#and now i will go to bed zzzzz

[hexadopamine]

learned the hard way that i cant upload to oekakis from my ipad so ill just post this one here

[cheruib]

i look kind of cute today which means im also immune to feeling sad today 👍

[callmeolivia]

drew a fucking slut. look at him . he put the box upside down

[emilightniing]

can i just say something

stanley and the narrator, holding. hands

kissing perhaps. n being nice to each other even???

i just. they. they love each other somuch(falls down the stairs oops)

[beananium]

some awesome drawings i did in a magma canvas with @autistickaitovocaloid

bonus: for filler on the canvas itself i put this file down and the name gave me a chuckle

[phagodyke]

ah shit only just realised its september now.... lets hope the rest of this month isn't like this.....

[kiseiakhun]

I was looking up drug interactions for a friend only to find out for the fifth time (forgor) that we still don't know how Tylenol works. We have guesses! Very educated guesses! But the actual mechanism of action is a mystery. That's pretty fucked up I think. It feels wrong. We should know this by now!!!!!!

[resuri-art]

I missed drawing my favorite idiots.

Based on this post: [X]

[dj-wayback]

What was that lizard with NS in the rot picture?

And what is a “rot picture”? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anything like that. It definitely doesn’t sound… pleasant.

[cetoddle-archive]

i love wearing a low cut baggy shirt. really let’s the titties breathe u know

[catboyolli]

2/3

[alisoncooper]

coming home from a party at 1am. like. who is she.

[paper-mario-wiki]

i always post so much about myself.

pictures of myself and my art and my life, giving a small but not unsubstantial part of my soul to anyone who'd like to come and see it.

i feel like there's sort of a power gap here.

even though we're both interacting, you've got a face to look at and i don't.

now, to be honest, i think it would be weird for people to send me pictures.

instead (don't freak out), im just going to peak through this post real quick to look at you (don't freak out).

it's going to be weird, and you don't have to look me in the eye or anything like that, but really it's only fair.

i'm just gonna pull up the blinds real quick so i can get a good peak out.

ready?

don't freak out.

okay here i go.

hey.

oh i like your room.

i don't know that i'd personally hang that kind of poster on my wall, but i can still dig it.

alright that's all i wanted, thanks.

i'm gonna go to bed under the cut now.

good night.

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[razorblade180]

Weiss:*walks in* Hello….

Jaune:*playing games* Oh hey. How was the Girl’s Night out? Yang get you to party?

Weiss:She left me alone after one margarita toast. *cuddles Jaune* It was pretty fun though.

Jaune:Glad to hear it.

Weiss:…Psst.

Jaune:Hmm?

Weiss:I would like to eat you up right about now.

Jaune:….Who mixed the drink?

Weiss:Does that question really need an answer? *snuggles more*

Jaune:I didn’t know it was possible to make asking for my body sound oddly adorable and polite.

Weiss:Even when tipsy, I am mindful. Was that a yes?

Jaune:Sweetie, please lay down. You’re tired.

Weiss:I’m not sleeping until you’re going to bed with me.

10 minutes later

Weiss:*head on his lap*Zzzzz

Jaune:*dials number*

Yang:Yoooooooo

Jaune:I fear your margaritas might have the strength to put down a Ghira sized individual. Please use your power in moderation.

Yang:Nora mixed it.

Jaune:I apologize for my outburst.

[phagodyke]

SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING SO HARD WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

do you have any hesdcanons for sve bachelors with a farmer trying to get them to spend the morning in the bed instead of going to work?

Yea :3 Enjoy some headcanon, dear anon! 💕

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Victor:

"Dear, don't we have to get up?" "I don't want to..." "Farmer..." "Zzzzz..."

All of Victor's attempts to get up would prove futile, for the grip of Farmer's hands on his waist is steely.

"We need to get up, come on honey."

Useless. But Victor is not one to give up easily.

The spaghetti lover gently tries to remove the Farmer's hands from his waist. To which his spouse whimpers and rumbles.

So it's time for their ultimate trump card.

Farmer used "puppy eyes", a "pitiful voice", and one long word "pleeeeaaase." It's very effective.

"Okay," Victor chuckled slightly as Farmer smiled at their victory.

Alright, just a couple more hours, the job isn't going anywhere.

Lance:

Lance is usually a fan of snuggling in bed for "five more minutes" (a.k.a. few hours).

In some moments, the adventurer thinks it's better to get things done sooner, so that he doesn't have to worry for the rest of the day.

The Farmer has a different opinion about it

"Five more minutes, Lance..."

The pink haired man chuckles. "It won't be five minutes, will it?"

"Of course not, and you know it..." Here Lance couldn't argue.

Farmer's arguments are solid, and there's no point in fighting when the battle was lost before it began.

The bed is soft, Farmer's embrace is cozy.

Lance was not at all difficult to coax.

*Chuckle* "Five more minutes, then."

Magnus Rasmodius:

'Farmer, it's time to get up." "No."

*Sigh* Once again, the moment has come when Magnus' stubborn spouse will not let him get out of bed.

"Farmer, work-" "No." "Ministry of Magic-" "No." "Crops-" "It's winter." "Farmer..." "No."

Stubborn as a donkey.

Magnus thinks how he can change their minds.

"I need to make a lot of elixirs for the other adventurers. Otherwise they might die in the Crimson Baldlans."

Farmer sleepily opened their eyes, and with one wave of hand, they casts a spell. There's a vast array of elixirs on a large table, and Magnus is utterly bewildered.

"How are you-" "Sleep - now. Questions - later," and pulled Magnus closer to them.

*Sigh*. Wizard thinks that sleeping another hour won't make the world go up. Besides, it's cozy in their embrace.