#and pico and guac and sour cream

[greppelheks]

I just had a massive burrito bowl. Life is beautiful.

[remembertoeat]

Side Piece: Guacamole

TIME: ★★★★

PRICE: ★★★✰

EASE: ★★★★

CLEANUP: ★★★★

This process may end up looking familiar because it's VERY similar to the Pico de Gallo recipe I posted earlier. The process/ingredients are fairly similar with a few differences! Once again, it takes 10-15 minutes to make.

Ingredients: 1. 3-4 avocados (depending on the size) 2. 1 Roma tomato 3. 1/2 Red onion 4. 1 Lime 5. 1/3rd cup chopped Cilantro 6. Jalepeno or Serrano pepper (optional- amount based on spice tolerance) 7. Salt, Cumin to taste 8. 1 TB Sour Cream (optional) 9. 1 TB Minced Garlic (optional)

-Mash up your avocado! Mix it with your cilantro, lime juice, and cumin (and sour cream/garlic/peppers if using.) -add tomato and onion. mix it a little more gently this time. -add salt to taste! Pretty easy stuff. The nuance comes more with the cumin/lime/salt balance, and a lot of that is based on taste. I tend to like a little more lime in my guac and my spouse likes it a little saltier. My sister can't have ANY peppers because she's a baby. Try to use this up within 2-3 days of making it! (It's okay if it gets a little brown on the surface in the fridge!)

[void-botanist]

1 and 29 for my darling precious Crunchwrap and also you pls ily

ilyt korb <3

1. chipotle order?

Me: veggie bowl (which comes with guac) with white rice, black beans, fajita veggies (sometimes), sour cream, lettuce, pico, extra cheese

Bo: barbacoa bowl with brown rice, pinto beans, salsa verde, fajita veggies, guac, and queso blanco. Also chips and salsa

29. preferred pasta noodle?

Me: rotini!!! It has the ideal texture and also holds sauce decently well

Bo: any kind of stuffed pasta, because what's better than pasta? Pasta with a prize inside 🎊🎉🥳

Nicea taglist: @kahvilahuhut @malloen8c @outpost51 @writernopal @athenswrites

[mfred]

Meals I ate in Sweden that I forgot to take pictures of:

Multiple salami and brie sandwiches with lettuce and tomato on multi grain rolls or baguettes. So delicious! Yes, I did have to take 2 lactase pills each time. Worth it.

An avocado and brie sandwich with lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, and sprouts on a roll. Amazing! And yes, took 2 lactase pills, again.

An incredible homemade chicken and chorizo paella (made by my dad). Wow!

Smørrebrød, or Danish-style open faced sandwiches, one with meatballs and a Swedish-style beet salad and the other with curry chicken salad. Is there another word for amazing? I'm running out of adjectives.

A chockladboll which is an incredible ball of oatmeal and butter and chocolate and sugar rolled in pearl sugar.

A charcuterie and arugula pizza from a restaurant named Stuk. In Sweden, they serve you the pizza uncut. You have to do it yourself with a fork and knife. The pizza was good, but I didn't enjoy the effort it took.

Vietnamese food from Restaurang Vi Viet in Gothenberg. I had a lemongrass beef and noodle dish that knocked my socks off. One of my dinner companions had a chicken curry over noodles that I eyed covetously.

Friday taco night! Instead of Taco Tuesday, Swedes eat tacos on Fridays. Grilled chicken and steak, sauted onions and red peppers, sour cream (lactose free), guac, and homemade pico. AND fuckin' homemade tortillas! My dad is an amazing cook.

A Greek pasta salad from an ICA recipe in their magazine Buffe. ICA is a grocery store in Sweden. The pasta salad was so simple and easy to make and so freaking delicious. Here's the recipe:

[nermal]

tf2 sexiualities:

soldier: burrito. extra white rice. pinto beans. steak and chicken. maybe extra steak, hes got the money. green salsa and corn salsa. a bunch of sour cream. guac. cheese.

heavy: burrito. two tortillas. extra white rice. both beans. carnitas. pico. red salsa. lettuce.

spy: transgender

medic: bowl. brown rice. pinto beans. chicken. pico. lettuce. guac.

demoman: bowl. white rice. black beans. steak and chicken and maybe the pulled beef i dont remember what its called i havent worked there in a year and a half. pico. red salsa. corn salsa. guac and queso. cheese.

sniper: burrito. white rice. black beans. chicken. pico. lettuce

scout: saw a hack on tiktok for nachos. asks for them to put chips in a bowl. then cheese and two scoops of queso. three scoops of chicken. then more cheese. and this holds up the line for an extra ten minutes

pyro: chips and corn salsa. side of tortilla

engineer: bowl. brown rice. chicken. pico. extra corn. cheese

ms pauling: burrito. brown rice. black beans. sofritas. pico. green salsa. sour cream. lettuce

[spider-boy1989]

Nacho reheating instructions that involve “taking the cold toppings off” can fuck off how the fuck do you want me to remove guac and sour cream and pico de gallo? What kind of monster are you?

