#and pretty vampires

[justporo]

AAAH THE MOON AND STARS SERIES IS GOING SOOOO WELLLL!!!!

now do we maybe get some nice heels to go with the dress? 🥺

THANK YOU SOOO MUUUCH, ANOOON! <3

Now, to answer your question: I'm sorry, but Gods no - Tav would break her darling little neck and Astarion has still, ehem, need for it - intact.

Homegirl grew up abandoned: the first few years in a cloister and most of her life on the streets of Baldur's Gate - she's never worn heels in her life. Also I feel like she'd get uncomfortable in anything she couldn't really feel the ground with.

So, I'm sorry to disappoint in this regard, but Tav will still receive some shoes - and ahem - some more attention from Astarion doing so.

I also have some inspo for you regarding that dress. I really did some research until I found something I liked. Then I came across this dress:

From this article with more incredible dresses: https://beautifulbizarre.net/2022/03/08/linda-friesens-elegant-fantasy-attire/

Obviously, I wanted some really pretty and elegant but Tav wouldn't feel comfortable in like a poofy princess dress. So when I saw this I fell in love and then changed it up with my own ideas because I really liked the idea of Tav wearing the slightly lighter colours of a sunset and Astarion really embracing the dark blue of the night.

And then you can thank @minibabymel because of her Tav and Astarion will also have really beautiful cloaks, because it's October and this ain't keeping no one warm!

If you're wondering how I figured Astarion out: BG3 has really fucking beautiful doublets and I basically worked with this and changed it to the night/stars aesthetic in my head:

My man really didn't need much work - he's already got it all. <3

I realise nobody asked me about this, but here you go!

[ladyadaine]

Lestat was such a bitch he managed to haunt the narrative without even dying. Iconic behavior

[lazylittledragon]

domesticating your vampire: a memoir

(beautiful high res version on patre0n)

[itstweeds]

Lestat de Long Face :(

[violent138]

Bruce definitely trained all the Robins to abandon him if things got bad. He'd give them scenarios like him trapped under something in a fire, hypothermic conditions, he's too injured, and they need to get information to Lucius, and the list goes on. And to date, the only bit of training his kids have continually failed, whether in simulation or practice, is failing to leave him behind.

[kingthunder]

i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like

astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too

gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions

[dyss-dumpster]

Alucard. <3

[pixelpolls]

Vamps vs Werewolfs like its 2010!

[svampira]

snack time🤤

[yanmuffins]

... on a more light-hearted note, imagine a phineas and ferb scenario except neglected! reader is the gifted child that is overlooked by platonic! batfamily, building all sorts of insane contraptions mysteriously disappear for unknown reasons and damian is the only one in the family seeing this shit happen, slowly losing his mind trying to bust his sibling to bruce or his siblings (etc.) only to find that giant robot/waterpark/space rollecoaster is no longer there. once again he looks like a resentful brother trying to incriminate his only blood sibling, whom he seems to have a vendetta against.

i mean, can you blame them? you're just sorta there. just doing your own thing, going to school, hanging out with friends, keeping to yourself. it's embarrassing to admit, but they often forget you live at the manor. you're one of the teenagers to exist. so when damian comes running to dick, saying "look! look! i finally busted them. the cameras caught-" only for the magically corrupted footage to show him 3 minutes of you hanging out under a tree, cut, hanging out under a tree again, let's say dick is... confused.

or when he removed jason from a mission, guiding him at full speed back to the manor, where you were home alone and working on a weather-changing machine because you wanted to have winter snow during summer, except they arrive to find you eating cereal on the kitchen counter. no machine to be seen.

eventually they just dismiss it as damian being petty and acting his age for once. it's the whole being bruce wayne's only blood child and heir to the wayne legacy that you kinda got in the middle of by existing and stuff, they're sure. i mean, you? doing all that? the very idea is so absurd it doesn't even trigger their suspicions. you're the civilian among civilians, every time they look your way you're doing homework or watching funny orange cat compilation videos on youtube.

whether damian's failures to expose you are absurdly coincidental or you just know how to avoid the batfamily's watchful eye is up for debate. well, it's for the best, either way. there’s a 104 days of summer vacation and you're basking in being left alone by the family, and bruce would be livid if he found out about the things you've been doing behind his back, so...

just... hope they don't find out, okay?

[lizardkingeliot]

Sam Reid in Inside Interview with the Vampire Season 2

[leighbaylee]

[lykoiii]

but it's a necessary evil

[vamp-princess]

Finally fucking shifted

[sydneighsays]

Can I rest now? 😭

[clip from: TMA ep 111 Family business]

This is probably going to flop 🧍🏻‍♀️🫶🤭😙🫴❤️

[VD: A grayscale Magnus Archives animatic of Jon and Gerry talking in episode 111 of The Magnus Archives. Gerry, a ghostly goth, and Jon, a thin brown man in a graphic T-shirt, sit together at a table. Gerry says scornfully, "Playing politics with things they didn’t understand. Reckoned her tradition was less the academic and more the, uh…" Jon offers dryly, "V-Village witch?"

Gerry laughs, pleased, and asks, "You sure you don’t know her?" He sighs, sobers, and says, "Yeah. But deep down what she wanted wasn’t all that different from the ivory tower idiots she hated. Y’know, I think, secretly, she dreamed of starting a little mystic dynasty of her own." He grimaces. "With me."

Jon says a little eagerly, "Like the, the Lukases? Or the Fairchilds?" Gerry corrects, "Well, Fairchild’s just a name, they’re not really family." Then he does a finger gun and says, "The Lukases, though, yeah."

He turns away, pensive and frowning, and says, "Thing is, it’s harder than it looks. What’s out there… doesn’t care about blood." Jon, grinning a little, says, "Well, I-I mean, except for the vampires…" Gerry scowls, "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires." Jon looks abashed, and Gerry looks down sorrowfully to say, "But they care about your choices, your fears, not your parents." End VD]

[ID: A still of the scene where Gerry scowls and says "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires" to an embarrassed Jon. End ID]

Described by princess-of-purple-prose

[transthatfag]

dramatic :/