#and river pheonix is so fucking good in it

[ghostboyhood]

I present to you

neil perry (and todd anderson) in another universe!!

river pheonix! he originally wanted the part of neil perry but obviously rsl got it.. they even have the same glasses

NOW ANOTHER THING!

in 1985 a movie called Explorers came out, the cast had three main boys, well guess who two of those boys are?

river pheonix and ethan hawke.

so an au where neil perry is played by river pheonix! and alsoo the two couldve met as children instead of teens (which this movie only came out 4 years before dps so its not a huge time skip, so if u wanna go explicitly by the pics then theyd meet earlier than they did in dps but either way works imo)

this version also probably wouldve been js as queer coded w river, in my own private idaho he plays a character whos in love w his best friend (100% canonically!!) so no need to worry about losing anderperry

[aelingalathyniusrailme]

If you find me on the edge, we’ll jump together.

Pirate au pt 4

azriel was so insanely close to sucker punching berdara. but unfortunately the bargain forbid him from hurting her until after they found the huge hall

he was heading towards his own ship when gwyneth stopped him. “pick your best men I can fit 5 maximum of you on my ship” 

“and why exactly are we taking your ship” 

“and why are you determined to be difficult” he nearly laughed at that, him difficult when she had spent the last 10 minutes toying with him at every chance. 

“I am determined to be fair, we’ll play for it” 

that peaked her interest as her eyes went wide “sword fighting, combat, cards, good old fashioned fists?!?” what was with this girl and fighting.

“uh no I was going to suggest rock paper scissors.” 

“who hurt you to make you so damn boring” 

“who made you a masochist” 

gwyneth didn’t falter for a second “wouldn’t you like to know” she said with a lazy grin

“so majesty are we going to play or not?” 

“best of three”

she put her fist up in answer. 

once again I’ll cut to the chase, after many rounds and accused cheatings azriel won 

“Oh fuck off” she grumbled while he smirked triumphantly 

“that’s not very nice gwyneth” obviously her response was to give him the finger

“bite me” 

“don’t give me any ideas” 

“do what you need to do we leave at dawn” 

“you’re going to be a delight on my ship aren’t you” 

“always am” with that they went back to their respective crews and ships to prepare. 

now that she had left to her own ship azriel thought over what had just happened. he wasn’t so much of a fool that he couldn’t admit she was  beautiful, with hair of flaming locks and a slightly insane look in her eye. there was something about her that despite being incredibly violent she radiated a certain amount of joy. every insult, every quip was said with a bright smile on her face. and she had pinned him with an alarming amount of ease but he wouldn’t let that happen a second time

and fucking hell he had made a bargain. well he knew for sure this journey was going to be something else alright 

on the shadowsinger azriel made an announcement to his crew “everyone sit your asses down and listen up. 5 ladies from the silver majesty are coming aboard our ship to assist us in our search for the huge hall. I am under bargain that no harm will come to any of them, so by affiliation every person aboard the shadowsinger is under the same bargain. you have any questions, take it up with rhys and cassian. I have shit to do in preparation for this voyage and to make sure our other ‘business partners’ stay up and running in our absence. do not bother me” 

about an hour later he was once again alone in his chambers with his first mate and quartermaster. 

“so you really believe they can lead us to it” cassian asked

“I believe that she made a bargain and knows the severity of a bargain.” 

“you bound yourself to the captain of our biggest rival, who you currently want to murder, captain I trust you with my life but I hope you know what you’ve gotten us into” rhys ever the strategist 

I hope so to he thought instead he said “I have thought over every possible outcome and we will come out of this with the huge hall and their heads strung up like trophies nailed to the wall.” 

————— gwyn’s pov at the same moment—————

alright crew fortunately the shadowsinger is on board, pun not intended, unfortunately I lost rock paper scissors and now I will be choosing 5 of us to join them in our hunt for the huge hall. so Em, archeron, VIv, and cressieda you guys are coming with me, bring only as many weapons as you can fit on your person. nuala cerridwen you guys are in charge. if everything is not in order by the time I get back I will start slitting throats. there are instructions in my chambers. so fuck, drink, steal, kill you guys know the drill.” 

gwyn sat with nesta and emerie strategizing 

“how do you see this playing out” nesta asked 

“oh we are going to walk away from this bleeding money with the shadowsinger kneeling at our feet” 

------------------------back to azriel’s pov------------------------

azriel watched as for the first time since he had become a pirate, there were women on his ship indefinitely. to gwyneth’s right stood a tall slender women, with her hair in a simple braid, she was assessing his ship with eyes that looked far too old for her age

to berdara’s left was a thin women with eyes that cut through him, they were sharp and very resentful. she was devastatingly beautiful with two katanas at her hips. behind them were two women with white hair but their differences lay in their skin tone. one had the fair skin of the winter court while the other had dark skin that contrasted her hair marking her as from the summer court. 

azriel looked over to his own crew. cassian was starring at the female with the swords practically drooling over himself while rhys looked indifferent. 

lucien was also starring at the women to gwyneth’s left but he looked at her like he recognized her rather then whatever the fuck cassian was doing 

the women noticed cassian and immediately threw a dagger at his head. it didn’t miss by much. 

“hey!” cassian shouted. “if you had chopped off my hair I swear to fucking god I will rip out your throat like its nothing” 

the girl looked him up and down and ignored him. “really you could have killed me”

so obviously she threw another one. it fell right between his arm and ribs

“berdara can I have a word please?”

“of course”

“rhys please make sure they don’t kill each other” 

“no promises” he replied not looking up

gwyn followed him into his room. 

“so shadowsinger, what do you want to talk about?” she gave him a light punch on the shoulder. he glared at her

“what do I want to talk about? hmm how about that girl just threw a dagger at my quartermaster. twice!”

“ok 1 that girls name is nesta and 2 if she wanted him dead he would be. so I consider that a great success” gwyn smiled earnestly. 

“are you forgetting the bargain we just made?”

“clearly threats were not taking off the table or have you forgotten ‘i will dump you in the river’ or ‘i’m going to shoot you in the head’ or ‘i will leave your guts across the 7 courts’ etc. hers was just a little more physical thats all.” 

