#and put them in the hallway

[theriverpointace]

senior pranks are so fun bc it's like "okay step one: let's do some light b+e"

[itsnevssin]

Jimmy antagonized Curly throughout the game and he never said anything against him.

Curly couldn't stand up for himself, he could have never stood up for Anya.

[fisheito]

A while back you made a post talking about yakumo and his sensitivity to temperature and I haven't stopped thinking about it. imagine when winter comes around and yakumo becomes progressively sluggish, usually staying in the kitchen and not leaving for hours, always making something near the stove to feel a little warmth from the flames or from a little taste of the things he's making (soup probably), or him picking up the habit of bundling himself up and staying in the library to read and nap. maybe when it starts getting even colder he barely leaves his room because its too uncomfortably cold for him, and if he does he's probably looking for eiden to help him warm up, but if eidens not around he gets antsy and looks for somebody else in the mansion, but he's too shy to ask and looks at whoever with his wet eyes so they know he's cold and wants a cuddle

*inhales deeply* ah yes. you understand. you envision it all so clearly. rightly so. gEt in the wAy, everybody, snake burrito walking the halls very very slowly!!!!!!! (i was about to say get OUT of the way but that would probably make yakumo colder so why not do him a favour and collide with him on your way to another room)

[gaffney]

CHARLIE CONWAY & JESSE HALL ft. the mighty ducks scripts.

[hawkeyeslaughter]

girl not to start anything and i don’t want y’all to take this the wrong way but . i don’t see the hawkahy at all like with most ships even if i don’t like / ship it personally i at least see the chemistry but with hawkahy i just don’t 😭

[naomiknight-17]

Just had to pull Tiny Tim away from a Christmas tree I'm working on because he was trying to eat the garland, and he bit the fuck out of my arm

Then I went to move Jill, who had also been after the tree, and I guess she was upset after Tim was screaming and biting me, and when I picked her up, she bit the fuck out of my hand!!!

There's one pretty bad puncture wound from Tim and I washed it as thoroughly as I could and I'm hoping it doesn't swell up or show other signs of infection because I really don't have time to hit a walk-in clinic right now

[apotelesmaa]

I think akito wanting nothing to do with rui and tsukasa is entirely valid actually considering that tsukasa has like zero off switch and any time he shows up akito has a 80% chance of being pulled into some shenanigans & rui not only encourages tsukasa but also frequently sets off explosions in the school and deliberately fucks with akito. And I don’t want this to change even if he begrudgingly grows more fond of them because there is nothing funnier than tsukasa and rui showing up whenever toya and akito are together and toyas like wow it’s so great to see you (with great fondness and respect) and akito is just fucking seething internally (cannot be rude to them because it would upset toya).

[theguardianace]

man. it hasn't even been a full half day of this event being out and im already drafting a fic for it. what an absolute RIDE thsi has been.

[calicoartie]

I HATE MY ROOMMATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[iwanttobepersephone]

I can't remember who, but I think the funniest interaction I've ever had on Tumblr is someone being genuinely shocked to their core that I live in a very country, very rural small conservative town. I guess I give city vibes to most people? Anyways I'm curious now and want to see, of the few people who will see this, what vibes do I give off most

[dracodoll]

emergency dept nurse mu qing and paramedic feng xin au where

like imagine

the intercom goes off for ems report and oh joy it’s fx’s unit. mq is in ambulance triage and as soon as fx walks through the door with the patient mq starts berating him for a shitty report

“you said your eta was 10-15 min and yet the patient still doesn’t have iv access. you’ve had that long to get one yet all i see are bandages”

“they’re a hard stick!!! if you think you’re so good why don’t you try”

(he can’t get it either and they have to do an ultrasound iv lmaooo. mq’s excuse is that fx blew all the good veins)

triage takes forever bc they keep arguing with each other

“you said their blood sugar was 232 but i just checked it and it’s 140”

“hey don’t blame me!! blame the equipment that doesn’t work half the time”

“you always ask patients the dumbest questions”

“it’s literally triage information i’m required to chart”

“whatever happened to focused assessments??”