[frownyalfred]

for the ask:

1, 2 (hehe), 22, and 27

chipotle order?

Burrito bowl, double steak, white rice, black beans, guac, pico de gallo, sour cream, guac, cheese, lettuce and queso (I'm a weightlifter, this is my favorite meal ever, especially with a big bag of chips)

2. thoughts on veganism?

I think it's great! I eat vegan occasionally as many of my friends are vegan. There's a lot more options these days, but you do have to be mindful of your protein and nutrient intake. And remember that your personal eating decisions are yours, not anyone else's -- this goes for all food-related things.

22. do you have an emotional support water bottle?

Yes, but it's a really sad Gatorade with the twisty top from like 2021. Don't judge me.

27. what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

I go out pretty frequently, and you can never go wrong with a low cut black top and tight flare jeans. I have men eating out of my hand all night, and it makes me feel very powerful.

[gregorygerwitz]

Chipotle and boba tea orders?

1. chipotle order?

veggie bowl (with the free guac of course), black beans, white rice, corn salsa, cheese, sour cream, tomato pico - and sweet tea, because that's all I drink anymore

18. your boba/tea order?

milk tea with honey boba, I don't typically stray from that. for hot tea, I have a preference for earl grey, with two splendas, no milk or cream.

[ weirdly specific questions ]

[skinreflectsthesun]

1. chipotle order?

Hell yes I fucking love chipotle,

I get a bowl with chicken, white rice, sour cream, Pico de gallo, cheese and guac

[whsprings]

1, 27, 29! :3

1. chipotle order? bowl with white rice, sofritas, either bean, cheese, guac, corn, and pico. I am a lettuce and sour cream hater (at least on my chipotle)

27. what’s your favorite or go-to outfit? for summer it's jorts and a cute top idk

29. preferred pasta noodle? big fan of those tiny stars. not pastina (they're a bit bigger than that) and usually they're found in mexican stores

[sparlax]

Had a really disappointing burrito that had no sour cream pico de gallo or guac. Wtf

[naritaren]

1 and 5.

1: Chipotle order

It's always a burrito bowl and it's half steak half chicken, white rice, extra fajita veggies, no beans, the corn salsa, pico, sour cream, cheese, and guac.

5: Favorite form of potatoes

Crinkle cut french fries. Specifically, Portillos fries.

[hopetorun]

1 8 10 14

1. chipotle order?

chicken burrito with pinto beans, cheese, pico, salsa verde, sour cream, lettuce, and sometimes guac

8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

not really? if i'm wearing work clothes or a nice dress or smth i'll change but if i just went out in jeans or shorts or whatever nah

10. on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

on a plane i ask for a whole can of plain seltzer unless i'm tired in which case i ask for diet coke. this is a weird question to me though, is there somewhere that those are the two default options or something?

14. do you think you’re dehydrated?

not usually, and also not right now! i drink lots of water because i love water and especially carbonated water. once i was getting my blood drawn and the woman doing it complimented me on how well my blood was flowing bc i was well hydrated.

[fireacidcow]

My chipotle order: burrito with white rice, black beans, carnitas, pico, lettuce, sour cream, cheese, and ocasinally guac

My chipotle order is burrito with brown rice, black beans, chicken, corn, pico, lettuce, medium salsa, and sour cream but it used to not have any beans in it. I used to get double chicken instead.

See, this is used by the writers to show that I’ve had character growth in the form of letting beans into my life. My character arc this season was mainly bean related.

[nermal]

spy: bowl white rice black beans steak pico corn cheese lettuce scout: burrito white rice (extra) both beans steak AND chicken queso guac all three salsas sour cream corn cheese but not too much cheese so he gets mad when you try to put more on the burrito to make it easier to roll so you have to use 3 tortillas soldier: burrito white rice pinto beans steak and chicken and barbacoa pico sour cream guac cheese demoman: burrito white rice black beans barbacoa green salsa sour cream guac lettuce sniper: bowl brown rice pinto beans carnitas and sofritas queso lettuce medic: burrito brown rice no beans chicken red salsa and green salsa corn lettuce cheese heavy: burrito white and brown rice black beans chicken green salsa corn sour cream lettuce pyro: bowl wait i think i made this exact same post already jimmy johns: spy: the veggie pyro: the italian night club scout: the turkey tom sniper: the pepe heavy: the chuck norris wait i just checked to fact check that im right about this sandwich and wtf why is it regional. regional secret menu item

medic: turkey tom

[chipotlemenu]

