#and oops it's 7am!

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

janky animation of GIR doing a somersault to cheer you up :>

song clip used: Rainbow Veins by Owl City

[vorekody]

I've come to the realization that my sona is not ideal for vore (pred or prey)

Fucked up world I live in

[rileys-battlecats]

*guy that hasn't slept properly in several days voice* damn why am i so tired

[idolsgf]

text is done :3

[artifeast]

Cursed Dungeon Meshi AU, with a vague attempt at the manga's style. They are 17 inches shorter than their canon heights. Maintained the height differences though!

Telesphore is an elf of course, Colette is a half-foot/tallman, and Eisen is a gnome. WAY too many miscellaneous thoughts about this AU under the cut. There miight be worldbuilding spoilers if you haven't read the DunMesh manga and bonus material

Telesphore is an elf because, obviously

Eisen's a gnome because that gave me a decent height difference with Telesphore while still giving him strong magic capabilities. He might have a bit of dwarf in him, though

Colette's mother was a half-foot, and her father is a tall-man with a half-foot grandparent. Colette is still taller than the average considering her heritage (I did MATH about this. and jsyk the numbers worked beautifully). I wanted her to not be particularly innately magical, and also this would give her an appropriate height in comparison to Telesphore and Eisen. Like, the AU is already gonna be cursed with how Telsie has to get shrunken, but it'd be even worse if Colette was a tallman and 8 inches taller than him LMAO

Colette still has the Kingmaker in this AU, though I forgot to draw it. In this, it's an ancient elven magical artifact.

Colette's still 25, while Telesphore and Eisen are the same age (190). I made an age comparison chart for the Dungeon Meshi races a while back, taking into account both age of maturity and life expectancy, and according to it, 190 makes Telesphore the equivalent of about 29 and Eisen the equivalent of about 47.5, which is close enough. This AU loses the dynamic of Telesphore being alive for hundreds of years longer than Eisen, and in fact makes Eisen the older one of the two (aging-wise) from the very start, but eh, I think it still works. There's still lifespan angst since Eisen only has 50 years before he hits the average life expectancy for gnomes, while Telesphore has another 210 years. Also I think them remaining the same age, as opposed to canon, but still aging differently is kinda fun.

The Kingdom of Valor is somewhere in the middle of the Eastern Continent, landlocked like in canon. The population is primarily half-foots, but there are also a good deal of gnomes and dwarves, as expected from the region. More interestingly, there is a community of elves.

Within Valor is the Seltsamwald, a bizarre and massive surface-level dungeon in the form of a dangerous forest that stretches for miles, held in check by incredibly powerful ancient magic forming a barrier around it. The elves are investigating it and maintaining it. There is no immortality spell in the Seltsamwald. The lord of the dungeon has not been found, but doesn't appear to be particularly active; in fact, despite being clearly contained and rather active in terms of monsters, it retains many properties of a natural dungeon. Some have theorized that it actually is a natural dungeon that's spread too far, perhaps cultivated by a mage in ages past, that was then sealed closed when it grew too powerful. However, it's not sealed entirely shut, and is kept alive mostly by the elves investigating it. There is very limited non-elf foot traffic, with it mostly being criminals that sneak into its maze-like forest. The Seltsamwald has been kept stable like this for hundreds of years. More recently, a group of elves have formed a small town within the dungeon as a sort of research post, named Sorbus.

Also within Valor are at least two magic schools, located there due to the plentiful mana from the Seltsamwald. One is for gnomish magic, and one is for elven magic.

The Desrosiers were half-foots. Ariadne is a tallman that's managed to prolong her life using ancient magic. (Though even still, in this AU she probably murdered Eisen's parents when he was the equivalent of like... 37, rather than 18)

I've spent a LOT of time thinking about it and I've decided not to try to translate the revolution and the closed Kehrseite portal situation into this AU. It's much easier to say Telesphore not being able to go home is just… a personal issue, because he's a wanted criminal on the Northern Central Continent, LOL. And the revolution's just a huge mess... I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I excluded the Good Neighbors/elves from the proceedings, though. These fantasy medieval ages are allowed a little populist revolution

[nabaath-areng]

Not fancy but needed more of his face

[voidimp]

have i shown u gnik yet. here they are

[ghostat7am]

Gonna post more WarioWare: Flipped! Content tomorrow because I finished designing the entire Cadenza/Crygor family! Not doing it tonight bc it's 2am

A lot of it is about Crybot/Flipped! Crygor mainly because I really love writing his personality. He's basically the cliché loud, boisterous and eccentric show host with a large ego who's very full of themselves. BUT WITH A TWIST.

To contrast it, he's actually a massive sweetheart in and out of shows. He's very considerate and kind, none of his ego is intended to be condescending towards others- he doesn't believe himself to be superior, he will apologise profusely if it comes off as harmful or self righteous.

He actively listens to critique and feedback, he genuinely wants to be an amazing host and make everyone as comfortable & happy as possible. He cherishes a smile more than anything in the world

Crybot may love himself. However, he also loves giving others the spotlight and glory even more. He never feels upset or angry when someone else is getting attention, because he feels like they genuinely deserve it. He often spouts about self-love, and wants people to care about themselves and know their worth like he does

So yeah!! He's basically someone who's got an ego, but will never hesitate to put people before himself and I feel like that's a very underused/overlooked concept

[draconesmundi]

Dracones Mondays are on pause rn

[aeligsido]

Welcome to another installment of Aelig's nightly random idea! (For once it is not 7am, cheer)

Plz, consider: Sirius had no idea Peter survived the blast. Like, he's recovering from Peter's spell, and then he looks around and Peter is nowhere to be seen, but there's part of human body everywhere and Sirius starts to laugh because did Peter just accidentally kill himself??? He was competent enough to fool them all and betray them and still stupid enough to accidentally kill himself trying to escape Sirius???

So like, Sirius is laughing, he's sent to Azkaban, and by the time his breakdown is kind-of over, well, survivor guilt is here so, Sirius more or less accepts his situation, and it's penance for being responsible for James and Lily's death, and Harry and Remus are probably better off without him anyway (but he's also innocent and can't stop clinging to it either), so, you know, lot of complicated feelings his therapist would need a therapist over.

Years after, Sirius has a very polite conversation with the current Minister and gets the newspaper and wow, it has been how many years? And then he looks at the picture and who does he see on the front, happy as a pig in mud and perfectly alive (if under his rat form)?

Fucking Peter Pettigrew.

[lo-sulci]

never, my friends, NEVER let yourself be lured in by the siren song of the treacherous 6pm nap!!!!!!!

[lcstinfantasy]

it's after midnight, my cat nap is keeping me up and i am in a crap mood which is also not helping the sleep thing lol. let's see if i can get the rest of my drafts done lol

[vonlipvig]

i'll be honest i didn't get a wink of sleep last night post-succ ep, i'm exhausted augh

[honeybearhalsin]

any of y’all also buy a meal to go and then forget about it until 4 hours later

[green-and-grey]

73 streams on that day alone

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

[audiovisualrecall]

Oops now it's 4 hrs and 58 mins if I fall asleep right now.

Maybe I can just call out.......