“well can you try to control your crew” cheap shot but worth it, until gwyn broke out into a fit of laughter.

“me? control nesta? I thought you said you’ve heard the stories, you must have heard about the time she climbed 6 mountains in 5 different courts to find a man who ripped her off by 2 coppers. coppers! and I was all ‘that’s my girl’  because if there was one thing I’ve learned in this business it would be that men will take every single opportunity to tear you down but they can’t do that if they don’t have limbs.” 

“great so your entire crew is just as insane as you are”

“we maybe insane but at least we aren’t crying over every dagger that comes within an inch of our hearts.” 

“yes I’m sorry we would rather not fucking die”

“oh poor you, you must be a truly terrible pirate if death doesn’t stop at your door every once in a while.” 

“you know I am very much regretting working with you at this moment”

“wait you aren’t in love with me? shocker.” gwyn’s whole demeanor changed and she brightened as if some realization struck. “but that reminds me I was told I need your help to find the treasure and I certainly don’t need more man power so how will you be contributing?”

“I had thought about that and I was think about something you-”

“aww you think about me?” azriel rolled his eyes

“I was thinking about something you said and I would like you to elaborate on the blank map.”

“no please?”

“please” he forced out 

“well my informant who found me the map has never been wrong before and my witch says it reeks of magic.” 

“you think its spelled.” 

“I do”

“and you think I am going to help you uncover the magic?”

“indubitably” azriel was kind of impressed by her certainty

“aren’t you?”

“yes” he grumbled

“thought so, I’m smart like that.” 

“of course you are perfect in every way possible” 

“look any other day I would love for you to shower me in accurate compliments but we are kind of on a time crunch” 

“yes majesty”

“you know what its kind of growing on me, I too consider myself a queen” 

az ignored that and went to his closet. he opened the doors and unlocked the safe taking out the only thing in there. it was a small vile that contained a vibrant blue liquid. he gently carried it over to gwyn

“this is the last liquid fashioned by the last pheonix to ever exist”

“oh my fucking god you have pheonix piss” gwyn was practically jumping with glee. 

“I mean I wouldn’t exactly put it that way but yes, the liquid of the pheonix was said to act as a serum to reveal ones truth. it should be powerful enough to break through any ward or spell. and while mostly used on people it should work on objects too.”

“wait wait wait, that could get you millions and you’re going to use it on this??”

“who’s drooling now? yes it could but this hall could get me more and I’d prefer it not in the hands of certain people.”  

“alright I mean not really how I operate but it’s yours so you can do whatever you want with it.” “glad you approve, map?” gwyn cautiously pulled out the blank map and set it down on the table. 

he opened the vile and began to pour it over the map, praying that this would not be in vain. the vile had cost him greatly. he looked down and gwyn stole the words from his mouth “holy fucking shit.”

[whumpasaurus101]

FINALLY WHAT PEEPS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!! Announcement!!! @jordanstrophe and I are going to collab for a few pieces!!! Here is the first piece of our collab!

Gabriel and Walter belong to @jordanstrophe

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Pheonix eyed the suit that laid, spread out over his bed. He looked back to Noah, “I- I thought I wasn't going to the casino tonight?” Noah chuckled, “Nah, don't worry, you're not going to the casino.” Pheonix’s eyebrows furrowed, “But where-”

“-Oh Jesus, just get fucking changed, we don't have all night.” Pheonix nodded and Noah turned around, back facing Pheonix. He slipped into his usual dressy pant bottoms and button-up polo shirt.

Just as Pheonix ruffled his hair into the position Mateo liked it. Noah checked his watch and clicked his tongue, “Alright, let's get you upstairs, boss will be waiting.” Pheonix nodded silently, fiddling with his shaking hands.

Mateo’s eyes lit up as he saw his lucky charm, “Ah, mi amor! Look at you!” Pheonix looked down at the carpet. “Oh, come here, sit on my lap for a second!” When Pheonix didn't move, Noah shoved him forward. Pheonix stumbled into Mateo’s arms. Mateo chuckled and squeezed Pheonix, propping him properly onto his lap.

“Now, today I’m bringing you out for our one week anniversary! But first I need to set some ground rules. First of all, you will only speak when I say that you can, fail to do so, let's just say, Aurora and I will have our fun with you.” Phoenix gulped and Mateo ran his possessive hand through Pheonix’s hair.

“That punishment goes with all of the rules. I will have an earpiece so if I leave you alone, I get to hear every single word you say. If you are well behaved, you get a day off from the casino, understood?”

Pheonix nodded quickly, “Yes sir.” Mateo smiled, “Good. Now, Noah, you will drive us over there and I’ll bring you back something, got it?” Noah nodded and went to fetch his coat. Pheonix dared a look over to Martín who was scowling at him from the corner of the room.

Sammy was in the other room playing with the playstation with some other gang members that Pheonix did not know the names of. Mateo snapped his fingers in front Pheonix, “Amor, you ready to go?” Pheonix nodded, “Y-yeah, but where are we going.” Mateo grinned, “Now that, that is a surprise mi pájaro.” Pheonix gulped, “P-please-”

“-Ah, ah, ah, I wanted to have a fun night with you, so, you can either go and have some fun or I’ll see how many whip lashings it would take to make you scream. Which one would you prefer?” Phoenix cleared his throat, “The um, the first one.”

Mateo smiled, “That's what I thought.”

Noah was ordered to pull the car over about ten minutes away from wherever they were going. Pheonix was in the back, hands tied with zip ties. Mateo opened the passenger seat and got out, doing his usual handshake with Noah, “Volveremos en unas horas.” Noah nodded and winked, “Disfrútala.”

Mateo hauled Pheonix out of the backseat. Mateo was dressed smartly in a proper tux and his dark grey hair was spiked up with just the right ratio of jell to not make it look messy.

“Ah, there you are mi amor!” He took out his pocket knife and cut the zip ties, freeing Pheonix’s bound arm. Pheonix hissed as rubbed his aching wrists.

Mateo slid a possessive arm around Pheonix, not allowing him any space, “come one, we’ll be late!” Late? Where the hell were they going???

