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Is this a better threat? š„š§š«
ā¦.. You threatening to kill my boyfriendā¦?
Didnāt think you anons had it in you.
*they stand up and wipe away an imaginary tear*
Iām so proud!~ I raised you guys so well!
*they put up their hands*
Alright, alright! Iāll be nice. Only cause I just feel SO proud!
#pt: FINALLY! One with the balls to threaten me properly into doing something!#and not with a curse either!
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get MOLTED, idiot
#genshin impact#venti#jean gunnhildr#zilly art#could he just use the wind to help? probably yeah#is he smart enough to do this? absolutely not#he either always got dvalin to lick it better. or liyue's water system get clogged#venti tries rubbing himself all over morax like a cat trying to get burs off but that rarely works#rip diluc's place would also be covered in feathers and a whiny archon#venti excuses himself to the bathroom mid-performance at angel share and promptly tells diluc he's got a mess to clean up in there#goes back to singing and drinking#diluc frantically stuffing feathers in a bag#he and jean ponder if they could make pillows with the down? sorry the pillows curse your dream with The Edlritch Horrors
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I like to think breaking the canary curse via dying in the void had some effects on Lizzie
#ldshadowlady#wild life smp#secret life smp#technically since she broke the curse there#trafficblr#smth smth breaking the curse means taking it upon yourself- smth smth the miners need a bird so they'll catch another one#I've been wanting to draw pink canary Lizzie ever since she broke the curse and the urge to combine void and shadow creature made me go ins#I wanted to draw BAM or as i would have caption them: Team Canary. But I had too many thoughts on Lizzie design so its just her#Can you tell I am very normal about Lizzie shadowlady? yes i draw her a lot and made her creature but thats normal behavior trust me trust#it was either canary seablings or aquatic seablings w/ whale Lizzie but idk how to work in whale so bird she is#my art#the whole breaking the curse means becoming the curse is very beast!wirt to me but its october so its fitting ig.
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Wes ruins everything
Wes had finally done it, he had finally realized why nobody ever belived him about Fenton and Phantom! It made so much sense now, he had been looking for an answer for years, thinking he was going crazy because everybody refused to see the Obvious!
He was Cursed!
He literally had an Ancestoral Curse on his Bloodline that made it so that all those born with the gift of Prophecy would be ignored! A Gift of Prophecy that he apparently had.
It was Cassandra's Curse, the one from Greek Myths. Apparently she was his GreatĆ1000 Grandmother and passed down the Gift (and Curse) of Prophecy to him. And he knew how to break it!
All he needed to do was gather the right resources, chant the correct incantations, make sure not to accidentally summon a Demon in the process, and he could just foist the Curse onto some other poor schmuck. Sure it would suck for them, and he would loose his Gift of Prophecy, but Wes had been ignored for Years at this point, he needed validation!
So he did the Ritual, and he didn't mess it up, and he managed to get rid of the Curse.
Now all he had to do was convince everybody that he was right for the first time in his life! This was going to be great!
...
Cass didn't know what was going on.
A while ago, she had started getting these...gut feelings that she couldn't explain.
She would look over the details of a Case her Family was working on, and see a patern that the others were seemingly ignoring. Like when she realized that The Penguin was about to raid the Docks on the East Side, but the others were convinced it was going to be on the West.
But when she had tried to tell them, they had brushed her off. "We've already concluded that he will begin the Raid on the West side, no need to go to the East."
She had gone anyways, and low and behold she had been right. But nobody even acknowledged that she had been right at all, they had just wondered how they had missed the signs, not even questioning how she had known.
It wasn't limited to Cases either. Even small things, like telling her brother's where the TV remote was were brushed off, and hours later they would still be looking, never even having checked where she told them.
It seemed that no matter what, nobody cared about her point of view anymore. They kept brushing her off, telling her she was wrong, actively ignoring her ideas.
And it was getting worse. They were starting to ignore her more and more, forgetting she was in the room, not calling her down for Dinner, even forgetting to check in on her during Patrol.
She knew that there must be something going on, Magical or otherwise, but when she tried bringing it up with her Dad or JLD, they would also Brush her off.
Her Family was forgetting her. And they didn't even realize it.
...
Danny was not okay at the moment.
When he had gone to school a few weeks ago and noticed everybody staring at him, he didn't give it much thought. Maybe Dash or Paulina had spread another Rumor about him again, not too out of the ordinary.
