Their love is true. They’ve stated they only wanted one child previously so I wonder if this was a surprise or plan, but whatever it was, I’m so happy for their family.
coffeegirl Surprise LOL 😂🫶🏻 but we appreciate the constant support from your page. We see your love ❤️
blainesebastian HAHA take that haters!!
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She lays her feet on his lap, head thrown back in exhaustion and finally content to have some relief. She’d been swelling all day and her skin felt tight.
“What bullshit,” Austin says, pausing his ministrations to glare at the TV. She wiggles her toes to get him to continue, sighing contently when he does so.
She thinks of the past year and the rumors that have swirled. At first it began small as fandom drama and as time went on media outlets began to pick up on her absence as well. She and Austin were aware that there’d be some push back but it never occurred to her the length people would go to proving they weren’t together and had both seemingly moved on.
Arizona had been her safe haven. She was thankful for Ashley being willing to watch Luci at any time, for Austin’s grandparents who cooked her favorite foods every single day, and his father and step-mom who bought her body pillows and slippers and anything she may need to feel better.
She thinks of Austin and what he must have had to face bouncing back and forth between Los Angeles and New York and Arizona to keep her happy and relaxed. She hadn’t faced the paparazzi or the fans but he had multiple times and he remained patient and understanding of her needing to grow their baby away from the public eye.
Peeking an eye open, she finds him still glaring at the TV. She’s unsure why they’re even watching but she’s too lazy to reach for the control. He’s got on his grey sweatpants, soft against the skin of her legs, and white T-Shirt with his thin gold chain. She smiles, feeling love and gratitude and disbelief swell in her chest that this was her life, this wonderful man was her husband, and they were going to welcome another baby together.
It may not have been planned but it was a happy occasion all the same.
She sits up, planting a big kiss against his cheek. Austin turns, eyes crinkled with his smile.
“What was that for?” He plants his own kiss on her forehead.
She shrugs, “Just felt like it.” Her eyes are welling with tears and she’s sure if she begins expressing her gratitude to him the waterworks would fall. She hopes he knows though, hopes he can feel it radiating off her.
She thinks he must, because he pulls her in closer with an arm around her shoulder, tucking her face into his neck. She presses another kiss to his collarbone as he places his other hand against her belly. Immediately there’s a kick.
She grunts. “He always knows when it’s you.” When Austin had to travel it’s like their baby boy knew and he wasn’t happy, he’d begin spinning and fluttering in what she assumed was his version of a tantrum.
“Mom-eeee.” Luci joins them, pointing to the TV where her face is gracing them. She grimaces at the photo chosen and Austin laughs, kissing her hair. “Say hi to brother.” Luci falls to her mom’s lap to press a kiss on the belly, right above Austin’s hand, and begins mumbling secrets. She feels more fluttering in her belly and by Austin’s smile she’s sure he felt it too.
“I love you.” She says, peering up to him. He hums, leaning down to steal a kiss.
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RIFFS AND REGRETS - NOAH SEBASTIAN
oc name used: arabella
warnings: mention of sex?? throwing up??
unedited btw
summary: lol u dont get one keep reading.
The pounding on the bus door was enough to drag my sorry ass out of bed. I should NOT have drank that much. “Bella!!!” the pounding was repetitive. “Sorry! Sorry! Geez. i didn't even have a bra on.” My drummer, leo, stood infront of me with the hangover holy grail. coffee.
I rub my face, god i slept in my makeup. He hands me an iced latte, in which i accept gratefully. We were currently parked in the bus sector of good things festival, approximately two days before it kicked off. I knew he was here, engraved into the back of my fucking skull. I just wonder if they were still together.
I was talking about noah of course, the topic of him having haunted my dreams the past 4 years. Silhouettes of Silence (SOS) kicked off after we stopped being friends, which im sure was a real slap in the face for him. I do briefly remember the events leading up to the pure distaste and hurt i feel towards the man, but i could honestly go on forever.
I was snapped out of thought as leo repeatedly snapped in front of my face. “Get your shit together you haven’t even seen him yet” he says, raising an eyebrow at me. “Wheres lucy and gene?” i ask, glancing around the poorly furnished bus. “Probably hooking up somewhere." “I ought to fire those two one of these days.”
With a sigh, i get up from my position on the leather couch. “Cmon, we gotta go set up our merch tent.” much to my absolute dismay, we were opposite none other than the bad omens merch tent. I just avoid eye contact. I loiter near pierce the veils tent, danielle had babysat me my entire childhood so we were close.
“Silhouettes of silence, huh?” i heard a voice behind me. I could recognise that little shit anywhere. “Folio!!” i turn on my heels, running towards him. I hug him tightly, even after all this time he still smells and feels the same. “Ive missed you, man.” he says, pulling away. I shrug awkwardly, “hah… sorry. Kind of skipped town after everything went down. Im proud of you, you look well.” i say, shifting awkwardly on my feet. “Same to you bella, you look better.” he says with that stupid smile. “We should hang out some time.” i say, smiling at him. “Mhm, bring back our thrifting adventures.’ he says, glancing back to his tent. “Hey i gotta go, catch you later yeah?” he says, disappearing before i can even say anything.
“That was an absolute disaster.” i gesture to danielle, who had appeared next to me. “Eh, id say it wasn’t too bad. If the rest of em are like that, this’ll be a breeze for you.” she responds. “Just wish it wasn’t like this.” i say. She hums, before stepping back to return to her organising. I take a deep breath, it was day one and i was already exhausted. I manage to leg it back to the bus without another unnecessary encounter with an omen boy, but at what cost.
I step inside the dark tour bus to be met with the sound of moans and skin slapping.
Oh my god.
“Abstinence in the tour bus they said. Itll be fun being in a band they said”
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Another day of rehearsals and setting up, pre show day nerves hitting me hard. I go for a walk after the suns set, just minding my own business. It was late, and quiet. Moments like this really kept me alive. My bassist and guitarist were immature, i feel like im going no where with my life, im still caught up on a GUY- oh god theres somebody behind me.
“You look like shit.”
“Oh my fucking GOD jolly you scared the shit out of me you creep.” i hiss, turning around. He just laughs, walking alongside me. “Its like 11pm, why are you out here walking alone?” he asks. “Thinking.” i mutter, looking down at my feet. “Fuck. i cannot see.” he mumbles, turning his phone flash on.
We do a lap of the festival grounds, just catching up a bit. “You look different.” jolly says abruptly. I stop walking, now confused. “Sorry?” “its just.. I dont know. Youve lost weight, dyed your hair, started a band, covered yourself in tattoos its just.. Weird. You definitely look more.. You.” he says. I ponder for a moment. “Geez youre observant.”
We finish our lap off, before going our separate ways to our buses. “Soo… seen him yet? Leo asks, sprawled out on a leather couch with some chips. “No… not yet atleast. But i'm gradually ticking off his bandmates.” i respond, sitting down next to him to steal a chip. “They were your friends too, bella.” he says, his voice softening on me. “Dont get all sappy on me” i say, shoving him. He laughs.
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Showtime.
I could actually throw up.
I stand infront of the shitty bathroom mirror, some comfy flares and a hoodie on for now. I take deep breaths before warming up my voice.
Everyone gathers for soundcheck.
“Hi yes im in my slippers, uhhh someone give me a song to sing.”
