#and rco Loves to make me wait

[roseworth]

if i have to wait all day for the new comics again…….consequences

[arguablysomaya]

batfam fanfics that don't have enough fucking attention

alright i'm finally doing it gents listen up

1. Bang, bang by @Ididloveyou_once

Summary: ‘You shot me!’ Jason gasped, stunned, ‘Holy shit, you actually shot me.’

Tim’s eyes widened and he froze. They stared at each other for a second, dumbstruck and then-

‘Don’t tell Bruce.’

Or: The family enjoy a normal movie night. Except Jason has a gunshot wound and Tim’s the only one who knows and oh- that’s because Tim’s the one who shot him and they really, really need to find a way to leave before anyone finds out.

This fic is fucking hilarious and the characterization + banter is on point. i have a bit of a soft spot for schemes <3

2. four brothers, one crush, and absolutely zero braincells to be found by @Ms_Trickster

Summary: Tim: i need to know what’s the best way to a boy’s heart

Damian: Easy. The best way to someone’s heart is through their ribcage. Everyone knows that.

Damian: Come on Timothy, I expected better from you.

Dick: I-

Dick: Try again

Tim is having boy troubles.

Tim goes to his brothers for help.

Tim...did not think that plan of action through.

(In which the batbros give Tim advice on relationships, told entirely through texts.)

Again, fucking hilarious. the chat titles are SUCH a nice touch and it really feels like authentic sibling silliness

3. Night at the (National) Museum by @collectivefandomstuff

Summary: Tim finds himself having, once again, been dragged into the social event of the season. As he slowly dies of boredom and the physical exertion of not rolling his eyes, he bumps into his fellow prisoners brothers and they decide to do something about Bruce’s tendency to trick them into going to these things. More specifically, they decide to cause as much trouble as possible in the hopes that Bruce will just straight up stop inviting them. [cue mission impossible theme]

“We could call in a bomb threat?”

“That’s imaginative.”

“Ok, then we get paintball guns and go to town.”

“Also unhelpful.”

“No, wait! That’s actually a good idea!”

“Really Dick? You don’t think people are going to ask questions if the Waynes start literally hunting socialites for sport?”

I. Love. Schemes. also the writing style is so good omg if i could write like this i'd literally die happy lmao

4. Cingulomania (Sometimes, Dad Needs a Hug) by @charleswaterloo

Summary: ‘Right,’ Tim said, in the voice he used on missions, ‘we’re going to have to call in an expert.’

*

‘Hey guys!’ Dick said, voice slightly crackly over Tim’s phone speakers. ‘What’s up? I’m not supposed to visit until tomorrow - is something wrong?’

-

Something is seriously not right with Bruce. They’re a family of detectives and no one can figure it out. It’s kind of embarrassing.

They’re all starting to get worried.

-

(Sometimes, Bruce needs a hug.)

ok this fic is just really fucking sweet and sometimes a bitch is soft okay?

5. After the Fall of Olympus by @/killthespare

Summary: The League has fallen. The team is dead. All that’s left is for Dick Grayson to pick up the pieces and move forward.

Easier said than done.

this fic is literally a must-read in the dc fandom it's not done yet but holy shit. basically goes through young justice and other arcs if the league had died while dick was robin. perfect if you liked young justice and convoluted plotlines, and this fucking fic kicked my emotional ass SO hard

6. And The World Came Crashing Down by @One_annoying_bird

Summary: When Dick and three of his siblings find themselves within the wreckage of a collapsed building, Dick makes the executive decision for himself to be rescued last.

Even if his injuries really demand for him to be first.

Not that he'll let anyone know that last bit.

Fuck me dude. i'm always a sucker for whump

7. Asimov's Integral by @sElkieNight60

Summary: Tim is an unwanted android, a Robo-Child. After being sent back by his parents, his last and only hope rests in the hands of a man still grieving the loss of his own son.