When his name had been called over the Intercom, he hadn't thought much of that either. His grades were falling even more than usual, so he assumed his Guidance Counselor wanted to have another talk with him.
When he walked into the Principals Office to see both of his Parents and some GIW Agents, that's when he realized something big must have happened.
He didn't have much of a chance to react when the Shields went up, but he did react when the first Ecto-Blast scorched the wall behind him. His Parents began to scream at him as they fired their Blasters, something about replacing somebody? He didn't know, he was pretty preoccupied at the moment.
It took more effort than he cared to admit to escape the Room, but a stray shot to the hidden Shield Projector under the Principals Desk proved to be his saving grace. Unfortunately the moment he escaped the Office, he was met with a veritable Army of GIW Agents, all armed to the Teeth with Weapons he had never even seen before.
He managed to get away for a moment, hiding in the Bathroom as the Agents chasing him passed it by. That's when he met Wes.
He obviously hadn't been expecting him, but the moment he saw him Wes put on a smug look. "Oh hi Fenton, trying to get away from the other students?"
Danny had replied with confusion, "What the hell are you talking about?!"
"I finally managed to convince everybody about you, now everyone knows that you're Phantom! I'll bet you're hiding from all of the other Students hounding you for questions right?"
"...it was you?"
"Yeah, so? I finally get to be right!"
"...You absolute MORON-"
That was the last Danny got to say to Wes before an Ecto-Blast launched him through a Wall, seeing his face morph into a look of Shock just before the dust cloud covered it up.
Since that day, Danny had been on the Run. Nowhere was safe anymore now that the GIW knew both his Human and Ghost's faces, but he had to keep running. He crossed state Lines already, and was on his way to the next Ecto-Rich City he could sense, somewhere in New Jersey.
He cursed his Fenton Luck every day. Why had everybody believed Wes this time?! Nobody had ever belived him before, nobody even seemed to acknowledge his existence after a while! What had changed?
Danny just wanted to rest already.
...
Cass had taken to Patrolling alone recently. She had taken to doing a lot of things alone, actually.
After the first month, it seemed that nobody could remember that she was in the room with them, even if she was within their eyeline, she just faded into the background. By the 2 Month Mark they had stopped talking to her entirely, although occasionally she would get a Text or two from her dad. By the 3 month Mark she was completely invisible, and By the 5th she had been forced to get used to it.
She didn't know what was going on, was it a Meta Ability? Magic? Alien Tech? She had no idea.
She had begun to cook for herself after the first time Alfred forgot to set her Plate at the Table. The same with Washing her own Clothes, Cleaning her Room, and Paying her Phone Bills. At the very least the Automated Allowance Payments to her Account had kept up, or she wouldn't have been able to go to her favorite Cafe anymore.
It was bittersweet for her. She used to go to that Cafe every week with Alfred, but he didn't even come on his own anymore. Had he only come for her? Did she really mean that much to them? It hurt, she finally had a family that cared for her and suddenly she didn't exist to them.
She sat alone at a Table, ignored by everyone in the Cafe as usual, when a new face walked in. He looked about her age, a little roughed up, walking with a sort of cautious gaint, as if he was scared of something. His Body Language seemed to agree with her assessment, as his body practically screamed "Worry" in its movements.
Cass stopped watching at that point. Just another Gotham Teen, probably worried over something like getting not having enough money or getting mugged on the way home. It was a Common sight in Gotham.
She attention was pricked again for a moment when she heard a voice speak up. "Uh, can I sit here?"
She ignored it, he wasn't talking to her.
"Um, excuse me? Miss? Could I sit here?" He repeated.
She ignored him again, he wasn't talking to her. Nobody talked to her.
"Hello? Do you have Earbuds in?" He said, and he waved his hand in front of her face.
Her face. He waved his hand. In front of Her Face.
He was talking to her.
She looked up at him sharply, seeming to startle him for a moment before he asked, "So, is that a no?"
"You can see me?" She asked.
He looked a bit bewildered, but replied "Uh, yeah? Why would I not? Are you...a Ghost?". That last part sounded a bit suspicious.
"No. Not a Ghost. But nobody sees me. Ever. Nobody remembers me." She replied. She had never spoken this much to anybody outside of her Family, but in the past few weeks she had been starved for interaction.
He seemed slightly interested, and sat down at her table. He looked her in the eyes, and said "Do you...talk about it?"