“feng xin i need to know if they are homicidal”

no one comments on the fact that mq always makes sure there’s a coke in the patient fridge for fx to steal or that fx always helps him get labs and vitals (fx’s excuse is that the faster it’s done the quicker the patient is offloaded and he can leave. sure jan)

[clowningaroundmars]

listening to rakim and the pharcyde rn and just thinking it's actually kinda weird that more ppl haven't pointed out how much miles' taste in music affects his life and viewpoint in general

and how being raised by his uncle who's into more old school stuff on earth-42 would affect him and his development

i'm imagining 42 actually clowning 1610 for listening to post malone while placing a labcabincalifornia vinyl on his record player while they chill in his room one day lol

42's tastes would probably be more varied and just... like more developed in general bc he has a man who was more than likely a Part Of The Culture helping to raise him. aaron was out on the streets of brooklyn as a kid most likely swapping diy mixtapes and buying local rap cd's with his allowance/summer job money (assuming he was born like around 1978-1980, then he was most likely on the streets in the mid 90's during the Golden Age of Hip Hop).

not to mention that for aaron to even Do What He Does as the prowler, he is still out on the streets til this day, shooting the shit with fellow neighbors and shaking hands with black market merchants. he's dapping up store owners and trying to get on local gang leaders' good sides for intel. he's making connections! he is most def still swapping music recommendations with ppl in the hood and ordering vinyls online if he can't get his hands on them in physical brick-and-mortar stores

and music seems to be a super important thing to a man like aaron. that would definitely influence miles. interesting that i haven't seen more posts mentioning that actually!

[mcmadcanvas]

When you FINALLY organize your hobby closet. 👍

Whos next? 💪💜👊

[chickenmcnuggies]

i've never really used siege equipment before, or big mega traps (only some small cave in traps) so i figured i'd abuse the classic 'dodge into massive pit trap' with some ballistae for fun

first elven siege (which was mostly human mercs lol) went well

the big fuckoff entrance hallway, with the main entrance locked. some animals to defend against minor animal, and stall for people to get to their ballistae (tho the one in this hallway didn't end up being manned). with the new entrance all the way at the end.

the fun part the dodge trap. 31 z levels since that's as far as we could go without hitting water, filled with iron pickaxes to make them dodge into the pit. if the fall doesn't kill them, then they have to climb back up to try their luck again.

(tho a fair amount die on the way down)

if they get too close, we can always use more ballistae fire

these ones did actually get to fire!

took of this guy's ear and part of his leg. plus another human's left lung, which quickly killed them.

unfortunately ~9 of them managed to turn tail and run without dying. but all in all it was a great first impression on the trap

[diientedegato]

so sorry if u get tired of the ask spam ur the first bocw fan i’ve seen in a while .. but!! BREAK ON THROUGH!!!! YES!!!!! i also love the way the setting changes when you finally get into the hallway of the red door bunker! like the nauseating feeling of wanting to find out but also how scary it is because you don’t know what you’ll find. you don’t know what you WANT to find. bell of bocw u are a gem and the people truly didn’t deserve how good of a character u were…. #bell fan club

also stealth missions are always a favorite. loved sneaking around everybody with the adrenaline pumping

-same anon :3 might need a name atp 😵‍💫😵‍💫

YEAH MAN YOU GET IT‼️‼️‼️ the scenario changes of the mission ARE GREAT. And the ambience they set us in is!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whether or not you choose to follow orders it Feels Wrong!

I'm not sure abt in which path it is (or if it's in all) that when you get into the bunker with Perseus, there are notes All over the room- it is so damn interesting seeing Bell's inner conflict so well although we never really Meet Bell. There are notes that are Bell begging to themselves to fight against the idea -of the tool- they were crafted to be.

The Setting is Such a Maze! The Character is as much of a Maze! Currently gnawing at the bars of my enclosure!

Don't worry abt the spam I love getting asked about things I'm surely normal about:333🫂

[ourladyoftheflytrap]

Mom called me a shitty roommate today bc after months of her telling me to rent a uhaul (too young to do so) and then flaking out on me whenever I asked her if we could it on x day, I gave up on trying to get my bf's heavy TV and dresser and ordered a mountable tv, instead of buying more storage totes so that I could add to the ever increasing stack of totes in our guest bedroom