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"Hey... you did good." "Thank you! ... H-how good? You know what... never mind."
#walton goggins#wade felton#the unicorn#unicorngifs#wade bb you did great#im still rattled how he's even more fit now than back in 2019#you're 52 how tf do you still have a healthy looking af 6 pack
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Details in Stan's letter that still haunt me
(how long will I continue thinking about a two page letter that's technically not even that long because Stan's handwriting is fricking large? .....you don't need to worry about that.)
The bro code only shows up in the Lost Journal pages, and to me Stan's message feels like it purposely echoes Ford's "miss you" in the college photo (and for some reason the message doesn't appear in the website version of the photo?) ....or alternatively Stan simply noticed how distressed Ford was about this entire thing and wanted to support him in a way so he can be sappy but without the kids knowing, or both!
Stan's claim about the Oregon lottery contradicts what the Lost Legends website said about Tate McGucket's ability to predict the winning numbers!! ...but also breaking into the Lottery HQ is definitely a very Stan thing to do and it's not the first time small gags have been retconned
Despite spending most of his letter nonchalantly destroying him, the taunt about ripping a dollar bill in half is the only part where Stan is directly responding to Bill. Maybe it's the two of them having similar ways of thinking but it's rather specific considering Bill taunts the reader about it...
And after Bill spends an entire book calling Ford Sixer despite normally using a pretty wide range of nicknames for him, Stan then spends his letter mainly referring to Ford as Sixer, even though post-Weirdmageddon he tends to use a mix of nicknames. And it's not like he'd gotten to see Bill himself for long, let alone see him steal that childhood nickname (that is only used twice in the actual show btw!). Did Ford tell him what happened or...?
With all this and the website's "still on your mind" message, what I'm getting at is my tinfoil hat theory of Stan somehow seeing some of the pages the irl readers saw, even when it should be personalised to the specific reader, and he's been lying about it for some reason. Considering that the book flat out doesn't make an attempt at convincing Soos, I find it a stretch that whatever Bill was telling Stan via the book was an attempt to convince him either.
Wouldn't be the first time Stan's skimmed through a book and lied about what it meant to him.
(...Now I kinda wanna see a story about the family reading their versions of the book and making fun of it while Stan is improvising every single one of his pages and blatantly ignoring Bill's attempts to mock and taunt him)
But also I'm fascinated by the letters that only showed up on the website (aka the Soos+Wendy+McGucket+Pacifica ones). I'm assuming that Mabel had stuck them on after Stan's letter... but they were basically eaten by the book itself because seeing Stan's letter kick-started Bill's breakdown which takes up the rest of the book
#im wearing this tinfoil hat with pride i know something is up!!!!#like three things in one letter??? ...i mean the handwriting is another thing but for another reason that i already mentioned elsewhere#(of course i also love the idea of same coin theory being flat out the reason why stan's perceiving the book differently)#gf meta#stanley pines#stan pines#ford pines#book of bill#bill cipher#also i'm still kinda annoyed that pacifica got a letter over candy and grenda cos like.... she didn't really do anything in w3 lmao#meanwhile grenda literally ripped bill's eye out and the girls were the main ones holding him off!!! give them respect hirsch!!!!#they helped with the unicorn spell!!!! they're an extended part of the group!!!! they saved stan before!! give my girls respect!!!!!!#also some folks are assuming that the 'miss you' message was directed at mcgucket but if it was for him#i feel like it'd be scribbled on the page itself and not be part of college ford notes in the bg (and ford would use a different cipher)#mind you the photo itself is a day after he met mcgucket so there's no reason why ford would direct it at him#they literally just became besties!!!#and this is a ford recently estranged from his brother and is still trying to convince himself he only feels anger towards him#(i saw some saying that ford shared the bro code with mcgucket too and im ??? theres an entire page about him hiding his childhood stuff#i get there's the 'oh disney!!!' easter egg now but ford at that time was pretty touchy about anything regarding stan#(alex saying that if mcgucket had found his stan o war photo ford wouldve lied and#brushed it off as an inspiration to his career in science instead admitting that he's holding onto it cos he misses his twin)#plus he'd show another recent code that wasn't made by literally kids if he really wanted to share one imo#but also j3 is him using them to hide info from mcgucket!!!)#two sides of the same dollar bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom
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*silently redesigns my bernard pony to be a themed oc so I can have him all year long* 🙈🙈
#im crazy im insane#also he's a unicorn now so that he can carry his snow globes 🤗#my little pony#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony friendship is magic#mlp fanart#mlp oc#bernard the elf#ponification#my art
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i do firmly believe that clark texts Like That. like he uses perfect grammar and usually good punctuation and spelling too. but he also uses smileys Exclusively with noses. :-) and :-(. maybe even a :~) if he's feeling silly. no one knows if he just thinks they look better that way or if he secretly gets a kick out of making kon and nat both go "stop itttt that's so uncool big blue!!!!" every time he posts a tweet/texts them.
