#and putting this on y'all's dash

[littlefankingdom]

"DC is allergic to making Batman/Bruce a bad person"

He is one of their main heroes, of course he is a good person? Like, wtf do you want one of the most important heroes of Earth to be a bad person?

[morphestic]

i love rare pairs

[thevioletscout]

This is what happens when I have free time after a bigger piece, recently joked about wanting to put the Once-Dashing Smuggler and Poor Edward in a poly marriage with my PC, and then find a poly ship meme via @torabdos.

Now big disclaimer right off the bat; this is not official. As far as I'm concerned, Emery is only married to Edward and the Once-Dashing Smuggler remains stuck at the tomb colonies. That said, I could always change my mind since that's the fun of fanworks. We'll see where I go with all of this!

Also I do stand by my statement that if the devs finally make the Smuggler a spouse (independent of my antics) I would marry him in a heartbeat so.

As I mentioned in a previous post, the hard thing about filling this in is that generally ship memes like this tend to assume the ship being discussed is... Ya know, healthy. Domestic. It doesn't really account for one spouse being stuck in Parabola and another having a whirlwind romance with one participant for awhile, dipping to the Tomb Colonies before the other guy gets a love potion smashed in his face, then returning after his lover has already gotten married to said other guy. And also just 2/3 being completely unhinged stalkers???

So I had to mostly just go off vibes and guesswork for most of this, and as one can see by my answers down at the bottom I wasn't taking this too seriously. So if something doesn't look right, just keep all that in mind.

Anyway as much as I'd love to let this speak for itself, to explain the joke here;

I mainly see the Once-Dashing Smuggler having two different reactions to Poor Edward.

He HATES him, not only for the crime of marrying Emery first, but because of everything Edward's done and continues to do to them. As such, the two are constantly getting into petty fights for Emery's love and attention.

He wants Edward to match his freak. He is leaning against the mirror seductively and trying to coax Ed into indulging in this polyamory thing.

Hell, it could even be both knowing them!

This is a weird ass idea but SOMEONE had to have it, and that's apparently me lmao.

Oh and don't mind my music choice, it was the only thing I could think of with the right vibes for this pairing.

Original ship meme (and more variations) can be found here.

[aliciadessendre]

some of the sim players with their 25 year old laptops will be blowing up their own houses trying to play this shit

[vee-lociraptor]

every once in a while one of my mutuals reblogs something that makes me go hm. fascinating. and scribble a note down before going back to whatever i was doing

[rainbowtitania]

Ok well now I'm thinking about buckastasia and dimitreddie, so fine let's do it...

Eddie Diaz doesn't want to be a con man; he thinks it kills some intrinsic part of him a little more every day. But there are only so many jobs an ex-soldier single father can get in the city these days, and Eddie would do anything for Christopher, even if it meant selling his soul.

Or someone else's.

So when he hears the news that Princess Maddie has announced a reward for her missing brother (and he's dead, everyone knows he's dead, Eddie better than anyone knows--), Eddie sees his chance. One last con to get him and Christopher out of this godforsaken city and keep his son safe for the rest of his life. And if he has to tell a little white lie to an amnesiac named Buck who has a bright smile and a birthmark that looks just close enough to Prince Evan's to get them in the door, well... Eddie's doing it all for Christopher, so of course he won't hesitate.

[maegorsbignaturals]

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-You know that one theory that says Visenya was pregnant thanks to a blood ritual? Yeah, that's how Maegor ended up pregnant. He tought that it would make one of his wives pregnant, but he didn't readed the small letters where it said that the cojurer IS the one that is going to get pregnant.

-Like there is just a FEW people that knows that he is gravid with a baby. Tyanna is one of them, Visenya too (she wanted to SLAP Maegor in the face after she knew what he did), The Lord Commander of the kingsguard and that's all. He waits for a few months until the baby bump is visible for him to move to Dragonstone under the excuse of being a bit sick and to need the """"refreshing airs"""" of Dragonstone's mountains and shores.

-Basically has to be dragged to bed because he is not able to stop moving. Visenya has forbidden him to go in the trainning yard, to stay late hpurs of the night planning how to stop the faith, how to lift the realm from economic ruin, to hunt down Alyssa, Alyssane, Jaehaerys and Rhaena. The first trimester was a hell for him, and it didn't got better when he began to get bigger and his feets began to bloat.

-Nobody expected him to actually produce milk for the baby, not even him Yet, when he actually began to leak everyone sighed in relief. They would not need a wetnurse and one person less would not need to know of the... odd situation of it (And less blood would be spilled, what? you actually tought Maegor would let alive a wetnurse that knows that the king is pregnant??? Don't be ridiculous!!!)

-But even if the heir matter was practically solutiones, a new one arised: who was going to be the mother of this bby? There is no way that Maegor would openly admit that he was pregnant and that he got pregnant via Valyrian magic. So, he would actually say that one of his three wifes was the mother, but who??? Being a Queen Mother was not easy work, and it held such a great deal of power to be one. Giving the title of Queen Mother was a gift and a political move on itself to a woman who did not suffered the consequences of a pregnancy, so who would it be??? Tyanna, who has demostrated to be useful for him and had served him well? Alys, who was ready to go to exile with him? or ceryse, who was the niece of the high septon and the daughter of Lord Manfred Hightower???

-He hates physical touch. He scowls and grunts when Visenya tries to rubb his belly or when the Maester of Dragonstone tries to check on him. But he loves hot baths!! The ones where the water is boiling and leaves the skin all red! The Maester thinks it is not healthy for him and the baby, but he does not care.

-He is reticient to actually think of a future with the baby, like baby names and clothes and dcraddles. He thinks that a woman is the one to think of those things, and yet...

[paranormal-taters]

If you guys show me that man beaten up and slightly bloodied one more time I'm gonna have to finally watch Slow Horses.

[gophergal]

i have done nothing but post spicy drawings for three days

(pf, feat a drawing that I can't crop tastefully for tumblr purposes)

[noa-nightingale]

Fuck Gaiman and his fucking non-apology.

[lionfanged]

trying to decide how to connect with more of y'all as i feel like i haven't been doing a v good job of engaging with my mutuals, so i am engaging in... a poll!! p much deciding how i need to outreach to my moots.

[biblical-love]

"respect alternative trauma responses" until someone who was drafted into a war against their own will copes with their PTSD by telling themselves that they were fighting for freedom. this site truly is absolutely nasty to veterans. like i get that we don't like US imperialism, but the majority of those people were young men who didn't have a choice, or who were fed propaganda, and there are better targets for your ire than elderly traumatized (and often disabled) people

[qverdia]

wow that shit hurted .

[megaeratheefury]

i'm ngl sometimes i see those righteous text posts from fandom defending veilguard and bioware and i'm just like. why do y'all still insist on being in conversation with bigots?

[dracolizardlars]

The dunmeshi fandom have got to stop shipping solely combinations of characters with enormous lifespan disparities.

[morphestic]

flowerofbuffoonery -> morphestic