“Floral and fading!!!”
“My voice doesn’t go thaaaat high!!”
Its about 3pm now, ive already pregamed some drinks and some artists have even started. Leo is curling my hair, while i cake on some makeup. “Im so not ready for this.” i say, setting my face. “You’ll do perfectly fine, warm your voice up.” he says, poking my side.
I stand backstage, cracking my knuckles. Something I usually do out of pure fear. I rock on the balls of my feet, zoning the fuck out. “You got this.” Lucy says, standing in front of me. I just nod, anxiety swirling in my stomach. “You’re on in 10.” the stage manager says, walking behind me. I sigh, rubbing my face. “Im gonna shit myself” i choke out a laugh.
I finally get my shit together and step out onto the main stage. Our song ‘urban legends’ blares through the plethora of speakers, my stage presence is bipolar compared to me naturally. I’m confident on stage, not in real life.
Passion seeps through my voice as i perform our debut album, ‘echoes of silence’ the crowd is ecstatic, feeling the vibe. I transition into our newer songs, whom have grown popular on tiktok. Its exhausting really, but i love the adrenaline.
As our set closes, i stalk past all the sea of backstage members, catching the eye of the one man id been trying to avoid. I don’t have time to care though, i can hear leo walking behind me, trying to get my attention. Fuck. i need a bucket.
I run into the backstage bathrooms, throwing up. Gene and lucy hold my hair back. My ears are ringing and i feel queasy.
The last thing i hear before i black out is
“Is she okay?”
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credits to whoever came up with 'abstinence in the tour bus' i read it somewhere and think of it religiously lol.
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PART OF THE ‘SEQUELS’ REQUESTS. READ SLUGGER HERE
Steve Harrington x fem!reader
Steve didn’t look sorry, not one bit.
You got the call from Hopper just as you were about to start dinner, a pot of water on the stove waiting to be boiled. The phone rang, you rolled your eyes and then you were taking the spare keys from the hook and climbing in Steve’s BMW.
The chief met you at the front desk, moustache twitching as he tried not to smirk, too amused at the situation, at how your feet were stuffed in bunny slippers, your hair too messy and your legs bare in sleep shorts that were actually from Steve’s old basketball uniform.
“Did I interrupt?” Hopper asked, brows raised.
“My macaroni is going to be mush,” you said in reply, peering behind him to catch a glimpse of a wild haired boy on the other side of the glass. “Is he okay? Why’d you bring him in?”
The older man sighed, seemingly apologetic. He dropped his voice and scratched at his jaw, nodding subtly to the two young officers that were sitting at their desks doing paperwork. “Had new recruits with me. Had to set an example,” Hopper explained. “If I keep letting you all off with the shit you pull, I’ll have the mayor leading the town with a pitchfork to my front door.”
You winced, understanding. You’d lost count of the times Jim Hopper had pulled over Steve or Nancy, peering into the back of the car with a furrowed brow as he counted five, no, seven other bodies crammed together, walkie talkies and rucksacks in hand, all murmuring awkward greetings as they waved hello.
Eddie missed out on a fine for playing his guitar too loud at an ungodly hour, the rest of the trailer park wondering how the town menace got off scot free, how he was able to wave to them the next morning, guitar still in hand and a smug smile on his face.
Jonathan had crashed his car into a stop sign last summer - the dent still there, the pole never replaced - all because Dustin had yelled frantically about another gate opening, pointing into the trees at something that turned out to be a deer. Jonathan had panicked and sent the car off the road, mounting the curb and giving three of the kids whiplash for their unnecessary shouting.
“Anyway, he’s not charged with anything,” Hopper gestured towards his office, silently asking you to follow. The station was busy with beeps of fax machines, ringing phones and the gurgle of a too old coffee machine. “Wouldn’t do that to him. Joyce would kill me.”
You scoffed, trailing behind him, your fuzzy slippers slapping on the linoleum. “You don’t think I would?”
Hopper snorted, opening the door and letting you enter first. “You’re still on thin ice for the mall incident, kid. Cindy’s nose has just reset, don’t push it.” You had the decency to squirm under the chief's stare, looking contrite before he smirked. Your hand still throbbed at the memory. “Cmon, he’s in my office, sulking.”
Steve was indeed sulking. His head was bent when you entered, long legs spread out in front of him as he sat low in the chair in front of Hop’s desk. His hair was falling into his face, and you didn’t see the extent of the damage until you bent in front of him, eyes concerned. You caught sight of a new bruise, a split lip and some blood before he lifted his face for you, eyes widening at your sudden appearance.
“Hey, babe,” he tried, voice wheedling, nervous.
“Steven, what the fuck?”
Hopper snorted.
“I’m fine,” he immediately began, sitting up and reaching for you. His hand found yours, coaxing you to stand, bringing you between his knees. “Nice slippers, you get dressed up for me?”
You slapped at his shoulder, glaring. Steve grinned even with his bloodied lip, eyes bright despite the red that circled around his right one, the blue and black edges of a mark beginning to appear. He saw your expression falter, eyebrows ticking up, lips downturned.
“Baby, I’m fine,” he said again, softer and more serious now. His hand squeezed yours. “Promise.”
“Hagan looks worse, I can assure you,” Hopper grunted, opening desk drawers and seemingly looking for something. He hummed when he found it, throwing the small first aid kit across the desk to you. “Sort his sorry ass out, would you, kid? I need to go make his paperwork disappear.”
When Hopper left, you turned back to Steve, hands carding through his hair and making him look up at you. You raised your brows, questioning. “Tommy?”
Steve shrugged, looking surly, his eyes set on the ceiling instead of you. You sighed, letting go of him - much to Steve’s upset - leaning back on the edge of Hopper’s desk instead. Tommy and Steve were hardly best friends anymore, in fact, they’d barely spoken since the incident with Nancy and the cinema. But they were civil, nodding stiffly when they passed each other around town, tight smiles and raised brows when their parents forced them to country club events.
“He’s a dick,” Steve replied flatly.
You snorted. “Tommy Hagan has been a dick since second grade, Steve. You haven’t to maul him before. What happened?”
Your boyfriend rolled his eyes. “I didn’t try to maul him, god. You hang out with Eddie too much.”
Leaning forward to caught his right hand, holding in between you both. His knuckles were an angry red, some split, blood dried and settling in the lines of his skin. You stared at him, deadpan expression. “No? This is just, what? A fist bump gone wrong?”
Steve glowered.
“What happened?” You asked again, opening the first aid kit as you waited, knowing Steve wouldn’t - and couldn’t - stay moody with you for too long.
The boy sighed, shuffling forward to let you drag a cotton ball soaked in antiseptic across his knuckles, hissing at the burn. But you held his hand in yours so gently, he didn’t dare snatch it away.
“He was saying shit to Max,” Steve finally relented, eyes hardening as he recalled the story. “She fucked up a trick or somethin’ sent her board into the wheel of his car. Didn’t even leave a mark or nothing.”
You stopped, waiting, throat thick. If the kids were involved, if Max had been involved… well. You weren’t sure you wanted to see the state of Tommy’s face.
“But he just started yelling. Got all up in her face about it, could tell he never knew I was there, he didn’t see me. And then— then he started saying shit about Billy.”
You held your breath. Fuck.