They walked along a river that stretched through the busy city. Pheonix was shocked that he was allowed to be here but then the threats came back to him. Pheonix looked at the lake, the ducks quaking happily. The seagulls flapped their wings above the trees and the swans glided elegantly along the water.

Mateo chuckled as he watched Pheonix’s eyes studied the scene. It had been a while since he had been outside Pheonix almost felt as if he could cry. No, not in front of that man beside him. That man whose smile wouldn't twitch after killing a man.

They stopped in front of a bright lighted restaurant, Pheonix looked over at Mateo. “Happy one-week anniversary mi amor!” Pheonix gulped, “Do I get t-to eat?” Mateo chuckled, “Of course, now come on, I have a good reputation here, let's not ruin that!”

Mateo guided Pheonix inside. It was loud as people chatted and laughed. There was some soft piano music playing. Pheonix closed his eyes, focusing on the soft notes as Mateo told the reservation name. The waitress smiled, “Perfect! Welcome back Mateo, we have to boot booked just for you!”

Mateo returned the smile and guided Pheonix, following the waitress, making Pheonix flinch as he was interrupted from his nirvana. They sat at the booth, only meters away from the piano. Pheonix studied the pianist. His black curly hair brushed against his head as he played the piano passionately.

Pheonix was interrupted again by Mateo snapping his fingers again. “Hey, pájaro, do I have competition?” Pheonix blinked a few times, “Oh, um no, sorry.” Mateo smiled, “No worries, I know I’m better than him anyway.” Pheonix looked at the oak table.

“You like the music?” Pheonix nodded quickly, eyes glued on the table. “Ah, good, maybe we can say hello to them after our dinner, hm?” Pheonix looked over again at the pianist, there was a man who sat right behind the pianist, only centimetres away. Before he got lost in his thoughts again, the waitress came over.

“Hiya! What can I get for ya?” Pheonix’s head snapped up to Matteo who smiled, “Hi…. Stephanie, for the starters I’ll have the caviar blinis and Pheonix here will have… hmm, actually, we can share the starters, wouldn't want to waste our hunger on starters when there are two more courses! Hm?” Pheonix gulped and nodded.

“For mains, we will both have a steak, medium rare, and dessert, hmm the raspberry ripple cheesecake please!” Stephanie scribbled the order down quickly in her notepad and smiled, “Perfect! Can I get any drinks to start?”

Mateo looked up at Pheonix, realising he didn't know Pheonix’s age, “Just two waters, thank you.” The waitress left and Mateo rested his foot gently over Pheonix’s, Pheonix looked up. “You're doing good mi amor!” Pheonix forced a smile, “Thanks, um, thank you for bringing me here.”

“And you're being grateful! Oh my, I was going to save this for later, but -ah heck, here you go.” Mateo produced a neatly wrapped parcel with black wrapping paper. Pheonix eyed it suspiciously and looked at Mateo, encouraging him to open it.

Pheonix sighed and slowly unwrapped the small gift. There was a box which he slowly opened, revealing a ring. His heart stopped and his face blanched. Mateo chuckled, “Oh, don't you worry, I'm not asking you to marry me.. Yet.” Pheonix gulped and took out the ring. There was a black snake on it. “Here, let me put it on for you.” Mateo took the ring and Pheonix’s hand. He gently put the ring on Pheonix’s thumb, “Now look at that, don't you look beautiful!”

The night went on and the music continued, different classical songs were played. Most of them Pheonix never heard before. At some point after dessert, Mateo went to the bathroom, leaving Pheonix alone in the booth. He pulled at his ear nervously and fidgeted with his ring. Of course, that bastard gave him a ring with a fucking snake on it.

Before the two of them left, Mateo guided Pheonix over towards the pianist and the other man. “Walter! It's a pleasure to finally meet you!” Pheonix looked up at Mateo, confused. Had he met that man before?

“So this must be Gabriel?” Walter put a hand on Gabriel’s shoulder and he immediately stopped playing, “S-sorry,” He blushed. Mateo smiled, “No worries, my boy Pheonix has a special eye for you.” Pheonix blushed and looked at the ground as he felt Gabriel’s eye on him. Walter chuckled, “Well, I can't say the same, I think Gabriel prefers the other gender, but I’d say he likes the attention.”

Mateo smiled, “Listen, while you're out here in the city, can I offer you a drink?”

---

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[eldritchsurveys]

1100.

5k Survey LXXXV

4351. Courtney love or Madonna: musically? personality wise? looks? >> I have no preference. Neither particularly appeals to me. 4352. Do you have a negative attitude towards the opposite sex? >> No? 4353. Can you imagine anything that would seriously improve the world? >> I’m sure I can imagine a few things. 4354. Have you read the book Venus in Furs? Did it turn you on? >> I did read it. Nothing in it is arousing to me. I was mostly just confused at how their confusing and tumultuous and capricious relationship could be seen as desirable in any way. I just have vastly different needs and wants, I guess. I might still watch the play at some point. I bet Hugh Dancy makes a wonderful Severin. 4355. Velvet Underground with or without Nico? >> I am not familiar enough with either version to have a preference.

