#and now i will go to bed zzzzz

[hexadopamine]

learned the hard way that i cant upload to oekakis from my ipad so ill just post this one here

[cheruib]

i look kind of cute today which means im also immune to feeling sad today 👍

[callmeolivia]

drew a fucking slut. look at him . he put the box upside down

[emilightniing]

can i just say something

stanley and the narrator, holding. hands

kissing perhaps. n being nice to each other even???

i just. they. they love each other somuch(falls down the stairs oops)

[beananium]

some awesome drawings i did in a magma canvas with @autistickaitovocaloid

bonus: for filler on the canvas itself i put this file down and the name gave me a chuckle

[phagodyke]

ah shit only just realised its september now.... lets hope the rest of this month isn't like this.....

[kiseiakhun]

I was looking up drug interactions for a friend only to find out for the fifth time (forgor) that we still don't know how Tylenol works. We have guesses! Very educated guesses! But the actual mechanism of action is a mystery. That's pretty fucked up I think. It feels wrong. We should know this by now!!!!!!

[dj-wayback]

What was that lizard with NS in the rot picture?

And what is a “rot picture”? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anything like that. It definitely doesn’t sound… pleasant.

[cetoddle-archive]

i love wearing a low cut baggy shirt. really let’s the titties breathe u know

[catboyolli]

2/3

[alisoncooper]

coming home from a party at 1am. like. who is she.

[paper-mario-wiki]

i always post so much about myself.

pictures of myself and my art and my life, giving a small but not unsubstantial part of my soul to anyone who'd like to come and see it.

i feel like there's sort of a power gap here.

even though we're both interacting, you've got a face to look at and i don't.

now, to be honest, i think it would be weird for people to send me pictures.

instead (don't freak out), im just going to peak through this post real quick to look at you (don't freak out).

it's going to be weird, and you don't have to look me in the eye or anything like that, but really it's only fair.

i'm just gonna pull up the blinds real quick so i can get a good peak out.

ready?

don't freak out.

okay here i go.

hey.

oh i like your room.

i don't know that i'd personally hang that kind of poster on my wall, but i can still dig it.

alright that's all i wanted, thanks.

i'm gonna go to bed under the cut now.

good night.

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[driftawayomnichord]

Genshin characters react to you sleeping on the floor (_ _).｡o○

This is just pure fluff, teeth rotting, sleep deprived fluff with some crack. No need for warnings other than the fact this isn’t proof read (-_-)zzz (Kaeya, Diluc, Wriothesley, Zhongli)

*THUD*

Kaeya

Chilly, it’s a bit too chilly for spring. A little ironic Kaeya can’t handle the cold, but there he is shifting in his sleep trying to get warm under to covers. Reaching over to the other side of the bed to get his personal heater to warm him up, he notices that his hand doesn’t reach his lover’s body. In fact he doesn’t feel anything, not even your pillow. Still exhausted and half asleep he calls out for you but no answer.

Standing up and rubbing his eyes he gets up thinking you must’ve went downstairs for some reason. Heading down the stairs he feels sleepy but determined to get you upstairs he continues walking still freezing. Getting to the kitchen he looks around and…

“Why did i come here…” Kaeya asked himself out loud and stayed there, in complete darkness not moving whatsoever. Two minutes of standing still, staring at the wall he gives up trying to remember why he got down and started heading back to his bedroom.

Walking through the door of the shared room he then finally notices. You’re not in bed.

“Must be downstairs getting water…” he thought and laid down.

…

“I was JUST in the kitchen!” He suddenly understood the meaning of the visit to the kitchen. But where are you?? He suddenly jumped from the bed and shouted your name, now slightly concerned.

“Huh- what? Where?” You jump up from the ground…from the other side of the bed, still clutching one of your pillows you brought down when you slid off the bed and hit the ground. Somehow not waking up.

Kaeya looked towards the source of the sound, puzzled for a moment, blue eyes staring down at you, head barely visible from the disheveled bed sheets.

“How…how long have you been there?” He asked, voice raspy from just waking up for the second time.

“I have no idea..” you said looking around yourself on the floor.

“You scared me for a moment there…don’t do that again.”

“You think i fell on purpose or what??”

(( _ _ ))..zzzZZ

Diluc

Having a not so pleasant dream about dealing with drunkards in Angel Share, Diluc woke up from a sudden loud Thud sound.

