#and pray that im the exception
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dailytraingirl · 6 days ago
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”are you ok”
no i want to know your rules and religion and pray that im the exception
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olliedollie1204 · 3 months ago
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taps mic. clears throat. remus being the embodiment of the thoughts and fantasies thomas considered "forbidden" means he was, at least for a while, the sole embodiment of thomas' queerness as something to be feared or ashamed of or disgusted by. before any of the other sides could accept this about themselves, before thomas could accept it about himself. remus is the source and the holder of thomas' most unwanted thoughts, which at one point (and while this is technically subtext it is like 1 inch away from being text) included thomas being gay. if we get any dialogue or confirmation of this in the series I will do 1000000 backflips break my neck and pass out on the floor
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aenslem · 1 month ago
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THE RAVEN Star Trek: Voyager
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feelo-fick · 7 months ago
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miscellaneous au doodles + a VERY self indulgent song lyric comic :D
+ extra evil comic below the cut :
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"chil!" "don't look at me like that..."
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skitskatdacat63 · 2 months ago
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Every time I draw one of my planet ocs, I just feel like some worshiper making art to honor their patron god 🙏🙏 also yes this is very Mucha, so now I am obligated to draw a Luna version of this
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voltttmeter · 5 months ago
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different gods of my oc universe 👍 i want to draw full bodies of them eventually but erm… i am lazy
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kiddokori · 15 days ago
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guys i caught a mouse at work today
#i was walking the tech guy back because one of our printers broke#and i opened the door like yeah its right back he- thats a mouse. thats a mouse sitting in the middle of the room#he was very small and i think very confused/freaked out because he just let me. scoop him up. into my gentle loving arms#like he tried to run a little but he didn’t seem to really know where to go#so i was just on the floor like trying to get ahold of this very tiny very pathetic mouse without hurting it#while saying hey um. dont mind me printers right there with a mouse half in my hands#printer guy brought me over a little basket he found and i scooped mousie into the basket#and then i had a mouse in a basket. so i went back into the lobby and went Guys i have a Mouse in a Basket#and then my supervisor escorted me outside and we found a nice little tree with some shade and little plants to dump him at#except hed been scrambling up the basket the whole time and i think hes just accepted his fate to live there forever by then#because he would Not get out of the basket. i had to very very gently scooch him out#and yeah. maybe i pet the mouse. what do you want from me. he was very small and cute and very soft and rabbies isnt real and cant hurt me#he was so fucking cute. oh my god he was so cute. i hope he does well for himself#coworker was like ‘youre just gonna put him outside to be somethings lunch?’#and i said well. better he be lunch for someone than die in a gluetrap in some dark corner of the office#slightly more dignified way to go. benefits something. but i will be praying for a long and happy life for him regardless#every single time ive seen a mouse in my life ive immediately gone ‘oh im fucking Getting You’ <- lovingly and adoringly#so far im 2 for 5. 40% accuracy rate of Getting That Sucker#which i dont think is too bad considering mice are very small and quick and good at not being getted
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hexslvt · 25 days ago
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being so horny but so sleepy is so hard :((
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introspectivememories · 8 months ago
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i've decided that i dont care about max verstappen domination anymore. i am swinging back around to it being funny. by how many seconds will he be in the lead in the next race? 45? a whole minute? maybe every other car on the grid will just break down and then max can do all 50 or whatever laps by himself. ferrari will still find a way to fuck charles over.
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triglycercule · 2 months ago
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dust should have one of those mini zen gardens with all the sand and the little rake you use to make patterns but instead of sand its monster dust. specifically dust of people he doesnt like. how calming and tranquil this is as he puts a mini bridge and rocks and tiny tree into the garden filled with what's basically the human equivalent of blood!
#sand pit would also be funny. anything sand related can immediately be twisted#i WAS gonna say killer for this hc instead of dust but like....... idk#i just wanted dust to be a bit silly anyways. its his namesake he should get to play with it#it could also be a guilt thing. or self reflection. dust's time to mourn and judge himself. zen gardens ARE for inner reflection after all.#its like making a baby sensory experience with red paint except the paint is actually blood#horror is in disbelief and disgust once he figures out that shit is monster dust#how quaint! how sweet! how morbid#this is dust's version of an urn#urn sales in the utmv must be proportionally higher than here in our world#my favorite genre of utmv world building is figuring out what dust related products would be more highly valued#urns. dusters. vaccums. lint rollers (could that pick up dust?). what else#papyrus is like that pointing monkey with the rocks for the garden#yes yes brother place that rock right there.... and then the tree goes to the left. and now use the rake#its so silly so funny! the dust could be the dust of a previous killer and horror dust killed#he mustve REALLY not liked them. but also liked them enough to keep their dust. or maybe this is his way of taunting them after death? idk#mtt in a constant cycle of killing eachother/themselves/dying some other way and then replacing the dead with another version#anyways if all the mtt die i think someone (me) should mix their dust together#theyll never be apart now :333 forever trapped together and unable to distinguish what is themself and what is the other 2 :33 so kyute :3#today im gonna get my friend to watch underverse praying that she gets into utmv#i already showed her ink and she likes ink. i need her to like the rest of them. specifically a certain murderous trio#is this a rant of hc???? UGH!!!! i really need to figure out my own head. hc because its short#tricule hc#dust sans#should i tag the rest of the trio. i mention horrorkiller in tags.......... sure! it wouldn't hurt#i say as the bullet shoots through my skull and scrambles my brain#killer sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au
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mysecretdsmpblog · 1 year ago
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foolish saying he genuinely trusts bad especially after the election announcement is like. oh
like i knew it a little. i knew they bantered but bad still came to help him when he thought he was dying in that hole. bad still takes care of the eggs, bad shows up, etc.
