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Thinking about in Mafia Mafia au Serpias being the first one to get a turn with the Dteam, back when they're all still wary and tense and he's the only one they will sleep around

Serpias waking up hard and needy from a wet dream in the dteam cuddle pile and having a moment of "Oh shit" because they just let him in, this can't be the reason he fucks thus up, no way- but then there's a cold hand slipping into his pants, jeering him off nice and slow until he's all lose limbed when he cums

Getting pulled and pushed so they can take off his clothes to clean him up and then they just fold Serpias back into the cuddles, and it doesn't even matter that he's naked because he has three bodies keeping him warm

I'm shaking this like a squeaky chew toy I hope you know.

They would he whispering to him gently during this, all in English that he can barely translate in his head, his own brain going to mush as he feels them crowd closer(something he didn't know possible). Feeling their breathes on his neck and face, someone is scratching his head, another is holding his hand (Sapnap's he can tell). He was trying to guess who's jerking him off but realizes they're all taking turns and he can't focus enough anymore to keep track of it. The sensations of the three different kind of hands slowly edging him closer and closer.

It just feels so good when he finally cums, it's like he's on a cloud, so relaxed, any anxious or worrying thoughts from before are gone. He's about to fall asleep again, not caring of the mess he made until he feels the other start to shift and tug at his pants and shirt. It's disturbing his daze and the momentary chill making him more aware that he's naked now, his thoughts returning. Embarrassment starting to seep in...

Until he's warm again. Until he feels their reassuring weight by his sides. He hears Sapnap whisper "Serpi..." while he's tucking in close into the crook of his neck. He feels a much larger arm warping around him, thinner fingers returning to scratch at his head. His head emptying again.

Serpias goes back to sleep feeling so content.

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ok FINE only because i made fun of u

mmau sapnap being a clingy dog with separation anxiety, and he likes to spend time in rich's office, sitting on the floor by his feet, just being reassured by his presence.

smth smth sapnap feeling even more comfortable under rich's desk where it's enclosed and dark and Safe. smth smth sapnap cockwarming rich while he works smth smth sapnap being completely blissed out with his lips wrapped around rich's cock smth smth sapnap staring up at him all drowsy and content and comfortable and satisfied and rich pats him on the head and ruffles his hair and calls him a good dog idk i cant string together a proper thought

Really fucking good holy feck

YA KNOW. I had started writing out Sapnap cockwarming Farfa and never finished it oops

It literally was one paragraph so there's no point in sharing it heh but it was gonna introduce how Farfa first called him good boy (I put somewhere that he doesn't say it often idr where lmao) Sapnap just isn't a patient guy trying to quietly sit next to farfa as he does paperwork. Turns out an easy solution to get him to stop fidgeting is to stick him under the desk and shove a cock down his throat :3

ANYWAYS! Sapnap is a new dog! And despite Rich being a busy guy, he wants to make sure his new puppy is acclimating well and that his "training" is going smoothly of course. He's often called into Rich's office in the beginning, Sapnap at first being nervous that he's done something wrong. He's going in *alone*, Farfa isn't even there to help translate...

He soon realizes why that isn't needed when Rich is o lying using the commands he's been taught as of recent...drilled into his head over and over by the rest of the guys.

"Ven."

Sapnap will walk over to Rich, where he's pointing next to him. The nod of approval making him feel proud.

But Rich will push his chair out from his desk and motion to under it.

"Sientate."

Oh.

He'll crawl in and sit like he was taught. Another nod of approval. He's already feeling fuzzy. He can guess what the next command might be.

And he's right. He can feel the drool pooling in his mouth as his Don pulls out his dick, something he's never had the chance to pleasure yet. He's eager. He *needs* to show Rich how grateful he is for being here, has to show what a good dog he's shaping up to be!

"Abre."

There's no hesitation. And the weight in his mouth is heavenly. He's practically trying to shove it further down his throat, trying to coat it with his tongue and suck it as hard as he can before there's a tight grip on his hair.

"No. Quieto."

He whines. He doesn't know that one. Maybe he's doing it wrong, maybe Sapnap just needs to try it differently? Sapnap tries going slower, maybe he can't be so eager, maybe Rich doesn't want such a slobbering dog...? But that just makes his hair be pulled at harder. He whines again.