Steve swallowed hard, closed his eyes and set his lips in a straight line when you came closer, kneeling back between his legs to catch his chin in your hand, cleaning up the blood around his mouth. You wanted to kiss him, to tell him it didn’t matter anymore, you weren’t mad at him, but he kept talking.
“I know Hargrove wasn’t a good guy. Shit, we all know that. Even Max. But he was her brother and she had to watch him— she had to watch it. And Tommy was being fucking vile, telling her things that weren’t true and god, babe, Max started tearing up and I just lost it.”
You leant in and kissed him, square on the mouth, tasting metal and medicine, a little of Steve underneath. He flinched but returned the sentiment, a soft noise leaving his throat at your sudden affection.
“Is Max okay?” You asked when you pulled back, cotton balls and bandaids abandoned in favour of running your thumbs over Steve’s jaw instead. He nodded, telling you that Hop dropped her off at Eddie’s, warning the other boy that he wasn’t allowed to hunt down Hagan either. “Good. Are you okay?”
Steve wrinkled his nose, gazing up at you. “Yeah m’fine. You’re not mad?”
You tucked your bottom lip between your teeth, hiding your smile. You shook your head, smoothed your thumbs over his cuts and scrapes, over the line of his cheekbone and the sensitive spot under his ear. Steve shivered and leaned in, giving you access to do whatever you wanted.
“I’m not mad, no,” you said softly, voice sticky with adoration. “My baby’s a badass.”
His cheeks turned pink at that, all flushed and pretty looking, head tilting up until his nose bumped yours and you gave him what he wanted. A sweet kiss, soft and a little lingering, only breaking away when Hopper made a big fuss of shuffling back in, ripped up pieces of paper stuffed in his pockets, a small smirk on his face.
After, Steve let you drive him home, your bunny slippers on the pedals, his hand on your bare thigh. He perched himself on the kitchen counter without arguing, the same place he’d placed you after you’d brawled with Cindy. The boy was just as reluctant when you produced more antiseptic, cotton soaked and wielded like a weapon as you asked him to sit still for you. He didn’t need any Band-Aids, so you granted him another kiss, soft over his poor, split lip and he only let you go - albeit, grudgingly - to call Max and check in.
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erzajane headcanons…. i have Many….
-Erza suddenly just Remembers that she is ripped and can carry literally anything sometimes. And whenever she does she immediately picks mira up without warning. miras more of the Literal manhandler in the relationship (because that’s how you manage people when u have 2 younger siblings u literally had to raise) but erza is just like …. pick up wife……….. soican carry Her…….. 😊😊and mira is like WAAAH! she gets startled everytime.
-grey is their NUMBER ONE HATER. He gets forced to take pictures of them being gross together and every single time he is DISGUSTED! despite the show giving grey and erza unnecessary weird romantic tension that made no sense i think theyre super siblings & it’s really like watching your older sister be in love type of disgust. Cana was their number one hater when they tore up the guild in fights but now she’s like Awwwwww … Leave them be grey! theyre Cute!
-happy tried. So Hard to do the “she loooooves you” thing to them after they get together but theyre just like yes I do :3 and he gets really pissed off he can’t make either of them mad anymore after the YEARS of pining. and then he extra torments lucy
-any time erza and mira have a nice moment during their rival era natsu jumps in and is like AWWW! GROUP HUUUG! and ruins it
-lucy is sooooo jealous. imagine u have 2 GORGEOUS beautiful friends u lowkey want & they GET TOGETHER. she’s hyping them up but she wants to be both of them. she’s like that one picture “I'm Finna just join somebody else relationship..Bitch scoot over.. I love y'all..” She also spills all her relationship drama to mira (about natsu juvia cana whoEVER (she’s moronromantic)) and since erzas there too she’s like WHAT?! HUH? because her autistic ass had no idea about any of this. she’s like “Guys can i just join your relationship instead im so tired” and miras like Awww silly lucy 😊
-& as an extension of this mira starts spilling ALL. the tea. to erza. mira is the type to stir the pot unnecessarily because she’s bored (i.e her messing with lucy by saying grey and natsu like her) even when she’s absolutely positive something is just a false rumor. she’s been holding all that REAL shit in to herself and as soon as lisanna gets back she EXPLODES with gossip she’s collected to lisanna and erza whenever they get together. she’s a good secret keeper mostly but her sister and girlfriend Will Know. erza starts teasing people (subtly) much more as a result.
-elfever & erzajane in-law shenanigans. They stay over at each others places often all together (with lisanna too. freeloading on either of their couches) and cook dinner together…
-grief made mira give a fuck sooo much less. especially initially after someone would playfully make a jab and instead of dissing back she’d be like Oh you! but erza would get pissed off that she was passive and start fighting people for her. and then mira would just be like wow<3
-for most of their earlier days erza was almost always in a full suit of armor as a coping mechanism. despite really loving to dress up, she never really did it outside of her own room because she didn’t feel safe enough to, so that leads to mira seeing an ankle and being filled with lust like it’s the 1600s. over time she grows more comfortable and stuff but like. jus imagine u see ur crush out of a suit of armor for the first time and she is just absolutely RIPPED. cmon now. you’d die too
-if mira gets notes from secret admirers or letters from fans erza will proofread them. She is a living grammarly. she also just gets jealous
-through mira’s transformation magic she starts hiding her scars from battles when she starts modeling. erza doesn’t say anything about it but it pisses her off so bad because she thinks mira is gorgeous just the way she is. mira just tryin to make that bank now that she can’t work as a wizard 🔥 let her be
-they both dickride each other when they fight other people. especially in the grand magic games arc mira was picking everyone up and spinning them around and screaming BEAT THEIR ASS ERZA!!!!!! n meanwhile erza is just like Heh…. this was only 2% of her power… She could’ve PULVERIZED her…. like okaaay i see u!
#kibinevershutsthefuckup#kibitalk#erzajane#erza scarlet#mirajane strauss#fairy tail#i think this aort of counts as a longpost#a little bit.#whateva erzajane be upon ye
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sherlock & co. review from an insane person (me) coz this is like. the 25th? sherlock adaptation i've checked out so ofc i have opinions on everything ever. and ik ppl who work on indie podcasts browse tumblr sometimes so just in case you work on this DON'T click keep reading, this post is not for youuu shoo. thanks x
ok so far it's like. fine? which is lowkey sad coz i wish it was smtg i really liked but it hasn't gripped me yet which is a shame but yknow. early days. i'm giving it time since it's only 15 episodes so far
my main issue is like. i really wish it wasn't so obviously influenced by bbc but it just so clearly is which is a shaaame like it's better than bbc in every aspect but yknow. not a high bar to clear. like it kinda feels like they liked a lot of things abt bbc and set out to fix the bad parts (h&w friendship being nonexistent, the mysteries being shit) but just kept the rest? in some places keeping things that were invented by bbc which is. baffling tbh
i'm not really picky when it comes to h&w personalities like i think it's fine to just do whatever you want w them, i think it's really fun when an adaptation gives them different personalities than what you're used to but, and this is where it feels far too bbc-ish for comfort, i just don't like it when sherlock is a cunt for no reason? like. he's not a mean person he's only mean in bbc coz moffat thought house md was cool and ripped it off. can we stop making him mean pleeeease 😭 he's just some guy..................