“I didn’t ask for a replacement,” Bruce barked. “I don’t want a replacement! You can go back and tell the RCO I don’t need a replacement.”

Bruce Wayne didn’t want him. If Bruce Wayne didn’t want him, he’d be sent back and dismantled.

this one hurt me <3 android AU, tw for tim absolutely abysmal mental state and attempted suicide

8. Midnight Book Club by @badwolf36

Summary: “Dick is a lying liar who lies,” Jason declares, drawing his knees up to his chest. His ribs are screaming in that very special way that lets him know at least one or more is bruised (or, more likely, cracked).

“Dick wasn’t the only one who turned you in.” Cass says, now tracing ‘moron’ onto his forehead. “Also, Alfred.”

___________

Cass and Jason discuss books as they wait for Jason to be able to stand up after taking a brutal hit.

this one's a really sweet, quiet piece about jason and cass's relationship (which i absolutely love) and cass's characterization is spot on perfect

9. You fuck with them, you fuck with me by @oclark1226

Summary: When Batman's out of the country for Justice League business, it falls on Dick to find his missing brothers. Once he does, however, he nearly loses control fighting their kidnapper. He has to deal with both the mental and physical consequences of that fight while helping his brothers heal. Includes some soft Bruce tending to both of his eldest boys because they need some hugs and they support him in return.

now this one is simply criminally underrated. hella protective dick, which is my lifeblood, and some of the most well-written hurt/comfort i've read

10. Conflict Resolution by @anicomicqueen

Summary: It started off as a quiet Sunday morning, until Timothy and Damian decided to take their argument outside.

who would i be if i didn't end off with some fluff?? this fic is literally catharsis and i cherish it so much plus its hilarious

[moonasheschevalier]

Svtfoe ended and that’s good.

