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ok per the tags in the last post. obviously my mentally ill brain immediately decided i needed to do a timebomb one shot. i dont have the details yet, and ill probably write it tomorrow, but the gist is this: it takes place right as Jinx is trying to kill herself and Ekko keeps trying to stop her. she tells him to give her three reasons not to do it. he says there isnt that much time. she sees his time device. tinkers with it. figures something out and presses a button. Manages to pause time for a little while. "Now there is. Start talking."
#jaytp#arcane#timebomb#hes like um ok how did u do that and how long can we stay in this second#and shes like#bc im a genius and also i have no idea it could be forever oops#and hes like. wow. you really do not ever change.#and then they talk. and then kiss obviously.
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Ive said it before and I'll say it again Johanna hezenkoss should have been emmrichs ex-wife
#there are so many possibilities#and imagine if youre romancing it#and shes like#oh the professor hasnt told you about if wife#amd he corrects ex wife#god i wish#veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#emmrich volkarin#johanna hezenkoss
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people have got to stop calling sakamoto mutsu's boss. mutsu's his boss she just wants to help him feel special
#chitra.txt#/j in that this is how mutsu sees the world#gintama#but it is also true#i think if u look in the kaientai account books#it all flows to her#and one day sakamoto is like#hey mutsu#whats up with that#and shes like#dont worry about it#go negotiate#sakamoto is a very smart person but i think mutsu still just does what she wants
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when shes like "omgggg we spent all morning horny cuddling" and it was like flannel pajamas head stroking long conversations about feelings shit, literally the least horny cozy lesbo shit possible, so you need to straddle her and pull her hair for a bit to recalibrate yhe bitch
fucking lesbians istg
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the feminine urge to give every oc i have a tragic backstory despite it being completely unnecessary
#okay but like#every detective has a gruesome backstory thyere never just LIKE that yknow#i think it would be really funny if like#biddley has all these photos of a young lady tucked away and sadie finds them#and shes like#oh god he must have had an ex-love back in the day thats so sad#and one day hes like “oh no that's just me before i transitioned i was 20 and had long hair”#and hes just gruesome bc in that same era he was like#one of those true crime girlies (but like as a dude)
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Im trying to explain to one of my friends about this rosechaser fanfic I have in mind, but SHE DOESN'T GET MY VISION. I am devastated, lost, and in pain
#like i am explaining#how it should happen#and shes like#“huh?”#SHE DOESNT GET ME#im gonna die#iliyas yaps
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I really like how Aoi gets introduced antagonistically to Rin and the player character, we played too fast and loose with being protagonists and Aoi will make sure we stay in line
Then she shows up again in the Rabbit of Caerbannog story where she does the exact same thing to Kaya when she tries to centralize power under herself
Who will win, a wannabe dictator upstart or an elf who will ensure you do your taxes right
#Theres also a really good part where she tries to strongarm the lazy girl on the Bounty screen#and shes like#lol arrest me good luck getting anyone else to figure out this shit#Blue Archive
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i acc hate girls so much like can u stop looking so warm, huggable and kissable im trying to pay attention to the bio teacher
#/hj#wlw#bisexual#yeah so#maybe theres a girl#whos very pretty#ok this post is abt one specific girl in my class#and shes like#OMG#anyway#milo's crush chronicles#☁️
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forgot i finished my trollsona omg ! here she is shes a lil nerd <3

#myart#homestuck#trollsona#i made a whole ass au w my friends and me playing hs#like my friend abby is human and shes online friends w me and my other buddies who r trolls#and then we play sburb/sgrub#and shes like#OH FUCK? ALIENS?#ya its dumb i am like never not thinking abt this webcomic so
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Nothing in this world is as cruel as finding a bag of beef jerky and it's dog treats
#visiting my parents is suffering#i would come over and my mom is making fried rice#and shes like#this is for the dogs#canines are eating better than i am
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made a new oc btw her name is Lolya feel free to ask about her
#i had her name in my notes for a while but i decided who she was like two days ago#every time i make a story theres 3 main characters who all suck tbh#here too maybe lolya doesnt suck tbh but she is miserable (as is everyone)#she needs to smoke weed with kieran that will fix her#she starts off in a love triangle (in love with two guys) and then it turns out#onne of them is shit#and the other one is even worse#oh well too bad fuck that#wow shes the opposite of sanya he was like#my life is great. oh noo. oh noooo. ohhhhh fuckkkk#and shes like#my life is so shit i hate it here. wait..wsit
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sometimes i forget that one day i woke up and literally became a little brother
like one moment im the oldest of nine and then the next moment im suddenly the second oldest of ten and im an uncle?? i have a big sister?? like what?? thats so wild to me
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Sonia Sotomayor comes into your place of business and asks you if you agree with her ruling in Williamson Vs. Mazda and the whole time she's giving sexy looks to a car parked outside what do you do?
#roll for initiative#supreme court#justice sonia sotomayor#youre like not sure if shes gonna fuck the car either#it could just be#that she likes it for its sleek lines#and turbo charged engien#or like its personality or something.#you have no idea#your shift doesnt end for another three hours tho#and shes like#settling in#putting her purse down and sthff
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a wandering knight, drawn to the quiet of the forest. her touch may be a blessing or a curse.
#my art#artists on tumblr#illustration#knight whose touch turns anything into plants and it can vary from subject to subject. she came to this power 'mysteriously'#the transformation is also dependent on how long contact is maintained... smiley face....#idk maybe once in a while i'll drop something like this. it's fun to think of a character while trying to banish an art block#also thanks for liking the wip of this!!!!
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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi





update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome



quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~





also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience
#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333#soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it#and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend#because he couldn't stop thinking about her#and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it#and he was furious she was furious#he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices#you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct#maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo#manga#yaoi#twitter#old man yaoi#queer#gay#long post#lgbt#japan#japanese
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