h&w relationship wise it's like... ok so i tend to go into adaptations with a fully clean slate so like i never let my general attachment to them influence how i view them in specific adaptations, the work itself needs to sell me on both the characters and the relationship and like... here neither of those really happened yet which makes me sad coz i think by now it should've but i'm giving it time. at least they're friends and i like that watson is useful for cases/knows things holmes doesn't sometimes coz thats like. such an essential element to sh stories for me and a loooottt of adaptations tend to just completely forget it so that's a win but idk if anything they're too tame? like i dont expect a romance but they can't just be casual friends they need to be bat shit crazy about each other. to me. but like maybe that'll develop over the rest of the podcast we'll see
kinda related to that point but case-wise i think holmes is a bit too ahead of everyone else sometimes which isn't inherently a problem but it does once again smell of bbc which like. noone should ever emulate moffat writing don't do that 🙏 god bles. but i've been able to solve every case along with/before the mcs which is like. thee point of mystery stories for me so yea i really like the stories themselves so far, especially the way they manage to make them solvable even without visuals or narration. OH and i almost forgot but i rly like the soundtrack, i love it when sh soundtracks have a heavy emphasis on violins coz. yknow
howeverr i am on my hands and knees begging them not to give watson a girlfriend tho like please oh myfffucking god . obvs watsonlock doesn't usually factor into my enjoyment of adaptations given that like. y'know. out of the hundreds out there theres only two where either of them is even gay so it's not something i expect nor require but like. to me it is essential that these two ppl are insane abt each other and don't really have anyone else, definitely noone important. like even the rdj movies got this despite ritchie's obsession w the 2 men 1 woman dynamic so idk why i'm constantly having to wage a war against random unnecessary romances for either watson or, god forbid, holmes. when the only interesting relationship either of these men have is with each other. that one granada holmes quote about them choosing not to include mary coz holmes and watson dont need anyone else etc etc. like i seriously dislike it when they introduce anyone else like cmonnnnnn thog dont care
anyway tldr. i guess if asked to pick a short description i'd say. promising? i hope it's gonna be good in the long run. the way they do mysteries is already something i like so. i hope they keep that up and i hope the h&w relationship evolves into something i enjoy coz so far i'm like. i can see the bones of smtg i'll potentially like but it's not there yet. but also like. this is an indie production i'm listening to for free so ion wanna rip into it these are mainly just what i liked/disliked based on the preferences i developed with this one quick trick (grow up completely insane abt sherlock holmes -> consume every adaptation that you can get your paws on -> no profit)
#i left out a lot coz i didn't wanna make it ten kilometres long but this is most of it ig#i also have a lot of issues w how modern adaptations depict his addiction problems but that's a different post#sh stuff#sherlock holmes#sherlock & co#also im not putting it on the tierlist yet but i will eventually#it's too short for now i wanna see how it plays out before i judge it#sh reviews
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ep by ep thoughts (ck s6ep3)
spoilers below!!!!!!! join me in my brain dump!!!! literally someone freak out about this damn show with me!!! pls!!!! these are my live thoughts on cobra kai season 6 episode 3...
Ep3:
Oh lord not a gender reveal party
Anthony mention no Anthony to be seen
Samtory just kiss already
Daniel and Johnny being so paranoid is insane
“Im too old for this shit” IS A GREAT LINE
Im actually really fucking sick of this show making any asian character speak in broken English like ???? i just don’t understand
OH I SMELL A SAMTORY EPISODE
Omg court ordered slumbie by girl dad Johnny this show is absurd
I fuck with kwon leave him alone kreese
DevonS NEVER HAD A SLUMBER PARTY IM CRYING SHES TOO GOOD FOR THE WORLD
I am uncomfortable with Johnny being at the slumbie…
Ok miyagi plot sucks but we already knew it would
Yawning why isn’t Demetri in this episode miss him
Johnny ANTAGONIZING THEM I can’t
SAM AND TORY ARE SO CUTE LAUGHING WITH THE PILLOWS IM CRYING
HONESTLY LET THEM KISS ALREADY
I could go on a whole rant but at the end of the day tory deserves healthy FRIENDSHIPS with people who are good for her, sam deserves to be friends with people with her same interests, and Devon deserves friends that are girls!!!!!!!!!! They all need each other!!! Let them all be friends !!
Johnny stealing Miguel and robby’s phones his actually quite fucked up soooooooo
“I thought you were miaygi do now” IS A LINE TO JOHNNY?????? I hate trailer editors
kwon can fuck shit up… sekai taikai winner fr
SAMTORY MAKE UP YES
Literally THANK GOD I was afraid they’d just bury all their shit but they’re FIGHTING AND TALKING AND APOLOGIZING
(This is the conversation Eli and demetri deserved in s4. Like “I can’t believe what I did to your arm” *starts crying* LIKE CMON)
Regardless samtory also deserve this moment
SAMTORY HUG I CAN’T I CAN’T SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
Seriously get this miyagi shit out of here this is so unnecessary
Hate to say it but kreese was better off in jail he can stop corrupting minors now
Samtory fight is HOT sorry not sorry
Devon please keep doubting Johnny he has issues
ONLY SIX FIGHTERS????????? Ohhhhh noooooooooo my prediction of demetri having to fight for a spot is very real
Sorry to say but he just is not making it over there
WAIT WHO TF IS MAKING IT TO BARCELONA?? SIX???
Its gonna be Miguel, robby, sam, tory, hawk, and Kenny because the writers hate demetri
Boy and girl captains so they can rehash sam/tory and Miguel/robby fights AGAIN? Im over this shit I nominate hawk and Devon as captains fr
Well it means you don’t all get to compete……. You bet your ass the whole dojo better be booking flights to cheer on the miyagi do 6
I have SO many feelings after this one
I genuinely don’t know who will go other than sam tory Miguel and sam
PS I just have to reiterate: NO DEMETRI??? I want a refund on ep3 I thought we were over this whole special guest thing
#ck spoilers#cobra kai spoilers#cobra kai season 6 spoilers#binary boyfriends#hawkmetri#cobra kai#elimetri
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ima talk my shit ab how dr cha ended actually
my thing is, very very happy for dr cha for finding herself, n the ending made so much sense plotwise. like imagine being a housewife for 20 years,your husband almost let you die, your mother in law is a odd one,your daughter ungrateful (I'll really die on this hill like til she found out bout her dad i wanted to fight her like cmon now),then to add on you do all this work to get back into the medical field, only for you to find out your husband been cheatin on you n has a daughter the same age as yours,THEN to get ANOTHER liver transplant after the first one failed,then having a divorce,,yea she does not need a man after that😭😭
HOWEVER,the slowburn was so unnecessary if they were jus gonna do a timeskip have roy end up w somebody else. like i really wanted to see jeongsuk n roy together bcs like...16 long episodes of him literally following her like a puppy for yall to break them UP ? NO WAY
like bro was ready to give her his liver, asked if she could come w him to meet his family,n lets not forget how he held her sOOO close when she fell off the building, + all the talk bout "hurry up n come to me" ?!?!?!?!?!
like again very happy for jeongsuk but like....i wanted them together in the timeskip im sawry
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Moxxi? 👀💕
LETS GOOOOO MOXXI NATION!!!!!!!!!