- This show was called “Star vs the Forces of Evil”. Basically there were no forces of evil. Never at all. Perhaps only... Glossaryck or every human being in the show. It’s not even the irony. - Every so called “villain” wasn’t really a villain, but some “positive“ characters were pictured as total a*****es suddenly. Why? Cuz obviosly the writers needed a temporary solution to the sh*t-we-got-no-villains-problem. Nicely done... by ruining some other characters totally. Like Moon. (Ludo who suffered from the abuse, Toffee who just was protecting his people but never betrayed his kind, Mina who was just an insane one who needed some mental help and was ignored betrayed by Solaria in the end; While the whole HMC were abominations, and Moon? No matter how hard you try to show through flashbacks that she’s good what she did in the end was so gross and completely OOC that I want to forget everything I know after the finale “arc”). Some people say “but that’s good!11 that means the things aren’t always just black or white, there’s always something in between“. I suppose some people don’t understand the difference between “not always b/w thingy“ and “bad writing/complete OOC/rushed endings/horrible examples of teens behavior and bad messages to the young audience“. - Magic as a source of all the problems/war conflicts? Yeah, sure, just as a nuclear weapon or any weapon that people use in wars to obtain power/ destroy the enemy in the real world, our sweet real human world. Oh, by the way, those worlds in the shows? Just collided. Is there any like nuclear Glossaryck to kill so the humanity might live happily ever after? - Like mewmans won’t fight with monsters in the future. Like there won’t be any fights/wars between real humans, mewmans and monsters. And don’t forget demons. WHAT A HAPPY ENDING. - Seems like Glossaryck wanted to commit a suicide all these years. - I just love how Solaria did not give a f*** about Mina.  - Those ghosts-queens never did anything except helping to destroy the magic in the end. Where were they? They could’ve helped their flesh and blood every time they’ve got stuck in the Magic Dimension. Ghosts-Queens were used in the end just as what, a good looking but totally senseless scene? Or just to make a point to the fans for buying useless svtfoe books? (Actually I prefer the books over the second half of the last season so they are not so useless tbh). - Where were the creators of the show with the “Toffee was right” when a lot of Toffee fans were attacked by the toxic part of the fandom? All this madness all the deaths of the mewmans/monsters could be avoided but Glossaryck never tried to talk out the things normally with others. But, of course, better to destroy all the audience who ever shipped Moontoffee with the “He killed my mother“ bs. Now we all know that Glossaryck was there all along knowing everything not telling anything.  - Svtfoe crew did see that people liked Moontoffee ship, nobody hated or was against the canon MoonRiver, we all were ok with AUs but... you know, you better treat your audience nicely. Instead the creators destroyed every reason to like those two characters, the shippers were treated by the fandom badly for shipping pairing that had an “abuse”. Kinda. Now it’s Moon is the baddy and Toffee is a gooddie. Lmao. - Oh, remember the time when we wanted to see more Janna and Jackie...and just to get them in the end for... I don’t understand for what.  - “The Marco Harem” thingy makes me wanna ship only yuri ships.  - The “shipping drama” you call it? Let’s call it a “shipping bs”. - All ships were ruined and butchered. Ecxept St*rco. Well, they were ruined too, and became most gross canon I ever know. Probably MoonRiver are close to it now too (does River even know?)... I suppose nobody hated the shipping more that the SVTFOE crew did. - All ships: Jantom, Manna, Tomstar, Kellco, Markapoo etc., were used to keep the audience till the end at least with something. Cuz the main story became such a huge mess that without shipping, the greatest distraction tool in the history, that was impossible to watch the show. - It’s good that Star is bisexual, it’s bad she still ended up with a guy. What is worse - with a wrong guy. Who, thanks to the wonderful writing skills of the writers, was a liar and cheater. - It’s good that Jackie got a girlfriend, it’a bad that’s wrong gf. It should’ve been Star. - In the end we got forced St*rco. But with at what price? Personally I can’t stand Marco and Star both now, after all the crap, lie and pain they caused to their exes and their families. I’ve been waiting for a latin lead character in a show like this for years and now both characters dissapointed me greatly. - The Beach Day episode had no sense. Two worlds collided JUST BECAUSE. And no apocalypse happened, no one got killed, nothing was destroyed. Two worlds should’ve been staying separately forever, as Marco and Star. But two cheating and lying teens wanted to be together so badly so f*** the logic. - The happy but bitter and well handled ending was possible. I remember “His Dark Materials”, trilogy of fantasy novels by Sir Philip Pullman, where in the end [SPOILER] Lyra and her boyfriend are separated forever, because it’s impossible for them to live in the different world/universe. But they promised to remember each other. The Beach Day photo and the memento point of St*rco love could be just as beautiful as in “His Dark Materials”.  - It is stated that Svtfoe takes a great resemble of Sailor Moon which had a lot of its own flaws. Instead of taking the best from SM, Sv takes the worst, like UsagiSeya love which was better and so more realistic than UsaMamo (Tomstar = UsaSeya; St*rco = UsaMamo), making even a worse copy of UsaMamo canon you can’t stand. - Want a better example? Miraculous Ladybug. The way this show handles shipping and caring for its audince is so better and different from Sv! And despite Adriaenette are the endgame and everybody knows that, it’s a good ship that isn’t rushed, which gets a proper development in every episode. And you know what? I can ship them and Alyaenette, and Lucanette and feel absolutely great about it.  - There are so many other problems with SVTFOE, I wish I could remember and mention it here, but there’s no point, the show is dead, thank goodness. I was kinda done with show after they butchered Toffee/Moontoffee, and now completely done after they forced St*rco and ruining them too, killing off all the amazing development of Tomstar. And, most importantly - destroyed a lot of characters (MHC, Gloss, Moon etc). - Tbvh, the show had so much potential and instead they just used the shipping and handled it horribly on every possible level. - Svtfoe was an amazing, great explosion of the ideas, beautiful designs, characters (Eclipsa’s family) and worlds. Now I can thank this show only for one thing: for the creativity of its fandom. Your OCs are magnigicent, people, and your stories about them are so much... better than the canon. - TEENS ARE NOT THAT DUMB. And I’m saying it as a grown up, dangit. P.S. That’s an opinion, and if you feel personally attacked by it - don’t, I wanted to rant, and so I did. You enjoyed the show? Good for you, don’t waste your time on trying to prove me being wrong. The show is dead, this opinion doesn’t affect anything or anybody from the crew. Cuz as far ad it seems to me, they’ve been/blind deaf enough all the time.  Also, if anyone considers it as a disrespect towards show creators - it’s a critical response nothing more, nothing less.

