What if I suggested dodge mason as art donaldson’s weird allusive cousin from Texas that he never sees bc they have literally NOTHING in common and who is just so so so sick of ppl comparing him to art and telling him he just looks so much like the rising tennis star.
And what if I said that during a family gathering, art decides to bring reader along and introduce his new girlfriend. Which of course makes all of their aunts and uncles turn to dodge to pester him, asking him when will he be settling down and bring a girl round. And dodge just has so much on his shoulders that this stupid rivalry between him and his cousin is truly the last straw. He just gets so frustrated and in such desperate need for release and validation over his fucking golden sparkling cousin, that he decides to get his own back at art and show you alllllllll the ways that cowboys are better than tennis players. After all, what experience do tennis players have with riding this hard?
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when the new upload has the streamer acting terrified for his life and speaking in a hushed whisper only to immediately manically scream insults at the Thing that was chasing them once they realize that, for now, they’re safe and also has them slowly getting more and more irritated and fearful and very clearly insane from getting torn apart again and again but yet not being allowed to die only escaping with his body not his soul>>
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Back to your regularly scheduled unhinged mess,
The look on August’s face when Sara actually answers his call his priceless
That is the look of a man who did not think this far ahead
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Boosty stopped accepting payments via PayPal, they say that they're going to fix this issue, but I am nervous AF. It still accepts bank cards and I still have EasyStart, which is comfy and reliable, but my commissioners rarely agree to using it.
I AM SO F-ING TIRED am I going to lose my job
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