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pizza-feverdream · 3 months ago

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Fun fact about me ive been collecting groceries lists that people leave on the floor at my job for like six months

#its like 90% old ladies #and one man #with dude wipes on his list #my man. dont do that to yourself #its pink tax but for guys #also the list with three things on it that someones wife clearly srnt them with #based on my experiences w my parents lmao #also the lady with the candy bird seed and cigarettes #i wanna be her friend

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bookwyrminspiration · 1 year ago

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

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holographings · 2 months ago

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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

#thisss wass going to be just one little sketch lord help me #the guys you put on this earth to finish their psych degrees are drawing pathetic men again #jayvik #arcane #viktor arcane #jayce talis #my art #fanart #i have uni and work and also therapy to do but i got sick this week so i think i read like. over 30 fics yesterday like i was struck #by some affliction legitimately #please talk with me about them. this is a cry for help #i drew all these while listening to circa survive on repeat do you understand what that does to a man

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byjove · 8 months ago

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“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

#often that is internalized biphobia but that’s something they’ve got to work out on their own #and you know many there are men out there who are only attracted to women with the exception of one man who is their soulmate #*maybe #idc

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kochei0 · 11 months ago

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I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

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armadillorollup · 7 months ago

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in honour of wolvie returning to the big screen here's a fond childhood memory

#dw 10yo me in 15 years you get testosterone #mine #my art #trans #transmasc #wolverine #i cant be the only one with this experience #trans icon cisgender man is short ect ect

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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starridge · 6 months ago

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puppet hour was brutal

#this was a part of a comic i sketched as a warmup but it was too many panels so im posting this on its own #gravity falls #the book of bill #mabel pines #stanford pines #that one page gave me hope that ford trusts mabel and treats her better than he did in the show #cuz man it always made me so mad watching the show #like iknow its the point that ford thinks he and dipper are just like... better and smarter #not that he doesnt like mabel #but like idk!!!!! idk!!!!!!!!!!#the book of bill is redeeming ford a bit 2 me

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fermentedgutz · 6 months ago

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visitation

wouldn’t it be funny if ford was able to visit bill at his intergalactic, therapeutic, meet-you-on-the-other-side-and-it’s-not-heaven-or-hell-but-a-third-evil-thing prison

#gravity falls #bill cipher #book of bill #stanford pines #divorce is real u guys and it can save ur life (literally man stanford barely made it out of alive with this one)#billford

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beastwhimsy · 2 months ago

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a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.

some fun facts:

fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.

rarity is half horse

applejack is fully just a horse.

pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies

their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.

in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.

in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.

they are all marekissers. lol

#mlp #my little pony #worked SO hard on these I hope you guys like them!!!!#sorry about the watermarks. not taking any chances with these ones I spent hours on them #most of these were finished MONTHS ago. it was just fluttershy I had to finish #mlp fanart #mlp au #my little pony au #mlp g1 #mlp g3 #horse #pony #unicorn #pegasus #fantasy #yes the wings were heavily referenced. why is feather placement so difficult man

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thebiggestplantgirlno15 · 9 months ago

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#tumblr polls #one piece #chainsaw man #jujutsu kaisen #yu yu hakusho #dungeon meshi #my hero academia #spy x family #black clover #jojo bizarre adventure

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momosweetpeach · 8 days ago

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I had thought about if Luffy had recruited the Strawhats in a different order and they got to see different crewmates origins/events leading up to becoming pirates, and well-

Zoro's whole first-meeting ordeal might have left a different first-impression with Sanji

#black leg sanji #zosan #roronoa zoro #one piece #monkey d. luffy #op koby #momoart #we love a man who doesn't waste food even when it's mostly dirt and he hates sweet things

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bakedbeanchan · 11 months ago

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