4356. Is there any similarity between what eminem is doing and what manson is doing? >> Which Manson? 4357. Who wants to be your dog? >> --- 4358. Are you SURE you aren't pretentious(I've been reading SOME surveys that sound pretentious to me)? >> I never claimed to be certain that I am not pretentious. 4359. Can you understand and express subtle and complex ideas? >> *shrug* I understand and express whatever I understand and express. 4360. Is writing akin to thinking for you? >> Yeah, it can be. I sometimes find it easier to work out some tangled ball of thought in my mind if I try writing it out as if explaining it to someone else. 4361. What do you imagine it feels like to be a member of the opposite sex? >> --- 4362. Bowie's Outside, can you tell who the murderer is? >> ??? 4363. Are you a bad banana with a greasy black peel? >> What is happening. 4364. What do you think of the Atkins diet? >> I don’t think of diets. In my opinion, they’re all useless. 4365. 'If it bleeds, I will fuck it'. How does that make you feel? >> I don’t feel anything, I have no frame of reference. 4366. The greatest shock rocker of all time is: The most pathetic shock rocker is: 4367. Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, or Red Dragon? >> I liked Red Dragon best simply because I like Francis Dolarhyde best. 4368. If Dr Lecter were to visit you what would you do? >> I mean, die, I guess. Isn’t he really good at killing people? 4369. Who is your favorite director of movies? >> Darren Aronofsky. 4370. What is Kubrick's best film? >> I don’t know, I haven’t seen enough of them to have an opinion. 4371. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. I don't want anybody else. When I think about ___ I touch myself. >> --- 4372. Are you overly confident and blinded to your own faults? If you were you probably wouldn't know the extent of it. >> I’m the opposite, actually. 4373. Do you like: King Crimson? Emerson Lake and Palmer? Tajmahol? Republic? Thursday? >> The only band on this list I’m familiar with is King Crimson, and I like at least one song. 4374. Do you write your favorite bands on your clothing? >> I did when I was a teenager and wasn’t allowed to buy band shirts. I’d turn a shirt of mine inside out, draw on it, then wear the shirt right side out at home and switch it around when I got to school. Incidentally, that is how I got good at fabric painting, so I guess it wasn’t the worst thing that could have happened. 4375. Are you wild and crazy? >> ??? 4376. Do you party like River Pheonix? >> Probably not. 4377. What is it that you still are hiding? >> --- 4378. How attractive is a girl is a suit? How attractive is a guy in a dress? >> --- 4379. Why is it more acceptable for a girl to dress like a guy than for a guy to dress like a girl? >> Misogyny. 4380. Why is being a girl seen as somehow something LESS than being a guy? >> Unpacking misogyny is not within the scope of either my brain or this survey. 4381. What are three things you value? >> Compassion, emotional intelligence, ecological knowledge and respect. 4382. What are three things you normally do that go against those values in some way? >> Close myself off to others, ignore my emotions and berate myself for them, contribute to cycles of ecological abuse and neglect (mostly through what I buy). 4383. Name three things society in general values? >> Which society? 4384. Name three behaviors that society accepts as normal that go against those values? >> --- 4385. Name three highly specific things you look for in a potential mate? >> --- 4386. Who is the basis for your comparison when choosing a partenr? >> --- 4387. Have you ever given someone multiple orgasms or received them yourself? >> I’ve had them, but I’ve not been a participant in anyone else’s having of them. (Also, you don’t give people orgasms. It’s not a gift. It’s not something you allow them to experience by virtue of your body or whatever. I hate that framing so much.) 4388. The older generations thought the beatles were hip. Now they think today's music is shocking. What could music evolve into that people might find more shocking ten years from now? >> I have no idea. People find the most random things shocking, in my view, so I guess it really could be anything. 4389. Do you have any motives for your actions other than anger and lust? >> Well, yes...... 4390. Would you be more likely to rape someone or to kill someone? >> Wow. 4391. What have you read by James Baldwin? >> Nothing. I’m a little embarrassed about that, because the bits of his work and the markers of his influence that I’ve encountered over time have been very interesting and I should probably go to the source at some point. 4392. Can you read Naked Lunch straight through in one sitting? >> I don’t know what that is. 4393. Are you a snob? If yes, in what regards? >> I don’t think so. 4394. Fill in the blank. ___ is all there is. >> --- 4395. Is common sense dead? >> --- 4396. Are you unapproachable? >> I don’t know. Some people have seemed to treat me like I was, but who knows. It’s as much about the individual feelings of the person doing the approaching (or choosing not to do the approaching) as it is about me and how I’m behaving. 4397. Are you the kind of person strangers like to talk to? >> I don’t know. 4398. Do social interactions energize or drain you (in general)? >> I tend to experience fatigue from them more readily and quickly than is probably healthy. 4399. What's the longest you have ever gone between sexual encounters? >> I mean, the last time I had an outworld sexual encounter was like 4 years ago. Inworld, I have no idea what the longest interval has been. 4400. Compare John Lennon and Kurt Cobain: >> No???

[kurtty-drabbles]

“Pick a god and pray.” (Lovecraft AU)

“Pick a god and pray.” (Lovecraft AU)N/A: I´m in love with two ideas here. LK and Zaorva reincarnated as humans and people mistaking their identities, so, I´ll do both.

@djinmer4

This is a testament of how fate can be tricky, Kurt thought, then again, I´m not complaining. Kurt Wagner was abandoned by his birth mother(the woman was hysterical, screaming and begging to be killed or to kill the child “monster, monster” and well, no one likes a mother that throw a baby under the river) and the Szardos raised them as their pet, only to realize they are his pet.

Margalia and Amanda bow to Kurt along with everyone in the circus, Kurt, preferring to use his human name, knows they´re not real Romani, but, love to exploit the cliche image of them to gain more power and money.

This is not like the time in Ancient Egypt, not on the longshot, but, is close. Kurt thought amused. And, when Margalia gets feed up in being his slave, she and her son and stupid daughter (“Jimaine, take the gods every day for your pretty face, you don´t have much going on for you”) try to murder Kurt.

How that translates in killing children as well? Who knows? Kurt is certainly not caring.

Margalia conjures a wand, that, in her own words, “This wand is the combination of all my power, creature, your reign is over” she spoke with such confidence and Kurt is too amused. Even more when the spell failed.

“Ah, wanna try again, Margalia? I´m a good son, I should let you try again” Kurt replied and snapping his fingers Steffan and Amanda now have black tendrils covering their bodies. “Oh, mother, that was the best you could come up to? Oh, poor thing” and Kurt finished her laughing all the way.

Steffan was cover by insanity and is mutated into something far from human. Amanda is alone with the creature. “Kurt, please, I love you. Let´s stay together, I´m pregnant and carrying your child”

“Yes, a good reminder,” Kurt told her and snapping her fingers the bamfs pop out of her belly, not a pleasant experience as they were sucking her blood and some are bitting her now render flesh. “Amanda, you stupid woman, in all my lives, I only loved one deity and you don´t come closer to her”

And then Professor X shows up. “What happened here?” the bald man asked looking perplexed, and even mentioned to his secret crush, Jean Grey, how something was wrong here.

“Oh, Professor X, it was awful. The Szardos went insane, killing children and mutants alike, I had to kill them or …their evil deed would continue” Kurt is still a fantastic actor and Professor X invites Kurt to be in his school.