#rimi talks#it's definitely the latter btw . he thinks it's hilarious and also this is payback for them constantly using slang he has to look up#theyre the reason he has a shortcut to urban dictionary on his phone now.#kon and nat are badger badger badger badger mushroom era. they definitely had a charlie the unicorn phase.#on the other hand the day jon learned the word skibidi clark just had to sit there and put his face in his hands for a minute#he's fine he rolls with it it's no big deal but it did make him go ''oh god i'm getting old''#clark#kon#nat#superfam
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I am once again reiterating that Leo could and should be a figure skater because what are ice skates if not twin blades? What is dual blade swordsmanship if not a dance-like performance? Using the skates as blades themselves could let Leo make portals be his ice rink no? I rest my case. ⛸️
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#would also like to add that he loves glam rock and unicorns! and what’s something glam rock unicorns and figure skating share#that’s right ✨glitter baby✨#(his glam rock look unironically fits right in with figure skater attire ngl)#I also mentioned his incredible ability to hold a pose before which helps him here#plus his fighting style in general can easilyyy incorporate figure skating elements#I am this 👌 close to animating a quick gif to show what I mean by those ice skate portals#and I do specify figure skating over hockey because 1) hockey is CASEY’S thing 😤 and 2) hockey just. doesn’t fit Leo? not enough ✨pizzazz✨#episode where the A-plot is Casey Sr showing her love for hockey and ending up playing a life or death game against yokai#she brings Raph in for help (since I like Casey & Raph friendship) and he gets the rest of the fam to help fill out the team#Casey Jr is especially excited but he’s never actually played hockey before#Leo tries to join and immediately accidentally makes a portal with his skates when he tries twirling to show off#the gang wins the match and the ep ends with Leo finally making it back completely beat up from accidental portals#the gang: wow we won! haha let’s go get hot chocolate it’s cold in here#leo: *desperately twirling over an active volcano* THIS IS THE OPPOSITE PLACE TO BE RIGHT NOW#actually to extrapolate on this more I really adore the idea of the boys’ abilities needing to be retrained as they grow#because their powers have the opportunity to grow#Mikey just randomly floating off and needing to be tethered down until he gets the hang of it lol#and stuff like that
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"You have a weather cutiemark and you can't fly?" hehaehehe hello whizzvin ponies r baaaaaack i love them so bad hello downpour and shutterheart
also dont forget to check out my falsettos merch here! :3
#falsettos#falsettos 2016#marvin gardens#whizzer brown#marvin x whizzer#whizzvin#divorce is magic#that is what the au is called now#im the ceo of this au#anyways i think when they first meet whizzer is most definitely a bit of a jerk#he hasnt learnt the power of friendship yet#hes kinda stuck up since he comes from the crystal empire#he is very intrigued by how a unicorn ended up with a pegasus job/talent tho#lettuces art gallery
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Mini comic WIP
After another medbay visit, someone feels guilty about Kaon's health problems.
(Don't do dark energon, guys. It makes your offspring have a lot of medical issues.)
#transformers#transformers fanart#transformers oc#transformers prime#tfp megasound#megasound#megatron#tfp megatron#tfp oc#fanchild#fan child#kaon#oc kaon#oc: kaon#wip#Im not gonna be posting art that much for a while#I have an important exam and some health problems of my own that I need to attend and are making it a little difficult to work on my stuff#so#only posting WIPs or small doodles for now#don't worry#Im gonna be fine#but is a little hard at the moment#Also yes#that is indeed a sparkling-size unicorn plushie#Megatron may be big and bad and a warrior#but if his kid wants a fluffy soft unicorn plushie#he is gonna get Kaon a fluffy soft unicorn plushie
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Do u follow the Erdtree? No?? Gores you
#literally nobody asked for this but youre getting it anyways#morgicorn#I was simply following my heart and my heart said what if#so now we've got unicorn morgott#but I feel like it actually suits him#had to give him longer ears tho bc he felt a bit naked without all the horns#I also gave him some dapples because why not#decided to make his horn a bit crooked also to match his sword and for more visual interest#oh btw theres a breed of horse called a 'fell pony' im not even joking#so like I kinda had to do morgicorn when I found that one out#tho I do imagine if Morgott was a horse hed be a percheron#big unit of a horse with a proud yet gentle temperment#mohg would be a fresian#obviously#but yeah if Morgott was a unicorn I do not think he would be above stabbing people with his horn#anyways#elden ring#elden ring fanart#morgott the omen king#morgott the grace given#elden ring morgott#margit the fell omen#my art
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Full sized elec…tuning his guitar
Slowly figuring out how I want to draw elec
#don’t ask why he’s posed like that#cunty pose while tuning ur guitar#megaman#elecman#fanart#guitar#if you’ve been seeing me draw his lighting bolt unicorn horn the backwards up until now no you didn’t#cak3oart