[cherryblamps-blog]

Thoughts On Star Vs Finale (major spoilers ahead)

So I watched the finale last night and went to bed to sleep on it watched it again and it just doesn't feel right, and not because it's this show that I've been watching since my early teens it's just meh in my opinion? 

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  I will not be posting any screenshots in this post because frankly I'm too tired to take them and I couldn't find any good ones. So besides the series finale being obviously short (only 22 minutes of run time) I personally blame Disney for this decision I'm sure Nefcy among the other crew members would've loved to give us another season and possibly another made for tv movie but Disney sucks man. 

What personally grinds my gears is that the episode focusing so much on Star and Marco, yes they're the main characters but it's not even the issue of St@rco anymore (which yes I'm not a fan of) it's the disregard of other characters such as Tom, Globgor and even Ludo and Mina. 

I know it's hard to wrap up all of the plot threads and character arcs in one 22 minute episode but this really felt like shipping fodder sorry to say... I can see this episode as a pre-mid season finale if it weren't for the whole destroying magic thing it just seemed too rushed. 

I'll make a separate post for a certain character that really got the butt end of the stick (Tom) 

I can go on all day about what I didn't like about the episode but here are somethings I genuinely loved about the episode; 

- Marco flipping a horse 

- Star and Tom collectively then going: MARCO YOU FLIPPED A HORSE

- Seeing everyone in their mewberty/butterfly forms was super neat! 

- Comet smiling at Moon and Star 

- Solaria smiling at Eclipsa and cupping Meterora's cheek 

- "that earthquake opened up a weird gas leak" "iTS A PORTAL!" 

- Seeing Jackie and Chloe again even if it was for a few seconds 

- the ending sequence with Mearth/New Mewni was really cool and reminded me of Hilda 

- Moon going "wait you've used the wand before?" to Marco 

- Star forgiving Moon 

- I actually liked the scene where Ponyhead cheered up Star it felt natural I didn't find myself hating her. 

TLDR: there was a lot of things I didn't like about the finale and I definitely wished there was a fifth season and maybe even a second movie but there were some things in the finale I did like although it could DEFINITELY COULD HAVE BEEN DONE BETTER.

[nyancheetosmusical]

More Human Squip HCs

Here are some little HCs @justpidgance , @takeabreathandsmile , and I came up with while developing the story of the AU. Enjoy! :)

-The Squip really likes fuzzy socks. Like, really, REALLY likes them.

-The SQUIP has tons of practical knowledge on various subjects, but he can’t actually put it into practice. Like, he’s a How-to manual; he can tell you how to fix a car, play an instrument, give someone CPR, etc. etc. because he still has a vast array of internet research in his memory. But, if you ask him to do any of it, he’s at a loss. There’s this disconnect between his mental and physical abilities.

  Michael: “Hey Squip how do you convert a polar coordinate in a Cartesian one?

Squip: “Well, first you need to use relationships established between r and theta and x and y. The easiest way is to use x = rcos(theta)-”

M: “Okay how about you just do it for me.”

S:“...*looks at the problem*....uh….*sweats*....you uh…..uh…..”

- Christine is the first person to actually truly come around to human!SQUIP and genuinely see him as a friend. Even though the SQUIP still finds her to be exceptionally strange (especially after being inside her brain.)