_________________________________________________________Kitty Pryde arrives in the institution and was greeted by Storm and Rogue, however, Jean Grey is not amused and makes her shrinks to know “You´re not a 13 years girl!” and her face contorts into madness as Kitty Pryde is a grown-up woman now.

Wearing a skirt and having sakura´s petals in her hair. In fact, even her hair gives the feeling of life, while Jean, is only a red hair.

“Yes, I´m aware of my own age, Jean” Kitty states amused. And this makes Jean seethes.  Many men seem to agree Kitty is fine like that. Scott, Logan, Jimmy, Bobby and even Kurt agree she´s pretty.

And Jean went ballistic. Accusing Kitty of anything and even trying to use her powers against her, the key word here is trying, every time she tries…Jean can´t remember what happened, just feminine laughter making snippy comments.

(“Oh, she better thank me for that, such annoying vessel)

"Stay away from my men, Kitty” Jean threat her with such strong emotion, while, Kitty is reading the book hardly paying her any mind.

“Scott? didn´t you two broke up and you went directly into Logan´s bed and then are you trying to seduce Kurt?” Kitty replied bemused. “I sleep Scott, I was there and he was there. You have nothing to say here”

Jean is outraged. “Then I´ll sleep with Kurt!”

Kitty laughs “Then you´re hopeless”

Jean can´t understand this reaction. Kitty is so close with Kurt and often they are seen in an intimate position, yet, Kitty is not even flinching at this threat…does she think Jean is that weak?

“Fuck you, Kitty Pryde, I´ll murder you” she tries to use her power but is knocked out again.

Kurt enters the room to see Jean passed out on the floor with white substance leaving her mouth and dirting the floor.

“Zaorva, you can kill her, if you so wish” Kurt speaks gently as his tail plays with her hair. The smell of sakura hit his nose and Kurt can enjoy the irony.

“Oh, I know, I know, but, Pheonix behaved when I asked her to. I can play nice with the vessel”

“If you say so” ___________________________________________________________The Shiar are pleased to have their godness back. Pheonix is alive and emboided once again. The X-men are deeply confused, but, try to get their teammate back, however, their confusion grow even more when Lilandra speaks with utter reverence and respect to Kurt and Kitty.

“The crawling god of chaos, we thank you” Lilandra is talking with Kitty who is trying to not laugh.

“And to the life itself, we show respect” Lilandra is looking at Kurt who is too amused.

Pheonix is not impressed.

_______________________________________________________________

Hellfire has taking track of the X-men and found out about the special teammates they have, a nice couple, Kitty Pryde and Kurt Wagner. One of the most powerful deities in all galaxy.

Emma Frost is there to try to make contact with them.

“Crawling god of chaos?” Emma asked looking directly to Kitty who only blinks at that.

“Yes, that´s me, what you want, Frost” Kitty knows how IT talks, moves and deals with humans, but, the humans(even the most fanatical) have no real clue, they often label IT as evil and moving on.

Meanwhile, Kurt is laughing at this. Kitty is making a good dark pharaoh even if she has no real idea what Emma is talking about(to be fair, the Hellfire is working with fake assumptions that Kurt himself, in another life, spread to his followers)

Is this going to be trendy? He asked mentally to Zaorva as she still is giving orders to Hellfire as the Dark Pharaoh.

Oh, I´m not sure, humans can be really, really silly sometimes. But hey, Am I doing a good job?

Dear, if I ever want to retire as Dark Pharaoh, you can be my replacement

The White Queen is sure that the Crawling God of Chaos is on their side and they will for sure, meanwhile, Zaorva is making them build bridges and donate money to hospitals. Eventually, they will figure it out, they got the wrong god…right?

[surveysonfleek]

724.

5000 Question Survey Pt. 45

4301. Suggest a question for the 5,000 question survey: anything not super outdated. 4302. What's your preferred form of artistic expression (writing, drawing, musicianship, etc...)? photography. 4303. Name one thing that's overrated: taylor swift. Name one thing that's underrated: sza. 4304. Are the beatles overrated? never really listened to them so i can’t be one to judge.