Jolting up he looked around the dark room, at first not noticing anything until he looked over to the other side of the bed, not seeing you there…? In his half asleep brain the only logical explanation that popped up is a fatui attack. And they must’ve taken you away as revenge. At least that’s what he thought in that very moment.

Jumping out of the bed he summoned his claymore and prepared to head out of the bedroom to look for you and end fatui lives. He very carefully opened the door to his room as to not alert the nonexistent enemy, and poked his head out to scan his surroundings. Not noticing or hearing any other sound he headed down the staircase as silent as he can be.

Oddly enough to him, he didn’t see a single soul anywhere in the winery. He decided to walk up to the door and check the lock, thinking they must’ve headed out, when suddenly he felt a tap on his shoulder.

Turning around he ignited his great sword and pointed it at-…you?

“Whoa…ok- me snoring sometimes isn’t reason enough to end me is it?”

“I- i thought…the fatui- wait where did you come from? You weren’t in bed. Are you ok?? Did they hurt you?!” He was looking at you, still unable to connect the dots but obviously concerned for your wellbeing. Unusual for the great master Diluc to be seen in such state.

“Actually, i fell.”

“Fell…?”

“I was on the floor, heard a noice and saw you being…weird. Also, the fatui were here?” You say now slightly worried.

“Let’s go back to bed, i will explain tomorrow.”

“So you won’t point swords at me anymore?” That comment earned a side-eye.

(( _ _ ))..zzzZZ

Wriothesley

On the rare occasions Wriothesley is able to get out the Fortress of Meropede and visit you he would always sleepover. A part of that experience is you not being able to settle down in bed and just twist and turn like a raccoon stuck in a trash can. But Wriothesley is fine with that, finds it slightly funny even.

On this particular night it’s no different, after 40 minutes of not being able to find a good spot to sleep in bed you decide that perhaps the bed itself is the issue. So the only obvious solution is plopping on top of the Duke and using him as a mattress.

After 30 minutes of complete silence, both of you finally drifted off to sleep when very slowly you start sliding off him to the side of the floor, dragging both him, the bed sheets and a pillow along. And no one noticed until mid air you wake up, but alas too late to save yourselves.

Thud

“You’re…crushing me-“

Wriothesley shifts a bit, not exactly realising what happened, somehow doesn’t wake up- until he feels a slap on his arm.

“aIR- OFF OF ME!” You whisper yell at him.

“Oh, my apologies.” He gets up from you and stands up still a little confused. You stand up as well and dust yourself off, rubbing your head thanks to you hitting it on the night stand on the way down.

“You ok there?” Asked the Duke jokingly, grabbing your hand away from the spot you’ve been rubbing in an attempt to soothe it a bit and checking it.

“I don’t know which is worse…the concussion or getting crushed by a full Clockwork Meka. I might not make it after this.” You exclaim dramatically, putting your hand up on your head as if you’d faint any second now.

“Oh, but of course, we should take care of your life threatening injuries as fast as we can. Shall i call for Sigewinne to assist?” He joked with you, now completely awake. “Or maybe even start preparations for your funeral?”

(( _ _ ))..zzzZZ

Zhongli

Sometimes even a king sized bed isn’t enough for some, a great example - the dead geo archon, who when in a half human half adeptus form takes up almost the whole damn bed.

Especially that damn tail. Don’t get me wrong, you love it, it’s very fluffy and warm, but you swear it has a mind of its own. It sometimes just decides that it should push you off the bed, and the past 2 weeks that has happened…Every. Single. Night.

You’ve debated with yourself if you should just tell Morax that in his sleep he his tail attempts to end you on a monthly basis. But he seemed so comfortable in this form you decided against it and that maybe enduring the attitude of his tail is bearable.

So after a long day you finally head off to bed, not because you really need it as a god, it simply helps calm your nerves. Finally you drifted off to dreamland, where people can’t bother you at least for the time being. At least that’s what you hoped.

Upon Zhongli’s return home he starts to look for you and after a moment he spots you in the corner of his eye, you were taking a nap. He heads towards your shared bed, picks up a blanket and drapes it over your sleeping form. Staring at you for a moment before he decides on joining you in your nap time.

2 hours later you wake up from the impact of hitting the floor…and that was your last straw.

Zhongli as well wakes up from the sudden THUMP sound and notices you on the ground- absolutely fuming.

“IN OUR 3400 YEARS TOGETHER I’VE NEVER HAD THE URGE TO THROW YOU IN THE SEA SO BADLY I SWEAR!”