"*Espera*. Quédate quieto," Rich growls out.

Sapnap stops moving. He doesn't know what to do, hoping for a hint, something! He doesn't want to be bad, he wants to be good!

Turns out, that's exactly what he's supposed to do. After a minute or so, the hand on his head relaxing and slowly starting to scratch his scalp. Oh. Oh, he gets it now. Sapnap let's out a breathe and starts to relax himself.

"Ya, entendistes?"

He hums. Looking up at his Don and let's himself enjoy the moment. This is nice...letting his thoughts cloud over and just focusing on the warmth resting in his mouth.

"Mi perrito bueno, no?"

The words only making Sapnap sink in further. Yea. He's a good boy. A good boy for his Don.

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mmau sapnap being a clingy dog with separation anxiety, and he likes to spend time in

never mind u told me to shut up in serpias' chat, no brainrot for u >:T

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COUGH COUGH *CHOKES*

Hi :D

Consider mafia mafia au with sleepy dream cause im still not over him and also team mafia wanting to fuck him, like they do with sapnap and george. But sometimes when they have time for it, dreams in his long sleep.

They bring it up to dream at one point and he tells them they can just do it while hes asleep, he has no issues with it

And so at one point they do and dream wakes up to changed boxers or - depending on how recent the fucking was - cum in his ass

Hi :3!

I imagine George already would use Dream while he's asleep long before they joined Team Mafia.

I very much have it in my head that George is the one who actually pushes for Team Mafia to be a bit more wild with Dream(and is great with suggestions for Sapnap) pfft

Like the guys already do whatever they want with Sapnap but there's a lot more hesitance with Dream and George. And Dream is too much of a workaholic to really bring up the freak shit he does lmaooo

So!! George to the rescue ;3!

The guys would probably complain to George about Dream sleeping and them being needy which would then lead to George explaining how he'd just fuck Dream when he's out cold. How sometimes George will even spike his drink just for the fun of it (and sometimes he's also worried about Dream TwT). The guys being the dogs they are go fucking insane wanting to do the same thing.

They just need Dream to go to sleep :)

Dteam are really so intertwined that they do give the go ahead for another hehe One of them would ask if Dream would mind and if they should ask him about it and George just laughs and says something like "Why? I already said you guys can." Another brings up what if they wake him up, Dream gets really cranky when he's woken up :/!! "Then fuck him harder obviously."

Dream is in for a fun suprise when he wakes up from his next nap. At first he'll think he had a wild wet dream as he can feel how his own cum crusted all over his tummy and bedsheets. Then he realizes he's all sore, can barely sit or even move his legs (along with a killer headache). And then notices the copius amount of cum leaking out of him too.

Hm. This seems a bit much to just be George...

He'll groan with how shaky his legs are but there's work to do and he's slept for way too long!

He'd struggle to get through the day, the rest of the guys being more flirtatious than usual. Touching his ass, a lot. He restrains from whining.

It'll be a while before Dream realizes it's them who's been fucking him. He's been passing out a lot more lately and always wakes up with a headache, bruised hips, sore ass, and always leaking. He still thinks it's only George, doesn't even consider anyone else. His dumb dumb work-pilled brain stops him from thinking about it further smh Doesn't even consider how touchy Team Mafia have been with him, always touching him everywhere he aches the most...well...almost everywhere. BUT now isn't the time to think about that, there's paperwork to go through!

He skips out on dinner one day, exhausted, and heads straight to bed, he just hopes George doesn't go crazy this time...and then he's out like a log.

It feels like he's barely just closed his eyes before he feels himself waking up. The pleasure he's hit with makes him moan way too loudly, too groggy to control himself. His face is smushed against a pillow and he can feel someone pulling his ass into the air and fucking into him *deep*.

He'll mumble and whine out "Ge-orge...!" while trying to wake himself up and get his bearings. But then he hears chuckling from *several* voices and whoever is pounding into him seems to go even harder than they were before.

"Nah, trata otra vez Sueñito."

Oh!

He's still too out of it to tell who it is, now hearing overlapping voices all cooing at him. All in spanish. Dream too lost in all the sensations to think straight, whining and moaning, just taking it. Loving it.