Calorie Options on the Chipotle Menu: Eating Light Without Compromising Flavor

When hunger strikes, Chipotle Restaurant often tops the list of go-to spots for a hearty, delicious, and nutritious meal. With a fully customizable menu, it's a haven for those who love to mix and match flavors. But what if you're keeping an eye on calories? Thankfully, Chipotle Restaurant makes it easy to eat light while enjoying bold flavors. Let’s dive into the best strategies for crafting a calorie-conscious meal, whether you’re dining at a Chipotle Restaurant Gluten Free, vegetarian, or just looking to enjoy a satisfying yet light meal.

Why Chipotle is a Favorite for Health-Conscious Eaters

Chipotle has built its reputation on fresh, high-quality ingredients that cater to a variety of dietary preferences. Whether you’re gluten-sensitive, vegetarian, or simply focused on health, you can trust Chipotle to offer transparency with detailed nutrition facts and meal options to suit your lifestyle.

Chipotle’s Menu at a Glance

The beauty of Chipotle lies in its simplicity. With a menu built around staples like burritos, bowls, tacos, and salads, every customer has the freedom to tailor their meal. However, understanding the calorie impact of each ingredient can make all the difference in crafting a lighter, healthier option.

High-Calorie Ingredients to Watch

Cheese and Sour Cream: While delicious, these can quickly add hundreds of calories to your meal.

Chips and Guac: A fan favorite, but high in both calories and fats.

Flour Tortilla: This base alone packs around 320 calories—consider skipping it for a lighter alternative.

Low-Calorie Staples to Include

Romaine Lettuce Base: At just 5 calories, this is perfect for a salad or light bowl.

Grilled Chicken: A lean protein option with around 180 calories per serving.

Salsas: Chipotle’s variety of salsas—like the tomatillo-green chili salsa—offers a low-calorie punch of flavor.

Gluten-Free Options at Chipotle

For those avoiding gluten, Chipotle is a dream. Nearly all ingredients, aside from flour tortillas, are gluten-free. You can easily craft a meal that’s both safe and delicious.

Tips for Creating a Gluten-Free Meal

Stick to bowls, salads, or corn tortillas.

Always inform staff of your gluten sensitivity to avoid cross-contamination.

Pair your meal with fresh toppings like guacamole, which is naturally gluten-free.

Exploring Chipotle Vegetarian Choices

Vegetarians are spoiled for choice at Chipotle. Whether you’re craving a bowl, salad, or taco, the Chipotle Vegetarian options are both flavorful and filling.

Customizing a Vegetarian Bowl

Start with a base of lettuce, brown rice, or beans for a nutritious foundation.

Add Sofritas, Chipotle’s plant-based protein, with only 150 calories per serving.

Top with fajita veggies and salsa for a satisfying, low-calorie meal.

Top Light Meal Options at Chipotle

Here’s a list of under-600 calorie combinations:

Chicken Salad Bowl: Romaine lettuce, chicken, fajita veggies, pico de gallo, and tomatillo salsa.

Vegetarian Bowl: Brown rice, black beans, Sofritas, corn salsa, and a scoop of guacamole.

Reducing Calories While Enhancing Flavor

You don’t have to sacrifice taste for health. Small swaps—like skipping sour cream in favor of green salsa—can make a big calorie difference. Plus, the smoky flavor of Chipotle’s grilled proteins is enough to carry the meal.

Chipotle for Meal Preppers

Did you know that Chipotle’s ingredients make for excellent meal prep? Order extra grilled chicken, beans, and veggies to create balanced, pre-portioned meals at home.

Conclusion

Chipotle proves that eating light doesn’t have to be boring. With fresh, customizable options, you can enjoy a flavorful meal that aligns with your dietary goals. So the next time you’re at Chipotle, use these tips to make your meal work for you—without compromising on taste.

FAQs

How does Chipotle ensure gluten-free safety?

Chipotle uses separate containers for gluten-free items and encourages customers to alert staff to avoid cross-contamination.

What’s the lowest-calorie protein at Chipotle?

Grilled chicken is the leanest option, with about 180 calories per serving.

Can I eat vegetarian and still get enough protein?

Absolutely! Sofritas and black beans are excellent protein-packed choices for vegetarians.

How do I know the calorie count of my Chipotle meal?

Chipotle provides a detailed nutrition calculator on their website and app.

Are there keto-friendly options at Chipotle?

Yes! A salad bowl with lettuce, grilled chicken, cheese, and guacamole is a great keto-friendly meal.