She smiled. He could see her.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Batman#Cassandra Cain#Cassandra's Curse#Wes Weston has Cassandra's Curse#He manages to get rid of it and foists it onto a random person#That being Cassandra Cain (because irony)#The Cassandra Curse works a bit differently here#The User will slowly become less relevant and more ignored in the lives of the people around them#Until nobody can even be bothered to remember they exist and the Prophecy they speak becomes utterly useless#Ever wonder why Wes isn't an actual character in the Show? It's because everybody including the Audience forgot about his ramblings#Danny is unaffected because of Ghost Shenanigans#Wes Weston reveal Danny Phantom#He was so obsessed with finally being right that he didn't think of the consequences#He's still a moron though and doesn't have a way to undo it#Danny is on the Run#This is Cass/Danny if you didn't catch on#Danny has been Unseen because hasn't been able to talk to people for months due to being on the run#Cass has been Unseen for months because that's when she was cursed#Both haven't talked to another person is so long and it is relieving#They live together Unseen for Months since they don't know how to fix either of their situations#Dead Silent#That's their Ship name right?#Had to reference the Shipping Chart
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As per usual, itās DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. Itās very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costumeālisten, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothesāand his slightly Iāll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kidās clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kidās mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
āDid you manage to show him your costume?ā the hero asks.
āYeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.ā
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, butā¦ it sounded likeā¦
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. āMomma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesnāt get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!ā
The kidās mom just smiles. āWe could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet heād like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.ā
The kid wrinkles his nose. āLike Vernie with the pizza bagels?ā
āLike your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpaās gardenā¦ā
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didnāt ask anything further.
Not that the hero didnāt want to. But theyād learn something very serious.
Oneāthere was a small town hero theyād never heard of. Twoāthat hero was apparently a teen. Thirdāmost pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
Thisā¦ might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#heās just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that sheās gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her heāll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also heās gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#theyāre fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealerās choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isnāt on the radar#Iāll add my two cents bc when donāt I but Iām by and large not likeā¦ dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw thatās cute. anyways-#and if itās dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean thereās a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- juryās still out on that -and heās saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesnāt accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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Unhinged Duo
Imagine, worst year ever!Tim meeting freshly escaping GIW/parents! Danny. And also various team Phantom members too, from time to time.
Danny and Tim get on with each other like a house on fire and proceeds to speedrun friendship while running from their respective families. Then they goes on an epic road trip across the world blowing up secret bases left and right, and then another one through the time stream and the realms looking for Bruce. Extremely bonding experience tbh 10/10.
Gods I shudder at how much devastation the two can create if they joined forces.
Anyways after they fished Bruce out of the time stream, Tim invites Danny to visit Gotham. Except when Danny got there he got caught up in lady Gotham's bushtits and ended up trapped in the city until he solved some vague problems for Gotham.
Which is fine really! His newly aquired best human friend #4 (gee isn't that depressing) is there to help. Also after their stint GIW, team Phantom is finally getting long due free time. So the team regroup in Gotham, seeking out online classes or going to Gotham U. So despite the lack of visible stars Danny is actually having a hell of a good time in Gotham.
Now if only lady Gotham is more specific on her request... Damn old spirits and their cryptic messages.
#idk the request can either be the slew of curses over Gotham#or just Gotham trying to set danny up with tim#depends on what ship is sailing#dpxdc#dcxdp#dead tired#but most just them being crazy bitches together
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[ID: A two-page comic featuring Sam and Alice from The Magnus Protocol. Sam is a shorter, fat South Asian man with messy curly black hair, a mustache, and a scruffy beard. He is wearing button-up pajamas. Alice is a tall, lanky, white trans woman with shaggy hair and glasses, and she is wearing a short tank top, a skirt, and a loose flannel hanging off one shoulder as well as chunky jewelry.
First panel shows them both standing with their arms out, Sam gesturing vaguely while Alice shrugs.
Sam, tired but smiling: Thank you so much for visiting after all this time and also offering me a job, Alice. Alice: Damn skippy.
They hug, both smiling, and Sam nuzzles his face into Alice's chest, to which she opens one eye in surprise. She looks down at him and smirks.
Alice: Enjoying the effects of estrogen there, Sam?
Sam opens his eyes in shock and pushes back, embarrassed, to which Alice throws her head back and laughs, holding onto his arm.