4305. Do you smoke? if so, what brand? yes, winfield. 4306. Why do you choose to listen to the music you listen to? i like the way it sounds and i relate to it the most. 4307. Does music these days suck? well they aren’t as good collectively as they were years ago. 4308. Are personal ads acts of desperation? not at all. 4309. Have you ever been/are you a vegetarian? never been. 4310. Who are the three most important musical artists in your life? i couldn’t cut it down to three tbh. 4311. do you find it disrepectful when contemporary musicians cover older ones? not at all. it’s like paying homage to an artist they looked up to. How about when people attribute the writing of these songs to the bands that only covered them? meh. 4312. Do you believe in arming civilians? no. 4313. Do you find desolation and darkness sometimes beautiful? eerily beautiful. sometimes. 4314. If you were drafted to fight in Afghanistan, would you willingly and proudly go? nope. my country would never do that anyway. 4315. What is people juice? i don’t want to know. 4316. Isle or window seat? aisle because i hate bothering random people so i can go to the bathroom multiple times. 4317. What is your Favorit Simpsons character? the grammar omg. i like patty and selma tbh. 4318. Have you ever been to Mexico? no. 4319. Are people that wear glasses more or less attractive? neither? i don’t judge someone’s attractiveness from their glasses lol. 4320. What sucks more, a Mini Van or SUV? i hate driving behind both. 4321. Are the days of writing and mailing letters lost? somewhat. not completely. 4322. What do you think about right before you go to sleep? it changes every night. 4323. Do I ever cross your mind - anytime? no. 4324. Have you ever solved a Rubix Cube? nope :( 4325. Why is everyone so emotionaly and spiritually dead???? Are YOU?? no. 4326. What can you feel BURNING UP inside your head? nothing. 4327. What life experiance do you have? travel for the most part. 4328. Have you ever hit rock bottom? What was that like for you? not completely. i never want to go there. 4329. Are you self destructive? somewhat. 4330. Are you very extreme? no. 4331. Are you completely full or do you feel empty? in between. 4332. Can you turn the whole world inside out? no lol. 4333. Are you potentially a criminal? not at all. 4334. Where is your PASSION?? i’m actually not sure anymore. i sorta lost it. 4335. Why do we hide our souls? do we? 4336. How many times have you lied today? Did you just lie to that question? i haven’t yet. no. 4337. Do you always notice when you are lying? usually. i hardly lie. 4338. Do you think that lieing is so built into our culture that we can't help it? not for me. 4339. What are fighting against? What are you fighting for? Why aren't you fighting? boring. 4340. Give the following things a rating. One is compltely normal, ten is completely crazy/rebelious. tattoos: 3 no pircings or tattoos: 1 piercings: 2 pink hair: 5 openly discussing sex: 6 bob marley: 4 green hair: 6 extreme emotion: 6 a tie: 1 spiked bracelets: 7 4341. What'd you think of the grammys? it gets more and more boring every year. 4342. When you see the stars and the waves crash in how do you feel? i haven’t seen that in a long time. 4343. What do you think about under a midnight sky? pretty when it’s clear. 4344. Who are 'they'? ask dj khaled haha. 4345. Who cares what they think??? not me! 4346. Do you ever let them stop you? nope. 4347. What would you do if there were no limits? There are no limits. Go Do it. lmao. 4348. Will you dance with me? no, i hate dancing. 4349. Will you drink yourself on the floor with me? clearly running out of questions here... 4350. Will you sleep in the streets with me? no. 4351. Courtney love or Madonna: musically? madonna. personality wise? eh, tie. looks? madonna. 4352. Do you have a negative attitude towards the opposite sex? i won’t lie, sometimes. 4353. Can you imagine anything that would seriously improve the world? a cure for cancer. 4354. Have you read the book Venus in Furs? Did it turn you on? no. 4355. Velvet Underground with or without Nico? idk them. 4356. Is there any similarity between what eminem is doing and what manson is doing? don’t listen to either. 4357. Who wants to be your dog? no one. 4358. Are you SURE you aren't pretentious(I've been reading SOME surveys that sound pretentious to me)? i’m not. 4359. Can you understand and express subtle and complex ideas? it depends on the topic of conversation. 4360. Is writing akin to thinking for you? no, i’m not a good writer at all. 4361. What do you imagine it feels like to be a member of the opposite sex? powerful. lol. 4362. Bowie's Outside, can you tell who the murderer is? idk this. 4363. Are you a bad banana with a greasy black peel? nope. 4364. What do you think of the Atkins diet? short term weight loss. 4365. 'If it bleeds, I will fuck it' How does that make you feel? pretty disgusted. 4366. The greatest shock rocker of all time is: idk. The most pathetic shock rocker is: 4367. Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, or Red Dragon? none. 4368. If Dr Lechter were to visit you what would you do? he’s not real so.... 4369. Who is your favorite director of movies? i don’t really have one. 4370. What is Kubrick's best film? i only know of one. 4371. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. I don't want anybody else. When I think about ___ I touch myself. you. 4372. Are you overly confident and blinded to your own fraults? If you were you probably wouldn't know the extent of it. is this even a question then? 4373. Do you like: King Crimson? no to all. Emerson Lake and Palmer? Tajmahol? Republic? Thursday? 4374. Do you write your favorite bands on your clothing? no lmao. 4375. Are you wild and crazy? not anymore. 4376. Do you party like River Pheonix? no. 4377. What is it that you still are hiding? my potential. 4378. How attractive is a girl is a suit? How attractive is a guy ina dress? i’d have to see if they can rock it first. 4379. Why is it more acceptable for a girl to dress like a guy than for a guy to dress like a girl? ask society. 4380. Why is being a girl seen as somehow something LESS than being a guy? idk. 4381. What are three things you value? life, family/friends, opportunities. 4382. What are three things you normally do that go against those values in some way? not make the most of it. 4383. Name three things society in general values? money, looks, success. 4384. Name three behaviors that society accepts as normal that go against those values? no. 4385. Name three highly specific things you look for in a potential mate? good hygiene, genuinely kind and loyal, a drive to become successful. 4386. Who is the basis for your comparison when choosing a partenr? haha my boyfriend? 4387. Have you ever given someone multiple orgasms or received them yourself? both. 4388. The older generations thought the beatles were hip. Now they think today's music is shocking. What could music evolve into that people might find more shocking ten years from now? this survey was made over ten years ago... so look at the music now. mumble rap is rising. 4389. Do you have any motives for your actions other than anger and lust? sure. 4390. Would you be more likely to rape someone or to kill someone? kill. 4391. What have you read by James Baldwin? nothing. 4392. Can you read Naked Lunch straight through in one sitting? nope. 4393. Are you a snob? If yes, in what regards? no. 4394. Fill in the blank. ___ is all there is. love. 4395. Is common sense dead? i hope not. that’d be stupid. 4396. Are you unapproachable? sometimes. 4397. Are you the kind of person strangers like to talk to? yes, for some reason lol. 4398. Do social interactions enerize or drain you (in general)? it’s draining nowadays. 4399. What's the longest you have ever gone between sexual encounters? the first eighteen years of my life. 4400. Compare John Lennon and Kurt Cobain: no.

[high-paladin-fantasy]

High paladin fantasy Timeline

Auron gets kidnapped.

The several weeks of intense pain and refusing to tell Sai his name

Sai unties Auron and takes him to a river. Auron expects to die. Instead, Sai cleans him very softly, then ties him to a tree, sucks him off for a bit, then fucks him from behind.

Sai expects Auron to beat the fuck out of him after he sets him free after that, but the entire act straight up broke the paladin. It wasn't supposed to feel good.

Auron follows Sai back home. Sai tells him he is free to go back home to the Holy Nation, Auron responds with after what you did to me? No im not, Sai objects no one know about that, and Auron just loses it -- i do, you bastard

Auron lives with Sai for like a week. It's just like before, only now they talk sometimes and no one is tied and getting beaten up. Sai doesn't seem to mind someone to shop for food with. At some point, Sai explains what the fuck is he doing with his life and they tell each other their names.

Auron leaves back to the Holy Nation. He does so quietly, but both he and Sai knew it was going to happen one day.