How I feel about this character
oh my god, I LOVE Moxxi so much. having a character who is so confident, so involved in the plot and just has the greatest vibe, I adore her. I love how Moxxi is a person who knows what she wants and will get it. I love how the story does give her a backstory but she doesn't dwell on it that much rn bc Moxxi KNOWS she's better now and fuck others who abused and underestimated her. she's hypnotizing on screen, she's so great and also may I add her voice is great. also I'm a bi person myself so lemme just say, she's so so gorgeous
All the people I ship romantically with this character
legit atp who do I NOT ship with Moxxi lmaO but lemme think
Amara - did u see the comic? I won SO HARD, thank u Moxxara nation. I love successful women in love and Amara canonically is super impressed by her. they would match each other so well
Zane - the fact that he becomes such a sad wet sock of a man when she doesn't remember him, I love it. they would match each other's freak
Lilith - my dear AU in which Lilith won the Underdome and started dating Moxxi. again, I think Moxxi would want someone powerful and confident by her side
Ember - great possibility of them getting together and running the casino together <3
Tim - the fandom has soured my feelings regarding them but I still think it's charming and regard them as exes who broke up on good terms
Rhys - can't convince me they didn't have a one night stand
Fiona - Moxxi was her lesbian awakening
Sasha - fuck blands fandom and I think it's so so entertaining. they both deserve this cmon
Zer0 - it's so fcukin funny how Moxxi would try so hard to seduce them but they don't care. but secretly they find her so hot
My non-romantic OTP for this character
aahhh I think she would love to chat and catch up with Hammerlock! he definitely has free drinks at her place but always insists on paying. they love to talk long hours after her shift. honestly that's how I see her relationship with Tim after the breakup too, they like to meet up and just talk. also I like the potential friendship between Moxxi and Athena. I love how in TPS they're so casual but friendly to each other
My unpopular opinion about this character
Her BL3 designs is the best one, it CLEARS
I don't think she's a manipulative mastermind or whatever shit fandom paints her to be. she's a skilled and intelligent woman, not a manipulator. Jack would end up the way he is no matter what guys
the innuendo shtick is pretty boring, I wish they'd focus on other aspects of her character
I hate when fandom insists her last name is "Hodunk". u rly think she after so many marriages would keep a last name of a clan which abused her?
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
actually uno reverse card - what I don't want to happen to Moxxi is that I don't want her to get a permanent relationship. I like the fact that she's a free lady who just does what she wants. she doesn't need another marriage, she deserves to be herself
I wish we could go to Jackpot under her management! I wish we could see how she runs it and what flare does this place have rn
I wish she could apologize to Ellie for her comments regarding her weight. it was so unnecessary and seriously Burch, why the fuck did u put this in the game
#ask#shinakazami1#borderlands#mad moxxi#I love u Moxxi keep on girlbossing#she's just so so amazing I love thinking abt her. Moxxi :3
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wait, the guy Dom streamed with a few days ago (wednesday??) is bad news???
man, why is it so hard for athletes to not do shit like this 🧍🏼♂️i know we should not act all shocked and "omg i didn't expect this at all" esp. if we don't know them at all lmao, but dammnnn, i did expect better from him. tbf worst things have been done in the football world but still, cmon man 😭 don't do that shit
- long ass rant anon lol
Hi my lovely!! 🫶🏼
Crying that now you sign yourself by the long ass rant anon. 😭 I love to hear from you, if you want we can find a better name (although as a fellow person who talks way too much, I second it and love it!!)
Ehh, bad news might be a stretch, but because I want my players to not get unnecessary hate, he's not the type of guy I watch with happy eyes being around Domi lol. I think with all what has been going on lately, it's not exactly the best look to sit right next to a guy who is getting paid to use an online gambling game. 😭 Especially when it's so easy to misinterpret, and spread bs and people just seem to bite at everything Domi does. So yeah, I would have expected to "do better" as well, there's nothing wrong with doing a stream once, who cares, but third night in a row and the whole gambling thing, yeah, no. Call me conservative, but too much for me. 😭
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I haven’t been on tumblr in a while, but i’m here to rant to you, my fellow sensible pissed off carat “hag” LOL
I posted on weverse today (hidden from artist), calling out the people who are harassing joshua and the girl, and the people who sent a protest truck (which is an embarrassment, and funnily enough the korean antis also find it embarrassing and unnecessary), telling them to get a life or find a hobby. Not even a minute since i posted and someone replied that I’M “despicable” for calling out fans on weverse. HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Actually i don’t know what to say about that bec i am so dumbfounded.. another person replied that joshua was caught lip syncing at the concert. ?? i find that “issue” SO ANNOYING because 1) most, if not all, artists lip sync to some extent at concerts, unless they don’t do intense choreography. Even band vocalists stop singing for a bit to catch their breath.. 2) this wasn’t an issue prior to the dating rumors. No one cared! But now they hate joshua and will shit on him for everything <3
Also asked korean carats yesterday to explain to me how dating as an idol is considered “deceiving fans”. They replied to me explaining that it’s because joshua was rarely on ig/wv, but all this time he’s been doing lovestagram with a girl. I get it, but also i don’t think it’s valid cmon now ……….. they’re so offended to the point that someone shaved their eyebrows after hearing the rumors, and another commented a 5-page essay on joshua’s instagram about idols deceiving fans
And NOW another person posted on weibo starting a rumor that hoshi and rv y3r1 are dating. I need people to be for real. I NEED THEM TO SHUT UPPPPPPPP 😭😭😭😭
FELLOW SENSIBLE PISSED OFF CARAT HAG I LOVE THIS TITLE LMAOOO
no but i saw the truck as well and my only thought was woah you guys truly are miserable aren't you? you can go on dates, you can meet people, you can be all lovey dovey if you want, but if an idols even dares to have a rumor? for shame!!!! jail for a thousand years!!! how dare he to deceive fans!!!! which also like you said whenever you ask someone what's that even supposed to mean they're like "well uuh you see uuh he spent his private time doing his private things instead of coddling fans and giving us attention 😠😠" ok and. good for him for being able to put such a clear line between fan and artist
and the lip syncing thing let's be for real!!! every single svt member has done it at one point or another because their shows are ridiculously demanding when it comes to choreography, and you're so right if it was that important why didn't they say anything before all of this blew up!! excuses my guys you are all so miserable!!
the person that shaved their eyebrows did make me laugh ngl LMAO i was like ooh totally me when we get youngk dating rumors LMAO but in a serious note i understand that part of the appeal of idols is this closeness they have with fans and what not, but fans need to understand that there's a line they will never cross, they need to understand these are not some puppets for them to play with but actual real human beings with human lives that Will do things that maybe you don't want them to do. i get being upset that your fave is dating would be lying if i never got upset about it especially when i was young. but the point these people are reaching? genuinely asking you all to seek help because it's just ridiculous
also nothing that happens on weverse can ever be good people there are just. Yikes LMAO
dude i saw someone trying to start a rumor that was wonwoo dating seulgi, mingyu sakura and hoshi yooa like if you're gonna be like that at least agree on who you're gonna use to be stupid LMAO
(also if you wanna send the screenshot of the person calling you despicable i would appreaciate it i need a laugh and maybe be a dick and stalk someone on weverse LMAO)
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I always appreciate it when I see cutesy, light cybergoth fits - it’s good show of the style’s versatility. Dark and neon will always remain my personal favourite combination, but god damn does light and pastel look good as hell too. It’s not as rare as you’d expect, either (although I do wish Eisenfunk included something like it in their music videos at least once, they could’ve definitely done the industrial sterile style with their music cmon). The cyberlox this girl’s got are AMAZING - surely hand-made by SOMEONE, as all cyberlox are, but this time the care whoever made this put into making them look good is so evident. It’s on par with some of the more expensive cyberlox I’ve seen out there (and tbh I never really got why cyberlox can get so expensive... isn’t a lot of the style’s charm the fact that you can do a lot with less? Whatever... consumerism ruins everything... even tubular crin market prices, apparently).