“What are you talking about-“ Zhongli gapes at you, shaken from your tone.

“THAT.” You point towards his tail. “That THING has been pushing me off the bed for decades. Actually that’s an understatement- CENTURIES! I will move to the desert i cannot stand this anymore!”

Zhongli finally realises why you’ve always preferred being on the opposite side of his tail. All this time together he has been the reason you cannot properly rest, which leads for guilt to wash over him.

“I truly apologise, I shall do my best from now on to refrain from bothering you with my tail and I promise to you that I am going to make up for this. You know i would never disturb you in your sleep on purpose, right?” He began apologising and explaining himself. Getting up from the bed he headed towards you and enveloped his arms and tail around you.

“Ugh…I cannot stay mad at you. But if this happens one more time you will sleep in Guili Plains from then on out.” You say without a single hint of joking in your tone.

*Gulp*

First ever one-shot, also first post here ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ Should I make another part?

[razorblade180]

Weiss:*walks in* Hello….

Jaune:*playing games* Oh hey. How was the Girl’s Night out? Yang get you to party?

Weiss:She left me alone after one margarita toast. *cuddles Jaune* It was pretty fun though.

Jaune:Glad to hear it.

Weiss:…Psst.

Jaune:Hmm?

Weiss:I would like to eat you up right about now.

Jaune:….Who mixed the drink?

Weiss:Does that question really need an answer? *snuggles more*

Jaune:I didn’t know it was possible to make asking for my body sound oddly adorable and polite.

Weiss:Even when tipsy, I am mindful. Was that a yes?

Jaune:Sweetie, please lay down. You’re tired.

Weiss:I’m not sleeping until you’re going to bed with me.

10 minutes later

Weiss:*head on his lap*Zzzzz

Jaune:*dials number*

Yang:Yoooooooo

Jaune:I fear your margaritas might have the strength to put down a Ghira sized individual. Please use your power in moderation.

Yang:Nora mixed it.

Jaune:I apologize for my outburst.

[phagodyke]

SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING SO HARD WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

do you have any hesdcanons for sve bachelors with a farmer trying to get them to spend the morning in the bed instead of going to work?

Yea :3 Enjoy some headcanon, dear anon! 💕

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Victor:

"Dear, don't we have to get up?" "I don't want to..." "Farmer..." "Zzzzz..."

All of Victor's attempts to get up would prove futile, for the grip of Farmer's hands on his waist is steely.

"We need to get up, come on honey."

Useless. But Victor is not one to give up easily.

The spaghetti lover gently tries to remove the Farmer's hands from his waist. To which his spouse whimpers and rumbles.

So it's time for their ultimate trump card.

Farmer used "puppy eyes", a "pitiful voice", and one long word "pleeeeaaase." It's very effective.

"Okay," Victor chuckled slightly as Farmer smiled at their victory.

Alright, just a couple more hours, the job isn't going anywhere.

Lance:

Lance is usually a fan of snuggling in bed for "five more minutes" (a.k.a. few hours).

In some moments, the adventurer thinks it's better to get things done sooner, so that he doesn't have to worry for the rest of the day.

The Farmer has a different opinion about it

"Five more minutes, Lance..."

The pink haired man chuckles. "It won't be five minutes, will it?"

"Of course not, and you know it..." Here Lance couldn't argue.

Farmer's arguments are solid, and there's no point in fighting when the battle was lost before it began.

The bed is soft, Farmer's embrace is cozy.

Lance was not at all difficult to coax.

*Chuckle* "Five more minutes, then."

Magnus Rasmodius:

'Farmer, it's time to get up." "No."

*Sigh* Once again, the moment has come when Magnus' stubborn spouse will not let him get out of bed.

"Farmer, work-" "No." "Ministry of Magic-" "No." "Crops-" "It's winter." "Farmer..." "No."

Stubborn as a donkey.

Magnus thinks how he can change their minds.

"I need to make a lot of elixirs for the other adventurers. Otherwise they might die in the Crimson Baldlans."

Farmer sleepily opened their eyes, and with one wave of hand, they casts a spell. There's a vast array of elixirs on a large table, and Magnus is utterly bewildered.

"How are you-" "Sleep - now. Questions - later," and pulled Magnus closer to them.

*Sigh*. Wizard thinks that sleeping another hour won't make the world go up. Besides, it's cozy in their embrace.