#and once he asked mirage if he knew how to run a gift certificate and mirage only stumbled on his words two times | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

rattlung · 5 years ago

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you ever get like these out of nowhere super specific aus stuck in your head. like it’s got absolutely zero context within the canon universe and it’s not the typical trope aus like the coffee shops or the high school aus

like rn i’m invested in this random ass grocery store au for cryptage where they’re like 19-22 and mirage is a normal cashier who’s got a big ass crush on the quiet guy who stocks the shelves and doesn’t talk to anyone besides the store manager and vendors

#cryptage #apex legends #i'm so into the idea of writing mirage and crypto experiencing retail #like crypto having to be up front more for a week or so since another cashier went on vacation and they need help #and up until this point mirage has just been longingly gazing at him as he's stacking cans down every other aisles #and now he's at the register RIGHT NEXT to mirage #and once he asked mirage if he knew how to run a gift certificate and mirage only stumbled on his words two times #so things are starting to get SERIOUS #also octane as a cashier is so funny to me #never at his register #outside getting carts for twenty minutes at a time because he's riding them across the parking lot #climbing shelves instead of finding a stool to get an old lady the last jar of jalepenos #OKAY FUCK #MAYBE I'M WRITING THIS #wraith managing the dairy stock and gibby leading the deli #STORE MANAGER NOX!!!!!!

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