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andrzej sapkowski in the witcher presents his reader with many curious and refreshing takes on the fantasy genre, such as "what if dragons were good" and "what if elves were incels"
#i joke it's more like what if the ethereal being had angsty mournful man feelings#that he has feelings but can't work through them because#overemotionality is considered base and human so he's basically been bottling all of this for centuries#the elbow-high diaries#plus that his only purpose was really to be with lara and now she's gone and so what does that make him#i'm not getting all MRA lmaoooo what i'm saying is that there needs to be two to make a baby so he was one-half of that#and destiny didn't work out as planned so ... this is all that's left#reading ch 5 of lotl for the first time: THIS IS SO MESSED UP WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO CIRI!!!#reading ch 5 of lotl again and again: my god EVERYONE here is so messed up and SAD. well except eredin#eredin is like cool im gonna go fight a unicorn#'what are you talking about he wanted to kill auberon?' but not in a very intelligent way he was like to ciri 'so you wanna... kill him?'#imo book eredin is kind of a meathead and it's kind of refreshing with all these 4D chess players around
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these are A BIT OLD but uhhh here check out these aggio doodles i did forever ago. still VERY happy w my colors :3
#this was back in uhhhh jan 2023!! hot dog!! and its still perfeclty good to eat!#i think kian and chip would get along. they could talk about feelings. kian could give chip the therapy he needs. maybe kiss? who said that#jay and rand could also get along i think. smoke buddies. cigarette fans. i bet they could play dnd together. or build a contraption togeth#also WAUHG the way i colored in kira here is SO PERFECT.. SHES SO SPARKLY N PRETTY. ALSO THAT HOOORNN i remember bleeding for that#shading is HARD lighting is HARD drawing a crazy unicorn is HARD but SOOOO WORTH IT I SITLL LOVE HOW IT LOOKES.....#waht else is there. oh yes the prime defender doodles#i love mark so much.... i miss being crazy and strange abt mark winters... i need to draw him killing more people someday#anyway i gotta go to bed soon to keep my sleep schedul on track but I DONT WAANNA!!!! recently relistened to bitb. that might release spore#im also chippin away at that am i in heaven animatic between workin on commissions. I GOT RLY FAR!! i think that i could finish it within#like. 3 or 4 more inspo waves. it wont be unfinished forevcer..... its so close... just 4 more full scenes to rly fleshh out#so basically another 2 years. YEAH BABy. in the meantime i have a backlog of things i can poast. i got plenty o drawings and doodles to sha#alrigh thats all the ramblin im gonna do for now. sleep well everyone hope shool or work goes easy on u in the coming week
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i redesigned klint!! i was really unsatisfied with how he looked LOL. also his faun form - i dont think he has used it much at the point of the story, but is beginning to use it more as he is friends with selma, so they can hang out with folke together sometimes
#oc#original character#unicorn#fantasy#faun#pareidolia tag#oc art#oc: klint#this guy started out as a joke character but now is like actually important to selma HAHA#to the point that he's actually shown up more than adrian has in the story as far as i have written. HAHAHHA#when i remake selma ref sheet im probably going to update her outfit#contrary to basilisks i think bäckahästar who shift wear relatively simple stuff#that can be worn in both forms#there can be simple tops but probably more likely bands or straps or something like that...
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(ex-)lord & (ex-)retainer
#wont lie i think this looks a little better cropped so thats why the 2nd ones there#unicorn overlord#unicorn overlord aramis#unicorn overlord gloucester#anyway i really fw the aramis + gloucester arc. like i already love that the royalty character who doesn't want to be royalty anymore#actually DOESNT serve as royalty anymore. like deadass for the rest of his life. no big catch. no 'oh i guess i gotta go rule after all'.#& then his retainer's gotta learn he's no longer a retainer & is just a wandering mercenary's friend+ now. GRAGH. PEAK.
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falling asleep to my butch's heartbeat would fix me ngl.
- men dni, this post is for lesbians/mdni accs dni.
#femme4butch#butch4femme#femme lesbian#femme#femme4masc#femme4femme#butch lesbian#butch#lesbian#sapphic wlw#butch4butch#wlw post#wlw sfw#butch bait#sapphic#lesbian sfw#wlw sapphic#wlw#dykeposting#wifeposting#femme dyke#butch dyke#femme posting#i love my butch#our first month anniversary got fucked up so now i gotta plan for our 2 months#minecraft house#spotify playlist#we gotta watch this unicorn movie he loves#i would send them some love letters if he'd be comfortable with it#god
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kira / jay is so funny ofc ur childhood best friends and on opposite sides of the war
#he speaks#jrwi#its like. catradora but more boring#(tone : affectionate. im an ally i promise)#idk if ppl actually ship them i mostly only see pistolwhip (but less so now cause then we learned abt ava) but i think theyre neat#2 me theyve defo smooched like at least once when they were younger hashtag experimintaton ? ??? but also i think im jsut biased as hell#cause id do anything for kira I LOVE THAT UNICORN GIRL look at her go
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