Sam: (all caps) S-Sorry I-I didn't realize. (smaller text) Congrats on the HRT btw. Alice: thx <3
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estrogen won the poll so i present to you: sam seeing alice for the first time in a long time, after she's finally started hrt and had some Changes. they're not Big changes (yet) but they're there alright
#fg's art#the magnus protocol#tmagp#samama khalid#alice dyer#samalice#dyerama#tubularshrimp#cursing#also i know that her saying 'damn skippy' is like. a non sequitor or whatever but it was either that or skibidi so yeah
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#cursed image#cursed consumables#your self indulgence of the day is to try one of my Glutton Baths#lukewarm shower. either sitting or getting a chair in there. wine. long ass youtube vid. a bunch of messy food#i do it every couple months and something about it inspires the most amazing crying sessions it resets my brain#eat a whole watermelon while sobbing in the rain please
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Marauders and Reg group chat
Remus: who the fuck added me to the group chat?
Sirius: >:O language.
Regulus: yeah watch your fucking language.
Sirius: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REGGIE TO SAY THE FUCK WORD?!
Peter: āthe fuck wordā
James: You guys use the f word all the time??
Regulus: Merlinās beard you donāt have to censor it.
Peter: say fuck James.
Regulus: Do it, James. Say fuck.
#Peter and regulus would be MENACES together you canāt change my mind and frankly you canāt prove me wrong either#James would say literally anYtHinG else than a curse word.#heād say duck muck shite mothereffer etc. you get the point#Remus would like to not be in that chat#honestly there would be constant chatter between Sirius and James and regulus would annoy Sirius to the point of murder.#peter would pretend to be everybodyās friend but heās scheming on his own (with regulus at times)#marauders#marauders era#harry potter#sirius black#james potter#jegulus#regulus black#remus lupin#wolfstar#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders incorrect quotes#peter pettigrew#young peter pettigrew
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Charles trying to rizz himself out of community service tmr when meeting with the FIA š
Heās just a pretty baby (heās a chaos gremlin) he did nothing wrong (he did all the wrong)
#but we should just let him#as a treat#this is a joke of course#like the FIA#i think the outcome would be hilarious either way#lestappen community service#or inchident pretty facing out of a situation all over again#im sat#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#cl16#lestappen#max verstappen#ferrari#1633#mv33#mv1#let them curse#FREE THE FUCK!
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Prompt 281
I had a wonderful Ghosts are Dragons idea thanks to @fairy-lights-and-blobsĀ
Nocturne, the great feathered wyvern of dreams, son of Morpheous, created of the sands of dreams itself, might be a bit, oh whatās the word, stumped. He had been twisting through the smog of the living world, and honestly should have been unseen. Keyword being should.Ā
Because?Ā
Thereās a tiny? Hatchling? Growling at him when he slips into a warehouse, having been searching for aā¦ misplaced item. And he says it with a question mark because? This is a hatchling, he knows his own senses, but theyāre alsoā¦ seemingly stuck in a human form.Ā
Dear Dreams, this is worse than how Phantom was- and he had been so injured from too much ecto at formation, even for a baby Primordial, thatā¦ Ugh, Nocturne wants to slam his horns against the ground repeatedly.Ā
Alright tiny red hatchling, let him just scoop you up aaandā¦ alright, off to the Zone to see doctors, because really, he wasnāt expecting to get another child, but heās also not going to just leave the equivalent of a chronically sick toddler!
Jason, currently Red Hood? No clue what the Fuck is happening, he just got kidnapped by an overgrown owl-lizard thing! And his comms are out and genuinely what the fuck-
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Ghosts are Dragons#Nocturne is acting as Team Phantomās ghost parent#And now as Jasonās too because itās like coming across a feral toddler with a lung infection#Either the batfamily or the crime alley goonion is freaking out about Hood getting taken by *SOMETHING*#Like they heard CrackleHissPurrCracksofBoneAndWindsofSand & then their boss/brother/son is just GONE#Comm? Down. Trackers? Gone.#Meanwhile big wyvern Nocturne is wondering if heās cursed/blessed because this is the SIXTH sick hatchling in the living world heās found#Ghosts are very all for All-Flock-members-care-for-babies orientated#Nocturneās babies from oldest to youngest: Jazz Val Tuck Sam Danny Ellie#And then they canāt tell with Jason until his sickness can be fixed- and no it doesnāt have to do with the Pits
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Another old post... this is a badly formatted comic but I wanted to finish it so it wouldn't stay a coloured sketch anymore :0
#dickroy#roydick#dccomics#dick grayson#roy harper#that grace panel made me watch this movie#its gr8#thnks winnick#the movie is butch cassidy and the sundance kid 1969#comic is outsiders 2003#read it if you havent already its got queer people (real)#and a robot#re-posted from xwitter#nightwing#arsenal#ive always wondered if anyone calls them nightarse#it sounds absolutely cursed#arsewing doesn't get any better either#can be platonic#dick & roy#dick/roy
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Here are some lore crumbs from Martyn RE: The canary curse being broken I found in his comments section.