but leo and foolish are literally talking about how good of a person bad is and like. yeah. yeah even though foolish is all 'oh i hate bad he's terrible and a menace' it's clear he really does trust bad. and he's not the only one
it's easy to forget just how many people trust bad implicitly on the qsmp, especially with all the shenanigans he gets up to. but like. oh
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granitxhka · 3 months ago
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everything works out for meee
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thebirdandhersong · 6 months ago
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you THINK and wholeheartedly believe that love is going to be a good and beautiful thing and then it comes to your door again and you realise love is like a roundhouse kick to the face love is an icy raindrop sliding down your back love is laughter that cuts deeper than any other pain you've known love is a cup of tea you make that someone leaves on a counter which remains untouched until you pour it down the sink love is hearing voices outside the door moving further and further away from you love is memorizing what the beloved's back looks like because you're always the one watching them leave love is nights filled with sadness so delirious and intense you won't let yourself sleep love is standing by a window waiting pacing the room waiting always always waiting for the knock that never comes love is an unsent letter you can't bear to tear up or throw away love is a hopeful cocoon that you break out of desperately reaching for metamorphosis only to find that the only thing there waiting for you beyond the veil is the smallness of yourself love is sitting at the same stupid table peeling oranges for someone who doesn't want them until your hands bleed. you want to believe love can be a good and beautiful thing and you DO believe it for other people, but with every new minor tragedy it gets harder to believe it's possible for you because there's always the sneaking suspicion lingering (post-ex-boyfriend, which........ thanks, buddy) that it's such a burden and a chore and an inconvenience and a sisyphean task and a herculean effort to love you, so why would anyone bother? which you know is a silly thought and an irrational fear rooted in past pain. but reality seems to tell you over and over again that your idea of love being a good and beautiful thing was only ever a dream, and that the girls they chose and love and put an effort towards and are pursuing joyfully and steadily possess a certain irresistible radiant compelling brilliantly burning light that you don't have anymore, or maybe never did. naturally you somehow manage somehow to turn this into something about shame, too, because you believed love was a good and beautiful thing, and that's embarrassing and naive, but then you kept believing it, even though this area of life continues trending towards tragedy. in month nine of unending heartache, there's a part of you that is starting to believe that it will always be this way: that it will never change: that this is where it starts and ends. you in the kitchen peeling oranges. putting on a brave face because your darn pride would rather have you die than allow people to notice you're in this specific pain, trying to distinguish between your agony and your self-pity, futilely wishing all the while you could burn down the dream that refuses to die
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zanderbobs · 5 months ago
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Off back to my old sixth form to talk to the history students about post-college options and careers, which is so fucking funny because I don't even know what I want to do as a career
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3416 · 1 year ago
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He’s not sexy, he’s just rich
who anon WHO
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cowboy-robooty · 1 year ago
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does anybody else ship pretty boy flizzy x tom from da boondocks. Anybody. Anybody wanna hear my episode ideas?
#fucking hate the shit that i will get invested in#because ill reading fucking chainsaw man and ship NOTHING#at most angel x aki but everyone thinks aki semes so fuck that noise#LMV was like robooty if u want good yaoi just watch good shows and be delusional#I DONT SHIP YAOI IN SHOWS WHEN THEYRE GOOD#AND THEN THE YAOI I DO SHIP IS FUCKING PRETTY BOY FLIZZY X TOM FROM THE BOONDOCKS#OR STEDE X EIGTHMASTER FROM PIRATES BY INTERNET HISTORIAN#NOBODY IS SMOKING WHAT IM SMOKING AAUAGHWJSJE#I NEED TO LIKE KLANCE OR SOMETHING BUT I DONT. I JUST DONT#me when i dont even have a jujutsu kaisen ship#like if u put a gun to my head id say uhhh.... megumi x yuji#but im not invested idk i just dont ship anything i like yujis awesome adventures#actually no i ship rika x yuuta but aint nobody on that shit except me#same way that i started reading 2ha and i prayed the yaoi WOULDNT happen#me when i read a yaoi novel and go this would be so good if there was no yaoi#BECAUSE THAT FUCKING NOVEL IS PROUD IMMORTAL DEMON WAY EXCEPT IN OUR WORLD#I#no#im not going to talk about 2ha#i saw what happened to shen qingqiu in svsss#i literally am like shen qingqiu towards proud immortal demon way except its me towards 2ha#im not going to talk about it online cuz next thing i know imma wake up and go 'what the... im..... shi mei....?'#IM NOT TRANSMIGRATING INTO 2HA I CANT DO IT THAT WOULD BE MY LAST FUCKING STRAW IM NOT GOING TO BE SHI MEI#anyways tho i got volume 1 of 2ha in mint pristine condition and i want to sell it off because i dont want to own a physical copy of pidw#in fact id prefer having an actual copy of proud immortal demon way 1000x more than fucking 2ha#so if anybody wanna buy it from me dm and ill even put on my moms lipstick and give a page a big fat red robooty kiss
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