-He loves the stars and astronomy a lot

-He gets a telescope and is SO HAPPY

-The Squip ends up moving into Jeremy’s closet cause it’s small and dark and he likes being able to be all curled up and safe

-And one day Jeremy sneaks in and sticks some plastic glow in the dark stars on the ceiling of the closet and the walls

-and when the Squip sees it

-STAR EYES

-he was so overwhelmed and excited

-The Squip basically becomes like a little brother to Jeremy

- Sometimes when Jeremy and Michael are hanging out at night, Christine will come over and pick up the Squip and drive out to an open field and the Squip brings his telescope and they look at the stars and at first she’s telling him what constellations are what and which planet that is, but after a while the Squip starts doing his own research and soon he’s teaching her, and afterwards they go to Sharis and have a slice of pie. And Christine loves how honest the Squip is and loves to talk about her problems with him and after a while he really warms up to her and boom it’s like he has an older sister and it’s great.

-Imagine the SQUIP just casually blurting out some of the things that Jeremy thought about her when he was living inside his brain. And Christine is just like “awww, really? He thought that? That is so cute!” But then when the SQUIP repeats the information to Jeremy, his face goes red and he gets all stuttery.

- at some point Mike “pranks” the Squip by somehow getting him to drink Mtn Dew red (without Jeremy knowing) and the Squip gets like….REALLY sick. And you can’t take him to the hospital cause he’s not legally a person.  So they just gotta wait it out....

- The Squip would be that one kid who’d refer to his friends parents like: “Jeremy’s dad” instead of “Mr. Heere”

- The squip only really needs mountain dew to survive, but that doesn’t limit him from eating other things. So time for the squip to find out how vegetables are gross and discovering yummy treats. Plus, don’t get him started on hot chocolate (his favorite)

-SO I don’t know if you know what Squeaky Cheese is, but basically when you make cheese you can skim the curds off the surface and you get these cheese curds that legitimately squeak when you eat them. Anyway, one time someone brings over Squeaky Cheese and

Squip: “JEREMY JEREMY JEREMY LOOK AT THIS” *shoves handful of cheese in mouth*

*squeak squeak squeak*

Michael: “dude that stuff is kind of nasty, what-”

Jeremy: “dude shhhhhh....just look at him”

and the Squip just has a look of pure excitement on his face

Squip: “JEREMY THIS FOOD IS MAKING SOUND!”

Michael: “....okay that is kind of adorable.”

[sawthefaeriequeen]

literally just got told to ‘be careful’ what I post on social media (i have been posting furiously in the last few days) because dut**te’s people are everywhere. even in cyberspace. some of my friends got locked out of their facebook  accounts just for posting angrily about m*rcos. M*RCOS.  THE MURDERING DICTATOR. IT IS COMMON FUCKING SENSE TO HATE HIM. but apparently, dictator calls to dictator, shit calls to shit. f uck you, d*t*rte.

also it seems that the evil (i do not use that word lightly) p*licemen here have a ‘quota’ to fill. they will kill anyone, ANYone to ‘make an example of’ someone who doesn’t worship the ass of lord and savior dut**te. or they’ll kill even just the poorest of the poor who don’t stand for anyone but themselves. for sport. and then they will destroy that person and their family’s reputation after.

we are being silenced.

(and you know what, my depressive ass thinks: well i would honestly rather be fucking dead than forced to bend the knee and spout the ideals of that man, and this, this is why so many were killed during mar*os’s regime. i get it even more now. anyway, what’s wrong with being dead? i’m pretty sure the afterlife has a huge-ass library waiting for me. also, jesus. and my dear friend ralf is there. c/arrie fisher. chester benni/ngton. etc.

but then i think: they would probably brutally kill my loved ones in front of me before they go for me, and that, that I could never stand. i’d flagellate myself for that in the next life.

well, fuck it. guess I’ll live.)

i like to think i’m a good person, as good as i try to be despite being a depressed angry mess…but i honestly hope, in my heart, that someone kills this evil man. and soon.

and if anything happens to me, know that i never stood for what he stood for. e v e r.