And also like... her bracelets? Such a lovely touch, I know for a fact kid (and less-restrained me) would think that’s the coolest shit on earth as soon as I saw her bracelets. Layering done RIGHT on the arms, no lie. Tbh even now I think it’s the coolest shit ever, I just love funny cute jangly bracelets (in this regard I am like a magpie, crow, house sparrow, whatever).
The blonde wig I appreciate, and I kind of thank God whoever this is decided to go with blonde over white or even pastel pink - it actually reminds me a bit of gyaru, which I also very very very much like... Plus, it’s just very nice lookin’ innit.
Also the fluffies may not be “FUR BOOM FLUFFY EXPLOSION” huge but they’re extremely cute. Her whole fit kind of makes me think of a bunny-inspired cybergoth fit, for myself I mean (catgirls are kind of overdone, no?)... Now that WOULD be very, very cute. Also a good use of the fluff that is oh-so-often found in the style. It’s certainly not the best fit I’ve ever seen but I do like it a lot. Only qualms are the goggles and the bag - with the bag I get it, it’s hard to find matching bags for any kind of outfit unless it’s a very plain bag (booooooring), but the goggles add a ton of unnecessary clutter to the head. Clutter is essential, but it doesn’t mean you can’t have tasteful clutter.
Also.. the worst part of the fit? The mask... It reminds me of masks sold at my local weeb shop... I hate ‘em. Born a hater for these mf things.
Lacks some soul, but so do like 99% of all cybergoth fits I see. Wear the clothes, not vice versa something something.
Overall, a 6.5/10. I’d wear something like this myself, with a few adjustements...
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Hate how reliant on technology my job is and hate how little budget there is to make the tech stable. Someone didn't turn my pc off properly on Friday so now it's repairing every time I turn it on and then the register software updated and broke and now it won't open at all for me never mind how slow and bloated the hard drive is because god forbid they clear out the server and store shit from five years ago on a separate space and turn off all the unnecessary windows deatures that force slow down. The IT team are a bunch of jobsworths which. Fair. But when I can solve the issues I face better than them???? Cmon now
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ace attorney ships rant 👍
hot take that WILL offend a buncha ace attorney fanz who r rlly in2 the shipping: i luv gumworth i luv langworth i luv dickbutz (heehee) i….. don’t luv wrightbutz or watevr u wud call that bc larry is j a shit ass friend most of the time letz b honest.. takes a lotta fanon n cute official art 2 make him tolerable n charming imo. he’s funny w gumshoe but he’s nevr been real supportive of phoenix despite othr characterz.
so now that i’ve offended the phoenix x larry trutherz let’s move on2 the real meat of this post: the point is that despite my luv 4 all of these shipz, none of em can top wrightworth, cuz that shit is basically the whole goddamn game. it writez itself. evry time i hear sum shit abt edgeworth not caring abt phoenix cuz he prosecuted against him.. liek wtf u mean liek how he did his job?? he does not choose 2 prosecute against phoenix hes assigned cases. the fact that he has Elevator Trauma shud xplain the rest of his initial coldness. n idgaf if yr argument is that the “unnecessary feelings” line wuznt supposd 2 hav that context bc cmon man. ik it wuznt but holyyyy shit u HAV 2 see the potential
I LUV GUMWORTH. their potential 4 comedy n liek.. dynamic duo-ism is awesome. lang is sexy n he def had a thing 4 edgeworth. but cmon man yr puttin a big ole “DNI” 4 liek almost the entire ace attorney fandom?? cuz u don’t liek wrightworth? WRIGHTWORTH??? r u tryna b special.. u make me wanna delete my carrd man. u take me back 2 my wattpad n pinterest rootz….. n i dun liek it ☹️ which is craz cuz i only evr see u ppl complaining on here, nevr ne where else. tbh i hav never seen the supposed “attackz” on gumworth ppl by wrightworth ppl in general. but pls enlighten me if u c it happenin on here. send me a link 2 the post, idk. i’ll b real mad @ whoever’s dissing gumworth or watevr ship 4 u. but i gotta c it 2 believe it
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Gonna preface this with zelda hate is stupid (and that this is NOT a jab at op). Girl was put through the wringer give her a break. Terrible father, no freedom, suffocating burden, and then 100 years fighting a calamity. Not to mention all her loved ones died on her 17th birthday. And she was friends with link. Wtf are half of you on about. They made up.
Now, before they made up, zelda was antagonising someone she was in a position of power over. Should she have chosen to verbally abuse link, all he could do was stand there and take it being under order from the king to watch over her. Doesn't matter if he wanted to leave, he had to stay.
But zelda didn't verbally abuse him? Sure she was a little mean at times, but she was mostly just arguing for her freedom? Anyone can see she just wanted to be left alone, and she knew link had no choice but be there. It's a little emotionally immature to lash out at someone who has to be there, but god damn she's 16!!! Sure she's she's princess but she isn't the pinnacle of people!
And then after a life is saved and heart to heart is had, they made up. Link forgave her after zelda realised she was being unfair and apologised?? Why do you hate her she was under so much pressure and reacted like anyone would, but realised she was in the wrong and redeemed herself! (Wasn't much redemption needed, she barely did anything wrong)
Now onto revali. We know he's an asshole. We know that that's mask for his insecurities. We know that he sees his insecurities becoming real with how he views link. We know thats not really the case, and he's just being an emotional teenager (not bashing, just facts).
So, not so different from zelda. Zelda was under tons of pressure to do something she didn't know how to do, lashed out at nearest person who happened to reflect her insecurities with his sick sword skills. Revali was under lots of pressure from himself to attain perfection, lashed out at someone who he felt wouldn't acknowledge him and was given an opportunity he thought he should have had a shot at because of a sword.
But revali wasn't in a position of power over link. He was his equal, if not slightly below him. And he is also a teenager?? (atleast of similar age to zelda) (why are there so many children fighting wars) (get your shit together hyrule) (and get these kids some therapy while your at it)
Yet he is much worse in his opinion of link. In their interactions (from what we see) he isnt so bad, but his diary is pretty telling of his actual opinions (from 100 yrs ago) (as a spirit he's more just, sarcastically friendly) which are, very not good. He calls him "truly slow witted" for not speaking. Cmon dude. Chill.
(This is also at some fault to mistranslation/misinterpretation from the original Japanese version, in which hes just trying to spark a rivalry and isn't actually an ass to link)
But he didn't have a chance to get to know link well. He wasn't constantly shadowed by him, didnt have his life saved by him, didn't have a heart to heart in the rain with him, ect. Then he died, and probably felt it pointless to start a friendship now, when he would be moving on soon. (Or maybe I've read to much fanfic but eh).
Uh I think I've lost my point. To summarise: zelda was in a position of power over link, but wasn't that bad towards him and they became friends. Revali wasn't in a position over link, but was pretty bad, and never got the chances zelda had to apologise to link.