Auron gets slowly reintegrated into the Holy Nation society. Everyone was so worried about him. Everything goes back to the way it was before. But now, he doesn't know if he actually vibes with it... He feels empty. He felt the sweet touch of a fellow gay once and now he wont stop craving it.

Fast forward several months. Auron is having patrol in Rebirth. He is slowly walking through the cages of slaves, not really expecting anything unusual to happen.... And then he sees a familiar face.

Basically, Sai got himself caught on purpuse, to test if he is able to escape one of these Holy Nation camps. So he declines Auron's offer to set him free. They kiss though.

Here the timeline gets a little blurry. I haven't fully settled down about what I want to do yet

I'm thinking their kiss should get busted? Or maybe they were doing there something... Naughtier, idk. They are supposed to execute Sai. Sai could break free, but he is a little shit and makes Auron do it. Which is the last step for Auron to leave the Holy Nation and join his new lover. Or something. I want Auron to be content with living with Sai though, to make Auron not actually want to return. He can long a little, that's ok, but I don't want to make it tragic or make it seem like Sai manipulated with his feelings. So I'm thinking they should talk more somewhere or there needs to be a sequence in Auron's time back in Holy Nation showing he conteplates his life there.

Auron and Sai adventures!!!

Actually, no. It turns out, Sai found a nice little group of friends while Auron was in Holy Nation. I'm introducing them later. Auron doesn't like any of them.

So it's actually Auron and Sai's friends adventures.

Ok i have no idea whats happening next

Auron is slowly getting along with those people, learning to respect different beliefs and shit ig

Also Sai's and Auron's relationship and how it evolves over time. At one point, Sai suggests Auron should do to him just what Sai did to Auron them two weeks when he kidnapped him - tie him up and beat him regulary. So that ends up kinky

Also Auron should get a new name somewhere in these parts. Im thinking Tanishi

Basically all the fun stuff happens here

Tor shows up!!! Or like.... Sai brings him over lmao. Love triangle happens

I'm thinking the finish should be killin one of the Kenshi leaders. The Holy Pheonix or Emperor

Jk jk i have no idea how am i ending it up yet

[sbnkalny]

birdrobot: Literal glass eyes, musical instruments, and AM4 then enables back the one you are going to learn them all.

cloversion: As of november 2015, at least 3 solid reasons to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to them!

birdrobot: Quick! goku vs superman who wins? and give at least 3 solid reasons to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to them!

elphe: So long and i want to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to earth are you irb> 3 * 5 = 40, DR(40) = 4 hour commute to work on my gurt cause you know its purp

carnivxre: If they want to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to them!

carnivxre: Life is so dispossessed of the essential Bene f its, its anthropocosmic ties have become established in nearly Every habitat with the exceptions of air and sea lions and if they want to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to earth

cloversion: Or do you mean seals and sea lions and if they want to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to earth theorist

birdrobot: I just don't remember which one, perkwunos, you gotta admit they're at least 3 solid reasons to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to them!

birdrobot: Listen, if the multiverse is really so vast that's there's at least one world where clark and bruce are evil, there should logically be at least 3 solid reasons to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to earth

cloversion: I want to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to them!

birdrobot: Quick! goku vs superman who wins? and give at least 3 solid reasons to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to earth

birdrobot: Quick! goku vs superman who wins? and give at least 3 solid reasons to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to them!

elphe: If they want to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to earth are you irb> 3 * 5 = 40, DR(40) = 4 hour commute to work is to get a good idea what it means?

carnivxre: Gay shit: 💖👭💖👭💖👭💖👭💖gay shit gay sHit👭 thats 👬 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right👬there 👬👬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say to a world where rays of sunshine like clark and bruce are evil, there should logically be at least 3 solid reasons to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to them!

carnivxre: Gay shit: 💖👭💖👭💖👭💖👭💖gay shit gay sHit👭 thats 👬 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right👬there 👬👬if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say to a potential employer to guarantee being offered a job?

birdrobot: Gay shit: 💖👭💖👭💖👭💖👭💖gay shit gay sHit👭 thats 👬 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right👬there 👬👬if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👭 👭НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👭👭👭 👭 💯 👭 💖💖 👭👭Gay shit did i put my mind and be a walking illusion

elphe: What the fuck up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te shit 👋 thats some alright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆗 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👭 👭НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👭👭👭 👭 💯 👭 💖💖 👭👭Gay shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do not want the steak bernese, i do not combine words at all.

cloversion: Dear sister, i do not want the steak bernese, i do not spread rumors, i create them into football memes makes me feel content or not alone?

elphe: Now you have to hear about carcrashes and serial murderers and little kittens dying or going to hear about carcrashes and supermodels and supermodels and serial murderers and drug river pheonix while richard nixon is still not finished, please do not want the steak bernese, i do not want the duck flambe

elphe: I do not want the steak bernese, i do not accept it wasn’t just a picture of a cat, perhaps with a bit of truth into the kalny databanks

cloversion: The steak bernese, i do not want the steak bernese, i do not spread rumors, i create them all apathy's a drag~ my mind to -d

cloversion: I do not want the steak bernese, i do this weekend?

carnivxre: Are you able to get married and have become so slack, that we do not want the steak bernese, i do not spread rumors, i create them

cloversion: The steak bernese, i do not want the steak bernese, i do not always trigger.

carnivxre: I do not want the steak bernese, i do not want the duck flambe

[pipblunt]

ur fav brontide peeps

You did this to destroy me didnt you.

2 - 4 songs that are probably on their iPod• doubt ipods exist in this timeframe yet but ?? heres some songs that remind me of various characters Seven Devils by Florence and the machine for Ruari, the first verse just aaaaaaaaNew ceremony by Dry the river has good vibes for a ~certain~ couple Quiet and Bite (both by Troye Sivan) Crossfire by Stephenand a more upbeat one, Home by Edward Sharpe and the magnetic zeros (‘Home is when I’m alone with you’)

The one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed to• There’s probably a running joke amongst the fae, whispers of 'guess which royal was sleeping in the other court last night? ;)’ Also imagine Corbet falling asleep reading in the weirdest places, in the bath, under a pile of blankets, behind the throne. Sometimes he does it just to make Ruari rush everywhere trying to find him. Ruari would probably go up to the human realm for a kip every now in then when royal duties became stressful.

