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people have got to stop calling sakamoto mutsu's boss. mutsu's his boss she just wants to help him feel special
#chitra.txt#/j in that this is how mutsu sees the world#gintama#but it is also true#i think if u look in the kaientai account books#it all flows to her#and one day sakamoto is like#hey mutsu#whats up with that#and shes like#dont worry about it#go negotiate#sakamoto is a very smart person but i think mutsu still just does what she wants
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the feminine urge to give every oc i have a tragic backstory despite it being completely unnecessary
#okay but like#every detective has a gruesome backstory thyere never just LIKE that yknow#i think it would be really funny if like#biddley has all these photos of a young lady tucked away and sadie finds them#and shes like#oh god he must have had an ex-love back in the day thats so sad#and one day hes like “oh no that's just me before i transitioned i was 20 and had long hair”#and hes just gruesome bc in that same era he was like#one of those true crime girlies (but like as a dude)
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Im trying to explain to one of my friends about this rosechaser fanfic I have in mind, but SHE DOESN'T GET MY VISION. I am devastated, lost, and in pain
#like i am explaining#how it should happen#and shes like#“huh?”#SHE DOESNT GET ME#im gonna die#iliyas yaps
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I really like how Aoi gets introduced antagonistically to Rin and the player character, we played too fast and loose with being protagonists and Aoi will make sure we stay in line
Then she shows up again in the Rabbit of Caerbannog story where she does the exact same thing to Kaya when she tries to centralize power under herself
Who will win, a wannabe dictator upstart or an elf who will ensure you do your taxes right
#Theres also a really good part where she tries to strongarm the lazy girl on the Bounty screen#and shes like#lol arrest me good luck getting anyone else to figure out this shit#Blue Archive
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You know, the real problem with Rhaenyra/Criston, apart from all the other problems, is that he's all about monogamy and she's all about polygamy. In this essay I will
#house of the dragon#rhaena targaryen#ser criston cole#so awks when he gives her his big true love reject your position speech#and shes like#no but you could be my piece on the side
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i acc hate girls so much like can u stop looking so warm, huggable and kissable im trying to pay attention to the bio teacher
#/hj#wlw#bisexual#yeah so#maybe theres a girl#whos very pretty#ok this post is abt one specific girl in my class#and shes like#OMG#anyway#milo's crush chronicles#☁️
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Would anyone be interested in a fanfic series about Matthias Helvar's sister surviving and ending up to be a Grisha and Matthias finds out so she has to run away and ends up being one of the crows???
#and like she ends up meeting with Matthias again but he doesnt recognise her#and shes like#oh shit#matthias helvar#nina zenik#six of crows#matthias helvar fanfic#crooked kingdom#grishaverse#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#kuwei yul bo
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forgot i finished my trollsona omg ! here she is shes a lil nerd <3
#myart#homestuck#trollsona#i made a whole ass au w my friends and me playing hs#like my friend abby is human and shes online friends w me and my other buddies who r trolls#and then we play sburb/sgrub#and shes like#OH FUCK? ALIENS?#ya its dumb i am like never not thinking abt this webcomic so
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Nothing in this world is as cruel as finding a bag of beef jerky and it's dog treats
#visiting my parents is suffering#i would come over and my mom is making fried rice#and shes like#this is for the dogs#canines are eating better than i am
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made a new oc btw her name is Lolya feel free to ask about her
#i had her name in my notes for a while but i decided who she was like two days ago#every time i make a story theres 3 main characters who all suck tbh#here too maybe lolya doesnt suck tbh but she is miserable (as is everyone)#she needs to smoke weed with kieran that will fix her#she starts off in a love triangle (in love with two guys) and then it turns out#onne of them is shit#and the other one is even worse#oh well too bad fuck that#wow shes the opposite of sanya he was like#my life is great. oh noo. oh noooo. ohhhhh fuckkkk#and shes like#my life is so shit i hate it here. wait..wsit
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sometimes i forget that one day i woke up and literally became a little brother
like one moment im the oldest of nine and then the next moment im suddenly the second oldest of ten and im an uncle?? i have a big sister?? like what?? thats so wild to me
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....not a dutch politian saying 'how about a rich boyfriend' as a fix to a women saying she isn't able to buy a house on her own...
#i dont have any open student loans. i have money saved up and parents who can back me and I simply can't buy a house#...Hugo the jonge it's on sight fr#kyle.txt#she even said 'sorry?' and HE REPEATED HIMSELF#and shes like#IN A DEBATE#i hate this man sm
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#im at the er for mental health crisis#and the nurse that started helping me is just so funny idk#i was like i need to pee is that okay?#and shes like#THATS GREAT OMG YES PLS PLS PEE#PEE IN THAT CUP. JUST INCASE !! I DONT EVEN KNOW IF WE NEED A URINE SAMPLE BUT ILL TAKE A LITTLE PEE LOLOL#its fine its just making me giggle
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Sonia Sotomayor comes into your place of business and asks you if you agree with her ruling in Williamson Vs. Mazda and the whole time she's giving sexy looks to a car parked outside what do you do?
#roll for initiative#supreme court#justice sonia sotomayor#youre like not sure if shes gonna fuck the car either#it could just be#that she likes it for its sleek lines#and turbo charged engien#or like its personality or something.#you have no idea#your shift doesnt end for another three hours tho#and shes like#settling in#putting her purse down and sthff
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Roddacember Day 14 | Kind
Leo Zifkak and Mimi Langlander
It’s sort of funny because as I was scanning the books for quotes I realised Mimi and Leo are kinda jerks to each other a lot of the time. The book’s are from Leo’s POV and he really doesn’t like Mimi at first, and the magical sensibilities of Rondo confuse him enough to annoy him. Mimi, in turn, is prickly and sour.
But they are also kind to a fault. They do kind things for people time and time again. That kindness sometimes manifest as anger and guilt, but Rondo is a world Mimi and Leo come to love, and they come to love each other, and I love experiencing that journey
#roddacember 2022#roddacember#toshi's roddacember prompts#happy roddacember!!!!!!#emily rodda#the rondo trilogy#emily knows how to write kids thats for sure#love this series#oops its all rondo#in book 3 where leo nearly dies bc of his claustrophobia#and mimi runs out to him and saves his life#and shes like#i shouldnt have left him alone out there#i had to go back for him#i cry everytime
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@kittykatkattoo
Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.
#this is literally Heather EVERY DAY#and shes like#oh yeah hes a no good spineless shit eating rat because hes a high school drop out#but i dont feel that way about You#like I dont believe you Heather 😭
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