#so jimmy didn't break the curse the watchers allowed it to end#lizzie hasn't taken it up either so interested to see what that means going forward#also interesting that mumbo died before Jimmy in that he has the miner's curse#without the canary there was nothing to warn him he was about to die#also blowing up probably has some symbolism there#mine#martyn inthelittlewood#life series#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#watcher lore#mumbo jumbo
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(for the RQs) You like Transformers, you like Undertale.... what lies at the centre of these 2 things? Mettaton (or Swap!Napsta) as a transformer, of course :3 I just think that's something you might have fun with haha ^^
requests closed!
i DID have fun with this one thank you!!
... i also had to break out the "how to draw planes" book and spent a lot of time squinting at other transformers designs dhfjchsj,, i dont know shit about vehicles or how to design transformers but i did my best :>!!
id usually write my design notes in an image but i am once again out of battery so yall get bullet points (about Mettaton)
the white/pinkish lines on Mettaton's chest and wings are intended to be kinda shaped like an M
his visor is also intended to mimic both the shape of his hair (over his eye) as well as the shape of his wings in NEO form
also, the visor always shines just so, and obscures his eye, but the other eye can generally be seen, unless dramatics call for his visor to be entirely opaque LOL
theres some joke to be made here about Mettaton's box form just being just a G1 styled version of this design lolol
the plane he turns into is a Lear Jet 23! the reason for this is: i saw this page in the book i mentioned and just went YES. METTATON.
(did you think i was joking about the how to draw planes book? i was not. i own this book. i got it for $2 lol)
originally he was going to be a fast car of some sort but then i remembered i also know fuck all about cars, and if hes a plane then i can give him thruster heels.
also his windshield is kinda shaped like a heart <3 that and the white lines being shaped like an M on his chest were incidental and i just leaned into it
... the lines on his head were also slightly inspired by Stealth Bomber!Megatron from the IDW comics because. Mettaton. Megatron. self explanatory.
#velwy.png#undertale#transformers#macaddam#my art#requestlog#mettaton#napstaton#i dont know whether to kiss you or curse you for this one (/lh) but i am shaking u by the shoulders either way shfjfjfbdj#because again!! idk how to design transformers!!!!!#this involved a lot of me staring really intently at various transformers designs and going TELL ME YOUR SECRETS#anyway saying that though i actually rly like mettas design and kinda wanna draw him again sometime ahfjfbfnfnemkbfken#thank u for the request!!#I FORGOT CHARACTER TAGS AGAIN
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toshiro/shuro is honestly an ok guy from an objective point of view, but man does he have SO MANY things working against him from an audience POV its honestly comedic.
he has little spine and even littler communication skills making him every neurodivergents nightmare, he's straight for falin and tries to propose which every other party member but Laios (who doesnt notice) absolutely hates, he's in a pretty large cast where most of the others are just way more memorable and active in the story then he is, and also his family seems to just. own people??? izutsumi and tade are both described as having been "purchased" to train as retainers and its a bit glossed over or not examined super deeply but man your family is fucked. literally dealt every bad card smh.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#shuro#shuro dungeon meshi#toshiro nakamoto#no literally the fact izutsumi has that curse on her if she runs away is pretty fucked if you think about it for too long. its not portraye#as being as bad as her early childhood but it sure wasn't humane either!!! catgirl :(((((
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andrewās definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
āno mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops deadā
#pr manager is like: andrewā¦ this is the last time iām gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i canāt exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew itās no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. iām fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing heās ever thought#for instanceāa tweet that just says āan alien googling: human clothesā#heās on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#heās cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted ādoes mitch mcconnell know heās dead yetā#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted āhopefully next he steps down from lifeā#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and heās such a shit. he does not care either way#heās kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. iām just doing what you asked me#theyāve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows heās the best goalie)#ok i think thatās enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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