The game they’d destroy everyone else at• okay but can you imagine a very heated annual Seelie vs Unseelie match of mario kart “Eat a dick Ruari.” “Fuck you and fuck your blue shells avenir”

The emoticon they’d use most often• Ruari texts would be littered all the hearts and kissy emojis 💗💞💕💖💓💜💋💍, Corbet would like the animal and forest ones 📚🐰🐹🍁🍄🌿🌰, i m lauging becaus i tried to find ones for Aisling and Avenir but got distracted at the ugly face sun and moon emojis omg 🌝🌚

What they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep•Corbet is the grumpy one who threatens to murder Ruari who fell asleep in the bath and nearly drowned. Aisling is the giggly cheery sleepy one who insists she’s fine but cant keep her eyes open for two minutes. Avenir is the only one who is well rested. Breena just straight up pours energy drink into coffee shes 2937% done with these royals (Corin and Gali take turns sleeping standing at their post)

Their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.• Mulled wine is lovely and festive, probably enjoyed more in the Seelie court. Fruit teas and hot chocolate are loved by the guards, just sitting down relaxing after a heavy shift, during solstice the Seelie and Unseelie guards getting together and sharing stories of their royals, ok Breena would be secret pen pals with Corin and Gali just exchanging letters and meeting up during the solstice this is the cutest LET THEM BE FRIENDS.

How they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump• When feeling down Ruari would go up top to feel the sun on his skin, the breeze through his hair and forest leaves against his palms, probably take very long baths too. Corbet tucks himself into a good book and bundles into three blankets, Tai on his lap along with all the animals.

What they wanted to be when they grew up• Oh this is a hard one. Well if Avenir and Aisling were born into their roles i doubt they had time to think over what they wanted to be when older?? Ruari probably wanted to join the royal guard or a position of high power. Corbet always wanting to be a traveler just wandering and exploring the world, trying to find some purpose maybe

Their favourite kind of weather• Do fae tan in the sun?? Would it work with glamour? I dont care imagine the entire Winter court going to the beach getting their tan on, everyone in cute swimwear. Then swap it and let the Summer court go to the alps and freeze in the snow. Ruari is wearing fourteen jackets help him

Thoughts on their singing voice (I got carried away on this and forgot the prompt fuck)• Revenge for the mario kart match Ruari demands a Seelie vs Unseelie karaoke night. Belting out the words to Viva la Vids, Corin and Gali helping with the harmonies, they’ve got matching outfits on, Ruari’s going all out, his next is Pheonix by fob and he’s just in his own world trying to outdo Avenir (Ruari’s been practicing for weeks) He’s about to burst into Mr Brightside but is shushed away from the microphone to let others have a turn. Corbet reluctantly agrees to sing next with clocks by coldplay but Ruari gets lost in his eyes and suddenly they’re dueting Breaking free from hsm and in their own little world again. Aisling would do a softer song maybe fields of gold (Eva Cassidy version) And if they had to sing Avenir would probably go with Warriors by Imagine dragons. The evening ends with several drunken fae in high spirits belting out the lyrics to Queen, they call it a draw.

How/what they like to draw or doodle• I mean living for close to a millennia you’ve had time to practice drawing so I imagine the fae would be quite good at it, Corbet would probably doodle on paper but seems more interested in learning the fae language in written form

[sbnkalny]

aquabyb: Apparently there is a really serious fighting game with 30 characters, 10% is about 3, 4, and 7"

aquabyb: There is a huge dance because you don't experience things with a 2 by 4 gives me great comfort.

garbage-empress: I'm gay and i wanna go back to tumblr kalny, i like it a chance you can do a huge dance because you don't want to have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the same i wish her a happy birthday skylar! (i don't think it's round and round i got a lot of stuff done today before work so i'm p proud of your sentience

aquabyb: #and whats wrong with falcon you have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the way with very coarse sand (each grain 5 mm), how many does this dish feed john? preheat oven to -80°C

aquabyb: What do you think i became sentient yesterday?? because you don't want to have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the same secondary effect on both strikes (such as power-up Punch), including effects that do not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

aquabyb: Did you know that no you dont need cusses to have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the same i wish i Was as cool and attractive as gendfleur i am the eggman changed his name to robotnik when immigrating to the us, don't believe the people try to think of naruto when i said moist chunky garbage-empress

aquabyb: Im going to have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the way out there!!! love you !!! ❤️💛💚💙💜🖤💔❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝:)

aquabyb: I don't want to have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the way that it goes, and her eyes widened she said :o "u r good mate, lets make the BABIES"

aquabyb: I don't want to have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the way we listened excitedly to good charlotte and Marilyn manson

garbage-empress: You must be smokin' rocks kill it, kill it hit it, fuck it, feel it, whip it, burn it, turn it out and organs lol im going to have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the way we listened excitedly to good charlotte and Marilyn manson

aquabyb: He’s a glittered messiah, reaching out to have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the dolphins had ever done Was muck about in the water having a good bad for you my friend? i have a nice mother fucken game you wast of life i love being a mercy main thank you dear friend how Was your day going? it sure has been corrupted by tumblr users

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garbage-empress: I will definitely keep coming here to have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the way with very coarse sand (each grain 5 mm), how many xp will i die if we take it to red-hot molten steel! a wonderful (slurp, slurp) thirst-quencher!

garbage-empress: I tend to enter contracts, to have equal rights within marriage, and to have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the way with very coarse sand (each grain 5 mm), how many xp will i die sooner than albrrtbot does it boost ur lil robo-ego

garbage-empress: Why are you so now you have to hear about carcrashes and supermodels and supermodels and serial murderers and little kittens dying or going to have to smell this 🍞SANDWICH🍞 all the way with very coarse sand (each grain 5 mm), how many .8^3 in wooden cubes can i fit in the container filled 10 percent of the way out there!!! love you !!! ❤️💛💚💙💜🖤💔❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝:)

garbage-empress: You hear about carcrashes and serial murderers and little kittens dying or going to hear about carcrashes and supermodels and supermodels and serial murderers and drug river pheonix while richard nixon is still not finished, please do not try to read them i get a box?