So zelda hate is stupid and unnecessary, but this is fandom, so like who you like and dislike who you dislike, and don't like don't interact (or block) is always a thing.
The only difference is one is a woman who had the audacity to raise her voice 🫢
#i think i lost my main message but its 7am and i wanted to give my thoughts because i have so many#i really like these characters. they all are so similar its near uncanny and they come to same conclusions#and with revali i know hes an ass so when i write/draw him i make him nicer because hes so unnecessary#bro chill youre all gonna die soon#and i do love my girl zelda shes amazing yknow but just not the kind of character i go for? not like that.#i just love the emotionally stunted assholes what can i say#revali#zelda#link#botw#loz
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hi can i request toji smut for ash with DILF! Toji where y/n is his babysitter and then she gets paid and Toji ends up getting a liking for her and i dont know somehow they fuck thankyou love to you both <3
Hey, I had fun doing this. Wasn’t sure what you meant by paid but I mean she got fucked by Toji so she got paid one way or the other. Hope you enjoy.
- ash
tw : age gap, drunk sex, cervix fucking, fingering, cheating, hot tub sex LOL, pet names, slight dacryphilia, ass play (?), some others, 18+
NSFW 18+
wc : 3k
'Cmon megumi please stop playing around' you complain, hands reaching out to push the toys away from the small child. His lip starting to quiver as his favourite car was torn away from him, cries and wails screeching out of him as you quickly picked him up and hugged him in hope he would shut the f-
Y/N L/N. 22 year old babysitter for Mr Fushiguro. 37 year old, Determined, strong widower for his passed wife. She died 14 months ago and since then he was on the hunt for any woman to look after his birthed kid, as he couldn't do it for 'private reasons'
And there you were, a pretty, young girl with the sweetest tongue, kind words and amazing with kids. Almost perfect for raising his kid.
You never really heard any information about megumis mother. When you first asked about her it seemed like she was just a failed one night stand, unfortunate enough to pass during the pregnancy, meaning Toji had to take in the little pot of gold.
Megumi was only small when his mother was stripped from his life, chubby cheeks and fingers reaching out to you as you raised him like your own. You being at the house 5 days a week meant he was practically your own. Doting eyes just like yours, toothless adorable grin. His dad spoilt him, gifts and presents every day in attempt to make up for his loss time. It wasn't his fault, he's a busy man. Tuesday and Sunday were the only times he seemed available to care for megumi, even then he would ask you to come round. Spending time with the two of them have made you grow awfully close, almost like a second family of your own.
'Okay let's get you to bed' You say after finally managing to calm him down, his baby fat clinging onto your skin as you felt his soft breathing tingling in your ears, making you giggle. Placing him in his cot you wrapped him tight, planting a small kiss on his forehead. However, as you began to leave he started to wail, bubbling tears and puffed out lips, craving more hugs and cuddles from his now seemed mother figure. You couldn't leave him, your soft spot ached every time he weeped for you.
'Fine Megumi only 10 minutes okay?' You pick him up and sit on the couch next to him cot, lying down and planting him on your chest as you hug megumi tightly, little face squished against your collar bones.
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'Fuck- shit'
You woke up from your accidental rest to the noise of clacking and laughter from downstairs. Your heart began to race at the feeling of intruders. Quickly grabbing your phone you alert yourself of the time.
1:25am
Ah it must just be Mr fushiguro back from his...occupation. Getting up you gently placed megumi in his allocated bed, wrapping him with blankets and teddy's, cooing at the sight of megumis soft cheek flopped against his pillow. Closing the door gently you trailed downstairs, making sure not to make too much noise.
'Y/N?'
Spinning your head around you spotted toji in the kitchen, beer in his hand as he lazily drinks in your outfit. A basic set of jeans and a vest, long hair draped over your shoulders.
'Oh, hi mr fushiguro. Sorry for being here so late megumi wasn't settling down...'
'No worries always a pleasure to have you round' his greedy, tipsy eyes staring you down like you were just meat to him.
You always felt small in his company, he was without a doubt extremely attractive. Scarred lip and hench body always caught you off guard, unnecessary touches of your waist as he attempts to get by and the feeling of his eyes lingering made your heart skip a beat. But he was almost double your age, it meant nothing...
'Ah- I best get going then.' You smile, clutching onto your bag and spinning around.
'Wait-'
His strong hand clenched onto your wrist, thumb kneading into your skin. Looking back on him he had a sweet smile nourished onto his face, the same one he had the first time you met.
'I haven't even got to show you something I brought, cmon-'
-
Infront of you was a wide hot tub, smoke steaming from the water, light up stair case leading up to the actual pool of water. You couldnt help but stare in shock at how nice it looked, confused however - on why this was relevant.
'Wow mr fushiguro this is really nice...'
'Yep! Thought you deserved a bit of a treat, ya know? Something to keep you occupied while your home with megumi.'
His eyes stayed set on the pool. Arms crossed whilst you tried your best not to freak out. You knew he was generous, and extremely well off but...this is absurd, this hot tub must've costed thousands.
'I- mr fushiguro you didn't have to, I- I don't know what to-'
'You don't have to say anything' he chuckled, rolling the bottom of his top off and throwing it off his head. His legs trailing into the pool. Sitting down, the muscles on his biceps shone out under the moonlight and glare of the LED's. Gaze attached onto yours, small smirk planted on his face as he noticed your discomfort.
'Sir what are you doing?! It's almost 2am?!'
'Lighten up a bit, just thought to try it out. You gonna join?'
Looking over your shoulder at the door, you bit your lip at the feeling of being so close to the man who hired you. But the offer was so tempting, surely one sit in the tub wouldn't mean anything.
'I- I don't have any clothes...'
'So? I'm in my boxers? Just take your clothes off- promise I won't look.' He winked, mockingly covering his eyes with his hands.
You couldn't help but elicit a laugh as you nervously begin to take off your clothes, unbuttoning your jeans and pulling off your top leaving you in nothing but a bra and panties. Toji's eyes 'accidentally' gazing down to the curve of your hip and how you just happen to be wearing his favourite colour of blue on your panties.
Stepping in, the heat sent up your body. Your hands gripping the edge as you fully began seating yourself down. Cleavage of your breasts poking out from where the water reached up too. You could hardly look at him, the ends of your hair dampened as you pulled your knees towards your chest.
'You can look.'
'Wow princess you don't have to sit so far, I'm not gonna bite.'
Scoffing you nudged closer, your body right next to his. His arm moved to rest around the back of where your rested.
It was silence, the only noise made was from the buzzing off the tub and the occasional rustle of leaves. Your face was heated red and toji's eyes wouldn't leave you. You wanted nothing more but to get out and leave, but considering how your panties clung to you, it was hard to do so.
'You still do law?' He said breaking the silence.
'N-no I changed, I do linguistics now.'
'What? Why? When I met you you seemed certain on doing law?'
'I couldn't afford the costs.'
'Why didn't you say anything? I would've paid for it all?!' Annoyed, he lightly pinched your cheek. Your smaller hand swatting it away as you giggled at his kind gesture.
'All due respect sir, I couldn't possibly ask you to pay for a $30k course.'
'Hey, drop the formalities. You can call me Toji, unless you like calling me sir. But yeah of course you can, It's not like it's big money to me.'