And whoever is fucking him is going faster, Dream crying out from the pleasure, can feel electricity running through him from head to toe, he feels his brain melting. He's cumming before he knows it. He's paralyzed as he shivers from his orgasm and savors the afterglow as he's still pounded into. He's out cold just as he feels warmth fill him.

"Ah. Se dormio..."

"Pues...puedemos seguir, no?"

"Claro!"

Dream would wake up again all cleaned up this time. And a few more bodies cuddling around him, still asleep. He's cozy...he supposes work can wait for today.

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Drop the dark pred/prey rambles vro…

hehehe OKAY! so, as far as i can tell, the first iterations of this line of brainrot comes from cheaze, so huge shoutout to cheaze.

basically, the darker variation of p/p au is more. animalistic. somehow? the predators are a lot more open to their primal instincts, at least. it is also completely nsfw, there is no sfw brainrot for this branch as of now LOL.

so the whole idea stems from the manhunt concept that started p/p au, except during the manhunts, the predators are a lot. rougher.

before the hunt, they tie a totem to sapnap's hand, just so they don't risk actually killing him. the actual hunts are the same; he runs, they track him down, whoever gets to him first gets to fuck him and have him for the rest of the day. but when they catch him, when they have this exhausted, pathetic little bunny in their claws and they themselves are high on adrenaline and endorphins, they don't hold back on their prize. the moment they get their hands on him, they're tearing off his clothes, pinning him to the ground, fucking him like there's no tomorrow.

they aren't exactly careful as they're handling sapnap; their only concern is the prey clutched in their claws, in their jaws, fucking it and claiming it for themselves. more often than not, almost every time, they end up accidentally killing sapnap. he's already injured, and they're not thinking, and he just looks so good, they can't resist the urge to just bite him, to watch as the life drains from his eyes and his body goes limp.

it's all fine though! sapnap has his totem, tied securely to his hand, so he comes back to life, even if they do get a little too rough with him. it usually takes a couple of minutes, a couple of minutes between him dying and him coming back, when his body is limp and lifeless, but it's all good— he comes back in a few minutes, why stop and wait? it's not like sapnap cares, anyway. if anything, he likes it; knowing that they want, need him so badly that they can't help giving into their instincts, can't bring themselves to stop using his body.

they're extremely lucky that sapnap's brain made the association of death feeling good rather than equating sex with death, though.

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I just remembered the herobrine x dream smut i wrote months ago. I need to find it again and continue it

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**giving you bad dick** yeah you dislike that bitch?

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YAY TY SKETCH !!!!!

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horny posting in a discord is difficult bc i see a dead dove channel and immediately go "ok but how much is too much"

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They force him to make an onlyfans to post it, they are NOT gonna let him "accidently" lose it on Google drive again.

If i think about sapnap's hole being destroyed by team mafia surely that will make me forget the atrocities he's commited.

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If i think about sapnap's hole being destroyed by team mafia surely that will make me forget the atrocities he's commited.

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Dream and Sapnap in my just dance au are both trans. Because yes

Sapnap got (magical) top surgery. It's still much like a surgery and leaves scars and requires rest but due to magical reasons, its a bit easier. He got it while with Team Mafia and couldnt stop touching his chest every couple of hours for weeks after. He also loved whenever any of them touched his chest even if he couldnt feel anything from it really.

Dream didnt need top surgery as his chest was small enough to not cause much discomfort

Both got magical bottom surgery, though different kinds. Both wanted a dick just not human ones, really.

Dream got himself a sorta tentacle dick? Slithers out when aroused. Ideal during the day. Based on stories he heard, it just sounded better to have a dick that isn't out 24/7 technically.

Meanwhile, Sapnap got a knot on his dick. (Not that he's gonna get many chances to use it. He much prefers bottoming. So much that he actually signed to keep vagina in the sense that he now has two holes down below + the one in his dick. He didnt have much issues with his cunt, just with lack of dick.)

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Man sapnap was fucked by cris and sucked off serpias, those are canon to me...

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gnap

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whether dating/fuck buddies/whatever or not, I'm a firm believer that dteam have sent each other nudes before. or at least dick pics. no way they haven't

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ALRIGHTY FOLKS.

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