You couldn't help but envy his wealth, you never came from a rich background. Your mom and dad scrapping every penny they had to look after you and your sibling, you almost had to drop out in order to pay for yours and their costs. You were never raised selfish, and for him to offer you like that was something that ticked you off.
'Well thankyou toji but I'd rather not accept your pity cash.' Alarmed voice startling him
'Woah, did i annoy you or something?!'
You wouldnt look at him again, but this time it was out of rage. You couldnt help but be jealous of him, gorgeous house, gorgeous son and for all it's worth, probably a gorgeous ex.
'Every time I meet you it's like you just hired me because I'm broke?! I don't know a thing about you.'
Quickly, you felt an arm tug on your arm pulling you closer to his form. The side of your hip rubbing against his.
'Not even, I hired you cause I knew you'd be the perfect girl to look after megumi. Why would I care if your broke? Here-' His hand offers out a glass of freshly poured wine from the portable bar behind him. Pushing it to your lips he tugged you to sip on the grape flavour. Your fingers reluctantly wrapping round the curved, circular top.
'-Lemme tell you more about me...'
-
An hour past and you learnt more about your employer, his job, his ex wife and more about his personal life. You felt terrible for how quick you were to judge him, but every time he made you laugh made you feel like he hardly cared.
'What about you?'
'Huh?!' You jump, startled and dazed out your mind. Alcohol settling in your stomach.
'God you seem done for the night-' Loud laughed boomed from him, lip chewed and bitten in embarrassment.
'-What time is it?'
Reaching back, you went to grab your phone. Flickering on the Lock Screen to show the digits 2:02. But to tojis shock, he didn't care about that. His eyes were more focused on the boy in the photo next to you. A mirror photo where your posing in a cute yellow dress, his hand grabbing the flesh of your ass, bent over all pretty for him.
He couldnt help but get annoyed, all this time you were in a relationship?
'You got a boyfriend?'
'Huh, oh...I should change that...erm no not my boyfriend. It's complicated...'
His eyes lit up at the sound of your failed relationship, fingers playing with the flesh on your waist as he curiously asked his next question.
'Wanna talk about it?'
'I-..I just don't...don't love him anymore. He cheated on me, I took him back but now I just cant stand him. Even when he shows me he's changed I- I just dont- I'm not inlove with him...'
The rim of your eye became watery, your fingers darting to wipe it away.
He's not a narcissist. Not by the slightest, thats why seeing you cry made Toji feel bad. Who would cheat on a woman like you? Your perfect. Someone Toji would treat...and do...so well.
'-I should probably get going.' Pushing yourself up, your waist was quickly halted back. Pulling you back onto Tojis lap, hands flat on his chest, his long fingers curving under your jaw, forcing you to stare up into his pretty eyes.
'I dont get what he can't see in you that I can. Your beautiful y/n, pretty, smart, if you were mine I'd be the luckiest man in the world.'
Was it the wine talking? The faint smell of alcohol on his breath symbolised he wasn't drunk enough to not know what he was saying, and his growing erection pointing at your leg was enough to tell you what he wanted.
And the way he was staring at you, gaze dropping from your eyes, to your lips, to the swell of your breasts in your tight cups, circles rubbed in on the flesh of your pudgy thighs seated so nice on him.
Your arms moved to wrap around his neck as you pushed yourself up, knees lifting you higher so you were staring down at him, your lips so close, almost touching. Soft splashes and noises of water ringing your ears.
'You mean that?' Your doting eyes staring into his, his succulent lips wet and so tempting.
'Yeah...yeah I do.'
And that's when it happened, your tongue pushed into his mouth. The grip around your waist made tighter as your saliva was swapped. Moans and whines drawn from your body causing nothing but ecstasy running through his veins.
The rim of your panties tugged and pulled at, your small hips grinding against his hard clothed cock, you were so certain you could feel his tip from how wet the water got him. His fingers edging against your wet slit, clit gently rubbed.
'Ah- feels so good...' you whine, his lips moved to attach at your neck as he agonisingly touched you, your head rolled back and body thrusting against him, you could've came from the sheer feeling of his fingers.
'Fuck- I cant tell if your dripping wet or if it's the water.' He smugly chuckled, digits plunged into your cunt to fuck in your g spot. The scrunch of your face and gape of your mouth had him smirking, scarred lip pulled upwards as he continued to mark you as his.
'Shit..need more. Please.' You beg, lips moving to peck at his, hands pushing down at his length, as he tried his best to suppress a groan from how good you felt on him.
'You think your ready? You really want it?' Flesh of your ass clawed at as you pulled out his girth, rubbing it against your entrance to try relieve some stress. Attempting to put it inside but you were so helpless it made him laugh, you were so small compared to him.
'Please...daddy. Wanna feel you fuck me so hard..please...' you whisper against his ear, hissing noises from your mouth sending jolts to the centre of his cock, a thrust of his hips pushed his whole cock inside your tight cunt. Nails clawed into his back and clothed tits pushed against his ripped chest.
'SHIT-'
'Fuck, you tryna wake everyone up?! Is that it? Want them to hear how good I can fuck you?’ He grabbed at your jaw, forcing you to stare at him as he slowly began thrusting his hips up inside you, the other hand rubbing against your cheeks and ass hole, the flesh grabbed and tugged at.
'No- ah- im sorry...'
Grinning at you, he couldnt help but smile at how your arms helplessly hooked against his, tits almost spilling out of their cups from how far his cock was inside of you. The bounce of your hips clapping your ass against his beefy thighs.
'Your so- fucking- tight-' he murmured, pace speeding up as he began fucking you on and off of his cock. Eyes shot to the back of your head, g spot sore and ruthlessly pounding at, the sound of splashing water covered the way you whines as he threw your bra to a side and pinched at your erect nipples, the flesh of your skin rubbed against his chest. He could practically feel your cervix, tight pussy carved so perfectly for him. For his cock.
'Daddy- fuckkkkk...' voice bouncing from how quick he was fucking into you. '-you feel so much better- Ah- better than my b- boyfriend.'
'Ex.'
‘…ex..’ you moaned out, chasing the need for released, knot in your stomach tightening from the pushing of his long girth. He’s mended into you, carved a shape into your pussy so deep your forever his ‘gn cum…fuck…’
‘Yeah? Already?’ Gripping into your ass you elicited a loud moan, drunken head spinning from everything going on around you. ‘Cum then.’
Your warm liquids oozing down on his cock, the feeling driving him nuts as he rutted into you, his seed pushed deep into your tight cunt, hips faltering to a stop as he continued to fuck into you, until his sperm is planted in your stomach.
Lazily, you dropped your head on his shoulder, mouth panting and eyes tired from your aching body, his strong arms pulling you close to him as he pecked at your forehead, admiring how beautiful you looked.
‘Leave him.’ He muttered, rubbing soft circles into your hips.
‘I will. I promise…’
‘Good. You don’t know how long I’ve been wanting to make you mine’
A long kiss dragged out of the two of you, your soft lingering lips dropping all hints of sobriety on your tongue.
‘Hmm I only did the job for megumi’ you giggle fluttering eyelashes battering up at the man who can’t wait to put a ring on your finger.
‘Really? Well I ain’t stopping till we’ve gave megumi another sibling to play with…
…even if it takes all day’
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